Jack Kennedy is a Karen. Jack Kennedy feels psychotically entitled to attack Lacey. Because he’s mad that Lem Billings wasn’t turned into a real gay man who’s genuinely totally obsessed with him.
And so Jack Kennedy has been torturing Lacey for decades.
“Why can’t I attack her?” he asks Jesus for the umpteenth time.
“Because it’s null and void, Jack.” explains Jesus, for the 40th time.
But Jack as “a Karen” refuses to accept that. He believes he’s immune from all consequences and restraints.
Bonanza (Main Theme) plays.
“Jack…these people have nothing to do with you.” explains a dead saint.
“But he sucked my penis!” says Jack…in an annoying whiny voice.
“Right…but that’s not relevant. It’s still null and void.” explains another dead saint.
“I AM NOT SATISFIED!” says JFK to God, very angry.
“You made your choice. Jack you made your decisions! …We don’t make your decisions for you in life. That’s free-will.” explains Jesus.
Jack shakes his head to indicate no, like “a Karen.”
“So…can you try to maybe let it go?” asks a demon of Jack. The demon is exhausted trying to do Jack’s biding for the last 60 some years since he died.
“I WILL NOT BE MISTAKEN!” says JFK. He throws his watch on the ground. An old Cartier Tank shatters a bit.
Jack expects the watch breaking to upset people. But they all just stare at him.
“Why aren’t you more upset? That’s a real Cartier tank!” says JFK.
“Because we’re dead Jack. Those are a dime a dozen here.” says a dead Cherokee woman.
“No! That was my watch. …I am Jack Fitzgerald Kennedy! …Famous. …And you are not. …So you could buy one, yes. But it is not me. I am very big deal, no? …Not all Cartier Tank watches were worn by a real historical person. So…” says JFK, he shrugs, still very pissed off.
Bonanza (Main Theme) plays.
Turns out if there’s reincarnation…most of the living world is torturing Lacey thinking that they’re her. Or were. But also thinking that she’s Constantine. See…Jack Kennedy is right. Not everyone is him. And so…the world is so messed up right now…because of his enormous hold on everyone’s mind while he was alive. And his continued control.
The DNC this year had to kiss his ass, metaphorically speaking. Even if the Democratic Party knows Jack Kennedy is an ugly, self-important, toxic, genuinely racist, greedy, rapist loser. Because…he’s Jack Kennedy. And there’s a sort of massive cult following of his family and him. He’s basically worshipped like a sort of deity in the US, even though he was just a man. And a very dysfunctional and (actually) stupid man at that.
But…sadly…most living people are stuck seeing everything from Jack Kennedy’s perspective. At least for the time being. Given his staggering, tragic, and ultimately destructive amount of American-epic privilege. …And the occult activity in the top echelons of all wealthy modern societies on Earth. Jack Kennedy is their “guiding light.” As America is a “non-religious country.”
The Lone Ranger (William Tell Overture) performed by the ABC Orchestra plays.
0:54
The introduction plays to end.
“Silver indeed.” says Gunhild Nesheim.
“We aren’t as fooled. Thank God. The fumes are weaker over here. But…we still smell it.” says a British man.
William Tell – Overture as performed by London Symphony Orchestra plays.
Enter Lacey on a horse. In Western North Dakota. Riding bareback. Western style. With a rifle on her back.
She gets off her horse and bites into an egg. An EGG. …Yes…it’s from a chicken. But it’s still an egg.
“Are you going to shoot me?” asks Jack Kennedy, thinking he’s talking to Lem. Or some dumbass who didn’t put out enough for Lem. Or in some ways thinking he’s just talking to himself. Jack Kennedy is a malignant, sociopathic narcissist.
“No.” says Lacey.
Carmina Burana from “O Fortuna” plays.
“WE WILL DIE.” she says.
“THE EARTH IS SCORCHED! The animals are dying. WE SHALL DIE TOO!!!!” she yells, victoriously.
“CHARGE!!!” she says raising her sword.
“On it!” says Eric.
“We SHALL DIE!!!!!” yells Lacey.
“Why?” asks Jesus.
“FOR YOU!!!!” yells Lacey, tempted to kill Jesus again, but restraining herself out of respect for Him.
1:36
“WHY WAS THIS VERMIN BORN!?” Lacey yells at God, holding Jack Kennedy up like a kitten by the back of his neck.
The Illuminati on behalf of Bobby Kennedy Junior represses the voice of God. A God who is merely trying to save them and calm down the situation. And who has been trying to for…the last 60 years. But Jack Kennedy used Satan to make his move. And Satan was weak and stupid enough to do it.
