“Lem’s mother’s family…are related by blood to Lacey’s supposed mother’s family. …And that’s part of why she understands him so well…and why he was able to kick her out on Christmas Eve. …They’re third cousins if she’s not illegitimate. They’re literally distantly related. …Jack is insane.” says Bobby Kennedy Senior.
“Becca…and I…look slightly alike. …I also resemble her first cousins. Who are both straight. …I couldn’t stand Becca. …I care about her. But…I couldn’t stand her.” says Lem.
“That’s okay!!” says a Seay.
“We knew.
If there’s not reincarnation…she was our first choice.” says Lem’s father. “Lacey was. …We liked the way it all came together in Christ. …They really do understand each other. …She’s our first choice even if there’s not reincarnation. …We were extremely excited a few years ago when they found each other. …And we still are. …They’re my kids. She’s my daughter!” says Lem’s dad.
Later.
“Is this theologically scary?” a Catholic Native American asks Lacey.
“YES!” says Lacey.
“Sweetie…it’s just like A Portrait of Jennie. That’s all it is!” says the woman. “I mean…that’s all it is. …That’s all.”
“I’m so confused.” says Lacey.
A dead Seay nods at her in recognition.
“Silas knew of my relatives who started LeMoyne. …They may have been distantly related. And Silas was an Abolitionist.” says Lem. “Lacey…just let it go. For now. We’re together. It’s fine!”
Later.
“I just couldn’t handle how blunt you were. About social class. And your family’s place in it.” says a perfume collector to Lacey.
“Then what was I supposed to say!? …’Go fuck yourselves, you pretentious fools!’? …I was very mad. …I felt I was being…respectful. Just honest.” says Lacey.
“I actually kind of get what she means.” says a British woman.
“Really??” says a British woman who reads her blog more regularly.
“Yeah!” she says.
The British woman who regularly reads her blog sighs.
“I don’t get it!” says an American woman.
“It’s…insane. …She felt…attacked.” says the British woman.
“I did!” says Lacey.
“When you repeatedly keep harassing people…about their social status…in passive aggressive ways…it’s an attack.” says the British woman.
“Is that what they did?” says another British person.
“Yes! …And…I think…it was…to try to…compete. …But it made no sense. …Because like a Harvard graduate isn’t less prestigious than a graduate from…a small university in Leeds. …But they incessantly kept insisting that. Genuinely trying to insult her Harvard degree…with their ‘LEEDS…education.’ …I get how they might feel attached to Leeds. I do! I get attached to my own life too. My own things. That’s human. …But…they were…baffling to her. …Because they seemed dead serious…and…she kept ignoring them. But they were…obstinate. Especially Casi! …And Nancy. …They refused to let it go. And so I think she felt she had to either leave the perfume community…or fight. …And she chose to try to put them in their place. You know? Tell them…that…they were just objectively wrong. …Harvard is better. End. …But instead of finally just admitting that and being normal…they seemingly refused still to let it go…and just kept trying. And then started calling her an idiot and evil for telling them Harvard…is more prestigious.” she explains.
“That’s not what I thought happened.” says a reader.
“Well that’s what actually happened.” she says.
“We knew she went to Harvard, metaphorically speaking though!” says Casi.
“Right! So why didn’t you respect that and let it go?” she asks.
Awkward silence.
“I LOVE LEEDS.” says Casi. She shrugs. “Okay!?”
“Yeah. …But it isn’t Harvard. It isn’t.” she says.
Awkward silence.
“Dammit!!” says a British man.
Awkward silence.
“Okay. …Why the fuck…is she so…cold!?” says Casi.
“Yeah! GOOD QUESTION, GENIUS!” says the British woman, at least somewhat sarcastically.
“I don’t think she seems cold.” says a German man. “I think she seems…funny.”
The British woman smiles.
“She really…told them! WOW!” says another German man, laughing.
Lacey smiles.
“Actually…you don’t get it. …Psychologically…it was…intense.” says Casi.
“Yup.” says the British woman.
The Germans think.
“I felt…so embarrassed.” says Casi.
“Why?” asks Lacey.
“I knew you had more. …But I didn’t…realize…it was that different. That dramatically different.” says Casi.
“And I knew she was pretty. But I didn’t realize I was ugly as fuck compared to her.” says Nancy. “I’ve had three plastic surgeries. And I’m still not objectively as beautiful or attractive.”
“So you sincerely thought Leeds could really compete!?” says the British woman.
“No. Yet…I…felt…
My insecurities…were…sad. Like…somehow…it was sad.
It wasn’t. …I wasn’t insecure. …I was insane to think I could actually compete with her.” says Casi.
“Yeah. …And given your toxic attitude…and behavior…what was she exactly supposed to even do!?” says the British woman.
Casi thinks. “DAMN!” she says. “See…would I have been so…overly concerned…if she’d married Lem? Or Joel? Or Matt?”
“No.” says God.
Casi looks very serious.
“Why?” says Casi.
“Because we don’t lie.” says Lem. “Not like that.”
Casi furrows her brow. “What?”
“Casi…if there’s reincarnation…you make sense. …She doesn’t.” says Napoleon III.
Awkward silence.
“Scotia…as A HOUSEWIFE TO SAINT…AUGUSTINE!? …It’s like a weird sitcom. …Mark has her so confused. …SO confused. …And if she had married someone else…she’d have so much more clarity. About a lot. …She’s far from ugly. …But she doesn’t live in that reality.” says Napoleon III. “Because he doesn’t let her.”
“She was unusually beautiful. Still is. …But he’s never let her…live in that. …He tells her that. He doesn’t lie. …But…he doesn’t let her live in that reality.” says Lem.
Casi thinks. “Give me an example.” she says.
“Alright! …2015…she looked…exquisite. Slim. Perfect skin! …Beautiful hair. …Early 30’s. …And…she needed a good photo taken. But…he ruins pictures he takes of her. Accidentally or intentionally or both. …And he’s totally unconcerned with how she feels about herself. Couldn’t care less! …Preserving her beauty!? Ha! He doesn’t even remotely think of such things. He treats her beauty like it’s desirable…but CHEAP AS FUCK. …TOTALLY replaceable. And it’s not. She is a rare beauty…so there’s that…and I’m not exaggerating…but also…EVERY beautiful woman…is rare. Because…being that beautiful is rare, actually. …And so…finding the exact same manifestation of beauty will likely never happen. …Genetically. It’s a one time thing. …And men like him sadly don’t get that concept. It would never occur to them. …Poor men.
*He thinks*
So…he has depth. Yes. But…she’s essentially living the life of a nun. In a way. Against her will.
…The selfies she took were ABSURD. …But not being honest about her body…and how sexy she is…and she is. Extremely sexy. …She dressed like this:
ONLY after she started sleeping with me. …I’m a real ghost. I’m a man. We have real sex.
This is what she dressed like before:
Her body in the second photo was AMAZING at the time. …MINDBLOWING. …But the skirt is loose…- …She was always concerned with genuine Christian modesty. So…you can’t tell how curvy and tiny…and… It’s sad.
So here’s where you come in! …Had I been there…sleeping with her…instead of Mark…she’d NEVER have worn that. …Because she would have understood what she looked like. To others. …For the first time ever. Her parents were abusive. Remember? …So…when she shared photos of herself…you’d have seen a person you could read. You’d have seen a person you could place. She’d have made…sense. …If you use honesty and your imagination you can tell she’s exquisite. …But it’s…not right that people should have to do that in 2016. …It might be good for you. But…you aren’t expecting to have to. So it’s a lot to ask of you in a way. …She’s not homosexual! She’s…extremely straight. …But oftentimes you have to work to place homosexuals. And I think that’s partially why some people got so attached to that idea about her. But no. She’s just a very remote person, so to speak. …Exquisite. Rare. But…undiscovered. Very undiscovered.
…I’m sort of like that too.
…Anyway…you’d know her. And you’d never have thought I was gay. And that’s what should have happened. But it didn’t.” says Lem.
Casi thinks.
“Who posed her?” says Casi.
