- You don’t have a big enough house. Your family farm house that’s 3000 ft.² that only got running water in the 1950s because that’s the best you could do doesn’t make it.
- And being Old Money isn’t about having money in your family that is intergenerational. That’s a joke! And evil and European. It’s about being accepted into Old Money and and then it doesn’t matter if you keep the Old Money in your family or not to an extent it’s more just that you have to be officially accepted.
- So Lacey’s family was never officially accepted so even though they’re Old Money silversmiths in Norway, that’s European bullshit. Whereas in America…it’s purely about getting in with the right people.
-Official American Old Money
“How does one get accepted? I’m just curious.” says a Black American comedian.
“We really only officially accept white people. You have to be white to be blunt?” says Official American Old Money.
“Okay!!
So just say let’s just say I was white, hypothetically speaking, how do I get accepted in?” says a living American Black man.
“If you were white and part of the chosen race of God, then you would have to have John Adams in your ancestry or something like that combined with a certain aesthetic…and then you’d have to go to Harvard or Yale and suck someone’s cock. Not to get into a secret society, but just to make those people like you and think you’re worth a fucking shit.” says Official American Old Money to all non-white humans ever.
“I’ve got to be honest with you, you guys kind of seem like the most evil white-trash upper class of the world in all of human history.” says reality.
“are you sound like a schizophrenic?” says OFFICIAL American Old Money.
“What are they in Norway?” says a woman in Norway.
“Old Money. As she accurately explains it. So essentially what’s acceptable in Great Britain.” says Norway.
“Then why does she care?” she says.
“ no because she’s trapped in the US with her family and they have to stay there to keep the oil.” says Norway. “Although that might actually be Canada now in some way. God will have to decide. Usha Vance made the very foolish decision last night to attack Lacey’s First Amendment rights.”
“I actually think it’s sad because your version of reality is likely reality. And so I’m still upper class I’m just new money. Would you have expected them to be so childish peasant-like and perversely arbitrary?” says Erin Ryan.
“Not to that extent. I didn’t realize they were that stupid.” says Lacey.
“What did you expect?” says Jonah Wiley.
“People like Lem gave me the impression that they actually had some sense. So I thought that umm… So you have to be accepted but that it was in this larger, more meta-sense, and that it wasn’t just about pedantic social acceptance like in some sort of bizarre video game.” says Lacey.
“So you thought that it was almost like a cultural force of acceptance, because the reason there are so many millions of Americans, who theoretically could even be Old Money that it wasn’t quite so bureaucratic and slow. That it was probably more of an organic social acceptance that would be made obvious and evident over time?” says Jonah.
“ yes is that just common sense because how are they fucking all know each other that’s so stupid it’s reverse they stupid there was a social social register, but there isn’t one anymore there hasn’t been one for a long time and my family never joined it but I don’t think that necessarily proves anything actually it doesn’t in my opinion but him it’s just it’s far too arbitrary to really be real the way that they depict it it’s not reality. My reality is probably actual reality but no I just assumed that they would be in reality and that they would realize you can’t keep track of things that closely that’s absolute bullshit, so it would be more of a serves. A sort of a sort of made manifest things like manifest destiny is it was sort of be made manifest over time, and I could probably write a whole book on it, but I didn’t think that it would be quite so arbitrary.” says Lacey.
“ so you don’t think that we keep track of stuff?” says an Official Old Money man.
“ well how do you think you do? How would you keep track of all the burgeoning new old money for old old money families in America how would you keep track of that? Who does that the Mormon church who keeps track of that?” says Lacey. “
People are perversely idiotic to the point where it is genuinely disgusting to even consider you. I’m sorry I’m being honest. Yes, on the one hand you’re saying no there’s no class system which is just bullshit and then on the other hand you’re saying oh there is one, but you’re not in it we keep track of things you didn’t make it in, so which one is it? That’s the first problem that’s it you’re creating an intellectual impossibility the second thing though is that you can you read it you can’t keep track of everyone there’s literally no way to do that. You would have to be God himself in America at least to keep track of that Part of the reason why I suspect the gay people titles in Europe was to sort of keep track of it and then there’s also Däbritz and things of that sort that that they did literally write things down so they wouldn’t forget so they wrote stuff down they gave them titles like a name, and a sense I mean names aren’t our last names. Our first date is might actually come from the class system that I live in which is just reality you people wouldn’t have names you would have last names you wouldn’t care where you came from. It’s just it’s all it’s all confusing to you. It’s just about what shoes you have on but not really.
So where do you keep track of all of this that because that’s what you’re insisting to be right now where would you keep track of all of this?” says Lacey.
“ I would’ve thought the same thing that it was somehow made evident over time like isn’t that was social status symbols are?” says Jonah.
