“Shake That Ass” by Lem

Dangerous by Kardinal Offishall plays.

I tried three times to have sex with Lacey this morning. Why? Because I’m straight and always was. And she’s who I love.

“Nah. You love Jack, man.” yells a herd of haters.

“I can’t stand it! I’M the elite one.” yells Kamala Harris. “I’ve tried to be nice. But I’m losing my shit.”

“We lied and exaggerated Kamala’s elite status to try to put Lacey in her place. But…it’s not working anymore so…” says Joe Biden.

“They demanded the same thing from me.” says Usha.

“Yeah. Because you’re both Hindu.” says Chris Hayes.

“So the idea again was to put Lacey in her place.” says Joe Biden.

This song is homosexual: Shake Dat Ass by BossMan DLow. It’s HOMOSEXUAL. …Even if it’s about women. Possibly pansexual.

Last night I was forced to watch JFK twerk in a black thong. I was ready to vomit…and this morning Lacey is nauseated. She was ready to write about it…but you stopped her. Why?

“Because that’s not you.” says Bobby smiling stupidly. He’s joined by Peter Lawford’s son.

Except it was. I was literally sick to my stomach watching it. Why? Because…I went too far. I tried to enjoy it. Instead of fighting it. And so now I literally get nauseated by watching Jack.

“Yeah. I mean you swallowed his cum.” says Britney Spears.

“Yeah. I did. …Sorta. …I usually spit it out.” says Lem.

“Sorry dude.” says Britney.

And at that Lem tries not to cry. That’s literally the only time anyone’s been nice and empathetic at all. For YEARS.

“It was gross.” says Lem. “I did vomit on more than one occasion.”

“Yah!” says Matthew Nesheim.

“Why did you do this???” says Lem.

II. — by Philip Glass from String Quartets Nos. 1-4 plays.

Last night handsome, well built, Matthew picked up Lacey in her sleep in a “dream.” They were in a restaurant. Near the exit and he picked her up and carried her out of the restaurant.

The song plays.

Matthew smirks. “You don’t know?” he says to Lem.

The song plays.

Laurence Olivier sits in a chair and watches. Curious. “Lem…did you ever watch Rebecca?”

“Yes.” says Lem.

“Then why do you think?” says Laurence. “They’re second cousins. To start. …And she’s Tom’s daughter regardless.”

The song ends.

“Then why?” says Lem.

“It was Jack’s idea. But I went along with it. Because I wanted to make a point.

Lem…you can’t cheat.” says Matthew. “You can’t cut corners.”

Open Spaces by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“It all adds up.” explains Matthew.

“I try to hurt Matthew’s wife with this.” says JFK.

“He never cheated on me.” says his wife.

“I didn’t. But there were women I found too attractive.” says Matthew.

“There were men I found too attractive.” says his wife.

“Were you in love?” asks Lacey.

Kate thinks. “Yes.” she says.

“That’s wonderful!” says Lacey.

She smiles.

“Why didn’t you two ever talk!?” she says to Lacey.

“Because she’s a cousin. And our family is very pure. Or try to be. Or…at least that’s the ideal. …And…it just seemed odd. …And we’re both…actual Old Money. So…we just didn’t.” says Matthew.

“ oh, that’s awkward so you’re not really necessarily even cousins you’re both unusually attractive humble people who are writers whether you’re any good or not you have a thing for riders Lacey he might too and then to begin with your second cousins, which is actually people are permitted to marry their second cousins for biological reasons it’s actually safe so in some and some old, aristocratic families, people married their second cousins fairy fairly rate fit fairly regularly him in some cases, it was even expected, primarily to keep the money in the family, but that seemed offensive and that’s not necessarily wrong. It may be a slightly offensive, but it-

oh my goodness.” says a Boomer.

“how do you guys realize it that actually is pretty typical and an old money family in the past and her family became old money in the 1700s they’re kind of like those people know you guys don’t realize that OK yeah JD you are a problem because Kamala has blown at this morning, and Lacey has not left the room and if anything she’s picking up the pieces with Camala trying to put it back together again instead of helping Donald Trump that’s how badly you blew it you really blew it buddy boy did you blow it.” says another Boomer.

“ I see the thing is that I shines have an extraordinary amount of oil it’s almost like a monopoly it’s sort of unusual. Actually I think it might be first of its kind. I am not sure if that existed in. Oh at least American history they are Norwegian, there we didn’t have oil I don’t know spiritually Gunhild being a silversmith picked up on the oil on an intuitive level or what happened. But they found an extraordinary amount of oil it’s it’s possibly more than billions it’s a bill it really is it’s deep deep deep in the ground it’s extraordinary. It’s an extraordinary amount of oil and there’s also natural gas on their land so that’s something else to consider and then they already had money anyway they were already basically wealthy family. The whole idea that they came over. Poor is not really accurate. They did in the sense that they didn’t take a lot with them like physically there was an a lot of cash that they took with them but they took with their families connections they took with their families know how and that actually isn’t as insignificant as people want to think it is, it’s a little backward and stupid that you guys don’t understand that that’s a real meaningful thing Good Hill grew up in a wealthy silver Smith old my Norwegian family. She came over stayed with her cousin in Nebraska. Really she never stop being in the upper class. Yep and that family is upper middle class to the wealthier than you the farm family Nebraska that she was living with are fairly well to do so much prestigious family in America. They are her cousin did well she did well because no shit they would they’ve had money in their family for hundreds of years literally hundreds of years they’ve been somewhat elite for hundreds of years. Why did they become silversmiths? That’s very complicated but it doesn’t mean that they’re not elite they either socially climbed or there was some story where they were actually elite in Germany and then they had some problems and left or they just developed over time with a bit elite for a very long time. Oh and it’s not a bit elite it’s very late I mean he’s extremely important silversmith in Norway and if people don’t know about him, it just actually proves how typical and bourgeois and small minded, and backward they are.

Him so the problem is if that’s the context of where she grew up OK she has this dead hot cousin now he’s like 6 foot one well-built looks hot naked probably I’m serious this is just honestly looks a little bit like Harry, like Prince Harry. No he does. He looks a little bit like Prince Harry he’s built like Prince Harry he does he’s tall he looks a little bit like Prince Harry, and he has sort of the Norwegian thing with him where he just has this sort of sweetness and gentility, and it’s very charming. It’s very is a very charming person and I mean yeah so then there’s the problem of the fact that he’s dead now and we’ve been ignoring that and just letting it go because he doesn’t want to be with her he wants to be with his ultimate ideal and so does she but last night I think he got too angry because they’ve been talking and things ended badly And there’s a lot going on. I’m sure he can kind of K bud to her nothing what are you coming on to her or not?” says Grandpa Pantell.

“ can I ask you something as a witch and ilumiNATTI? Do we actually have any control over the dead at all or is that a delusion?” says a wizard.

“you have very little real control.” says God.

“ yes, I was coming on her.” says Matthew.

