Tree Strings by Jonny Greenwood plays.
If there’s reincarnation we can talk about Becca and her aesthetic. Her Love Spell that she wore daily. Like a man wears cologne. Her thick smokey purple eye-shadow. Her pixie hair. The way she refused to wear a coat in the winter in Pennsylvania. Preferring a Gap black zippered hoodie instead. Even in the winter. Digging her hands in her sweatshirt pockets in fists. Or we can talk about THIS.
And as much as I love to analyze motivations and aesthetics…this is very important.
But is it real!???
You see…
1:35
If there’s reincarnation Kate Nesheim…was once DARK.
Dark like dark chocolate, sure. Breathy. And spiced. …And she lived right around here:
Maybe a little further into the Atlantic Ocean. Further northwest.
North by northwest. Northwest Airlines? Hmm… Who knows?
What happened to this LOST ISLAND? *I smile* EXACTLY!
There is so much hidden below the surface. There is so much lost. But why aren’t we mourning? Because for most of us…we secretly know IT STILL EXISTS in the mind of God.
Evil has taken that from me. Me, Lacey Banks. But God is greater than evil. So I’m not particularly worried. Let me remind you why.
In Christ we are FOREVER.
3:54
This second is just a mere second. A delicacy. A drop of eternity. Savor it. But don’t forget YOU’RE EXTREMELY RICH. There is SO MUCH MORE. There’s FOREVER.
Scary? Comforting? Hmm…with Christ…it’ll all be okay. It’ll be…good. Fine.
But hey…what about Atlantis? The lost city of Atlantis? If Atlantis exists…there’d be likely to be SO MANY OTHERS. …Earth tends to have patterns. Right? Gosh…I could be wrong…but…what if?
“She may be a friend of mine, not in a way that’s not platonic, but she could be a friend of mine.” says Hamish Harding.
The song ends.
A moment of dark silence.
The song starts over in this case.
“Where is it?” says Lacey.
“Was I there?” asks Matt, riding out in and on the ocean on a racing yacht. In Purgatory. He surveys the vastness.
“No.” says Lacey. “You were not.”
2:28
Astonished by the beauty of the water…Matt is left…humbled. Like the Norwegian he is. He is humbled by the ocean, like the Norwegian he is. He ducks down into himself. Crying. Wipes his face. Shakes very, very slightly.
Kate EXISTED without him. Or could. She’s real. …And possibly quite…mysterious and dangerous.
You can’t often safely assume things. Sometimes. But not often.
2:59
Where…IS SHE?
Matt weeps. Why!? Because he’s dead…and Kate…is not. And suddenly he loves her. Painfully, achingly so. And he was the one who separated them. He did it. So it’s almost as if…she died. Ran off with a lover? And left him…exhausted, wandering, and torturously thirsty for her love. It’s a sharp pain. And a dry, parched misery.
3:37
Do we like this? Or do we hate this? Oh dear…what a horrific thing to consider. But that’s ART. That’s literature. WE ARE THE GREEK CHORUS. So what do you think?
I’m curious to see more. I really am!
Matt arrives. And Hamish Harding brings him deep into the ocean.
Hammer and Tape by Jonny Greenwood plays.
First it’s aqua. As they descend. Then it’s darker. A pretty sky blue. Oh! Creepy. Then….milky cobalt?
1:09
The song ends.
Now it’s very, very dark.
It’s at 3,000 feet down.
They reach the correct altitude. It’s pitch black. Strange creatures surround them. They look like aliens. They stare at them, possibly genuinely confused.
Dark Streets by Jonny Greenwood plays.
They move forward in various different directions. Over many miles. Covering many miles.
1:13
Matt was never there indeed.
1:32
The song ends.
Was she!? Are the sea creatures trying to tell us that there isn’t reincarnation? Or that Matt was never there?
They land on the exact spot where the island would have been. Touch down. The sea floor settles back down around them.
Nina Through Glass by Jonny Greenwood plays.
0:36
And as it’s Purgatory they drill down. About 1,000 feet deep.
And find a covered city. Pillars.
There may have been an earthquake and a volcanic eruption. Or something? It sank? And then there was a volcanic eruption?
Regardless, if this island existed…it sank into the ocean floor about…600 years ago? Maybe 500? So not that long ago.
There are still a great many islands in this area.
The song ends.
Dark Streets (Reprise) by Jonny Greenwood plays as they dart through streets and abandoned estates, lit by the light of the submersible.
Does this exist?
It’s a limestone city? Or is that- What was that? It’s reddish?
What’s Petra made of?
“Sandstone!??” says Lacey, in disbelief.
The song ends.
Silence
Carpathian Ridge by Michael Andrews plays.
Lacey is anxious. She calms herself.
“How could sandstone support 1,000 feet of ocean floor over it?” says Lacey.
“It’s not that difficult. It’s mostly just ash. Just…hardened ash. Sand. You’d be surprised how strong sandstone can be.” says Hamish Harding.
“Okay. So…that seems strong. But it scares me.” says Lacey.
Cantus in Memory of Benjamin Britten by Arvo Pärt plays.
“Yeah!!” says Hamish Harding.
“I’d have been terrified living here.” says Lacey.
Hamish Harding laughs. “Why?”
“I’d somehow have known that the ocean was about to swallowed me whole.” says Lacey. “I’d have lived in constant fear.”
1:57
The song cuts off.
Tree Synthesisers by Jonny Greenwood plays.
“Let me the fuck out of here!” yells Matt Nesheim.
“Hold on.
Let’s stay a little longer.” says Hamish Harding.
“Losers lose. Winners win.” says Lacey.
What Up Gangsta by 50 Cent plays.
Lacey throws up gang signs.
“Ooo…you wet.” says Lacey, slitting throats.
1:24
“We don’t play. LOSERS.” says Lacey. “Ain’t survival mean nothing to you shit-asses?”
“Fine.” admits this dead island nation.
The song ends.
“No it’s not that we hate you, but don’t start flashing like gang signs and trying to take us over when you’ve already lost. There’s something very evil about that, potentially.” says Lacey.
“Agreed!” says a dead victorious British king.
“ Jack made us go into competition with you, and that was kind of perverse and for what it’s worth we’re sorry.” they might be saying to Lacey.