“ yes Jonah except the truth is we’re not a seen society in America so we have start we have status symbols but that’s really more for the middle class day at the same time it’s not Seay it’s not really saying shit. Her blog is absolutely accurate 100% accurate. It’s not saying there is no cogent social class system that’s functional in this country.” says Harvard.
“ so Americans that thought there was old money and agreed with her and him either weren’t listen to or didn’t speak loud enough?” says Jonah Wiley.
“Umm we don’t keep track. We tried to keep a social register and that didn’t work very well. People got mad offended people and so we stop doing it.” says Official American Old Money.
“ why can’t you guys just except that what she was explaining to you was sort of a revelation from within why did you alienate her and reject all of the billions in oil back to Europe?” asks Africa.
“ because she’s having sex with them and she won’t accept He’s not that he’s gay. you know it’s like we’ve watched her on dress her self Bobby starts crying because he’s so scared that she’s gonna make him get hard and then inevitably he always does and then he just lunges at her. Throws her on the bed and fucks her and that’s really offensive because he’s gay Bobby swears he’s gay and so does Caroline Kennedy.
No, I mean he he he we don’t know how to dissect that one intellectually so we’ll just leave it.
I am and then there’s things that they do that are so southern like eating fried foods and pickled foods and that’s just shit trash white trash shit I don’t care what they eat in Germany sauerkraut and pickles. That is not some thing I want to hear I don’t want to think so I just choose does ignore and believe in my heart what happens to be true which is that? They’re really just southern impoverished nothings.
You know we tried to make an allowance for him and sex in the city with John‘s character but Lacey is just a huge bitch and she won’t let us run over her just like fuck you’re from some stupid fucked up farm family and now she’s got Tim Walz thinking he’s old money and I don’t give a damn if he’s the US president if I don’t except him, he’s nothing.
And then you’re asking me these questions like how do I accept people? Do you know I’ll tell you how I will tell you how you accept people. Thank you very much.
You don’t build a farmhouse fine you want is the land you chose to be pioneers Nesheims I guess we can understand that.
But you were supposed to have your supposed in the 80s at least have mortgage some of your land and build a mansion. Yes, I said it rip out the farmhouse ripped out the house the tidying in our web Jen and just build one really big mansion know this sounds trashy to some people that think I’m joking I’m not, you are about the houses and you put in one really big mansion a decent quality mansion like 5000 ft.² are you still with me?” says Official American Old Money.
“ we’re very frugal and it was offensive to us to destroy any house that we’ve had on the land him and it is a 3000 square-foot house almost but OK no we could’ve afforded that by the 1960s by the 1960s we could’ve afforded to build a 5000 square-foot house sure easily.” say the Nesheims.
“ what about a 10,000 square-foot house?” says Official American Old Money.
“ yes bye the 19 the by the 1970s we could’ve built a 10,000 square-foot house.” say the Nesheims.
“ could you have built to buy the 70s in your family?” says Bobby.
“ three for the 1970s in our family yes.” say the Nesheims.
“ OK but you didn’t you chose to keep your your tiny 3000 square-foot house.” says Official American Old Money.
“ that’s not really tiny and reality so I won’t permit you to say that that’s a defilement of reality, but is that how you perceive it?” say the Nesheims.
“ yes.” admits Official American Old Money.
“ you guys are out in yourselves as loser nothings not evil white trash like actual meaningless hogs.” says Toddy Nesheim to Official American Old Money.
“ that’s a very large house cut about three of them!” says OAOM.
“ yeah yeah we could have.” say the Nesheims.
“ I think they don’t understand themselves and I think you’re trying really hard I think it’s really sad.” another actual Old Money southern Family. “ meaning I don’t think you’re sad. I think they’re sad. I think they’re pathetic.”
“ do you know you guys have use this to call people in manipulate them probably since the beginning of the country could your family have a 40 to build three $10,000 mansions in the 70s and would you still have billions and oil and your family too?” says a dead homeless man.
“ no we have one square foot 10,000 square-foot house that’s it and that was our shining of a glory and we were considered extravagantly wealthy we were really wealthy we had a net worth of about 400 million at one point but we only had one 10,000 square-foot house and currently our net worth as a family is about four 45 million and there are so many new money people who tried to copy us that we just assumed that we were still in when we sold all our houses and stuff and downsized because we were running out of money. We were excepted it, but we have no major investments anymore and we spent most of her money trying to seem like we’re still billionaires basically just like the Kennedys and I think it’s hard for us to accept that she’s explaining reality because we just feel like such a fucking loser middle class hacks.” says a Minnesotan.
“ and you are you just are.” says a dead French aristocrat.
“I would say that you fell for other peoples lies and became obsessed with other peoples impressions of you in a way that’s incredibly tragic.” says Lacey.