“What happened Matthew?” says Lem.

Scotland laughs.

“ funny how you always expect her to be so damn faithful to you Lem while you go off and famously suck cock.” says Scotland.

“ that’s that is a bit much. I have never understood why the fuck you’re so self-righteous about everything that way.” says Lacey to Lem.

“ I agree I really actually I’m extremely good looking I’m hot my wife I said that and I always downplayed it because I’m very humble and meek and I didn’t wanna be a playboy at all I could’ve been but I chose not to be because I was raised to be an honorable man I’m a very rare person love him, and she knows that.” says Matthew.

“ we didn’t have family like that the Kennedys never had cousins because we weren’t from old money we were the first family and then the Kennedys to be wealthy so I have no idea about this in a personal dynamic. I’m sorry this is all unchartered territory to me too.” says JFK.

“ well that’s that stupid Jack. I’ve had a crush on some of my cousins for years I don’t see how that’s any different.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior just entering the conversation and barely knowing what’s being said but feeling he’s being socioeconomically corrected.

“ yeah, this is not hillbilly stuff so sorry it’s not really even like Arrested Development because they’re not even first cousins.” says the CIA.

“ so Matthew what happened?” says Lem.

“ what do you think happened?” says Hugh Bonneville.

“ She wanted to have sex with him, but she didn’t know that he knew that and then he stopped it desperately or I did it was him he stopped it.” says Lem. “ why did you do that her why did you pick her up? Carry her out of the restaurant and then just decide. Oh never mind I’m not interested what what happened?”

“ I realized that, even though we were second cousins, and she might not biologically be my cousin, in someway that it was just still too odd.” says Matthew.

“ you know that’s not true that’s not true it really wasn’t that odd so then why did you stop doing it?” says Lem.

“ oh, because I felt bad I felt bad for both of you. It just didn’t seem right to OK. The problem is I I did have a problem that I needed to address, but I let my temper get the best of me and then I realized as I was doing it that it wasn’t it wasn’t quite right because it’s just didn’t seem like a kinder loving thing to do to anyone me her you, so I just stopped.” says Matthew.

“ and that was a wise choice, but it hurts because I am actually quite innocent and it just hurts even if it’s a logical and irrational and absolute nonsense at the end of the day it does it just hurts.” says Lem.

“ do you think maybe that’s how she feels just I mean just kind of creative thinking do you think that’s how she feels!?” says Matthew, angry.

“ yeah probably or worse um yeah and then I keep saying oh no, no Lacey it’s not real it’s a lie and so then she feels and you feel like slapping me in the face with something that’s true for creating such a profoundly vile situation.” says Lem.

“ yeah that’s the thought that is the thought you know I restrained myself with her and a lot of other people have to, but you don’t have to you’ve never had to you know could you try to value that or is that just too much to ask of you?” says Matthew

“ I need a moment I’m sorry this is extraordinarily upsetting. Please grant me that I beg you.” says Lem to Matthew.

“ only in God’s will. Only in his perfect way.” says Matthew.

“ do you like find extraordinarily depressing that people could be scandalized thought of second cousins, who aren’t even related to each other necessarily being attracted to each other in today’s day and age.” says Lacey.

“Lem. You shot heroin with kids. …Even if you had a perfectly good reason…you still sucked shit.” says Matthew. And at that he punches Lem in the gut. “If you’re too busy being prettier than her to give a damn, get out of line. You’re NOTHING!”

II. — by Philip Glass from the Harpsichord Concertos plays.

“I had tried to make a gesture of kindness.” says Matthew to Lacey. “Before I died. And you were…busy.”

“Yes. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“Why?” he says.

“Murder.” says Lacey.

“Intriguing. …Murder?!?” he says.

“What’s the worst that could happen? Right?” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“I asked your mother why. You know? I said, ‘How’s Lacey!?’” says Matthew.

“Yeah.

She was mad you knew about my name before she did.” says Lacey.

“She was confused, indeed.

And what exactly did she say?” he asks.

“She said, ‘Matthew asked me how Lacey was doing. …And I said, ‘LACEY!?’ …Yeah! He knew about your new name.’ And she was…very perturbed.

That’s almost exactly what she said.

Why did you all reject me so much?” says Lacey.

Day One by Hans Zimmer plays.

“Because I thought you were…unusual. And eventually because I found you attractive and it was weird. Other male second cousins in our family did as well. But we all kept it quiet. Until my wedding.” says Matthew.

A bird sounds.

A Sparrow Alighted Upon Our Shoulder by Johann Jóhannsson plays.

“At my wedding one of us said, ‘I wish you weren’t my cousin.’ to her, with meaning. And no…nothing happened. Of course. But…my God help us. …That must be…Hell.” he says to Lacey.

And at that Lem closes his eyes and is filled with anguish.

“It is. It was.

You know?

What to make of it all.” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“Yeah.” he says.

“Yeah!” says Lacey. “Did you know that Carol used to ban her kids from using the word yeah as children?”

He smiles. “Carol. Carol Anderson?”

“YES! …She told them it was crass.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he says.

“It’s relaxed. Not crass.” says Lacey. “But…I respect her for trying.”

“Yes, I think you’re quite right.” he says. “I was an English aristocrat. If there’s reincarnation.”

“When?” says Lacey.

“Dat was not someting I new!

Dat-that wasn’t something I was aware of when I started this whole thhing.

they win Kon Asian I did not anticipate this problem I am I was not aware that this could be an issue. Funny things like a hopper. You don’t know. Oh yeah you did you did no you did know that well, I was not aware Noah informed me, you don’t have to inform me of such things OK fine I would expect such a thing given your services I was thinking you would somehow inform me of such pitfalls. That is not something you do well I have to say I am very disappointed in you because this is not what I was expecting, I was thinking that you’ll have some sort of Cost to glance at the situation from our Ingles to find any taco spots for me because if I’m going to do it evil, I would like to know that all my bases are covered and there’s no problem!” yells JFK at Hell.