“ if I can say that safely why why are we in competition you did lose I’m better at fighting safe places to live whatever culture I represent that being said you had some thing I just got shouted over by a bunch of assholes and if they’re not you, I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
They think. “ it is us. We agreed to get in on a sweet deal for our egos. Essentially, that being said it wasn’t something we were overly interested in or committed to, and we’ve regretted it to the point of literal physical nauseating being nauseated many times over the course of your life Race we’re not quite as evil as him and we’re trying to deal with our evil with Christ that does exist. If there’s reincarnation Kate was one of us about it might be closer to 700 years ago or 800 years ago. She was here on the island we do look kind of like Indians, sort of like Hispanics sort of like Incan’s were very dark, but the sort of tropical way. Where did we originally come from Possibly sort of over India Greece kind of in that area and then we came here and made this our home for about about 500 years believe it or not. There was a Civilization here for about 500 years of fairly happy people it was a volcanic country in a sense, but the volcano was ancient and the water is sort of covered up to the ground and then this is my quick analysis and then you’re right there was another earthquake and a possible underground volcanic eruption, and then we just sort of got tilted and sucked into the ocean, and it was terrifying. It might seem silly. Look into some people, but it was almost like the ocean literally swallowed the island up. That’s not some thing that may be happens on the earth much anymore, but that kind of thing might’ve happened somewhat frequently in the past so we can sort of got home and then sort of got swallowed up slightly. Yeah there was possibly a lot of shift movement Dad, so do you know of the shifting of the continents and such that caused a lot of of islands to be swallowed some to be spit back out But our island if we existed was swallowed up and then we got sucked in and a lot of us just drowned. Basically our bodies are littered all over the ocean in this area or they were kind of like in titanic so there were thousands of us just all over the ocean, floating drowning, sinking there could’ve been some unfortunately some some children and women in in these buildings who went down with it That they would’ve been left behind and died and then obviously they would’ve drowned. They actually might’ve been trying to hold their breath because they thought that somehow they would pop back up or something they didn’t. We didn’t know that much back then, but then they would’ve just drowned not that far into the ocean Where their bodies would have been left in the water yes, that may have something to do with the witchcraft that sank Gideon and Maeve but their bodies would’ve been left in the water about pretty much attached to this city, and things will have settled on top of them, but there could be one or two bodies buried somewhere like skeletal, remains, possibly other not as a surly, but there could be something of that nature like one or two skeletons somewhere There were a lot of very beautiful things. We weren’t big on material possessions there wasn’t a lot of gold. There wasn’t a lot of silver there was a lot of you know gemstones it was mostly just mostly just us we yes you’re seeing a lot of foliage was there was an incredible amount of foliage, it was a very, very, very fertile very fertile very fertile land you could grow a lot so fresh fruits there was like we had something that was there kind of like sheep or goats and then there were a lot of plants. Yeah we love decorating with plants for the snakes there were a few but believe it or not not that many of the ones that we did have weren’t necessarily poisonous believe it or not there weren’t that many poisonous snakes, they’re worth that many poisonous snakes were there dangerous fish in the ocean yes, there were horrifying the scary fish in the ocean some creatures that actually might not exist anymore believe it or not who kind of looks like swordfish but I don’t think they were swordfish obviously maybe they were some sort of shark, but there were a lot of there were a lot of fish like that right outside of the island and we were scared to leave the island we stayed on the island you would go kind of in the water but people weren’t really swimmers they were more just do you know kind of they mired the water and they were just kind of walk on the beach and sort of enjoy the sounds were there turtles on the island yeah, there were a few there were a few turtles here but there were a few of them we didn’t get too many dinosaurs out here. We got a lot of flying dinosaurs but not many of the other sorts for whatever reason I don’t know they just didn’t stay out here. It was too far out or something and not enough room for them but we got some flying dinosaurs back in the day so to speak so there could be a few dinosaur remains from flying dinosaurs we were we were not the most spiritually fantastic group of people, but I don’t know that we were any more evil than modern day Sri Lanka.
We do look a little bit like the Sri Lankans we’re not the same people, but we look similar. We also resemble the Asmats. We also resemble some native people of Australia. And there’s a slight resemblance to the Indonesians and yes, the Indians again you’re going back to the Indians, which is interesting,
Disco Inferno by 50 Cent plays.
we were wild at times this song would have fit in very well in our culture. We would’ve thought it was like fire like roasted meat like perfect.
Aw, I may have been Kates husband I may have been Kate Nash, James husband if there’s reincarnation, I was either a billionaire who lived or I was a billionaire who was supposed to live or it was… It is an infant or I am alive and I’m a billionaire if there’s reincarnation. So I was an ancient person, and I was him, and I was a very handsome to her. I was a very handsome, dark man.” he admits.
“ kind of like that that’s not a real person and I didn’t look exactly like him I was straight I’m not sure if that matters is bisexual, gay or straight I was straight but I did look somewhat like that. Somewhat slightly like that.” says Kate’s husband if there’s reincarnation.
“ how long were you married to her?” asks India.
“ and I about 70 years.” he says.
1:50
“ are you two twin flames?” says a woman.
“ yes, we would be in Christianity. Yes, so we were separated at our death and then about 100 years after that is when there was the earthquake but when we were alive, we were very happy this is gonna sound strange, but we kept smelling something hot like cooked meat that was coming from the ocean that’s what it smelled like to us was cooked meat coming from the ocean it was probably some chemical some. You know some chemicals, some sort of dirt or something there could’ve been minor earthquakes or something near us and we just never really experienced much or something but we did we smelled something odd while we were alive, that would come from the ocean every once in a while, but then you know it’s like what what would that even be and then our great grandchildren are the ones who died so if there’s reincarnation, Kate is still horrified, and in shock to the point of almost being numb about the loss of her great grandchildren that was extraordinarily traumatic to her if there’s reincarnation she still trying to cope with it she feels like she died because it’s just so it’s hard for her to except that it was them not her that experienced it and she’s in denial about it. I don’t know that she’s 100% innocent she could be a bit of a narcissist or a little deceptive in someway, or some thing there could be something a little off about her psychologically, but if she’s in Christ and there’s been incarnation, I’m not terribly worried it’ll get worked out everyone’s fine no you know but if things get stuck in your head and maybe she wouldn’t like how I look now if she saw me but I don’t care if there’s reincarnation someday I will make her fall in love with me again.” he says, smiling.
2:13
Kate giggles in Heaven watching him dance if there’s reincarnation.
2:39
“ Kate was actually possibly less attractive than then she is now, but he found her just extraordinarily beautiful in her soul. Their culture may have been a little deeper than the west. In that way, so beauty wasn’t just physical. They somehow perceived her as being deep in her soul and beautiful so she was she was not unattractive she was attractive, but she’s better looking now, but she she found her as an eternal person just extraordinarily beautiful.” says Lacey.
The song ends.
Lacey takes a deep breath.
Too Rich For The Bitch by 50 Cent plays.
Lacey chills.
“I’m too rich for the bitch.” says Lacey poetically. “I’m straight. But there’s something about his attitude I get.”
“What’s do it baby mean?” asks India.
“For me, that’s women making total fucking assholes of themselves, farting shitting in their own face, trying to compete with me in some crap ass way. And then just letting me clean up their shit with Christ, or watching Him throw them into eternal Hell.” says Lacey. “She ugly. She ugly. UGLY. Maybe not to husband, maybe not to Christ…but in comparison to me she ugly. No…she want whatever the fuck it is that she wants for me but she ain’t getting nothin’. Not really…
And I’ll just use her shit for Christ.
It’s not quite what he’s saying but there’s something similar psychologically. Deal with it. I’m straight. It’s a complicated psychological concept, I guess. Grow the fuck up.” says Lacey.
The song ends.
“I think I have a very similar psychology, which is right. The bitch could be many things. It could be something political. It could be women. It could be a lot of things, but I strongly identify with that attitude myself.” says Tsar Vladimir Putin.
“If there is reincarnation, I don’t think I made a very good Empress. I don’t think I have a fucking clue how to run a country…just so you know.” says Becca Fuester who was Fausta, if there’s reincarnation.
“Probably not.” says Harvard.
“This song, this song scares me. This song really scares me because this is not…this is not what I thought, OK?” says Becca.
