“I shall rip your body apart and defile you in the name of Christ! You and your entire family!!” yelled Lacey at JFK as she walked around without her clothes on in the shower.
Ten minutes later she discovered that he got her to rip her clothes off just to be able to see her without her clothes on. Usually he’s escorted away. But as she was heatedly arguing with him…he was permitted to stay. He tricked the system, so to speak.
“My gosh I didn’t expect that.” said Lacey.
She then was told that it made sense.
Except Bobby then also told her that he personally didn’t find her boobs as attractive as Pamela Anderson’s. And that actually he preferred men, anyway.
“The thing is I think my boobs look nice.” she said, in a merry accent.
“They do.” says JFK snickering and running off.
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“What’s wrong with my boobs?” says Lacey. “I look like that. But smaller. What’s wrong with it?!?”
She eats Cheetos and waits.
“Let’s have it!!” says Lacey.
“They’re too small.” says a lesbian.
“WRONG!!” yells Lacey.
Lacey waits.
“But Lacey Jack was trying to see your boobs.” says the lesbian.
“So fucking what everyone else fucking hates them.” says Lacey.
A pedophile yells.
“NO! I don’t mean children.” she says kindly.
She waits.
“SO WHAT IS IT!?” yells Lacey.
“Lem doesn’t.” says Lem.
“Then does everyone else?” says Lacey, sadly.
She eats Cheetos.
She waits.
“They’re too big.” says a woman.
“No. They’re not.” says Lacey.
Lacey waits.
“Nobody is going to speak up?” says Lacey. “Then I’ll just listen. Very carefully.”
She listens.
And listens.
Curb Your Enthusiasm cuts into Rawhide.
Lacey waits.
“Why do you hate my boobs???” she YELLS.
The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm plays again.
“What’s WRONG WITH THEM!??” yells Lacey.
The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm starts over again.
A narcissist begins rocking back and forth.
Lacey waits.
“They’re too perfect.” says Africa.
“That’s not a thing. …Is it?” says Lacey.
Africa scowls.
JFK cries.
“IS IT!??” she yells loudly into Africa’s ears threatening their hearing if necessary.
“Oh my gosh!!!” says a butch woman who believes she’s elite in the Illuminati.
“WHAT!?!?” yells Lacey slapping her silly if necessary to get her to confess.
The song starts over.
“WHAT!??” yells Lacey threatening to rip the woman’s face off if she doesn’t explain.
“I’ll explain.” says the CIA.
“THEN EXPLAIN!!!” says Lacey grabbing the man’s face violently like he’s made of Playdoh.
Larry David bursts out laughing.
Goes cross-eyed.
“EXPLAIN!!!” says Lacey.
“Oh I forgot to tell you something. Right?
She’s never been loved…and she can’t read minds.
She’s perfectly normal. She really is. But she can’t read minds.” says God.
“You’re hot!” says the narcissist.
“See…that sounds like lie.” says Lacey, kindly.
“OH MY GOD!!!” says the narcissist. “OH MY GOD!!!”
“What are you guys doing right now? You just said you were going to explain.” says a witch.
“She’s LYING!!” says MSNBC.
“Ahh…no. She’s NOT!!!” yells a few covens.
“That’s not what I heard.” says the CIA.
“Ahh…okay. Well that’s a hateful gay man? Who’s angry about Lem being straight because he’s like…retarded.” says a witch. “Do your fucking job.”
The witch waits with Lacey.
“SHIT!!!” yells Larry David. “You shouldn’t have let Mary die.”
“Okay.
Lacey and I have no idea what that really means.
And on that note…no. Lacey there’s nothing wrong with them.” says the witch.
“How sure of that are you?” says Lacey.
The witch snickers.
“Or rather…how objective are you?” asks Lacey.
“Objective.” she says.
“And you don’t think there’s a problem?” says Lacey.
Rose Fitzgerald weeps.
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“No!!” she says.
“No or…an absolute no.” says Lacey.
The song starts over.
The witch freaks out.
“Dammit.” says Lacey.