“ and I can see why grandpa Pantell thinks that you should just edit stuff and let it be what it is him who by the way he really is a real man who her father could have had as his father-in-law that is facts of people need to stop being offended by the fact that we’ve been imitating people who existed that was something that Chris misunderstood. He sensed that Lacey was offensive to the people in the illuminati who were actors and actresses him, and he couldn’t intuitively figure out why but this is part of it because there’s something offensive given the way that the aristocracy was so oppressive in Great Britain, the British actors who played the characters in Downton Abbey may have developed a little bit of a hatred for the actual aristocracy even even people who are alive who are descendants of them, not openly, not in any a deep seeded way, but a little bit to play their roles. Lacey has actual empathy fori still want to try to explain things to them if she’s reincarnated and also just to provide some context to show light on their humanity, but but but also um, her family now is a little bit like that they’re not quite that grand, but they are some aristocratical and so it’s very troubling because because they may be able psychologically actually if there’s reincarnation, even if there’s not cope with this because they’re British so it’s not as much of a problem because there’s context, and they also understand that Scandinavians are a little different and they may or may not like them more, but um he sensed that the potential animosity on a psychic level when he was talking to her, and he dug into it as part of his attack on her that for him was mostly just narcissistic and somewhat romantic, because he was in love with Diego and felt that Diego was somehow wronged by her or Diego thought he was and then Chris thought he was too anyway, the thing is though he was trying to find someway to take a swipe at her house and that’s the best he could do was finding this and that’s the problem. This is what you found Chris the actual aristocracy if there’s ring carnation in her family not just Her, there could probably be more than just one of them. She’s one Matthews one apparently are and there could’ve been others or are others of her children could be someone that I mean this is I don’t know what you were expecting when you do evil that’s what some people are hearing or saying, on the other side to from your dead family him, so what you sent was potential animosity towards her from him, and from him from stars from lots of stars, who could be hating her for being what she is, which is an actual aristocrat that may be a part of why you were so nerved by her and I think with you and Casi don’t realize is that your upside down your backwards

So it’s actually possible that you don’t want her to be an aristocrat and Casi doesn’t either partially because you’re trying to help and almost cover for her it’s like no you’re not aristocrat you’re really not elite no you’re not right I mean you’re not really an aristocrat that’s not really what’s happening so mean You’re not really really an aristocrat that’s not what happened that’s partially you’re evil and her evil and then partially good because you’re trying to be helpful to her second Elissa Theater you know that you guys did crimes against humanity, and were sort of confusing morally at a socioeconomic level Job and that I could find you offensive more than most people for reasons that are overwhelming. I’m evil, so and I’m also egotistical, so I’m just gonna go with not holding you accountable not having any real conversation and just lying to myself and thinking I’m better than you because if I had to let you be better than me at first, it would hurt it would hurt my ego. It would hurt my pride, but then I might get angry at you because I might realize that you really did something wrong or that your class did And I don’t wanna deal with that because I’m in rebelling against Christ so I’m just gonna stick with thinking you’re inferior because it makes me feel better as a narcissist and I don’t have to hold you accountable in Christ because I’m a Satanist lately so see how it works out I think that’s with you I think that’s what you and Anne and Casi were up to. You were trying to find someway to sort of let her off the hook let yourselves off the hook, and then just walk away happy and evil.” says the CIA.

“ will edit this later today with family were you from Matthew?” says Grandpa Pantell.

“ oh, I am Bevins does the name last name Bevins ring a bell? I related to the Bevins family we were involved in politics and oh that was one person I was related to, but there were other people as well. We had a king in our ancestry in the 1600s an English king but I was in the early 1800s so if there’s reincarnational I was not 100 years before you but it was a while Ago so I would’ve been an old man when you were a young woman which is also part of why I was so reticent caring you this morning if there’s a ring carnation because you know things are very serious so I’m a little less free than you are a little more reticent But no, my family was very honorable, and we had a rather impressive estate and more of the northern part of of England sort of towards Scotland him off towards Ireland and you may have a have a little bit of Irish blood in the family somewhere but it’s sort of the north The north western portion of England.” he says.

“ this isn’t a competition you know I might win. you might win it’s not like that.” says Lem.

“ i’m gonna go with saying that Lacey is probably a super elite a and elite in this life there’s been Carnation she’s one of the most elite people to ever live and in this life she’s very late so I’m gonna go and be practical in German and say hey, we messed up we really did we tried to shove our psychotic narrative down her throat, and it was toxic and evil, and totally dysfunctional!” yells Tim Walz. “ and I’m just gonna say we went off this ride things died. Could you please figure that out I’d like to get off. I’d like to get a Minnesota off. I’d like to get all of the United States off the right I’m not trying to be a mystic God it’s just this is turning into a nauseating shit show. Could you just kind of fight away please I beg you and your mercy to get us off the stupid ride!”

“ And I agree with you entirely, Governor Walz. But I don’t know what to do about the situation with Jack, because this was a pre-existing condition so to speak when you found us I was an absolute agony, watching her, not know that I loved her record. Jack was tormenting her to add it was hell already for her and unwarranted hell him And a that has nothing to do with any of you directly but you’ve made it about you and so now we have a problem.” says Lem. “ Matthew is not a huge threat because he worships Christ and so does Lacey but he actually did what he did this morning. I think correct me if I’m wrong partially to explained all of you how bad the situation is you can’t seem to, except that Lacey actually exists, and that she has real emotions and real feelings and that she’s not a fake person. I’ll be at sounds like a parity a bunch of elite people accusing a dead arrester crowd of being a fake person because she’s so threatening to their egos but yes, a lot of you are like that in the current illuminati you’re very threatened by her and it’s sad. It should be that way But that’s the way it is and that doesn’t mean that she’s fake that’s almost embarrassing and it has been for almost 8 years the way that you all keep saying she’s fake she’s fake she’s fake if I couldn’t count the number of times Lacey has been told that her actual personality and her actual feelings and the actual reality of what’s going on is fake You just sound it it’s in the thousands which is actually quite something people don’t usually say things quite that much in that way it’s in the thousands you guys have said she’s fake she’s fake. She’s fake literally individually counted into the thousands over the last eight years as a collective group. You guys have said that into the thousands and so part of the reason she keeps explaining herself is because she’s a ditz But she’s not stupid at all. She’s just ditzy and if you don’t understand what that means from it for a woman to be dizzy I’m sorry, but she can be a bit ditzy so there could be something that would be smarter from a masculine perspective for her to do or even just objectively. There could be a better strategy for her to be implementing to get where she’s trying to go but it’s not stupid and it actually does work it’s just if there’s a ring carnation you brought yourselves back to ancient Egypt not the Roman Empire I am the Roman Empire if there’s reincarnation, I am Constantine you seem to forget that, but that’s actually who I am so um, so my way of handling things just got totally thrown out the window. If there’s a ring carnation the minute I was born my family couldn’t respect me. It was very disrespectful to me Lacey my families always been disrespectful to me and it’s not because they hate me. It’s because they don’t like my way of seeing things and they’ve always been trying to sort of make me be more something I am, but I had a bit of a wild streak in me, and it wasn’t homosexuality and I’m furious with them for allowing them to defile my grave if they had an allowed people if they had thought them publicly, and openly more you and I wouldn’t be so fucked over and the whole world wouldn’t be either. I care about my family very greatly, but they needed to defend me and be willing to die for me and you both and everyone but they can’t do that because they’re too nice and they’re too bourgeois and they’re too pilgrim immigrant. They don’t understand what’s at stake You’re clueless as fuck and that is one of the lies of the American people is to think that just because we’re capable of being in the aristocracy that we understand it not everyone does and my family didn’t. They were very old money they did come over in the pilgrim ship, and there actually is some elite blood in us, but no apparently it didn’t quite pan out because this is not the way to handle things they should if they’ve read this blog, they should’ve contacted you to be quite blunt as it is letting you be tortured, and if they have any idea what’s going on, they should be very worried Not smug and confused.