“Becca did you not know that Constantine was hiding this part of himself…or did you not understand that it was a fallen world, and that Lacey might have swords and stuff in her that he was supposed to have had, but that got separated somehow, and sent to her instead of him. I’m not- I’m not gonna even wait for you to answer. But I think you missed something and I think you feel like a fucking idiot and maybe you are one. Deal with Christ.” says a dead Boomer.
“I only vaguely understand this possibly. We were too evil to quite grasp the holiness and the righteous anger in this song.” says the leader of this lost island.
“This is the ancient wealth of Africa.” says a dead African king.
“This was me. If there’s reincarnation. With Zelda.” says Scott Fitzgerald. “But I kept breaking myself open for her. Over…and…over…and…over…and over.
WHY DID YOU ALL ASSUME HER SHIT DIDN’T STINK!?!” finally yells F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Hate It Or Love It by 50 Cent plays.
They tour the ruins a bit longer. Gathering information.
Matt looks slightly psychotic…but okay.
Then they move upwards. Fast. Supernaturally fast. Hamish feels bad for Matt.
1:45
The song plays. On the surface.
3:14
Matt looks relieved to see the sunlight. He’s held by Jesus as he weeps.
The song fades and ends.
Then they all fade away. For the moment. It’s Purgatory.
Lacey sits on her bed. In her bedroom.
Lux Aeterna plays.
“ i’m not satisfied that’s a lot of very personal information about me and I still feel that Kate is the one who’s actually quite smug and I’m mad at my cousin Matthew if there’s reincarnation he messed up, he found the wrong woman separated from her twin flame. I am the one he was supposed to be helpful to not Kate, and if there’s that’s the thing, if there’s ring carnation, his sons were possibly supposed to be born in heaven and so I’ve been a Bandan here without him and that’s comforting but no one will let me say stuff like that because they just constantly point fingers at me like I have a scarlet letter on my chest and it’s sick and it’s perverted and I’m quite sick of it.” says Lacey.
“ maybe if you didn’t go around being too rich for a bitch we wouldn’t be putting a scarlet letter on your body.” says an Asmat on behalf of her haters.
“ what about me then?” says Tsar Putin. “ you turn me into a sexless nothing and her into something that she’s not some Horesh bitch and I’m not a sexless nothing you guys are disgusting.”
“ if you have attached yourself to her and you’re not as innocent as her, God won’t let you get away with it if however, you really are that innocent in someway Vladimir I have no idea what to say because I am not innocent I’m quite perverse, but if there is reincarnation I don’t think I don’t think things are going the way they’re supposed to.” says Bobby.
1:45
Putin smiles. Sighs.
“ fuck why did people in the media think that led Billings was the Greek chorus of the Kennedy family that is public information and Lacey has referenced that and I’m referencing that now and I find it hilarious. I don’t think he was the Greek chorus of the kitty family at all I don’t think he had a clue what was going on in that way, I think she does. I think we did to some degree I think we’re figuring them out. I think he had some insight but I don’t think he was there, Greek chorus. I think he was possibly there hostage but I don’t think he was the Greek chorus? I think that’s laughably hilariously inaccurate.” says a reader.
The song ends.
Cleaning Apartment plays.
0:34
“ why does she have to go through this?!?” yells Matthew Nesheim at God.
“Do you want to talk about that for a few minutes?” says Lacey.
“ she’s one of Vladimir Putin soulmates.” says an angel. “ they’re not necessarily supposed to be together, but if there’s an illuminati, and even if there’s not, she prays for him pretty much all the time in her spirit, if she can, and she could be very helpful to him if he’s waging a sort of holy war on behalf of Christ.
How did she get stuck in that position? Um, well that’s the thing if there’s been Carnation, he was headed he was already on earth. He was already here and he have he may have been crying out to Christ to sort of help him. And she may have heard that and that’s where things get very ugly and dark.
Before they died, if there’s reading carnation, Lacey and them were twin flames essentially, but they hadn’t really ever been happy in the way that most people are. And so he was madly in love with her in a way that she can’t even psychologically comprehend. Then she will never be able to way that she’s been loved by her father, but almost never by a mom, or even really any maternal figures other than the British… she has not been able to fathom it.
That’s not why is she’s too difficult for Satan, but it is part of her psychology unfortunately. There may be no reincarnation, and that could be the answer to the riddle in your soul. But Lacey feels as though we need to cover our bases because we haven’t really figured it out theologically yet as Christians I’d say on her behalf in other peoples behalf, who should be helpful to her. I am so basically basically what happened is that they didn’t have a lot of love in their marriage that she was aware of at a really high like level. She felt that for him to, but she was not aware that he felt that for her, and that was his fault. I was a very fallen man as we as many people can be, even if they’re good, even if they’re godly people, and he was not cruel to her at all, but he was very distant at times, but it wasn’t actually because he didn’t love her it was just because he was Very he was very he was very thoughtful and hot who is a little for lack of a better word of befuddled he would get befuddled at times, and some people might think it was stupidity. It wasn’t. He wasn’t stupid, but it it would take him a moment at times to sort of figure things out and in that moment he would seem distant to her, and he was distant, but it wasn’t because he was rejecting her. It was because he’s sort of was trying to sort of pause time to think something through and he didn’t realize maybe that she her heart kept beating. You know when she kept feeling things, and he couldn’t distance himself from her in that way, but it might’ve been a cover for some sort of a sad tendency to sort of stutter or kind of talk gibberish as he was trying to figure something out and make a fool of himself, but he can he just he really is her twin flame but he just couldn’t quite he couldn’t quite get the hang of it so to speak how to sort of explain himself to her Some people are a lot better at it. Vladimir Putin is one of them. He understands that you kind of have to keep the fires burning with your wife you can’t just leave them confused so but in love would think I was that makes sense but you don’t wanna overwhelm them, and so he didn’t quite figure it out There could’ve been some issue of pride on his part or some thing but anyway, whatever it was it’s seemingly insignificant but not in the circumstance so he left her with the wrong impression. If there’s reincarnation do you left her thinking that they were in love, but that basically she couldn’t trust him to be dead without her Because it’s like there’s that distant sudden death and then what’s gonna happen when he’s distant from her or is he going to get stolen by somebody is he going to end up falling out of love with her or is she gonna turn into a monster it scared her, and so she ended up accidentally committing suicide. It was an accident, but it was suicide, but it was an accident.
Oh, she knew that. She was killing herself with all the alcohol, and she went along with that willingly, but she didn’t really mean to die. In that moment it wasn’t like she made the conscious choice to die, but the heart intent was there.
So anyway, she died. They spent some time together, but then things got totally messed up when they came back and then she was waiting for him and she got tricked and that’s where things get really awful.