“Are you mad at yourself?” Kevin Spacey asks God.
“Yes and no.” says God.
Kevin Spacey thinks he understands.
Lacey nods to the “god” Mollock.
“Ahh! Let’s see if we can work with him?” she says to Christ, maneuvering in an elegant manner in chain mail. As she steps down from her real throne. Should there be reincarnation.
Mollock grins. Rubs his hands together in real glee. Holds a sexually abused child up to his face. Smiles sweetly. Lovingly at the child.
“Ahh…how wonderful.
I do not like molestation.” Mollock says to God.
“Shall we KILL THEM!??” says Lacey, excitedly to Mollock and God, back on her ancient throne.
…
“Jack was this what you had in mind?” asks the CIA of JFK.
He stands looking stupid. Blinking. Mouth slightly hanging open. Waiting for the pay-off from Satan. He ignores the CIA, actually trying to help him, because they remind him of God. And he’s willfully choosing to ignore God.
…
Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell & The Kronos Quartet plays.
Mollock laughs happily.
“What if…we make a deal with him? He kills as many children in hostage situations as possible. Being sadistically sexually tortured. And he gets to pretend they’re for him. Until they die. And then you take them. Obviously. To Heaven.” says Lacey to God. “Moloch is quite…good…at what he does. Golly. I never thought I’d be so excited by death!” she says in a cheerful, playful voice.
“ I might go along with it I love killing children that’s what my absolute favorite things to do. I know I do realize that I’m not you. I’m not an idiot call for the chance to kill as many children as I want and yes, of course some people worship me, but that’s between them and you where is it between me you and them You know I’m not so sure that I would be interested in this. It’s been quite a while since I’ve had that much fun.” Moloch.
2:50
And so…hundreds of children…THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN DIE. THOUSANDS. …All in Heaven. HAPPILY.
“Well now we shall have to figure out some way to possibly sort of scrape the barrel. We might have to start picking them apart one by one. The truth is dear, being a sort of non-human, and rather liking you I already started this. I already started blowing them up! Long before you even thought of contacting me. That’s a sort of sport that I am! …I’ve been using Putin, brilliant, brilliant artist… He blows-up hospitals with children in them, *Lacey’s eyes light-up in glee* and a good number of those kids were being used as sex slaves. *she nods once as she suspected that and that’s why she was so excited*
You and I both know it’s not real sex…this so-called ‘child sex slave’ business but that’s what they call it. …They were being used as hostages…and so umm…I just chose to blow them up. …Because it was a wonderful way for them to die! And it was quick…and you know it was extremely efficient. He’s very-He’s an excellent death artist.” says Moloch.
“Cana. It was a really nice country, I bet. …Do you resemble God but you’re not him?” Jonah Wiley asks Mollock.
“Yes…no I’m not Christ. But I am a lot more paternal and genuinely loving than most.
It is possibly I might not even be a deity. I might just be a demon…but what other deities tell you that in such a kind, loving way? Not many. And yes, I am the actual Moloch that they worshiped. I still exist, whatever I am.” says Moloch.
“Hold on. Didn’t Jack struggle to survive?” asks Lucretia.
“Yes. But he stubbornly held on. Like a demonically possessed snake.” says Dr. Billings.
Curb Your Enthusiasm (Main Theme) plays.
“Oh how jolly! We shall kill the infants?” says Lacey to Moloch, in Christ.
“Gee…kind of reminds me of old times.” says Larry David.
“Hey, yeah.
Why did we ever leave? Right?” says a dead Jew.
“I don’t understand!
When does Lum become my lovah again!?
I can tell it’s not authentic!!
I am so offended.
I know it was well…but I didn’t know. OKAHH!?
So I can tell the demonic entity who I have sax with isn’t 100% well…but at the same time…I am super offended…because I can tell as well, in my heart, that he is my lovah.
I am just waiting for the William Billings to be my lovah. So I can discard him.
That’s all. *he blinks profusely, as he’s apparently super offended*
I find a better man. OKAH! Ahh…that’s all I want! …I just want Lem…and then I’m gonna find a better one, OK?” says Jack Kennedy in a whiny voice, leaning forward like he’s “on the rag” and super-pissy.
The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm starts over. Plays to the end as some sane person somewhere processes this possible reality.
“So if there’s reincarnation, she’s actually Scotia…and that’s actually Maloch…and she’s talking to him. FOR REAL. And there are a good number of people who are suddenly committing suicide in rural areas!?? Ahh…and I kind of think that you in the Illuminati literally are like almost brain dead because I don’t think you’ve realized how subservient you are in relation to the Kennedys, especially JFK.” says a reader.
