“Why were you so heartless to me?” Lacey asks a professor she had a crush on in college.
“In the afterlife…I wonder the same thing.” says a professor who taught with him. “If you’d had a crush on me…I at least would have been concerned.”
“As you should be!” says Lacey, at 41.
“I was a Yale graduate. From a nice family. …And I was good-looking.” he says. “I wasn’t worried about finding someone. I was extremely impressed with myself.” he confesses.
“Were you capable of love?” asks Lacey.
“Yes.” he says.
Lacey thinks.
“You found me arousing?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” he says.
Another professor who worked with him rolls his eyes in the afterlife, listening. Sighs in disdain.
“Would you have slept with a student?” asks Lacey.
“Yes.” he admits.
“If she seduced you.” says Lacey.
“Yes.” he admits.
“There were some slutty young women in our class who might have thought of it…seriously.” says Lacey. “I wasn’t one of them.”
“I know.” he says.
“Did you ever do it?” says Lacey.
“No.” he says.
“No one ever tried?” says Lacey.
“Yup.” he says.
“I hate this world. The way it is today. You’re OBNOXIOUS!” Lacey says to him. “I’m sorry…I hope you are okay. I hope you go to Heaven. But you’re obnoxious.”
“How?” he says.
“You have no idea…what’s going on. …And what is it? …Maybe it’s that I feel you could.” says Lacey.
He cries.
“Maybe that’s not quite it. But…if it is…there you go.” she says. “It’s just…obnoxious.”
“Who did I betray?” he says.
“Other Christians. You are one, right?” she says.
“Yes.” he says.
“You’re supposed to know the Fallen World isn’t Heaven.” says Lacey.
He thinks.
“How did you get so damn confused?” she says.
“I agree!” says (thee) Luigi, in the afterlife.
“He’s SPOILED!” says a dead Scottish man to Lacey.
“I got…stuck. …We’re not Old Money. …But I grew-up in Long Beach. Where your aunt’s store was. …And…I went to Yale. …I didn’t have nearly as harsh of an upbringing as you and Matt, your cousin. …I’m more like Mark.” he explains. “I find your family fascinating in the afterlife. …The one that raised you. …Anyway, I think I am spoiled.”
“Thank you!!” says Lacey’s aunt, who owned the clothing store in Long Beach, who’s prepared to be like a mother to her, and become Scottish somehow if necessary.
“There is also a Scottish woman.” says God, possibly.
“No, I am spoiled.” he says.
“So you’re implying that upper-middle class…American…generations…up until 2020, we’ll say, were destructively spoiled?” says Lacey. “Like you all had something wrong with you?”
“YES!!!” yells Mark Zuckerberg. “It’s sad. I can include myself in that. But it’s REAL!!”
“Okay…so what happened!??” says a reader.
“We’re delusional.” says the professor. “And…while I…teach philosophy…and do marginally useful work…the poor…and men like Matthew…literally risk their lives…or…do die. …He’s real. So was George Bush, actually. The amount of virulent hatred that family stomachs with…gratitude and sympathy…is…remarkable. …People hate them. And they’re not great. True. But…they’ve actually tried. And failed, maybe. But tried. They put their money where their mouth is. …And that’s real Old Money. …Real Old Money ends up…dead in World War I. …We, the upper middle class, didn’t understand that. We live in a delusional bubble. Or did.” he explains.
“He’s right.” says his dad, who tried to sail in the Olympics in his youth.
“The Kennedys are a part of that American phenomenon.” says Lacey, smiling.
“They are!” says the professor.
“In the upper middle class.” says Woodrow Wilson. “To clarify.”
“We don’t understand privilege. We just enjoy it.” the professor explains about his class.
“When did you all become so problematic?” says a reader.
“In the 1970’s. …To be honest, the Kennedys had something to do with our cultural ascension. And it’s…tragic. …But there were so many of us…at that time. And we were looking for an identity. And they were just there. And they became…role models for us…in a sense. They made us make sense to ourselves.” he says.
“But they’re clueless.” says a reader in Los Angeles.
He nods and smiles, sadly.
“Is Gavin responsible?” says the woman in Los Angeles.
“Yeah. …And Old Money…intuitively…would have known Donald Trump’s attack on him about the potential for a massive fire in Los Angeles…wasn’t…dumb. *He laughs* …We’re snobs! We’re cultural snobs. …He doesn’t pass our ‘vibe check.’ …But…he was actually just right. …And the Old Money can stomach it. They’re used to jackasses occasionally being right. …They’re used to sorting through the world’s sewers…so to speak…to find the truth of a situation. Truth is truth. …So…you have to be moral and strong and sophisticated enough…to tell. Christian.” says the professor.
“He’s not necessarily the sewer.” says Elliott Roosevelt about Donald Trump.
“Why didn’t you care though? On a human level?” EW Blanch asks the professor.
“I just felt…it was…mean. To be so arousing.” he admits.
George Bush stares at him in utter disbelief.
“That’s brave to admit!” says the dead Scottish man.
“Yeah.” he says.
“I was…just trying to look nice.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. …You never wore anything scandalous.” he says.
“What did you think she was doing!??” says Lem.
LA winces.
“I thought she was…wearing her hair…that way…to be arousing. Or…that she was aware of her…sexual…appearance. To men.” he says.
“Not really!” says Lem.
“No. I sincerely was just trying to look nice. Like…passing as attractive. Attractive enough to…be with you. Basically.” says Lacey. “I knew I was good-looking. Better than most. But…I was just trying to look nice.”
“She’s wearing clothes! Shirts, jeans, sweaters! MY GOD!!!” scoffs Ivana Trump, watching Lacey.
Donald Trump laughs.
“It’s not funny! It’s sad.” she says. “Poor girl just washed her hair! Wore makeup. GOOD GRIEF!”
“I didn’t realize how natural she was.” he says.
“Yeah. This is just natural beauty. She was a rare beauty.” says Ivana Trump. “Nothing artificial other than mascara.”
“She looked exquisite without mascara.” he says.
“Yes! But…men don’t like it. So…” says Ivana.
“I should have really looked scandalous.” says Lacey.
“And then what?” says a professor who worked with him.
“Back then, I mean. Now? I don’t know. But…back then…if I’d done that…and then…given-up. I’d have been so much less depressed.” says Lacey.
“And then done what? Changed your major to Art History?” asks Ivana.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. It’s a darker life…but…I get what you mean.” says Ivana. “No one was ever coming to rescue her. …She was left for dead.”
“True!” says Matt.
George Bush laughs in continued disdain. “You could have tried!” he says to the professor. “You know? You could have said, ‘You should date- Umm…- Or, why not try dating someone casually?’ …You were at a devout Christian school. What were the chances that she hadn’t dated at all? High! …And your role…was to guide her. To lead. …You should have tried. You should have tried to encourage her to…consider…just…chaste casual dates.” he says.
“I AGREE!” says a guy who went to school with Lacey.
“We aren’t all evil!!! I PROMISE!” yells a dead upper middle class man from America about his class.
“I know!” says Mark.
“But there’s something wrong with us.” says the professor.
“I know.” says Mark.
“I needed to realize…that…her confidence…and…intensity…which actually does seem Scottish…regardless…wasn’t…an act. …It wasn’t hollow. It was just her actual personality.” he says. “But the middle class is ignorant of such…eccentricity. We’re all conformists. That’s why…we misunderstand Lem too. He’s…also…eccentric. Really. It’s not imaginary. …They’re REAL PEOPLE.”
