The illuminati has capitulated the fact that Lacey may genuinely be a female version of Sean Connery on SNL. She does seem to have a good sense of humor about herself, but hold on he might have too. that doesn’t mean that they have a sort of awareness of what they look like and I suspect that he is been rather embarrassed, watching her and rather fascinated, and at times a little too flattered to the point of feeling embarrassed.
She is also also Egyptian and there’s something that a Gyptian have women have of some sort of what the Westwood call subservience would they would call just being a woman of a sort of way about her. It’s hard to explain. It’s just weird weird weird if there’s not genetic super natural things if there’s not reincarnations, but if there is the know, she’s such Gyptian slightly, and, we’ve had to realize today that Muslim men may have had a leg up on us this whole time if they thought they somehow understood her intuitively.
She is edgy she is dangerous yeah but at least you’re a western man that’s what they look like but then it’s like at the end of the day. She’s often in submission to her husband and God and so it’s like the buck stops with her husband, her father and God and sometimes her brother and it’s it’s very hard for the west to except that.
But that is just who they are, they would say they’re Scandinavian women like that too, though if there’s not ring carnation.
Which could be why Mohamed Al-Fayed thought that Scandinavian women were preferable. But we’re not convinced that he wasn’t just picking up on some tendency for Egyptian women to reincarnate as Scandinavians.
And if that’s true, he may have just thought that I don’t know they just wanted to be blonde and he might’ve thought that was sort of lovely and cherished that. Lacey does not seem to think she looks good with blue eyes and I think he was think that women should be allowed to decide those things and I think he would hope that not all of the Middle East is hateful towards women I think he would say that he’s not And that he he feels as though the whole Middle East should be careful not to be.
Even if there is reincarnation, Lacey would still insist that Christ is God and that floors a lot that floors a lot of people.
Oh, where determine determine Lacey into a Christian martyr? And we’ve we’ve been trying to get a lot of people to attack her so try again.
That didn’t work the way she thought it would. I think she thinks when she’s being challenged by Satan or something that she keeps denying Christ so if she does, she’s genuinely sorry you should all worship Jesus you should all worship Jesus it’s not a joke.
And the reason why she’s hesitated is because she’s worried about leaving her children without her, because she suspects that if you kill her that her kids will be molested or brutally attacked so her choice was potentially between saying, Jesus was Lord in a more forceful way, or saying it, please peacefully and staying alive to protect her children’s life. Yes, those are the options at the illuminati has offered her repeatedly.
Hey, why did we do that because MSNBC and a lot of other liberals, including me, Bobby Kennedy, who is trying to write this with her even though she’s really low on writing it and saw other people were determined to prove to her that she was full of shit about social class.
Part of was wrong is that when she keeps saying you should worship Jesus weird things are manifesting instead of her being killed like Sean, Connery, and other ghosts or demons and that’s not what she expected to experience.
So it’s possible that we actually have been faking her out or if we have been trying to turn her into a Christian murder it’s not working, but it seems more like a bizarro demonic attack on her ass because every time she fights, this spirit and her spirit it is literally like Sean Connery starts literally manifesting and that doesn’t make sense.
We may be that evil, but we could also be that stupid and you should worship Jesus and she is quite serious.
She’s not hyper spiritual. She’s an actual Christian and she’s quite fervent and it’s just pure evil what we’ve done to her.
So we are realizing that were in a fight with Sean Connery as a woman essentially and so we’ve decided to start talking to her like she is a female version of him to argue about social class I think Kate you’ve got to realize that’s who she is take? What happen with your husband seriously but realize that you’re hearing a very brutal truthful version of it and it might not be exactly. How he would Explain it to you. 
“Turn off.” says a reader.
“Yeah, you can’t turn this off.” says Sean Connery.
OK so now that we have gotten that established.
I just we feel like Aaron is explained and we don’t entirely understand why you don’t get it it just seems like it’s about perception.
“ but perception has to be based on some thing.” says Lacey.
I mean, she’s right, it does.
But perception is subjective.
“ only to a point and then there’s just objective reality that can be scientifically verified.” says Lacey.
“Turn off.” says a reader.
OK, but then people can avoid scientific truth smart Lacey.
“ only to a point, and then the truth hits them in the face and they fall flat on their back. It’s called survival of the fittest.” says Lacey.
Silence.
Fine so then there’s probably some objective reality that can be verified through monetary accounts and social understandings but what are those social understandings?
“ things that can be verified by scientific fact.” says Lacey.
OK, so case in point for me would be LC Hill, Elsie Hill people perceive her as being upper class old money does she gains that authority over people?
“ excellent and then when things fall apart overtime and there’s huge social unrest because she wasn’t who she pretended to be what I am saying becomes true and your whole family looks like an asshole.” says Lacey.
And what if that’s not true.
“ then it Hass to be modified over time and people will start making an understanding in their head of what I’ve tried to explain and if you say is that she married up she was in lower middle class Scandinavia in America not my family and then overtime people realize that, and forgive her for being crass, or misunderstanding something.” says Lacey.
So it’s a temporary misunderstanding of reality that we pay dearly for.
“ yes duh, no shit dear yes.” says Lacey.
OK, so then what about Aaron? What it? What is Aaron if if what you’re saying is true what is Erin?