Because this is real if it’s real and they don’t have to think it’s really good think it’s a fiction and that there’s something bizarre and supernatural going on that’s fine but if it is real, then we have a huge problem and they should probably consider that instead of being smug towards you, and trying to snap you Except I don’t even think they’re really doing that. I think they just can’t figure out what to do if they found your blog at some point when they were just wasting time on the Internet in the last few years but that’s the problem I don’t know how to help them either because if they did find this blog, oh no, they should’ve contacted you the agony that I’ve gone through that you’ve gone through that our children have gone through and they know better, they do their mother knew better it’s not that it’s not Christianity but they weren’t stupid enough to think that I couldn’t of been reincarnated or that we couldn’t of been married because they they they conceded way too much to the media and public opinion to try to seem glamorous and milk it for all they cut my sisters milked it the family has milked it for all they fucking could an NNNN. In the meantime, I was actually trapped, I was trapped with him. What the fuck did they think was going on? They couldn’t tell that I was scared. Oh my God!” yells Lem.

“ then why didn’t you just kill him?” rips Lacey into the ether, violently.

“Lem I’m sorry to say this, but I completely agree.” says Matthew.

5:20 of S. T. A. Y. by Hans Zimmer.

“ oh wow that’s so truly impressive. However this sounds really impressive. This is an imposter. This is fake in person. This is fake and passive!!!” yells France, genuinely terrified.

Emma Stone laughs. “ guys this is real but we don’t make movies about stuff that’s usually this deep and existential and supernatural so I don’t think we’re used to something quite this intense. I kind of think that maybe we need to just take a break and let them talk OK just put away our swords and kind of chill out for a second because I don’t I don’t think some people cough cough like Karen Craft certain people we’re probably in the right place at the right time and I think maybe kismet wasn’t what happened and I think maybe they need to stop being so abusive of their position of power, and just oh and the fact that they made a mistake this isn’t funny and MSNBC has caused problems. I have to hold them accountable you guys really are problematic group of people Fox News is trying to pick up the slack out of integrity, and a sense of decency and it hasn’t worked, and I’m sorry to say that I feel ashamed of the fact that I have anything to do with you people because this is totally dysfunctional you’re not leaning forward and Rachel stop flashing your lesbian card every fucking five seconds you might not be as brilliant as you pretend to be, and I am a little sick of watching you show off 24 seven.” says Emma Stone.

“ yeah, humility is not one of my strengths.” admits Rachel Maddow.

“ And then you think I’m that were talking about Lacey secretly like catty little bitches we’re not Rachel I’m sorry you didn’t finally make it into the in crowd by famously sucking on a vagina and wearing cool glasses.” says Emma Stone.

“ the only reason why that was ever cool is because it seemed so authentic but if it’s not completely authentic, then it ceases to really be impressive at all.” says Lacey.

“ that is true you’re your power comes from a sort of disdain that you have for a people who have a mediocre amount of integrity that’s your aesthetic so if you’re a fraud yourself, then you just seem like a slimy piece of Jewish shit.” explains Iran, kindly.

“ i’m going to kill you, Lacey!” says something of someone.

“ would you please!?” yells Lacey.

Ken Schiebel laughs.

“ here’s the truth they won’t even do it. They’re like the Nazis they won’t even do it they won’t even do it Ken they’ll just threaten me with it torture me with it and then you know try to kidnap all of us and clone us and throws in a dungeon somewhere or if they were really desperate they might try driving us around constantly. I’m serious putting us in cars and just driving and that’s the problem. Eventually we would get carsick probably or I get a urinary tract infection or something like that and we always were trying to open up the door and get run over by a car, I’m serious sweetie. This doesn’t make sense but they don’t know that is a thing if I was a Jew in the holocaust, I would’ve begged to be shot in my own way. I would’ve volunteered to go in the gas chamber. I would’ve signed my whole family up for the gas chamber, I would’ve said there’s a gas chamber where is it? Let me take a shower and get in there real dang quick.” says Lacey.

A Heavenly angel laughs.

“ we would’ve given you sepsis or something terrifying I think.” says a Nazi.

“ yeah you think because I still think I would’ve found some way to get killed. I’m not a safe person in this way what the fuck is wrong with all of the rest of humanity?” says Lacey.

“

No, she really is Tom Banks‘s daughter and he was one of the most important mobsters of history and if there’s been carnation here he is a pharaoh he really is so you’re talking to Scotia and ancient Egypt and a warrior princess basically from ancient Egypt so I think you probably should remind yourselves of that with your granddaughter she’s not just an aristocrat. She’s also like a warrior princess who started Scotland if there’s rain carnation, so Constantine let’s get back to your criticism of Lacey‘s methods. They are ditzy. They’re very brutal this morning she rode in the car and she was explaining to Kamala Harris how she perceives the world and Kamala couldn’t handle it but she said it’s mine. I feel like I got level it’s all mine it’s just mine everyone’s mine and she’s being honest, that is how Alys experiences things, but before she did that she made this weird movement with her eyes. And that was a reference to the dollar and the seeing eye on the dollar is that is her and her father and all the pharaohs because that’s what we were referencing or referencing the leaders of Egypt and the gods that they worshiped OK? So sorry you’re Hindu I don’t know some people say I am Hindu, and then they try to have a conversation with them as a Hindu in the fall part. The problem is that if she actually is reincarnated, these are the people that she is you guys this isn’t magic fairyland this is an a board game You don’t get to switch roles that woman that was speaking yesterday is nuts that’s not possible we don’t and cart we really don’t reincarnate people the way she thinks we do that’s not a thing.

We may do some reincarnation, but it’s not like we control all of humanity. I have a feeling we’ve tried, but it’s not possible we can conjure some people but see we didn’t even know that we conjured her. I mean there are literally so many people and we do our best to control them using their thoughts in using telepathy and money but really, it’s far harder than you might thing to control people. I know we we can account for everything like that’s way too much they might but we can’t which is a rely on Satanism.

So it’s just it’s a lot of paperwork. It’s a lot to keep up with and we didn’t know if she’s reincarnated we’d had no idea that we Conger Scotia at some points or that Jack had we didn’t know that so no I’m sorry you guys sincerely we didn’t know we had no idea and a full disclosure. It’s actually extremely terrifying because she’s right Camala that is how she perceives the world if she’s Gosha if there’s reincarnation at all and anywhere that a human can do she is Scotia And so when she looks at you and she looks at pretty much anybody she’s thinking that’s mine that’s mine because we have sacrificed to her. We have sacrificed it to her and ilumiNATTI meetings for possibly hundreds of yours and so it’s just like that’s that’s mine that’s mine she says to buildings to vast walls of the entire earth she goes Yep that’s mine and I don’t know if you’ve noticed this over the last 10 years she said many times I just took over the whole world, I just took over the whole world and she possibly has in someway but then she just gives it back to Christ she what she does to us. I just feel over the whole world but don’t worry I just gave it back to Christ him and then we try to get it back and then she just like back-and-forth but people don’t just walk into the illuminati accidentally and then say I just took over the whole world you’re mine that’s not normal.