She was waiting and she was listening, but she were not sure if she maybe was missing Tom who is her dad if there’s a incarnation he was the Egyptian pharaoh. It’s possible that she was just missing Tom and just wanted to crawl into his lap and have him hold her again, she really does love love top as her dad especially if there’s reincarnations so it’s possible she was just missing her father and just wanted to go see her dad and just just go check on daddy and see what Dad is up to and to spend time with him so that could’ve been part of it what what went wrong it also is possible that she is a bad list for a time as a child of God maybe she doesn’t always listen closely enough. Oh so she may have been a little rebellious and wanted you to go see Tom and have a little tiny amount of said not like some thing monstrous but just a teeny amount of rebellion where she wanted to go see Tom, her dad and she wasn’t going to wait so that’s not like pure evil but it’s just a tiny bit of evil. So it’s possible there was just a tiny bit of rebellion in her from against God where she wanted to go see Dad and she wasn’t going to wait because she wanted to go see Dad. Him but it’s not. It’s not a crazy amount of rebellion. It’s really it’s really not. It’s pretty mild. Yeah so if there’s ring carnation she missed she missed her dad she Miss Tom she may been waiting for him to give birth to her, and then he didn’t think it made sense, and she was obedient but then she got you know, impatient , then why don’t you just go see Dad. 
Oh so so so so she got to be in her bonnet to go see her father possibly but or it could’ve been just that she was a bad listener or she wasn’t listening long enough and she was being impatient, but it wasn’t a lot of sin it was just a very small amount. 
Him and that’s the problem that got taken advantage of that tiny little shred of sin got totally used to just try to destroy her soul by JFK and his grandfather they use just that little tiny shred of sin that she was holding onto in purgatory if there’s reincarnations and used it to destroy her or try to destroy her. Him there are a lot of children who have died recently, who are not going to be reincarnated possibly ever if there even is reincarnation, they are not coming back ever again because you treated them so poorly you molested the shit out of them poor things in some cases since they were babies and so it’s a huge fuck you from them to everyone who’s alive
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Actually, there are a lot of dead people right now who love to say, fuck you to most loving people even nice people not children, but a lot of living adults. People who died in the pandemic people who died in flash floods people who have died from a lot of different things that wouldn’t have happened if you guys had given his shit so to speak.
They’re all I mean there are literally billions of dead people who are extraordinarily pissed off
How does that mathematically makes sense well, you can’t people who died in the pandemic you can’t the people who were supposed to be born from the pandemic, I mean come on it starts to add up the people who were supposed to be born, and then the people who died in the fires of people who have died, and anything related to this, even possibly in the past or the people who are supposed to be here who aren’t and if there’s reincarnations they’re literally billions of people who are very very angryZ
So that’s something to look forward to if you’re evil in the illuminati and you sell children the rage of billions of people for eternity would you rather have that or go to hell I would choose to deal with that in Christ because hell is actually worse but I guess if you choose to reject Christ and you’d rather just be self important and stupid, God can’t stop you You really do you have free will
If there’s not reincarnation, there might not be billions but there are hundreds of millions of people who are angry anyway
Oh, so I’m getting back to the incarnation though are you you don’t seem to fathom what’s going on which is really extremely hopeless. The people in charge right now seems so slow not all of them, but far too many of them seem really in capable of comprehending what’s going on.
They might be trying though and that’s good.
I am the thing is that basically oh yeah that’s what happened she got she got suckered into it you know and she’s a very sacrificial person and so it’s possible that she actually was coming down here partially in the back of her head to help Putin but you have to keep in mind that she knew she was with him for eternity But he was not in a good place with her so it’s possible that she was accidentally hearing things from Putin or other people mostly him, though she was probably hearing the depressed sadness of Louis. She was probably or had been hearing Harold lobe and his psychosis and hopelessness as he died, she was probably hearing Michael very briefly and she was definitely hearing Putin. She hurt a lot and I think I think it got confusing to her. Combine with the love for her father and it just made sense so when honey fits does like to nut, Nashone will be your mother as like you know G OK that sounds good and then she heard Putin saying that’s a great idea and his spirit and then you know they didn’t. This is a honey Fitz and Jack if there’s reincarnations didn’t know they didn’t know what was drawing her, and they had no idea That Vladimir Putin was Aleksey and that he was the one calling to her to come down and pray for him essentially they had no idea if there’s reincarnation what was drawing her. They just knew that they just knew that something was drawing her and that was good enough for them so it’s like somethings drying her good enough, no worries rights is Tami anything that important ants because like she’s just a head of assertive no Norwegian farm kit they they may have been in there evil little confused about who they were sending her to or even where they were in space and space and time so they had her as a poor Norwegian American farm kid before she came back and that’s not what she’s ever been but it’s like I don’t know who’s calling her but it’s no big deal because they were in denial about who she was and without all is they were in complete denial about it if there’s reincarnation so I was like no she’s not Scotia this is it this is no big deal there’s not a problem we’re just you know we’re just playing with a soul who is just a Norwegian American farm kid so she got taken down into a womb and it was a rough rough nine months actually regardless of who’s Wilmot was it was a real rough night in months if she’s Tom’s daughter, that was a bright spot being his daughter yes it would be. It was nice to see daddy again I was like oh I remember that shoulder if there’s reincarnation I remember this guy. This is Dad. This is it this is it this is a good good dad, this is my dad probably but this is although some Scottish people if there’s ring carnation or arguing about that, but God knows what’s best but there a there are there are very opinions a God knows what’s best and the time is not worried, but anyway in a good way anyway, so she came down to see Dad and then she’s just been stuck ever cents for he took off he died yourself she doesn’t hold it against him. It’s a little harsh but she knows her dad and it’s like shoot but then there’s not really a mom and it’s just been kind of bizarre so there’s been carnation you’re asking a hell of a lot of Lacey to to read everyone’s mind and comprehend everything. She understands Putin possibly to some degree she might understand her father, she probably understand a lot of different people of some interesting U-value a note historically speaking, especially, but you could probably have her give you tours of lost islands, but I don’t think you’re going to get her to have a conversation with you like a poor Norwegian farm kid because that’s not who she is so if that’s the person you think she should be I’m sorry that person doesn’t exist If there’s someone God was supposed to have created for you to have as a friend or something or sparring partner but that’s not who she is that’s just not who she is at all.
So you’re going to have to Innoway speak a little more slowly or clearly not because she’s stupid because you’re speaking an incredibly foreign language and she doesn’t have a clue what you’re talking about especially if there’s reincarnation a lot of you are from very different cultures and anything she’s ever been a part of Some of you are just from today as well, but there are good number of you if there’s been Carnation from ancient civilizations that no longer exist. I’m sorry if that’s embarrassing to you, but there are a lot of people if there’s reincarnational who come from civilizations that just don’t exist some of you might just be black. Some of you might just be middle-class Black people from Africa in 1575 and so she kind of gets where you’re going with stuff but a lot of you, it’s like speaking gibberish to her. She has no idea what you’re saying in your spirit and because she wasn’t really supposed to be here. She’s not really on the same wave length as most living people if there’s reincarnation.
And then coupled with the fact that her father could’ve had her if she is illegitimate well yeah 70 years before she was born and there’s a problem so either that’s part of what happened, but if the full explanation, or if there’s reincarnation, it’s combined with the fact that she wasn’t supposed to be here, so she’s old, but she wasn’t even supposed to be here, but they have struggled with her Yeah even her own generation would’ve had a hard time understanding her at times that you guys of had a hard time understanding let me to Alma but him if they’ve been born together, they would’ve just explain themselves in a way and blend it in that didn’t happen OK and then things got totally screwed up so if you want to relate to her like a dead, Scottish aristocrat, if there’s reincarnation of gods using that that’ll work, but I don’t know that everyone knows how to do that um..