“Just ANSWER!” says Lacey in a whisper.
“No. Full stop.” she says, with effort.
“Very good. Alright.
So it’s just seems as though there’s been a misunderstanding.
I suspect that that witch and her coven may have taken an enormous amount of control from the Illuminati just now. And they may be able to get it back. …But not through me.” says Lacey.“Helena gets some back. Through Christ. If that’s possible. And then it’s obvious that Europe and Great Britain have their lights on again through Christ. Israel finds their lights and then they become spotty. Everywhere. But Great Britain has one lit somewhere constantly. And Israel dimmed theirs to see.
…So there was a curse on Lacey. That witch partially destroyed it. But you’ve got a problem now. She doesn’t through God’s love and mercy. But…this is serious.” says Lem.
“What’s a light.” says Russia.
“It’s ancient. It goes back- The Jews know this one. It goes all the way back to the beginning of Judaism.” says Lem. “It’s not funny. This is real.”
“OK so what was the Illuminati doing with these lights?” says a reader.
“They were controlling people.” says someone.
“No. They will try. If they exist. But it will be extremely hard to rekindle.” says God.
Russia lights one. As does North Korea. A bright one shines in China.
“AHHH!” yells a witch. “THERE IS NO WAY TO CONTROL HER.” about Lacey.
“No. That’s not what I did. But I understood her.” says Queen Elizabeth II.
“Did this all start getting like weirder and weirder after you died?” says a witch.
“People have been trying. Especially lately. But…it’s an old thing. And it’s hard to explain easily.
Maggie died. …Others have died. And it’s getting…very difficult to manage this situation.” she says.
“An old way of relating?” says a witch.
“Yes. And she’s…old.” she says and shrugs.
“Did she literally just break the Illuminati because nobody in the Illuminati wanted to tell her that there was nothing wrong with her boobs?” says a witch.
“Yes.” says Peter Thiel.
“She has ESPN…IN HER BOOBS.” says Jasmine French.
“Lacey you have great boobs. Even if they’re a smaller version of those above they’re still great.” says another witch.
A HUGE demon is slaughtered. Another is thrown into Hell.
“They’re smaller but I’m not sure that’s that important.” says Lacey.
“It’s NOT!!” yells Skippy, freaking out.
The sound of sirens warning of bombs goes off.
The rest of the world struggles to maintain lights.
“If there’s reincarnation, you really shouldn’t have messed with me.” says Lem.
More sirens go off.
Lacey feels cold.
“Is something trying to manifest?” says Lacey.
“YES!” says Harold.
The sirens aren’t in the US.
“I’m getting tired.” says Lacey.
She almost dozes off.
“Have you been keeping her AWAKE!?” yells a witch.
“YES!!” yells a Charismatic Christian ghost.
“So is there anything we can do?” says a witch.
“Let’s talk about Kate.” says Lacey.
Prince William cracks-up laughing.
“Lacey I’m not entirely sure you’re all that in your body.” says a witch,
“ I don’t think I’ve ever been that in my body. I just think I’m that in my body.” says Lacey.
“Russia has a light on I’m almost positive. I think Great Britain does. I think there are lights scattered all over Europe that are pretty hard to put out. I suspect that Africa has some decent lights. Asia has a few South America has if you are not to America has a few, but it seems like it’s pretty dark, what about Minnesota?” says Putin.
“it’s almost pitch black. Canada has a few the lights here are mostly all north. There are a few here in the twin Cities.” says Lacey.
“ what about your house?” says Putin.
“ our house is like a ball of fire so I guess work for fine. Our house is about fire him. There are other lights two in my neighborhood. It’s kind of like I’m looking at a map of the world from a huge distance so to speak so the lights and lights could actually be lots of a little lights I see, London has lights all over scattered everywhere.” says Lacey.
“ why is your house on fire practically?” says a wizard.
“ i’m going to see what comes to me even though it’s scary it’s the basement. There’s some thing about my basement Louis has tried telling me several times it’s an old house I mean it’s from like 1915 or something something just popped in my kitchen like the wall. So there’s probably some thing Louis I’ve gone down there and he always points to the basement so he keeps pointing to the basement itself. He almost manifested to tell me that.