“AS AM I!!” says (thee) Luigi.
“You know….I am too.” says William Buckley. “So is Woody Allen. But as actually ‘eccentric’ as I am…you don’t notice. Because you stereotype me as an old rich white dude. …Totally missing the differences.”
“Are there differences!?” says a white woman, rolling her eyes.
“YES! …I’m a dramatically different person from Lem. And yet not. And…I’m like James Baldwin. …And yet not. …Are you BLIND!?” scoffs William Buckley.
“No. I’m…” she says.
“ARROGANT!” yells God.
“Really?” she says to God. “ME!?”
“Yeah.” says God, kindly.
She thinks.
“Are you sort of upper middle class?” says the professor.
“See…I wouldn’t have thought so. …But now I wonder!” she says, laughing.
“You might be.” says Jan Hertel.
“Dammit!” she says. “It is a class system! We’re just too…ignorant.”
Jan smiles.
“My grandma used to drink tea out of actual tea cups. …In her own kitchen. …In our house in Minneapolis. …And it wasn’t a big house. It was built in the 1900’s. Two stories. In the 1940’s. …And my grandfather was a metal worker. But…they had their own house. And…my dad went to college. …And I felt…entitled growing-up. …We weren’t rich. But…I do have a spoiled, over-confident attitude. To be brutally honest. …And…I deserved the antagonism she got. Not her. When the fuck is she ever wrong!?!? …I’m actually wrong…OFTEN. …But I’m a punk…short-haired…blue-haired…socially appreciated…butch bitch. …I’m queer. But…attractive. And white. Blond, actually. …And I’m ‘tough.’ …People LOVE ME. …But I’m not actually…correct…more than 50% to 60% of the time. …I sometimes give terrible advice. …But…I know how to work things…to be…comfortable. …And…I’m socially acceptable enough to be allowed in. Ironically I’m a secretly conformist ‘non-conformist.’ …I’m COOL.” she says. “Not…sexually appealing like a Mean Girl. But…I’m attractive. And far more likable.”
“Thank you for being honest!!” yells George Bush.
She silently nods.
“I asked her to do that. And she agreed. It’s just the truth.” explains the professor.
“I know!” says George Bush.
“I couldn’t survive last January.” says Matt.
“Matt…the fire? Did we curse ourselves?” says a rich Illuminati woman in LA.
“YES.” he says. “I’m sorry.”
“It’s the oil?” she says.
“In part.” he says.
“And the children?” she says.
“YES!!!” bellows Matt. “YES!!!”
“Isn’t that common sense?” says Queen Elizabeth II. “I was annoying to people. With my stodgy personality. But…it’s really just common sense.”
“You advocated against child trafficking?” asks a woman, possibly, Paris Hilton’s mother.
“YES.” she says. “Not enough.”
“So Lacey came up behind you with a giant axe. To defend the children.” says the woman.
“YES! As she should! …Regardless of reincarnation.” says Queen Elizabeth II.
“I didn’t realize people were that bad.” says Lem.
“Yeah. And to your credit…they’re probably better than she realizes. Also in innocence.” says George Bush.
“No! Some people…actually do do emotional work. So to speak!! I promise!” yells the punk woman in Minneapolis at Lacey. “It’s not just you…Elizabeth…and God the Father.”
“So Matt…if you hadn’t died…and the botched withdrawal from Afghanistan and such…would Los Angeles be burning?” asks a woman, who’s actually taking some solace in the justice of it.
“No.” he says, smiling in anger. “No.”
Luigi nods. “That’s what I thought!”
“Matt…who started the fire? …In your realm?” asks the Hilton.
“ME!!” yells Matthew Perry.
“Diego…hon…why do you want to end the world?” asks a reader.
“MY PEOPLE!” he says.
“The ones dying in the trucks? And such?” says America Ferrera.
“YES!!” he says. “I don’t see anything! …America is RUINED! …Time to END! End NOW!!!”
“Any way out!?” says Mark.
“I liked anything better.” he says.
“It’s grammar.” says Mark.
“Okay. Fine. I liked it.” he says.
“You sound fake.” says Mark.
“Oh. …Sorry.” says Diego. “Yeah. You’re right. …It just sounds better.”
“So…this kind of shit…will continue. As long as we keep being…what I’ll call, overly evil?” says the Hilton.
“Yes.” says Matt.
Later.
“I’m confused. Why can’t you control me…with the Chemtrails?” says Lacey to Bill Gates.
He smiles.
“Also David…running the world? …Is there reincarnation or not? …Because if there is…WE DID THAT. YEARS AGO! In the Illuminati.” says Lacey.
Sir Winston Churchill nods at her.
“WE DID IT.” says Lacey. “But we didn’t go too far. …How did your dear family not know that??”
He smiles at her. “Well…that could be fake. …Or if it’s not…umm…we could be dumb.”
“David!” says Lacey.
He looks sad. Closes his eyes.
“David! You’re not dumb!” says Lacey.
He cries. “Well…”
Jon Stewart laughs.
“Did they really do it!?” says David Rockefeller.
“Oh I think so!” says Lacey. “In Great Britain in the 1860’s? 1870’s? YES!”
“Behind closed doors!?” he says.
“If there’s an Illuminati, yes. …Maybe they didn’t tell the Americans!” says Lacey.
“Was it successful?” he says.
“Yes! …Until probably WWII. …Rich Germans might have hated them because of that. …I wonder if they hated the Jews because of Rothschild? …Like they assumed the British were too stupid to have done it on their own.” says Lacey.
“Oh wow.” says Jan.
“Which was preposterous! They were every bit as intelligent as the Jews. …His wealth helped. Certainly. But he would have been nowhere if not for the British.” says Lacey.
“She’s right.” says Lord Rothschild. “No, she’s right. …I had a lot of arrogance.”
“FINE! But…we aren’t loyal to any one people group. Like the crown.” says David Rockefeller.
Jon Stewart rolls on the ground laughing, in the afterlife.
“Then David if I was your cousin, how would we get along? How do we divide? How do we divide this power that we share? Are the families important or is it just one person like Satan incarnate or-or is it a group of people? What happens when they die or they get to be too old to keep being resuscitated, so to speak. I don’t understand your logic.” says Lacey.
“The whole globalist conspiracy may not be real. …There could be something to it, but it might really just be the Illuminati. There might not be an actual globalist conspiracy Lacey it could just be the power void that the British left behind after World War II and it looks like we’re globalists, but really we’re just writing the illuminati. There’s no new world order…it’s just the same thing but in the hands of a group of people largely controlled by Americans, like myself. It’s possible that’s all it is and we’re really not not complete dysfunctional nitwits.