One Week by The Barenaked Ladies plays.
“Do we know whether or not there’s reincarnation in Christianity?” asks Ruth Beaver.
“No.” admits James Dobson.
“Ahh…okay!?! That’s BAD.
Umm…why can’t we just let her be with Lem?! Because I feel like…if we did that…this would all sort of…go away.” says Ruth Beaver.
“We know that too.” says the UK.
“So why don’t they!??” yells Ruth Beaver at UK while she points to the US.
“Just to clarify, she doesn’t worship me. She just needed my help in Christ and because this is such a screwed-up situation, God may be allowing me to use my issues with Him for His glory and you know at the end of the day if I don’t get destroyed in Christ in some way that works out for me too. Yes, if this is the end times a lot of demonic entities, and even Satan himself are starting to try to cut deals with Jesus.” says Moloch.
Carmina Burana from “O Futuna” plays.
“So…I kill thousands of people. And you don’t notice. Huh. Wow!” says Moloch.
Lacey’s made sad.
“It’s okay. I expected this. Sometimes they are like that.” says Moloch to Lacey.
Toccata And Fugue In D Minor as arranged by Stokowski plays.
“But they’re destroying themselves just to maintain their ego.” says Lacey, in great sadness, to Moloch.
“Yes. They are stuck in Kennedyland.” he says. “FOR REAL.”
“Ahh…where they use groupthink? As dictated by Jack Kennedy.” says Lacey.
“His dead energy and brain in Christ are their only source of inspiration, hope, joy and meaning. They are like robot zombies.” says Moloch. “But they still exist…so they can’t tell.”
“We really think we’re him. First. And that’s why we think we’re her?” says Larry David.
“In a way! You are stuck seeing everything from his SEEING EYE. Okay? His vision…is your vision. His love is your love. His VISION IS YOUR VISION!” says Moloch.
“When he became US President…you gave him your souls and your future. In many cases by accident. Because that’s America.” says Moloch.
“Listen. Moloch is explaining.” says Queen Camilla to Ruth Beaver.
“Yes! That’s why, Ruth.” says a British aristocrat to Ruth.
“So because of the Illuminati or even high-level occult activity we are trapped with his understanding of things everywhere because of US hegemony in the 1960s!? But his eye is especially potent in the US and I would bet that the less associated with the epic-American 1960s US hegemony one is or any one country becomes (or always was) the easier it is for those people who are open, within any country, to see the truth of the situation?” says Ruth Beaver.
“Yes, but there are many people who are very American!
The ‘Americans’ reside in India and Malaysia and Japan and all over the world because US hegemony is a very real thing and so sort of like an empire the US has spread its way of thinking everywhere. Not so much it’s military power or it’s political power, but it has spread its cultural power, we’ll say possibly, all over the world, and by doing so, and being so sneaky America in large part took over almost the entire world…in the last hundred years. And yet people fail and failed to recognize it because it was all done under-cover. Culture is not as significant as some historians might think…but it became meaningful to discuss…because overlords were using it in the US to amass political power, which is something that Lacey instantly understood.
Dr. N. Wilson of Messiah College violently refused to accept when he spoke with her partially out of guilt, partially out of narcissism and partially because he was terrified by the implications of what she was saying. Her obsession we’ll call it, even though it’s not really an obsession, with political history, with the military history, is actually strikingly different than most living people because she’s never been loved. She’s never fully grasped how brilliant she can be, or how genius she can be, and so when she asked him to study Poland in a sort of ecstatic terror…he was very shocked…and overwhelmed…and overwrought. Because he wasn’t expecting Scotia, if there’s reincarnation, to march into his office demanding to study Poland…as if the whole world’s safety depended on it.” explains Moloch.
O Fortuna from Carmina Burana plays.
Lacey swings from a chandelier. With a long sharp sword and an arsenal of nuclear bombs.
“We keep hearing from Bobby that everything’s fine. It’s a joke. And we should calm down and not kill you.” says Japan.
“When did you start sucking his cock? Does Cheryl know, you stupid ugly little bitches?” says Lacey, in a smary voice, hanging from the chandelier.
“I am offended! I am so fucking upfront offended. Oh my God!” says Japan, incredibly seriously and entirely lacking any sense of humor about itself or sense of proportion seemingly.
Everywhere Freesia by Thomas Newman plays.
