Casi doesn’t believe Old Money exists. She’s partially willing to accept that it might be possible that, “Lacey is better looking than all of us.” But she can’t accept that Old Money exists.
Why? Well…it’s unclear. It’s actually extremely complicated. But basically…she just doesn’t understand Old Money as a lifestyle. Partially because she’s incapable of being Old Money and she finds that narcissistically offensive. But also…she doesn’t…get it. And instead of being honest about that and humble she’s fearful and violent.
She believes…she is Old Money by virtue of being poor and sitting on her ass on food stamps as a white southerner. Because she truly refuses…for narcissistic reasons…but also for other reasons to believe Old Money exists.
“Is that what Lacey believes?” says Casi.
“NO!” says the CIA.
“Isn’t she just subterfuging?” says Casi.
“NO!” says the CIA.
“I am Old Money.” says Casi.
“How?” asks the CIA.
“It’s called retirement!” says Casi, laughing.
“What is?” says the CIA.
“What I do. I’m RETIRED.” says Casi.
“From what!??” says George Bush.
“I WORKED. For seven years.” says Casi. “At Verizon.”
“And then you got a Percocet habit?” says the CIA.
“I ain’t discussing that!” says Casi.
“So…you’re…a drug addict with mental health issues…on public assistance?” says the CIA to Casi.
“Yes. I am.” says Casi.
“Okay. ….Then you’re Old Money in your mind…because you’re white?” says the CIA.
“YEAH!” says Casi.
“And from the American south?” asks the CIA.
“YUP!” says Casi.
“And you refuse to work?” says the CIA.
“I guess you could say that. …See…I don’t think of it like that. …I’m…a lady. Okay!? I…don’t think a lady…should have to work. …So my way of seeing it is that one doesn’t have to work. If you don’t want to.” says Casi. “If you’re white. Pretty. And willing to be…a slut.” says Casi, laughing.
“Okay. …So food stamps are an intentional way to be a lady?” says the CIA to Casi.
“No! I knew that wasn’t Lacey. …I knew there was a difference. It’s obvious. But a lot of you didn’t understand. …Now I don’t think either. But…I knew that wasn’t quite Lacey’s thinking says Chris Hayes.
“That’s not her thinking at all.” says Tsar Putin about Lacey. “You’re all perverted. It’s obvious.” He thinks. “She’s just a housewife.”
“I know. But I don’t like that!!!” yells Jill Schiebel.
“THAT DOES NOT MATTER!!!” yells a dead man.
“What’s Lacey’s thinking?” asks Boomer.
“SHE IS A 1940’S HOUSEWIFE!!!” yells God.
“Who’s also Old Money.” says Jesus.
“Yeah. Why do you guys overthink her!? It’s PAINFULLY OBVIOUS at this point. I mean WOW!” says a living comedian.
“Okay. I’m game.” says the CIA. “Casi…did you really think you were like Lacey?”
“NO! But…I refuse to be humble and respectful to her or most people. And she ignored it. Like a lot of southern Americans people do. But I took advantage of that. Because I got too narcissistically offended by her actual superiority. …You know…I just can’t…get over the idea of Old Money.” says Casi.
“Because it’s what you pretend to be?” asks the CIA.
“Me and a lot of other people in the perfume community. A lot of poor women.” says Casi. “We just…can’t…believe it.”
“But it’s what you’re pretending to be!” says the CIA.
“Yeah??? Well…kinda. I mean…not entirely. It’s more like…we feel…too pretty and feminine to work.” says Casi. “My mother did work. But…I’m not that way.”
“Casi. You get confused?” says the CIA.
“No. I just…can’t understand why she cares.” says Casi.
“Because you’re a con artist in a way. Who’s impersonating us!!” says Michael Rockefeller to Casi.
“Crap.” says Casi. “So she’s just mad I’m impersonating her.”
Michael nods in a way.
“And obviously she’s straight.” says Casi.
“YES!” says Michael Rockefeller.
“And all the other shit.” says Casi.
“Yup.” says Michael.
“You guys…you needed to be strong for me!!” yells Casi at the saw re” US Illuminati if there’s reincarnation.
A moment later.