“ yeah, I have spiced wine and grilled chicken downstairs and I’m hungry but I shall try to concentrate.
Oh right umm…Erin is… she’s fascinating. She’s sort of like a geisha.
She’s not really a lady, she’s not really titled, but that being said she is a geisha, possibly in a sense. But is that being said she’s not a lady she has no break at all. She can’t use her rank at all. That being said she does have a rink but it’s very nebulous or very very complicated because it’s sort of it’s sort of like it’s who she’s with, but that’s not him and so it’s just very nebulous and she’s sort of as excepted. it’s almost like an artist of sorts, but she’s used sex appeal with her bright red lipstick and her painted eyes in her witty humor. She’s used sex, appeal , even if she didn’t marry someone.
Look, if she wore stuff like that to the office if she were stuff like that outside, it would still possibly work for her to have that as her personal aesthetic, and not have it end up being something sexual but the fact that she appeared that way all the time Even before she was famous it, it became sexual to people because adults are sexual and so it ended up that she became certification. She could fight that she could’ve thought that she could’ve thought. Why are people sexualizing me why is everyone sexualizing me I don’t like this this is just my style, but by being sort of coy and witty and charming and maybe overly charming it became it it didn’t it’s just it was not enough of a fight and then it’s either a mistake or she actually is dishonest and I think she did use sex even if she’s not married I could be wrong about this. This is just my estimation, but I would say she’s sort of a geisha
That isn’t necessarily what she does in the bedroom she could be very evil in that way or if she could actually be a prostitute but it’s possible she could really be monogamous with her husband, but then still have that title in a sense because of her overall choice, and how she lives her life. Where does that put her? I would ask her where do you want your ring to fall you could keep hovering about like a sort of witty butterfly of sex theoretically, for the rest of your life dabbling and being fantastic at posh parties, but if that’s not really who you want to be where do you want it to fall just pick a place one of your locations anywhere.” says Lacey.
The MSNBC studio.
“ let me think about that for a minute.
I would say you are new money upper class artist I would say you’re the intellectual I’m sorry to be rude, but pseudo-intellectual version of SNL, so sort of the pseudo-intellectual version of SNL. I’m sorry that’s my opinion so based upon that I would yeah I would say your upper upper class old no upper class new money, but within the context of you being an artist of sorts.” says Lacey.
“ I miss you I would just feel like I’m superior to that because I think that’s kind of what I am too.” says Chris Hayes.
“ and you are a not superior to me but and you are yeah upper class new muddy I don’t think that you’re superior to me necessarily let me think about it. No you’re not superior to me. I’m sorry it doesn’t work. You’re just not you’re not superior to anyone in my family even people who lived off food stamps because they chose to have 15 children and be a pastor.” says Lacey.
“ so there’s no way to move into the upper class old money and that’s just a farce?” says Erin.
“ Tim Walz has done it almost it’ll be interesting to see what his kids are like but it’s not impossible to do. It’s just very difficult.” says Lacey.
“ and how would I have moved up into old money?” says Erin.
“ with your personality it’s not possible it’s not possible and you can’t be old buddy you just can’t. I’m sorry I’m sorry it is a harsh truth, but it would basically be impossible. You have to severely modify yourself psychologically somehow and like alter your worldview it’s really become of that and I don’t think you’d want to do that so then it’s just not possible.” says Lacey.
“ before you start going off about the Irish let me straighten you out I was old money I did it so did the Fitzgerald‘s and Scott’s family to be honest with you it’s easier to become old money when you stay in the Midwest if you do it the right way if you do it the right way it seems like a lot of people think they’re old money and they’re not let me clarify that I’m James J Hill don’t try to compete with Lacey and I just because you had one judge and your family 100 billion years ago. There are people who have some people of note in their family like baseball players, or judges for poor people in a slum that’s not impressive. Get over yourself.
That being said, I don’t know why that’s such a shameful thing because a lot of those people are still upper middle class and well-off yeah. So then your problem is an ego issue sweetie if you’re rich and you’re offended by her superiority to you just go fuck yourself because you’re a criminal asshole if you can’t handle that which is exactly why you’re a piece of shit from the gutter if you can’t handle that.
If there’s a woman reading this, I’ve seen you I’m not impressed with your family. It’s total fucking bullshit. You’ve insulted her background more than once at. I think you’re her dentist and I think she’s probably gonna have to go somewhere else to get her teeth cleaned her dumb ass dentist told her oh I had a judge in my family in a slum and Chicago but she didn’t say it was a slut but Lacey knew that it was and then she’s like my father was an attorney and my mother worked in an office. Do you read the blog? Do you have oil money know she sure as fuck doesn’t and then she moved to West Bloomington and insulted the school system, your school system in Chicago was fucking shit compared to Bloomington in the 1990s and you know that her school produced Ivy League scholars you’re a middle-class dentist. Oh my God.
I’ll kill you if you can’t get out of the way and let her move over to another dentist I will fucking kill you. You little Irish scum bucket!
I watched you and how you take care of her and your little shit office you’re a con artist. Yes, your whole fucking business is shit isn’t it because you’re not as bright as you think you are and you’re jack ass little drug addict father and you’re a little bitch mom who can barely keep things straight in her head because that’s what it looks like to me, so that’s not reality delight not right.