“We are closet! We wear HERMES!!!! BIRKINS! ALL OF US!! Constantly!! We kick your ass!” Asia (not North Korea included) yells at Lacey.
“Oh! You’re going to end the world and suddenly Lem will be gay again for Jack!? Oh wow! You’re his best friends after all.” says Lacey mockingly to Asia (not including North Korea).
1:40
“I don’t understand what this is all about but if you guys want to make me like a statue…that would be cool.” says JFK to all of Asia (not including North Korea).
“Can you have a conversation or are you too busy sucking Bobby’s cock?” Lacey asks Asia, not including North Korea.
“We don’t like to live in the reality that Great Britain kicked our fucking ass. Like wiped us dry. In every Asian country. Brought us to our knees. In total surrender.
And that you helped create them.
So…your country….in essence…turned us into your little shit rags. …And that is reality.
And we’re narcissistically delusional all over Asia in order to believe that you didn’t fucking kick our fucking-asses into fucking torment, and that we’ve never been the same since. But that’s not a reality that we choose to accept because we’re dumb-as-fuck and so I guess that’s why we’re having this conversation.” says all of Asia (not including North Korea) to Lacey.
“Are you looking for some sort of apology note that we won!? What sort of a chump do you take me for, you nitwits?” yells Lacey.
One Week by Barenaked Ladies plays.
Lacey dances, freely in Japan. Half naked. Humorously actually. She hopes they develop a sense of humor.
“Do you want me to do it again? Do you want me to try it again!?” she says, excited.
1:46
“Samurais are cool but I really- I think I’ve won. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“You did win, but I think we somehow think we could win if we did it again.” says Japan.
She thinks.
The song plays.
“Well do you want to play fair…or do you want to play dirty?” says Lacey.
Closing Time by Semisonic plays.
“I guess we chose to play dirty, the minute that we allowed ourselves to partake in child molestation profiting practices, and the harm of your eternal being.” says Japan.
“You sure did!
Did you like that earthquake? Huh?
You got some death!
Yummy.
Do you like death? …I like death! I developed a sort of a taste for it over the years. Do you want some more? I could do another earthquake or maybe a tsunami again?
I didn’t have anything to do with the last tsunami, but umm…I don’t know. I could try to pull some strings? …Do you want a really big tsunami?” says Lacey, seriously.
1:50
“Are all Asians just fucking butt ugly compared to Europeans? If you are I apologize. It’s not my fucking problem if you have tiny dicks and small little bodies.” says Lacey, FINALLY JUST SAYING TRUTH.
The song ends.
I’m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers plays.
“No I do not want a tsunami. Thanks so much and if I gave you a headstart and we went about things appropriately could you still beat me? The answer is yes? OK. Do…you like that?” asks Japan.
“No I think it’s absolutely vile. I’m a woman, but that’s just the way it is apparently. It’s disgusting. It’s very disgusting. As disgusting as this fallen and fucked up world is.” says Lacey.
“Jack did you care about this aching, miserable torturous pain in her her being?” asks Japan.
“No, no I did not. I don’t really even know what the hell it is you people are talking about. Geez! I’m getting a pedicure.” says JFK.
“Which color are you getting on your toes?” asks Carolyn Kennedy.
My Own Worst Enemy by Lit plays.
“I’m getting a very light purple color to celebrate my homosexuality with Lum.” says JFK, sweetly.
“Oh my god that’s so cute. I love him! He’s my hero!” yells all the Millennial Kennedys.
“Why?” asks Tibet very quietly.
“Because it’s so cool to be gay.
OK?
It’s like cool!
It’s ilike a cool thing to be. Chill out dude! Come on!” say all the Millenial Kennedys with a huge smile.
“Oh my god! You’re right! I guess we have to think whatever you thinkz…so…OK, OK!” say most living Americans.
She’s So High by Tal Bachman plays as Bobby Kennedy Junior shakes his short-man scrawny-man ass. With a huge fucking-ugly open-mouthed grin.
“Oh MY GOD!!” yelled most Americans.
Jack dances awkwardly, trying to be cool and take back his scene from the grave. But people focus on Bobby too much. Even though he still wins.
“BOBBY!!!” yells a herd of 1970’s girls, chasing down Bobby.
He looks like a cheesy fuck-boi from a 1980’s film. As he tries to revel in his own vain glory.
But Jack Kennedy uses the power on Earth he raped (sdomized) from Lem Billings to seduce more fans.
Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles plays.
“Breath me in!” says JFK.
“WOW! Who killed off 30 million people?” asks Lacey.
“Since 2020?” says Baal.
