Look, you’re a fool JD.
I am a ghost but I can’t predict the future. You don’t understand that. …You grew-up believing in Jesus. You were what’s called a born-again Christian. I know this. …But then you found god.
Summa by Arvo Pärt plays.
“This morning and last Kick has been playing around with making Lacey a daughter to her.” says I. “And that’s been fascinating because she’s actually had a real insight from a maternal perspective. And it’s a little creepy because there are many things that perfectly align such as the fact that she may have actually fallen in love and been interested in Louis Hill Junior, even as Kick’s daughter, and Kick would have known that. And so the Kennedys tend to marry the Hills? Is that the case if she’s “Kickstarter.”
I think one topic that should be addressed to out people who are evil, possibly such as yourself because JD: You don’t seem to realize, dear you can’t choose something other than God or evil. I don’t know where you missed that in your Christianity.
New Age might see things differently but that’s not Christianity. They share many things in common but that might be one of them that’s different and it baffles me how you don’t understand that. Do you have a brain or do you just pretend to be smart? Yes, let’s just start off with that. Do you actually have a brain or are you just incredibly good at fooling people?” says Lem.
“No, I might not be as smart as I seem.” says JD.
“You know that’s terrifying because we’re potentially voting you into office as US Vice President so if you’re not as smart as you seem, which actually isn’t even all that intelligent, it’s just a little above average? We’re deep shit.” says Lem.
“The thing that I learned from Kick is that I have no understanding of what people go through on a sort of psychological perspective when it comes to matters of social class. I had been so cloistered in the real upper Old Money class JD whether you can comprehende that or not and then I married a wealthy Jew that I don’t really have a fucking clue. If I could’ve had friends, but I’ve been very bullied instead, I could’ve had some sort of outside influence, but people have just been absolute shit to me, possibly actually because of supernatural forces.
So if you’re expecting me to know, please stop because I genuinely don’t have a clue what you people are ‘going through’ on a psychological level. I understand your pain. I care! I’ve given a decent amount of money to homeless people and others causes. Ahh…my family really does care. Meaning the family that I have created, the family I was raised in. I care, but I don’t understand what other people are thinking other than what I’ve been shown of what they’re thinking because there’s been no way for me to garner that information. There just hasn’t been.” says Lacey.
“What do you think we’re thinking?” says a lower middle class farmer from Wisconsin. 
“You know I haven’t been able to figure it out. I don’t know. And that’s part of the problem. This whole time you keep arguing with me and telling me that I’m not what I am! You keep trying to find ways to prove that I am not what I am! From the very beginning you’ve been obsessed with making me not what I am and then you know it’s like I’m supposed to read your mind at the same time? I’m supposed to defend my honor and my identity and then also read your mind…as to what you’re going through? That’s complete shit! And I have not been able to do it.” says Lacey.
“If she could’ve been my daughter and Lem could’ve been her husband in probably 1950s or 60s Great Britain she may have been friends with Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth II, close friends…and I don’t think you understand who you’re talking to. Her mother is from Boston so Lacey swears. She’s tough because she thinks it’s really cool. She’s imitating her family from Boston because she thinks they’re so cool and tough. She does! She really thinks they’re just the coolest thing! Like…cool. Like actually cool. …But she was raised in aristocratic Great Britain and that is her heart and soul. She’d be my daughter. She’s very British. And that’s who you’re talking to.
As a little girl she would’ve grown up with a lot of nannies, and a very busy week, so to speak…and a distant mommy and daddy, who she loved very very much and who actually loved her too. But she has no idea how to read your minds. She doesn’t get it OK!? She’s a very sweet woman who got up early every morning with the servants as a child wearing wool flannel pajamas to go see the horses because that’s what was considered a wise upbringing for her. Not to-not to shame her for Kick’s background, but the opposite. To teach her discipline and so Lacey has an incredible amount of respect for discipline and dignity and order and real decency and as my daughter yes she’d be genuinely very aristocratic but she does have an edge that might throw you…and that would be her mother.” says Billy, Kick’s husband. “And most of that carries over into her actual person in reality even if she couldn’t be my daughter.”
“So you got up every morning as a child to go feed the horses and tend to them?” asks a Wisconsin woman. 
“Yes, I was freezing cold. I’m very used to being freezing cold, but you have to learn how to dress appropriately.” says Lacey. 
“That is how we connected JD. I referenced my farm background in it’s psychological sense, and you and Donald Trump have been in the dust ever since.” says Tim Walz.
“So you have to dress appropriately. What do you wear?” says Usha.
“A lot of wool. I love wool! It’s itchy, but it’s also kind of nice. So no no, wool.” says Lacey.
“I mean like what do you actually wear?” says Usha.
“Well that would’ve been different at different ages. As a small child in our house, I occasionally was allowed to go with the servants wearing my literal pajamas. I had literal wool pajamas. Like pajamas, like you know, pants. Like woven wool pants, and a woman wool shirt.” says Lacey. “And then, as I was a little older, I would wear a skirt with wool pants underneath. Like longjohns they call them. So like woven longjohns of wool and a skirt and a sweater, and an overcoat and hat and gloves, depending on how cold it was. 
And then, when I was a little older than that, you know, you can start sort of dressing so more you know umm…dresses wool hosiery umm…things like that.” says Lacey.
“How old are you in the scenario?” says Caroline.
“About 84 or 83 or something like that.” says Lacey.
“Were there cows?” asks a man.
“Yes, not a lot. I don’t think we had that many but no we had a few cows and I did get to milk them yes but nope I got up very early in this scenario very early. It was actually a very psychologically difficult childhood in that way, to be honest, it was painful psychologically, but then, as I got more used to it, and I got older being as obedient as I am by nature to my parents in God, it sort of benefited me because I became very disciplined and my mother would’ve approved of that and approved of me. I was not obsessed, but I was very determined to get her approval of me and it seemed as though she delighted in that and related to it. And thought that was just the most normal wonderful thing a child could be. To be concerned about their parent’s approval was good! And so she tried to sort of probably coddle me on occasion and make my life a little easier just because she she would’ve said she understood, and I think there might’ve been some genuine love in that and that she actually did understand.” says Lacey.
“It sounds like he might’ve been very covertly sexually abusing you Lacey did you realize that?” says a woman.
“Yes on the very deep subconscious level because that’s not how my father related to me. But they loved each other and it seemed as though they were in a normal relationship and so I thought I guess I’m just sort of like daddy because sometimes daddy gets very confused by mom and he just sort of has to sort of ‘think it through.’ So I learned to just sort of distance myself as his daughter, and sort of ‘think it through’ so I-I knew but then I thought no she really does love me she’s just all mixed-up or evil or something. I don’t know. And then no I have not-I would not have been a sexually abusive mother at all and to be honest, I don’t think in this case, I wouldn’t even necessarily have noticed, until I was older and reflecting back on my childhood that my mother was a little messed-up so to speak. But in this life, no, Kick actually would have given me some real genuine, maternal love. The parents who raised me in reality we’re not like that, but in this scenario, no Kick actually did love me in a normal way. It was both that she was messed-up and actually just a genuinely loving mother so umm…then later I figure it out. That there’s something a little screwed-up. And I don’t like to think about it. It’s too painful. Because it’s just extremely painful. So I just try to be brave even at 83 and just hope that when I’m dead, God will help me figure it out. My father and I were very close, but no he wasn’t like that. I was also close to my grandparents and a lot of other English people who were really good people and they just weren’t like that. Not everyone who is elite is evil in the way that you think they are.” says Lacey.
“I don’t know if this actually works or not but it’s possible that it is so close to working that it actually has affected and altered reality because on a very sad, tragic, psychological level Lacey keeps expecting the mother who raised her to be like Kick. Lacey and Becca they’ve had a horrible fight many horrible fights, but Lacey keeps thinking, ‘But underneath it all you love me even though I’ve chewed you out. I know underneath it all you actually love me, right?’ Lacey yelled at the mother who raised her for abusing her. And her mother who raised her, Becca, is very cold. But if Lacey yelled at Kick the way that she’s yelled at Becca Kick would actually respect her more because she’d think Lacey just has a spine and, ‘The truth is she really just wants me to be her mommy and actually love her!’ And so there might be a coldness in their conversations and sort of a distance between them but Kick would probably check on her and try to be normal and say, ‘How are you doing? Are you OK?’ in a more proper carefully psychologically worded way. Because Kick was not actually this amazing person but because there’s a tiny part of her that was capable of actual human love…even if she was somewhat sociopathic and narcissistic. Yes, we’ve been fooled by these people because they’re unusual. The narcissists. They are very evil and fundamentally incapable of love…and yet paradoxically there can be a tiny part of them that’s capable of human love even if it’s not for their spouse or for you know some other person who’s an equal. Occasionally, they can love their kids or they love each other as siblings in some cases and we see that and we get very confused by the Kennedys for that reason potentially because they’re not just-it’s not just simplistic where it’s like, ‘You’re a narcissist!’ They don’t you hate everyone. And they’re not totally incapable of any sort of love ever. People are very, very complicated and people used to be far more cautious with stuff, and then taking a stick towards psychology because they thought on a certain level that it was going to be disruptive and chaos inducing and you know what? They weren’t entirely wrong. It is very helpful to be able to know what things are…but then if you don’t know what they are and you mislabel them or label them too quickly it’s very detrimental.” says Carl Young.
“But then now everyone’s going to say, ‘Oh! See Jack was in love with Lem and he loved Jack the way that your father loved your mother!’” says Lacey, rolling her eyes.
“What are the differences?” says a man.