Yeah, I’m James J Hill. She’s channeling the actual James J Hill right now using my son and my grandson had to deal with people like you who wanted to get shit out of us all the time we kill people at times because they were impossible to deal with most people at that point had enough common sense not to sit there and brag like an asshole while they’re drilling teeth and ruining cavities, I mean ruining it Crowns, you are fucked up her teeth so many times in your office you guys are awful and they’ve paid you thousands of dollars at this point and you really suck shit you are suck shit.
And then she went to this orthodontist that fucked her over how the hell does she keep running into you little tykes I’m not the type to what does that even mean because you’re you’re not even a Kike you’re just a jack ass Irish bitch
no, I will kill you people I will fucking kill you from the grave. I am so fucking fed up with your bullshit. Do you have any idea what I did to the Indians and other people to make shit happen in this country? I tortured poor people so that this country would have a railroad system that worked. I was a cutthroat, hard-nosed, ruthless person.
And I justified it because I thought that it made sense and people were scared of me for a reason
But then everyone got so freaking nice and people like you can be a dentist if I’m interpreting you correctly and take it vantage of people because people need their teeth or they need their eyes or they need their heart or their brain or what happens they die and you’re dumb enough to think it makes sense to condiment. That way I wouldn’t have done that. Do you know understand why because you’re sweating your own throat you little piece of shit! I hope I’m wrong about you. I really do
But Lacey has her teeth all set and there’s nothing she owes you and she’s not going back to see any of you ever again she’s going somewhere else and you’ll have to be honorable and how you deal with them
The truth is you have that you have demons that work with you? I can see them para pride and lust and greed, selfishness, and conceit. At least that’s what I can see. You are not in the same class as her there have been numerous times where she’s prayed for her life while you were injecting anesthetic into her mouth you’ve hurt her multiple times and she’s been in excruciating pain and then you always are acting like such a fucking asshole. Oh did that hurt did that hurt and she’s so nice about it and then you’re just like you don’t come onto me because you’re all so fucking vain.
Most of the people in your office are gay men who are somewhat nice to her and bisexual. Assholes like you who are female.
And you knew she wasn’t making anything up about coming from oil, but it hurt your feelings that you weren’t better than her because you’re a dentist and you’re a boss babe.
Are you gonna go kill another patient now to get back at her if you do that I’ll find out and I will kill you.
Yeah, your best hope is that I misunderstood something I am dead. It’s possible I misunderstood you if I have understood however and this is the level of your evil, I am threatening your life. I am a ghost not Lacey and she has no idea what I’m capable of doing, but I took it personally I did I took it quite personally when you decided to snap your nose at her and her Lilly Pulitzer dresses can you not afford Lilly Pulitzer because your mortgage is too high and you’re barely making it as a dentist?” says James J. Hill.
“ we had a lot of people in the office who are on medical assistance.” says a receptionist.
“ call but that she’s not.” says James J. Hill.
“ no bitch we know that.” says her dentist.
“So what are you going to do? Kill her? Kidnap her daughter?” he says.
She’s quiet.
“Stalk her?” he says.
We wait.
“Yeah? No?” she says, fondly.
“Huh. Why yeah?” he says.
We wait.
“I’m-“ she says.
“So you’re going to do it or not?” he says.
“Kinda.” she says.
“How?” he says.
“Mess with her.” she says. “Just mess with her. Just…screw jet over.”
“Why!?” says James J. Hill.
“Because how dare she be better than me. It’s illegal. Her whole family is ILLEGAL.” she says.
“How!?” says the CIA.
“The Mexican?” she says.
“No. It’s too old. It’s all legal. And too old.” says Jess.
“Her children?” says Louis.
“We’ll destroy you.” says the Pope. “For real.”
“You could kill her?” says Elsie.
“I don’t want to.” she says.
“Her children?” says Elsie.
“I don’t want to.” she says.
“Then what THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!” yell her great grandparents.
“She’s so smug!” says her dentist.
“Do we seem smug!?” says her great grandfather.
She thinks. “Yeah.” she says.
“We aren’t!” he says. “So why…did you automatically label her as smug?”
“ She’s not smoker sweetie. She’s very stiff and very dignified and lady like but I don’t really know if she genuinely thinks that she’s better than other people in the way that you think she does.“ says her great grandmother.
“ i’m keeping my eye on you I’m keeping my eye on a lot of people.” says James J. Hill.
“ but you seem calmer now. why are you so offended by the reality of social class?“ says Louis.
“ because I am not old money upper class and I just I can’t handle it it’s just too heartbreaking to me.” she says.
“ but there’s nothing she can do.” says the CIA.
“ what would it be like if Matthew had married her?” says her dentist.
“ Matthews grandfather was a very successful dentist. He wouldn’t have trusted you with his wife, because you’re a woman to be blunt.” says Matt. “ I would’ve thought I trust women, but not when it comes to something like this because he understands dentis you guys are a particularly interesting breed of people you’re usually unusually smart, unusually aware, but sometimes a little creepy and I can go either psycho, pathic, or masochistic or both and he just would’ve thought this is a bad idea.”
She smiles.
“ well, if we’re not, evil will probably be fine, right ?” she says.