“Yes! Was that you or Moloch?” says Lacey.
“Moloch.” admits Baal.
Adore You by Harry Styles plays.
“Is that strawberry lipstick from kissing a shit covered butthole that’s bloody from too hard anal penetration?” asks Lacey.
“Yes. I love licking poop. On my male lover’s assholes. As a sort of apology for being too aroused. And making their butthole bleed. Also too many toys.” says Harry Styles.
“Bloody poop doesn’t magically become strawberry lipstick. Just because you had anal sex.” explains Lacey, kindly.
“No. It’s like…sexy.” says Harry Styles.
“Who told you that!?” someone asks the CIA.
“Ahh…a girlfriend.” he says.
“She didn’t care. She really didn’t care. She was so cool with you sleeping with other people, Harry.” says a Millennial sarcastically to him.
“What!?” he says, like a bimbo (the original meaning of the word).
“No. That wasn’t a compliment, Harry.” says the CIA. “Or truth.”
“I know. But…I feel like it was true. It’s my strawberry lippie.” says Harry.
“Nooo. She went too far trying to seem cool.” says Michael Jackson.
“I didn’t think she was trying to be cool. I thought she was…being…cute.” he says.
“But this song is for JFK. From me?” asks Lem, in despair.
“Yes. Very much so.” says Harry Styles.
“Oh okay. Cool.” says JFK.
“But that’s just bloody shit. On your mouth.” says Mayo Clinic.
“SO!? It’s just bloody poop.” says Harry Styles.
“On your MOUTH?!” says the Mayo Clinic.
“Yes. Look…I clean it off. COME ON!” says Harry Styles, genuinely dumbfounded.
“COOL!
My only complaint is that it’s bloody. You hit ‘em that hard?” asks JFK of Harry.
“Yup.” he says, genuinely ashamed and embarrassed.
“You WORTHLESS SHIT!” says JFK.
“Oh okay.” says Harry…like a child, with a dumb, sad, trusting smile.
“Yeah. You go kill yourself!” says JFK. “I can tell it’s a stupid song.”
Harry finds this annoying. “It’s not that bad. Musically.”
“No! Musically is….good.” says Michael Jackson.
“So you annoying prick!?” whines JFK, hurt to Harry Styles, suddenly threatening his life like he used to threaten Lem Billings’s life.
“Wow.” says Harry. “You abuse anyone who tries to care about you at all.”
“Hush!!!” yells Bobby, freaking out.
“I don’t. You’re the problem.” says JFK.
Harry is escorted off by angels.
“I’m not impressed.” says Lacey to God. “Are you a shit sucker for LOVE?”
“No Christ is not a weakling indeed.” says Jonah Wiley conjured by Japan to try to explain Christianity.
Moloch laughs. So does Baal.
“What does God do for you then Jonah?” says Baal.
They review the footage.
“I mean there’s no health, there’s no wealth, there’s no security, there’s no safety, there’s no love, there’s not even a long life or a life that means anything potentially at all. And HE is the reward? How is HE the reward? …Are you supposed to suck his cock Jonah as he whips you or what?” asks Baal.
“Jonah. As mad as you make me. If that’s your aim…you have not failed me. But that’s only me. That’s a wise post.” says Lacey.
Tangerine (Live) as performed by The Dave Brubeck Quartet plays.
“So…no war? Because I always win.” says Lacey to Japan. “Cool. Shall we continue?”
“No. Because we’re in a chokehold with Bobby Kennedy Junior.” says Japan.
“HOW!?” asks Lacey, baffled. “He’s a total fucking idiot.”
“Okay. That’s a lie. We aren’t. But we refuse to acknowledge your family as Old Money.” says Japan.
“Why?” asks Lacey.
“Because we’re jealous of your whiteness and we have deadly amounts of internalized racist self-hatred. So we can’t be nice to you. You’re possibly better than any Asian person to ever exist. And we’d rather pout and whine like worthless losers than be normal human adults.” says Japan.
“Why?” asks Lacey.
“We are choosing in Satan to ignore your perfect evidence. And close our eyes to truth. As New Age atheist industrialists. We believe we are ascended masters.” says Japan.
Lacey thinks.
7:19
“Is there something this is supposed to be doing to me?” says Lacey.
“CRUSH YOU!!!” yells Japan, with perversely arrogant self-confidence.
Roger Sterling rolls on the ground with an inability to stop laughing.
“Did you cock-sucking niggers really think that Jack Kennedy was the only American who whooped your ass?! Did you really believe that at some point!? Be honest!” says Roger Sterling.
