“It’s ALL GOOD!” by Lem

Problems by Little Simz plays.

Lacey and Lem vomit. In their spirits. In 2015. Lacey and Lem spin…in nausea. They close their eyes. As the whole world around them spins. AROUND THEM. Not with them in it.

The song ends.

BILLIE EILISH by Armani White plays.

Red Fay laughs. Still trying to believe he didn’t fuck up EVERYTHING. In 2015.

“He’s YOUR SON!!” yells Bobby Sr..

“Not really though. That was…hundreds of years ago.” says Emperor Ninkō. “Or Red Fay.”

“Ahh…so…don’t you care about your ultimate aim?” asks Bobby Sr..

Red Fay looks superiority-complex-stunned. He stands there blinking. Actually…he possibly could be confused.

“RED!!! You had A POINT!!” yells Bobby Sr..

Red laughs an evil laugh. He backs slowly into a wall in Lacey’s apartment in Saint Paul.

The song ends.

Zoo Girl by M. I. A. plays.

The song ends.

“Red!! YOU HAD A POINT!!!” we yell at him from 2024.

God wraps his hands around his throat. Forcing Red to talk.

Demons by Doja Cat plays.

“I’m a liar. There is not reincarnation… …OR…I’m just a worthless ass.” says Red Fay.

“WHAT WAS YOUR POINT!??” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Red Fay awkwardly stands half in a wall. Unintentionally being funny.

“RED WHAT WAS YOUR POINT!?” yells Bobby Kennedy Senior at Red Fay.

“I’m A LOSER!!!” yells Red Fay.

“Red…what was your point?!?” asks God.

“I thought Japan…was the best country to ever exist and that all British people were inherently the scum the Earth. And I wanted to bring God to Earth. By total annihilation of all British peoples to ever exist. And…yet…I didn’t mean to humiliate them. …Jack didn’t understand that. And still doesn’t. …The idea was just to totally annihilate all of them. …I didn’t think they were human. …I thought they would all cease to exist. Like…popping a balloon. …So…no need to humiliate them. But also…I found that mean. Right? Because…no need to make them feel excess pain before totally annihilating all of them for eternity.” says Red Fay.

“But Jack wants you to?” asks Mother Nature.

“YES!” says Red Fay.

“Why?” asks Mother Nature.

“Because he’s…sure we were better than them.” says Red Fay.

“But…you think he was…wrong now?” says Mother Nature.

And at that in 2024 America TOTALLY spiritually bankrupts itself by violently and sadistically (although possibly accidentally sadistically) insisting that Lacey is homosexual somehow. Because Bobby is a genuine idiot as are many other people in his family but people in power are too backward and archaically minded to understand. And by spiritually bankrupt I mean not…just evil…but rather…physically bankrupt on a spiritual level. So like…it’s in the eyes of God…but also on Earth in a fallen world sense.

“WOW!” says Brazil.

“How is this woman at all homosexual?” asks Colombia.

“BECAUSE WOMEN LIKE ME ARE!!” yells Doja Cat.

“And they refuse to see the difference? Because she’s hotter?” says her neighbor.

“Yup.” says Doja Cat.

“Matt Nesheim is hotter than me. Why can’t they just accept…reality!?” yells another man.

“Yeah. Point taken.” says her male neighbor.

“I can. Kinda. But…I think it’s…her Egyptian heritage. Sadly. If there’s reincarnation. …Because it’s an ego thing.” says Doja Cat.

“Are you sure it’s an ego thing!??” says the CIA.

Doja Cat thinks. “YES!!!” she yells. “We have no sense of humor in reality…about ourselves…in our generation.”

“At least in America.” says Queen Camilla.

Wordless Chorus by My Morning Jacket plays.

The song ends.

Love Lost by The Temper Trap plays for a comedian and his female soulmate. It’s quite…perfect.

“I’m bisexual.” he says.

The song plays.

And at that we see that the Kennedys souls are covered in scabs they keep picking at. Endlessly. Not to spiritually detoxify. But rather to sexually get off.

You’re a Wolf by Sea Wolf plays.

Elon Musk goes into genuine shock.