That being said, if we are dysfunctional net, Mets and davit, it would’ve been fun to have had you as a cousin I actually mean that I actually get along with you very easily. You’re absolutely right it it doesn’t work on a sort of psychological power level there is no leader, Satan could come out of nowhere and try to take over but then he is the super natural being and we’re fucked I mean we’re screwed and into hell and if you have any common sense you realize that that doesn’t really work right is hell it’s a Christian concept of absolute Decay and misery and why would you want that you can reconceptualize Satan as some sort of superior being to Christ but that’s a reconceptualization of a Christian idea and then why bother why not just go back to ancient Egypt and worship if there’s reincarnation your father I’m serious. Why not if there’s reincarnations by not just worship topics, we would have known that it was Tom, but we would’ve been surprised. Your father was a very intelligent, good man, and very good leader, even though he was contraband so to speak, but my family wouldn’t have found that surprising and you don’t either and that’s the thing, if we’re going to be that stupid as to worship Satan, why not just worship your dad or even mine or Michael’s or our grandfather it doesn’t make sense you’re right it’s absolute idiocy I mean why not worship Elizabeth Elizabeth was a very charming person really she was very loving person. I don’t sincerely, and it’s sad that more people don’t know that but I am I don’t understand it is it written that that is also part of the reason why some people started doing that just worshiping other humans and thinking that we are all god because it’s like why not my neighbor or my mom or my best friend who’s my cousin right oh Because it is these seem like perfectly viable candidates for duty him especially when you have that much money and power. If we were that stupid though I’m not embarrassed to admit that around you because you do understand how easy it is to be intelligent and end up being very stupid. I might not have been a particularly mean person I might’ve been actually quite nice. Even if even if his ladder case scenario is true him and we were really just sort of dumb, and we didn’t think that there was a problem where it was like there would be massive infighting and divisions, because we were so illuminated and grand, and all knowing that we’ve been through so many reincarnations, that we just we were illuminated And so we could run the world better than the British because we were so American and egalitarian and really it’s embarrassing but the Kennedys were part of our psychology to we’re very middle class and that way so it’s like oh my family came from Germany and they were middle class. Yeah probably middle class. Maybe Lawrie book class but you’re right middle class and subway maybe end we may have an away internalize their attitude accidentally and so then it’s like we’re better than most people were more involved so we’re so illuminated that we could run the world wow we’re so reincarnated into perfection or some people even thought they would have been so sort of divinely appointed by Christ that they could sort of run everything and that’s where became became tricky because there were some people who maybe actually had a calling Aziz you know as you say, and then there is some people who whether there’s reincarnation or not Rexie really very nice people Nice to their friends nice to their service kind of like Lawrie Darlington, but American and dance because they loved that movie. They didn’t realize it was about them.
So in a sad sort of way you’re right I want to say sweetie but that isn’t really appropriate because it’s too condescending but you’re right it’s it’s sort of silly but we all got up to him if that’s what happened it’s embarrassing if I actually said that I embarrassed myself, and I realized Him that I was being attacked from with it if it wasn’t that I thought I was actually outed I realized at that moment that we were in trouble that there was in fighting and that it was totally embarrassing but if I was outed, and it was embarrassing. We basically just thought we were like the Brahmans you know just Very involved people and I would’ve included you in that if you’d been there with Michael, I would’ve thought you were one of us because you’re unusually intelligent unusually good-looking, unusually sweet and it’s real and I would’ve known that and he would’ve known that and I would’ve trusted you, so I would’ve thought no she’s my dear cousin Why should she be running the world and that’s where it gets scary because if there is reincarnation your Scotia and it actually makes sense because it’s like well no shit Sherlock that’s Scotia no shit she’s gonna know how to fucking run the world no fucking shit David.
Oh, and Michael was very intelligent know him and then I could be with some people like Bill Gates become sort of atheist because their mind just gets boggled and they think is it just human evolution is it just really that we’re over complicating it and it’s just survival of the fittest and it’s that simple The cream of the crop and not the scum and that is where some people become sort of nihilistic in a way because it’s like no I really am a superior human so I have a right to kill off people who are inferior on the presupposition that earth is overpopulated that we’re really in a climate crisis And that some of these poor people are actually more likely to be narcissistic are more likely to be troubled and earth will be happier and healthier and humanity will be kinder and better looking and smarter. If we illuminate the bad jeans, I mean, that is what some people think and I’m just being honest, you know that I know that Than you your contention which is perfectly rational it would be how do you separate the wheat from the chaff so to speak like Christ talks about in the Bible how do you separate the bad genes from the good genes the good kids from the bad parents it’s damn near impossible.
But the first contention that you have is just a simple power contention a simple power crisis with them at the top who is really running the show or are we all waiting for Satan to show you what a slightly funny are we waiting for? Are we waiting for Satan to show up And then the fireworks or really start right? And will just have I guess Armageddon oh boy are we done then, right so are we waiting for Satan to show up and then do you know jokes on us. And or are we waiting? Are we thinking that Michael’s gonna run the world and I’ll be his sidekick? No, but then, if you knew Michael was bisexual, and you knew that people can see why they Chrisholm up with their cousins. You might be worried about me being his sidekick, and that would be a problem because he really would’ve been and could be very deeply in love with you so then, as you were trying to explain and is as is the case it doesn’t work because he’s always gonna be some psychological angle where the whole thing totally falls apart. Which I suppose is where you don’t understand us you think how the hell if I can say that in a good way in Christ, do these people not understand you have to be loyal to the crowd and you have to be loyal to a country, you have to be loyal to a movement that’s well defined like Nazi fascism or America needed to have a far more worked out conception of what it was looking for. I’m so angry at your professors for not realizing how intelligent you were, and are on let me that was literally a paper that you wrote and your professor gave you what an F Morrissey, and he just had no Clue no clue how incredibly brilliant what you were saying actually was it’s not conspiratorial but it’s also unusually attuned to reality so to speak if there’s an illuminati especially you don’t have a tinfoil hat my dear do you have a very unusual brain, so the thing is it doesn’t work, because who are we? You have to have someone that you’re ultimately accountable to otherwise yes, who is running the show Satan if there’s aliens, is it an alien from some distant planet? Who’s just you know controlling our brains yet because we violated other humans and now they have some rights in the universe run by God to do so to us cause they’re at superior being to us, I mean, it’s endlessly problematic.” says David.
“Lacey…I had no idea what you were talking about!” says Dr. Harles to Lacey. “How was I supposed to know!? …I’m not an expert on British History. …I just went to Oxford.”
“So…we can’t control you. …The truth is…people are being controlled by evil. Whether you believe that’s chemical or not. It’s evil. Possibly just in our spirits. …And you resist. Sometimes I do too. …Are Chemtrails toxic? Yes. If they exist. But that’s just pollution, possibly. Not necessarily mind control.” says Bill Gates.
“Then why don’t you care about pollution?” asks a reader.
“Alliances. You scratch my back…I’ll scratch yours. I have people who’s back I have to watch. People who pollute. Because they have my back.” he says.
Later.
“I’m proud Savannah was in Tri Delta.” says Lacey.
Lem smiles.
“As long as she was safe. Didn’t pick up any bad habits. And…had Godly fun, so to speak.” says Lacey.
“I think she did.” says Elizabeth Dole.
“No. That’s one of my regrets.” says Lacey. “I hope she was able to grow through that in a healthy way.”
“What do you mean by grow?” says Harriet who joined a Jewish sorority at Ohio State.
“My goodness that’s complicated. …I mean…get a better sense of self. …I didn’t go to a private school. I wasn’t as exposed to young women from my parents’ social background. And…believe it or not…it’s helpful. …We’re Old Money. But…I am her sister-in-law too. So…somehow…it seems like she…could have been exposed to something helpful. Just in developing an authentic sense of self.” says Lacey.
“But is that healthy?” says Elizabeth Dole.
“Being privileged?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” she says.
