0:33 of Summer Overture by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays. And the song plays on from there.
“Honestly I’m not in control of this right now. I’ve been mostly watching for a while and I’m getting lost. I’ve been manipulating them controlling them and harming them for like centuries and even I’m getting a little lost. I’ve gotta be real with you.” says Satan to God.
“Let’s just-let’s just talk.
I have a feeling that JD is really trying to fight with Matthew right now. It is not something that Lacey has anything to do with if all of this is real so I’m just curious and am trusting that God could be using Lacey to make you tell the truth…umm…are you confused by it like the relationship between Lacey in Lem or no?” asks Jerry Seinfeld of Satan.
“No they’re really what you would call a twin flame. So they’re together for eternity.” says Satan.
“What are you mostly confused by right now?” says Jerry Seinfeld.
“JD was a Christian.
I thought I was pretty sure it was sincere at some point. It seemed pretty sincere. So like I can’t 100% guarantee it but it was pretty certain and I’ve never seen someone be this way who’s ever had Jesus in their heart towards another Christian. OK that’s a lie I possibly have seen it. I possibly have seen it but it’s very rare.” says Satan to Jerry Seinfeld.
“What is he doing that is so different?” says Jerry Seinfeld.
“He seems like a very dark, incredibly demon possessed person who is almost like a psychopath who would go around murdering people. That’s the psychology of a murdering psychopath who is like demon possessed. Like in the film No Country For Old Men. That’s what he’s acting like. that’s his psychology right now and it scares me because I’ve never seen someone be that evil who’s like him. Why would that scare me? Because when stuff like that happens it makes me wonder if it’s the end. Read some Christian theology…umm…because he’s not supposed to be that dark. I don’t know where it came from necessarily. I have theories, but I don’t have a great lead on where that incredible darkness came from and umm…he could’ve-he could’ve had some psychopathic traits his whole life that he’s just kept hidden but he’s been very deceptive if that’s true…umm…to the point where even I have a hard time completely seeing it…Lacey suspects it has something to do with some kind of like his mother? That he’s a drug addict but that- And that’s why he goes around accusing people of being drug addicts all of the time because he’s kind of like his mom but he doesn’t understand that part of himself. At least that’s Lacey‘s theory that he’s kind of like his mother.
See she was into hard-core heavy drugs, and before it was popular in the way, and I wonder if that’s part of his make-up of his mind, and I wonder if money is like heroin for him, and power is like heroin for him and so he’s kind of got to fix himself constantly in terms of his sense of authority and power and prestige and that’s where I get lost though because then why is he attacking her? You could argue that a lot of people have that problem but then a lot of those people just ignore her or work with her. I don’t quite understand why he’s attacking Lacey, that was a very weird decision that night, if there’s telepathy, the night of the debate. He just went like loco on her ass and I don’t understand where the fuck that came from. I really don’t. It could’ve been from Jack and it could’ve been some-
He could he- OK this is another theory that I just came up with that he could be being possessed by some dead Asian overlord and umm because of agreements that he’s made in his spirit it’s possible that he’s being possessed by both a dead Asian tyrant and a demon. So what do you guys think of that theory? It also dovetails really well with her theory that he’s just after money and prestige.” says Satan.
“Oh my gosh this blog makes so much sense right now. It’s really shitty the way she writes. I am so much better at writing and it never sounds real and the most stupid thing is she clearly believes it…but I’m starting to wonder if she’s talking to the daemonic or maybe some deep-by ghost or something. I don’t know because I feel like there’s something spiritual about that, and it’s really hard for me to imagine her having a brain…but maybe she has been kind of smart on occasion and that works? Too bad it’s just so shitty everywhere.” say (many) Messiah College students.
“I am the Messiah College students!” says JD Vance being held down by JFK who’s laughing at him, for fun. ‘I am not JD Vance. Oh whoops- I’m not supposed to say that!’
Too bad.” says JFK.
“You know your problem JD is that you’re like 100%- No like 1,000,000,000% convinced that she’s desperately desiring you. And Usha is convinced of that too. You remind me of Chris Hayes and his wife. You guys are like super convinced that she’s like so aroused by you that she’s losing her mind and would have like a hard-on if she was a guy.” says an Illuminati witch.
“Like-like a rock! Like you guys are so certain of that that it’s honestly-“ says JFK.
“It’s embarrassing, but you tell yourself that it’s not because you’re elite and that it’s real because we’ve coached you to trust yourself a little too much JD.” says an Illuminati witch.
“Umm…I think you misunderstood her compliment to you. She said you were attractive sweetie. She never said that she wanted to sleep with you. She said she could but she didn’t say that she wanted to.” a dead Greatest Generation man says to JD Vance.
“Yeah you’re not getting away that quickly.” says Lacey to JD.
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