“Okay. So…ahh…Red Fay…you…had- YOU STILL WANT TO TORTURE THEM!?” yells the Sioux.

“NO!!” he yells, shaking his head no and smiling.

“So…you did though? Briefly?” asks Great Britain.

Red Fay looks uncomfortable. He wasn’t expecting to ever have to confront them, regardless.

Impossible Germany by Wilco plays.

“Yes. Briefly. While we were making love.” says Red Fay.

“What was that like?” asks Great Britain.

“Okay! It wasn’t actually making love. But…I didn’t know I was molesting him. If I was.” says Red Fay.

“So what were you doing?” says Great Britain.

“Molesting him.” says Red Fay.

The song plays.

“Can I help you!?” says Emperor of France.

“YES!!!” yells the CIA.

“You all just gave up on questioning Casi. Why??” he says.

“Because he liked Casi. He thought she was cool.” explains the CIA.

“Hmm.

Okay.

But Lacey isn’t interested. She’s completely straight. And she’s Old Money.” says the CIA.

“NO!! I can’t be getting all the answers wrong.” says Bobby, freaking out for realz yo.

“Is he cool?” asks Satan.

“YES!!” says Bobby.

“Mmm. …He’s not.” says Satan. “Not unless Lacey is too.”

Bobby accidentally shits himself. Literally. He genuinely becomes so spiritually disturbed that he poops his pants.

“How did he fake everyone out so well!?” says Bobby.

“He’s smarter than you.” says the CIA.

“No. That’s genuinely scientifically impossible.” says Bobby, in a panic. He races off to go have a lil’ chit chat with good ol’ Elon.

“What are we going to chit chat with Elon about?” asks the CIA.

“To discuss annihilation of my kids with Red Fay.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior. “I’m ON BOARD. I just need to have a little chit chat.”

“Do you think he’s going to spare you?” says a bisexual comedian.

“No…not necessarily. …But I’d like to try to work with him. See what can we done.” says Bobby.

“So Red you included Ireland…in your statement about annihilating the British.” says a Catholic.

“YUP.” says Red Fay. “If there’s reincarnation this is true. I meant all of Great Britain in 1840.”

“The native people! Not the colonies?” says the CIA.

“Well…yes.” says Red Fay.

“So!!

RED!?” says Bobby, cheerfully.

Red Fay can’t stand Bobby Kennedy Junior. He cringes at the sound of his voice. “YES!??” he says to Bobby.

“Love…pookie pie…why don’t we discuss this after sex?” says Bobby to Red Fay.

Black Out Days by Phantogram plays.

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The song ends.

Hayling by FC Kahuna plays.

Bobby

The grape juice man himself.

He slowly takes off his shirt button by button looking around. It’s unclear what he’s looking for. But he’s looking for something??? Then he takes off his white undershirt. Throws it on the ground. …Then he awkwardly undoes his belt buckle

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and pulls it out and throws it on the ground. Then he awkwardly undoes his pants top button and then unzips his pants like his maid taught him to when he was 3. He’s put no thought naturally or otherwise into this part of life clearly since age 3. Then he too slowly takes off his pants. Arrogantly kicking them away from himself.

The song ends.

Bittersweet Faith by Bitter:Sweet plays.

Bobby stands there in his cool-kid boxer-briefs. Plaid. For the holidays! He’s scents them with spices.

Red stares at him.

Yes. Bobby Kennedy Junior wears spiced underwear.

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“What is that?” asks Red Fay genuinely curious.

Bobby snarls in disdain. Because Lacey is into perfume officially.

“Well? What is it?” asks Emperor Ninkō if there’s reincarnation.

The song ends.

They stand there in silence.

“It’s apple candles. I keep my underwear in a drawer with old Yankee Candle tarts. It permeates the clothes. Better than a sachet. …I learned that from the way Yankee Candle Company employees always talk about their clothes. My wife and- Mary and I liked that store. Who doesn’t!?” says Bobby.

“Who didn’t? Yeah. It was.” says Red. “It was popular.”

“So!” says Bobby.

Red Fay feels weird. He snarls.

“Lover?” says Bobby, seductively.