“It’s not about the morality of the current social system. No. …It’s about her. And it was about me. Just on a personal level. …I think regardless of how one feels about the class system…understanding yourself and your peers is helpful. Just in developing a functional sense of reality. In being mentally tough.” says Lacey.
“Yeah.” says Dr. Harles.
“What?” says Lacey.
“You’re channeling us. And it’s creepy. …But I appreciate this chance to explain myself. …Lacey…that’s…intense analysis. …You’re not wrong! I get it! …But…I don’t think most people would.”
Later.
Even later.
“I was straight.” says Lem. “Let’s talk. …Lacey read an article about Maria Shriver and how she apparently makes her kids stand up when they first see her.”
“How DUMB.” says Lacey. “That family criticizes me for being pretentious? …But then they in their quack-jackassery from the slums of Ireland are…making their kids STAND!?
And it’s not even Bobby or Caroline. It’s MARIA SHRIVER!!? …Oh my word!” says Lacey.
“She’s right. That’s absurd.” says a dead titled British aristocrat.
“You have no bloody clue what you’re doing!” says Lacey to Maria. “You stupid bitch pricks!”
“FUCK!” yells Joe Kennedy Junior.
“She was the one with the title in her family. If there’s reincarnation, she was in the higher class not LEM!” yells Bobby Kennedy Senior like people are deaf and senile.
“Lacey…what’s weird about it?” asks an Irish man.
Lacey looks apologetic. “It’s not…sane. …Who the HELL does she think she is!??” says Lacey.
He looks sad.
“Her mother???” says a gay man in LA.
“Her mother wouldn’t require that either!” says Lacey, exasperated.
“Would I?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
His father nods.
“Yes. Possibly Caroline. …But…that’d be stretching it. But…it’s not…insane. Or incredibly stupid.” says Lacey. “I’m sorry, if she deserves to hear that.”
“She either just is smart enough to know that…or she was there.” says Lem.
“Is it offensive?” asks the Irish man.
“If wouldn’t be but based on how they’ve treated me and Lem I don’t have patience for it, it’s repulsive.” says Lacey,
“Because you’re real and we’re not?” says Maria.
“YES YOU BIMBO BITCH WORM!!” says Lacey. “Oh GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU COCK SUCKER!!!” she yells at Sargent Shriver if he can’t take it. “Take your JACKASS MAN-WIFE and go…chill out. …You SUCK!!”
“She’s ugly.” says the Irish man about Eunice Shriver.
“NO SHIT!!” says Lacey. “WAS SHE RETARDED!? …WHERE THE FUCK US THEIR DECENCY…COMMON-SENSE..AND INTELLIGENCE!?” bellows Lacey. “Did you delude yourself into thinking you wanted to suck your dad’s cock…to get him to call you intelligent!?” she yells at Eunice.
“She’s only half joking. And let me remind you I told you all to go to Hell. Sincerely. Years ago.” says Lacey.
“I might’ve had a bad birthday and it bothered her because she cares about me. …Umm…and I am still sick. I think-I think the fires in LA we’re just a little too much and I-I think your-your family has been very insulting to her and Lem and incredibly disrespectful to my grandmother-in-law…so maybe just apologize and she’ll try to be a little nicer OK?” says Princess Kate.
“Do you have respect for her or do you all think you’re grander than Princess Kate…you fucking idiots!” says Lacey in what sounds almost like a Scottish accent.
“I am dead and being seriously involved with the woman who did actually have a title through marriage but still and having a sister who did actually marry family that was aristocratic I I understand where you’re coming from and have more sympathy. I was also in love with you then then then they do, I I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re mad on my behalf, still without even meaning to be because we were in love with such other for yours, and I know you’re with lime but the fact that they haven’t respected the fact that I was in love with you, or you saying that is part of the reason the world is literally in chaos. Bill Gates is starting to figure that out Donald Trump knows that and doesn’t know that because he’s not usually intelligent and perceptive person but a lot of these people if there is an illuminati don’t they can’t imagine the reality of the situation there are Catholics who slightly understand, but I think most of the repeat there could even be some psychics who kind of got it but most people dumped and that’s why I’m asking whether you know from experience or whether you just know him call what would be the appropriate thing in that situation?” says Joe.
“ so in your family you have the title if your family ever had a title you were the first person to have had it. Apparently Pat agrees with me and they don’t respect that anymore they used to I think but not enough maybe I don’t know when they stopped respecting that, but that’s in my estimation when the family and I such as how I felt about you, but that in my opinion is when the family totally went off the rails, because I’m sorry it’s not just loyalty to you or a former love you were the most impressive of all the brothers know he really was. He was the chosen heir and you were supposed to be the president Lem’s I’m fairly certain completely agrees with me or Dedham probably his deal does so, from our perspective, that’s a travesty that people don’t understand that anymore and in the family or in general, you were the one that had the title and then you died in World War I in this way that was actually sort of noble because it was both in a sense, I think, out of duty and patriotism if I’m trying to give you the benefit of the doubt about it, but it was also hard of a sense of self promotion, but that’s not in the case of America to it incompatible someone could be both self promoting and noble and actually I think you were part of the reason your family got taken seriously at all. Because you were so handsome and you were going to Harvard and you’ve gone to London school of economics and you she did some. I doubt you cheated all the time and I think sometimes when you made a fool of yourself, it’s because you didn’t cheat.” says Lacey.
“ oh this is why were nice teeth sometimes sexy because sometimes you just say things and we actually agree with you and then we think why the hell are we fighting this person? There’s no good reason to do it.” says Bobby Kennedy Senior.
“ so no I hate It’s on it that’s the first thing if anyone has a title it was you and then that title was passed on to to Jack because it’s America and it’s in a sense when you died he took the title and then when he died, Bobby got it and then when Bobby died in a sense, Ted got it but because it’s America and it’s sort of confusing, it’s started to get water down to be blunt at that point, and it stop being as powerful because it passed through too many hands too quickly in a sense and it’s just him America and politics and so it’s not quite like a title in Great Britain am this is just my estimation but it might not be as stupid as you think or as arbitrary so OK so by the 1980s it’s still exist in my opinion but it was a very weak title. Yeah, so who would have the title now oh yeah, possibly actually Ted sat, but I wouldn’t bet that Caroline couldn’t argue for it based on some sort of some sort of moral argument she could argue that it’s hers and Soko Bobby so both Bobby and Caroline would be able to argue that could Eunice’s children, listen misogyny and feminism on the way they could in a way they could arm but it’s a stretch to some degree because it that’s just not the tradition that’s just not how it generally has worked. Historically from there could be different laws now in Great Britain but it it’s not as clear because who really was the better person Eunice or Kik or Pat or Rosemary I mean bass if we’re gonna be that mall about it why isn’t Rosemary the one who wins based on her suffering and she never had any children why would Pat’s children be better to get the title? Why is it units because she was the one who is the smartest according to her misogynistic asshole father, because she started the Special Olympics that patronizes people who are disabled, and makes them seem different, I’m here trans people gonna be in the Special Olympics they’re different do you know who physically disable to if they’re actually really what they claim to be.” says Lacey. “ so I mean yes I suppose I really do mean that and so the thing is I’m sorry Caitlyn Jenner just started laughing because I think she found that last part funny but really what would that be other than some sort of gender disability, if they’re actually who they claim to to be in a sense it’s like a physical disability in it and a sense of sexual organs it’s kind of like a physical disability but maybe they’re not what they claim to be at the thing is what qualifies I mean a certain issue should they be in the Special Olympics and then how do you? How do you deal with that I mean it’s it’s it’s a nice idea but there’s also something slightly backward about it and archaic in my opinion at this point and you know maybe that’s not how people heart is able to see it but that’s my opinion I have a right to my opinion it might be wrong, but that’s what it seems like to me in all fairness and good good intentions, on my part that shouldn’t be taken lightly.