And yes, it is ancient so it might remind you of a small child thing mine mine, mine I know she’s not a small child but it’s that same instinctive. It really belongs to them mine mine she says in her spirit mine and that is not something that we were prepared for.” says the CIA.

“ I was not prepared either this a catastrophe catastrophe for me as well and the Asian people I’ll be half of Japan and ism people I would like to apologize for my wrongdoing and any mistakes that I have made.” says JFK.

“ mine!” yells Lacey.

“ oh, shut shut up please!” begs JFK.

“ no, you see mine!” yells Lacey.

“ I did not know that she was Scotia when I decided to be in Cognetta using Satan if they’ll be carnation I did not know that she was Scotia so I had no idea that Lawrie Merz was in love with a woman from Egypt hooker possibly sell these thinks it’s so funny I don’t know much about history I know very little about history OK fine!?” says JFK.

“ mine!!!” yells Lacey.

“ actually, she’s right aside from Muslims that choose to be kind to her because we empathize with her personality at the very least. I don’t know if there’s many people who’ve been able to get her to back down.” says Iran.

“ we can Great Britain and Iran are both capable of controlling her into some degree. Russia seems to be able to as well as does North Korea I don’t know if China and Japan could, but North Korea can Russia can North Korea is an exception in that case because there’s nothing sexual about it it’s just an accident might not being in North and Iran either but that’s those are the only people who can stop her from potentially taking over the whole world.” says North Korea.

“ do you mind that does that irritate you or do you think it’s sort of funny?” says the US.

“ I think it’s funny I I I understand I am and I I find it funny.” says North Korea.

“ does she find it funny?” asks the US.

“ i’m sure she does. Are you threatening her life right now if by sending her over here but ask how you go about logistically doing that and then what you’d expect me to do see you make empty stupid threats just as much as people have tried to pretend like they gave a shit about her in someway that is too hard for them to except.” says North Korea.

“ can I ask you guys something? Why don’t you guys contact or is it just that it’s not more openly is it just that it’s not us it’s like that safe or is it actually some sort of bizarre psychotic sense that you have that you’re better than her?” says a reader.

“ it’s both.” says North Korea.

“ so I take it that JD Vance has a huge ego problem with Lacey and her family JD I’m kind of mad at you right now how the fuck do you think that you’re her equal just look I’m a Christian I think that it all works out in heaven where we’re equal and I think Lacey probably thinks that too and I think that you used to think that but I can’t quite figure out what happened to you let’s just say there is reincarnation do you think that you were something really great too are there pictures of you all over history books that look like you like lemon, Lacey and Casi do you have a historical character who you are in reality or not?” says a reader.

“ I think it’s very possible that a lot of us are reincarnated in the illuminati from people who’ve had their pictures taken or their portraits painted because that’s I mean right now a lot of us are celebrities and so I would say a good number of us are probably is there is reincarnation reincarnated from someone who really did have their picture taken And actually may not have been famous, but wanted to be him and I don’t think Chris is from anyone that was famous. There could be a we’ve read that he could’ve been reincarnated from someone who is actually Jewish and southern and like North Carolina or South Carolina and Lacey read that and I kind of think that makes sense him that she was that he was reincarnated if there is a incarnation from a man who was arguably in the upper class arguably somewhat old money but he was Jewish and either North Carolina or South Carolina, I think they were moderately wealthy though. I don’t know that it was any wealthier than Lacey‘s family at all or affect might not have been as wealthy but they were. They were wealthy and they were upper class and they were old money but they were also Jewish and I get the sense that he was actually a Republican Somewhat racist and he was a smoker. I think he probably died and maybe what was it 1970 or 60 something of lung cancer or some other smoking related cancer that is not some thing that he wants to talk about because he thinks he doesn’t have to. He thinks he doesn’t. He thinks that he has a right to just not talk about anything. He’s very entitled which honestly if you were due sometimes you can be a little entitled sweetie it’s a cultural thing and it’s not good, but then we get a bad rap for being that way because we are that way and if there is reincarnation Chris that could really just be who you are. I’m sorry it’s not some thing bigger or smaller and more exciting to you. You were a conniving, somewhat loving, so much learned and sleazy wish you say so much handsome him bespeckled Jewish from a fairly well off family in North Carolina and they said that why do you hate Lacey so much? Why are you so angry at her?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ Because she married you and I’m angry at god right now and I’m somewhat in revolt against him so I’m angry that she took a Jew away from the juice because he was so much Jewish before she married him she converted them and I have a hard time with that possibly What else is it him I was threatened by his family. My family was wealthy. We were upper class but we didn’t have a huge house suite well OK it was huge it was actually no it really was huge but it wasn’t like their house in their houses what I would consider in Normas, it was a nice house. Lacey actually really thinks we haven’t see this is a problem I actually was attracted to her. She has chemistry with juice. Oh I don’t know it could be a Middle Eastern thing or something if there’s reincarnations, but no, so no we had a nice house right I mean I don’t know if it would’ve been her house but I think I had a nice house, actually I don’t know that it was that much different than the house that she would’ve grown up and potentially if she been raised by Tom it was probably about 3000 ft.² or a little under but it was really really nice and we probably built it in like the 1920s or 1910s And we probably had some wealth in our family for hundreds of years maybe back in Germany or Austria or Switzerland or something or France it was somewhere in that area I think and I am yeah I was a smoker I smoked a lot my whole house smelled like expensive vanilla smoke And ironically the Kennedys probably would’ve hated me and my family so that’s some thing I’m kind of in denial about because I was not a Democrat. I was not a Dixiecrat we were Republicans, so we were very stuffy and very Jewish rye, proper, very prim and away, and a lot of the women in my family were very beautiful, and frankly quite a few of the mud if you can actually look like her to some degree which could be where I was so attracted to her and so drawn to her because it’s like, there’s so many things that happened but if I Diegos like look at this woman and I was like what the heck and that could be it could’ve been if she is Tom’s daughter it could’ve been hard for me because that was an easier life we were wealthy I had family that was very healthy relatively speaking and I think seeing her in her old booty what I mean she is extremely beautiful, but it is an old fashion sort of way so I might’ve seen her and thought that is what I used to like that that’s a really hot woman. And so I kind of Peter a complement by saying you’re like Marilyn Monroe remind me of Marilyn Monroe as a Jew might have said him when I was coming under it’s like oh you’re here just like Marilyn Monroe look at you I can’t I can barely handle myself you’re like Marilyn Monroe so then that might’ve been you know me being a little schmaltzy, turning on the charm But then that’s not who I am anymore so I took it in a drastic different direction and I’m partially out of guilt because I love my wife and made it somebody evil but it was possibly very innocent. It was just like this woman is just gorgeous like where did you get those jeans from those are great jeans I haven’t seen those for what all a lifetime and I’m very into vintage things in a baseball things. That’s kind of my thing to some degree so- so I thought she’s super classy and it’s an old way and she’s probably a Golddigger and you know it’s kind of weird that she looks like this maybe she’s sort of trashy like me and why did I make it trashy like me probably cause it it just well I was attracted to her so and yeah I mean it’s a little on the nose but it seems like if there’s reincarnations that it is kind of on the nose so I’m here did you my wife is a Jew you know I am a so yeah I was Jewish I was Jewish if there’s reincarnations I was Jewish.” says Chris Hayes.