“No. I can’t bring myself to have sex with you.” says Red Fay to Bobby.

“Why!?” says Bobby.

“1. You actually are too short. For your body type. You’re too short.

2. You lack self-awareness of your real flaws.

3. You’re chest is…icky. All Kennedy men have ugly bodies. Vile bodies. Absolutely vile. Naked. Dressed you’re fuckable. But…naked you’re all…HIDEOUS.

4.

You have AN UGLY, overly aggressive chin line. It’s…GROSS. Especially combined with your mother’s sneering, dumb-as-fuck, conceited, gross smile.

Bobby…I can’t STAND HOW YOU LOOK.” says Red Fay. “And you can’t make people fuck you forever. It’s literally impossible. And then you hate that you were born.”

“I’ve had to rape some women. Because they don’t want it.” says Bobby.

“Yup. …Not often. But on occasion one or two realize how ugly you are. And they just…say no…somehow…and you refuse to accept that that’s reality.” says Red Fay.

Bobby cries. He hits himself in the face. Pimples on his cheeks. He’s been breaking out lately.

“Bobby.

Why are you trying to fuck me?” says Red Fay.

“Because you wanted to destroy the British people!” says Bobby sniffling, expecting Red to care.

“Huh.

Yeah.

You’d be included in that.” says Red Fay.

Bobby stands stares at him. Mouth open. In some sort of awe.

“Yeah! You’d be included in that.” repeats Red Fay.

Bobby snarls. Raises his mouth in fear or disgust?

“But I mean…it’s off. …When I died…I found out it was all called off. Mostly. But it’s ended. …There still could be something left? But it’s not likely. There’s not much left.” says Red.

Bobby panics. “So! We should have sex?” he says, sincerely.

“IT’S CALLED OFF!!!!” yells Red Fay.

Bobby looks miffed. He possibly thinks Red Fay is playing with him.

“I’m…not interested. …And there’s no reason to do it anyway.” says Red Fay.

Later.

Ruth Craft and Becca Seay Craft fight over Karrie. Not Lacey. But Karrie.

“ can I just say something I have a masters degree I have a second wife who’s hotter than the first one I have a good temperament I have a somewhat handsome face I’m a nice person and I had about a five or $600,000 house I did the house thing I did the big house thing but my father was alive. I used to vacation at Breckenridge, which isn’t as impressive as you people think but they did drive a Porsche. Do you kind of have a trust fund? I’ve had one since I was a kid practically and him I don’t think of myself as a loser, OK I did the house thing. I am kind of people I work with children who are disadvantaged I care we donate money to our church. We donate money and I I have a masters degree it’s not like I’ve done nothing but Lacey has been under more attack than I have been, this is where I get angry because she can’t say stuff like this she’s too sweet in case she’s not really my biological sister but if I’m Jim’s son she is my sister and away and I’m a little pissed off. I am biologically like James Craft and if there is a Nesheim reading this you need to get that into your thick skull. And I’m like him I am like Jim I am like Chip eight. I have a hard time believing him used my sister Lacey, who was raised by him that is hard for me to believe because I’ve never had that kind of situation. I’ve never felt like that with him. He’s always been very loving to me And I wonder sometimes if he just prefers the company of men to women, even if he’s bisexual and he just thinks I’m a better person because I am a boy. But that’s that’s that’s a misogynistic thing you know sometimes I think I stand up for her to my father if he’s my father at all and I say you should do that you shouldn’t do that to Lacey. She’s too sweet she’s too womanly we can’t treat women that way, Jim.  I feel like I have two fathers, my father, Bryn, and Jim, and if they both died, I worry, I would just end up dead somehow myself if not for Karen my wife.  I don’t see how I’m a loser I think like Jen and we just approach the world very differently than a lot of people and that’s who raised her. That’s who raised her was a man who could easily be my father. 

And so I feel kind of insulted when you insult her Terese, I am a trust fund kid, the Craft handle things that way my parents stayed married my grandparents stayed married, and my grandfather was a wealthy, businessman and away. He was wealthy I don’t think that’s ever been really sad enough he was wealthy Ray Craft was wealthy.

