I refuse to have this conversation because I’m superior.
“ actually it’s that you’re busy as heck and you can only talk to her for a short amount of time before you have to do some thing you’re not leisure you’re not the leisure class Aaron you’re probably a workaholic even if you’re right is she in a higher class than you or not?” says America.
Being rich isn’t about free time or how good you look, I’m not as attractive as her I know that, but it’s not about how attractive you actually look or even how objectively stylish you are. It’s not about how much money you have because at times I’ve probably had less money than her and I’m definitely impoverished compared to a lot of people in her family, but not her. I don’t think social class has anything to do with family. I don’t think it matters what family you come from or where you come from at all.
I think it’s about where you end up and how hard you work.
I went to Notre Dame I’ve done very well. I have a prestigious career. She doesn’t have any of those things so even if she could sit on her ass all day with Skippy handled, and as her husband go home to a catered meal, make love and have children to graduate from Harvard and go to Blake and live in a mansion, and then just practice tennis all day and look hot. It was still make her beneath me.
“Okay.” says Bobby.
“ OK???” says a 50 something man.
Yeah see you both think it’s stupid, right?
“ I mean I do I don’t wanna wait if he sits around all day tanning and getting her nails done and thinks about making love to me all night I don’t want that kind of attachment because I have a personality disorder practically or I do have one but I also just think it sounds gross because I’m part of the actual elite lead forward.” says Bobby.
“ OK Bobby that’s interesting OK.” says a Gen. Z woman.
“ are you insulting me? Are you in are you? Are you insinuating that I am a homosexual?” says Bobby, shaking.
“ Bobby I’m not going to go there with you. I’m just gonna send you love OK?” says a Gen. Z woman.
“ do you think I’m gay you did you think I’m gay you think you think this is proof that I’m gay you think I was gay? No I’m obviously not gay it’s obvious I mean I’ve slept with a lot of women just like Jack OK this whole thing goes back to Lem’s and how he’s obsessed with me and my uncle my uncle and I are obviously not get all, and this is this blog is fabricated to make it look like I’m gay.” says Bobby.
“ I actually disagree with Bobby. I think it would be really nice to have a wife who was aroused. Please take Bobby away from me. He’s attacking me right now and I like to be able to talk.
*He waits*
I think it would be great to be Skippy Adelman with a hot wife, who’s blonde and voluptuous who makes good dinners, but chooses to just relax and chill, and make love with me when I get home who takes very good care of the kids good care of the house and I protect her and keep her in my family safe. I think that sounds great And I’m actually kind of a big deal. I don’t know why Bobby thinks it’s progress to turn women and men or want to be Native Americans.” says the 50 something man.
OK, well whatever on regardless that’s not me I’m a woman of the city I went to Notre Dame and I work in big media with a very visible presence.
“ so I don’t quite understand how you’re better than her if she was married to Skippy Handelman, and as his wife
And they were worth more than you, and she had a degree from you and he in art history and he had his doctorate from the U of M and they were really living well somewhere in a mansion. I’m not sure how they’re beneath you can you explain to me why.” says a woman.
“ because I’m famous, and I went to Notre Dame.” says Erin.
Skippy nods. “ but she’s spiritually my wife and my help mate because we’re making love so she would be at fully committed to me and my social trajectory potentially in a way that she’s not with her current husband is at least you’re living husband excuse me but it’s it’s not gonna look good because I very easily went to an Ivy League school for my undergrad. I think I probably would have gone shoe NYU for some reason I think that’s what I would’ve picked out so I would I went to NYU for my undergrad and then I went to the event for my graduate school education and medicine so you’ve lost Notre Dame being famous is that important?” says Skippy.
yes.
He nods. “ to Whitepoint to what extent and what context?”
I would bet that if I was at some sort of social event and I snubbed you, but that would somehow put you down but if I were to be in your neighborhood, I would have to be worth a hell of a lot more than you and come from a better family, or I would probably just be rejected?
“ yes and then, if you were an absolute bitch, we might not care about social class. Worst case scenario.” says Skippy.
Do you agree with that Lacey?
“ no, I don’t. Actually I think you’re just beneath me. Simple are you beneath me and Skippy? Yes because you’re skinny you are awful there’s no value to you.