So no I mean I I’m just saying it’s it’s like I understand but it’s sort of a stretch and why would it be her and not some of her other siblings that have the title from the family and to be honest I’m not sure your title is quite that significant anymore so.
If I had this corrected my head, I wouldn’t have stood for my parents, my uncle, I believe had a title in Scotland him yeah, my uncle had a title in Scotland I think for my grandfather dead or my great uncle, but we were still considered somehow part of the aristocracy I would if it was my uncle anyway my older uncle, but I would I would never have stood for my parents when I walked into a room absolutely not not at any age I might have stirred it is OK. It was considered polite to some degree if I’m not mistaken to do that, but it was in a different way than you’re doing it like it might’ve been just considered courtesy as a child to stand for your parents and want to put a class thing or an honor and respect thing it would’ve just been considered polite, but that was in the Victorian era literally I mean this is a Victorian drawing room that we’re talking about in Scotland in the 1860s or 70s not 2024 in Los Angeles. So if that’s what you’re trying to go back to is Victorian England in your house for some reason, I am slightly irritated because your family has given me hell about wanting to honor certain old traditions really, your family is giving me a horrible time if I’m not mistaken for being stuffy and then you post shit like this behind my back what kind of a stupid fucking bitch are you? What the fuck do you think you are you little fucking worm!?
It just makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with your whole fucking family you shit! You are the most to face laughable, neurotic jack ass is possibly to FX East you dumb fucking bitches from Hell!” says Lacey. “ if you believe that two-faced and stupid if you’re really that vain, I wish you were all just dead because you’re the scammer of the fucking Earth, possibly! I don’t understand it it’s disgusting! So just so you know big God somebody outed you they wouldn’t stand for you absolutely not unless if you’re trying to harken back to the 1800s, in which case you should be leaving your children alone unattended until they’re married with their spouse. Hardly ever. You should probably be doing a great many other things differently. If you’re going to take things that seriously and totally out of context. But if it’s about honor it and in the sort of nobility, the no you wouldn’t have your kids stand for you you Bobby’s kids actually you could demand that from them possibly at this point not really because he ran for president because Trump is taking him seriously because he use the family name. Becca and Caroline actually could make an argument for it as well but it really would be a little extreme. You’d be considered a very eccentric family. Because your nobility is not quite that recognizable anymore well Jack was president he could have made his kids do that that winter then 077 weird it might’ve been a bit much considering that it’s the US and it’s the 1960s but if she really really liked the tradition he could’ve made his kids do that while he was president and Joe could have made his kids do that had he been president successfully for two terms See radically his whole life but that would’ve been seen as asking maybe a lot of them considering that it’s the US and it’s just a little out there but that would be totally insane or insulting or ridiculous. Could Bobby and Caroline do it? Yeah, it would be considered kind of like a Nazi thing like some people are into Nazi memorability, memorabilia, or confederate flags or some people are maybe into hating white people and wearing dreads and there’s something almost violent about it but it’s intense and it’s not totally insane. It’s just very intense For really making a strong statement about something so Caroline and Bobby could do it, but it would be considered extremely eccentric and it would be kind of weird. But I think they could theoretically do it. It would be weird, but they could do it. It would be eccentric and strange, but they could probably do it. This sounds like you made a habit out of this and I I I don’t I just you were pulse me because I can sense that you lost after lame and that’s why you married Arnold because he reminded you of him is that it yeah and other people in your family are like that you aren’t that they think they were the fucking hot pussy in his apartment just waiting to get nailed by him ha ha I know what you’re thinking you little dumb bitch! The truth is you’re a whore actually or not probably a whore that just came out but that’s not what you are you’re an idiot potentially dare my scrawny little idiot you are compared to me sweetie you are scrawny little flagpole idiot with a fucking ugly mother, so I’m sorry, but you look on television, but I happen to know from people who told me that you look like an insect in person I knew were young man who knew your son and I know from what he told me that you look like an insect and I have a feeling that there’s no woman in your entire family that was fuckable at least 11 I’m extraordinarily sexy and a lot of other women are too you’re not. I mean you’re so much sexy but apparently not that sexy and no I don’t think that’s why your husband cheated on you I think he’s a dog.
Don’t think he’s that stupid dial. I don’t think he’s a genius and I think you’re kind of a dumb bitch potentially I’m sorry if you’re not. No I am from our tractive than you, and he just wasn’t interested in you for whatever reason I guess you weren’t hotness and you were just type a diet. I am his type Ryan, hot enough you’ll think if there’s ring carnation there a fire prettier women that came onto him when I was alive Because the war and he turned them all down not because he was gay like your family would have you believe because he wasn’t interested because that’s how things work you little fucking piece of fucking shit from the gutter if that’s all you are you dumb bitch. No don’t pretend to be all New Age and hoity-toity with me. You little fake dim bitch you remind me of my aunt Terese who is this fake as they come women like you possibly don’t give a shit about anything or anybody but yourself if you can figure out how to do that. I’m not impressed by you get that through your fucking boney head. And if you don’t deserve this cause it’s a little harsh and you actually have feelings to hurt inside of all those bones and skin then I’m sorry. But no, you can’t just inventions. Did you guys want to crucify me for having an accent that I can’t place you can’t just invent shit because your uncle was a child molesting idiot who got shot in the head for threatening Fidel Castro and your grandfather, who is a sleazebag who use my father to make his first million before he hacked his way through and fucked over the entire western civilization you idiot!” yells Lacey.
“ she’s right it is it’s bad I really did partially start World War II and that’s been just kind of white washed in history. I treated her like shit so has your grandmother and you have no daemonic lack of respect for her and love both we always dead. it’s demonic Maria it’s demonic it’s evil if you can manage to comprehend such a concept, Lem’s actually was straight we were deluded and backward and evil and that’s hard for any of us to believe because we’re so fucked up in our heads.” says JP Kennedy.
“ no it’s in Allyson. I’m not trying to diminish your family necessarily but you piss me off because you walk into my house touch all my things so to speak did them filthy expect me to clean them over and over and over again and then hell at me for getting mad at you for constantly expecting me to clean and be nice to you. And then in the meantime, you’ve gone behind my back and used 20th century psychology to brainwash everybody that I care about throwing me into hell living hell that I can’t get out it! God has me alive. I have no bloody idea why I wish you just brought me and my entire family but I don’t have that option and I am dependent on him because I respect him and then meanwhile the Bible preaches to me that I am supposed to be kind to you and forgive you if I don’t, Christ, can’t forgive me, but I like to know when there’s justice!” yells Lacey. “ because forgiveness can go too far turd in the other cheek, can become evil! Tolerating sin that’s close to hell is not some thing that Christ, if he exist would ever tolerate it’s the heart of a law not the letter of the law and I am so sick of people like Jonah Wiley, sucking your shit out of your ass to make you feel better about yourself! And I don’t give a shit that you’re possibly a born-again Christian when it comes to certain issues. I hope you are. I hope you’re not going to help. I hope you do have a personal relationship with Jesus. I hope your family dies that doesn’t make you a fucking saint ever y fucking minute you idiot!