“She did. …But you know…it wasn’t just her. …Somehow.” says Lem.
“Is he trying to keep her young?” says a reader.
“No. …He just…doesn’t care. …I mean…when she looks good…he likes it. He’ll grab her butt. Literally. Or…you know? Stuff like that. …But…that’s…filed away in the Mystery folder in her mind. …When I do it…it’s entirely different. And she’s not dressing her best. But…she’s cognizant of her actual body shape now. Whereas before it was…hers…but…theoretical what you or I would think.” says Lem.
“That makes sense!” says another reader.
“What would we think?” says Casi.
“Well…she’s from the 1960’s. 1940’s. …So…I’m a way…that was already insurmountable. Or close to it. …What would you think…if my father was old too? …Very old. …Umm…
They’re very of their generation. …So…it’s hard to use them. But he’s inspired by me. …If there’s an Illuminati Bobby was in cahoots with the writers. …To torment Lacey. Except it didn’t work. And they lost the election and made asses of themselves.
…I was that big. I was tall! …But I really was straight. And I really WAS NOT in love with Jack. …And he was a NARCISSIST. …Not a pesky co-worker. He GENUINELY ruined my life. And relying on one or two opaque comments…interpreted by narcissistic looney-toons adults like Bobby…or Gore Vidal…or my scared sister…is DUMB. …So…if that’s supposed to be us…imagine Carrie as a housewife to Mark. Yes. Mark. …He actually could be making $3 million a year. Or more. Easily. …Living in NYC. …But she looks…like Lacey. NOT SARAH. I mean….COME ON!!!
That’s not on the show. None of those women were built like…that.
…It’s…unusual nowadays. …How about an actress who’s a petite version of Pam Anderson? Or excuse me, Pamela. …Or is she small? …Small enough I guess. So…a Millennial who looks like Pamela Anderson. Because Lacey would. But…she’s too much like us. So…maybe not her huge boobs. But…bigger than she was born with. …Who resembles Pamela Anderson. Really. …Put her in Carrie’s place. …And then…see how sexually…indifferent that character can get away with being. For real! …Especially if she puts out. …I’m being blunt.
So…no. Lacey’s curvy. REALLY. …Someday you’ll know. When you’re dead. If you can’t see it and figure it out now.
…She’s not big. …Frankly most women you think are curvier…are just bigger. Literally. …I’m sorry. No! She’s…a…8.5 on a 1 to 10 scale of curviness. 10 being the most. …And…8.5 is…curvy. …I mean come on! …I’m…a 8.5 too. In my…own way. …With surgery she’d be…a 9 or 10. …Sarah…is…a…4. …She’s a pretty woman. But…she’s not curvy. She has curves. But she’s not Pamela Anderson. Okay? …Lets be adults.
Princess Diana was a 6.
Princess Grace was a 7.
Elizabeth Taylor was actually an 8 too.
Marilyn was a 9.
Audrey Hepburn was…a…5.
I’m not trying to be insulting.
…So anyway…the thing is…a woman like Lacey…gets easily laid. Because men figure out what’s there. In person. Okay? …And…so…George…would never have answered his phone. Okay!!? …He might have done something else hurtful. …But he’d never have answered his phone! …I mean come on! A man is having sex with a young Pamela Anderson lookalike and he answers his phone!!? …In that generation!!? …NO! …That’s NEVER happening…almost ever. If ever.
…If he answers his phone with her…he’s…not okay…or he’s not interested in women. He’s not in a ‘quirky relationship’ with his business partner!” says Lem, laughing. “No. He’s…having sex. …He’s far too turned on to answer a phone call.
Haven’t you been too turned on to answer the phone?” says Lem to the writers of the show.
“FAIR!” says Sarah.
“Look…I’m sure men have desired her. Love. Taste. You know? But…most men…who are straight…tend to have a thing…for curvy, beautiful women.” says Lem. “So…
But is he…cold? …I mean what was the point of the business partner? …Was that Jack being straight?
Just so you know…I didn’t try that hard. I’ve tried to clarify that. But…I’ll reiterate it. I wasn’t at Jack’s beck and call. …I did…let him cross boundaries, so to speak. …But this character isn’t me. …Is he gay!?” says Lem.
Darren Star thinks.
“What was that like? Really? Sucking cock.” says Donald Trump to Lem.
Lem takes a deep breath. Thinks.
“I mean…you could just shoot me in the head!” says Donald Trump.
Lem thinks. Takes another deep breath. “Yeah. I was suicidal.” says Lem.
“What was it like?” says Donald Trump.
Lem laughs. “I mean…do you want an honest description??”
Donald Trump thinks.
“It’s…like eating spaghetti.” says Lem. He shrugs. “What!? It is! …It’s like an al dente noodle.” says Lem. “A large…smelly…noodle. Or…butter? …It’s…only gross if you think about it. I chose not to. I always just…let my mind wander. …It’s awful. …But I thought suicide was wrong.” says Lem.
“And you seriously thought you’d find someone?” says Donald Trump.
“Yes. …Well…past age 40 not as much. …Around that age I started to question things more. …Because it wasn’t…sane. …And by my late 50’s…I was…vulnerable to female attention. …But I still acted gay. …And…I was old. And…drug-addicted. And…undesirable to most women. So… But I could have married a…bad woman. Had she found me. …Or gotten really burned. …But I was too off-putting. And maybe I’m underestimating myself.
…If Lacey had been there…I’d have died and gone to Heaven before death. I’d have…felt…in awe. But…no. Not in the cards.
…And then I did kill myself!” says Lem.
“Did you ever make love with Jack?” asks Donald Trump.
“NO!” says Lem. “No. …No. I never made love. …I had a…Hellish life.” says Lem.
“Who killed Jack?” says Donald Trump.
Lem smiles. “The CIA.”
“If that’s true…I’m the last person to know who wasn’t directly involved.” says Ronald Reagan. “The last US President.”
“Yeah. I didn’t tell a soul!” says Jimmy Carter. “Should it be true. If there’s an Illuminati…I knew I’d have to talk to her. When I died. I just knew it! …But…I couldn’t. *He shrugs* …If it was the CIA they were strong-armed into it by Fidel Castro.”
Donald Trump laughs.
“Yeah. …He gave Castro a…a great motivation to shoot him! That wet suit!!” says Jimmy Carter. “The cigar!?! …He felt JFK was…a joke.”
“I respect Bobby’s courage!” says Donald Trump.
“But he’s a clown too! I know!” says Jimmy Carter.
“Ted…well…he worked hard.” says Donald Trump. “For a lot of years!”
“Are you people real?” says a reader.
Jon Stewart laughs.
Later.