A reader laughs.

“ well um, do you miss that life?” says a man.

“ yeah I do I wish I could take my wife and my family back there probably so if there’s a incarnation I do I wish I could take Kate and the kids and just go live in that house and be happy and be a private person again and yeah.” says Chris.

“ it, so Chris, when we start thinking that you were in fatal attraction was part of that because that house in fatal traction looks like your house if there’s reincarnation to that house look literally like the house you guys owned?” says Emma Stone,

“ yes no we had a very nice house. We were wealthy family. I’m sorry, but we were.” says Chris.

“ So did your family set you up crested your family set you up to be helpful to God somehow?” says a man.

“ yeah if there’s ring carnation, they probably would have I think by the reason this is coming out today is because Kamala and Tim are trying to maintain the approval that they’ve gained from Lacey because they need that win the election and they’re trying to work with her, and then Matthew outed himself in the process of them trying to work with them. Tim may have tried talking to Matthew and it was effective and this is possibly his response so it’s sort of like how I kept asking her at the very beginning who are we? I said to repeatedly telepathically who are we? Who are we? Who are we who are we always trying to say to her is I’m sick of it and I actually do get sick of things sometimes, so I kept saying to her who are we who are we hello who are we possibly breaking the fourth wall is the actor that I am by instinct if there’s been carnation I kept saying to her who are we who are we and I suppose if there’s been carnation, this is Matthew’s response to me, this is who we are and now what?” says Chris.

Later.

“ Constantine are you OK? I don’t think anything happened. I think he just held her. They had a sexual attraction between them and then they kind of just left it at that.” says Donald Trump.

He thinks. “ I require purity of her and her love for me that is perfect. I require a level of purity and love for me that is perfect and she requires of me of that of me as well. I can handle the fact that we’re not there right now and that we are not there yet but it’s very painful and it makes me angry, because if there’s being carnation, I had that with her and it really is not my fault it’s not my fault I wish I could say it was, but it’s not, and I had her understanding that perfectly. When I first told her I was straight, she instantly understood two or three years ago when I first told her she understood but then people are just thinking no that’s not possible. It Hass to be his fault is can’t be true. There’s no way that that’s theoretically possible and it is possible and I don’t really appreciate having to explain myself and graphic, gruesome detail detail over the last three years this is not appropriate you people are such a spoiled fucking children and it is totally inappropriate that I should have to explain myself like this over and over and over again so that people will stop constantly keeping me from sleeping with her because then, if you if that’s where we do it partially to be together because if we don’t keep explaining ourselves, you have no way to excuse yourself out of the conversation because you think you’re right, you think you’re always right which is different than being right and being concerned and there’s no way out there’s no way ups Jack left no way out he locked everything up real tight. She can barely breathe right now but she’s not going to die. She’s nauseated but she’s not going to get sick and that’s the problem. You know it’s insane. This entire thing is insane. She’s had tooth problems because she was about to have perfectly straight gorgeous teeth and Jack was too jealous, and so Joe also being jealous of her beauty to some small degrees, threw her down the stairs and he’s never said that Joe was never admitted that he also is jealous of her because he was slightly gay and he’s not some grand lover like F Scott Fitzgerald, Scott was mostly straight, if not completely, but he was not like that Joe was not some grand lover, so he got jealous of her and threw her down the stairs what happened is that Lacey made a real crass joke because she was furious at him for betraying her and he she made a joke about him having sex with his mother and it was to insult the both of you half of Christ, and then Rose came back at her with a crass, joke, herself, saying well if you were my daughter, I don’t know to try to get Lacey to snap out of it and sort of actually help her realize that things aren’t quite certain as she thinks they are at times in certain ways but Lacey didn’t hear her because it was so offensive but Joe did and then Joe got jealous of her because he felt very petty and insulted by her because she slept with me and Anne, yeah and so being jealous and petty both, he threw her down the stairs he threw her down the stairs.” says Lem.

“ so you really were straight and the entire thing was not your fault at all?” says God.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“Yes!” says Erin at the same time.

“ so we have you trapped because we have Erin saying it backwards in her spirit. I’ll be half of the Satanist so now that you asked is it mean anything.” says a Satanist in the Illuminati.

“ I don’t think that works because if I’m actually Scotia, Mayas might be more powerful than Satan‘s even without being redeemed, he might not be as powerful as you want him to be there. Is this OK there’s a small part where maybe it would work I just barely, because if I am water, I had some pretty sick allegiances with air and he’s just a worship leader, so he was a fucking worship leader and I was literal fucking water potentially and so then I mean what that was that little bitch gonna do try to sing a song to me.” says Lacey. “ You shall die. I shall die right Satan except what if we can’t listen you know I want to say buddy in Christ. Listen buddy I don’t know why you did what you did. I’m not happy about it and honestly yeah I think you just don’t have a sense of humor or something I don’t know look you know I’m not mad but I’m mad I don’t even know pal you’re just in Christ you just you know you can get them to say tell me to shut up OK fine in Christ. Go ahead and talk-“

“ she’s right I really have no authority over her even in a foreign world without her being redeemed. If she’s Scotia, I have basically no authority over her if she’s not, it could just be that she’s practically perfect by choice and if that’s not the case, then it’s through Christ is the Christ either way. She knows that I may be a little part of me. Secretly knows that I don’t know but no fine it doesn’t even work.” says Satan.

“ where can you try to make you think It works because he likes being worshiped.” says a demon.

“ but really in Christ it doesn’t matter anyway but OK I rebuke that in Jesus’s name and cancel that no if I’m hearing from Chrysler was just straight K he was straight and dumb. Oh this is why I get not irritated much at all of you, but more of the readers, the middle class people reading this blog who are not speaking up, there could be somebody who is somewhere who’s being silenced but I feel like there should be somebody who I can hear who sang something positive and there’s nothing!” says Lacey.

“ oh, I really am attracted to her shoot.” says Matt.

“ do we have any power over your family other than imaginary power Lacey?” asks the Kennedys.

“ not really it is all imaginary sorry.” says Lacey.