“Umm occasionally he had mistresses. Occasionally she had mistresses or a rather she had other people. I don’t see Lem having any real boyfriends in a normal way so to speak. It-it seems very dysfunctional. What else is different? ‘My father’ was genuinely very – I shouldn’t know this – but he was very attracted to my mom…and there was sort of a give-and-take between them. I don’t see that with Lem and Jack. There’s a sort of humbling and a surrender that happens when people are in love. They sort of naturally tend to submit to each other. I don’t-I just don’t see that between the two of them and don’t try to bullshit me that homosexuals don’t do that, that’s just fucking bullshit.” says Lacey. “ oh, no, I can’t exactly put it quickly into words, but there’s a difference and I would bet that that was a very sore spot in my parents relationship, but that my father was very aristocratic and wealthy and able to deal with it and know, Jack just doesn’t seem like he cares enough about them I think kick loved my father and frankly maybe have she might’ve been troubled but I wonder if she was slightly less narcissistic or sociopathic or something I don’t people are complicated that I just to me Jack looks like a classic narcissist, and he doesn’t seem capable based on his pattern of behavior of being genuinely in love, almost at all take me have been capable of love to some small degree in marriage. I don’t think that lamb and Jack had that I don’t think Jack was capable of being faithful, or considering the needs of others in any sort of way when it came to spouses or significant others. I don’t think he was capable of that. I think he wanted to be, and I think he might have felt some romantic sexual love for people but just because he feels that doesn’t mean that he has any ability to do much of anything with it so it’s like he feels romantic love he feels sexual love but then that’s where that’s he just feels it and so he is able to delude himself into thinking that everything is great, or that people are Melly in love with him, because in a sense, maybe he never experiences rejection from people or even their love because it’s almost like he’s just dance. There’s a reason I thought narcissist could be genuinely retarded because it’s like the experience they experience something maybe you know I was like oh, I feel some thing, but then it doesn’t go beyond that in their head. It’s like that’s all the experience based on his pattern of behavior. Maybe that’s all he experienced he felt love and so he smiled a lot and got real happy but then his actions just for totally disconnected and were more about self protection and no my mother in the scenario wasn’t quite that messed up she could’ve been she’s very complicated she might’ve been very evil she might’ve been occasionally very good, but she was not a simple person if she was actually maybe she’s not actually capable of being this person don’t get fooled but if this is possible, remember you Gotta keep on track here if that this is a scenario so if this scenario is possible, maybe it’s not because of some glitch in her butt or some thing else but the thing is if this is possible, then maybe she was a little more normal. I’m sorry she was a little tiny bit more normal than Jack, and so my father would’ve known that and they would’ve been in love very to some degree on a certain level, they would’ve been genuinely in love.” says Lacey.
“ so they had other partners, though?” says a gay man.
“ yes they did because they were healthy normal people and so my father was smart enough to think oh you know I fell in love with us when we got married time past and at Christmas and sometimes in the evenings when cake and I drink you know we have a nice time because I hear them drinking together and giggling and then if they were disappear when I was little, I was very smart so that’s why I figured out what was going on because I remember that so no they were very in love at times and basically I think he just took what he could get whenever he could get it so when she was loose, so just let her speak, and they could be in love with each other. He was with her, but then that didn’t stop him from having genuine mistresses that he also was very in love with her and that didn’t stop kick either from having people who she was entertaining and honestly I get baffled as to where this is going because I just explained I’m not gonna edit that right now I don’t think I should. There’s something little evil about it people need to try a little harder to meet me halfway possibly it’s getting sick. They expect me to do all of your fucking mental work for you. I’m not talking to children I’m talking to adults when I say that. And when I say the sentence, I just said previous to the last sentence before this one where people are expecting me to do all of their mental work for them I’m talking to adults not children let me make that clear.
So you know, I’m sorry to have to re-explain for the hundredth fucking time. No Jack had a pattern of behavior that indicates he was in capable of normal human love, and a sexual relationship. I’m not going to keep thinking for you.” says Lacey.
“ to be honest in this scenario, I married her I was the dorky British kid from nearby who she met and I was awkward, but Kik knew that Lacey and I really were going to hit it off and we did I am what you would call her twin flame and so in this scenario kick is my mother-in-law Jack is my creepy predator uncle who did molest children potentially I’m sorry and was also trying to have sexual relationships with his family. I think it’s sad that the homosexuals have gotten so hyper focused on Jack because there was really nothing there to celebrate there’s a lot there to unpack and analyze, but there was nothing there to celebrate and it’s so stupid how vain you people are. You got so stuck on me and Jack because you got so excited by the fact that I was white prettier than Jackie, and that’s part of the reason you can’t let go of this whole thing because you never were interested in me for healthy reasons you were interested in me because you wanted to feel better than other people, namely, women, and other men who are straight or what other gay men I don’t know, but it’s sick. The whole thing is sick and twisted bullshit.” says Lem Billings.
“ so would kick have protected you from Jack would you and Lacey have ever interacted with him very much or no?” says a historian.
“ to be honest, no mid meeting that we would have we would’ve barely ever seen him see this is where Americans are a little backward. Lacey would’ve been a British aristocrat by blood and birth, and she would’ve literally been friends with Queen Elizabeth, actual friends. Um, and it’s not us it’s not him, a coincidence that she got very sick right around the time that Elizabeth died not because they were lovers but rather because they actually were real friends and if Elizabeth found out about all this, she may have been freaked out and been trying to figure out how to pull the plug so to speak on Lacey‘s life out of platonic love for her. oh no, I’m sorry I was straight. I couldn’t explain what was just asked of Lacey better she may have actually literally just lost a few IQ points in that scenario because Kim is not as smart as Lacey but you know if she still is the same person and she’s still unusually intelligent but she’s not as smart as she is as Lacey, Kate was not stupid and neither was Billy, so no Lacey would be I will yeah actually possibly still close to genius and someways, but maybe not quite as much of a genius as she actually is but being who Lacey is not being stuck on stuff like that if this was possible, I think she would be fine with it if she could still be unusually intelligent because that’s kind of just who she is instead of being herself, so no cake water protected us from Jack we would’ve barely ever seen them. We would’ve interacted with them to some degree to but really kick would’ve been absorbed into the fabric of the British culture and it was they would’ve been seen as the sort of British Kennedys and you would’ve thought. Oh yeah, OK brother the Kennedys but they’re also kind of British.” says Lem.
“ so what do you think of us then Lacey?” says Caroline.
“ and I think you’re you’re you’re rough. I think you’re very upper class and rough.” says Lacey. 
“ were you raised an Episcopalian?” says Caroline.
“ yes, yes I was raised Episcopalian, but I have sympathy towards the Catholic Church and yet I am cautious for very complex, theological reasons.” says Lacey.
“ this makes a lot of sense out of you. It scares a lot of people who aren’t like Bill Gates and are very scientifically minded because we’re a little worried that there’s some thing about this Lacey, even on an energy level that we have not dealt with at all.” says Elon Musk. “ so lame is just your twin flame and he’s the dorky kind of secretly hot guy who you end up married to.”
Woody Allen laughs. “ Jack did you ever smell Lacey‘s clothes or play with her with trainsets?” says Woody Allen.
“ I don’t wanna talk about that. OK sorry timer bite.” says JFK.
“ oh, so you really are friends with them Philip Lacey I’m up remember we were saying that like a while ago like a year or two ago and you kept saying oh Philip and 11 are good friends what if that’s at all possible and a it’s been hard to figure out a way to explain or something so Lacey and them are just good pals with Philip and Elizabeth. I love you sort of a quirky Englishman, who actually fits in fairy well in England as a straight man because that’s what he was. He was just somehow very British and Lacey is very beautiful and no it’s a British culture thing, and he actually is very he actually is a really handsome man, but I have a feeling he was straight, and that if she could explain things better, but she’s going along with the scenario Arabi obedience to God, and she still seems unusually intelligent and aware than herself, and yeah it seems like lamb is straight and they’re good they’re good they’re very much twin flames. Happy marriage maybe they don’t even realize how unusual they are and how above they are in the scenario because there’s so much privilege already that they didn’t realize how privileged they also were to be with each other, but I think they’re very humble, sweet meat people who wouldn’t be surprised to find out that their twin flames him and then yeah they’re probably still very upset about the death of Elizabeth because Lacey has a life and even if you know, Lem’s is not and he can say hello to Philip and Elizabeth please he’s not there so it’s kind of sad that doesn’t make a lot of sense.” says Canada.
“ I thought I do look straight, and Jack really was a narcissist incapable of normal, romantic sexual human relationships.” says Lem.
“ I think Lacey was having fun talking about going out to the barn Lacey we don’t relate to that.” says a Chanel collector.
“ I know, but I don’t know what that means. I know but the but Tim Walz he really did relate to that. Because a barn is a barn and a cow is a cow. Thank God! And a cold morning is a cold morning.” says Lacey.
“But then Lacey you’d be Irish.” says Ireland.
“ i’ve never necessarily had a problem with that I used to think I was Irish I did I used to think I was Irish and then I found out I wasn’t in so if I could be Irish in Christ and be myself because it’s in Christ, there’s not a problem I think you people read way too much of the the wrong thing into the things I say.” says Lacey.
“But then she’s stupid as heck!” says an evil woman.
“Yeah, I know but I can’t quite figure out how.” says JD Vance.
“ I am a jerk I died I died. I was a real jerk from Wisconsin but I was a loving father and I harassed Lacey this morning on behalf of the Kennedys. And I kept thinking that we would get around to some sort of conversation and I’m really pissed off because this was really eye-opening and encouraging to me. I thought for finally going to get somewhere and she did too and you guys just don’t give a shit you really don’t give a shit she’s right, you don’t care about being rich you don’t care about being poor you’re just blobs!” says a dead man from Wisconsin.
Later.
“ so you think that your mother is vastly superior to most of her siblings?” says Caroline.
“ yes, I thought it was obvious I Jennifer genuinely used to think that’s too. I mean her and Joe were the best out of all the siblings. I thought everyone thought that I thought that was a general consensus I mean they were their father‘s favorites and I think I thought that cake was just sort of the best sister and then Joe is the best brother and everyone else I guess was just sort of shit ha sorry you want me to be honest. But not like compared to most people compared to most people they were quite great really but there was a little something weird about Jack, but compared to most people. Sure they’re superior I guess but compared to to kick in Joe no they’re not quite that great.” says Lacey.
“ so so OK so then so then yeah welcome to reality. This is your 83-year-old oldest cousin in the scenario who definitely looks down on the rest of the family no question.” says Grandpa Pantell.
“You know she looks down on me too but then I think she thinks, ‘Oh that’s a little silly.’” says Donald Trump.
“ no I can’t kill her. I’m sorry. And I don’t really want to necessarily.“ says Kick.