I mean that in a purely fallen world, dark sense I don’t mean that is who you actually are in your soul your feelings and your emotions in the eyes of God I don’t mean that, but I mean social class wise know you’re beneath a lot of people, and they know that That’s why you’re so vulnerable possibly to attack from haters because you’re very presumptuous about yourself potentially and then and then that’s the problem you just you’re vulnerable to attack me people don’t like you because you seem completely conceited and then there’s a part of you that is full of shit but you believe it And it’s unfortunate because you do you leave your cell phone about to attack because people see through you they know how much Rahman you’ve probably eaten or how you brag about eating ramen. They know that your body is a little awkward at times the way you probably hunch forward The way that you probably breathe weirdly out of your nose or gets scared at times when a white trash person would be scared. You’re a lot of tells Erin that you’re not from a good family and a lot of people can see that I didn’t find it offensive because I thought whatever she is I don’t care about that kind of thing, but there were white trash people and middle-class people who found you obnoxious. You probably thought I was jealous of you a lot Allyson I have I’m so sick of women name Allyson, who are ugly as fuck from pretentious families, thinking they’re better than me are used to think of a linger. Keys are impressive now I’m wondering if it’s just a bunch of bullshit.
Because she’s dumb as fuck your granddaughters ugly your house is small your daughter-in-law is the white trash, big boob bitch I mean my god that’s not impressive and she’s so full of herself.
No, Allyson is ugly. She has a huge cat no but an oversize boobs with a weird shaped face. I would never say something like that, except for the fact that little girl in a woman’s body was a huge bitch to me.
Don’t take your ego and shoulders up your ass is what I’d like to say in a proper accent, you little nothing
And then Allyson Roberts with her pretentious, middle-class English family. Oh dear God and your ugly shrewish mom hello honey Dad and Adonis, fuck older, brother you know she’s the size of a blimp. Then Jana Klein, who looks like some freakish put peanuts character.
And then there can you little miss nothing nobody from Wisconsin, thinking that I’m impressed with you and jealous dear God, who drilled a hole into your brain? Are you in this sort of dumb ass to thought that candy wrappers as a necklace was super classy?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” says Erin.
“ Yeah, I know because you shop at ASOS. And you were green fuzzy coats that make you look like you belong on Sesame Street on acid. And then that hideous hair did you die that yourself and you suave those far away is on screen were like hell practically aesthetic like I shouldn’t say that but might be sacrilegious but oh my word it’s disgusting!
Let me guess your perfume let me guess your perfume, Aaron I bet I know what it is let’s see libra, but you’ve sold a roll. No I meant that libre. But you saw the raw. Not going to bother. I can’t stand that fucking shit. It’s such a disgusting perfume in that bottle that aesthetic is vile. I’m waiting for people to realize how ugly it looks.
No, there’s so much perfume in there love it. Oh, don’t worry there’s probably some note in there of some value but trust me it’s water down, ordinary nothing.
I mean, it’s just so blasé.
December like Aaron oh it’s classy because she has no sense of style. She has the anything she’s just want to be everything.
Actually, I am curious dear did you use suave in 2015 to make your hair look like such shit or did you pay a lot of money to make yourself look that bad?” says Lacey.
I I I I use expensive shampoo and conditioners
“ I’m not surprised. Did you dye your hair that color from a box or did someone die it for you?” says Lacey.
I mean, no I I I use the box.
“ it looks like it. I’ve used a box before too when I was a teenager or an early 20 something in college when I was bored and feeling rebellious I would never be seen on television with hair that looks like that I would never do that.” says Lacey.
I couldn’t afford to pay for my rent in New York City and spend $1000 on my hair.
“ because you’re not upper class and you have no idea what looks good you’re not that sophisticated what is your hair look like without dying it?” says Lacey.
It’s not good it’s like kind of mousy or it’s gray some thing like that.
“ yeah and I figured out that was stupid when I was about 20 2324 again, I would never be in your position publicly and appear the way that you did because I am from a higher social class than you and that’s reality. You’ve caused a pandemic you’ve caused mass chaos so they seem a little harsh to people. I hope someday in heaven, they have a brain.” says Lacey.
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