And we were raised differently. OK he bought his kids cars. He taught them right from wrong, and he taught them how to make and keep money.

Am I the best at it not necessarily Jim’s not either but we were raised in wealth, so I’m kind of a trust fund kid. It’s just true Amy I’m just I’m telling you facts. My family has always been there for me financially, Jim’s family has always been there for him financially he’s always been there for his daughter legally at least Lacey who is kind of like my sister financially he’s there for them. He’s told me that I shouldn’t move to Minneapolis because he would be able to financially help Me as much as I’m used to

And Ron is my dad. Listen if Diane can save me with Jim and they’ve been lying about lying about lying about it all these years that’s good that’s their problem OK that’s no problem if they want to keep that façade up of pristine, puritanical normalcy they can do that but I am I’m not. I’m not doing that anymore. Lacey and I are not doing that anymore. We’re just not OK we’re over it. We are just over it.

Oh I am we just don’t do that. OK we don’t do that and we’re good decent Christian people we have complication, but we are well bred. We are wealthy, well bred, generational, wealth, trust fund babies, both of us in our own way and I’m used to certain sort of lifestyle and so is she my wife knows that her husband knows that and I don’t understand why you people can’t just let it go OK I have my Masters degree. I have two children who don’t wanna talk to me that’s my problem I have others that do and I care about the two that don’t, I might be a narcissist, but I actually really do care about my sons and what I worry is that they’re going to figure that out when they’re old that I’m dead and they won’t be able to talk to me and just say I hate your dad or I love you dad hey dad, how’s the weather, I know that I actually I did care and I still do care about them more than they know.

They don’t have to talk to me although I kind of wish they would because I miss them. It’s very hard on me not to talk to my socks I really actually enjoyed being in their company they’re not their mother they’re my sons and I I did I do and I did love them.

Hi, I don’t understand why you people can’t just leave me and Lacey alone OK she didn’t finish her college degree because I think the poor sweetheart couldn’t figure out how to do it. She’s too brilliant and ditzy in and feminine and it just didn’t make sense she just couldn’t figure it out. I figure that out I am a masters degree in, we’re not simple creatures OK you can’t just mess around with us. We will take people down but that’s the thing I’m not an idiot and Lacey is not either and I don’t understand it. I really don’t understand it why are you doing this?” says Curt.

“ are Kurt Tresa struggling to give a good response right now.” says the Illuminati.

“ or when she gets around to it hopefully I won’t be dead. Hopefully Lacey won’t have been suffocated. Hopefully all the Nesheims won’t have shot themselves I’m not entirely kidding. Hopefully we won’t have a nuclear war. I hope I hope before the world is annihilated if that is something that could even happen, I hope that she is able to apologize to Lacey.” says Curt.

“ oh I cut it off she can’t I hear anything problem because I don’t think she should be able to. It’s EVIL!” says JFK’s slight remaining energy.

“ Did you? Did you do that for me?” says Red Fay.

“ I do anything for you daddy. anything at all!” says JFK to Red Fay.

“We should not have had sex.” says Red Fay to JFK.

“ I don’t know what I like better. you as my lover or you as my dad. It’s a close call.” says JFK.

“How is Lacey JFK right now? She has no interest in sleeping with Red-with Red Fay.” says the CIA to Bobby Junior.

“ call big Fern I’ll make it work somehow. Just come back to me a few minutes.” says Ethel.

“ Bobby we’re not going to talk to Radford I think we need to just talk to read but he didn’t wanna have sex with you so I think you’re gonna have to admit that maybe this isn’t quite what you thought it was. Lacey doesn’t ever sleep with red and she’s not Redds son or daughter, so then how was she JFK?” says the CIA.

“ because when I do the rain deaths in September, I I find out truth of love, and the truth is, it’s all mixed together. There are no boundaries of separation between the light and the stars they are all one star we think stars burn they don’t they told me they do not have fire they have light, no I’m not talking about string theory. No I’m not talking about astrology or astronomy or galaxies or flat earth theory. I am talking about love love is like like is love it it’s all the same in the jungle of life there’s a dog and a cat and they fight but there’s no fire, it’s just light. I there is no fire. There are no fires on the sun. There are no stars burn they shine.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ we’ve been to the sun Bobby how do you explain the flames?” says an alien of sorts.