“ oh, yeah, you will be but will be watching you.” says Matt. “ it’s just there too many dentists watching you. My grandfather was a dentist. Mark has a great uncle or rather yeah a great uncle who is a dentist and they’re both successful and they get bored slightly and so sometimes they like to watch when people in the family are at the dentist and they nitpick him and they’ve seen too many errors and my grandfather lost his temper last time and we had to call him down because you gave her too much Novacaine she does she said I think I’m fine basically and then you said oh no, you’re not and you gave her Novacaine she didn’t need and then she drooled and you pointed that out. He said I think you’re drooling she didn’t need more Novacaine and then she’d walk out of your office with a weird expression on her face because her mouth was always so fucking numbed up. You drilled into her teeth so many times you’re not concerned about her health you’ve never asked about whether or not her husband is abusive, you’re petty and you’re cold and no he got very pissed off.”
“He was an excellent dentist. People think he was crazy, but they also think he was like arguably like elite dentist. He was really really good.“ says a dead woman.
“ you know that’s not surprising considering that he had a Hitler graded a genes to deal with and that his great great great great great great great great grandfather was a internationally historically celebrated silver Smith because that probably has something to do with it.” she says. “ I am not a terrible dentist. Lacey would probably say that they’re a far worse dentist to go to, but I obviously need to work on this part of my business.”
“ when you have a patient walk in like Lacey and they seem unusual they usually always are.” says Dr. Nesheim.
“ so I was taught to think that was nonsense to be accepting.” she says.
“ well, you don’t have to think that they’re bad people are good people it’s not about that it’s about letting them be different in your own head. I know you’re probably very busy but that’s something to consider. Just if someone seems unusual they’re just unusual it might not be a bad thing or it might be whatever it is. It’s something different.” says Dr. Nesheim.
“ oh, then what are you do?” she says.
“ Well, I don’t think being excepting the way that you are is dumb, because what it boils down to is being businesslike and decent and appropriate. Lacey discussed the oil in her family. I don’t remember why it came up but it did. That was your cue to never talk about anything related to social class ever again at all. Could you have done that or not?” he says.
“ no.” she admits.
“ then she is not a good client for you, but this could be a problem, Maria why can’t you just hold yourself back he would make to be blunt so much more money if you could just restrain yourself and be a doctor.” he says.
“ but then I feel better than her.” she says.
“ that’s a false dichotomy you are a doctor you’re not better than other people a lot of doctors have that problem today you’re in a position of scientist it’s a very unique position to be in. Do you like that or not?” says Dr. Nesheim.
“ so it’s very honorable and noble, kind of like a knight, but on behalf of humanity itself.” she says.
“ yes do you choose to be a good night or an evil knight?” he says.
“ and we’re not talking about social class. You’re not an actual night, but you are in a position that’s as honorable is that if you choose to be honorable.” says Eunice Nesheim.
“ I do like that.” she says.
“ why what it what what was your problem with her? What was it she’s Steph she’s really not smug.” says her family. “she’s psycho analyze people I was trying to say stiff but it came out stuff for a reason. She’s psycho. Analyze everybody maybe not everyone can handle that but I don’t think most people have noticed until the last few years and then they take it the wrong way. What did you like about her appraisal of you, in her estimation, you’re an upper middle class. Well, Brad at least moderately successful average looking happily married woman who seems hard-working and stable. What’s wrong with that?”
“ I just feel like it’s wrong.” she says.
“ is your what is your eagle wounded? Mine is too but I’m Dad and I think like her slightly and I think what difference does it even make if I am happy if I have myself if I have God? Oh well I’m upper middle class and I did some thing with my life that was significant and I provided for my family and I was incredibly important but I wasn’t a famous silver smith from the 1700s or a night at author that’s her family not ours do you keep that straight in your head or are you brainwashed?”
“ I just feel like I’m the one that supposed to be offended.” she says.
“ can you tell that she doesn’t have a lot of friends?” says her family.
“ yes.” she says.
“ you know you’re my great granddaughter I would have raised you to be this way why are you so spoiled? Why the hell can you let go the fact that it’s not high school anymore and that you can’t just pick on people who aren’t popular there’s a real world that we live in and I don’t like the fact that people wanna call you a bimbo bitch.” he says.
She thinks.
“ look it really is sad but that’s the way it is she’s better than you she comes from a far wealthy or far more influential, far more powerful and prestigious family far more affluent to and sophisticated and well bred and beautiful. But I don’t she’s offended. She’s actually offended you. Why did you do that to us we actually were important and when you compete with someone who’s that much better than us, you make us seem like silly shit. And that was part of it pissed her off it’s part of it pissed off at Nesheim. It’s insane what we’re not those people we are not silversmiths from the 1700s with billions of dollars in oil that we just accidentally invested in because we’re super Norwegian, super smart geniuses, I mean, come on. And here’s the sad truth you wanted to pick on her because you got high off of bullying people at some point potentially or it seems like fun to you.
But that was always sick and perverted.
