“Kate” by Lem

The Girl From Ipanema as performed by Stan Getz & Jaoa Gilberto plays.

“That’s Lacey.” says Lem.

The song ends.

“There’s some psychic in this house right now who is blonde and average looking? I am so fucking sick of being called gay and I am so fucking sick of people not believing me when I tell them that my wife’s ass is amazing.” says Lem Billings.

“Don’t worry I gave her ice cream with chocolate sauce, and a brownie before anyone started attacking her.” says Demi Moore.

“Are you guys trying to aggravate me to get evps or something?“ says Lacey.

“Possibly.” says a woman.

“I feel like she looks like Midge from Vertigo. And it’s weird because I do slightly resemble Kim Novak but I’m not sure why they would think Midge would hate me. I’m actually possibly friends with Barbara Bel Geddes. Oh, and I would’ve thought that was understood years ago.

Kim Novak and I do have a resemblance to each other, but we’re not like twins by any means even if there’s a slight resemblance. I look a tiny bit like Tippi Hedren, but I look more like Kim Novak but I don’t think- I don’t hate Barbara Bel Geddes or Midge. If anything I have empathy for those characters and those people.” says Lacey.

The song starts over.

A woman who died in the Florida condo collapse smiles. Dances to the music. She’s happy. She smiles.

“Why didn’t we let her in. Why didn’t we let her in. I don’t get it.” she says to women born after 1956.

Silence.

“ I just I don’t understand my daughters generation didn’t let her in. They treat her like she was a lesbian, my generation cared, and you could never figure out how to do it, and it seems like women who were born in the greatest generation and the silent generation treated her like she was their age even when she was like 12 and so that’s who might’ve been messed up but I don’t know it was it I don’t think it was just that it was like they just automatically treated her like she was one of them and I think there was some cattiness in that too and you’re at the same time they actually did let her it, especially that starlets like Ginger. Rogers actually let her in, but then she just became one of their generation.” says the woman.

“ end, it might be the men from our generation, let her in as our best friend, but we never explained it to ourselves. We just let her be our Potočnik best friend?” says Chris.

“ yes.” says a man.

“ did she wanna be your platonic friend or is that just always what you guys made her?” says a woman.

“ yeah no I doubt it she didn’t want to be everyone’s best friend. She just ended up being that and she was hurt by it but I don’t think she was an incel she was just hurt.” says Lem.

“ are you is trying to talk to my sister Kate, and you’re suddenly being inundated by ghost hunters from the future?” says Kate’s sister.

“ oh, yes!” says Lem.

“ do you know the problem Camela is when they stopped trying to assassinate me they’re going to assassinate you next .” says Donald Trump.

“ do you think if they killed you or if I win they’re gonna try coming after me?” says Kamala.

“ I certainly think so.” says Donald Trump.

“Why?” says Kamala.

“ beak ha ha’s because because of that they’re just being so much unrest. People are miserable.” says Donald Trump.

“ oh, yeah that’s possible.” she says.

The news plays sports. “That’s as close as it will get.” says Donald Trump quoting the sportscaster.

“They play awesome defense.” says Lacey.

“We’ll be back home.” says Lem.

The commercials play.

“Jack why are you not mad at people who have love who are together right now? Why are you mad at Lem for being confused?” yells a psychic.

“See that lady on the news right now that we’re listening to that’s Sarah Michelle Gellar from the future.” says Donald Trump laughing.

“I’m just mad because Lem is supposed to be mine and I am too dumb to realize that it’s impossible and that it doesn’t even mean anything.” says JFK. 

“Jack were you asexual?” asks a psychic from 2260? (that’s Anderson Cooper being hopeful)

“I was slightly asexual. I don’t really understand certain things to be honest but not like completely but no, I was slightly.” says JFK.

“You were asexual Jack?” says a woman.

“My hyper fixation on sex of all sorts partially came from an inability to understand it and enjoy it in a normal way, but it wasn’t like I was completely asexual just slightly.” says JFK.

“So you’re trying to talk to my sister?” says Kate’s sister.