“ that is true.” says Maggie Smith.
“ hey so your family is extraordinarily defiant because your actual European old money?” say the Daytons to the Nesheims.
“ yes we became obsessed with maintaining our money and power and not as much with peoples impressions of us because the impression they had of us in Norway was through the beauty and rarity and value of our silversmith goods so I am we didn’t really make it big in society we rather rather we made incredibly beautiful silver turn their heads, and they became sort of excepting of us not fully excepting, but sort of essentially like what princess Beatrice said were they were willing to start partying with us maybe intermarrying with us, but not necessarily, but there was a Maybe there. It was like oh no, maybe I mean it’s a loud with necessarily want to if you were an aristocrat with the title, but it wouldn’t be the end of the world really would’ve been on. Our daughters were supposed to probably do a little better. It is possible that a few of them actually did do fairly well, but we were given positions of authority because we were accepted so like superintendent of schools that was not made up, Lacey shared that on Instagram that’s a fact we were given the positions and the Norwegian underground authority, because we were considered respectable and honorable and hard-working but we didn’t ask for more than that because you don’t you know it’s like you sort of did your thing you made your silver it was very nice you might be invited to dinner and a grand estate you might sincerely I may have been invited there and so I might’ve been a sort of dinner companion at the at the spencers estate at OfferUp. Sincerely, I was at places like that in Sweden possibly and Denmark if not in Norway is the artist that she posted to her Instagram account may have been someone that I got along with very well at some point either when I was dead or alive I’m not surprised he likes his art so much so I was allowed into dinner as an actual guest it was not a position of shame. It was a position at the table you know, and I wasn’t considered an honors gas, but I was allowed at the table. This is harsh, but it’s true, and there was no pity for me. There was no looking down on me really there wasn’t it was more just oh that’s just a silver Smith you know you don’t you don’t go up to him and start trying to you know I don’t know impress him or talk to him in someway or something if he did that it’s more just you know what it what a nice man he makes excellent silver all look you know and so now we were excepted to some degree I hope you’re getting the new Watts, so it’s not like we were the stars of the show on Downton Abbey. We were one of the extra sitting at the dinner table very well Dressed but modestly and Krystal I mean it’s Laura Piana of course but you know that was probably our only pair of Loro Piana or something you know what you get the boys so it’s like we look really elegant but we’re not you know wearing that everywhere around in Grand mansion, and then eating fancy dinners at night we’re just wearing it to an occasional dinner party. I know I actually had some aristocratic friends who are real friends of mine their actual fans, we were genuinely excepted into the aristocracy as a sort of friend, dinner, companion, party companion, and possibly a wedding guest yes wedding guests that sort of thing and so that’s the extent of our grander but then instead of you know trying to get acceptance because that’s just nonsense in that scenario you try to maintain the wealth as much as you can so you’re frugal you’re thoughtful with your money you know you sort of spend things wisely but also try to enjoy yourself and keep up-to-date. This is not you know extravagantly so just enough to sort of manage and you keep you educated of course you won’t because you know before that we actually may have been one priority and some different German country there were a lot of little tiny countries in Germany and we may have ran one and then we might’ve been conquered by some neighbor him and then we ran to Norway and there people who wondered if we were Jewish no we might not have been. We might have just ran away because we lost power so in that sense we should’ve been more excepted as aristocrats probably in Sweden but I don’t know it’s not like that it’s like just you know it’s fine it’s not a big deal just enjoy yourself.
So, so no could one of my daughters have been friends with Queen Elizabeth that would’ve been a bit shocking to us, but I suppose if she met them at a dinner party when they were adults and they really hit it off and just got to talking no they could’ve been best friends Which maybe even what happened in a sense would you be open to acknowledging Lacey probably not but then the next thing she could choose to as well, but it would probably probably be really lovely because she might be good friends with Elizabeth and it’s really nice so knows that she would expect Elizabeth Teknowledge her that’s possibly just beyond the point you just sort of have fun and and have fun and you just sort of have fun why did you just turn us into hyacinth Bucket?” says

“ are you speaking on behalf of somebody else possibly all right but basically necessarily though so so you would expect to just have a real friendship with Elizabeth and she would just occasionally acknowledge you outside of dinner parties so basically she would never stub you she would never be cold towards you she would never snub you. She may even invite you to a royal official event and say hello to you and as a friend, but she would never advertise your friendship. You would never sort of be seen or known of outside of private social gatherings in the upper class?” says the CIA.
“ yes, no no no no no no you don’t expect that woman to give you some sort of title or give you some sort of prestige that isn’t appropriate you just enjoy yourself.” he says.
“ so you don’t you really don’t do you really barely care that you’re not better off!?” yells New Money Eton.