No questions can Stilson, and if that’s what you lost, and says otherwise that he’s a Heretick, and when he dies Hillburn in purgatory in which she never been born! Don’t send Roma Downey and her Irish cutter charm to insult my beauty and my my Scottish accent, if it be real! I am not Irish I am Scottish!!” yells Lacey. “ and if you don’t understand the difference, you will someday oh, you will someday you’ll learn a lot!!” yells Lacey.
“
I understand she’s fighting I’m not taking it personally if I don’t deserve it.” says Roma Downey.
“ no how can you be so sensible and normal and then these people are like that shit fucking rabid dogs from hell yeah and think they’re normal and sane!”
says Lacey.
“ why are you angry?” says Roma.
“
Because I don’t like being insulted in the way that they’re insulting me it’s incredibly disrespectful. It’s disgusting. I explained it as well. As I could you know I can explain something that complicated in quick little sentences. Unfortunately I’m not that smart or it’s too complicated for people to understand that quickly But you can’t do what they’re doing the brainwashed lamb who is already confused and then used him sexually as far as I can tell and it’s not minuscule amount of analysis or stupid analysis at all it could actually be exactly what happened and unfortunately, if there’s an illuminati, you all have shot yourself in the foot by diminishing my intelligence, and under playing the fact that I have been able to contact you because if Dr. Harles was talking to me today, he was trying to hit me that I’m so smart that it becomes esoteric to some people to talk to me. It’s it’s too complicated it’s just, even if it’s true and insightful it’s two out there and they just get lost so well I’m not schizophrenic if I am Tom’s daughter at times I think my intelligence becomes scary to people because they can’t figure out what I’m talking about but it feels so true that it becomes what they would call intense And it’s not really it’s just the way my brain picks and so it scares people because they don’t maybe realize that someone could think that quickly or figure out that much in the way that I do if they’ve not met somebody who’s as genuinely consistently, intelligent as myself and a son act, it’s not up to you know what upping people like it would be for some people like the Kennedys possibly it’s really just more my personality and my level of intelligence, which is why it’s so Scary But the Mesa thing I don’t know how to communicate it, Roma because it’s it’s insane it it really is impossible potentially completely impossible that line wasn’t straight and it might even be theologically. Impossible that he’s not talking to me. I’m a Christian perspective from a Catholic perspective it’s potentially completely impossible, but it’s not him, you know when I consider it if there could be some theological backing for the movie portrait of Jenny in which case no this could actually be his ghost and it’s possible that it’s really not possible for him to be anything other than what he says my twin flame by and straight so that’s the problem. There’s things are true. That already will make me incredibly livid at that entire family Ingrid entire family livid, but then also they did. They brainwashed him, and he was not actually invested the way that they hoped that he would be like a child molester can sometimes think a child is that he was on passively going along with something that was possibly very scary to me at times possibly very offputting or very confusing very Depersonalizing and I think they did a great bit of damage to him psychologically and they absolutely destroyed his life but then it goes beyond is my love for him and becomes personal Sammy, because when you start screaming his mind to that degree is weirdly become scream with my mind and that’s Christian because Adam and eve and don’t come at me with your Baptist bullshit be pretty fucking certain you know what you’re talking about even as a Catholic because I’m quite certain Lem’s was not someone who you could mess with that deeply in his spirit without messing with me as well so it isn’t just I love him, and I’m loyal is that they fucked with my brain by fucking with his And then, even if he’s innocent completely to a really almost impressive degree in a sense they still fucked with my brain and then they had the Adassa D if there’s been carnation to send me back because it wasn’t good enough and then on top of that they want to ruin my life to have surgery, so I’m sorry you couldn’t get mad at the British shouldn’t get mad it is my family but singling me out singling out love me even is evil it is it seems possibly innocent but it’s not and I don’t even think they did it on behalf of the Irish. I wish they hat I wish they were that meaningful of people I doubt they were doing it on behalf of the Irish, but even if they did, there’s nothing moral about it past a certain point because we’re just not the people to get angry at. It’s like targeting children which is in a war which is part of what was so fucked up about Vietnam on both sides there’s certain just ways to fight and then there’s ways it’s just I’m sorry it’s not just I don’t care if you’re Irish go fuck yourself, listen you little bitch I’m Scottish Gaelic to you little ham!
I’m not as nice as the English you fricking cow from hell!
You don’t fool me once you’re a little scarecrow!
And you at the same time you little fucking prick the reason I’m so angry is because I actually feel sorry for you!
And then you have the dumb ass ready to shoot me in the fucking front good God I actually care about the IRA. Do you even know how to spell that?
And see that this is when I start getting mad at the whole Irish population, and I start thinking you’re all just smelly little cowards from hell and if there’s a reason why we cited with English. Oh, because they’re easier to get along with, and they don’t get so confused they don’t stab you in the back when you’re preparing a meal for them out of the kindness of your heart!” yells Lacey.
“ she will take every Irish person and make you a different race in the afterlife and make sure you’re OK with it. She may turn you all into Palestinians and Jews and I’m not. I’m not kidding if you deserve to know if the Irish are really that crappy of a race that they don’t deserve to exist. I will personally allow her to literally turn you all into Palestinians and Jews. Yes, I said both Palestinians and Jews.” says Jesus.
Later. “ i’m sorry, but Louis Hill Junior is never going to let her hate the Irish if they don’t deserve it partially because he understands why she’s angry.” says Red Fay.
“ why the fuck do you need to control our family so desperately!?” says Matt’s dad.
“ because we don’t have trillions in oil we have $100 million house in Los Angeles such as burn to the ground.” says George Clooney.
“ well, how does it feel to be on the other end of that kind of treatment?” says Matt’s dad.
Later.
“ do you know Ed Edward Nesheim II think our problem is that we don’t we we don’t understand OK and I understand that this is been living hell for Lacey. I understand that your son killed himself so it seems ludicrous for me to say anything and someways after that But I’m going to because I want you to understand where we’re coming from. Lacey, your a relative, whether it’s blood or not is unusually intelligent, which you may or may not know, and if we exist, she really did find us and I wouldn’t be surprised if your father found us somehow as well I don’t know if he right about us. I don’t know if he psychically into it at our existence or if you saw one of our meetings or talk to one of us I’m not sure what happened, but I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if your father knew about us or figure it out that we exist if we do. You’re an unusually intelligent family it’s genetic it’s also just who you people are and it’s actually quite fascinating but it’s not typical and so even though it’s been hellish for her over the last 10 years, we actually have through Lacey‘s dog and determination, to explain reality to us started to figure out that there really is the class system that we were not entirely cognizant of and we’ve realized that in the last like 24 hours in the last three or four days some of us that had a huge wake up call in that regard because we realize that your family would never. I repeat, never get into a situation like the one a lot of us are in right now.