“Yes, sweetheart, we believe that, absolutely.” says Japan on truth serum.
“Oh, you think I am flustered and overwhelmed by you!? …Oh dear God, you guys are worthless pieces of shit.” says Roger Sterling. “I had no idea how dumb you really were. No! I’m actually angry? Wow!!!”
“We thought that that was just a game that you play back in the old day to try to hardball it and make the money pour from heaven.” explains Japan.
“No I’m not playing hardball. I’m threatening to strangle almost every human alive.” explains Roger Sterling.
“No you guys would never actually do that to us!
The Greatest Generation were just a bunch of loser-ass milquetoast fools who just babied their kids and gave them anything they wanted. They never spanked. They never slept. They never did any of that shit and they had us tied up in car seats like a bunch of fucking, you know, lunatic Millennials who are terrified of us getting hurt all the time they were the best mom and dad ever but don’t tell the Millennials that because then they’ll get ideas that they’re not worthless pieces of shit as parents. I think what you don’t understand about the Boomers is that we’re one of the best generations to ever exist. If not thee best!
See we understand human love, and we know that our parents were just full of shit and that they didn’t really worship Christ or have sex or really do much of anything right so you guys think that it makes sense to, you know, listen to the past. But we’re white people so you have to do what we say.” say all American white Boomers to the entire world from 1963 to the present.
Cantaloupe Island by Herbie Hancock plays.
“OK cool I will lick your ass and be pretty for you Jack.” says Japan to JFK, with a stupid smile.
“Oh I love!
I love the yellow pita!
So does my son. We like to go to Japan to see the yellow people because we look like witches and pieces of fucking shit that you put on a pole in a pumpkin patch to keep the scarecrows away, so when we go to Japan, and see that we’re bigger than them we can go rogue. Because compared to these little munchkins with their little weird eyes I am a hot piece of fucking shit! OUCH! And my son well…he’s got a little bit of a fucked- up body too…from my father in myself just like the rest of my children.
We go like to go to Japan where we feel pretty and smart and superior because that’s what matters is feeling better than everyone. Nothing else in the entire world. Where is the meaning in existence if you’re not better than everyone? If you’re not better than everybody you’re a nothing. And I am not a nothing, I am a superior.
There’s nothing more that I live for. The rest of my soul and my body is nothing if I am not superior.
My sole soul purpose is to be better than everyone. How do you get to be a master? YOU SUCK THE LIFE ENERGY OUT OF BEAUTY!
My…our grandmother was a fucking piece piece of worthless shit like everyone else in her fucking fucked-up Fitzgerald family. Pretty much everyone in my father‘s family was dumb and poor and conniving and evil. My grandfather was dumb as rocks. As we’d most people in his family. So excuse me, basically I am just a worthless piece of human garbage in my current human form like pretty much anyone else in my family. Except I’m ‘human society’ we can get away with it using Satan tonight better than anyone. So I thought you in your thinking thought that I cared about you in your reality. But I only cared about being better than everyone! Hahahaha!” says Caroline Kennedy on behalf of the whole Kennedy Family.
“No Lem would not have done that to you. Caroline, Lacey did that to you.” says Baal, laughing at Caroline.
“So you just wanted us to work and take care of our children and not shoot-up drugs?” says poor white peoples to Lacey Banks.
“Yes, but it’s not working out.” says Lacey.
Pick Up Sticks by The Dave Brubeck Quartet plays.
“Why do you guys tend to suck Bobby and Carolines cocks?
I don’t understand it. It really is kind of weird. Like I agree with Lacey and I’m not from her family or background at all. I am genuine, white trash. proud to say it…and I really don’t get it. Why do you guys do that?” says a white man, reading her blog.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” the Kennedy Cock Suck Crew in the world says.
“I am not a part of that group of people. I hope. I might be very slightly, but not that much.” says Tsar Putin.
“I know for a fact that my buddy Vladimir would probably like to ask Lacey out and get laid if there’s actually an Illuminati but he can’t because Jack and his energy is that repressive of all straight men.” says North Korea.
“So he slept with her, but not like in a totally normal way and so it’s not as satisfying as he’d like it to be and he’d like to do something about that but he can’t because of the repressive energy of JFK?” asks a demon, on behalf of a lot of entities.
“Yes he would, but there’s not much we can do about it.” says North Korea, with a sad shrug.
“No, we can barely have this conversation because that’s how repressive his energy has been and still is.” says a Boomer Russian.
