“I’m Dead” says Britney Spears. by Lem

Tangerine by The Dave Brubeck Quartet plays.

“Lacey is…not me. And…I’m dead.” says Britney.

Kathy’s Waltz by The Dave Brubeck Quartet plays.

“Who’s taking your place?” says an Englishman.

“An actress.

My ‘owners’ killed me. About three years ago. It was no big deal. They just shot me full of ah…the stuff they put in ‘lethal injections.’ Poisons.” says Britney.

“When?” asks Madonna.

“December. Three years ago. In December.” says Britney.

“So they didn’t clone you?” asks a reader.

“No. They did. If cloning is possible. But if it’s not…they just replaced me with an actress.” says Britney.

Look-A-Here by Ramsey Lewis Trio plays.

“Are you okay!?” asks a man.

“No. I’m not in Hell. But…I made a lot of evil choices.” says Britney.

“So…the world is missing you?” asks a reader.

“Ahh…things are worse. If I’m dead. Yes. I was possibly protecting all of you. If there’s an Illuminati. I was a protective force in my generation. …I was evil. But I was also good. And…people listened to me. But…I’m gone now. So…” says Britney.

“Okay. Thanks.” says a reader.

“Sure!” says Britney.