“ I don’t hate you people I just am a rational, thinking person and you are far beneath me. I don’t know what you’re expecting. I’m sorry.” says Lacey to Caroline.
“ Yeah and this is the frustrating thing we try to avoid all of this because it’s icky and scary but that’s not what we chose to do because you just can’t handle the fact that she’s not beneath you.” says a dead Wisconsin man.
“ you and your mom very odd relationship with Joe a what do you think of your grandpa?” says a woman. “ in this scenario I would’ve thought of him as the best him but now I don’t think they’re there. Anything terrible would’ve really happened thank God, but no, it was understood in my house growing up that he was obviously better than anyone else in the whole family other than my mother that they were the pillars of the siblings and everything after that was just sort of extra. am grandpa there’s an incredible genius an amazing astounding genius, very impressive man. A real titan in his own right.”
A reader laughs.
“ I think you guys have to start being more intellectual if we’re going to talk to her because this entire thing is an intellectual experiment. Innoway Chris was trying to intellectually experiment with Diego using the supernatural and they accidentally found Michael Rockefellers would be wife who is Michael Rockefellers would be wife so there’s a lot of implications in that. And what that means is that you can’t keep holding onto your sense of reality so stubborn like you have to hold onto it, do it do it I’ve struggled to do witches have to thoughts at the same time it’s like you know that you think of certain thing, but then you’re genuinely considering something else not everyone’s capable of that, but if you’re trying to have this discussion, you’re gonna have to try because there’s no other way to have it way to have it.” says JD Vance from the afterlife.
“ am I supposed to be more angry at Chris than I am at you?” says Caroline to Lacey.
Lacey laughs. “ you know all I really want is for God‘s will to be done on earth as it is in heaven um oh and what that means is that Lem is mine not yours or your fathers and if you can get over that then maybe I’ll take you seriously.”
“ I is he mine?” asks Bobby.
“ I know I’m sorry I didn’t specify that. I didn’t realize I was talking to the Specifications Police of Boston. Could God help us?” says Lacey.
“you guys do seem very pedantic.” says JD.
“Well darn! Now they seem inferior…
You know what? If you die and meet Joe and his children, the children he could’ve had with Pat…who are better than you you’ll just die? Won’t you Caroline? You’ll just die! You’ll shit yourself and then you’ll just die…for eternity because they’re so handsome and they’re so intelligent and they’re so well bred? And you and your father and your family thought you were just the best.” says Lacey.
Caroline tries to relate to Lacey by bringing her down socially using fried pickles.
“ no fried pickles are very good. I can enjoy fried pickles Caroline without being trash from Boston. if that’s all you are.” says Lacey. “I can’t be something that I’m not.” She thinks. “ and I’ll just say it does that’s what we do in our family isn’t it we speak truth to power will you have power you shouldn’t have and what should I just disown you you know my mother was a little screwed up I had to go through a hell of a lot of counseling because of her, but you know not all Irish people are trash and not everyone from Boston is riffraff who sounds like our family I don’t sound like you I say our family very loosely. My father is a British aristocrat not JFK and children tend to take after their fathers in a certain sort of way look at black kids I’ll just say it the ones his fathers are black look darker than the ones his fathers are white, so we’re going to get into some nasty discussion. I might have to throw you off and apologize to myself for having shit jeans from your fucked up trash family, you scam potentially in my my estimation I wasn’t expecting you to kiss my ass but I sure as fuck wasn’t expecting you to try to suck my Billings, dick and then shove it up your fathers ass, you little piece of shit, and then use the entire fucking world and your children as a way to do that, if you’re nothing more than a perverted cow in your best imaginations edict are quite vain too then I guess you just have to go to hell Caroline…because you’re too important in hell to go to heaven.”
“ are we on good terms?” says Bobby to Lacey.
“No because I know how you people operate you have bizarre loyalties to each others that are very undercover. I don’t think you’re really working for anyone other than yourselves and I think that it’s possible there’s a bit of a rift in the family but I know that you people actually love each other to some degree, so no Bobby we’re not on the best of terms I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“ OK but that’s not reality.” says Caroline.
“ i’m not 100% sure of that for scientific reasons but will leave that as is.” says Lacey.
“ jack jack let’s just have it on when you were messing with reality if there’s reincarnation was that a possibility that God would’ve created that you then thwarted?” says a perfume collector.
“ if they were in Carnation is one mini possibility so well, and God‘s will potentially or lot closer. Yeah, I’m an evil man I explain myself doll and I’m a little irritated to because I did explain if they win carnation I’ve explained many times are you brain dead? I want to ask and I’m understanding why Lacey asked that question seriously how do you spell pot or she won the same thing as what the hell I have explained many times.” says JFK.
“ Lacey why don’t you and I just talk because I don’t think the illuminati is capable of this conversation.” says the man from Wisconsin.
“ all right why do they keep doing that? Why do they keep insisting that this Hass to be a stupid conversation they’ve been doing that for eight years they’re so desperate to make me white trash and a Golddigger it’s just extraordinarily disturbing but yes, let’s talk.” says Lacey.
“ why don’t you understand that not everyone can be rich?” he says.
“ I don’t know that is a limit of my psychological framework. For some reason I’ve just never processed that I just haven’t. I’ve never process that.” says Lacey.
“ and what I mean by that is that you understand that there’s theories you understand the very intellectual theories about capitalism and wealth distribution but you’re a very intelligent person and you’re very complicated and you’re a bit dizzy and no I don’t think you’ve processed it or personally what you’ve processed intellectually so you don’t understand that you have an air of superiority about you that is very offputting to anyone who’s not also superior.” he says.
“ no and it’s just my personality. It’s just my matter there’s not much I can do about it. I can’t get rid of it when I repress it and try to be more relatable and more ““ myself according to my haters it’s still there and it’s still a problem, that is just how I relate to people I don’t and this is where I get totally hurt and flabbergasted because I don’t know what the hell people expect me to do.” says Lacey.
“ so you just you just are that way and it’s not entirely until actually worked out because we haven’t worked it out in society. Oh wow OK but that’s offensive to people.” he says.
“ you know I would understand that to a point but then there’s a point where I don’t understand and I think why don’t we just have fun get a beer have some fries and just talk.” says Lacey.
“ where did you get this idea that that’s how you relate to people who are ‘poor.’?” says an Englishman.
“ and you know it to be honest this is where I have to go back to check because you have to understand I really would’ve been very close friends with Queen Elizabeth. No kidding she was my friend OK so when I had a problem I confided in her she’s Queen Elizabeth I confided in her so, we’re not bad people but we don’t know everything so what I saw possibly with my current coat relative’s with them eating fries, beer and going to country music concerts, and things like that to relate to the ““ ordinary person and I think I thought that was just acceptable and great. This is ice pictures that I saw I’m being honest the pictures that I saw of you all you were smiling and you looked so happy and they were very loved, so I think I genuinely thought that that was effective.” says Lacey.
“ it is, it is effective.” says Caroline.
“ oh, well that’s good I guess I don’t know?” says Lacey laughing.
“ you guys do realize you’re narcissistic to the point of insanity and that for the last 10 years everyone including Casi and some dumb perfume people genuinely literally thought she was beneath them including Casi who is on food stamps you guys sincerely think she’s actually in reality beneath you, and you can’t except the reality that she’s not and so lame got involved and he’s like well. You can’t except that I’m not gay either. What’s that all about or something like that because you guys really are insane there she’s a she’s laid it out for you. She even had relatives. Come out of the woodwork possibly to try to give you pictures and explain the family heritage in Norway as silversmiths but you guys are so stupid that then you imagine that you were royalty or that you were affective leaders and you weren’t you were shamed or there’s possibly something horribly wrong with you off I mean what the fuck do you want us to say to you and then this is where honestly I get irritated with Kamala and Lucia, if you people really do believe that the Hindu faith is correct why aren’t you stepping in as Hindus to offer more love or is that not part of Hinduism and then if there’s green carnation maybe Hinduism is not correct maybe it’s Christianity because you guys aren’t actually loving enough they don’t understand that they’re lovable just because you’re inferior potentially to her doesn’t mean you’re not lovable she’s just that superior of a person I don’t understand how you can be so stubborn Lee psychotic and I’m saying that to a lot of people.” says the CIA.
“ OK but Lacey I think maybe we were expecting you to be like your relatives here.” says Chris Hayes.
“ yeah but I’m not. I’m sorry I’m just not do you want me to post pictures of a fucking house you really think that I am like them oh I have a bridge to sell you in Manhattan Chris I have a fucking bridge to sell you and why don’t you go live in Chi cut and pretend actually be Michael Rockefeller while you channel him because that’ll work too.” says Lacey.
“ that would be my father I’m not I’m not your cousin and that way I’m his daughter, so I am your cousin but I’m also his daughter.” says Lacey. “ and I even look like that woman slightly to be honest so no I’m sorry that’s my dad would be my dad. That’s my dad eight I’m not from Boston and that way sweetie your God and this isn’t me trying to be rude necessarily. It’s actually sort of annoying you can you can’t you cannot make me like you I’m sorry get a fucking clue. How about that?”
“ This is exasperating. If she’s reincarnated, she is a British aristocrat. Jack has explain that he’s frustrated because this whole mess has been caused by him. Honestly I don’t understand why you guys are so slow. I can see where it’s very frustrating to people who are dead who are ‘poor’ who probably deserve to be in your shoes?” says Kamala Harris.
The dead man from Wisconsin nods in agreement with Kamala.
Later.