You guys would never buy ever an $8 million house and then take it personal seriously in the same way that we do our houses to us are like identity in a lot of cases or lifestyles our identity and that’s what Lacey is yelled at us because and she’s right because it’s so transitory and we don’t know how to recover I mean it’s like it’s gone but we haven’t we have insurance but that’s the fucking sad truth is our property will never in our lifetime possibly forever be worth Even remotely what it was worth before because it’s a fire hazard to people people now the pictures are over social media. People can’t figure out how it started. People are freaked out like I cannot imagine home prices escalating the way that they have in our neighborhoods I cannot imagine. No it’s just true. I’m not speaking this out. I’m just observably talking about reality, I don’t think I mean we might recoup we had it for a lot of us. Our homes were in investment or it’s like we didn’t. I’m sorry it sounds stupid. It sounds retarded probably to you and Lacey but we didn’t get it. OK we didn’t get it we had like 100 million invested and in our house and maybe another house and a couple cars. It never occurred to seven bus that are measly $2 million investment strategy or are $1 million investment strategy on the side, could end up being basically our entire net worth without possibly bankrupting the insurance industry and then cutting our own throat. If we exist had to be honest no this is not JFK I mean this is Winston Churchill. She’s more like Winston Churchill yelling about you know the Nazis coming in not writing some ghost written book about a potential explanation for some part of the mind set up another culture that may or may not even be her insight that’s JFK and while they swapped or whatever you know, and then it is immigrant, you know whatever that was, oh no she’s different. It’s more like Winston Churchill. It’s more like someone who is just like this is my own original thought I don’t care if it’s offensive I have the interest of a whole nation or humanity in mind or all of western civilization so I’m just gonna not shut up about it that’s not typical, but that’s who she is and if there’s me and carnation, I find it comforting because to me that that’s just who those people are. That’s how Diana was two and away that’s just how that family is and that’s cool. I understand that I’m not scary because it’s like why do we not get this from Anne Ingman she’s not listen to her she’ll that’s interesting that they aren’t totally offended by the thought that you know someone could think that that would be their family even if there’s not reincarnation so that being said, she probably told us like four years ago, you guys just have homes that’s not how the social class system works. You guys are a lot closer to being poor than you think or something along those lines. It’s more about a mentality it’s more about you know of a system, that involves a heck of a lot more than just showing things like status symbols and even fame and status symbols and I would say that there are billionaires who are a little insecure around her right now because they’ve realized that she’s just right and if we don’t have yeah if we don’t have $40 million investments on the side and green energy or if we can’t make that work somehow we’re fucked we were completely fucked hurt hurt hurt discussion with Dave And earlier today when he’s just like yeah you’re right lazy like who’s gonna run the world Satan it’s true because like who who who are we? What are we think it’s absurd? It’s absurd. It’s completely absurd. Him and Putin is you know he might be go. He’s in on it. You know Putin is on is is part of the illuminati but, um there’s too much chaos you know I think we have a very stupid view of of humanity and a very dim view of war we don’t really understand war the global us if we exist do not actually understand war and human psychology the way Lacey does we don’t OK if there’s reincarnations, she’s probably a military genius since I was like him so I was Winston Churchill possibly that is not our strong suit mercy that is not our strong suit. People may think she’s eccentric or like Winston Churchill, that she doesn’t care about the poor I guarantee you she does. She’s just not interested in wasting peoples times with bullshit.
So I mean it’s harsh as it is and I can tell she does care and I can tell she’s actually worried that she’s actually hurting Maria Shriver in like a real way but then hurt her self because she takes these people seriously and I don’t think she can help it and then it’s just like what the hell am I supposed to do with these people, they’re terrible people they’re awful people and it’s just it’s sad to me because she’s right no I mean if if we’re not capable of making the insurance industry like OK with us so to speak if we end up screwing over the insurance industry I don’t know who’s gonna be in charge of the world I don’t know if she’s right it’s completely absurd. There’s no billionaire class that gets along that well there are no billionaires that are that close. It’s not possible, and there probably aren’t aliens that are that close either I mean it really is insane and so if someone planned this was dumb if they were globalist if they worked for Exxon mobile and they were so used to taking the heat from global warming that they thought you know what will help you out. Will help these people out who keep you know kicking our teeth. How about we start a fire in your backyard And and and you can burn down your only investment and find out that you’re actually sort of working class even though you’re 100 millionaire famous person or if you’re a billionaire you’ll lose or probably 50% of your liquid assets and you may or may not realize that may be alert maybe you’ll lose even 3/4 of your liquid assets because the rest of it is just a concept It’s a concept and that’s why you don’t play games with someone like her. And so basically don’t play Monopoly don’t play risk with Lacey Schiebel because I have a gut sense that unless if you have some mathematical strategy to beat her that works because it’s a game with rules that are steady and we understand them you’re screwed in. If you play mafia with Lacey, you’ll probably lose because that’s more reality to the game mafia. No one ever thinks that she’s the mafia And then if you keep guessing that she is you probably will be guessing wrong every time because her poker face is probably extraordinary. I mean she’s a very honest person but I have a feeling she has a brilliant poker face 11 can probably read it. I bet Winston Churchill can read it, but I bet very few other people versus random people probably can And that’s kind of sad in a way but basically just keep this in mind. OK we’re learning the hard way that yeah we are not what we thought we were. We are not as safe in the upper class as we thought we were in the illuminati and you know you get what you pay for so no having a long-term inherited hidden investment of trillions in oil, Edward Nesheim That you build up over 100 years and that involves inner marriage of like groups of people is old money that’s like 1700 silver smith, smart that’s old money that’s not us we’re new to this whole thing I think the Rockefellers were actually impressed with a Nesheims in that way FYI that was clever that was very clever. That was very clever of you guys to get oil rich land in North Dakota where no one would expect it. No one would bother you and they still probably won’t because it’s North Dakota And he wants to go to North Dakota right? Um and that’s the problem. If if people start going there it’s because it really we are in an actual global crisis of epic proportions and people know that and then what’s gonna happen next will probably road war something it’ll be a complete apocalypse because someone’s going to realize that everyone’s leaving California to live in North Dakota because there’s oil And then they’re going to think oh hold the fuck on why is everyone moving into Minot North Dakota? I mean we don’t have invisibility cloaks OK and if we do what does that even mean what would that even be if we had a cloaking device chances are we would probably be in some alternate universe, or we will be damaging our own Adam material or spirits or something The pointers what are we supposed to do move to North Dakota and scare people and then a bunch of like hillbillies in Texas decide to take over California and Texas slit our throats and then I don’t know start using the ocean to put out for spiders seriously I mean it’s theoretically the end of the world it’s like a popped apocalyptic nuclear war type situation that she has is Delian that is the genius of this woman on a military level. She has us by our throat Just by writing this blog and using our witchcraft against us if we exist, she literally has the entire illuminati by his throat, and every time we squirm he gets tighter.” says an actress.
JD Rockefeller laughs.