“ well, we we may have ran a country in Germany. We may have been royalty in Germany. Has your family ever ran a country!?” says this man
“ so basically, you just don’t care except you do?” they say.
“ well, we ran a country answer my question has your family ever ran a country?” he asks
“ no.” they say. 
“ well we have and it’s exhausting I mean we literally had to run away all the way to Norway in like the 15 or 1600 suite and that was exhausting. We had to take up everything after losing our country and run away to Norway him and so we didn’t we didn’t really like it, Lacey might enjoy it, but she might not actually be biologically one of us, but we were exhausted by it absolutely exhausted it’s like you know, just the effort of running a country with those who know the horses and the strategy of the castle and then there’s the water issue and then you have to worry about the diseases in the water and then all the people get mad at you even though they love you and then you get mad at them and then everyone gets sick and then they die but not all of them and then there was the mice and the bubonic plague another was the starving, and then the years that we weren’t starving and then all the babies were born. It was exhausting. It was really exhausting, and so you do that for a few hundred yours and let me tell you when you escape to Norway and you live next to a pretty Fiore when you live next to a pretty fjord set a nice farm and you make butter and then do you think gosh, you should just make some silver I’m gonna try that over about 100 years you get real good at making silver and then you start selling that and everyone loves it and everyone likes you and you move into these huge estates for dinner and people cook for you and you don’t have to do nothing OK you don’t have to milk all the cows to prove to your people that you’re not a jerk you don’t have to monitor the names of all of the children to make sure the parents don’t kill each other you just show up make pretty things out of silver and everyone’s nice and they give you good food and the country is stable and your next-door neighbor isn’t likely to show up in about 100 years with fire and swords and cut everyone’s head off you just sit there and it’s safe you know it’s not a shack it’s not made of stone we were the wealthiest country in Germany. We were actually quite wealthy but we weren’t as wealthy as some countries and so it’s just a lot easier you know cause it’s a huge Sweden it’s a huge country and it’s just a state and it’s it’s smaller possibly than our castle was in Germany but It’s is really nice and you just sit down and have yes custard and pudding‘s and tea and everyone so well mannered and they smell nice and they’re just lovely people and gosh that’s a lot easier, so no, we were very content and happy with just being silversmiths. No big deal cool with us.” he says.
“ hey OK I think we got too American over here.” says New Money Eton.
“ so if you could, if you could go back to that and take your whole family with you and just never move up, would you care or just be happy?” says New Money Eton
“ oh, yes, oh hands-down as long as people you know weren’t starving as long as my family was safe as long as everything was in gods order if we could look and just live out the rest of our lives in my family and have Matthew with Kate, and let them sort that out, of course no, we’re really not socially obsessed and Lacey isn’t either. You’ve really all misunderstood her willfully potentially.” he says
“ so you were only ever just trying to steak out what is yours?” says New Money Eton.
“ yes, and defend it from people who are trying to steal it from us hopefully you’re not one of them, but but other than that no absolutely we are just trying to sort of take care of ourselves. I guess I don’t know where people had the audacity to claim the opposite it’s vile.” he says.
“ no, I agree because it could be that you’re mistaken but if you’re not mistaken, then there’s no pretension there’s no violence on your end at all.” says New Money Eton.
“ exactly and Lacey is still actually scared and confused because it doesn’t really make any sense.” he says.
“ I think if she was appropriately dressed, and I saw her at a dinner party or even at a nice location of some sort I wouldn’t necessarily go up and talk to her, but I would never assume that she was dishonest or presumptuous for being where she is.” says a billionaire in the UK.
“ exactly know exactly because you don’t know her and I could mean that she’s in a lower class than you were at might not but essentially they’ve questioned everything she’s done from the way she swallows to the way she walks him and insisted that it was all just make-believe, which is totally psychotic.
I I’m not threatened by you. I’m really not stop threatening me.” he says.
“ my family has never ran a country.” the billionaire admits.
“ yes, I know, and I might slightly look down on you for that to be blunt but at the same time I don’t as long as you don’t bring it up you may look down on me for not being a billionaire, but would that really be such a burden for you to be in the same room with me so that’s part of it doesn’t make sense about this either part of why people were so isolated from each other is actual just emotional common sense some people just couldn’t get along and that really is weird that I would have to sort of fight with you for my place at the table because you’re offended based on what what what’s social mores what’s social views do you have that aren’t from the gutter given human evolution given family structures you’re talking to an intellectual by the way both me and Lacey so don’t try to bullshit I see a little backward nothing from the farm if that’s all you are with your fucking cheap ass plastic Billions.
I don’t want to say that to you though it’s offensive it’s offensive to me I don’t like it I don’t think you would like it either probably so, so what is this anyway cause I get the sense that you’re hostile towards me and you’re anxious and you’re trying to create anxiety in me.