“ the flames are an allusion. The flames are an illusion.” says Bobby.

“ what creates the illusion of the fire on the sun?” asks Joe Biden.

“ the demon god the demon gods of Rome are fooling us so I knew you guys could handle that one.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ how do they do it?” says Rihanna.

“ and it’s just like a forest fire so there are invisible trees. I slept with Lem’s last night but he doesn’t want to talk about it and he explain to me that there are trees that are invisible just like there are trees that are visible Joe Biden doesn’t understand that Donald Trump does and that’s why I’m not particularly worried about him, just some of forestation issues that we were talking about and Donald Trump and I because I believe there are invisible trees that do the super natural bidding of the earth if you worship them correctly and I told iPhone X to heat it’s Rison I think they’re saying it’s moonstone and crazy light you collect them make them into a circle and place it where are you think the tree should be and they will do the bidding of the earth the only problem that I can envision is finding enough crazy light and moon stone, to sort of do the job we can’t just grind it into dust we’re gonna have to find someway to make sure that it’s cognizant so that’s my only concern him but we’ll see I think will probably be able to do it but I am we just need to get enough moon stone in Brazil light and then just sort of grain to town so that is still cognizant CMA genius don’t mess with me but we can get it down to like a sand and it and make the rings from phrase your light and moon stone all over the forest that we have the forest it on Amazon. We could do it pretty much anywhere I’m not terribly worried. I think we should just cut, so I’m thinking we can cut cut cut cut baby cut you know and just start cutting rub and I am not worried about deforestation at all at this point because it’s just it’s like OK if we can just you know think about this like intelligent adults, we can just get enough praise you, light and moon stone together make enough rings, and I am fully intend with Elon Musk to form a task force moonstone prasiolite task force.” says Bobby.

“ so you’re going to make a task force to do what Bobby?” asks the CIA.

“ i’m going to make a task force to create crazy like moonstone rings wherever we need them. Elon Musk and I are going to work on it together. I’m at and I think it’s gonna Work Out Rd., Roswell Roswell we just need to we just need to get the moonstone, Frazey light rings arranged appropriately and then will have very little problems with deforestation. I actually think we could probably totally forget the Paris accords and just burn but that’s not really responsible because we’re do you know we’re trying to save Antartica all the stuff that you guys don’t care about all that stuff that you guys don’t care about we do care about I mean I save the Hudson the Hudson river is cleaner now that it’s ever been and you can swim in it. OK I did that I had the courage to do that, and so, Elon Musk and I are going to solve the whole problem of deforestation and global warming with moonstone and prasiolite rings.” says Bobby.

“ so you Garner this information from talking to Lem?” says the CIA.

“ yes I had sex with him last night. We’ve done it many times. I’ve had wet dreams about him. One time. I was sitting next to him on the sofa and he briefly touched my leg. He said do you want some? Do you want some dinner? no add, and then he just stood up, flashed his ass at me and walked into the kitchen, he just tap my leg and he goes you want some dinner and then he stood up and got me some dinner.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby where did he touch your leg?” says the CIA.

“ he touched my knee very briefly, but I have extremely sexy knees.” says Bobby.

“ OK so he briefly patted your knee sweetie people did stuff like that you may not have realized it was actual I’ve done that to people. I don’t know that he meant to be sexual.” says an actress.

“ but he just briefly patted my knee!??” says Bobby.

“ and then you had a wet dream about him?” says the CIA.

“ yes, I’ve had lots of wet dreams about men to be honest but yes, it was no watch him with him. We never had sex, but I kept staring into his eyes and I just knew he wanted me and then I was sucking his cock or something I don’t know, and then that’s when I almost came and then I did come and then I woke up.” says Bobby.

“ October confused Bobby, this was all in the dream?” says the CIA.

“ yes, no it was all a dream this is I’m not an idiot. It was a wet dream. The whole thing was a wet dream.” says Bobby.