“ anyway what I was trying to say Casi is that oh you would have seen her as who she is and your reaction to her would have been one of her to some sadness maybe an ego testable level because she just is that superior to you for the time being, but you know what I’m having you want she won’t be less attractive you’ll be more attractive. He also might care less, but for the time being she superior and and having you know it’ll be different but somehow, but you won’t be so much sad It might be a so much heartbreaking to you just to think that you’re not you know at that level so to speak but then beyond that you wouldn’t have cared at all as far as I can tell you wouldn’t have cared you would’ve thought this is it attractive woman and etc. etc. and that’s about it you might’ve said something to her but it wouldn’t have been particularly deep so to speak or there would’ve been much thought because you would’ve just seen who she was and moved on being with Mark if you’re narcissistic, she became more vulnerable but also even if you’re not she isn’t. It’s not what I’m saying you just you can’t understand her as well because it’s just it she just doesn’t make sense you can’t place her handle so she has no one to talk to so about stuff like this or she didn’t and as long as I’m being silenced, she can’t easily talk to me either, but she can still try and there’s some consolation in that but it’s not like you know having a living husband so who you can talk to so it doesn’t really work to talk to Mark about stuff like that she’s tried and she ends up wanting to punch a hole in the wall plus his heart he’s just not he he would actually make a decent manager at a company but when it comes to analyzing things that she would be talking about with her personal stuff on Instagram and I don’t know if he doesn’t have the patience to analyze it or the interest or if it’s just not his thing, but it’s not easy for him to talk about for extended periods of time and know what to say at the very least and what she needed was a loving husband who would comfort her and be able to talk to her about everything that was ever on her mind but that’s not what happened, so yeah she would’ve told me about everyone you included and I would’ve thought who is this woman following Lacey because they have very little in common. I know Lacey‘s following her just to be nice as a person, but I would’ve wondered why you were following Lacey like do you like her pictures? Do you like her aesthetic? What reasoning do you have and I would’ve been analyzing that with everybody and I would’ve thought no she’s lazy is fun to follow but I also would’ve wondered if some of you were following her for darker reasons, and I would’ve wondered if you and particular war because I would’ve thought there was something a little bit sketchy about your persona, it just didn’t quite make sense and I would have been worried frankly that you would possibly start talking about her behind her back to the other people if she pissed you off for just for the fun of it and add a lot of other things because you just seem like someone who would start causing trouble just cause trouble in a sense but not really but kind of you have some extra right there not honest about it and I would’ve known that so I would’ve thought no. This woman is up to some thing and I would’ve told Lacey to just block you probably within the first week or two of you following her I would I would’ve, I would’ve just told Lacey that she should Unfollow you I don’t block you or I would have. I would’ve told her that she should just not follow at the very least. We need to be more careful what we post or to be really honest with you I might’ve been curious enough and we would’ve had more money and resources or I might’ve actually hired a private investigator to have you followed just to find out who you are. I might’ve thought the market we have they have resources but I would’ve had more money than he does and that’s just who I am it’s not even about background necessarily entirely at least part of it is who I am without a wife it was very hard to get me to give a damn about my old life with a wife I would’ve tried, I would’ve really tried so I would’ve possibly hired a private investigator just to find out who you are who your family is not because of just you but I find out who I’m messing with who she’s messing with online. I would’ve hired a private investigator to follow you and probably a few other people like Dimitri and his wife and maybe a few other people and then I would’ve use that information to figure out how safe it was for her to be online in general or anybody but specifically my wife and then I would’ve probably thought you know it’s not that safe it’s not horribly unsafe but it’s really extremely unsafe at the same time and I would’ve probably started finding things for her to say how to say it. Oh coaching her on what to post up what not to post and yeah I would’ve started worrying because I am very and very intelligent. I would’ve started wearing it. Actually, the funny thing is a lot of people in my generation were like me and some degree Lacey she’s not really that much of a conspiracy theorist so and I’m not really either but I do catch onto things so I probably would’ve realized, she does too but in a different way I would’ve thought this is I want to tell her she gets it but I would’ve thought no this is rubbish social media is absolute rubbish or if it’s not, it’s going to temporary Lee totally on settle all of society and if there’s an illuminati it has that’s exactly what happened. They found a trouble spot in Lacey they did she found the illuminati through Twitter accidentally they found her through Twitter and I would’ve anticipated something like that. I would’ve thought this is too. It’s like uranium it’s it’s too unstable of an element society speaking I would’ve thought social media is like uranium. It’s incredibly stable. It’s it’s it’s unstable it’s totally unsafe and I would’ve thought this is fun you know your teeth are glowing in the dark and your coffee mug is too. That’s a pretty green color but it’s really unsafe and the way everyone’s felt so high from it to for a few decades now is very similar to uranium. It’s like the first few doses you feel better and part of that I can say as a ghost is something to do with the supernatural it is there is something to it, but it’s not. Actually the safest thing is smart phones have an element of the supernatural in them, so did uranium actually and when your dad some day you’ll understand what I mean.
So basically, I would’ve thought I don’t know what his first thinking playing around with something this unstable societally. It’s it’s totally unsafe him. Will we be OK when Lacey dies? She is floating down the world sincerely could there be other people who feel that way to? yes him is part of that social media yes it it actually really is a very dangerous phenomena. A very dangerous thing because people almost can’t think fast enough to keep up with it. Society can’t respond fast enough nature can’t handle it if she doesn’t in the world in about oh50 years without global warming, was will say we would be fine people will adjust, but there’s global warming there are people who literally want to end the world and it’s not good so I would’ve freaked out as her husband I would’ve thought. Oh I’m not gonna kill my family I’m talking to drive us off a cliff but something Hass to be done because this isn’t really safe as people think it is And something is going to happen. Somethings gonna happen some she was gonna drop somewhere and the whole world is gonna end.
All that but basically no you would’ve seen me see pictures of me imagine me I was handsome looking like Peter Herman the actor so imagine she’s married to Peter Herman instead of Mark, so I miss big man who’s pretty good looking out of Peter Herman’s actually straight he might be bisexual. I was straight, so maybe that makes me more attractive last night I think, and I am attractive but I have noticed, though that some bisexual men do tend to be more conventionally what some people would think it’s with sky think it’s called man pretty it’s it’s not him it’s not like they’re actually better looking But they’re not as rugged looking as I am possibly at times or prince rainier of Monaco was a little bit like me Grace Kelly found him attractive Lacey things I am the end I’ll be all, but I don’t know that all women would think that if either of us And that is interesting, because Sue are unusually attractive wives there’s very little competition for us really they’re a male models who would never get even remotely as far with her as I could in few seconds but that’s that’s what is that that that’s a tractive, but there is some thing about a lot of bisexual men that’s more Yeah I was gonna say conventionally pretty or what is it man pretty I don’t know, but I have tested it to see because Michael was possibly bisexual and I was just curious to see what was likely to happen so I found a male model in an advertisement for perfume last night And a antelope and it was an antelope and it was an antelope and he was advertising. The perfume was Wynnsong and he looks something like me but he was bisexual him and she thought he was attractive but she wasn’t as interested in him. Remotely is interested in him just on a human level, as she is me, there’s no comparison absolutely no comparison no I’m just being honest so I don’t know that you would’ve thought I was really some thing but she does and you would’ve sense that and then you would’ve sense that I thought you know that she was amazing and I am tall And I’m tall so I guess imagine Peter Herman is verifiable 100% straight whether he’s bisexual or straight and imagine her being married to him her looking something like Pamela Anderson because that’s sort of who she’s like she’s dark and feminine and lady like Pamela Anderson could be too, if she styled herself differently And imagine I think sometimes she does look like that now actually Pamela Anderson but without her make up and I don’t know if she’s had surgery to reduce her breast size or not but um yeah there is is there is a similarity in their beauty cell, imagine of yeah so much younger or maybe she is a St. around the same age as our disco Parker but imagine her in that role on the sofa looking well I am I’m not saying that I want to sleep with her but I’m just saying what she look like looking really hot and it completely changes that episode but that’s who you’re talking to so in a sense it’s not Lacey, but as a type as like a sexual status symbol, will