Don’t laugh at her in a mean way, but yes, just said to you more about yourself Sean Connery was too rich for a bitch as well whatever bitch is poetically of God can sanctify that word.” says the angel.
“ so her femininity is really not the middle class at all. It’s it’s really it’s English it’s British it’s not a Thalia Punzel it’s really not it’s slightly like that more than us but is it so it’s something that maybe Vladimir Putin himself could relate to but I’m not sure if all Russians could and some Americans are baffled. It reminds them a little bit of their mothers and they can relate to her that way, but yeah it’s just it’s really hard to fathom who she is for some reason or if we do get it we just don’t like it because it’s like oh that’s so superior yeah.” says a. American.
“ so I’m going to end this on saying that I’m mad at Matt and Kate. I care about those two a lot but I am mad at both of them because I can’t figure out what their problem is soda speak .” says Lacey.
Later.
Matlock (Main Theme) plays.
“JP. Lem had a weird thing with his neck.” says Skippy Handelman. “He wasn’t as attractive as you had hoped for.
Who would have been your ideal fit?”
“For the role?” asks JP Kennedy, sincerely.
“His eyes were a little weird looking at times too. And he lost a lot of his hair as he aged.” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, thoughtfully.
0:26
“So?” says Skippy Handelman.
The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm plays.
“So…YOU.” says Rose.
0:10
“I’m way too Jewish!” says Skippy Handelman.
0:07
“Actually…it’s not that. It’s your weight.” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy.
“But Lem was fat!” says Skippy Handelman.
0:32
“Yeah…but…it worked somehow…” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy,
“HOW?!” says Skippy.
The song fades.
“Because he was tall.” says JP Kennedy.
“I’m tall!” says Skippy.
“Okay. …Look…if you had weighed…-“ says Rose.
“No! It’s not his weight. It’s his build.” says JP.
“Oh. …But it’s a good masculine build.” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy.
High Noon by Rex Ritter plays.
“It is. …He’s too…thick.” says JP. “He’s too…thick.”
Rose analyzes him. “Lem was thick.” she says.
1:08
“Mmm…okay. …Are Jews more sturdy?” asks JP.
“Maybe.” says Skippy.
“Why would we someone flimsy?” asks Rose.
They sit and think.
The song ends.
They still sit and think.
The theme to Gunsmoke written in part (although no credit was ever given) by Lacey’s legal grandfather John A. Seay plays.
“You need to be British!” says Rose, inspired by the music.
Skippy thinks.
“Do the English have weak bones?” asks JP.
“No!” says Lem.
Skippy seems relieved.
“What are they doing to him!?!” says Anderson Cooper, listening.
“Ahh…they’re playing like dress-up with my body. I don’t have to experience it, but essentially they’re looking at my body, trying to figure out how to turn me into the ideal sexual partner of ‘JFK.’“ says Skippy.
“ just to clarify, apparently, they had some idea that Jack should bring home somebody who they could use and photographs to sort of cultivate. The right body aesthetic in the family, deposed themselves, extremely carefully and all of their pictures, but especially at the beginning Jack used to sort of hide his waist because he has a terrible looking waist and try to make himself look a little bit more a like Elliot Roosevelt, like a big bright smile like a toothy smile, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg but they had always wanted him to bring home. Somebody who looks like lap, a sort of Abercrombie and Fitch model, but like possibly with glasses, but not quite but sort of so he was expected to bring home a friend maybe not like a boyfriend wink wink but a friend and he found Lem’s, but he really could’ve found a lot of other people. The man could’ve been bisexual. He could’ve been straight he could’ve been pansexual. He could’ve been in a lot of things by curious who was straight, but that there would’ve been a lot of different ideas of how to handle the situation Lem’s was confused, but they could’ve easily brought home a straight friend, who wasn’t confused, and then they would’ve organized the thing to operate in such a way where Jack would’ve basically raped him while he was drunk, because JP was kind of a pervert When he also wanted to use the young bed as a sort of backdrop, or like an extra in the photographs of the family, so 11 works what was attractive, but he actually wasn’t their perfect ideal. They were looking for someone who looks like mom but wasn’t like exactly look like they could’ve been a little more attractive than them so a gay guy would have even works because so many people were in the closet, but it was hard to find a gay man Who was him interested enough to do it because they would’ve been looking for an actual relationship but they may have been able to find somebody back then it wouldn’t have been as easy as you think there were fewer gay people possibly back then and so it was harder to find someone who is just gay, who looks like basically who they were looking for he needed to be tall, kind of slender, but not like like Jack he needed to be just slim not fat he needed to be sort of bath. What is a very elegant way, so not like buff like a bodybuilder, but more buff like lime or even Skippy Handelman somebody who is like built it looks good without a shirt on but not like like pumped like Arnold Schwarzenegger The Arnold’s two pumps they were looking for someone a little less beefy someone a little more yeah, a little more refined looking to be blunt but not like an effeminate way to Jesus never looking for a very specific type of young man and unfortunately, they found them really would’ve been unfortunate forever. They found but he was probably one of the more tragic people they could’ve found. There would’ve been other people that would’ve been far less tragic but anyway, this is regardless of the ring carnation at all they were this really could be fact that they were looking for someone part of the idea was especially with the glasses was that JP Kennedy had had glasses And so he was looking for a sort of second son possibly to make it seem like oh that’s what I look like naked when I take my clothes off I look like that hot guy over there with his shirt off see he has glasses his kids didn’t have glasses, but I think he thought that if he could find a young man who looks good with his shirt off, does none of the young men in his family look good with their shirt off all of the guys and their family look like crap with their shirt off and so does he so at least relatively speaking so I think he thought that if he could find somebody who looks good with his shirt off classes that he could sell people in the family as long as they kept their shirt on as really looking like him too they just do you know some thing was a little weird about the camera or maybe some thing was a little strange about their clothes kind of like how Lacey is not photogenic so he was trying to sell. The family is being good looking, but not necessarily all that photogenic potentially Which is really evil considering the pain that she’s gone through with cameras in reality herself she’s a lot better looking in person a lot like a lot better looking it’s not like crazy like psychotic like what’s happening are we getting invaded by aliens crazy but it’s definitely weird um, so him self so anyway so basically, so basically a um yeah, loan was just a whole he was just playing the role of the you know the hot guy with glasses and then he was just making out everyone else looks good looking by association association
But but that’s the funny thing about the snow Skippy‘s just don’t know he’s not gonna keep doing this in a good way, but Skippy‘s close skip this close to what they are looking for. Skippy is actually slightly more photogenic or maybe even slightly better looking objectively than Linn Billingsley Billings is actually Lacey‘s perfect ideal of everything but Him for sort of mass appeal. Skippy might might not, but might be slightly better looking like really was extremely handsome but there’s something about it where it’s like. I don’t know Skippy just has sort of more of a perfect look if he was just a little taller, possibly although I don’t know he might be fairly tall, but if but a lot of people a lot of people might have liked Might’ve like that but I wonder if JP thought he could use lens imperfections to sort of make it look more authentic and less contrived but at the same time there’s you know it was probably complicated to know whether not he should except him because it’s like on the one hand on the one hand lamb was attractive, but on the other hand, you actually wasn’t all that photogenic on the one hand he was very handsome, but on the other hand, there was, there’s something in it it wasn’t just that he wasn’t photogenic. There were a few quirks about his face and his body that were maybe a little too quirky.