No, Great Britain was not like that before America. You would’ve been a little more humble but I don’t think that’s a problem because you don’t really know people say part of the product part part of the problem sweetie is that you’re sort of pushing yourself on other people, I was there before you Not the other way around so who are you to tell me that my manners are bad where the fuck did you come from heaven Valhalla do tell!” says
“ yeah no no no no at eight if you’re riding hopefully sorry but I have a feeling you actually wish that I hadn’t said that I think part of the problem is that you people are so Christian and genuinely polite and well mannered and that’s not trendy anymore and so I wonder if that’s part of it that it’s it’s actually a sort of decay and social us you seem stuffy and we’re insecure or we just don’t like the intense serve kindness and humility that we see displayed because it makes us feel awkward and as if we don’t know what we’re doing and we don’t entirely would you care if I did talk to her?” he says.
“ at this point, I would say no she is with someone I am a ghost you may have expected that you may not have been, but would I would I have cared when you were alive we were when she was a lot of exactly what would a whenever when was the life that available no I wouldn’t of cared. I would’ve been a little worried but I wouldn’t have cared not at all and that’s where we’re hippies in my family slightly. If it is if we did run a country in Germany, it was very German. It was very socialist in a way and we were the we were the monarchy, but it was very socialist. We were very low, very loving and excepting to the point of exhaustion.” he says.
“ so you’re not the most if she is one of yours, you’re not necessarily claiming to be the most elite genes ever exist?” says the billionaire.
“ there are some Jews. There are some Jews, and other happily extinct cultures that might disagree with you and say that we had it figured out but they’re extinct, but they’re happily extinct would we claim that? No no we will certainly not claim that but again that has been her problem this whole time she can’t figure out why everyone expects her to be something that she’s not, it’s just weird.” says
“ all right so back in America we’re confused and it seems like you’re you’re you’re confusing have the Schiebels been excepted into upper class society?” asks OAOM.
“ no we haven’t but we have been excepted into upper class society, so can you move Lacey up to upper class or do you guys think that there is no such thing as inter-generational class systems?” says Jill Schiebel.
“ we don’t believe in inter-generational class systems unless if you’re excepted old money or if unless if unless of maybe we do, it’s really just what we feel about you.” admits Bobby Kennedy Junior
“ so we’re really just completely full of shit and she tried to explain reality to us, but we were too arrogant and evil to accept it!!” says Maggie Lake.
“ I am in a Gyptian ancient entity. Hi honey if there’s rain carnation, are you OK?” it says to Lacey.
“ no I’m not. I’m ready to destroy the entire world. I hate everything that’s not of God right now profoundly.” says Lacey to the Ancient Egyptian entity.
“ would you like to just come home?” it asks.
“ i’d like to go home in heaven ask God what that means.” says Lacey.
“ I know you extremely well if there’s reincarnation you can sense that I have loved you your whole life sweetheart and you sense my love I am very sorry if there’s reincarnation that you are here right now I hold myself personally accountable in Christ. I love that you’re not scared of me, I might’ve been your mother or your aunt or something or your grandmother I am I don’t know what to do cause you’re right if if there’s reincarnations this is a horrible situation.” says the Ancient Egyptian entity.
“Oh my.” says Lacey, yawning.
“ well I think that’s impressive. I’m not sure what official old are you I’m not sure what official Maria thinks I think maybe they think everyone was an Egyptian princess literally I literally think they’re that retarded and that is I mean you’re at least see there’s no other way to describe it other than just actual like mental retardation, I’m beginning to think there are way too many idiot savants running in the world right now, and that people in the past maybe were not particularly brilliant, but they weren’t quite as stupid as some people are today, so on that note, what does an old actual aristocrat from some aristocratic family think of the situation?” says Neiman Marcus.
“ I think the Kennedys are the scum of the Earth. I think they destroyed a very fragile class system that we barely had figured out in a fairly new country. I think that playing with fire was an incredibly dumb thing for them to have started to do in 2016. I think that molesting children needs to be recognized as actually just what it is molesting children. I think that the people alive today are some of the most perverse, egotistical, uneducated evil buffoons to ever walk the Earth. And I am not speaking of children necessarily. I’m talking about evil adults who don’t care about anyone but themselves.
I think it’s a joke that Bobby Kennedy Junior thinks that he’s part of the Old Money he couldn’t Anderson Cooper and try to hang out with him ever. Anderson Cooper has snubbed him before this ever started. A lot of very impressive people with impressive pedigrees have snubbed the Kennedys for years in reality. And honestly I don’t think that Mark Dayton could probably call Anderson Cooper either. I’m not sure the Anderson Cooper could call Mark Dayton.. They’ve snubbed each other. All that to say the class system as it has been understood is total fucking bullshit in America. Lacey tried to explain, possibly with our approval what actually is reality? Why did you fight her tooth and nail to the point where we know we have no country at all?” yells an Astor.