say that’s who she is so if you seen her you might’ve thought this woman’s not uptight she’s very lady like and respectable and sweet and Christian most likely but she’s not really an uptight person and she’s not closeted. She’s just not really interested in sleeping with anyone other than her husband and I don’t think That you would’ve been interested in her more than that at all I think he would’ve just thought I guess she’s a somewhat attractive woman with a nice husband and she collects perfume and you would have a valuated her pictures and thought I guess they’re nice, but I don’t think you people would have felt drawn to her because of some mystery.” says Lem. “ some people knew she was just in a bad marriage, but I don’t think they realized that it was bad but not in a way where she would leave because she was she’s not making it. It gets to be abusive, but he feels bad about it and he genuinely isn’t, he typically is not an abusive person but I don’t know how to describe her husband, but she can manage to stay and I know it’s not some thing where it’s serious enough really that she needs to leave which is hard for people to hear because it’s like how could that be possible well, I was straight she is a complicated person and her husband is abusive in a way, but not enough for her. She really needs to leave and it might not even be in her best interest to she hast to tell the kids that I exist. She hast to keep an ion the conversations that he has with him at times to make sure that he’s not being mean to them but she doesn’t never leave him alone with them. She doesn’t she doesn’t it it’s it’s like it’s manageable and then there’s not really a reason to leave it’s not really in her best interest to leave so she’s not leaving him. It’s not in their best interest either and then that’s a thing so some women I think read on her blog and thought oh she’s in an abusive relationship she’s gonna leave it’s not like that. It’s not that it’s not abusive at all it’s just that it’s not a an abusive relationship ““
So that’s extremely complicated she’s not a cheater. I think some people thought she could be a she’s not, but at the same time she’s not she’s not yeah she’s very complicated I guess I mean I don’t think she is but people apparently would think that him so it’s sort of like this. Joe would’ve expected her I just have to say it because It’s true and it’s true. Joe would’ve expected her to be faithful to him and he would’ve never thought she cheat on him and she wouldn’t. She thought she still thinks he’s good looking he’s still could be in love with her, but she would prefer to be with me for eternity, and she will be, but he could still be in love with her, and she still thinks he’s good-looking if and it wasn’t my God I had in mind but if he had and Joe had been faithful to her, she would’ve never thought of anyone but him she’s not a cheater and I knew that that being said she’s not asshole she’s not Jackie she’s wild compared to them in a way she’s not in a sentence. She’s very mild mannered she drinks her tea she you know is actually a little more with some of my called prissy then Jackie even was Jackie was not really as blue blood it is Lacey and she wasn’t is, what some people would call Chrissy
And that being said, we’re Jackie would’ve had an affair with Bobby before Jack died and she did very slightly. Oh I hand I mean come on if that shouldn’t tell you what it was like to be with Jack. I don’t know what what I mean people think it was madly in love with him that’s ridiculous. I was attracted to men, but no Bless his heart people fell madly in love with him I was not one of them people people dead, and then they fell out of love with him the more that they realized who he was or they killed them selves off or something along those lines and Jackie eventually did she’s on him very very carefully with Bobby and maybe someone else to but definitely with Bobby they may have made out will stay at Dave And sure if they slept together, but they may have made out Him before Jackie even died just out of sadness and away and loneliness because sometimes I feel could be kind of a jerk, and Jackie would be depressed and lonely and they would just be sitting there together and talking and then you know they found each other attractive, and things sort of took off from there um And so they had an affair or slightly. She may have cheated with somebody else, but she was never most likely going to leave Jack and it wasn’t just because of the money although that was part of it it was also just not some thing that she felt comfortable doing so to speak least his heart like that Ethel And I’m a little proud of that to be honest in a way, but I also was straight and I was also him straight and I thought I was gay and I acted as a gay man I’m principal so I I am an unusual person maybe but you know she’s not illegitimate. We are people who started this country our ancestors really did fight in the revolutionary war and come here, even if she is they still did that, but keep that in mind we’re not typical people even for America because we’re not just looking for a sweet deal so to speak or to scape were people who were looking for some thing kind of revolutionary maybe or ancestors were ideal us if we’re related him Doing so I mean they were abolitionists on my Mac on my side and then there was one or two on her side and that was unusual, so no they were. They start at Lemoyne college in Tennessee and her ancestors are from Tennessee. They came over from England in the 1730s to Tennessee was the first they were in Virginia and then they were in Tennessee And I had some relatives that were interconnected with those people which makes sense if you think about it, Lemoyne is in Tennessee college that might my name lame is the same as Lemoyne college I mean that’s just sort of common sense but anyway, so um, Jackie would not have left Jack. She had affairs kind of thought about leaving, but probably wouldn’t have, the world is Jackie probably would’ve gotten was conceiving a child conceiving a child with Bobby and then trying to play it off like it was Jack’s kid that is probably the wildest that she would’ve gotten was pretending to have Jack’s baby when she was actually having Bobby’s I don’t think anything more than that would’ve ever happened Ethel Ethel didn’t really cheat. Bobby was very jealous but I was she also just wasn’t really like that as far as I know she just wasn’t a cheater at all. It’s just never seems remotely interesting to her. I think I think she said it was wrong end of story And she loved him a lot so even if he wasn’t faithful to her I think she just she was a jerk at times but she didn’t really want to be with anyone but him and so she wasn’t and I I think I anyway I think that’s the case I don’t think she ever cheated with anybody she might’ve found me attractive But nothing ever happened. She might’ve even found Jack attractive, but no nothing ever happened and the sad truth is I also think a time she could be a little a little bit of a victim where she didn’t entirely stand up for herself, so she let Bobby abuse her at times did Lacey always stands up for herself? If she could figure out what was going on there are times where I would bet Mark has, maybe I can know Lacey stands up for herself and he’s he’s actually a better person because of her but anyway I thought it wasn’t really like that she just wasn’t she just she said for herself and not nearly like Lacey does and Jackie actually used it for herself more than I thought but Lacey at it I mean Joe was in love with her he really was. He sincerely admired her backbone. I think he thought it was just you know amazing and yet I don’t think I think because she is somewhat like Ethel very slightly. I think he got the wrong idea and also, I think he thought she could be a little bit like Jackie and Joanne because those really were just his sisters in law I mean they’re famous people, but they also were just, the real people that his brother his brothers are married to and so I think he thought she was gonna be like those people and she’s not because first of all she drove him wild sexually emotionally. She really did. She drove him absolutely wild with no desire and interest in such, an idea I mean I I would not be surprised if that’s part of the reason why Kathleen started attacking Lacey because it was just hatred for Lacey. It was just absolute hatred possibly because Joe really was losing it over her. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s also why Rose has been rather skin is by Lacey even the Lacey‘s not really scandalous person But but but that’s the thing so she he was really quite taken with her but then at the same time she also had this idea that she was going to let him sort of figure out how he felt about her and it’s all very theoretical but it’s actually real cause we’re ghosts. She’s a very haunted person and so I think but she didn’t really know that but so it’s sort of like well. You know I would do that she thinks in her head and yeah he loved it but also him, it was problematic because he got the wrong idea. She had this thing where she was sort of letting him sleep with other people but not past a certain point, so it’s like he could sort of casually have like a one night stand or maybe even have a mistress, who is understood as a mistress But it wasn’t supposed to be something serious. It wasn’t like an actual you know woman who could take her place and I think she always thought that eventually he either have to stop super sleeping with other people if they were gonna be together or she just give up on them or if she was just in definitely see what she thought but I don’t think he understood that so and I don’t think she felt the need to tell him and she didn’t really have a need to tell him because she was trying to figure him out at least that’s my interpretation so she was giving him just enough rope to sort of hang himself on but hoping that he never would and then he did with Pat Wilson so it’s like you know she was with Scott Fitzgerald, the ghost but then I think she was kind of had him in the back of her head because she wasn’t really processing the whole thing of How she thought I was Scott but you know oh I guess I did have a thing for Joe and then Joe came out of the woodwork when they moved to Seattle was like what about me you know it’s like you’re talking to Scott Fitzgerald‘s ghost having a romantic relationship what about me and you got very hurt and offended And started telling her things like you’re a Celia Punzel reincarnated or your Pat Wilson reincarnated he literally