“ part of the problem is that women who are golddiggers or who see themselves as dependent on men like a lot of women there’s a woman I can’t think of her name, but she lives in Palm Beach. She has kind of a raspy voice, and she likes to tease her hair and she has kind of an ugly body to be honest but she’s very fun and she I’m pretty sure is in love with her husband and faithful to him and probably always husband and I think that has been enough for people from it. It used to be more than enough. It was just like women were seen as being like lazy and so they didn’t have to prove their honor asking Lacey to constantly prove that she’s not lying and that she’s honorable is psychotically perverse. She is like a gold standard of honesty to the point of it being scary. Accusing her of lying is absurd potentially. She’s not lying that’s almost psychosis. add women who are like Casi and a lot of other women who aren’t on food stamps and managed to Mary well about 30 or 40 years ago heaven using Lacey‘s honor, and the honor of housewives like her from the past to seem like they’re also well-intentioned. They’re just more fun and playful and friendly to homosexuals then Lacey is that the ideas that women like Lacey were uptight and anal retentive, and they didn’t put out which is totally untrue, but that’s what people think. They think that these women like Casi are who put out are the fun updated gay positive version of Lacey and they’re not their two totally different animals so to speak they’re both women. I’m just trying to explain to you different they are those women I would never of associate with even if when I thought it was gay being straight I don’t find them attractive and I have no interest in them. I really genuinely have no interest in them. Jackie was like them they’re sluts they’re very intense, thoughtful sluts. Or they’re blondes to blah I don’t know, but they’re very different than Lacey and a lot of other women who think like her Tennessee Williams conflated things and thought they were the same person they’re not, and we’re Elizabeth Taylor went along with it they’re not the same type of people that Elizabeth, Taylor and Lacey are frankly more like they’re not the same type either but they’re more similar Lacey is a housewife. She’s a housewife. Could a housewife run the world yes, when could one be Scotia reincarnated yes could one end up being married to a man who is wealthy yes and she is and was always going to be in this world, it’s almost impossible for her, not to be and be alive. You guys can’t except that because you don’t Waze marry very well, even if you’d like to.
I part of what’s happening in the world right now is that Bobby Kennedy Junior back in 2016 was given the option of excepting the truth that Lacey could’ve actually possibly been his aunt had Joe not died and Lacey been born earlier or at least have had some sort of sexual relationship with his uncle, possibly in reality, and he chose to deny that because he was narcissistically offended as a closeted man Closeted, homosexual, homosexual, closeted, bisexual, closeted, pedophile, closeted, worthless asshole I don’t know maybe all of the above maybe that’s not possible but the point is I genuinely was trying to kill him. I genuinely can’t stand him him saying that I love you that I loved him is not the same thing as me acknowledging that or saying it, but he likes the idea that it was he likes lies like that because he’s a delusional airhead to some degree raised by a woman who is also a delusional, narcissistic airhead just like him, without a father and frankly, I’m not sure if Bobby was alive if that even ended up any better off I think he was a little bit of a delusional, narcissistic airhead himself. The problem is he assumed that Casi‘s honor in the honor of other women like her was equal to Lacey as if not superior because they were honest about it if he was actually intellectually awake practically kid have to realize that he’s accusing his mother of being a whore, and basically every woman who’s ever had a decent house and had sex with her husband But he was not ready for that. He was not ready to except the fact that what he was thinking made no sense even though he knew it was bullshit because he preferred to think that she was beneath him and that his horrible feelings of insecurity sexually around her, and how ugly he is and short, we’re just his imagination he’s been in denial about that since Mary died I think he was always a little bit aware of it but then when Mary died, he became far more aware of it because he realized overtime that Cheryl wasn’t as pretty as Mary. See that’s also part of the reason why he thinks Larry David is a is a Kike because he thinks that Larry set him up with Cheryl some sort of Jewish conspiracy. He’s never said that, but he doesn’t even know, but he, but he does tend to think that that Larry is a bit of a Kike, who ruined his life by letting him end up with a woman, ugly uglier than Mary. He thinks that Mary was still ugly and far beneath him, and that he was doing her a favor by being with her, but Mary Cheryl frankly really is actually kind of ugly and he doesn’t. He doesn’t know how to accept that.