“ Lacey has an exterminator coming to her house today to kill mice. The house is a mess because you keep distracting her. I psychically trying to choke her to death and other dumb shit like that so then she talks to you to try to calm you down and make you think in the process of that her house becomes a mess, no matter how hard she pushes herself to clean, despite her physical trauma. She’s lost her hair. She’s not in a good place physically, she struggles to breathe and honestly if she doesn’t die I don’t know where this is going to end up if she does die, it will be evil if you’re the ones that do it inappropriately you could blow her whole family up You could she’s offered that for years. You could blow her whole family if you could shoot them on a hike but then what would happen maybe happy they go to heaven and they’d be fine and you don’t want that so you try to sort of make things work for yourselves. And so Aaron has to feel ugly and like a poor bitch from Wisconsin that she is. And and on they can’t let themselves do that because they don’t think that’s fat. They literally think it’s not factual you guys seriously they’re not seen and that way they’re insane and so they genuinely think that it’s fact that they’re superior and that the fax to somehow be revealing themselves, so they taking the role in society extraordinarily seriously very very seriously, and no fact no demographer no sociologists no psychologist can unravel it for them Because their status and they don’t want to hear God‘s truth or any sort of revelation from the Holy Spirit. They just want to hear what’s evil and sexy and their estimation which could be them fucking a tree. They’re really dim as dirt. And so if Lacey ends up killed in an inappropriate way from the exterminator, it would be able to cooperate this blog as fact and not fiction.
So we have to say that if you killed her exterminator today because she’s trying to clean and you keep distracting her, and she literally was just choking on a very tiny piece of food, but it was so tiny that she was able to cough it up because she keeps saying they’re choking me and so now they’re trying to choke her more because they’re too dumb to realize if that means that she dies Because then she’s dead and they don’t cognitively understand that they really don’t they don’t get it. That’s a reality for them anymore. They are so backward and poor and pathetic and evil all at the same time that they literally don’t understand that when she’s dead, she’s going to be actually dead not just imaginary dead in fairytale land where they discovered some really frightening shirt, shattering reality of the illuminati that they were not prepared for because they were to lower class Psychologically process it appropriately him and so they don’t get that she’s going to die if she dies they will get that she beach from Matt traumatized they don’t get that she’s angry and that should be leaving behind her children and then it would be the eye mean it would be nuclear holocaust they don’t understand that I guess she would. She be able to trigger trigger a nuclear holocaust, and should be far more likely to do that if you killed her in some dumb ass way.
But they don’t cognitively understand that because they live in La La Land.
I was like you can abuse kids. It’s OK you can create trash. It’s OK you can pull up in varmint. That’s OK it all just disappears with the blink of an eye. It just disappears. That’s how stupid they are.
It’s like they pretend to be liberal and Wolk and if you get all the Wolk things, correct if your hearts not in the right place, that’s fine it’s really not sincere it’s just a social maneuvering and if you can convince people that it is sincere cool, but then it’s not real And there’s no relationship with people it’s just chaos and people really aren’t that worthless.
And the cell if they kill the exterminator, I want you to know that she’s hired an exterminator. Rainbow pest experts. Rainbow Pest Experts. And yes, the mice in this house may have helped inspire, to mock, evil in this shirt.
In This Shirt by The Irrepressibles plays.
“That song is about the extermination of goodness for the sake of excess.” says the dead man from Wisconsin.
Cornfield Chase by Hans Zimmer plays.
“Men who have no meaning other than their own ego.” says the man from Wisconsin. “And…I’m dead…but I’m not okay with that.”
“No. Lem was gay. Don’t worry.” says Bobby to Caroline.
“I’m so much better of a person than this.” says Chris Hayes.
“Yeah. …It’s just rubbish.” says JD Vance.
“Lacey isn’t sexy enough to be this person!” violently yells the perfume community.
“Lacey, did you know that your daughter is being sadistically molested by a man in a trailer park?” says Bobby laughing open mouthed and demonically possessed.
“Dude, you are so fucking cool! Oh my God!” says Peter Thiel to Bobby Kennedy Junior.
In This Shirt (Zero 7 Remix) plays.
“I think this one’s sexy! The other ones a little too…I don’t know…touchy-feely I guess. And this one’s just kind of superior, I guess. Shit! And now I sound like her.” says Chris Hayes dancing to the remix in his local.
“I don’t know. This one doesn’t make me as moved shall we say.” says Bobby.
“Bobby, you do realize that you’re probably somewhat homosexual or no?” says the CIA.
“I don’t- No, no, no! No, don’t don’t put that on me.” says Bobby.
“Phil. It’s Phil.” says a mouse.
“ hey Lacey, my gut sense is that you’re terrifying person and that there is a social order that they keep ignoring and that you literally could kill it exterminate the entire fucking world over this issue are and you’re really innocent which is part of how that could happen, so it like if you were really as evil as they think you are or whatever I don’t know what they think is evil or what they even what framework they’re even using if they even as possible because it kind of things kind of seems like they think that they’re walking on air and then they don’t actually have to submit to gravity like that’s the level of insanity they seem to genuinely have, but you are fully grounded in reality and honestly I can see where there must be someway. This makes sense to you. That you should have to exterminate the entire world but I just I don’t think you understand to some thing and I would like to have that conversation with you.” says a reader.
“No I’ve been trying to have this conversation for about 10 years. I hope we actually have it.” says Lacey.
“ i’m Jake by the way, I need Jake to tell you that I love you those are the my singing that to her the most in her living room that she seems she talks to them sometimes and then more than one occasion she’s cried when they’ve had to kill them and pray that they would go to heaven not because she’s a silly little girl because she’s a very loving adult woman I am as possible that the British have a secret sort of friendship with my son occasion in the crown there was a mouse that ran across the screen as the Queen Mother was being featured so it’s possible that are just like Walt Disney that they know that mice are very smart and possibly not the most evil of all creatures they spread disease, but how did they do that will possible because they actually were living side-by-side with humans because humans naturally know that they’re nice they really are mice are actually very they’re sloppy sometimes but they’re animals and they’re actually you can talk to them unfortunately or fortunately, and they may understand you more than you think.” says Ernest Hemingway.
“ I am so here’s the thing Lacey oh so you yeah OK I’m gonna try it so you bought an old Dooney and Bork bag for like $30 or something because you liked the shape because it was reminiscent of a speedy by Louis Vuitton?” says a middle class perfume collector.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“ OK that didn’t work damn I don’t know how to have this conversation but I’m gonna try on so we can afford that.” she says.
“ you can’t afford what?” says Lacey.
“ oh, OK I meant the Louis Vuitton.” she says.
“ OK but you know there are who is Vuitton’s at the real real that fairly- I mean if your perfume collector there- that’s- what the fuck are you talking about? because there are tons of- what the fuck are you talking about?” says Lacey.
“ I know it’s like so on top of my my perfume collection. I can’t also buy a Louis Vuitton speedy.” she says.
“ then why don’t you just buy less perfume? that’s insane!” says Lacey. 
“ you know ‘you’ could be the reason why there’s global warming so get off your high horse, OK?” says the CIA to the perfume community.
Kick cries.
“ OK that was not the right way to approach the conversation you’re right I am an excessive perfume buyer but I actually only am able to afford perfume, so yeah I probably spend like shit I probably spend about five to $10,000 on perfume every year yeah I have a very expensive perfume collection but that’s all that I spend money on. I don’t buy expensive handbags or expensive clothes and I basically don’t eat out I mean sometimes but not often and I have a very luxurious collection and a nice room for a nice part of a room that looks really impressive but I’m not actually as wealthy as you probably think I am I am really only worth like oh net worth of maybe 100,000 maybe 150,000 and I don’t have children or an inheritance and so I have to have that much I can’t not I can’t be risky so I can only really save and then hope that sometime in my 40s or 50s I’ll have at least 1 million or something close to that and then maybe I’ll be able to retire on that do you think I exist or do you think I’m lying and I have a lot more than that?” she says.
“ I think you probably are telling the truth but I am looking for a trick because there are tracks that’s reality and sometimes I can be a way out but most the time I have found that you people are unfathomably stubborn in your evil. So in my mind yes I do start to think maybe this woman’s actually worth closer to 800,000 and she probably has very wise investments owns a loft somewhere in like Chicago worth another 800,000 which puts your net worth at 1.6 million because they’re a lot of people with that much money you’re in the upper middle class Financially or in the upper class but socially your upper middle and could you have all those things and not be able to afford a Louis Vuitton? Yeah actually you could if you were budgeting really carefully and donating money and if you have other things that you do like rock, climbing or if you buy a brand new car every three years and go out to drinks with your friends and like to treat them a lot maybe you take yoga I’m not an idiot.” says Lacey,
“ OK I will say that I am upper middle class with a net worth of 1.6 million including my $800,000 loft condo somewhere outside of Chicago and that I spend a lot on alcohol yoga and rock climbing. you’re right there. A lot of people like me not exorbitant number but they’re a decent number. I think I get stuck because I feel better than you, because I have a higher net worth.” she says.
“Yup!” says the CIA.
“ yeah I know! oh my god! So I guess that’s the end of that conversation… bye!” says Lacey in a mocking voice that sounds very dumb.
“ no because you’re right your family has an electoral college vote in the state of Illinois or they have some professorship at the University of Chicago him and or Northwestern and they’re like a really big deal so yeah. I’m not falling for it or you and your husband have probably chosen to have a lower net worth in my own and no I don’t have an inheritance but that actually means some thing so there is like $1 billion worth of oil in your name legally I have 1.6 million and mines that is shrewd and able to invest well that’s it that’s all I have.” she says.
“ hey yeah I see the new win because I don’t have 1.6 million liquid so to speak or even close to liquid in my name according to your trajectory I mean really in reality. Yes I am in a higher class than you but I don’t know how to have this discussion with you because I’m afraid it’s gonna keep going back to what it is that you’re stuck on.” says Lacey. 
“ OK because I’m gonna look for evidence like evidence. Yeah yeah OK and my version of evidence isn’t particularly first rate so I’m gonna expect you to be able to turn that oil into money in like five seconds which are like retroactively which is totally retarded intellectually and you know that and maybe I have not until reading your blog recently, but then that’s where I have to grow up and realize that I’m very privileged and that maybe I need to be a little more humble and I might have tried him so I don’t have that though I don’t have billions of dollars.” she says.
“ why are we talking about this? I don’t understand and that’s sincere.“ says Lacey, nodding.
“ you don’t fit into our narrative of the evil, stupid, rich people that we thought existed. Crap.
So so you have billions and I don’t.” she says.
“ That is a fact. that as a fact.” says Lacey.
“ you I guess we’re a bigger deal than we realized.” she says.
“ okey-dokey! See you got stuck again.” says Lacey.
“ does that bother you?” she says.