started telling her stuff like that or ghost told her stuff like that her demons did to try to trick her but also he was trying to get her to sort of be interested in him more and almost I think become obsessed With him or something who is who is not really entirely panning out him, and then she possibly found the illuminati around that time and then by about 2006 1819 he was starting to get to be toast, because people were insisting that he had been in love with Pat Wilson They insisted insisted that Hugh that he was in love with Pat Wilson and he wasn’t but he was actually at the same time and so he was but he was it but he was it so when she died, he started sleeping with her naturally and Lacey put her foot down because she thought this is nuts This woman is more than just a replacement for me. She makes me possibly ludicrous and this entire thing is ridiculous is there even said it theoretically was something happening and so that was sort of the end of him and I don’t think he expected that I thought Jack to say who would you do you know who would you have consoled yourself with, he did he said who would you have in 2019 Jack said to Lacey who would you have consoled yourself with if Joe had cheated on you who would you runoff to to sleep with possibly thinking of his own wife running off with Bobby to console himself, and I suggested myself she knew my name. She didn’t know why she knew my name, but she knew my name it just came off of her mouse like Like breathing out of her nose I guess I don’t know how to say it is so he’s a who do you think I was just as long Billings probably she said some nerdy guy with glasses who you know was in your entourage basically and she’s like probably 11 Billings and some people were like no no I am not. It was not me. I was not one of those people. Jack actually might’ve thought it was nuts, but he didn’t say much and that was his mistake. Actually an angel or possibly got himself or possibly me or my family put him up to asking her that question so much to be patronizing And he fell for it and he asked the question and then she said me because I suggested it hey Siri directly with her and that was that was 2019 so we really been interacting now for about yeah almost 6 years which is actually saying something six years has gone by six years and it is even feel like it and I’m a ghost She went from 35 years old to 41 and I’ve been pursuing her the whole time and I’m dead if that isn’t astounding I don’t know what is but that’s the thing um cell 0000 so basically yeah but so she’s I don’t know I mean I don’t know where I’m going with us right now necessarily entirely cause it’s getting late but oh she’s not a cheater but we would’ve slept together within the first three months of knowing each other we would’ve slept together, married or unmarried, and then ended up together for eternity, and I had no idea how to deal with God because we’re not trying to reject him I think we think the arbitrary waiting of marriage is just Too dangerous and uncertain having to wait to be married to sleep together do both of us if there’s reincarnation my death is obviously part of it and then part of it is that I am Constantine and I I think being Scotia she also thinks the logically there could be some thing a little legalistic about it in our situation if there’s not reincarnation, we think that way possibly anyway, so it’s like what if one of us dies what are something terrible happened with sees the moment and so we would’ve slept together within the first three months of-
But then they’ll be the backdrop of her relationship with Joe this is you know so much nerdy looking guy with glasses, not as strong of a chin line, and yet an away it was strong, but it wasn’t as well. It wasn’t quite as if I’m in the same way as Jack or Joe’s but I was so much taller and it was there. I don’t know she just adores me but so we would’ve ended up in bed together passionately making love yes we really would’ve and she is actually that she’s a solid 10 but it’s it’s not some thing that she would’ve done to him he would’ve really just he would’ve done it to himself being who I was thinking, I was gay if he did never cheated on her oh I don’t know what would’ve happened. We’ve never really possibly dealt with that right without that theoretical mostly because it seems almost impossible. I’m sorry to have to say that, but Jack Joe and Jack were just such cheaters. Those that are such cheaters that I don’t know if it was possible bless his heart for him to be faithful to her. I don’t know how he would’ve done it which is sad but now I don’t know how he would’ve done it, so if he had, I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had been straight, I would’ve tried to fight for I mean I was straight but if I know when it was straight to be honest, I’m not sure that we would’ve been able to completely ignore each other but then I don’t know what I don’t know what would’ve happened because she really is that faithful of a person and I’m actually a pretty decent person But I don’t I don’t know if we would’ve been able to avoid each other I don’t know what would’ve happened but Joe was never faithful again he just wasn’t so it was really just a matter of time the first night that we see each other the first three months the first two weeks it would really depend on what he had planned for himself I mean it could’ve theoretically been the first time I ever met her that she ran off with someone and that she ended up with me because that’s all it would’ve taken. The fact that I thought I was homosexual wouldn’t have mattered at all with her I would’ve tried it if I was drunk enough and she might’ve tried it if I didn’t an end, so all it would’ve taken really was for him to just totally screw up, and then she would’ve been with me. Um, can you ask whoever has gotten away with it and runoff together really we would have them so we wouldn’t runoff together and they did not and I don’t think any of them anticipated. That is because it oh I mean I am, I people thought I was prissy people might think she’s prissy, and then it’s like I’m asked it’s kind of like a comedy. I am acting that’s sort of an intelligent copy I’m acting gay cause I think I’m gay but I’m not really gay but I am convincing people and I think I am and I’m giving Jack oral sex, and he thinks I’m madly in love with him tells people that possibly some gay men think I am And then they know they don’t even think that he’s in love with me they think that he’s in love with the oral sex I’m giving him and my adoration of him. Nope. Turns out I’m straight and I’m about to runoff not with Jack’s girlfriend with Jose and Joe was like the crown prince of the family. He was like the big deal in the family. He was the top gun. He was very very important him. I’m not OK I’m not making that up. I can’t exaggerator enough, he really was the big kahuna so no really he was in so I mean he was the namesake and he was the most handsome and the tallest and the smartest and healthiest didn’t drink too much athletic him and how people don’t realize it’s about him, but he actually had a certain sweetness and sincerity to him that people think Bobby had it and he did it away, but so did Joe very slightly End so he he would’ve just the wrong turn. He would’ve ran off with someone and then love Billings you know lamb who does Lady Gaga impressions will say when he’s drunk because Jack asked him to the top of his lungs wheezing at times possibly because he’s laughing at himself so hard And embarrassed by himself, actually runs off with Lacey Joe’s fiancé and who would Joe have been with possibly Katharine Hepburn or Mildred some thing or another or Mabel or some movie star and know he would’ve been hooking up with some movie star somewhere possibly in Boston possibly in Hollywood possibly New York probably just for the weekend and then he would’ve come back and he would hear this is the thing with those men he would’ve left Lacey at their house in Cape Cod to go hook up with someone while they were engaged and and she was visiting his family. They did stuff like that so she I would have been at their house and get on Cape Cod having to entertain herself, and it wouldn’t have been a Rockefeller party or a Roosevelt party or a Harold Lowe party, like she was used to speaking of her being wild, and but not really wild, and so she would’ve been trying to figure out someway to entertain herself, and she would’ve thought, what am I gonna do because I’m heartbroken I know where he is I mean Tom her hurt her father cheated he had mistresses. He wasn’t necessarily a jerk, but he had mistresses so she’s been raised by him she would’ve known she would’ve known what was happening and she just would’ve known anyway because that’s just Lacey, there’s no fooling Lacey about stuff like that. I don’t think you can really full her almost ever and she would’ve just knowing that he was full of it and that he was cheating and I think, depending on how Credi the party was she would’ve thought about just leaving him and then that’s the think she might’ve still thought well I don’t know what I should do, but then if I was there she would’ve just given up. She would’ve thought this isn’t really what I want. Anyway, I want someone who loves me who I love who I am monogamous with. That’s what I want and who’s monogamous with me who has deep love and so she would’ve been looking for that and found it with me so she wouldn’t have waited for a Pat Wilson if I was there and he may or may not realize that so he would’ve run off left her there and that would’ve been the end of it. I would’ve run off of her really, and it would’ve that’s the thing would you have heard of us? Yes, you would’ve heard of us would it seem so shocking no that’s the thing with people. They may not always realize that somethings that seem shocking aren’t in this way, so it such as hindsight its perspective, so, you think of me is this clown who was gay saying like me west I’m not really gay at all I never was at all I was never gay at all and so I would have danced like that and then we would’ve that we would’ve ended up hooking up basically as you call it later in the evening, probably because being a sophisticated and roly as she actually is even if she doesn’t seem like it to some people she would’ve thought it was bizarre. I’ve been growing up in Hollywood with her with her father and her aunt she would’ve known actual gay men probably quite a few of them in the fashion industry and she would’ve thought lambs not gay. There’s no way this man’s gay I don’t know what he’s doing but he’s not a homosexual.