Right now he wants Lacey to write on Facebook that Cheryl is ugly to prove something and she is never going to do that because that’s insane.” says Lem.
“ so Casi did you not understand how much money Lacey was actually spending on her perfume back in like 2015?” asks God.
“ I mean how much has she spent?” says Casi.
“ Lacey doesn’t go tofragrancenet.com Casi she doesn’t buy discount perfume.” says God. “ her husband is a cheapskate. He really is and her her in-laws are absolute assholes. And he forces Lacey to buy things cheaper than she wants to buy them at times and so then she revolts advise things more expensive than she wants to buy them as well. He knows that, but he ignores it and it’s evil. So he has forced her to buy like $100 bottles of Chanel on eBay but the thing is though Casi he has actually saved money that way as well. And she doesn’t care, but it bothered you because you won’t understand actually being that frugal? She does care, but she doesn’t care about how people perceive it in a way because she’s very down to earth. But people like you got carried away and came up with conspiracy theories about her because you couldn’t handle the truth of who she was and how superior she is. No she spent probably about $10,000 in the first two years.” says God. “ she refuses to buy things from fragrance.net because she thinks they’re fake. She finds the whole things suspicious, and she’s not interested in bowing down to Satan. I am, but she does buy things used on eBay. They’re actually used so when she when she shows something that looks new, it’s always new she never lies about stuff like that ever. Yes, she literally is spending thousands and thousands of dollars on perfume and you people are in denial about how much she actually spends. Some of the stuff that she has bought on eBay she doesn’t buy things from fragrance net or any other discount store. She does not do that! The things that she buys from eBay she knows are authentic and that’s part of why she’s willing to do it because she knows it’s authentic. She knows that it’s authentic some people like Stephanie don’t know how to buy things on eBay Lacey knows because she’s basically a genius so if you can’t handle that either she be Davy was incredibly narcissistically offended by her intelligence.” says God.
Later.
“So! Turns out if there’s reincarnation Honey Fitz got Lacey to come back to Earth based on Vladimir Putin.” says Lem.
Later.
“Matt…is Kate reading this?” asks Shaveydavy, quietly.
“What exactly is it that you want me to say right now?” says Matt.
“ Matt we read a lot of the things that she said about you and we’re starting to think she actually does talk to the debt and us too at times we’re not sure how but it’s been treating him do you think that it would’ve made sense for you to have spent a lot of time together even if you just been getting coffee because she’s busy and you’re busy with that have really been helpful?” says Maria.
“ I’d still be alive. Is that good or bad?” says Matt.
“ have you inspired any of the posts that were posted on on Facebook?” says Karen Craft, Curt’s wife.
“Yes.” says Matt.
“ what’s Lacey’s aesthetic?” asks Maria.
“Expensive perfume…glowing skin…hot tea…wool.” says Matt.
Matt’s father cries.
“ Lem what were you so happy about in that picture? I get it it was innocent, but what were you so happy about?” asks Matt.
“ there’s no way that could’ve been about sucks and me being in love with JFK if if I was capable of looking as happy as I did at Jack’s wedding to Jackie and if that if those have been purely sexual, happy photos I am I would’ve been really happy to be in love with him. That was not what you saw in those photos you saw me doing something else and I think it’s been wildly misinterpreted. And if Lacey ends up dead in the next year to five years, it’s because I took those pictures and everyone including her misunderstood them.
Those are the pictures I’m referring to the ones of my butt, my head and his crotch. You can’t see the fact that I’m genuinely cringing because I’m upside down and I have glasses on and it’s cold outside. In this picture IM happy but it’s for reasons that people today don’t understand. Matt understands because mats in his 40s or he was before he died and he was privileged growing up and male so he and white and above average intelligence and so he was able to experience with that joy himself but it’s not something that most people understand.