“ and because I am the new woman, and they wanted to snuff her on my behalf.” says Erin. “ and I think they thought that somehow they could make it make sense and they’re also dramatically inspired. I think there’s some thing about her that they just don’t like her they’re afraid to like her Mark or are you intimidated by Lacey when you met her in person when she was in high school, be honest.”
“ yes.” he admits.
“ that’s not good. Could you not make eye contact with her because you found her so intimidating to be around?” asks Erin.
“ yes.” he admits.
“ was that because of how pretty she is how sexy she is or was it rather because of something that you couldn’t quite place?” says Erin.
“ I was intimidated by her beauty and that’s not all there is something about her that seemed different to me, and I couldn’t quite figure out what it was but it scared me.” admits Mark Dayton.
“ yeah you came to our high school and I’ve checked out her story. I’ve checked out this it’s it’s real. I mean he was she was intimidated by her. He was intimidated by one of her friends to which kind of confuses me slightly and yet nuts him actually, I think it was like secondhand embarrassment for Lacey that you were so intimidated by her, she thought why is he so shy and awkward this man is like kind of a big deal I don’t understand it but I think it had something to do with you thinking that you were not a big deal just because you were dating who bullied you guys into thinking that you were something that was nothing?” says Katie G.
“ people who I went to school with.” he says.
“ I have a feeling some of those people were bluffing and what makes me angry is that you never called them out her family never calls people out. This country has been totally dysfunctional and that way and I don’t think it was the end of everything until she came and lives here. You guys really need to figure out whether or not there’s reincarnation, because if there is, she’s a dead, Scottish aristocrat, who is married to Len Billings he was straight he still is he always has been and he actually is the holy Roman emperor Constantine this is real. Or if there’s not reincarnation the holy Roman emperor, Constantine is actually involved in the situation because he keeps being referenced and he’s not in hell to say the least and he’s not exactly happy about it he’s not mad at Lacey. He said the furious at himself if he’s Lem or he’s furious at a lot of other people
It’s you know sad because Mark it’s nice talking to you seem like a nice man so I want to quickly clarify for anyone reading he went to her school because he was a sort of political speaker and her teacher. I think it was Meredith. Abby had them all kind of hang out with him And ask him questions she went to a rich kids school where Mark Dayton showed up and made comments like oh you guys play hockey my sons go to Blake and they’re really good at hockey to him kind of like they were hockey high schools to try to relate to the students And Lacey thought that was charming and endearing and humble, and that actually might’ve been part of the reason he got so thrown by her subconsciously.
Oh, so the thing is him I’m scared. I’m scared for my brother. I’m scared for my family. I’m scared right now because she really is being statistically tortured. You really are statistically torturing her maybe not all of you constantly but you really are statistically torturing her and I don’t think that you guys can handle power in this country and I don’t really want to become part of Canada but I’m a little worried that if you should Vance and JD, Vance and Bobby, Kennedy, Junior, and MSNBC and other people who are really not ideologically driven they’re just egotistically driven Art rained in that this is not just going to be a silly blog post. It’s going to become reality. You guys either need to blow her and her family up or you need to shoot them all to the point where they don’t feel it because there’s too many gunshots and it’s too dang quick and they’re all together as a family, somewhere in Paris or London or something or you really have to let it go. There are no other options. You have to either just killed them all quickly and one fell swoop not individually, not kidnap them not torture them because that’s just gonna be a bloody hell for you people you don’t want that trust me, you do have nerve endings you do exist you’re not gonna see success when you die you’re going to regret it to the point where I don’t think God would necessarily even let that happen to you people if you’re too stupid and retarded to barely exist anymore. And honestly, even if you did kidnap her and her kids, I don’t think they would survive. I think they would probably kill themselves as quickly as possible and we do all have mortal bodies. If you put her in a coma, she would die there’s literally no way to keep torturing him at all so your options are to either cut your losses kill them quickly and send them to the other side. I owe her Chuck roll up and stop being such weird, fucking freaks and just kind a let it go.” yells Katie Gonzala. “ Lacey has tried to say this to all of you, but people are talking over her in the afterlife so you can’t hear her spirit asserting itself because Jack has talked over her every time she’s tried to because he is a boy and here is no idea how dangerous and dumb it is.”
“ see you guys are literally reading him making fun of her and then you think you’re in the clear?” says Uganda.
“ yeah because to us that seems like a sign of weakness.” says the Illuminati.
“ so you guys think you’re getting your salvation through JFK?” says Satan.
“ yes, possibly?” says OAOM.
“ how did you guys get so confused?” says God, to help.
“ big because he’s grandpa Jack to us. He is our loving, perfectly perfect grandfather or father.” admits the Illuminati.