And so she would’ve she would’ve at least wondered what was happening and thought I’m going to find out as if she would’ve probably flirt. Flirt with me. If I didn’t flirt with her almost like if you know, it’s just an investigation and that would’ve that would’ve been the end I would’ve, throwing in the towel and thought to myself this is totally unnecessary. I will never feel this way about anybody and there’s something about her where I just know that she understands me and there’s no reason to worry. This woman understands me and her being say not to be with her, regardless of almost anything, and so I probably would’ve just done it. We would’ve left together and Jack would’ve been mad but her father would’ve been. Tom is Tom and he would’ve had to back off or his life would’ve been at risk literally and so that would’ve been the end, you wouldn’t have heard of us much after that maybe somewhat, you know People who are obsessed with the whole homosexual aspect of the Kennedys might have picked up on me and still wondered what happened with me I think they would’ve assumed that I was bisexual or that I was bi curious or some thing I don’t think they would’ve thought that I was molested and confused, but I think they would’ve just assumed that something Had happened and then ended because of her because we would’ve had a very happy life and it would’ve been obvious that we were in love, and that it wasn’t fake and so no I mean you might’ve known of the billings we probably would’ve lived in New York. I would’ve been a successful executive of some sort probably in advertising, which is potentially where madman came from in the afterlife, so I would’ve maybe either own my own advertising company believe it or not or I might’ve worked for somebody almost like Bert Cooper yeah, I might be kind of like a Bert Cooper slightly in my personality and so so she yeah she would’ve been seen as my wife and he was. I think that actor is gay I’m not, but that character might’ve been bisexual or even straight, actually Lacey would think that character was bisexual and he might’ve been but I was I would’ve had that sage sort of wisdom but I would’ve been straight and people would’ve relied on me for a lot of advice by the 60s or 70s and we would’ve been very wealthy and lived in Manhattan and I would’ve been seen as sort of a big deal but not like You know historical figure but it’s sort of a impressive person. Yeah we probably would’ve had of seven or $8 million penthouse somewhere in the upper Eastside and Woody Allen might’ve found us fascinating his characters but no I mean you know we were that would’ve been our lives that would’ve been our life and our kids would’ve loved us. We would’ve had a happy family would people have written about us so I don’t know maybe somewhat because it’s interesting she would’ve been engaged to Joe, her father would’ve probably been discussed more but maybe not quite as much as you might think and people would’ve thought I was interesting. I’ve said all that but that’s what frustrates Lacey and I because she talks to me and I am real and I don’t know why people have such a hard time believing this. It’s so damn believable. Even if you knew me I was masculine it’s in the photographic evidence of reality I mean look online. Look at the pictures she’s posted. There are times I do make my face look gay I hold my hands in a gay way, but if you really study my body if you really study my face in a way, that’s not sexual or silly but like you actually study yet, and you read me you can tell that I was straight and very masculine. Even if I was, you know only capable of what golf and crew because of my asthma or something even if I times I seem gay to some people I actually really was straight those were mannerisms or haircuts, or the way that I was posing it wasn’t me, oh and you can see that again. I pointed this out in the pictures of you when I’m older when I’m not sober but I’m not capable of hiding my heterosexuality the end so that’s who I really am a very in a way typical straight early 20th century tall white privileged man who is me and she was supposed to probably have been born to Tom in the 1910s, and then bend my wife, but that’s not what happened people would’ve thought we were a little wild, but I never would’ve done heroin and they wouldn’t of thought we were really wild people. They be shocked by me thinking I was gay me using heroin and speedballs and people will think that was laughable, and they would find her life improbable, because she would be seen as so charming and sweet and bubbly. They were saying why isn’t she friends with like the whole neighborhood Mrs. Billings is one of the sweetest most charming people I know.
But that’s not what happened I died a heroin addict and people think she’s a monster slightly because she explained social class to the Perfume community on instagram. No, she she really is a charming person. She would’ve throw an excellent dinner parties were thoughtful and polite and yet fun, and I would’ve been seen as a man’s man, you know, but a bit of an asthmatic artist who was prone to lengthy conversations about art because she would’ve believed in me and how intelligent I am and giving me confidence to. I do not share my ideas about everything not just with her but with lots of of of lots of people and she would’ve says you’re so smart and I am actually and she would’ve said, why don’t why don’t you say that as I think you know, Bob would’ve wanted to hear you say that, and he would’ve been our generation, and people would’ve come to sort of respect both of us in a different way than they do no But that’s not what happened but just to clarify no you don’t really know us so to speak and you would be surprised how Monday in and away we really are.
Really you’d be shocked you would be shocked by how straight I actually am and was how sweet and lighthearted Innoway not like Jack but in a way that is amazing and wonderful, but really is light hearted in a normal way she can be how how well beating she is, you would be shocked if you saw her with her hair done the way that she’d like to do it with her proper clothing at our house. No you would think well of course they’re straight. Of course there’s a Billings. Of course they’re in love there an average sort of upper class couple and they’re lovable people but they’re not really unusual, actually we are unusual in the way. Everyone is in a way, but it is actually very painful to both of us in a sense because that’s really who we are mean. We’re both capable of more than that, but I don’t think either of us were prepared to do that, given the life that we had as children and just our temperament, I think we both, we’re looking for something a little more low-key so to speak then this
If there is reincarnation, it actually is kind of funny, but there might not be so basically I did not show. Yeah you don’t know my wife you have no idea what was going on at, but the English woman who piped in earlier was pretty accurate and I had to crack that episode of and just like that because it’s driven me crazy, I wasn’t attracted to men I’m sorry that character is way too much like me for me not to be offended edits vain. I’m sorry Sarah but you’re not Lacey you’re not Pamela Anderson grow up you’re a pretty woman but you’re not like that if you want to look like that, someday when you’re dead, you can but you don’t look like that now and you never did and you never will And I don’t know what jack ass enables you to think that you were just as sexy as her but you’re not.
I mean I am sorry but that’s what happened partially. They fell into her ego because just if you have a come on as an artist you’re very different people your character is sexy but she’s not as sexy as Lacey sweetie. Do you know that and you should know those riders should know I don’t understand those riders. You have that man groping her passionately the way that you know I have groped Lacey and then you have him answering the fucking phone, how the fuck do you imagine that works? I mean you invented a sex scene, but physically how do you think a man could be that aroused that he would sincerely grope somebody’s breasts and their whole body with such a passion, with the intent of plowing the woman, with his hard cock up her wet vagina, which by the way is better than a deck up a butt hole he will fucking cracks and that’s the fucking thing people don’t know that anymore it actually is amor sensual sexual for a cock if you’re gay you prefer a butt hole genius but if you’re not why the hell would you want your dick up some man’s ass? It’s not preferable get a fucking clue.
So I am not saying that gay men don’t have pleasure I’m just saying if you’re not gay, you don’t want to do it. It doesn’t make any sense. I even played around with Lacey the other day when we were having sex because I was curious I thought I’m going to stimulate that part of her body Just to see what that orgasm is like that I would give a man and she did we both agree? It’s not as good. It is a very intense orgasm but it’s not actually preferable to an orgasm you can have with a really deep loving heterosexual partner when you’re a heterosexual and a heterosexual relationship so I don’t know it’s it’s just it’s not real you know and you know I don’t know what happened everyone’s common sense but anyway, so please stop preaching to her. You’re the ones that don’t have a fucking clue not her.