“So you had an actual wet dream like you were really asleep the whole time for sure?” asks Donald Trump.

“ yes, no I don’t I know for a fact this was a dream he wasn’t even there.” says Bobby.

“ he was he passed out on the sofa?” says the CIA.

“ yes and I thought in his sex in his text up heroin state that he was probably astral projecting to fuck me in my in my dream.” says Bobby.

“ bobby that may or may not even be possible spiritually when someone’s actually high on heroin I’m not convinced they could really do that. I don’t think lime did that in this case I’m not even sure that’s how a wet dream would really work psychologically but no, I don’t think love did that and I think you stretch the truth a lot because you’ve had a lot of people believing that he molested you or that you had a consensual relationship with him for yours, but that you were just extremely careful and closeted about it out of respect for somebody or something and if what you’re telling us is true we’re idiots because you basically just bullshit everybody into thinking that you seduce a hot, sexy straight man did did you did you did you do nothing else ever happened? You just had a wet dream about him that was a real wet dream and then he touched your knee once in a way that doesn’t seem like much either actually really doesn’t seem like anything at all and then nothing else ever happened?” says the CIA.

“ no nothing else ever happened but I thought that was more than enough proof. I genuinely thought that he astral projected himself while he was high on heroin to fuck me. Oh I was asleep it was a wet dream, but I just thought it was I thought that it didn’t matter that I was asleep and he was high on heroin I thought our souls were so interconnected that somehow we slept together and has and has sex.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior about Lem Billings.

“ no Bobby that’s absolute rubbish that that did not happen so you never slept with him and nothing else ever happened and you’ve been believing in this delusion that you had a consensual sexual relationship with him this entire time?” says M6.

“ I thought we were soulmates I thought he was my soulmate and that Jack was just gonna have to get over it.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ Did you and Liam ever talk about anything romantic or sexual in any sort of way at all or it was it always just that you believed it in your heart?” says a man.

“ but believing in your heart 100%. The rest is just the rest is just rubbish. My mother taught me that.

No, we never talked. We did have one conversation let’s see if I can remember it. He said Bobby, ‘you ain’t shit.’ And I said, ‘Lem you’re in love with me.’ And he said, ‘Bobby I’d like to kill you!’ And I said, ‘Oh would you now!?’ And he just stared at me with his blank look on his face like he was just gobsmacked. And so I decided to be a little cheeky and called his bluff and I said, ‘Listen, I know you’ve got a big cock! Why do you always hide them in your shorts?’ And he said, ‘Bobby I’d like to kill you.’ And then I said, ‘Listen Lem you can just give it to me whenever you want. I won’t ask any questions. Just shove it right up my ass or in my mouth or let me have fun with you sometime. You’re so uptight!’ And I said, or rather, he said, ‘You don’t understand how much I wish you had never been born you little cock sucking piece of shit.’ And I said, ‘Listen I didn’t mean to turn you on that much. Just let me slap your ass sometime big fella!’ And then he said, ‘Bobby tonight I’m gonna literally try to kill you. I’m gonna try my damnedest to get you as fucked-up as possible high off your ass and then make you take just enough heroin to kill you.’ And I said, ‘Lem, you’ll never do that. I’m a Kennedy and you’re in love with me.’ And he said, ‘I’m not in love with the Kennedys that’s a delusion that you all share, and I have yet to explain that to all of you.’ And then I said ‘Well..you’ll just have to be OK with the fact that I know the truth because I can’t make you a happy person.’ He thinks. ‘I am a happy person. A lot of other people are too, and you’re going to have to learn how to be happy before you could ever be with me at all. I can’t make you be happy. I can’t help you understand that right now we’re in love and I’m trying to have fun but you’re just too uptight and you’re just way too uptight man you’re just way too fucking uptight. Lem you’re a prissy, overly sophisticated, bitchy annoying little faggot and I am not going to try to help you come around and enjoy the fact that I know how to have fun.’ He thinks. He cries.