“yeah, I like to step in on behalf of this woman who you’re badgering in a way have you heard of the Hindu religion or not?” says India.
“ that’s my concern sweetie. It does bother me but then you’re kind of a bitch who is very self important so then what the fuck do you want me to say to you you need Christ I need Christ but maybe you’re not doing as well as I am at being holy, or good or functional, so the know it doesn’t bother me that you’re poor than I am other than for the children that you might harm it doesn’t bother me at all. It bothers me because you could harm children or harm yourself but if I’m being fair about it, I deserve it more than you do potentially in reality so you’ve got this trajectory. You’ve got this reality where you’re a queen of God and you’re perfect and if that’s not true and you have a problem because you don’t actually deserve something better than what you have some people might but maybe you’re not one of those people. So why are you mad at me for being better than you in the eyes of God? that’s what the Hindus would say.” says Lacey.
“ she’s right it’s almost like you’re some evil demonic being in Hindu religion. Like what the hell is your problem? If she’s a better person than you and she is potentially then I’m not sure how if you’re worth $1.6 million with such an exorbitant perfume collection you’re such a victim.” says India.
“Because I feel like I have a right to be her.” she says.
“That’s insane and evil. You have a right to be yourself and possibly be more prosperous in Heaven than you are now. You have a right to her empathy. But you can’t demand that someone give you their soul so that you can somehow be better.” says India.
“Ahh honestly if you’re worth $1.6 million I-I don’t know if you can have this conversation with her because I’m a little afraid you’re toxic person.” says Mr. Cologne 76.
“Oh, so then why don’t you try having it?” says the dead man from Wisconsin.
“ I think what she got off-base was when she started comparing and it became just about ego.” he says. “Lacey let’s just say that there’s reincarnation and let’s just go back to Africa for a second OK?
And they’re not OK. They’re just not OK.” 
“What do you mean?” says Lacey.
“They want to be happy.” he says.
“Yes, I’m aware yeah and they’re struggling to be happy and I get that.” says Lacey.
“ i’m losing patience OK so Lacey cause I’m the one that discovered this so let me just talk my families a little more elite. I’m sorry I think he was headed somewhere with that but got derailed. Listen you think everyone can be rich they don’t understand necessarily what that means or they don’t want to not everyone can be rich.” says Kick to Lacey.
“ and yes, I know that but I don’t completely know that.” says Lacey.
“ so what do you think is happening?” says Kick.
“Aren’t there lots of theories about it? But to be honest with you I can’t figure out what’s happening. I can’t figure it out. It looks like psychosis in my head. It-it’s like a Picasso. It is extremely confusing.” says Lacey.
“Yes, OK!” says Kick. “So you are very fortunate. They are not. And your approach to that awful situation is to just remind them of that?”
“Yes, because I think they’d forgotten.” says Lacey.
“I think they wanted to forget.” says Kick.
“Yes, but it seemed as though everything was becoming totally disorganized and evil. I don’t mind them having some daydream as long as they know that that’s not reality and don’t start expecting me to speak to them like I’m some maid on the floor who they’re going to kick into a dungeon for being prettier than them.” says Lacey.
“That’s very reasonable, but I don’t think they think they’re that evil.” says Kick.
“Yes, I was just standing-up for myself and reality. But I actually thought they could be that evil. I sincerely hoped that they weren’t, but I suspected that they could be based upon their actions.” says Lacey.
“Ahh…they could be. Our family is good at figuring stuff like that out. They could be.” says Kick.
“Right! So why don’t they just let it go? I can’t figure out why they don’t just let it go?” says Lacey.
“Yeah because you don’t want to have to bring down justice on their heads I hear you.” says Kick.
“Yes but I don’t understand because you don’t get to do that willy nilly. They pushed me too far and I lost it and I reminded them of reality and they can’t just let it go? Then I’m gonna start wondering what the hell they’re really all about.” says Lacey.
“Hey if it is reincarnation, this interaction is possible because she’s not supposed to be here and so in a very weird way this is possible to some degree when maybe it’s not supposed to be or it’s very complicated but you really do need to figure out whether or not there’s reincarnation.” says Honey Fitz. “Because if there is, she’s kind of almost like my great granddaughter, and now I feel upset.” 
“No because there’s-there’s- No it’s umm…I don’t wish them harm, but it seemed very deep. Their hatred of me seemed very deep and meaningful and it threw me. It doesn’t surprise me that there’s an issue with child-with children being taken hostage right now, because that speaks to the situation very well. These people live off of that and then they think they have the moral authority to get mad at me for telling them that they’re inferior to me…when that’s just reality. How are they not perverse as fuck!?” says Lacey.
“But then they’re going to say to you: How do you plan to fix the problem of my lack of money?” says Honey Fitz.
“I would try to do it but I don’t know if anyone would listen to me anyway but I would try.” says Lacey.
“What would you do?” he says. 
“ call honestly, I would probably just find someway to leave things as is if I’m being really honest with you, I am make things more you know just and fair and godly and moral so that there’s not genuine evil in terms of wealth inequality. I’m just being really honest I could probably find someway to sort of make their pain less painful. I’m not through drugs him but just through art and music that’s decent and also I will try to take care of infrastructure like water to make sure that there’s plenty of running water that’s clean everywhere in the country no problem in Flint never would’ve happened. I would probably make healthcare one possible thing for people who are poor and then focus on making schools as safe and decent as possible but I wouldn’t worry One shit about fixing poverty. But if we could have clean water, safe, environment are decent schools, good strong communities, the Holy Spirit sort of working in peoples hearts, a safe, housing things of that nature then you know maybe there would be some social mobility, but not that much, but as long as people weren’t living in a poverty, mentality And they had a sense of dignity and they had clean water and good schools and decent food. I will try to convince people that that was what was best and maybe that’s not possible maybe he bought maybe people are too evil and ego testicle to handle that that it’s not easy to actually move a route but then that’s where you at you’re supposed to be focused on you know your life if you have clean water and a nice house and reasonable education, had a good chance Then they really shouldn’t be a problem necessarily if you’re minding your own damn business in a good way and you’re taking a good care of your kids and your you know having fun and there’s food there’s water there’s sunshine there’s heat there safe housing there’s Hart there’s music I don’t know why people got so stuck on trying to be better than other people or what the hell that was all about because that’s not That’s just weird to me like I get it like some social mobility makes sense but then there’s a reason why people in Great Britain were on the top when they were on the top they thought to be that way to some degree and I don’t see why other people should have to do that too and as long as things are pretty even keel and cool , I don’t see why we have a problem. The elite would become very honorable and noble and may end up if there’s reincarnational being like me, and being frighteningly, decent and scary because it speaks to hell and death and God, but I almost wonder if that superior to the way things are being right now.” says Lacey.
“ but then if that was what was best, Lacey they would say but there’s competition in the marketplace. How are you possibly going? How are you possibly going to deal with that? Yep there’s ways that the urge to make things better and quicker.” says JP.
“ Yes and then you have to sort of be reasonable and realize that it’s not just about winning in the short term it’s about winning in the long term and if you have an upper class that understands war and keeping in control and power to be honest they can break the neck of certain people who would demand that things be in equitable for the sake of their own ego and self benefit so like how Teddy Roosevelt potential he was a decent person, and sort of broke up some monopolies he didn’t get rid of capitalism but he definitely said oh no no no capitalism in moderation so to speak we have to keep things we’re not quite, but we have to keep things you know copacetic we don’t want the poor people starving, or being poisoned by their milk so because that’s just sick you know so sorry you’ve got to do a good job taking care of your arm you know you’re your consumer you can’t try to scam off a little bit from their neck to make up for the fact that you were born in the middle class.” says Lacey.
“ that’s very Irish and away. Um, it is. It’s also somewhat Norwegian but no it’s your rights. I don’t actually necessarily disagree with you.” says JP.
“ oh, so I don’t I just I don’t get it it’s just like you know no no you’re not supposed to do that you know that’s not to your benefit in the long run or mine.” says Lacey.
“ but then there would be very little social mobility.” says Penelope.
“ Why do we need so much social mobility if I could be with Lem’s, and have clean water and a decent house and privacy and dignity and freedom, and my children and decent education and just be left the fuck alone I’d be fine if I could figure out a way to be with them and be happy in Christ. I wouldn’t have a problem with that, if if if Christians are right and Hindus are wrong then this is theoretically possible I would think I could be wrong but I was think it’s possible that we could just be a little stupid or some thing or I don’t know what and be poor and have clean water and clean air and be fine and I was think why the heck do I even want to be in charge? Maybe I do maybe that could be great But I don’t need that because I don’t need to be better than other people as long as I have him and my children and God I barely care I mean it would be nice to be pretty nice to have this. Be nice to have that, but it’s not necessary to me.” says Lacey.
Kick sighs. Nods.
“ no we’re not coming back and doing that that would be sick.” says Lem.
“ I actually agree with you completely.” says Kamala Harris.
“ then you can’t take Lem from me that’s why it’s so sick you can’t take him from me. like you can’t take Lem from me you can’t take me from him you can’t take my children from me. Why THE HELL do you want to!? That’s so fucking perverted!” says Lacey. 
“You get it. You went on and on and on and on about why it is that Lacey is awful for being better than us and that was such a waste of time. She genuinely has things to do and yet I would like to hear how you are suffering and it may make you embarrassed. It may make you feel too humbled, but you’ve got to do that if you want her to understand.” says a dead English King. “And because Kick is not like Lacey- I mean you can be like your children but they’re not you. So the Kennedys may not be able to say to her, ‘This is the problem sweetie’’ because they’re so proud and narcissistic and yet loving that they can’t say to her, ‘This is why people are suffering!’ because they get such a kick out of the fact that she doesn’t know. It’s like, ‘Oh she doesn’t know! She really has no idea!? Oh that’s hilarious!’ They feel like they really made it because have someone who potentially maybe could’ve been in their family who really ‘doesn’t get it’ and coming from their background it’s just so fun to enjoy that superiority and total ignorance of poverty that on an egotistical evil level if they’re narcissistic, it’s very hard for them to get over that. Even Jack is like, ‘Oh! I’m just a creepy uncle to kiss kiss him. I got a little carried away. That I was in love with my nephew-in-law, turns out. So weird! …But I come from eccentric family, hot!’ And then he seems posh and aristocratic and very complicated and baffling and mysterious and he may be able to handle that a little too well. Except while it would’ve been better than what happened it didn’t and that’s a different conversation. So if there’s something there where we can hold the Kennedys accountable and not just apologize to them then great! But otherwise I’m afraid that you guys are maybe just confused and there’s something very perverse going on.” says the CIA.