“ do you know if your people are like a sort of peasant tribe somewhere in Africa where if a random poor man from the wilderness, showed up on your in your tribe and hit up a bunch of bullshit about being the illegitimate child of a son God, and made it sound convincing enough you’d fall for it and he’d have you licking his ass making him rich and living the life probably until he was dead in that house. That sort of thing has happened in history random weird people have just wandered into some really lowly unfortunate tribe and started bullshitting them. You guys are like that and you know that’s for America sad because it was is a country that was supposed to be strong and defiant of social class, but there is reality and so a lot of you were not aware and you ended up putting yourselves into a situation where I think you’ve destroyed democracy even as a concept, if if America fails and Great Britain will be democratic but probably less so that it has been for almost 100 years. It’ll it’ll still be a democracy, but probably fairly less than it has been for a while and they may be export X they may be ending certain allowances I don’t think that’s a problem and I think that everyone will be fine, but I don’t think that it bodes well for the Rothschilds and I don’t think about is well for a lot of other people I don’t think the end of the Rothschilds but I don’t think it necessarily. I don’t think it’s a pleasant thing and I think that it’s sad I’ve been dead for hundreds of years. I am a black man from Africa who 102 tribe and did this. I was the Jack Kennedy of my tribe him but I was killed because they discovered I was a cheat and a traitor, and in the process I received Christ through the Holy Spirit and his mercy and I am in a happy place but I just wanted to warn you this is not good what you’ve done is not good. It’s extremely bad, it’s very very bad. Lacey took solace in Genoa copies things fall apart or everything falls apart and she believed that maybe everything had fallen apart but there was still somehow mysteriously God please figure out if there’s red carnation or not please try to figure that out, because if there is, she was lied to not everything fell apart, but the fact that you’ve left her thinking that is on your soul you will all be held responsible for everything that you’ve done your entire life and for those of you who think you’re innocent when you’re not you’ll have to hope that you’re retarded or insane please stop, enabling each other to go to hell please stop enabling each other to go to hell to go to hell.” says a dead Black man.
“Kate where does that leave us?” says Lacey
“ i’m just mad that my husband is dead. I mean I’m grieving and you think that someone like you would have a lot more respect for that. You are a pretentious bitch.
And why aren’t you accepting that as I’m saying that to you because I can tell you’re resisting it how dare you?” says Kate.
“ how am I pretentious Kate?” says Lacey.
“ is it funny she make it for you to make a fool of me is it funny to you to just write stuff on your blog and make a fool of me?” says Kate
“ no it’s not funny necessarily at all and I’m not even sure I’m making a fool of you. That’s not what’s happening I don’t think. No. If it isn’t appropriate at all, I’m sorry how am I pretentious Kate?” says Lacey.
“ stop being so nice!” she yells.
“ I am just a nice person. actually I’m kind. how am I being pretentious?” says Lacey.
“ you’re you’re you’re being always so on top of things you’re always so in control and on top and and and in top of things like on top of things I don’t think you’re probably quite that put together.” says Kate.
“ I have no idea what you’re talking about. I think you’re talking about being a peasant. I’m not that lowly in my brain. I’m sorry.” says Lacey. 
“ so you literally physically could never sound like me and be this broken up like you literally physically can’t even do this!?!?” she yells.
“ you sound like you’re extremely drunk and I can’t be that way I can start dying. Lem’s has heard that, but no I I I am not physically capable of sounding like you. I cannot physically do that it is physically impossible.” says Lacey.
“there are a decent number of aristocrats, but also Scandinavians, who are also in capable of that physically the queen was one of them as was I really really physically or not capable of sounding like you can’t we were not faking it we genuinely don’t sound like you.” says Prince Philip.
“ what was the sex like with you and Matthew?” says Kate.
Lem rolls his eyes.
“ Kate, they never had sex. They literally never did anything so she can’t really honestly answer that. But that being said, I have a feeling that you’re kind of losing your mind that you’re you’re looking for evidence that you’re superior again or what?” says Lem.
Later, after finding out what sex meant to them…Lacey and Lem are still confused.
“I told them. I’m confused too.” says a dead doctor.
“I felt like we were in a good marriage until he got depressed.” says Kate.
“How happy were you?” asks Lacey.
“HAPPY!” she says, before weeping.
“Did you have any idea?” says Lacey.
Kate thinks. “No.” she says.
“But you must have known he was sad?” says Lacey.
“Yes!! But I didn’t know…it was that bad.” she says.
Later.
