“JD Tries” by Lem

J D is trying to tap into his Appalachian roots. JDO is your family from Appalachia or not?

“ yes.”

That’s really cool we we we we genuinely thought that was really cool JDO where is your ancestry from? Who are you ready for this? You are actually the descendent of a king your family was banished here, but you are actually a descendent of a king.

“Which one?”

00 this is hard for her to hear it’s like an end or a George or something but it’s is the king Nelson or king George or Call Nicholas I don’t it’s some sort of king sweetie. I’m sorry I think it’s an English king but I’m not positive, but how did you get banished you, I’m sorry to say this, but your traders you were traders to a king and he banished you here because you guys were rebel rouser so to speak I think you probably were I was like you were trying to cause some sort of murder so I wonder if you were his younger brother or cousin or something so so basically, it seems like you had a king as well and then you were the son of the king that didn’t get the crown and then you guys got banished here there or something like that

“ how much is genetic?”

Yeah, that’s a very funny statement. You are difficult to talk to yeah because I might be royalty in my family as well but not in the same way and then Lacey is Dutch possibly in German and I think that’s where there’s some cultural disconnect between you and her, because they have no idea what to make of you and you have no idea what to make of her.

And then you start thinking you know she’s kind a hot those Dutch women she thinks, so no no no no I’m not getting involved with you and then you think well I don’t know but but But that’s the problem it really isn’t no from her and then a little party thing so Jared I don’t want to be a rapist because your ancestor Siri are you in illuminati is your doing something very weird so then your ancestors like no, I’m not really a rapist even if I am trying to murder is a king so to be honest, though if this is real your ancestors mad at you if you cheat on you sure they are not happy about it. Something tells me they were Christian, and that they actually are quite upset that you’ve done stuff like that.

“ are they mad at me? They’re just mad that I’m immoral.”

Yeah, they were not the best people so to speak, but they may have been Christians. You might even called him born-again Christians so your ability to rise above your poverty, unfortunately is so much genetic. You’ve had a little bit of an advantage in a way it’s sort of like a force of gravity and so you were kind of someone in your family was bound to end up sort of breaking free whether it was you or your sister or somebody it was just bound to happen eventually.

“ so there is a poltergeist?”

Yeah, we have a poltergeist problem.

“ who is the poltergeist?”

Do you want to guess or should I tell you it’s JFK he’s our poltergeist.

Silence.

“ do you feel threatened by us Lacey?”

No, it’s a joke to me. I’m sorry I have a hard to take time taking any of you people seriously.

“ is it because they just don’t seem to have a fucking clue what’s really going on?” says a Black woman.

Yes.

“ what is going on?” she says.

V doesn’t think it’s very complicated and if there’s reincarnation Africa always knew that so it’s just very complicated but we’re trying to nail it down to just Jack being a poltergeist for now which honestly Africans would probably have understood or do understand.

“ see you were so traditionally evangelical now in Africa, that we don’t tend to think that there could be a poltergeist without it being demonic.” says Africa.

and that’s very wise because we wouldn’t want to rule out the dramatic, but if there is purgatory and his defiant God to an extraordinary degree, it could be the end times but it’s not impossible that he’s an actual poltergeist.

“ I am curious is the poltergeist someone who’s in hell in limbo or in purgatory?” says Casi.

A poltergeist is someone who is stuck in purgatory essentially they can’t get out because they refuse to except God’s correction, and they are in some cases actually sliding into hell of the gods very merciful. Or they could be somewhat in limbo but it’s actually quite difficult to get into limbo or hell and then do anything to much to people because you’re so tortured in hell and limbo is so precarious that it’s pretty difficult. It’s people who were in God’s mercy unfortunately I’m sorry, but it is it’s people who were in gods mercy Who are still defying God who become poltergeist, so Jack went to mass he worshiped God and so he didn’t go to hell he wasn’t in limbo, but then he managed to sort of him be too evil to except gods correction.

Later.

Kick Kennedy according to Lacey and I might agree because it might be what really happened probably paid or basically paid to Mary Billy Cavendish so basically what happened was that she didn’t say Dukie Lukey and then he fell in love with her and him rose and Joe were desperate to find someone elite for her to marry And they may have realized that people would be reading their letters and so they faked it. Yeah, there are some people who even think that Jack faked lame writing him a letter so that it’s possible he never he was responding to something that love never even wrote him just a Magine that he had a relationship with them Where he was magically in control yeah that’s the theory some people might have very rationally, but I know it’s possible that they had some sense of history and they thought that people would see that they’re telling her not to marry these people, but that was bullshit. It was agreed-upon between her that could’ve been a secret, between Rose and Joe and kick it’s like we’re going to write you letters telling you not to do that so that people don’t look down on us historically and think that we betrayed the Irish people it’ll look like you’re magically in love with them because I want our family to be important and if anyone ever researches us, I want them to think that we made the right choice I don’t want them to know that we were desperate for you to marry somebody and that that’s part of the reason I wanted to be ambassador to Great Britain because I was hoping to find people for my kids to marry in the British aristocracy.

So that’s a little conspiracy theory that Lacey has that jet that Joe was desperate to marry his kids off and it was basically phone Billy he was vulnerable he got along with kick the baby where is someone in love but really they just talked him into it.