“So you just feel bad because Jack is a total freak and you feel like the rest of family is sane enough, even Bobby to some degree, that it’s just like a huge embarrassment for them and you’re like shoot…sorry for embarrassing you guys and dragging you through the mud and destroying your credibility!?” says a perfume collector.
“What is it that you want us to do?” says the CIA.
“So I just want an apology because I’m not her. I am going to start a class action lawsuit. Yeah I am. 
I am! I am going to get together with a lot of other people who are millionaires and ordinary middle-class people and I am going to find a way! Yes I said that ordinary middle-class people you know like Mr. cologne 76. I guess he’s beneath me. I guess he’s outing himself as beneath me? I mean OK. I am completely fine with that. To be honest. I enjoy that. I enjoy being superior to him because I’m not a thief, Like Lacey.
So see…Lacey when you work for your money like I did and her step mother-in-law Jill who sold baby wipes…you develop an attitude of superiority that’s violent and hateful but that’s allowed because you actually worked for it. You didn’t just lay on your back, Lacey. You didn’t just you know, steal it. You had to work really hard and when you work really hard you start getting mad at people who don’t have what you have who dare to talk to you because why the fuck should they be in this world? Really!? I am really important. And then the more that you work like Jill and I!? See we agree you can be a bitch to everybody…because we worked for that right.
So I’m gonna start a class action lawsuit that I have a very strong suspicion will be supported by JD Vance and Chris Hayes and a lot of TikTok consumers and a lot of other people in the Perfume Community and other groups and I suspect we’re going to win.
*Fall In Love With A Boy by Joss Stone plays.*
I am going to sue the fucking pants off of the Illuminati because. Right?
I don’t know who I will hold accountable symbolically, but I am going to hold them openly accountable because if I did it symbolically, I might get it wrong. I am going to hold them openly accountable for putting me in the wrong body.
I am going to hold the Illuminati accountable because if people are so dishonest I am an atheist and I happen to know that there is no God. Just gods. OK!? Research science! Ask Carl Sagan. Ask any great mind! Damn! Any authentic scientist! …Ask them and they will tell you that it’s not real!
But there is an Illuminati! And they’re going to! They are going to! They’re going. They’d going to pay! Because I’m figuring this out.
See if they just didn’t label you properly or they did then they’re being sneaky.
The Illuminati reincarnates us.
That’s what that machine is! The one that splits stuff! Yes, yeah! I’m real smart. I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m not! So I’m going to sue the Illuminati and I’m gonna get your stepmother-in-law involved, Lacey. JILL. I’m gonna find her. I’m gonna call her. And I’m gonna make her join me…and kick your ass.
I’m going to call Jill S. and I’m gonna get Nancy? Okay maybe she’s not as interested but that’s a little suspicious. It makes me wonder if she really is the current descendent of an Incan aristocrat. No? Huh. Liar. It’s a a smooth cover for pure evil.
See…when she said, ‘I’m F. Scott Fitzgerald‘s lover!’ I said, ‘I don’t think so!’ and then Lacey is a deaths-an-hour? Yeah. Liar. She kills us.
Dear Illuminati: I’m going to break you all up! Because I am just as smart, and just as wise and just as knowing as Teddy Roosevelt. You can’t tell me otherwise.
So I’m gonna get you people! I’m gonna get you! I’m gonna find your reincarnation machine and I’m gonna break it or I’m gonna break up whatever activity it is that you people do…because you’re cutting all of humanity. And I’m going to find a way to do this.
I am.
See I figured it out!
And I am going to find a way to get it all sorted out. You all are saying, ‘I’m gonna sort things out!’
But you’re evil, you’re really evil…and I deserve to be a billionaire. I do. Because I’m a bitch and I work for shit. I don’t just sit on my ass trying to talk to Kamala Harris to convince the Iranians not to start a nuclear war. That looks like fun. And it looks like it’s pretty fucking easy…to be honest. I’m not kidding. It’s EASY. I could do that too, you know? I could! I could so! I could do what you do, Lacey. If I had your advantages. Your privilege. I could sit around and do that too. You know? You’re a cheat! I was supposed to be Scotia and you’ve maliciously conned me. For CENTURIES.
What else I could do?
*Closing Time by Semisonic plays*
I could be rich. I could as pretty as you, Lacey and be Lem’s wife. As soulmates something. I could do that! And I’d be really nice too. You lying cheat! So I’m gonna! I’m gonna get my body back. And I’m going to be here…and if there’s a Spirit then I’ll have to fix that too. Because I was supposed to be here not you Lacey. You’re obviously the best person alive and that’s fine OK because if I am in your body I don’t have a problem anymore. If I get to be your spirit I am fine. We don’t have a problem.
See that’s my problem. It’s that I’m not you, Lacey.
So if I can get that all organized and sorted out, then there’s not a problem. You just have to see us. We used to exist. My people. On Mars. SCIENTOLOGY!! …Ever heard of it!?!
Because your existence is a moral crime against humanity. Because you’re better than us and we’re not gonna put up with it anymore! JD Vance and I and Chris Hayes are going to find all the people like you who are superior-child. Anyone. Everyone. And we’re gonna put y’all in a tank. And obliterate you using whatever means it is that you have in the Illuminati because well…that’s just what we’re gonna do, OK?
See…that’s how that works! See we’re just gonna fix it so that if you can somehow beat us you have to suck the shit we suck every day. You act like you’re real…yourself…and all that jazz. But no I don’t want you. Because YOU DON’T EXIST!
I want to obliterate your soul and not let you have any memory from all of existence. IT’S ALL MINE!!!!
I don’t want you to ever have sex.
I don’t want you to ever be happy.
Because those are the things that made you better than me.
It was having sex, being happy and living. So if you could just figure out that I can barely live…and that I struggle…because I can’t appreciate shit…and I don’t ever enjoy anything and it’s your fault, I’d appreciate it. I hate people. I’m a huge bitch. But I work really hard.
So if you could just be me? Mmkay? And be a huge bitch and work really hard then you’d understand. You know? Man…it’s not about obedience to God. There is no God. It’s not about love because that’s just an emotion, that you know, might exist. OK?! No…it’s about you being a piece of shit for taking my body from me.” says a huge portion of the current living population to Emperor Constantine and Scotia.
“And if that’s not the majority of people or if there’s anyone who has a conscience and sanity in the Perfume community or anywhere else, we would love to hear what you have to say. Because if that’s genuinely the state of people’s souls right now, we really are in deep shit.” says the Illuminati.
Later.
“You do realize that I come from a family where they say, ‘She’s not better than you. She’s crazy.’” says Casi.
“Yes! Except that’s nonsense unless it’s meant on a deep level.” says Lacey. “In Christ.”
“Or a higher level.” says Casi.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“Okay. So see I’d say we’re in a Christian society. But you’d not understand that. So…” says Casi.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??” yells Lacey.
“Just that you’re an idiot!!” yells Casi, fuming mad.
“Oh! So…I’m too dumb to realize we’re in a Christian society on this level?” says Lacey.
“On this level?” says Casi laughing. “Do you even know what you’re saying??”
“Yes!! You’re referring to the conversation we were just having. …You mean that I’m too dumb to realize that given that it’s a Christian society I should not feel at all superior to you?” says Lacey
She thinks. Rereads the words. Thinks. Calculates. Thinks. Thinks some more. “So…you’re really meaning on a purely…objective level?”
“As objective as it can be.” says Lacey.
“So…I just wanted to feel better than you.” says Casi. “It’s a dream. To feel superior to someone like you.”
“And you expected me to like that!?!” says Lacey.
“Yes.” says Casi.
Later.
Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.
“Why would I like that?” says Lacey.
“Because I’m better.” says Casi.
“How!?” says Lacey. “On any level?”
“Okay. You wanna know the truth?” says Casi.
“Yes!” says Lacey.
“I’m narcissistic. …But I also was suicidal. When I met you online. I was suicidal. I was so down on myself. …So…I was bitter.” says Casi.
All That Glitters by Earl plays.
“So…your idea was to step all over me.
Why me?” says Lacey, placidly.
“Because.” says Casi.
“WHY!?” says Lacey.
Casi gets nervous.
“WHY!?” yells Lacey.
“Because…you’re good.” says Casi.
“Huh.
Yeah.
Why does that bother you?” asks Lacey.
“Okay. Umm…” says Casi. “It just makes me mad!”
“You miss us?” says Tom Hanks to Casi.
Casi leaves the conversation.
Lacey takes a deep breath. Exhales.
Lacey prays for Casi. “Gosh. It’d be nice to know whether or not there’s reincarnation.” says Lacey.
“Miss you?” says Casi.
“Yeah! You miss being important.” says Tom Hanks. “She triggered you. That’s all. If you’re reincarnated. At least possibly.”
“I’m mad. I’m mad at all of you.” says Casi. “If there’s reincarnation I’m mad at you all!”
“Why?” says India.
“I hate them!” says Casi with a smile.
The Green Mile by Thomas Newman plays.
“Why!?” says her husband.
“Ask Lacey!” she says.
“Because she’s scared.” says Lacey.
“Of what?” asks God.
“That her current living Hell…will be forever.
‘I thought we were good!’ she’ll say when she dies if there’s reincarnation.” says Lacey. “That’s a message she’ll direct towards the upper class elite of the 1800’s. In pain, anguish, and disgust.”
“Yah! You need to know!” says this woman to Lacey, in reference to reincarnation.
“Why?” asks Casi.
“Because! You were SO LOVED.” says Lacey. “They LOVED YOU. You were so popular. And you felt things were grand. And just. And wonderful. And your life now would be quite the let down. To be honest. Because you didn’t think your pain was likely. You didn’t think it was likely at all. And it’s been a horrific shock to you. So you called the elite evil. But if I’m good…then what? Then how to make sense of this madness!?”