“Except not the whole world! It isn’t quite that weak, us. And I’d like to think we’re a bit of an exception in Great Britain because while she was here we highly suspect that she actually had physical contact sexually with Lem in the bed next to the ocean.” says Queen Camilla.
“ OK so I’m becoming a little Catholic if I read this blog and I’m starting to realize that I’m just spouting off catholic theology without some of their theological ideas about Mary about possibly pieces of our salvation. I might agree with some what they think but I don’t agree with all of it, so I just can’t be a Catholic, but then speaking as the grandson of Catholics who may be giving me a really hard time because they care about me if there’s purgatory of any sort I’m kind of confused because I can’t figure out where God is going with us in her life if she’s really is innocent and vulnerable and sweet and yet not vulnerable as she seems to be and suffering as much as she seems to be then I tend to think it might very well be the end of the world I’m not sure when, but probably not 100 years from now probably 50 at the very most.” says Jonah. “
Because I just can’t think that we can survive for more than 50 years. I know it seems plausible to Lacey that Satan could really stretch himself and try to really make it work for it 100 even 1000 years but I don’t have that much faith in him, I don’t think he’s really that smart and I worry that we’ve got less than 50 years but that she is too cautious to see that now because it’s evil to be that cautious but just because that’s part of her nature and with Thomas as her father, there could be a spiritual blessing, and curse on her life of doubt, but not like in an evil way because she’s a Christian More just doubt let me try to understand this Lem’s did you actually secretly think Jack was totally beneath you and that it was just sort of a joke to be his friend?” says Jonah.
“Yes.” says Lem.
“ OK were you totally heartless or did you just somehow think it made sense?” says Jonah.
“ I sought that it was a reasonable thing to do and I didn’t think that I had to give a shit about him. My father was a doctor so when I saved his life, I was saving his life as a human who cared, but I wasn’t really thinking that highly of him I thought he was sort of a moron, so yes, I thought it was kind of a joke that I was friends with him. That being said I was not heartless I just didn’t think I had to care I just I didn’t think it was my responsibility. I thought that, it’s sort of like seven people are just beneath you. I grew up in an actual old money family hers is as well but they’re a little different about it. My family may have been very open about our sense of superiority at times especially before we lost money and so the idea was kind of all of the stuff that you’ve heard about people in my class, that were kind of heartless, except it wasn’t seen that way. It was just seen as kind of kind of like Jack was a darkie. So like you’ve been in this house, you’ve met racist guys who are not total total pricks right?” says Lem to Jonah.
“Yes!” says Jonah.
“ so that’s how we saw people we saw them it’s just being sort of beneath us kind of like an African-American would be to a white person to a racist to wasn’t a total jerk and actually really didn’t even want Black people to suffer but just thought that they brought it on themselves, and that somehow slavery and segregation were helpful because they’re inferior and they need white people to sort of help them somehow there are a decent number of actually very nice people who think that way right now JD Vance is not one of them he pretends to be because he’s not straight possibly and he might be a pervert and sort of a con artist and so he pretends to be like that, but that’s not really who he is Jonah you’re more of that than he is whether you’re racist or not but no, that’s the thing that these people could easily not be racist if you could talk them out of the way that they see things because they’re not actually necessarily hateful people. They’re just straight men who don’t want to be repressed sexually and are often times not always but it a number of times they’re actually pretty decent straight men who are white and just wanna have a normal life you’re not safe around them if you’re a black person but all I’m saying is that that does exist and I was like that everyone in my class was like that towards people like Jack, so I saw him as a sort of Negro darky sort of little buddy, so what I would laugh with him, and have fun with him. It was entirely patronizing and condescending in nature, but he never understood that nobody in his family ever did they still don’t they think Lacey is like that and she’s not almost at all and she’s been hurt countless times by people accusing her of being patronizing. I am the one that’s like that not her.
I is so the thing is him to so basically yeah I just thought you know he’s sort of a nothing but what are you gonna do you know he is a womanizing freak do you can never stay sober and you know he’s kind of a scrawny piece of shit buddy you know he pulls tail I guess because he’s so persistent and stubborn And he got a admire him for being persistent and stubborn, because as a man, I respect that as a straight man who thought he was gay and wasn’t I respect the fact that this dude works freaking hard to pull tail because he actually did people have this idea that he just walked into Roman women fell over him they did, but he was trying. He did witchcraft he played games, he connived his way into their head before they got a chance to resist him
And so he started working his magic on their head before they ever had a chance to notice that he was inferior and obnoxious. And then you know it’s like he would dare fall for him like bubbleheaded fucking idiots and make me it would make me hate them because I think wow Dad that you guys are fucking little fucking idiots. This guy is a total fucking piece of shit I mean I could see falling for him if you were a dumb ass like 20 years old and you didn’t know any better, but I cannot imagine as a 30 old woman thinking he’s worth a fucking piece of shit.