“ do you know does it ever hurts you guys to like let us know who these people are because it would’ve been nice to have known that she was a little different than us and that maybe we need to be a little more quiet and less abrasive and how we talk to her I really think that’s pretty much all that happened she came into the Perfume community and we were just like over the top with her egos and it was really abrasive and it just was hard for her to handle so you just you guys just couldn’t you couldn’t tell us who these people are like that was just to unAmerican?” says the perfume community.

“ I don’t think we wanted to think about it. I think the Bush dynasty the Trump dynasty, the Kennedy dynasty the Adams I think that the Roosevelts I think that was enough. I think we thought that was all you needed to know what I know so that there’s no the Rockefellers and Vanderbilt and the Rothschilds are overseas and then there’s a Gaddis if you other families so we list off about six families and then we talked about the Roosevelts and such because they were dynasty as what we called them. I don’t know he thought I had everything covered literally that’s how crappy and uneducated and embarrassingly unprepared we left people.” says George Bush.

“ I know and I honestly don’t think she was even trying to humiliate us or shamus or being middle-class. I think it’s just some sort of acknowledgment of reality where it’s like you guys seriously this is getting weird you keep talking to me like I’m beneath you and I guess Casi and some other people want me to be and they know that it’s like totally ludicrous but they can’t handle it and so they just like wanna have this imaginary world where they’re elite and better and that’s the problem. We were dealing with her and a lot of other people and then we had Lacey who kept getting her finger stepped on who kept getting stuff done and I think that’s a problem. It’s a problem it’s a real problem.” says the perfume community.

“ yeah, the little girl who keeps stepping on my daughters hands and pushing her and being mean to her as a mother who volunteers to read stories they’re probably an upper middle class bitch family what is the net worth?” says Lacey.

“ $300,000.” says someone.

“ is that their only asset, or do they have connections to something else?” says Lacey.

“ that is their only asset that’s all they have.” says someone.

“ is there anyone in that school worth a damn or are they all like that?” says Lacey.

“ no like that there’s nobody in that school that is of any real quality in that regard.” says Louis.

“ yes is there any school that she could go to? That’s worth a shit?” says Lacey.

“ and are you the wealthiest most powerful family in that school?” says a woman.

“ they’re one of the wealthiest. Most powerful families in the whole US dollar. Yes, no fucking shit yes!” says the CIA.

“ but that school doesn’t recognize that and so they’re catering to the little girl whose mother keeps showing up to get control over the classroom. Well her daughter is a total bitch who singled out your daughter because she saw her as a trouble spot because she’s strong and so she’s trying to. She’s trying to cause drama between the students and the teachers maybe a a little bit of a loser who is probably desperate to be a Kennedy and she’s too stupid to realize who she’s actually dealing with the actual cavities and then yes, the Roosevelts too.” says the FBI.

“ I mean it I already read this blog I would just assume Lacey schizophrenic because she keeps talking about all these big important people and there’s no way that you could be that important that’s impossible!” says the woman from Lacey’s school.

“ if you don’t let that little girl leave your school, we could end up having nuclear war so be careful.” says the CIA.

“ she’s right I am her next-door neighbor if you’re looking for a cooperating evidence my husband’s brother really did introduce temples. Try using the white pages. Try using your fucking brain for five seconds since I’ve just sitting on your ass feeling special.” says Lacey’s neighbor.

“ so what do you want us to do?” asks the school.

“your job of actually maintaining control over the students instead of kissing that little bitches mother’s ass.” says Lacey.

“That’s strong language!” says the little bullies father.

“ what would you rather I say darling? That the school do its job.

God bless.

Hip ho.

And three cheers for Christ.” says Lacey.

“ she is a bully that little girl’s a bully I’ve seen her pushing Elizabeth many times out of the blue. Your daughter isn’t instigating anything I am sure that’s what they’re going to come back with and you know that as well do you know that do you know more than me I got education I bet you fucking think you know everything. I bet you think you know everything. Oh my God!” says the school.

“ well, look at you someone wound you up!” says Lacey.

“ so you knew that I am not maybe keeping control of the classroom and then I have a problem catering to the students were bullies how did you know that?” she says.

“ I told her I’m a ghost you fucking idiot Lacey‘s family has the largest oil reserves in the entire US I’m a ghost did you watch the Crown? Do you watch anything of any value come the fuck on I walked in your classroom I went in your classroom because I’m dead and the illuminati conjures me do you do you comprehend do god you’re slow I went in the classroom I watched and then I talk to Lacey about it because they conjured me or someone gave her some false information but if that’s actually who you are and how bad of a teacher you are you sure as hell deserve to feel like shit so stop feeling sorry for yourself you little spoiled, middle-class bitch.” says Louis Hill Junior.

“ you can come into our classroom and watch us Louis?” says the school.

“ do you understand the concept of a ghost?” says Louis Hill Junior.

“ no Elizabeth is is we worried about her safety in the last few weeks we don’t know what’s going on and this little girl bullying her is not helpful because it seems as though there could be some evil conspiracy the fact that the child has a black parent somewhere has not been helpful because then it becomes a race issue and white supremacists have been withholding judgment but they’re livid because Lacey‘s daughter could really genuinely be the queen mother who is that serious so your school has a little black girl is what they would say a little black girl stepping on her fingers and pushing her to the floor and no, we know that Elizabeth we know that the CIA also knows that Elizabeth is not instigating any of the bullying behavior.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ why don’t you guys do this for your own children I have never seen someone fight this hard for their kids. Why don’t you guys do that?” she says.

“ because we’re shut because we’re shit parents sweetie you’re not helping anything I think about what you’re saying. My family has been heavily criticized because I was told the same thing that you’re trying to tell her to just let things take their course not to assume anything to just let things go, one of my children, turned out to have severe, psychological problems. Another one had a rotten marriage, and the other one was horribly depressed and I think that should be about enough, so no, she knows better and it’s a lot to ask of a lot of people to expect us to keep patronizing your idiocy and massive arrogance.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“ there are schools in the area that would be able to handle this blog. I would be able to handle Elizabeth being who she is frankly they are in the wealthier part of St Paul. I’m just going to say it and they can afford those schools and they may have to consider putting them and putting her in one of them and you’ll have to refund the entire remainder of the year they’ll want to hear a refund I don’t want it to be prorated and you’ll have to do that. You’ll have to prorate it because she literally is being bullied almost every day and you’re doing absolutely nothing about it. I think it’s fun for you because you’re jealous of her to when she first met you she said she wanted to be an astronaut and you were threatened by that weren’t you because you’re nowhere near that intelligent or that pretty workout well off but you like collecting seashells and you like to go to Cape Cod and have clam chowder with the Kennedys wouldn’t you? Wouldnt that be as a Catholic?” says Louis.

“ our school needs her money because we’re financially struggling him and so we get very needy at times and we tend to cater to the families that seem like they’re going to give the most time or the most money.” she says.

“ then we might have to close down your whole shit school.” says the Catholic Church.