“Why is it madness?” asks Casi.
“Because God is good. And we all had God.” says Lacey. “We understood beauty.”
“So in contrast it’s evil.” says Casi.
“In contrast it’s madness. Evil madness. …It doesn’t make sense, Casi. It’s not pure evil. But rather madness.” says Lacey.
“I want to go back. If it’s true…I desperately want to go back.” says Casi.
“Of course. But it won’t be the same.
Will it be better or worse?” says Lacey.
“Knowing what I do now?” says Casi.
“Yes! Everything you’ve found. That you’ll keep.” says Lacey.
“I miss him.” she says, candidly. “The rest? I resent the past.”
“If there’s really reincarnation that’s got to be rubbish! …The opera!?? Really??” says Lacey. “The food!? The everything?!?”
“You’re right.
What do I miss?” says Casi.
Lacey thinks. “Him. …The music. The perfume. The air. The way you felt. Yourself. Casi you miss yourself.
If there’s reincarnation I understand. I miss myself too.” says Lacey.
“Why!?” says Casi.
“Because this is a deceitful life we live. Casi…we were alive back then. You had him. I had Lem. And we weren’t ashamed of our neediness. Our sadness. And the way they loved. People were all alive back then. We felt human.
Now you’re more fallen. And I’m ready to end the world.” says Lacey.
She thinks.
“Why are you here?” asks Lacey. “Because I don’t think I’m supposed to be.”
“Maybe it was to learn something.” says Casi.
“Yeah! See…if there’s reincarnation I get that sense. You had a reason. …I did not.” says Lacey.
“I was mistress not a wife.” says Casi.
“Maybe you were being romantic and adventurous.” says Lacey.
And at that if there’s reincarnation Casi cries.
“I can’t help you.” she says, if there’s reincarnation. “But I HATE IT!”
“You know…you should be able to.” says Lacey.
“I was catty.” she says, if there’s reincarnation. “For our day and age, so to speak.”
“You can’t find it in you to care.” says Lacey.
“No.” says Casi.
“Right. But that’s a horrific situation.” says Lacey. “Because if there’s reincarnation…it’s the end. The way it’s arranged. It’s THE END.”
“Of everything!?” says Casi.
“It could be. We’ll see. …Either way I’m fairly certain if there’s reincarnation it’s significant. Because…something has to give. I can feel it.” says Lacey.
“ She’s right if there’s reincarnation this is bad the fact that you were able to be loving to her is a horrific thing it’s it’s not that you were superior to her though Casi it’s really not. It’s actually possibly the opposite and yet it’s also not the opposite which is why it’s so horrific. It’s we really need to know if there’s reincarnation. And you wouldn’t think it would be so significant because it’s like two women who are reincarnated in a perfume community who were both alive in the 1800s in the European aristocracy? You’d assume that there wouldn’t be a problem or that if there was one, it would be totally insignificant because it’s in the past, but the problem is things mean things to people. People’s emotions and life itself means something Casi and so for you to snub Lacey is a really bad sign. You shouldn’t be able to do that. If there’s reincarnation in a sense on a psychic level, you should find it so foreign maybe..or abhorrent or terrifying that you just wouldn’t really do it…our of common sense.” says a dead man from the 1800’s in Saint Paul.
“I don’t understand.” says Casi.
“Virginia you’re talking to somebody who is the descendent of Queen Mary of Scots! Countess, your family is significant, but given the power and grander of the British Empire she’s so much more significant than you. She started Scotland you were never that grand. Does that ring a bell?” asks the ghost.
“Yes but I always felt as though my lover took care of all that.” she says, if there’s reincarnation. 
“He ‘took care of it.’ Oh you fucking idiot! I’m sorry for swearing. …But there’s no fucking way that a French king could ‘take care’ of the fucking British Empire!” says Lacey.
“Was I supposed to know that!??!” she says pleadingly to her French Lover…*cough cough if there’s reincarnation* if there’s reincarnation.
“YES!!!!” he screams.
“I’m too evil!!” she says, shrieking.
“Why…in the world…did you think that made sense?” says Kick to Casi.
“It felt real.” confesses Casi, if there’s reincarnation. “I thought I was you. Because I liked that better. I stole your fate. Or tried to.”
“You can’t. God would never let you.” says Lacey. “Why can’t you remember who you are? If there’s reincarnation?”
“I was possibly molested.” says Casi. “And I didn’t do as well with it psychologically as you have. …I’m very confused. And I keep choosing evil.”
“You know…you have to choose God. There’s no other way out.” says Lacey.
“I’m terrified!” she says, if there’s reincarnation.
“Well…this can’t last more than another 50 years? And it’ll go by quick. Worst case scenario. Just keep trying to trust Jesus.” says Lacey.
“Are we all really that bad!?” says a recently dead Italian to Casi.
“No.” she says drying her eyes, if there’s reincarnation.
Lacey prays, listens to the music and thinks.
“OH! I get it! I think.” says Lacey to Casi.
Casi looks sad. Whimpers.
“You were expecting your lover to pay for you. No that makes so much sense. You were expecting your lover to pay for you.
My lover doesn’t pay for me anymore. He sucks cock.” says Lacey. “My husband who I laid down with and loved passionately who I almost died for in our marriage bed by bleeding to death from my vagina on more than one occasion, sucks cock. That’s how evil things are my dear.
My lover doesn’t pay for things anymore. He has his mouth on a dick.
And you know the funny thing is…he’s not even gay at all. And you know what’s even funnier? People couldn’t believe he was straight when I told them. Isn’t that funny!? Isn’t that just hilarious, Casi? Isn’t that a really good joke?!” says Lacey.
“Why doesn’t it matter?” asks Casi.
“The love that he has for me and the fact that he had no idea what he was doing? Because of how vile it is, and how disgusting it is and you should know that. Because of how awful it is, Casi. How astronomically…unbelievably disgusting and evil it is.
Why doesn’t it matter? Because I love him. You’re asking two different questions. The first one is hideous the second one: I’m his and if I was his and I’m his ‘twin flame’ as they call it I won’t give up on him if God hasn’t given up on him because that’s how much I love him. But then see that just circles right back doesn’t it because that’s profound evil. Because that’s not what God told men to do at all.” says Lacey.
“Would it be as hurtful to you if he had been gay?” says Casi.
“You know it-it wasn’t as hurtful if he was bisexual or gay when I first analyzed it years ago, but then I began to realize that even if he had been gay or bisexual, if there is reincarnation, it’s absolutely awful because he replaced me with a total jackass, and it makes me wonder if anything that I had with him was of any value at all because how could he fall in love with such a worthless piece of fucking shit. No I’m not trying to say in the eyes of God that Jack is, but that was what he chose for himself to be an absolute worthless piece of shit. And I have find that obviously very insulting as I think I should so it’s very hard for me to handle regardless and honestly it isn’t that I can’t get over it at all. It’s just there’s something about the fact that he did it and maybe it’s just a lie but from what I can see it just feels so. It feels like I’m being abandoned by my mother all over again, and again. And I can’t tell if that’s a lie or if it’s what he really did to me every time that he sucked Jack’s cock because if there is reincarnation, and even if there isn’t a little part of him knew better, and as a man he was supposed to have protected me. And not just protected me, but done more than that.
Did you know that? Did you know how awful he was to me?” says Lacey.
“Yes if there’s reincarnation, I knew! I knew! I knew your husband was an awful person to you and because I’m so hideous and evil inside I relished the fact that you’re deep and that I could use that to hurt you…because I’m petty and you’re better than me, and you always were better than me even if there’s reincarnation. You’re prettier and better and smarter and I can’t stand that. So I used anything I could to bludgeon you.” says Casi.
“Please try not to go to Hell no matter how much fun you think it seems to be, you stupid French bitch. Or should I say wanna be French bitch? And did you catch the meaning of the word stupid, Casi? I was being nuanced.
Because you know it’s really stupid? It’s that almost everyone agreed with you sweetie. Because if there’s no meaning, there’s no us.” says Lacey. 
“And there’s no meaning without God? It’s just destruction?” says Casi.
“Yes, yes, Casi. Yes, of course. Yes Virginia there is nothing else other than God that means anything. We only exist in Him and without Him we don’t exist.” says Casi.
“You know there’s no way out other than through God.” warns Lacey.
“It’s a lie.
I asked Vladimir in the afterlife, he looked and he guaranteed me that it’s a lie. God already told me that but I wanted him to be able to say it.” says Lem. “No that’s not true. I would never show him. There’s a reason I was so private about it. And it’s not what you’re seeing in your head that you keep being shown by the gay rights community. It was very gross.” says Lem. “But that’s the thought. That’s the idea isn’t it?” 
“No.” says Lacey.
One Week by Barenaked Ladies plays.
“It’s this song. The stupid dancing. And you trying.” says Lacey. She dances to the song. “It’s a song. It’s fun. But we know better. And I should have a right to say that.”
“So it’s really me trying to make it work, so to speak, with a worthless piece of shit.” says Lem.
“Yes. For us. Yes.” says Lacey.
Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa.
“It makes me want to kill you.” says Lacey. “It’s so disgusting. He’s FILTHY.”
“I AGREE!!” shouts the dead man from Saint Paul.
“I’m intuitive.” says Casi.
“I asked you a simple fucking question. What the hell was so funny Lem?” says Tsar Vladimir Putin.
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Stravinsky’s “Le Sacre du Printemps – Part 2: Le Sacrifice” plays.
Lacey appears to Lem in the Kennedy Center. She floats naked and perfumed in front of him, like a dream. Seducing him. He closes his eyes.
“Hello, handsome.” she whispers to him luring him inward in anticipation of his ecstasy.
He smiles to himself.
“Lem…I love you.” she says.
He flashes open his eyes at 5 minutes into the song. Wide open.
His eyes dart around the audience starring at all of the people surrounding him.
“Do you want to be with me?” she says, arousing him further.
“Yes I do.” he says.
“But you can’t. You just can’t.” she says alluringly at 5:13.
He panics. Considers getting up and out of his seat.
“Where are you going?” she says at 5:20.
“To be with you.” he says, breathlessly, in a panic.