So um yeah I’ve fucked her and I’ve been trying to fuck her for six years but we’ve been fucking for over three years of the bad about four years and we’ve been fucking for possibly five years but the point is we really do have sex and if you could you know, try to understand that concept that be great also It’s not easy for a gay man to fuck a woman that something that the writers of that show never seem to grasp there’s bisexuality that’s not that’s not the same thing as homosexuality just in case if you’re wondering, and pansexuality isn’t the same thing as Imo sexuality either just in case if you’re wondering I was straight but I’m still offended as an intelligent person that you people never seem to grasp that on that show you can’t enjoy sex with a woman like you can’t enjoy it and seek it out and find it desirable in a real way that’s not psychotic word, saying or confused and be gay oh that’s not a thing so you’re gay characters that have wives who are pleased that’s such a fucking bullshit. Those men are probably bisexual mostly gay, but slightly bisexual and in their little butt hurt feelings, they might identify is gay I don’t fucking care grow a dick and a pair of balls and will talk OK because you’re not gay he’s not gay, OK that’s not gay. If you can screw a woman and enjoy it you’re not a fucking homosexual OK princess and this isn’t Lacey saying that I’m actually this pissed off because I don’t understand you bastards you are such fucking networks. I’m sorry because you know it is triggering for me because they remind me of Jack and I’m not dumb enough to think it’s not the same fucking thing he was the same way. Oh, I am not. I’m not attracted to men I am straight I’m not attracted to men, but he desired Matt and he identified as straight and people believed him he wasn’t any more a man who could sleep with a woman enjoy it is actually gay I’m not gonna give a gay man Carte blanch just because he has the courage to admit that he’s gay. Oh, fuck that. In 2024 if you’re gay, but you’re actually bisexual nine times out of 10. You’re probably screwing with some woman or you’re screwing with some man or you’re embarrassed because you think you’re too special to be bisexual you’re too what fashionable and pretty to be bisexual or what your last boyfriend was way too in love with you for you to possibly be straight at all it’s like oh my last boyfriend was too in love with me for me to also be with a woman I am the most sweet, tender hearted gay man to ever exist. I’m not just a bisexual. No, it’s irritating to me because it is reminds me of Jack. It’s the same damn thing it’s the same damn thing
Him but that beyond that a Lacey is not an idiot, and it’s repulsive how you people can believe that she understands sex possibly better than most of you do which maybe it’s some thing that you’ve picked up on that you’re pretentious in your understanding of sex and she’s not And so you like to cover up for your insecurity by talking down to her instead of just letting her be more intelligent than most people honestly and possibly sexually unusually gifted shit sexually and I might be too in a way but that’s for us to enjoy, which other you’d be surprised, how many people are quiet and polite are, or were in the past who are actually really good and bad But but the point is though she’s she’s not imagining that I was aroused and I know we need to go to bed but I cannot get over it how the fuck then will drop it but this has been hard for me because I’ve had to let literally watch her sleep with other men because you’ve confused her I’m being nice and so I’m doing so if you are dead, you will regret What you’ve done even if you’re covered by God’s grace you will still have your Kratz, so how is it that you imagine a man having an erection like really hard like not rockhard that’s not possible but hard, very hard, fully erect grabbing a woman’s breast, who looks like Lacey or Pamela Anderson while they’re flailing around you know like fish Lee, no out of water And the only way to satisfy their need for water will say is to get inside of each other so to speak how do you imagine someone that aroused because that’s essentially what you’re depicting that’s how she doesn’t get inside of me, but in a sense she does in the sense that she’s my rip so I get inside of her But then in a sense because of how God created us he really did actually possibly literally create humans that way as astounding as that is scientifically it really, it’s you’ll see but really a Edino some people who are interested in evolution might find it fascinating, but if there is if evolution exists, and he use that you might find it fascinating to see how he actually did it and why it’s been hard to find fossils so yeah, just wait you’ll see it’s interesting so if women actually were created from a rib if I’m scaring you I’m sorry this over I’m going to far to but she becomes one with me to sets like a rip Zelda toys said that she wanted Scott to put her in his pocket, and I think in a exactly what she was looking for for him to make her his rib again, whether they’re together for eternity or not, she was in love with him, and anyway that longing to be the rib is possibly a real thing for some people who are intuitive enough to because Zelda was schizophrenic, possibly, but she was also so much intuitive and brilliant and Lacey and her might see similar things at times and their spirits so they both somehow know that there’s something to that and there is but that’s the thing, so how could a man who is an erect penis who is groping a woman very passionately how will he physically be able to answer a phone maybe this is too it is this two adult for you? Can you have this conversation or is it to adult?” says Lem.
“ i’m not a prude I’m not bourgeois lamb you’re talking about some thing where someone has like pre-orgasm and they’re shaking like you’re about to have sex were you gonna have a really good orgasm but or orgasm is definitely on the table which but then you’re shaking basically at this point, so it’s like you’re so intense in your arousal that you’re shaking or it’s almost like you’re not comatose but you’re kind of in like the zones actually where you’re not really thinking about anything else you could if your life was at stake or if a child really needed you probably if they were in danger or something but I would say most people don’t engage in that unless if they think they can and you can’t really get that way and not and then like snap out of it easily is that is that what you’re referring to?” says Bill Gates.
“ yes it is.” says Lem.
“ I wanna respect those riders but right now I can’t because as a straight man I know what you’re talking about and it’s not possible so I’m gonna gang up with you for a second not as a homophobic person but this big, but just because I’m being intellectually, honest, do gay men experience that do you guys experience that kind of arousal and anticipation where you shake and you literally can’t think straight like you literally can’t think sorry to have to say straight but I’m try to think of a way to say it like you you can’t sync or do gay men just not experience that?” says Bill Gates.
“ I would just like to say that I ruined the entire show trying to appease you people by antagonizing her. I did it because I thought it was devilish and quirky, and I realize it was one of the dumbest things I ever did in my entire life.” says Darren. “ I mean I just I thought this one was a fan she’s symbolic of all the millennial women who watched us that will never meet who’s opinion will never really got, and will never be able to engage with them in such a deep psychic way little did I know she’s not symbolic of them she’s a millennial, but there’s not much that she has in common with a lot of sex and the city fans and trying to engage with her was embarrassing to me. Um well let’s see him yes I have I’ve experienced that much arousal. Why did I allow that character to experience it because someone told me that that’s what you were doing and I was trying to explain to her that it could be faked.” says Darren.
“except it can’t be faked. You have an a logical sort of mind in this matter and sodas, Bobby, and every other jack ass, who’s trying to prove that line was gay you’re not really as brilliant as you think you are logically, and her logic is superior to yours and Bobby’s and most peoples she has a brilliant mind. She’s literally a genius in this regard at least you’re not potentially you’re a good writer, but you’re probably not as brilliant logically as she is, and if he hadn’t been born into the Kennedys it’s very likely he would’ve never been a lawyer, because he’s not really necessarily as logical as people think he is.” says the CIA. “ hurt. Her logic IQ naturally is about 170 which is funny because people thought that Jack was that smart Jack’s logic IQ was like 105. Yeah I just said that jacks JFK’s logic IQ was 105 oh logic IQ is about 170. Yours is probably about 120 she has 50 IQ points on you alone. You have so many plot holes in your series, and in a lot of stuff that you’ve done as a writer are you signed off on your obviously not a genius when it comes to certain sorts of logic, and I know that I can say that. Bobby’s IQ and that way is about 100 and losing 1012 maybe he’s pretty average you’re really not as brilliant as you want to think you are in that way and she actually is unusually gifted. It’s pretty stupid you’re right, you have you embarrass yourself, um , I hear she hears and I hear what you’re saying because it’s like this man’s an actor and he’s pretending to be that aroused there is a she can’t think of how to explain it and I’m trying to him or she couldn’t. I can’t but there’s a difference between acting and actually experiencing some thing and she would be able to tell Anne I would to the difference in a sexual experience so someone could act aroused him and also be aroused or someone could not be aroused and act aroused him and you could act extremely aroused but you’re still acting and so there’s an element of the fake to it OK do you understand what I’m saying? I hope you do and so someone like her would be able to read that her husband who she’s married to gets very aroused by her and then at times he acts more aroused than he is in specific ways. Yeah, she’s a genius and so at times he seems arousing a very emotional way when really it’s more just physical for him and she knows the difference, not everybody would but she can tell him what irritates me is that what you had him doing isn’t physically possible to do unless if you’re very aroused, does that make sense so you could act that aroused and not have an erection or you could ask that aroused and have a weak erection, but she would’ve known that she would’ve known that he didn’t have much of a hard on. Do you know what a hard, honest do you know what like a hard on like a man’s dick gets hard she would’ve knowing that OK so am I know this is hard logic for you here apparently to realize but she does know how sex works and she’s actually very experienced in bed and so she understands in a way that may be so if you don’t that when a man doesn’t have an erection nine times out of 10 he’s not that aroused and he could fake it but it’s possibly not sincere him the way that you had him acting in that context, moving his body if he didn’t have a hard dick to match that a woman would automatically know he was acting if he had a dick that was hard enough to match that and he acted that way. It would be physically uncomfortable for him, or it would be gross on a certain level if he wasn’t sincere so the way that he acted sexually is physically impossible like Linn was saying obviously you’re not sexually experienced enough to know that you’re imaginative enough as a writer you’re obviously very homosexual, unlimited and Sarah apparently never had good sex or what it’s weird that you guys didn’t realize how weird that was because a man could never be that physically aroused. And it possibly is impossible to fake. You would almost always pick up on some thing that some thing was off or some thing was gross or some thing was weird about the man arm so if you really were that sincere, and be honest, she said oh he’s acting, but that’s what love is like potentially so sweetie she knew that and she says stuff like that telepathically and people never want to do that they act like that’s not part of her personality or their imagining her intelligence you’re not she’s actually got gifted and kind. And I think a lot of people have avoided her intelligence because you’re all horribly embarrassed by how fucked up you are given the pedophilia in Hollywood. So I think I I I I am sorry to have to break it that is not physically possible, without a man being sincerely, very aroused by who he’s with.