And you’re too old for this to make any sense it’s like a social do rangement in your generation amongst women who had some mediocre amount of social success in high school. Some high schools maybe not so much but in a lot of middle class schools like the one you were in it was very common. You’re very dishonest. If you read this blog and the scares you, there’s a reason we’re so cruel you cheated you read the blog, and then you said shit to her like you had no idea that she was writing this blog. And if you didn’t, then hi. And if you never read this, then I’ll see you in heaven, she’s not getting a clear read on that. As in she’s not give me a clear read on what happened something very evil doesn’t want her to know
So here’s the thing I’m disappointed you outed us as social climbing middle class weirdos from Ireland. But I don’t like to think that I had the character that you have at your age, which is why I Collett deranged.
You can’t torture people just because it’s funny and cute to you when you’re 17 with your friends I don’t understand.
She is superior to you you’re a dentist you could talk about your background, but you would never go over the line. You have to be very careful and really that’s with everybody. You have to be that careful with everybody but I don’t think you are.
And it’s dangerous is dangerous to you is dangerous to your family for all you know there are dental hygienist that overheard you or overhear you at times say things that are not safe for them to hear they may not even know what they’re hearing, but there is a spiritual realm, and it’s very real, and things are very awful right now in the world.
So you have to be you have to be smart like you can’t just break about your family in a way that could be offensive to people if you want to talk about your family talk about them but you need to be careful because you could have a patient like her, who is better than you who you’re jealous of, and threatened by Who seems like vulnerable because they don’t have a lot of friends but then why don’t they probably because they’re really beautiful and something awful is happened to them did you ever ask her what her family’s background was or did you just know?” he says
“ I didn’t know I did and I didn’t know.” she says.
“ well that was rude because then you just went on and on and on about yourself while you were drilling her teeth giving her too much Novacaine.” he says. “ I want to teach you a lesson about reality. No, she doesn’t have friends but she’s better than you. She’s better looking she’s better than you. Why don’t you ask her what her husband does for a living and what she does to you never asked her that ask.”
“ I was think you should ask the patience questions like that.” she says,
“ then why are you talking about yourself so fucking much?” he says.
“ People gossip in the office, possibly and were dishonest about it OK?” she says.
“ right but you’re supposed to be the dentist who’s rich so if you’re not comfortable with someone better than you to that degree what does that say about you? It automatically makes you look suspicious like you have no idea what you’re doing.” he says. “ oh, so imagine that she’s in your office right now, and ask her something that would lead into that?”
“ where is your husband from?” she says.
“ Connecticut.” says Lacey.
“ where in Connecticut?” she says.
“ he grew up near Hartford.” says Lacey.
“ I don’t know Connecticut.” she says. “Sorry.”
Silence.
“ OK know what you’re onto something keep going.” he says.
“ oh, where is your family from?” she says.
“ what do you mean? I grew up in West Bloomington but my family isn’t from West Bloomington.” says Lacey.
“I live in West Bloomington!” she says.
“ oh, that’s great where in Westhampton do you live?“ says Lacey.
“ oh, you know where I live in the estimation.” she says.
“ kind of not really, but OK.” says Lacey.
“ where did you go up in West Bloomington?” she says.
“ I grew up near the old town hall.” she says.
Silence.
“ why aren’t you asking more questions you have no fucking clue what’s going on keep asking more questions.” he says.
“ where did your parents grow up then?” she says.
“ they grew up in North Dakota.” says Lacey.
“ where in North Dakota?” she says.
“ western, North Dakota kind of near Minot.” says Lacey.
“ oh, I suppose they were farmers then?” she says.
“ my grandfather on my father side, owned a farm, but it wasn’t a farm. He grew up on that one to his older brother. My mother grew up in a way on a farm that was owned by her uncle and her mother ended up living there after she got divorced from my grandfather in the 1960s, but they didn’t really live on the farm. My grandfather was a very unusual person. He was not a farmer he was actually from an old, southern family And he was very different.” says Lacey.
“ how many farms are there in your family?” she says.
“ I may be 10 maybe about six somewhere because I’ll just say 10.” says Lacey.
“ how does a family owned 10 farms?” she says.
Lacey laughs. “ and you know it wasn’t illegal I don’t entirely know. It’s some thing that I’ve been trying to figure out myself to be honest with you. I don’t really know it’s not illegal but it’s a little funny to me too and I don’t entirely know how to explain it. It’s interesting.”
“ what the hell are you talking about?” she says.
“ what do you mean? What the hell am I talking about? It’s unusual to own 10 farms in the same general location.” says Lacey
“ how many acres is that?” she says.
“ it could be about 50,000 acres or more or a little less but it’s definitely a lot.” says Lacey.
“ yeah I guess 50,000 acres is a lot.” she says.
“ yeah, no it is. It’s not like I said it’s not illegal but it’s just a little peculiar.” says Lacey,
“ yeah, it is peculiar.” she says,
“ seay you’re not they’re not like criminals they’re really not, but my great grandfather lived next to my great grandmother‘s cousin, and it seems like they all kind of knew each other, and my parents grew up knowing of each other in a way, which sounds innocent except a little part of me, wonders if maybe they’re a little sneakier than I realized.” says Lacey.
“ what do you suspect?” she says.
