“Katie” by Lem

There have been a number of women in Lacey‘s life name Katie, not just in her family, who seem to have a problem with her. And it’s unclear if they are thieves or if they’re protecting her.

Katie her cousin rejected her but then kind of questioned her at the same time. And if Lacey is not actually her parents’s daughter and she’s Tom’s daughter there was something both hurtful but also protective about her cousin Katie‘s rejection of Lacey. Almost as if to say, “You are not my real cousin…but I don’t hate you. …But you’re not really my cousin.”

And no, there are so many Katie‘s there’s heat shot haze. There’s Katie had our Katie, hail, Katie Rosinski, Kate Nesheim, and there might’ve been others. There are a lot of women named Kate in her life who have had a significant impact on her.

So I would like to ask one of those women like Kate Nesheim: Are you a thief or are a protectress?

Later.

Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays.

Canada has become. Canada.

Last night the Republicans messed with Lacey’s First Amendment rights. And now Canada is bowing to Christ.

“What you don’t understand is that in America the class system is not official. They refuse to be adults or mature or normal about it.

I am old money.

Being Old Money has nothing to do with having money or having old money. Everything you said is is a lie at least according to the Old Money that’s really the aristocracy in the Illuminati. There could be some people who are more intellectual and adults who see Old Money from a more anthropological/sociological perspective, and would say that your analysis is 100% correct. But you’ve offended a lot of narcissists, and there are a lot of weak-ass-losers who are Old Money but their ancestry in Europe is in the gutter, unlike yours and they’re really just ignorant, weak cucks.

They used the prestige of people like your family and my family in a way and a lot of other more honorable and more intelligent people to seem like they were really impressive. But with the Kennedys and their acceptance into Old Money in most Old Money circles…loads of scum and a herd of imposters made their way into Old Money as well.

And unfortunately I’m accepted. Kate Shaw-Hayes is accepted. And to Americans acceptance is literally all it is. They’re DUMB. And they’ve been…obscenely stupid about it for centuries. They are uneducated, backward hicks. Because you and I both know it’s not only about acceptance. And acceptance requires honor and MONEY. It’s actually extremely complicated. But con-artist American historians have fooled the entire world into destruction by claiming that they understand the past…when they don’t.

The winners write history. And American wrote lies about social class when they won at the start of the 20th Century.

So…in America…I’m Old Money. …Based on my career choices, my real flat chest, my thick hair…and my bad attitude. My real coldness toward most people. My…hatred of you the minute I saw you. And my higher education.

But mostly…it’s just my attitude.” says Kate Nesheim.

“Yeah.

Erin has the same attitude as you.” says the CIA.

“Yeah. What is it?” says Kate.

The Girl From Ipanema plays.

“Ahh you do have a bad attitude, Kate. And you are cold. You’re both very insecure.” says the U.S. Secret Service.

“We have sided with Lacey thus far in our analysis…as I have other organizations. I am so baffled right now. Who decided that this is the absolute truth of things today? Did you use Anderson Cooper?” says Neiman Marcus.

“Yes.” says the CIA.

“Then I don’t really think we’re American anymore either. I think we might just be Texas.” says Neiman Marcus.

“Anderson are you actually angry at her and jealous and psychotic like other gay men and faking that you give a shit about her or what?” asks Gloria Vanderbilt.

“It’s just that we do things that are really pretty and accept us and I thought that mattered mommy!” he says.

“What does that mean? That we’re coming into the Old Money? Oh how exciting! I feel sexy!” says a herd of impoverished Hispanics. 

“All you have to do is imitate their attitude and they really don’t seem to think anything else matters.” says Kate Nesheim.

“Anderson I’m kind of confused. When you say doing things that are pretty what do you mean?” asks the CIA.

“We found out last night that her family has literally billions in oil she stayed up until 3 o’clock in the morning to explain it to us and it made a lot of sense…and we realized we were just fucked and full of shit and so we decided to just go for the jugular.” says the Old Money in the Illuminati.

“So now the billions in the Nesheim oil is the property of the Canadian government. It’s their property. It’s their oil, no difference. But it is now under the jurisprudence of the Canadians and in a sense also King Charles III. How that plays out will be interesting to see!

It may manifest in a more obvious way that the actual US government cannot ignore. And blog will seem very prescient and very wise, but regardless you will be attacking all of Europe if you try to steal our oil from us at this point. It is their family, but they are loyal to the crown in Christ.” says Canada.

Samba De Uma Nota So by Stan Getz & Charlie Bird plays.

A bunch of readers laugh.

“How this happen?” says a woman reading.

“What does being pretty mean Anderson. No, you answer that first.” says the CIA.

“Well living in a glamorous place, having glamorous clothes, and basically just never dropping the act ever.” he says.