So am, I am not sure we’re not sure yes, this is sort of like one of those weird commentaries DVDs, except it’s reality not a DVD series behind the scenes, the making of Len Billings, the character on but but no he he was he was supposed to be a sort of a good looking by association type fella And then you know his homosexuality was there too but I’m not sure how that works. Can you fill us and how does that work because you you did somewhat out him as a homosexual, so how is that supposed to work?” says Lacey.
“ because he was so good looking we were cleaning him up so that was the idea so it’s like oh lame is really good looking but a lot of really good looking men are gay right like movie, stars and stuff, so no I know a lot of good looking men are just gay fakes, but we’re gonna clean them up with our homespun wholesome family Jose isn’t he good-looking? Maybe he’s not even gay you know that’s just a bunch of nonsense anyway and we’re just complicated aristocrats who are mysterious and if you look at his beauty compared to us you know we’re real good looking cause you know we’re kind of like him but we’re a little straight or a little more heterosexual than Billings so that is, that’s where our our clothes in our ugliness and whatever else you see that you can’t quite make sense of comes from like maybe our actual homosexuality that’s not a sexuality that’s actually heterosexuality you’re confused you didn’t go to Harvard you’re not a billionaire the reality is that loves the gay one where the street ones and you just don’t know what you think that was the idea.” says JP.
“ OK so you would’ve been able to have replaced him?” says a reader.
“ yeah if he died, we could’ve easily replaced him. Yeah you’re right he was a replaceable character in our television show but how did like Suzanne Somers in threes company we but Jack didn’t know that but that was the idea a jack got attached to them I kind of wanted to get them attached to him, because I needed to keep him around I was it was a directive to people always keep him around. The idea was not just to keep them or keep Jack alive. The idea was also to make people look better looking by association and more straight so so so basically yeah it’s like he just kind of you just kind of keep him around and then you know he like he makes everyone look good and so than him he ended up. Oh yeah oh so the jack ended up getting attached to him because I want to Jack to get attached so sometimes I would sort of play into that. I did that kind of thing so I sort of would play into some thing that he had done and say oh jack in a boil. I’m really cares about you boy I’m really cares about you that kids crazy about you she’s obsessed with you so I cultivated a lot of the bullshit that you believe in my own sons imagination in a lot of other peoples as a basically a lot of what you think it’s just my bullshit but yeah, but no it’s it wasn’t real, but Jack didn’t know that and I just was a terrible person, and I didn’t tell him I didn’t want to have to be accountable to my own child for what I did.” says JP.
Rawhide plays.
0:27
“Did you see your children as like…a group of dogs in your dogsled team?” says Lois Schurke.
“oh, yeah, that’s sort of true.” says JP.
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“ oh, OK that’s probably dysfunctional Joe.” says Lois.
“Well yeah but you know I mean it was like my family…and so what is the problem?” says JP.
1:19
The song ends.
Wagon Train as performed by The NBC Orchestra plays.
“ so basically, Joe, you saw your life as a sort of television show or a sort of radio show? A sort of show?” says E. R. Murrow.
“ I guess so.” says JP.
“ who was the star of the show?” asks Mr. Murrow.
The song ends.
Don’t Fence Me In as performed by Roy Rogers plays.
“Ahh…well…” JP laughs. Looks scared of God. “Ahh…me.”
“ That’s what I thought. You were the star of the show!” says Mr. Murrow. “Are you offended that Lacey doesn’t see it that way?” 
0:45
He thinks.
0:60
He looks awkward.
1:17
1:30
1:55
The song ends.
Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles plays.
“Who did you replace Lacey with?” asks Mike Wallace.
“You knew a lot! How did he keep you alive all those years, you slimy little smug bitch!” says JP Kennedy to Mike Wallace shaking in a violent narcissistic rage.
“Who did you replace Lacey with?” says Mike Wallace.
“Marilyn Monroe…Jackie…” says JP. “And Judith Exner.”
“So who did you fuck though JP.” says Mike Wallace.
2:00
And at that Lacey brutally slaughters slimy, fucking weird Harry Styles by stepping on his bare penis until it’s a bloody, slimy mess in the afterlife…if…this song was written after she was brutally interrogated by the Illuminati. Telling them that her favorite fruit was watermelon. And that her father brutally molested her using her belly.
“We don’t believe her that she didn’t have fun being molested.
She lies.
SHE LIES.
And with her father molesting her I believe with god status…that she was HAPPY. I’ve seen a lot of kids get molested and I’ve molested about 30 myself and it’s part of why I was so popular for a while. And I just know for a fact that it’s not real. Kay? Kids love getting molested! It’s the funnest thing in the whole fucking world for them. …Really.
And this song was inspired by Lacey. We will be no better than her in the end.
And even though she’s a fucking ugly bitch compared ma bish Taylor Swift…I can still let myself care about her. So I used her lies to inspire a song. Because I CHOOSE LOVE.” says Harry Styles.
1:15
“Does she know as she’s writing this whether or not this is true or if she’s being fed false information?” says Mike Wallace.
“No!
Which why it’s in the afterlife. Because what he’s saying is absolute bullshit. No child ever wants to be molested, that’s impossible. That they would enjoy it is completely impossible and he’s batshit crazy and possibly incredibly evil.
I hope I misunderstood him.” says Lacey.
1:24
“Hi.” says Lacey with a knife, a metal rod, a summer evening and a pool full of rotting blood prepared for him, should this song have been inspired by her.
The song ends.
Becca laughs. “I thought this song was about oral sex. I’ve gotta be honest with you…I really hope it’s not inspired by Lacey…because she’s not kidding. I really sincerely hope she’s misunderstanding something right now because I can guarantee you if I’m Fausta she’s not kidding. You guys you’re misunderstanding her regardless. No, she’s not just, flustered and angry. She’s warning you. And Hell really would be worse so you’ve lucked out?” says Becca Fuester.
“So you guys forced her while probably threatening the life of her family and herself or thousands of other children…to tell you about the brutal torture that she experienced at the hands of a child molester when she was three or four years old…and then you used that in a song because you didn’t believe her when she told you that it was awful.” says a reader.
“Hi! I made it seem like she was full of it because I was laughing the whole time she was telling them.” says Satan laughing.
“He is my spirit guide angel.” says the Pope.
“Yeah…I like the Pope. I like this Pope…he’s a total fucking piece of shit. You’re not really the Pope most the time. Dead Popes have to fill in for your honey…but that’s OK. Just do your job!” says Satan to the current Pope.
Lacey laughs with Satan when he explains that Bobby Kennedy Junior’s pretentious righteousness and idiotic, false sense of enlightenment was captured in this song.
“It’s when Harry Styles sings hi in the refrain and starts really getting into it. He may have been channeling Bobby Kennedy Junior, whether it was intentional or not…and it’s possible if it was intentional that Bobby tries to be cool and fit in with famous people a lot and this was one example of that.” explains Satan.