I have been replaying the scene in my head over and over again since it happened because I can never figure out what went wrong. …That night he took a heroin needle. He put it in my arm when I was already high we did drugs together a lot OK that’s obviously recorded fact I feel the need to say that because I think they both get confused and don’t realize that I know it, we shared a drug habit together for years at his apartment in New York, and that night he did, he took a needle. He shoved it in my arm and he said, ‘Die motherfucker die! I hate you and your little fucking Kennedy fucking ass! Die! Die! Die! Go to Hell! Die! I hate you! I wish you’d never been born you little cock-sucking, motherfucking piece of fucking shit!’ And that was-

I almost died that night. There was about four or five other occasions, at least when he almost killed me, but I think that night was really hard for him to accept the fact that JFK was dead, that I was the love of his life and that meant no one was gonna replace me…and I think he freaked out and thought I have to kill this person because what if they die?! I don’t wanna go through the trauma of losing them so I need to pick the time and the place and I’m going to kill them because I want I want them to die on my own terms when I so choose.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby what happened? Why didn’t you die?” says a reader.

“ I know I mean he wasn’t my only drug buddy Joe save my life my other my older brother Joe was there and he just kind of kept waking me up and walking me through it and I don’t nose like a miracle. It was some sort of miracle.” says Bobby.

“ so that’s the only conversation U2 ever had were anything sexual was ever said?” says the CIA.

“ yes yes that was one of the only times that we ever talked openly am I I guess that’s probably one of the only times we ever really talked. Everything else was just sort of not really a thing and I might’ve imagined stuff like one time he said stuff like Bobby you’re awfully good looking but you’re gonna have to learn how to eat more because you’re too skinny, or sometimes he say things like you remind me of Jack I think you are a lot like him. You should marry somebody like Jackie who understands you. Those women are hard to come by but I’ll give you a little tip. They’re usually big footed and flat chested with a large mouth. He told me to try to look because that’s what they look like big feet large mouth, flat chest he was drunk or high or something when he said it so I don’t take it the wrong way you got a kind of understand him I understand him but yeah, I mean he said stuff like that sometimes when he was drunk so it’s it’s just like Jackie had huge feet are very flat chest laziest small boobs so don’t get confused it’s not like that I mean like an actual flat chested check OK like Jackie or my one of my well actually all of my wives potentially to so he told me go for the flat chested ones with big feet and a big mouth Small hips thick waist and I looked at him and I’m like what the fuck what the fuck dude get off me you know because he’s so in love with me instead and shit he’s like Bobby do you know what I’m talking about? I was like holy shit is this with me make love my God and he’s like Bobby you know what I’m talking about. I’m trying to tell you man that you like the men And I said dude don’t say that and he said no I can tell you’re a lot like Jack I know what you think about sometimes and I think it’s disgusting and I want you to know that I am not interested in any of your lies and misconceptions, but but I want you to know that I have empathy for you as your old pal them Him and so is your old buddy lamb, your old pal lamb I think it was both sometimes your old pal them you can count on me and let me tell you something it’s the chicks with no chest big feet and a big mouth. Those are the ones who you wanna marry where the ones who understand you sweetie and give you kind of love that you’re looking for because he he insisted that Jackie loved my uncle Jack in a special way That that that only he understood and I just didn’t I had a noisy what that was about but whatever the point is apparently they had some sort of special love between them and he just thought I could find that too. If only I’d marry someone like her.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, did he ever tell you that he thought you were bisexual?” says the CIA.

“ yes, what time you said Bobby you’re not a faggot but you’re a little bit of a faggot.” says Bobby.

“ so did he ever say he was one?” asks an actress.

“ no he he he he obviously was but he didn’t want to talk about it I said, but come on One come on you’re you’re a jackass like me and he was like yeah I’m kind of a jack ass and I was like OK come on man you’re a fag it you’re an absolute fucking faggot. And then he was like Bobby we’re not gonna talk about that. Oh, and I said come on you’re a faggot. And he said Bobby, the things that I’ve done with other men in a sexual capacity. If you can call it that are absolutely none of your business and we’re not gonna talk about that that’s not something that you and I share.” says Bobby.

Bobby is then walked with Cheryl to a fruit and cheese bar. And someone tells a joke. He sips champagne and then he’s laughing with a mutual friend of his and Cheryl’s.