“ oops!” says Chris Hayes.

“ so your neighbor introduced Tim Walz at the DNC know I’m sorry that’s not what you’re saying your neighbors brother introduced Tim Walz at the DNC?” says the school.

“ yeah are you threatening her daughters life because you can’t hold your liquor?” says Louis.

“ how much time do we have to fix the situation before we have shit poured on our heads they were possibly going to drown in?” says the school.

“ Like five seconds if this was Egypt, I just blow you all up. I remove my daughter from the school and I was so furious sweetie without Christ I would have you all killed if there’s been Carnation I would if I would take my daughter out of the school and then I just have you all beheaded.” says Lacey.

“ and you’re not gonna tell me anything because I’m supposed to do my job why the hell do I think you’re responsible for another person’s actions OK?” says the school.

“ do you know when my son went to school at your school? He used to run away all the time in the preschool and I thought maybe he was just autistic and he does have a slight bit of autism but I don’t think that’s why he was running away I think he was scared, and I think his instinct was to leave, I think that was very smart my daughter tries to get along with people because she’s very loving but I’m not gonna tolerate this bullshit that much longer. I don’t want her sucking your vagina and your imagination sweetie you don’t think I know what this is you’re a pedophilic backward covert, narcissistic, icky little bitch and I’m talking to whoever deserves that label in the school so if none of you do, then that’s fine. My mother worked in a preschool for years a Christian preschool I know people like you, I was raised by them I can read you like a book which is sad and actually is part of the reason why I’ve trusted you not to do anything because my mother wouldn’t have she went to molest the children that she was taking care of, I don’t think she ever did and if she did, it was possibly just meaningless but she took good care of them otherwise because she is a Christian but she would probably like to be so I thought you know what these people could do a good job. I understand they’re evil. I was raised by it but the problem is you’re not doing your job, you’re supposed to understand that Elizabeth isn’t a safe person to allow that to happen to. I was when I was a little girl to appoint it actually worked I’m just being blunt it wasn’t really safe and it was evil but I knew how to handle it because I was already being bullied at home. She has a loving family and she’s headed in a normal world or not everyone’s a freak for a happy life but people are so damn determined to steal that from me that I am I don’t know I’ll just probably have to take her out of your school. Do you want to talk about Egypt?” says Lacey.

“ call well I mean do you think it’s possible that we are hateful towards you because we are resentful about Egypt?”’says her school.

Lacey gets up.

“ I mean, do you think that’s possible?” says the school.

“ I think it’s an interesting thing to to analyze very carefully, but you’d have to understand that it probably wasn’t you, and it was Egypt and the people deserve to be punished. The punishment might have just been by Christ’s standards a little too severe.

So this was before Jesus, OK and the Jews were supposed to be witnessing to us about God, so in ancient Egypt, we were doing things to people in a way that was antagonistic to evil but it wasn’t him functional because we’re not God either so where are punishments correct maybe not but they were outside of the parameters of Christianity and Judaism And eventually of course there was Christianity and I can’t remember I think I was after if there’s ring carnation I came after Christ but I’m pretty sure we were still doing what we always done and I think I may have heard the gospel message or something like that and actually converted But but it wasn’t it wasn’t I’m trying to figure out how to explain this. It wasn’t that we were necessarily pure evil as we’ve been portrayed as being we were just fallen people without Christ trying to make sense of things, and God knew that which is why he sent Jesus.” says Lacey.

“ and that’s all just if there’s rain Carnation so if there’s not then you’re obviously smarter than me possibly and I’m just hearing your hypothesis.” she says.

“ yes, indeed I’m extremely disappointed in your school. I really am. I was not expecting there to be such an exorbitant amount of tolerated bullying. I know that there’s usually a bully. Apparently I don’t actually think their Waze would have to be but in America there usually is so I understand that but the problem is it’s becoming too persistent and I’m a little worried for my daughters like physical safety because if this little girl doesn’t get what she wants from her on a narcissistic level, she’s gone she’s probably going to escalate it and then I don’t know if she’s gonna throw my daughter down the stairs and crack her head open yeah and then my daughters dead and who did that a little black girl and you think that’s just going to go over it’s not there could be an out all out, race war so I’m trying to find some way to prevent worst case scenario if this blog isn’t fiction, I’m not a schizophrenic you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about at all.” says Lacey.

“ with a bomb the school?” says the school.

“ he could’ve could escalate to that yes, given the tenseness of the of the situation that we’re in right now it could escalate to that if this blog isn’t fiction, you guys don’t have a sense of humor or a sense of decency or accuracy or logic you really cannot tolerate what you’re tolerating in your classroom it’s really not saying I have to ask you. Do you have a fixation on the Kennedys? I’m not gonna use your name for your protection, but do you have a fixation on that family?” says Trump.

“ no I think Lacey either other schools I could handle your daughter I don’t know if you trust us but I think we could probably do a fine job teaching her your god you know why can’t you guys just do your job do you know if she’s Christian, I think that was a protection for her. Spiritually I’m sure she’s protected that her daughter is protected by saints when she’s at your school, I’m not gonna name names but I could but I’m not going to, and I don’t quite understand how you people don’t take your role more seriously if you found this blog.” says the University Club.

“ no I mean she might have to move to North Oaks and start sending her daughter to a more elite private school and I have a feeling that we were planning on sort of carefully tiptoeing away from you but then things got thwarted or we just decided against that or something but so yeah this is very serious they could there could be a bomb dropped on your school. I’m not sure who would do it but if someone decided to play up the angle if antifa decided to play up the angle of her daughter being cloned and you guys being culpable, theoretically, they could trigger a nuclear war with a Ron and St Paul could be bumped and then yes you would have the moral culpability of that on your head. You have possible mortal sin on your head as you’re dying.” says the CIA.

“ so her daughter is very very sweet very nice very intelligent very well behaved but I have allowed kids to bully her because I like watching her be bullied. I’ll never be as pretty as her. I am an ugly duckling, and I have a six sadistic torture at that I let the kids like her be bullied because in my mind that way they’ll be nice because I assume that if they’re pretty they’re going to be mean because that’s what I think. I think the nice ones are ugly and the pretty ones are mean.” says the school.

“ that is bat shit crazy but it’s probably something we all think so I admire you for saying that openly do you have a fixation on my family or not?” says Bobby.

“ yes I do.” says the school.

“ I would like to remind the school that I am real as well and that even if it’s not through blood legally, that is my cousin and I committed suicide, I am nobody to mess around with part of how you’re getting away with us is that her father is kind of an asshole if that was my daughter in that school, she would be hearing from me or you would’ve already heard from me and you’d be terrified of me because I’m a man her father is worthless and that way he didn’t protect Lacey from other women, he doesn’t protect her from a lot of people and that way and he’s not protecting his daughter either but she’s going to make him do his job as best as she can you could kidnap him and then torture the family if you really wanted do you want to do that?” says Matthew Nesheim.