“ that they’re kind of like the Rockefellers and that they’re really shrewd see on my mothers grandmother side they were silver smiths in Norway, and I think they were probably pretty well off and I kind of wonder if maybe a lot of those people had more of a business sense then it would seem possible, and that they kind of got in on something together at some point and just kind of felt like if the opportunity of a rose that they would sort of inner Mary and keep the land of the money amongst themselves if it looks innocent and it is, it is totally legal, but I just wonder if they kind of outsmarted the system very slightly and I don’t like I said it’s perfectly legal but I wonder if it really is legal and then it really is a question of is it wrong or is it right now it’s very complicated but to me feeling like an outsider in my family a lot it’s it’s a little surprising let me know. I am part of the family but it’s a little surprising to me.” says Lacey.
“ and do you think they plotted that out in Norway or do you think they did that while they were here?” she says.
“ possibly both I would be surprised if there is a bit of both involved not with the intermarrying so much it’s just families plotting to move together and then when they got here planning to intermarry.” says Lacey.
“ how many European origin families do you think did stuff like that?” she says.
“ I would bet that there’s a Somalian family that do stuff like that. I would bet that there’s a lot of faith of the families, a lot of immigrant countries. Have people calculating how to make a killing in this country.” says Lacey.
“ what do you think one culture is more like That than any other?” she says.
“
I don’t know I would tend to think that there could be but it’s going to sound racist and it’s not meant to sound racist. I would bet that Middle Eastern and Asian families are most likely to be like that. It’s it’s just some thing about the way that those cultures operate I suspect, I think they’re more likely to be like that maybe more Middle Eastern even the Asian.” says Lacey.
“ no that makes a lot of sense, but why do you think that is?” she says.
“ because they’re more tribal and I think they have a more tribal mentality possibly and I think they have possibly better concept of the grittiness of life then a lot of cultures do they’ve been through a lot and I suspect that that they that they probably have a certain cutthroat approach to certain situations.” says Lacey.
“ no where were you going with all those so let me help you ask her this question what is your husband do for a living?” says her grandfather.
“ what does your husband do for a living?” she says.
“ he’s an actuary,” says Lacey.
“ I have no idea what an actuary is. I’m sorry.” she says.
“ a lot of people don’t.” says Lacey.
“ what does he do?” she says.
“ well actually actuaries calculate risk so essentially his job is to calculate financial risks for companies right now he works for an insurance company.” says Lacey.
“ so he calculates risk for the entire company?” she says.
“ yes I mean he works within a specific department because your insurance companies are divided into different kinds of insurance but I think he maybe I’m wrong but I think he calculates risk at least at times across the entire company. I might be wrong about that it’s very complicated math he’s a math genius.” says Lacey.
“ where did he go to school?” she says.
“ he went to Union College in Schenectady, New York.” says Lacey.
“ oh, that’s a very good school.” she says.
“ it is his father wanted him to go to Harvard and actually my husband’s first cousin teaches at Harvard in the medical department and my father-in-law went to grad school there.” says Lacey.
“ where did you go to school?” she says.
“ I went to the University of North Dakota I was in the honors department, and then I decided not to stay and to go to a private Mennonite school in Pennsylvania, called Messiah College.” says Lacey,
“ why did you decide to go to Messiah College?” she says.
“ oh, my am because my parents were messy Yannick Jew fans, so to speak they had two friends were both messianic Jews do you know what a mess Yannick Jew is?” says Lacey.
“ no.” she says.
“ I miss you how to chew is a person who grows up Jewish and converts to Christianity, but still chooses to sort of associate themselves with the Jewish faith. They see it as sort of the actual Christianity like it’s the real Christianity but they wouldn’t say the other Christians necessarily aren’t Christian I don’t think but it’s like oh no but it’s like well the Jewish Christians.” says Lacey.
“ so is that what you are?” she says.
“ nope absolutely not so they were friends with all of these messianic Jews, a MSI a college has a messy Yannick Jewish conference every summer so all these Jews get together or messianic Jews get together at messiah college every summer on the campus and they use the facilities to talk and plan and fellowship with which other and my parents friends I had heard about the school from the conference,” says Lacey.
“ see you got it in your head that you should go there based on these Jewish friends of your parents?” she says.
“ yes, yes they were very what are the yes one of them was very adamant about me going there.” says Lacey. “ she insisted that God was probably orchestrating it, and that I should go.”
“ how does a Mennonite school?” she says.
“ it is Yep but they’re very conservative or they used to be. They didn’t allow homosexual sex on campus they didn’t allow sex on campus in general. There was no drinking and they made they made you sign a covenant promise that you never do any of those things.” says Lacey.
“ what do you mean it was conservative?” she says.
“ I am if it just was very Republican, so there was a scandal with chief justice, John Roberts I think it was parodied over there and that was there’s a joke about it on John Stewart on the Tonight Show know that the daily show and there’s a woman who’s going to school at Messiah college who is involved in a scandal and they’re very conservative. They’re very conservative they’re very Republican and you know Republicans going to be very pro Israel so that’s probably part of the reason why there is a messy any Jewish conference at the school every summer,” says Lacey.
“ so what are you?” she says.
“ I am extremely extremely complicated and extremely complicated I was I was I mean it’s like I could talk about that for yours possibly I don’t know but it’s a very complicated.” says Lacey.
“ what orientation are you?” she says.