Again, if I was sexual in this picture that you see here right above his words, if I was sexual in that picture and happy in a sexual way I wouldn’t have been able to smile at all at Jack’s wedding. I wouldn’t have been able to smile at all at Jack’s wedding at all if if that was a sexual smile at all that was at all authentic so if that was a sexual smile in the photo above, I wouldn’t have been able to smile at Jack’s wedding that is psychologically impossible
I would’ve been able to smell at my wedding to him if I was gay, but intriguingly not the way I would have had I not smiled in those photos it’s complicated, but I was able to smile at Jack’s wedding because I was straight.
So why was I smiling in these photos? I was smiling in these photos because I was enjoying being outside in the snow without my coat on with no mother, or anyone else to tell me that I couldn’t be outside in the snow without a coat it’s very innocent I thought I’m old enough to be outside without a codon, and you were up to some tomfoolery of some sort jack pose those photos, but I was mostly smiling about the fact that I was riding on his shoulders that I was hurting him and that I was getting a ride on his shoulders and that I was riding around in the air Let’s see that it was cold. I was happy I was looking forward to life. I thought things would probably work out for everyone who was there that day.
I had no idea that things were going to be as bad as they were for everyone need Jack I had a very naïve conception that life was gonna be great so it was dumb, but I was smiling about being up in the air has so much shoulders, not Amick not having a coat on The fact that it was winter and that might be almost all there wasn’t there wasn’t necessarily anything all that complicated in that moment so that was primarily what was on my mind I didn’t have on a coat I was on jack shoulders I didn’t eight I didn’t I didn’t think much else. It would’ve been anything sexual in any sort of aesthetic way, but I wasn’t really thinking anything sexual anyway.
Call Lacey is angry about is the fact that I was so naïve. That’s what hurts her that sounds silly but it’s not silly at all.” says Lem. “ truthfully, Matt was thinking of having an affair with Lacey because his marriage wasn’t working out but Lacey was in love with me. She was pretty darn Tootin sure that I was real and she didn’t want to hurt me because she loves me and she was trying to be faithful to me, even though I’m a ghost so she thought there’s no way that I can get involved with Matthew because I can’t abandon her love that way and frankly she may lead other people in mind as well like Michael and somewhat Elliot and Louis and he’ll Loeb maybe even a Scott Fitzgerald slightly, but I think it was mainly me. And so she couldn’t because we were sleeping together I mean we do sleep together we were basically like a married couple. We’re just temporarily separated because of the fall of man but we’re basically like a married couple so part of me thinks I might just crazy. Should I meet with Matthew but then she thinks why does he try to meet with me for? Is he lonely and sad and looking for a cousin to hang out with or is this about what happened at the table that one time when we looked into each other’s eyes? She had no idea he was desperate. He was trying to figure out how to survive you need to stop making his wife, some sort of hero of the universe. He killed himself. She might be a good mother we wish her well, but he did kill himself, and I’m not convinced they had the best marriage. Okay? So I think he might have been thinking about the time at the table when they looked into each other’s eyes, but that’s the problem there was no way for her to know what he was thinking and now he’s dead. Yes, and if I am a demon, you can be very angry about that. If I’m not a demon, however she may have actually done the right thing in a way because we really are together and she really was trying to honor me and honor herself and honor Christ. but this ain’t simple because if they actually talked, he may not be dead and I am not going to say that I am happy that he’s dead.” says Lem.
Later.
“Casi! Let’s add up what she paid for her current beauty drawers.” says the FBI. “Just to help you understand reality for therapeutic reasons.”
- Love Indus Mask $58.00
- La Roche Posay Effaclar Duo $35
- Estée Lauder CPR $96.00
- Victoria’s Secret Velvet Petals $19.95
- Aztec Secret Healing Clay $15.00
- L’Occitane Shea Butter $35.00
- Beloved Peach & Prosecco & Mimosa Flower Body Cream $9.99
8. Vaseline Healing Jelly $12.00
9. Victoria’s Secret Pear Glacé Body Lotion $19.95
10. Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair $85
11. Versed Doctor’s Visit Mask $18.89
12. Glow Recipe Watermelon Dew Drops $35
13. The Ordinary Salicylic Acid $5.16
14. The Ordinary Niacinamide $8.32
15. Sunday Riley C. E. O. $122.00
16. Kiehl’s Creamy Eye Treatment $60.00
17. Summer Fridays Rich Cushion Cream $52.00
18. Sisley Masque Creme $200.00
19. Sisley Rose Precious Face Oil $285.00
20. The Ordinary Multi-Peptide Serum $23.
21. Cerave Facial Moisturizing Lotion $13.29
22. Cetaphil Extra Gentle Daily Scrub $8.99
23. Pink Vanilla Body Milk $20.00
For a grand total of around $1,260.00.” says Lem.