“So you can’t live on a farm, you can’t buy from Walmart, you can’t eat McDonald’s, you have to constantly be acting like you’re a part of the upper class or it just falls apart?” says Casi.

“It’s about acceptance so it’s-it’s just about acceptance. So then yeah it’s totally superficial.” he says, freaking out.

“So in Great Britain her family are just what?” says a reader.

“Well there Canadian first of all so they’re allowed to be a little more relaxed and less uptight. So they can live on a farm here, they can have horses, they’re allowed to shop at places like Walmart or the Real Canadian Superstore. They’re allowed to be relaxed.” says Canada.

“We have to invade Canada OK? See…we’re gonna go and look at the Canada!” yells Bobby, in a Chinese accent, very sincerely.

“Barbie I’m on it! Should I go and live in Toronto?” says Lady Gaga seriously.

“We will see.

Gaga…you a lady here!!! And if she called Lady Gaga that’s America for you! She’s a lady here. We’re the big deal!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“In America you don’t have to deal with reality. Reality is whatever you want it to be.” says Joe Biden.

“So in America, according to all of you, there is no upper class Old Money other than just a bunch of people pretending to be something that’s real. So you imitate yourselves in a perverted way. You look for people like Lacey, and then you act like leeches and you steal their sense of style and you steal their sense of everything and then you use that like vulturous dogs from Hell like con artist thieves from the gutters of Europe. Like manipulative thieves. And you harness that stolen energy and brutally bully and sadistically control other to force one another into a perverse sort of subservience?“ says the World.

“That’s what we’re claiming, yes!” says the Illuminati.

“Oh OK OK! So basically you have no accepted class system, even if there is one…that you perversely use…to harass and destroy each other?” says the World to America.

“Yeah I guess so. I guess that’s what it basically boils down to completely 100% but we’ve never been honest about it.” says America.

“So it’s really just a popularity contest, and then you use the actual organically constructed class system that actually exists to make your bullshit seem legitimate?” says Dan Stevens.

“Yes, that is reality apparently.” says the CIA.

“So Lacey, being an honest, honorable decent person who is an actual reincarnated Scottish aristocrat, took the whole thing far too honestly…and she just observed the actual American class system…and then told you what she was seeing was wrong on a meta level and you were so offended because you’re evil con artist grifters?” says Dan Stevens.

“Yeah and we can’t believe that! Erin is not upper class NEW MONEY.

Erin is in the upper class OLD MONEY. Because Kate Shaw Hayes and Erin are SOOO OLD MONEY. They are THE EPITOME of American OLD MONEY. Dan…you are not! But the Kennedys are. And so is Erin. Erin is real Old Money! OK?

It’s so fucking simple. You all are just too stupid to get it.

Oh my God!” says America.

“So do you admit that there are class systems in the world that naturally develop over time or do you think that America is too cool and Godly and amazing to possibly have any real class system?” asks Dan Stevens.

“I would say that that there are no class systems at all!” says America.

“OK that’s probably not true though.” says Dan Stevens.

“Ahh…little grasshopper…Truth is subjective!

My truth personally is that there are no class systems that are legitimate. I am a humanitarian, egalitarian, communist Republican…and I think that there are no class systems that are valid. DUH!!!!

I think it’s really just about God…DUH…and hard work.” says America.

“That’s my bitch!

Fuck, I love America!” says Erin.

5:40

“OK but there are class systems, so then how does this work?” says Harvard.

“Well because it’s just bullshit. You know that! We’re all just equal in the eyes of God.” says America.

“But we’re in a fallen world.” says Harvard.

“I don’t understand. What is the fallen world? A world that fell down? Fuck you’re dumb!” says America to Harvard.

“Can I just say something? Could the US handle the Nesheim oil without falling apart or was that part of what went wrong? It scared you to think you guys had that much money on your land didn’t it…because you’re not used to being that rich.” says Norway.

“That’s true. It kind of made a lot of people who were ah…without the oil in Minnesota feel a little uneasy, and so we decided to slaughter the Nesheims because it was making some people feel uncomfortable.” says America.

“So if the Nesheims had just tried to fit in more you, you would claim that they were Old Money?” says Pittsburgh.

“No we were not we would never accept them. They couldn’t do anything to gain our acceptance. There is no fucking way we were ever going to except that family into the upper class Old Money for eternity!” barks the US.

“Hey why?” says the CIA.

“Because they make me feel ugly!!!” whines America. “I mean it’s like the minute that they start buying whatever I tell them to buy because I’m in charge not them they lose my respect because then they’re just buying whatever I tell them to buy…but if they don’t buy whatever I tell them to buy…then I can’t accept them…because that’s how it works. That’s how Old Money works for Americans. It’s just about fitting…and being considered like acceptable.”