“What was-
I’m not laughing in an evil way, Lord willing, but what exactly was the idea that Bobby had in his head if he had anything to do with the making of this song?” says Lacey laughing.
“God wants me to tell you why I was laughing. Because I found it funny that you were telling them because I find your pain hilarious. I love that you were tortured.” says Satan to Lacey.
“Oh.
Why is my pain funny to you? Are you insane? Or is there actually a reason?” says Lacey.
“Because I am an idiot.” says Satan.
“Is that true?” says Lacey to Christ.
“Yes.” says Satan.
“That actually makes me wanna cry. I rather enjoyed the thought of you being more intelligent than that.” says Lacey.
Satan looks sad.
“Oh no! Well Christ will have to take care of that, if you’re not totally incapable of something. What exactly is the idea Bobby if-
I hope I don’t have to torture you in the afterlife, but I feel as though you are challenging my honor to an absurd degree, and all I can really do to make things right would be to really torture you until I was satisfied.
Umm…I don’t understand Bobby. What was the idea? I really hope I’m misunderstanding you. It will be effort and work for me and it shall be quite miserable for you as that’s the whole point. I’ll see to it, so could you possibly explain what it is exactly that was supposed to be communicated to the world in this song?” says Lacey.
“That song may actually be part of the reason why I declared war on Ukraine. I got so sick of listening to these people’s endless shit.” explains Tsar Putin.
The song plays.
“Hold-up! Is the beach theme and the reference to drugs a sort of homage to the Kennedy mystique in his generation?” asks a reader.
“Hold on! I thought that you enjoyed being molested! It made me jealous!” admits Joe Kennedy Junior to Lacey, publicly.
“No, I didn’t enjoy it. I didn’t enjoy it.” says Lacey laughing.
“I found it traumatic! I was there! I watched it! It was traumatic. What the fuck Joe!?” says JFK, sincerely and genuinely still traumatized.
“Oh DEAR GOD…you people are relentlessly stupid…and I am so ready to just chop-off everyone’s fucking head.” says Scotia rubbing her forehead to calm herself down. 
“Then why are you laughing?” says Joe Kennedy Junior. 
The song starts over. She has to fight not to laugh at it.
“I’m sorry you’re so stupid. It’s a joke.
You’re not a joke! Christ obviously still cared about you. …It’s just that it’s so stupid that it becomes funny.” says Lacey sweetly.
“I don’t understand why it’s funny.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
Lacey tries to think and be serious but then cracks-up laughing.
“I don’t find it funny! I found it traumatic. It didn’t even happened to me, but she’s different person Joe.” says Jack. 
“You know what? If you want me to have a serious conversation with you about child molestation we can do that. But first Joe or rather Bobby you need to explain to me what the fuck it is you were thinking when you sang the song with him.” says Lacey.
“Satan, are you in love with Lacey?” asks God.
“Yes.” he says.
“Does he fall in love with lots of people though?” says Lacey to God.
“No.” says God.
“Has he done this before?” asks Lacey.
“No.” says God.
“Well my goodness I hope you can fix all that then. I suppose you can, you’re God.” says Lacey. “Alright so someone needs to explain to me what Bobby was thinking he was communicating in the song.”
“If I helped inspire it and did voice work with Harry. Mr. Styles. I did think maybe that it was appropriately about pedophilia. The idea was that pedophilia was an acceptable orientation that needed to be accepted. In the the liberal community of open-minded people. Not molestation necessarily so much as what a pedophile would describe as making-love to a child. …So I was trying to channel that energy to sort of flesh out the idea of a pedophile being a normal acceptable sexual orientation.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ oh, OK we know what let’s ask Jim Craft the father, who raised me, who did molest me even though he would never admit to that. I once did try to accuse him of that in a court room and it wasn’t taken seriously by the judge. And you know I could probably try to prove that I was molested by him now as an adult, but life is somewhat about survival and it’s not worth it given my calculations.
So Jim could you please explain to me if you can: Do you find this song appealing or not?” says Lacey. “He’a a musically gifted pedophile. I would think that he would give you a very honest opinion.”
He listens. He genuinely listens in the afterlife. Safely. With an excellent sound system.
He sings along with it. Bobs his head.
“So what did you think?” asks Lacey.
“It’s arousing. No, it’s very arousing.
I can’t quite figure out what a watermelon high is supposed to be. Are you referring to the act of when when a pedophile would claim to be having sex with a child or are you referring to the feeling that they feel afterwards? What is it that a watermelon high is, it’s not clear to me.
Sorry.” says Jim.
“ it’s it’s it’s it’s if it was about pedophilia it’s about the act of making love and chilling high off of the love.” says Harry Styles.
“ have you ever molested a child that’s not what it’s like at all.” says Jim.
“ I have if if it’s about that I have.” says Harry.
“ OK but but it seems like you live in an alternate universe. What did you experience?” says Jim.
“ I was working with a prostitute I we, Jennifer, Aniston, and I and other people in the illuminati if it exists if the songs about pedophilia, including Taylor, Swift, and a lot of other famous musicians, and once Bobby himself, we were reviews child prostitutes, which I’m sure is your claim that I have no idea what a child is actually like because we were just dealing with prostitutes but I don’t understand what the difference would be because it’s just a child.” says Harry.
“ well, OK but if you were to take yourself seriously and not sound like an idiotic freak, you have to realize that you were dealing with children who were being brutally psychologically, tortured into submission to whatever you want it they were probably trying to survive to see their family again because they worried that their parents would be scared or they were probably attached to something else or they were too afraid to die or they never occurred to them that they could kill themselves when I molested people if I did, it was not like that children resist they always do in someway shape or form. I’ve had to realize that over the years that I’m probably insane, and it’s been very hard for me to except about myself. If I am pedophile, I feel like a weird freak and to be honest I am one it is not normal. It is a strange awful living nightmare. Especially if you have any sort of conscience. And I don’t think you really know what you’re talking about. I think you’re an uppity backward bourgeois idiot.
As I’ve just said, I will repeat again in case, if you’re deaf or too stupid to get it, children always resist if you were with a child who wasn’t resisting there’s something off about that child they’re probably waiting to die they’re probably trying to survive and honestly if you really torture them to try to get them to resist They’ll just get worse for the next person. Do you have to end up killing them if you have any common sense or you have to somehow do it for a very short amount of time I am and it’s not it’s it’s I am an unusually intelligent person, and I am very well educated and well bred there are handbooks that I’ve been written about polite ways to molest children for a gentleman, it is nonsense, but I don’t understand how this is considered sophisticated. It just is terrifying. Your lack of intelligence is terrifying.” says Jim Craft.
“ but you found it arousing?” says Harry.
“ yeah but I mean so what there are so many songs that are arousing you know anything sexual is arousing to an adult and regardless of what their orientation is.” says Jim. “ are used to molest Lacey to the carpenters. I hope I mean and so she hates the carpenters but she’s probably a strong enough person that she’ll try to appreciate them someday I don’t think you get it you did nothing monumental. It was just stupid so I would like you to try to explain to me what is a watermelon high cause you if you’ve molested kids if that’s what the song was about what is a watermelon high I know what watermelon sugar is that’s cocaine that’s the high people get off of any sort of sexual activity even masturbation him that’s pretty off off off of every I mean it’s pretty awful how common that is meeting how stupid it is that people don’t get it so I’m gonna assume you were high on cocaine and that it’s a sugar as a reference to children because children like sugar and watermelon, kids like watermelon and it’s like something it’s just like watermelon is like a child type thing honestly I’m a little worried, if it is about pedophilia that you really were trying to be inspired by my daughter, legal daughters fruit, favorite and trauma that I caused because it seems possible that you people really aren’t that shocking the ego testicle but can you please try to explain to me what is a watermelon? Hi, what the hell were you talking about?” says Jim.