But a lot of women dead, and it made me think a lot less of them. Yeah because it’s just like dammit. They’re just I guess they’re just worthless cows or something. And no, I don’t think you ever understood that, but why would I ever tell him that I would never tell him that kind of thing because I just thought no you know what I mean you can’t handle. People like him, the Irish, I thought couldn’t handle hearing the truth about themselves because they’re just weak and needy and hyperactive freaks.
No, the Scottish, the Scottish or sexy I might even thought that some Scottish people could be really kind of sexy they almost become like hyperactive freaks like the Irish, but not really because somehow they’re just sort of I guess, sexy.
So no, that’s what I thought. I thought that you know the Irish Ridge is sort of dumb as fuck. I thought there could be a few Irish people who weren’t, but for the most part they were just you know inferior white people and so you kind of had to humor him a little bit you know because Seay I wasn’t like everyone of my family. I might be a little more racist than a lot of people in my family. I was kind of a rebel, so a lot of people in my family, had the impression that you know Black people were equal, and all white people were equal and poor people should be cared about and stuff like that but we’re still better than them. I thought that might be true, but there was some thing about it. They didn’t said that Dad just didn’t seem quite right to me because it seemed like they were actually may be a little inferior and so um I bought into some of the things my parents never wanted to talk about like I might say why are the Irish people always? The ones that are working in the coal mines I bet you said that’s my father literally at some point as a child I might’ve said why why Dad are the Irish people who always mine coal And he would say well you know it’s because that’s what that’s what they did back in Ireland or some thing or that’s what you know those people do and I thought those even make any sense because I don’t think Irish people were the ones mining coal and Ireland that was the Welsh I might’ve thought that that it was more welsh people that had Cole not Irish people and so I would’ve been confused by that and so what isn’t he telling me? Why didn’t he explained to me that the Irish or somehow poor Seay is just questions like that like why is he lying about Irish people being poor? What is he covering up for, you know what is he lying about sometimes I see my dad get flustered and scared and then he just died and he lost all of her money so there was a part of me that when he would start getting flustered when I ask him questions I think I think you’re lying Dad I think you’re hiding some thing and I’m going to figure it out But he asked me about on the sexuality. He didn’t seem flustered, almost at all. He was giving me a medical opinion when he didn’t want to talk about the Irish it wasn’t a medical opinion he seemed like he didn’t know what he was talking about.
So I mean, it was stuff like that that would happen and I started to think now I don’t know I care about the Irish. They mean the world to me right as people but I’m a little concerned that we actually aren’t helping these people because a little part of me wonders of Black people, and the Irish are really just inferior, but then I would think you know maybe they’re not completely inferior because we have a school in my family. My middle name is Lemoyne, which is Lemoyne college and I think though we educate them they do well so that I was very conflicted because I think maybe they actually aren’t totally stupid by virtue of sort of association with Black people on the food chain, maybe the Kennedys by virtue of association with actual darkies are not totally worthless and that I would think hey maybe maybe because they’re white they could be a little superior to the darkies so maybe not though, but maybe they are Him but maybe not but you know if if we gave the Kennedys a chance to win the White House and really prove themselves, you know that’s what they want to do if we gave him that chance, maybe then you know they would start sort of evolving into a more normal white person, and we just of oppressed them like we were oppressed women And Black people and so if we can just give the Kennedys a chance to win the White House will start they’ll start seeming more normal and stop seeming so retarded OK?” says Lem Billings.
Jonah smiles.
“ yeah, I might’ve been a little off Jonah or you might think I have some common sense I don’t know but let me tell you some thing that is possibly what I actually thought whether I still think that or not anymore that is very possibly what I genuinely thought and Jackie can’t handle that and neither can his family but it’s not that they are hurt openly. At least it’s not there in total denial.“ says Lem. “ oh, so basically, I have cursed the day that I met Jack for a reason yeah and no I had to. I was not prepared. I had no idea what I was getting myself into trying to be his friend, but I did think he was a worthless piece of shit, and I did try to kill Bobby using a heroin addiction that he created for himself.”
“so if we get overtaken by Russia, we can thank the media for telling us shit like oh la Billings loved but love Bobby and love JFK forever and ever because they’re the same people who have no fucking clue what’s going on with almost anything? Yeah.” says a reader.
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