“So it’s not about the land or the history or the pedigree or provenance or anything like that. It’s purely about kissing your ass.and trying to convince you to be nice?” says Queen Camilla.

“ I mean, I can acknowledge the fact that they own the oil and come from silversmiths or not, if I don’t if I want to I don’t have success at reality because if they’re not wearing the right clothes and they don’t have the right amount of liquid assets I don’t have six of them because it’s just about acceptance and there’s no class system in America that I would ever admit to having existed it’s purely just about kissing my ass. Yeah you got a kiss my ass in this country and really no one makes it in other than people who were my best friends in high school essentially tell me those people are are are poor people actually they’re all poor people. There are very few people from any sort of real aristocracy even in the old money and that’s the way it’s been from the very beginning, this Dutch old money thing that’s just a bunch of bullshit it’s mostly just about you know kissing my ass so the reason I did that is because in Europe you had it up it is true you had a bad honor you had it about dignity you had it about land. She had it about money, gold jewelry, stuff, like that you know that stupid shit that those stupid little wuss homosexual Europeans are into or those in a cocksucking Muslims. Are those darky weirdos in India or those Chinese oriental chopstick users yeah, you know in South America there just wild and crazy and they’re good for sex.

But rather, yeah, I mean that’s reality. Miss jackass darkies that were here when we first arrived you know fuck we had to kill most of them and they’re mad at us for it. I don’t even know I forgot that they existed most the time but you know the thing is the thing is yeah I have to kiss my ass hello my huge, narcissistic horse bitch but the truth of the matter is, I am nice to you if I wanna be in so that that’s basically the way it works. It’s just about kind of kissing my ass see it in Europe I was rejected I was a victim. I will know queue you to feel sorry for me upon penalty of death.

So basically, yeah, I came and killed all the Native Americans and her family was here in at new Amsterdam and they were from some Dutch wealth and I don’t. I don’t like those people I’ve had it out for them since they first got here because there’s certain apathy at the Rams family I fucking hate them because they’re too damn Christian.

No, I mean I had slavery. I have a lot of cool shit because I don’t give a shit about people I’m a real nice person.” says America.

“ are you a god trying to channel what America would be if it was a person?” says India.

“ yes if if Hindu religion is correct, then yes I am. I am a god I’m a goddess actually with a sense of humor and yes, this is what America as an entity would be saying right now if Hindu religion isn’t correct, then I’m not that I’m actually a force with a sort of temporary consciousness that’s able to communicate.” says America.

“ so so we have a class system that you choose to willfully ignore it because it would mean that you’d have to be accountable to to Europe and deal with past trauma?” says the World.

“ oh yeah, Lacey was trying to hold me accountable and figure out what the hell it is that I actually M and I don’t give a fuck about her because she’s from new Amsterdam. She’s throwing the crap ass Norwegian silver Smith family that’s better than me and then she’s with a bunch of Christians in lambs family.

Oh yeah and if there’s reincarnation, I mean, she doesn’t like me too much for a reason. I’m kind of a weird bitch.

Seriously we get along pretty well most the damn time I think she feels a little sorry for me and I try to be kind of nice to her but shit when it comes right down to it I just can’t stand the fact that she wants to turn me into some thing that’s godly because no I don’t wanna deal with here up. I don’t wanna deal with all that bullshit That is traumatized. I was really rejected in Europe, and I was really rejected in Asia and I was really rejected all over the fucking world and I would really rather just you know kind of just be like sorry I’m not even gonna think about it. I’m just gonna get high watch some television and eat some food. Don’t tell me it’s not healthy lazy, don’t tell me I’m eating too many salads that I need to eat meat don’t you tell me don’t you dare tell me that I should work out more I’m not interested because it’s really just not your problem you’re just near my problem but you’re not my problem.” says America.

“ this is common in a lot of countries in the idea of the aristocracy is that you’re supposed to turn this entity or the something into something that worships Christ and then you can establish a stable society you’re not no you’re not supposed to you’re not supposed to you’re not supposed to listen to the land and let it guide you quite so damn much.” says Lacey.

“ but we don’t know how to do anything else.” says America.

“ this is really disturbing Anderson. What is a Third family didn’t do that made you think they were beneath you this morning was last night you could’ve said that they weren’t?” says the CIA.

“ well, I mean I started just thinking about acceptance and I don’t think we would probably except them.” he says.

“ why is that?” asks Matt.

“ well, for one thing you think love was straight and even if he has sex with Lacey and in reality, he was a heterosexual we don’t believe that and that matters more than anything.” says Bobby, drunk.

“ OK, so Bobby or Anderson rather you know you really are stuck I’m thinking love is gay and I really don’t think he was. I think that’s very hard for you and your friends to accept. So what is it that they’re not doing that what is it that they’re not doing that makes you think that they wouldn’t be able to be excepted by you?” says the CIA