“ a watermelon high is a wet when it’s like it’s like when the child is falling in love with you and him and you’re just really happy to be with them and you’re just like oh my God I think that I think I found the one-“ says Harry.
“ so how how is that possible though because kids grow up do you just kill the child and keep their memory? What are you talking about?” says Jim.
“ it it’s it’s a yeah it’s no I mean it’s like they’re the one because it’s like normal sexual orientation time so then it’s like a straight person has the one pedophiles could have the one to why are they any different than you and I know everyone’s bisexual. Everyone is the same so a pedophile could easily just have the ones so sort of too.” says Harry.
“ but they grow up, so how do they stay the one?” says Jim.
“ that’s bigger than hateful of people do you grow up but we’re not talking about that we’re talking about them as children and it’s a normal orientation of this song is about that OK it’s about love and and it’s just a normal orientation so I should have the one and it’s totally normal.” says Bobby.
“ no, Bobby, we do grow up your body grows up or would you claim that pedophiles aren’t real adults?” says Jim Craft.
“ no I would easily claim that pedophiles are real adults. I think it’s probably anatomically possible so it’s really fine for them to have sex because they’re really just a weird child.” says Harry
“ except they were once an actual child!” says Jim.
“ well OK so their balls dropped or the big got periods but come on come on just come on. Don’t do that! I mean it’s like they’re both dropped off they got here it’s become on the nice I mean fine it doesn’t make any sense cause they were once a child and those are in adult physically but they can’t help the fact that they grew up.” says Harry, crying.
“ then why don’t we just shoot them?” says Jim.
“ make up because you’re still a child and adult body and you’re gonna let them have sex because they’re stuck in the adults body.” says Harry.
“ why don’t you just try to cut them up and make them a child again?” says Jim.
“ harry children don’t get erections or periods. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” says the CIA.
“ oh, OK fine but then maybe if you just made them not have erections they could have sex.” says Harry.
“ they they wouldn’t want to have sex with the child if you got rid of their sexual instincts, if that’s even possible to do to an adult, then they wouldn’t be molesting the child Harry.” says Jim.
“ this cannot be right you are bigger than 6 foot idiots and I stand on behalf of righteousness and liberty and freedom and kindness. I stand with all the downtrodden pedophiles of the world and I just want to say you’re fine you’re a great there’s nothing wrong with you you’re OK.” says Bobby.
“ why did you endorse Donald Trump?” asks the CIA.
“ because I think that Donald Trump should be president. See it’s people like me that people think that pedophilia is fine because I’m very childish. I’m incredibly immature. Like I come across like a fucking retard to someone like Lacey, she’s wanted to spank me and tie me to a tree, and probably punish me in a way that I haven’t been punished since my father died. That is the kind of evidence that pedophiles need if we’re being honest and open hearted, that is the kind of evidence that pedophiles need to prove that they are real and fine and legitimate.” says Bobby.
“ OK but your inability Bobby to grow up and be normal isn’t really proof that they’re normal.” says the CIA
“ i’m not really a narcissist sexually. I’m just complicated, and you know some people would say that I am malignant and homicidal and heartless, but I prefer to think of myself as a very naughty rambunctious child.” says Bobby.
“ but you’re actually mentally ill Bobby you have a personality disorder.” says the CIA.
“ tell that to the guys at Stonewall like lime Billings, my gay, best friend, my buddy. No, sir a lot of the stuff in the DSM is repressive and actually what it is is an attempt to keep people like me from shining like a star in the night like a laser beacon of love, casting out the darkness in peoples hearts and giving them hope and joy and faith in humanity again.
I am unique.
I am different, but not indifferent. I am estranged from my wife, but we are not strange.
And when I helped write the song, if it’s what you think it is supposedly think it is I felt joy thanking about the fact that I could be a hopeful man again I’ve been going through hard time with Cheryl.
When we first met, we were madly in love, and I was faithful to her, like I’ve never been faithful to anyone else my entire life. I never cheated almost at all for like two or three years. I was extraordinarily careful. and then I ended up making a horrible mistake. I started drinking again.
And one night when I was really drunk, Cheryl hurt my feelings so I can fight it in a friend and things got well as Olivia would say a little too personal.
When we are when we can fight it in a trailer of our feelings when a little too far and then about a week or two, after that, I was watching some pornography, Cheryl cried, and I would say things just went downhill from there. I’ve had about 300 mistresses since then.” says Bobby.
“ are any of those people children Bobby or are they all adults?” says the CIA.
“Oh! I’d never do that. I’m not really a pedophile. I just…love on them.
Actually I’ve been with hundreds of pedophiles since my 30’s. Mostly all women. But…I’m not bragging. Look…they felt safe with me.” says Bobby. “I’m not a hater.
So…I did them a favor. I celebrated them. Even if not with Harry.” says Bobby. “Love is love.”
“What do they think of your music?” asks the CIA.
“I have no idea. I sleep around a lot. Most of those people haven’t heard from me in decades.” says Bobby.
“Anyway…it’s a stupid song.” says Jim.
Visions of Gideon by Sufjan Stevens plays.
Two gay men hold hands twirling around on a hill. On a spring day.
0:59
Bobby Kennedy Junior suddenly gets a close-up. It’s unclear why. Playing air guitar.
And then out of the blue Sufjan Stevens taking himself extremely seriously is seen lip syncing his own song.
Bobby dances.
2:50
The two gay men stare at each other.
3:15
Then they’re seen holding hands and spinning around in a circle again.
The song ends.
“What the fuck was that about?
‘Is it a video?’ and ‘Visions of Gideon?’ …That’s what I kept hearing over…and over…and over again.” says Lem.
“ that’s actually what they’re singing unfortunately.” says Lacey, looking.
“‘Is it a video?’ Is that about pedophilia too!?” says Lem.
“ is it about Gideon is that how he ends up dead?” says Lacey.
“ no this is my special treat to you two.
I go outside of time and I do this as a joke to so I have sense of humor.” says JFK. “ that is about your pornography. How do I sexual pornography collection them know it’s not about Gideon unless a kitten is an angel. A lot of the men in your pornography will pop I thought maybe you like Batman so I say is a Gideon an angel ha ha jokes on me it’s not, you like Gideon because he reminds you of yourself and you wish you were fucking woman not man is it a video? Yeah, no joke. It is visions of Gideon, sure visions of Gideon being the ideal version of yourself I will eat. I don’t look like that you don’t live like that, so we have much in common still
Oh we don’t share is thats your preference that and I prefer Gideon. …I’m trying to relate to you.” says JFK.
“ dear God, please take him if that’s true, and take him regardless.” says Lacey to God. 
She listens.
“It’s not a bad song in that context.” she says.
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