And what I’m getting the sense of is that there’s something about the house itself that is not as is sort of lit but me being here and my husband being here sort of makes it light up more.” says Lacey.
“ OK this is out there if there is reincarnation in the Bible are all of those lights reincarnated people?” says a witch.
“ yes, there might not be reincarnated in the Bible. Yes, those could all be reincarnated people. We’re ghosts there are a few angels who choose to to be that way, but for the most part, it’s ghosts and reincarnated people.” says someone. “ or if there’s not reincarnation in the Bible, those are not ghosts those are not demons those are not people it’s something else so if there’s not reincarnation, it’s some thing else if it is ring heart if there is reincarnation in the Bible if it’s real, then yeah those are the reincarnated people in the world and everyone in her family would be so her house is like on fire.
Why wouldn’t why wouldn’t why would the lights go out well if there’s a ring carnation, that light is sort of the light of God in their subconscious so if there’s reincarnation, the illuminati has access to a lot of information through harvesting peoples, subconscious demonically to gain insight through its members, but also through witchcraft to control and harness information from other people it was done very inappropriately, so starting in the 1700’s. If there’s reincarnated the western world started really suspecting it in the 1700s when people were having way too many weird dreams and way too much déjà vu and they just couldn’t quite figure out why they were always aware of certain strange things or make another time or another place and so some people started thinking that maybe they really had been there And because of other eastern religions that actually have that as part of their religion in the 1700s they started figuring out that it could actually be in Christianity to but they were pressed that information and said instead they used it for evil in Great Britain. But really all over the world to some degree of the thing is if there isn’t reincarnation, that’s not what happened.
What happened in that case if there’s no reincarnation, those lights are the lights of a memory and it’s hard to explain but there are there places that have a sort of spiritual significance to them and that would mean that you could again repress that or use it you guys really need to figure out whether or not it’s in the Bible you really do for your own safety she is asked you to figure that out Dozens of times over the last few years you need to figure this out not just have Rachel Maddow trap her and make her think about some thing. All that does is just make Lacey seriously consider it more. It doesn’t explain what’s actually in the Bible.”
“ if there is reincarnation, Israel has thousands and thousands of reincarnated people?” says a witch.
“ Yes but don’t be so sure that it’s reincarnation if it is if it is then yes Great Britain is another place with a Normas amount of reincarnated people or ghosts, so could actually be ghost to. There are millions of ghosts in Israel Israel is extraordinarily haunted I mean, I would say it’s one of the most haunted countries on earth.
But Great Britain is very haunted. Russia is haunted, but not as much is Great Britain necessarily, but in Europe is haunted, but less than you might think it really low and Great Britain is very very haunted. For some reason Norway is very haunted as well which might surprise Lacey but it is extremely haunted, so Norway is very haunted great, Britain is very haunted Israel’s extremely haunted America not as much as you might think most of the lower Midwest is just totally black there could be ghosts, but for whatever reason in this case, most of the lower Midwest is totally black a large portion of the south for some reason is surprising as it is Ohio, and Pennsylvania and Tennessee are actually pretty dark as well. The lights in America Are mostly all in. It looks like Rhode Island possibly Delaware possibly somewhere around roundabout there Minnesota has a few and this is the funny thing Nebraska, Oklahoma. Those are pretty well lit up Arizona kinda Nevada very lit up in Utah said, so what lit up Montana is not lit up, but there are a few spots that are like blazing.
Seattle’s pretty dark Portland is pretty dark shush California is northern California is practically pitch black room and actually large most most of California believe you’re not as pretty dark Texas is dark. Texas is very dark Florida’s pretty dark Except Red around Pensacola. It’s like one giant fireball.
Oh, Louisiana all that area not the dark except this is where it gets cut a little creepy Louisiana right outside of Louisiana in the ocean it’s lit up don’t think about it too much, but hast to do with all the hurricanes.” 
“The south is not to blame. It was someone cruel.” says Louisiana.
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