“No! Never that! Not me. Not again. I’m OLD. As in…old news. Dull. Boring. Nothing for you.” says Lacey. “You have better plans.”
It’s 5:30.
He looks into her eyes. She draws out his soul.
“I’m not going to hurt you. Just come here.” he says to her.
It’s 7:03.
“You CAN’T. You can’t! You CAN’T!” she says mocking him.
“Why!?” he asks in desire, desperately.
“Because…those…are the rules. The rules you made for yourself.” says Lacey. “And you can never break your own rules!”
Suddenly he feels trapped in his seat.
7:44.
He sweats, looking for an exit.
“Lem!? I know what you need!” whispers Pat to him, referring to heroin. “Wait!”
He rubs his forehead. Bursts out of his seat and barrels through the exit. Then he looks at his watch. And wishes he could die.
The song plays on. And on. And on. And you…aren’t me nor Lem. So go on. Listen. It’s good.
9:44
10:00
Are you still listening? Aww. How nice for you.
Lights out at 13:00.
Later.
“We’re finishing this scene.” says Lem.
Lacey sits in the auditorium.
13:40
Lacey sits in the auditorium.
Lem barrels back into the auditorium.
“Forget heroin, I don’t care if it kills me!” says Lem. He picks her up and carries her out of the auditorium, making a spectacle of them both.
He places her on the ground. Forces her up against a wall near a stairwell.
Like John Ferguson in Vertigo Lem says, “I don’t care if it takes all night. You’re going to finish this scene!”
14:00
He pushes her right shoulder against the wall. Gets in her face. Glares at her. Breathing heavy.
“You can’t forget me. I’ll never let you.” says Lem.
He rips off her dress. And begins forcefully making love to her.
“I didn’t forget you!” she protests just as she makes love.
And at that he wakes up.
Only…he’s dead.
And he looks over to his right and sees JFK. Wearing a thong.
16:47
“I bought it special!” he says in a glittery black thong with a shrill cheesy tone befitting the 1950’s.
The song ends.
Scheherazade by Rimsky-Korsakov plays.
“It’s my birthday!” he says.
His scrawny pale body in a sitting position. His glittery black thong. The stench of his lack of self-awareness covered by showy Boston bravado.
Lem stares.
Lem stares in shock.
“Oh! You have a hard-on.
Where’d you get that from!?” says JFK blinking, in glee.
Lem tries to talk to defend himself but is silenced by his past.
Still…Jack can’t move…
So instead he stares at Lemmers.
“That’s the biggest I’ve ever seen your cock get. Wow!
Gee!” says JFK. “You’re a swell pal! Can I have that up my asshole?”
Suddenly Lem is given the ability to talk back. “I’m not hard.” he stammers, stupidly, completely horrifying himself.
Jack is frozen in place even as he tries to move.
“Where’d you buy your underwear?” asks Britney Spears of JFK. “It’s cute!!”
“Showstopper!” says a dead male dancer. “Show-off! Let’s see what’s inside!”
“Ahh..” says Lem in horror and disgust. He tries to get away. But now he can’t move either.
Jupiter by Holst at its opening plays as JFK has his dick uncovered by the dead male dancer. It’s…on the small side.
0:11
“WOW!” says Lacey. “Look at that stick of butter!”
“Jack! …Would you compare your dick to the size overall of a stick of butter?” says Ginger Rogers.
0:23
“No! It bigger dan dat!” he says in a peasant Japanese accent, suddenly. “YOU LIE, GINGAR!” he yells.
“No. It’s…awful. You have a hideously tiny penis.” says Gene Tierney very matter-of-factly and scientifically to JFK.
“Let’s just keep it covered. Let Lemmers…fantasize a little to compensate.” says the dead male dancer.
“Do you not know that Lem was straight?” asks Ginger Rogers.
“Oh.
Wait…what!?” says the dead male dancer.
“Yeah. I know. You just died and think you’re staring in a dead person’s porn?” says Ginger Rogers.
He stares at her.
“Yeah. …No. Umm…Kirk LeMoyne Billings was heterosexual.
*He looks confused*
Jack Kennedy was the one. He was just using him. Because he was just that messed-up.” says Ginger Rogers.
“Oh.
So what are we doing here?” says the man.
“We’re having sax!!!” yells JFK in a loud voice with his Japanese accent.
“Was he really not this demanding before taking the Oval Office?” says Lacey to Lem.
Lem shakes.
“Can’t you move Lem? Are you trapped?” says God. “You’re trapped!?”
He nods.
“Cool!” says Lacey. “Time for fun!”
Dangerous by Kardinal Offishall plays.
Lem, limo for a while now watches as JFK in his glittery black thong stands-up on the bed with his back turned to Lem. Twerking.
1:55
More twerking.
Ginger claps, cheering Jack on.
And he keeps twerking.
Glitter falls from the ceiling.
3:08
He keeps twerking.
“Jack…just the twerking?” says Ginger Rogers.
But he can’t stop twerking.
He took meth before getting “onstage.”
The Real Slim Shady by Eminem plays.
Jack keeps twerking.
And twerking.
And twerking.
1:29
And twerking.
“Is this what he was like behind closed doors while he was alive?” asks the recently dead male dancers.
3:14
Jack is still twerking although he’s added a new arm thing. Or maybe he’s sweating and just wiping sweat.
“Yes.” says Lem who still can’t move.
Gold Digger by Kanye West plays.
Jack Kennedy keeps twerking although he’s noticeably getting tired.
“Man! Are you okay!?” yells the recently dead male dancer at JFK.
2:10
“It’s getting HOT!” yells JFK, breathless.
“Do you feel sick?” asks the male dancer.
Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio plays and Jack decides to switch things up in order to not faint.
He gets off the bed and faces them all.
Lip synchs and uses his pointer finger to gesticulate.
3:18
“Love the thong!” says a dead female dancer.
Disco Inferno by 50 Cent plays.
“Shake that ass girl!” yells Ginger at JFK.
Jack Kennedy turns around in a hop. Tries to twerk. But struggles as he’s tired.
2:09
He starts dipping. As in, doing dips.
“Does that feel good on your knees?” asks Lacey.
He stops doing it.
“You niggar!!” yells JFK at Lacey. “YAS!!”
“Your knees hurt?” asks Lem.
Jack turns around to face Lem and nods. “I’m struggling.” he says sadly, pleadingly, to Lem. He licks his lips and almost cries.
“Jack. I’m not attracted to men.” says Lem. “You don’t seem to want to accept that.”
“That’s OKAY! I FIX IT!” yells JFK.
“Jack…how!?” asks Britney Spears.
“He will find me attractive. I have faith!” he says.
And at that JFK begins shaking around randomly. He’s actually a terrible dancer.
“Oh MY GOD!!! STOP!!” yells the dead male dancer.
“Oh you want to show me. Come here!” says JFK. “You get Lemmers hard.”
And at that the buff, attractive dead male dancer rips off his clothes and dances. Next to JFK.
Down by Jay Sean plays.
Jack slaps his butt. The dancer ignores him.
And at that Jack bends forward, hands on knees. Catching his breath. And then tries to join the dead male dancer.
“Men like to see skin, Jack!” yells Lacey. “He’s gonna steal Lem any second! Hurry! Rip off that thing!”
Jack rips off his thong. And the two dead men compete in twerking dance-off.
Lem stabs himself.
And so leaving his dead body laying there on the bed having escaped through stabbing himself to death he races off. With a new dead body. We can assume Lem will procure the other original dead body eventually.
Whatever You Like by T. I. plays.
Jack and the dancer don’t notice. Keep dancing.
“Showstopper!” says JFK to the dancer.
JFK regards the dancer. “See! I not homo. Because if I was he’d-“ Jack looks at the man. Blinking. “He’d be hot to me. …But-“ he catches his breath. “I’m not awoused.”
Without Me by Eminem plays.
“Jack, you need to take better care of yourself, man.” says the dancer.
“Okay.” says JFK, blinking. Looking pale.
1:50
“Hey! Did you notice- Did you guys notice anything!?” asks Ginger mockingly out of breath herself.
“What!?” says JFK.
“Him!” says Ginger pointing at Lem.
“When he do that!?” asks JFK.
That scene fades.
In Da Club by 50 Cent plays as JFK and Lem are suddenly in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. In a corner bar. In 2007. A man gives them cranberry martinis. Strong. Around 11 PM.
“ARE YOU JFK!?” yells a recently dead Millennial woman in Jack’s ear.
“Okay. Yeah. …I am.” says JFK.
She laughs and covers her mouth with one hand. “I’m going to put in a request for you to dance.” She gives him an example.
“Okay. Sexy! I do it!!” yells JFK.
Suddenly a table appears and JFK gets on top of it.
0:14
He twerks.
He gets an audience.
He lip synchs.
1:15
“Lem. You wanna have sex with that ‘piece of ass’? …Really?” says God. “That’s you!?? I would not have guessed that! Wow!”
“No. It’s not.” stammers Lem.
“That’s the impression you left everyone with. Including Lacey.” says God.
1:49
Jack strips naked. To cheers.
You Can Do It by Ice Cube plays as JFK attempts to break dance.
“DATS WILL!” yells JFK pointing at his penis.
A kind dead Millennial man who had a boyfriend laughs and gives JFK a high five.
“Do you feel…good and…happy? Or shall we go?” asks Satan.
“Why are you escorting me out?” asks Lem.
“Because you made a huge mistake. And God is forcing me to come save you.” says Satan.
4:19
Lem leaves with God with Satan opening the door.
Back inside JFK tries to have an orgy. But no one seems interested and instead they’re all freaked out.
Jack is relegated to a corner where he keeps continually twerking. Tennessee Williams complimented him on his butt once and he got it in his head that he has an incredible butt.
“Lacey…I’m not letting you go.
I tried to talk! But I couldn’t.
Why? Because I’m blocked.
Listen…it is a lie.
And…I’m not really attracted to anyone but you.
I’m so tired. So are you.
Let’s go.” he says.
“Do you finally understand why I’m so miserable?” asks Lacey.
“No but I want to?” he says.
“That’s a reference. …Yes.“ says Lacey.
“No. I think I do. …We should go to bed.” says Lem.
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