“ i’m straight I’m heterosexual. If ghosts exist, I could probably fall in love with them if God allows you to, but that isn’t really my orientation or anything really am I might be with some people at Call psychic and I do tend to think that ghosts exist so I don’t really fit in a lot of evangelical churches, or even Pentecostal churches I tend to gravitate more towards Catholicism because it’s the only Christian sect. That makes almost any sense to me because I’m pretty sure that I’ve talked with ghosts not demons at least on a few occasions but I am not really Catholic so I don’t know but I’m Christian and I’m straight.” Lacey says.
“ would that be an orientation?” she says.
“ there are people who are aroused by supernatural entities. I am not one of those people. It’s more just like I have what basically could be a psychic ability to and so when I’ve been really lonely at times, I have fallen in love with ghosts it, not because I would prefer to be with ghost, but just because they’re people.” says Lacey.
“ is ghost exist?” she says.
“ yes exactly it could just be my imagination because I was lonely and I was I’ve always been very into history or it could be a demon I suppose I don’t know but I don’t think that’s likely based on what I’ve experienced. There’s probably something super natural, and I would be almost shocked if there aren’t ghosts.” says Lacey.
“ where did you find these people?” she says.
“ well once I was sitting on my mothers sofa, downtown Saint Paul and I was watching a movie and I got inspired to start reading about the 1920s. It was the right Gatsby that was watching the great Gatsby and I was inspired to research the 1920s and a ghost started talking to me and I got a kind of a read on who they were and I’m straight it was him. It was a Mail. I know I sort of fell in love with him. I could hear him I could sense who he was at times he led me to different places to gather information about him and him. I sort of fell in love with him, if if ghosts are real.” says Lacey.
“ do you have a worry that you’re schizophrenic?” she says.
“ when I first started interacting with ghosts, I did not because I knew that they were just ghosts that’s not schizophrenia. But then people started bullying me viciously and making fun of me and it was really weird and so I was checked out by a doctor by an actual psychologist. Where is a psychiatrist whoever can prescribe medication and they said it was basically impossible that I was a schizophrenic. So no I’m not a schizophrenic there’s no way possibly that’s possible. This was a pretty prestigious doctor in Seattle Washington who was probably pretty aware of what they were talking about. He recommended that I get into meditation and he prescribed me sleeping pills, which was a little weird but he said there was very little likelihood that I was schizophrenic actually basically said it was impossible.” says Lacey.
“ so you’re a psychic?” she says.
“ I may have those gifts and abilities, but I don’t call myself that because I’m not at all involved in the old Kaald or any sort of witchcraft. I hope and I am it’s more just that I can see things are sense things are here people yeah it’s not like I hear a disembodied voices like a schizophrenic would or someone with hallucinations it’s more like I actually hear disembodied voices that are real.” says Lacey.
“ where have you heard these people?” she says.
“ i’ve seen people to. I saw my grandmother once I suspect and I am in a graveyard right after she died, I saw a woman who looked like she was from the 1910s or 20s in an antique store and I’ve heard this I’ve heard weird things over the years like music playing televisions playing in old houses at the times popping noises I’ve heard peoples voices I’ve been touched Elliot Roosevelt the son of FDR wants to talk to me and then after that I looked up online a video for a video of him and it was the voice that I heard it was the disembodied voice that I heard in my head it was him and that I mean that was that’s what is the better of it pieces of evidence that I’ve collected over the years.” says Lacey.
She sits. Blinking.
Her family laughs.
“ well, see I am Irish.” she says.
“ yeah if you know your people actually that you talk to the dad frequently right around Halloween but I have a feeling you did it three times of the year too.” says Lacey.
She thinks. “ there’s no way in the world. This conversation would’ve happened. I should have realized that there was no there was no outlet. It’s just a dead end.”
“ you know the funny thing is I keep looking for the outlet myself because people seem to think there is one and I suppose that there is I haven’t been able to find it either.” says Lacey.
“ you really looked?” she says.
“ and I have I have the best lead that I have is that my mothers family the mother, who abandoned me the truth been some middle-class poverty or some thing in her family somewhere but I’m not even sure about that. I don’t even know if I’m her daughter, but if I am there could be something there, it’s sort of shaky but that’s my best lead. Otherwise there is some poverty in the night at authors family, but then he became a night at author so then that doesn’t work. There could be people who were middle-class in Norway, but then the family is upper class so-“ says Lacey.
“ oh, that’s it?” she says.
“ yep it feels like there should be something there but I just can’t find anything.” says Lacey..
“ you’ve checked every single family. You’ve literally looked through every single family’s lineage?” says Casi.
“ yes because researching family history is a really big deal and every family that I’m a part of possibly and it’s not just a southern thing like someone said it was rather bourgeois. It could be a southern thing but that’s not. No that’s not what happened It’s in every family that I’m a part of It might be a so much aristocratic thing and people didn’t wanna admit that
but no, I can’t find anyone I was speaking in a Scottish accent you know slightly because I’m worried that that’s the best way to talk to you. I can’t find anyone I literally can’t find anyone.” says Lacey.
“ you didn’t really looked?” says Casi.
“ yeah, I looked everywhere I did. I left every every angle every nook and cranny and I can’t find a living soul who is actually lower middle class. And I just I can’t find anyone.” says Lacey.
“ and the people who are middle class all just sort of got washed into the upper class?” says Casi,
Z” yes Casi that’s how the upper class old money works in the United States.” says the CIA.