“That’s…less than usual.” says Casi.
“I have eczema.” says Lacey. “I just got it. This summer. It came out of nowhere.”
“So you’re using cheaper products?” scoffs her mother.
“Yes. You have to.” says Lem. “A lot of the more expensive stuff just irritates the skin. Vaseline works best.”
“Yes. …Actually Erno Laszlo isn’t bad. But…it’s not dramatically different than Vaseline.” says Lacey.
“Do you use a lip mask?” asks a reader.
“Sometimes.” says Lacey.
“Do you have skincare products in your bathroom?” asks a reader.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“Casi! Guess what they’re getting for Christmas!?” asks Chris Hayes. “She’s adding to her Wedgwood collection! Edme. …Pearls from Bloomingdales. An espresso machine from TARGET. …And tons of other stupid shit like that.”
“Didn’t they have an espresso machine?” asks Casi.
“Yes!!” says Chris Hayes.
“What happened to it?!” says Casi.
“It BROKE!” says Chris. “THEY ARE SOO POOR!!! OH MY GOD!!!”
“Casi! We’ve had to spend over $7,000 this year on our car and private education!! AND IT WAS EXPENSIVE FOR US!” says Lacey. “We felt it. WE ARE SSOOOO POOR!”
“Wow! That’s poor!” says Barbara.
“It is!!! AND THEN WE SPENT $2,000 on killing mice!” says Lacey.
“SOOO POOR!” says Barbara.
“$400 on gutters. They’ll spend $1,500 in the spring. To replace the gutter protectors.” says Lem.
“SOOO POOR! So NOT UPPER CLASS!” says Lacey.
“$500 on clothes for our daughter!” says Lacey.
“SO CHEAP!” says Lem.
“Thousands and thousands on vacations and lessons for the kids.” says Lacey.
“Thousands on her teeth!” says Lem. “Again.”
“Thousands on perfume and skincare.” says Josh. “Thousands paying off stuff from hospital visits from years ago.”
“What’s their net worth again?” asks a reader.
“1.2 million.” says Matthew Nesheim.
“Are they considered wealthy?!” asks her neighbor.
“No. They genuinely should be. But Bobby is broke. Elon kisses his ass (figuratively not literally). And George Soros can’t understand the value of oil in the ground. …Statistically they’re upper class. But…in order to pseudo-intellectually figure out how to account for the so-called ‘shrinking middle class’ they messed around too much with the numbers and they made $1.2 million at 42 poor.” says George Bush Sr..
“So what is rich!??” scoffs Lacey’s neighbor.
“$30 billion.” says George Bush, laughing. “You have to be worth $30 billion to be rich. At all. If they’re being honest. …According to them. …$1 trillion is the new ultra rich. It’s…WEIRD. Because being a simple millionaire is still kinda actually rich. …But…they don’t know that.”
“What is rich?” asks a Native American.
“Privacy. Space. Time. Health. And either Old Money…or what I’m going to call Freedom Money.” says George Bush.
“See the problem is that what you should have done is made Lacey and I make love. That would’ve been possibly more than Lem could handle. And possibly more than Lacey could handle considering how much she loves him. But it would have suited your purposes of harming the right people. You would’ve harmed the right people in the right way had you done that. But you don’t seem to do things like that because you’re not understanding social class. Social class isn’t just about how much money people have. It’s also about birth and pedigree. Basically the British have it pretty well figured out. But you’re supposed to be in revolt against that as Americans.
You’re not doing that but you’re supposed to be. Why would making love work? Because it would be perfect chaos. The exact sort of chaos you’re actually longing for. In America. But…gosh. Then you’d have to be deep and mature and not just petty.” says Matthew Nesheim to the American Illuminati. “See…what’s happening now is a return to the old order. From the 1700’s.”
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