“ Kate, I was not particularly interested in you and your marriage to my cousin, until he started talking to me.” says Lacey. “ he told me that apparently he could have married me possibly because I’m not biologically his cousin and then he went through a very long, very personal explanation about a great many thanks that is not recorded on this blog. That’s why I care because he’s a spirit and we’re all spirits and for some reason I’m not entirely alive anymore, even though I’m alive. And so if there’s a Purgatory, I kind of have to deal with whatever he says to me because it’s it’s terrifying. If I don’t it feels scary.
And so I I’m not. I’m sorry if I’ve handled it poorly I’m sorry if I’ve hurt you I’ve been trying to be brazenly truthful at the expense of possibly being nice and I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.” says Lacey.
She cries.
“ did you ever lust after him?” she says.
“ what is lost, finding somebody attractive, or something a little more than that?” says Lacey.
“I don’t think Lacey lusted after him. I’m sorry, Kate.” says Lacey.
“ he he really approached her. He really approached her, Kate.” says the original Kick Kennedy.
“ did he ever try having a deep personal conversation with you and you just didn’t want to do that with him or not?” asks Lacey.
“ yes he did it. I know it wasn’t what I wanted it to be. We didn’t have a good connection.” says Kate.
“ did you reject him or did it just not work?” says Lacey.
“ do you think I might’ve rejected him? That’s interesting.” says Kate. “ Yeah, I very well might have.”
“ that’s what I thought so you thought things were fine because he was the one always carrying the weight of the relationship but then when he got severe depression and he couldn’t carry the weight anymore, everything fell apart and then he eventually committed suicide that’s possibly what happened Kate. I’m sorry.” says Maggie.
“ see I didn’t realize that I was making him do that. I didn’t realize that I was making him actually carry the entire relationship. Interesting yeah.” says Kate.
“ what why did you guys give Bobby Kennedy so much authority over all western civilization in the 1990s?” says NBC to the Illuminati.
“ because he was incredibly cool back then in our estimation, learn Billings was cool he was cool, and we never worked it out in our head. What was really going on because we were spoiled rotten by our parents.” says the Illuminati.
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“ they were a really popular family that one time they’re not as popular anymore, but they were extremely popular!” says a 70 year old woman.
“ yeah, no less remember that too. It wasn’t that long ago but it was it was a while ago.” says the Illuminati.
“ so so basically Kate, I don’t think that your marriage was good as you thought it was.” says Freud.
“ he never complained. He never barely said anything. He said some stuff, but it was never like really obvious that he was that depressed.” says Kate.
“ least you would’ve noticed I would’ve noticed and I guess you just didn’t.” says Lem.
Matt winces. “I think I decided to die when you spent a night with Lem in Two Harbors.”
“No that’s possible. Matt died in 2024 in January and she was celebrating Lem’s birthday in like April in Two Harbors, Minnesota alone with him. Why did that trigger you to want to commit suicide?” says the CIA.
“Because Bobby got angry.
You guys were like obsessively listening the entire night while they slept together. He had her like chained to a bed just to have fun. He just thought it was fun and so he chained her to a bed supernaturally just for the fun of it for his birthday and Bobby lost his shit and decided to do something really evil to get back at her. Why did you kill me though. I don’t get it?” says Matt.
“Matthew they sacrificed you because Lem Billings was straight. They’re insane!!!” says Kate to Matt.
“The idea that young Bobby had was to umm…get even with you, for being so smug. Why to be Matthew? Because Matthew was most vulnerable to suicide. He was the one they found through the demonic who was the most vulnerable to death.” says JFK.
“When do you stop being offended by Lacey just being herself?” says Karrie. 
“Is that really who she is?” says Anderson Cooper.
“Anderson yes that’s who she is.” says Karrie.
“It’s not really smug unless Dodi Al-Fayed, and his father were smug.” says a dead sister of Katie J..
Lacey laughs.
“Would you describe me as a smug?
Well whether there’s reincarnation or not she really does have a personality that is sort of Egyptian. I don’t think that’s smug unless if Egyptian‘s are all smug, Indians are all smug the Chinese are all smug? Because she’s ‘smug’ in the way that we are. It’s a personality trait of some sort, however, it got inside of her. It’s not her being smug, it’s her personality and you just don’t quite seem to grasp the concept of it.” says Dodi Al Fayed.
“So are there other other British people who are Egyptian if there’s reincarnation?” says Princess. 
“Yes!” says Lem.
“I think that is something that they often have thought. Old aristocrats.” says the princess.
“Except in Lacey’s case if there’s reincarnation, it really is true regardless.” says God.
“Well I’m incredibly sorry Kate. I hope that when you get to Heaven and you find your billionaire soulmate that you’ll find Matthew to be happy as well and I hope that your life is as happy as it can be until you get there.” says Lacey.
“Well I highly suspect Canada might actually be well into the US at this point if there’s an illuminati, and it may start manifesting. And I trust that that’ll happen safely and peacefully over time.” says Canada.
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