“ and it’s almost like some weird genetic thing.” says Cssi.
“ yeah.” says Lacey.
“ so Why are we attacking you?” says her dentist.
“ I have no idea it’s way too personal I don’t get it.” says Lacey.
“ what if this is a stretch Lacey but what if Linn Billings hates you but you still madly in love with him and he has no idea what to do anymore because he’s just like this woman thinks I’m everything and who you’re actually with is emperor Constantine of Rome?” says the CIA.
“ I would buy that to a certain degree except for the fact that my faith doesn’t allow me to think that that’s likely I’ve tested it so many times from so many angles, and the likelihood of that is impossible. It’s not possible given my faith. It’s basically impossible I mean I wouldn’t rule it out, and yet I would.” says Lacey.
“ do you know Lacey I think Erin is upper middle class more than new money after class but you seem to think she’s upper class what is that based off of?” says a woman.
“ how much money she’s making possibly in part in the context of her career if I don’t understand how poor she is it’s possible she’s more upper middle but I could’ve gotten it wrong. She could be upper middle but I don’t know how much she makes so I’m just being generous as soon as she makes enough to be upper class.” says Lacey.
“ how much would I have to make to be upper class?” says Erin.
“ it wouldn’t matter where you made it by the way because you’re a journalist so it’s a national position at It’s whatever that’s probably not arbitrary it’s probably accurate in my estimation but I mean theoretically you could live a Lotta different places but anyway because you’re working for a national news organization but anyway, so yeah I mean you could buy like a cabin somewhere in Wisconsin for 200,000 it might be easier to do that then you think and then yeah it would affect your social status if you invested yourself back in Wisconsin that way yeah or even really yeah even upstate New York you just have to start getting involved in that community and we are some at least somewhat authentic about I think and then if you’re making let’s see I would say over 150. Sincerely if you’re making over 150,000 you’re probably in the upper class even though you’re new money even if you have a cabin in Wisconsin and you’re somewhat and I was struggling in New York.” says Lacey.
“ Aaron, how much do you actually make?”’asks a dentist.
“ yeah I make about 140,000 a year.” says Erin.
“ how much does your husband make?” says Lacey.
“ about 50.” she says.
“ no then you’re definitely in the upper class as far as I can tell through him on your own you wouldn’t be if that’s how much you make you be more upper middle but as long as you don’t have children your upper class if you haft, this is funny if you have children, you’ll go back to being upper middle because you’re may be kind of like right on the edge.” says Lacey.
“ do you know you’re channeling an actual nice person who is very intelligent Josh who actually is straight do you know who it is?” says Matt.
Lacey laughs.
“ even if I’m not that nice of a person?” says Josh Barro.
“ yeah, if you’re just a con artist, pretending to be a nice person, you’re channeling bizarrely the energy of my cousin Josh.” says Lacey.
“ her cousin Josh is straight, but he’s very good looking and he has a learning disability and so for now he is not as sharp as he was supposed to be but in heaven, he is in heaven, he’s like the person you’re pretending to be if you’re just an asshole and part of how you got the idea to start talking to her like you’re this really nice guy who is just gay is because you’re a complete fucking piece of shit if that’s what happened. And Satan gave you the idea to channel energy to harass her, but the energy that you’re channeling is the energy of her cousin Josh. This was a massive, psychic, supernatural, spiritual attack on Lacey and that’s why she does the writing.” says a dead Scottish King.
“ so there’s no way that like the fame means anything?” says Aerin.
“ you could be famous for swallowing a goldfish it’s really not a class symbol.” says à Vaudevillian performer.
“ I would’ve thought I was channeling the energy of Josh your brother-in-law.” says Josh Barro.
“ I hear you, but you’re not straight and he was and I’m not even sure he really looks like you there is some thing about you that reminds me of my cousin Josh for real.” says Lacey.
“ and no, I’m not saying that my cousin my cousin is gay I’m just simply saying that there’s just some thing about him their months may have you or vice versa.” says Lacey.
“Are you gay or bisexual Josh?” says Peter Thiel.
“Bisexual.” he admits.
“Then why lie about it?” asks Peter.
“A woman hurt me.” he admits.
“Yikes.” says a man.
“Can you admit you were wrong. To yourself?” says Iran to Erin.
“No.” she says.
“Huh.” says Iran.
“So this won’t end?” says Germany.
“Nope!” says MSNBC, smiling.
“Why are you smiling?” says the CIA.
“Because. It’s dramatic. We’re bored. I dunno.” says MSNBC.
“So how long have you realized Erin is full of shit?” says the CIA.
“Years.” says MSNBC.
“Then why didn’t you say something?” says the CIA.
MSNBC stares. “Because. We take a hands-off approach.”
“In the Illuminati!?” says the CIA.
“Yeah. Traditionally.” says the MSNBC.
“Why?” asks Bobby.
“Ahh…it’s…private. We…value privacy.” says MSNBC.
“What about Lacey’s human life?” asks the CIA.
“We didn’t care…until we were proven wrong. The oil matters. We’ve slowly become aware of that. But…otherwise…we can’t care. We’ve had to learn to be tough.” says MSNBC.
“But there’s a difference between tough and violent.” says the CIA.
They’re silent.
“We aren’t sure how you got so callous.” says the CIA.
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