How do you for chrissake for the sake of humanity, my dear how the fuck did you imagine him being that hard and being that aroused, and then answering his phone that is a very good question it suggests that you’ve never been that aroused that you have no idea what you’re talking about. The Bobby wrote the entire thing and he’s a sexual moron, or I don’t know what because you did it’s impossible.” says the CIA.
“ we’re keeping her up tonight because of Russia and the safety of the UK.” says Tony.
“ that’s interesting OK I didn’t know what I was looking at I had I’ve been I’ve been that aroused I have as it is it is a gay man as a bisexual. I have been that aroused. Sincerely I have been forever shaking and I’m just like about to have an orgasm, or I am headed there and there’s no way that I would ever be able to talk to somebody coherently am if I wrote that script or had anything to do with it even if I just okayed it am or if I can speak on the behalf of the people who wrote it they don’t know what they’re talking about that if it’s a woman it’s possible that she’s never had sex that good or sex like that oh, if it’s a bad or she’s not straight if it’s if it’s a straight man that wrote it at all and I kind of doubt it they apparently you have never had good sex, so Bobby wrote that if Bobby had anything to do with that it’s embarrassing because clearly he’s not very good in bed and he doesn’t really know what he’s talking about or looking at him speaking from a homosexual perspective no I’m not that atrocious in bed and I I didn’t know if there’s illuminati I honestly didn’t realize what I was looking at. Well I mean it’s like he’s longing for her. He wants her but is a kind of shit for such a fucking you know it to be honest with it with you I knew what he was doing, but I just thought this is wrong. There’s artistically wrong there’s something off about this-“ says Darren.
“ yeah, you’re full of shit you knew someone there knew that I was passionately in love with her, and instead of having the intelligence to realize that you needed to just back off and respect what you were being told, you decided to challenge reality like a retarded, fuck wad from hell what in the hell possessed you possibly literally to think that that didn’t mean that I was madly in love with her!??” says Lem.
“ it’s not about the reality of the situation. It’s about the fact that there is the reality of the money and the control. I wanted my serious to be on the air. I don’t want people bullying me I want to get along with people I want to be taken seriously in the media, I didn’t want to deal with the Kennedys on my ass harassing me and stocking me. I didn’t want to upset people so it seemed like something that I couldn’t say no to. I had to kiss their ass.” says Darren.
“ and you know you could’ve said no there are many times in history where governments could’ve been overtaken, and then people showed up and they weren’t and it was artist who led the resistance you were supposed to do that we’re having problems with Russia the way that we are election was lost Donald Trump and now Canada is sincerely talking about taking Minnesota and making it a part of Canada because you and I both know she’s talked about that on this blog for over a year and you and I both know sweetheart that that’s real. This people are insane. They want their insane version of reality to be true and they don’t care that it’s dumb and then it makes absolutely no sense and it’s awful. They just want it to be real because that’s what makes their egos and their psychotic minds happy. I empathize with you if what you just said was true, so does she but someone needs to put their foot down someone needed to put their foot down because at this point no you are in a terrible situation I actually do like Donald Trump to some degree to she has oil we can work with him, but just as an American just as the person who cares I have no clue what the Democratic Party is going to do from here on out you guys or upper creek with no paddle. You are in serious trouble and sincerely if this is real and there’s an illuminati Canada really is actually putting his foot down with Donald Trump and saying that they would consider taking Minnesota and the and Alaska and I would bet that there would be other portions of the US if they were that they would take as well, and Trump knows that he also knows that Texas is very capable of a seceding from the union sitting for the union without seceding from the union without your principles, so for for for Republican reasons, he knows it’s not just a blue thing that there’s a great deal of unrest and that’s where you can’t just you can’t just appease people I mean like I get it but I am also astounded that so many artist gave him to Bobby and his family. I am a sound that the DNC gave into them. I’m astounded because you know a lot of conspiracy theorist who are poor, think that they’re all just the same Lacey and I know that that’s not true we know you’re not, you still have differing opinions that are real.
Why did you fuck yourself over with that episode and other episodes? Were you’ve reference me to harass her or just harassed her why did you do that? Why did Bobby used Timothée Chalamet to try to harass her? She’s not affected in the way that you want her to be because she’s not Jack she’s not Cheryl. She’s not Ethel. She’s not a baddie. And she’s not like that she is a very dignified woman. She is very real. She’s a lot like Queen Elizabeth. She’s not like that you’re trying to demoralized somebody sweetie, who doesn’t even exist, except for in your insecure, narcissistic delusion or someone else’s. Who in and what are you gonna do with her actual reaction and their trillions in oil and her dead cousin her to dead cousins you’re just going to assume that this will go away when the fuck does that happen it doesn’t. Yeah it’s been unbelievably in idiomatic does not begin to explain how dumb this whole thing has been insane. Seems like an underestimation. I don’t think you grasp how stupid that was to patronize those people. I hope that if if and when you do you understand that, should this be real that God gives you grace because it’s going to be horrifying to you when you fully understand it.” says Lem.
The next morning.
“I’m not worried that we’ll never be as happy with each other again. Because God will fix it. But…after everything Lacey and I have gone through we’re supposed to be allowed some happiness. That’s why God is allowing us to interact. In part.
…Part of the reason why Lacey has become so sexual…on this blog…is because she has been so sexually harassed and repressed. And so have I. And we’re fighting that way.
…I think you’re lying. …I think Bobby is bisexual if there’s an Illuminati. And I think…he’s mildly off-putting sexually in person. …He is a little short. And he’s good-looking in a Kennedy way…but his face is not entirely attractive. And he’s not a big looking man. …And I think he’s gotten a lot of women over the years from his name…but he’s not naturally as ‘sexually powerful’ without the Kennedy name. He’d get…far less women. Less than half. …And I think…he knows that. …I think he’s figured that out over the years. …And I think Lacey reminds him of that fact. First because she won’t sexually interact with him at all…and secondly because she treats him with a patronizing sort of sexual supremacy. As if he’s constantly being sexually pursued.
Why is she patronizing? Because she thinks it’s all stupid. …Lacey isn’t patronizing almost ever because she’s pointing out people’s lies or flaws. Not really. It’s more that she thinks the whole thing is stupid. She can’t think how to approach it without being fake. …So maybe it’s not patronizing…maybe it’s just fake.” says Lem.
They think.
“Anyway…I think he’s been harassing us…because he’s hurt. And I think he’s devastated to find out I was straight and never had a crush on him at all. That he imagined everything. That he was fed lies and believed them. …And I think Sarah Jessica Parker feels ugly, now. And I think Peter Hermann…has frequent bad sex. Possibly. …I’m not as sure about Peter. *I laugh* He might have good sex. But I think he might not too. …I still can’t figure out how an actor could be so stupid as to play that scene the way he did.
But see…it doesn’t work. Because Lacey can’t read your minds! …Casi and all of you keep expecting her to read your minds. Not just expecting empathy you’re hiding your feelings and motivations so passionately and intently that…you’re forcing her to try to read your minds. And she can’t. She’s ‘psychic.’ But she’s not a mind reader. …If real mind readers even exist.
So…here’s what I wanna know: Why are you all demanding she be Jack?” says Lem.
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