“ and I’m gonna take that in a good way because I think he actually might’ve been a somewhat loving person, but he also knows most likely that some people like myself if I exist are not necessarily 100% evil we’re just in the illuminati fire on personal protection it’s not just about controlling her and so some of us probably are getting the brunt and don’t deserve it and I know she feels guilty about that and doesn’t really like it and so I don’t I mean I feel bad for her. I’m sure that’s part of her anger tonight is that she cares about us and she’s mad that she’s here she’s not supposed to be here. She’s mad at the Kennedys for making her angry when she doesn’t want to be angry, she’s mad at them for putting us all in the situation and I don’t blame her. OK if there is ring carnation I get why she’s mad. It makes sense. It makes sense and Linn was right. When we when he said you’re ago that we need to figure out whether or not there’s reincarnation because if there is the family really is problematic and you know obviously then that’s also where she’s like OK but you guys are pedophiles I don’t know what to do. I’m sorry and I can’t. You know it’s like we want me to do were dealing with pedophilia, which is the bottom of the barrel Morley, or you guys have it is as a no a protected minority class it’s not it’s evil it’s Perryville it’s the worst sort of evil and it really is. I’m pretty sure that’s clear in the Bible so because of that and the fact that we’re torturing her and we can’t let her go apparently those of us who aren’t OK with it and who are at least receptive to being told that pedophilia is. Lol, he’s so bad and we don’t know what to do we really don’t and yeah so of service our praying serve us are trying different things because we don’t know what to do. It’s funny how people wanna blame the gays sort of the fires in Los Angeles you know that’s wrong it’s not your fault. It’s actually the pedophiles and the Kennedys but then when you consider how the gays have protected those this goes to groups of people and their delusions in a way you could blame the gays, I mean really in a way you could blame the gays for protecting JFK from being outed as a bisexual and instead being gullible enough to think that lamb was most definitely homosexual but it really isn’t that clear. It doesn’t really actually psychologically makes sense and that’s not her being you know contrived that’s probably just common sense psychologically and multiple don’t have the balls to say that to David, pets or a lot of other gay men who wholeheartedly believe the mythology, so I guess you can blame the gays for believing a bunch of bullshit and then insisting violently in their deluded minds that it makes sense. Yeah you can be pissed off at them for that because I know that’s part of the problem you could be mad at them for helping pedophilic people over the years, allowing them to ride on their coattails. You can get mad at them for those two reasons because of the sense. Yeah that’s where they are at fault that’s where the gays did cause the fires in Los Angeles protecting himself for protecting pedophiles and they have don’t lie you have you still do. I don’t want to hear your bullshit otherwise! You know if you’re not OK with that and you’re gay then stand up for that and if you can’t do that, then fuck you! And they are responsible for being dumb enough or evil enough to patronize the Kennedys with the whole JFK bullshit. If they know that Jack and have a mom, we’re having a sexual relationship, but they could never figure out whether or not Linn was gay and that’s what happened. Something happened you don’t know if Linn was gay And honestly given the evidence it does seem like he probably wasn’t at all, but that Jack was. I know I’m sorry Lacey’s not stupid. She’s not crazy she’s offensive she’s daring and she’s really out there but most of what she says it’s probably 100% right if not all of it.
Oh, so then, if you’re gay, I guess just feel sad. Apologize for protecting these people who were evil hearted. Or insane or both.
I am so no awesome of us who are global us are surprised, potentially to have lost most of our life savings within the last 48 hours and no I’m sorry if you don’t understand what’s going on then just shut up and listen for a change. is it going on social media and going on and on and on like you’re an expert.
We do have a lot of money. We are insured a lot of us, but send people lost a lot of their insurance actually for real and other people you don’t seem to get it. The land is now devalued, even if we were build who’s to say that another fire won’t start and there’s no way to handle a fire. There’s nothing you can do, like you literally have to like build some sort of bubble with like fireproof devices around the bubble there’s no way to fight a fire there’s no material there’s no material to fight a fire. There’s nothing you can do.
So basically you think that we’re billionaires and then there’s a billionaire class than the Burj but you know and then there is the elite just shut the fuck up what she says is what’s true there are the aristocratical eat they are not necessarily who you think they are or who you want them to be because it actually is sort of American and aspirational to think that they’re the billionaires Because then you can still be them. Casi can still become one of us. She’s not doomed, but that’s not reality. The reality is that it is kind of where you’re born and who you were born to. There is some social mobility. It’s not impossible, but it’s not nearly as easy as people in America have thought that it was.
It’s just not, unless if you intend on ending all of humanity because you don’t think that there should be any social mechanisms to and that somehow there’s this perfect government of like angel people from heaven who can run everything which is absurd I mean I’m sorry I’m being honest. Communism is absolute fucking bullshit There aspects of it that might work but communism is an archaic. Stupid idea not really is get over it we’ve tried it it didn’t fucking work grow up. There are some things that are close to that that might work but actual communism is just bullshit. People aren’t good enough to handle it. I’m sorry they’re not, but that being said our class system right now doesn’t work but this late stage capitalism is just nonsense. OK that’s just some dumb ass thinking that there’s some thing we’re progressing to that we’re not progressing to and I’m saying that from the inside that’s not a real thing there is no such thing as late stage capitalism before we evolve into communism or what you fucking prick. Idiots say I’m mad now too. I don’t usually say stuff like this, I’m actually kind of liberal and communist are used to be before I discover the illuminati and realized how evil people actually are and it’s not just about greed it’s not just like some thing you can fix you fucking trolls it’s not something that is new and it doesn’t work. Calvinism doesn’t fucking work get a fucking clue.
I’m not saying Calvinism, I’m saying communism.
Anyway, I’m sorry I I might be reading her blog or reading her reading her blog through a psychic. It’s just don’t keep being stupid OK we definitely do fix whatever we have we don’t really have pure capitalism but we have to fix whatever we have we have to address the issues that we have obviously, but one thing that we also need to do is wake up to the reality that the class system in America is a joke that England and India are closer to reality as harsh as they are we don’t have to like that we can fight against it but then we also have to realize that it’s kind of an uphill battle and we can’t just ignore the reality of what we have in America and I’m not sure how you would fix what we have. We are so broken this country. We are in so much shit and Putin knows that I mean for all we fucking know he started the fire or Chyna dead or India dead or Venezuela because they want to get rid of the US dollar I mean you guys have to stop with your conspiracy theories and start thinking like adults not just people watching a television show from your smart screen.
Um, we really are fucked OK you can’t keep thinking that this Mary happy-go-lucky shit with the Kennedys makes any fucking sense I met at the myself right now. The harsh reality is that reality isn’t as cheerful anymore as it used to be they fucked us over OK maybe America was that great maybe America was that cute and innocent and wonderful, but they were part of a group of people who ascended from the slums literally which is why she’s yelling that at them, they were gutter trash they really were and they still are horrible people from the Irish gutter that is who they are and then they took over the whole entire fucking western civilization through American wealth using people like her father, who intended well using people left and right like the Roosevelts I love Billings to try to get more power just for the sake of their own personal glory for petty stupid as fuck reasons they are time wasting money wasting little you know leeches at the end of the day. In my opinion I hate them potentially God bless them, but I absolutely hate those people right now I do. I think you guys are absolute scum of the Earth I can’t stand you.
You were in the Democratic Party this year you insisted that you take over the show and make the whole fucking thing about yourself with your shining moment I mean what the fuck what the fuck it is fuck fuck fuck Luigi is infinitely sexier than Caroline Kennedy’s son, but his family was on the periphery they are they were the criminals or you know the business people I don’t know And no one really knows who this people are right but then he rest his entire life being put in prison possibly ended up ending of dead who knows what while he’s in pain and he’s young just to make a stand that is not who you people are maybe Joe was like that to some degree maybe Jack was slightly too but honestly no you guys get shot because you offend people not because you’re heroes. You are selfish pricks!” she yells.
“ no it’s true. I mean Hollywood and the Kennedys go together right like a horse and carriage can’t have one without the other. Maria Shriver was the First Lady of California. Is that where you have your people walk in and like stand because you are the First Lady of California!?” she says.
“ no and Arnold can just go shoot himself in his fucking big fucking face!” says Dr. Billings.
“ remember that in your banking crisis two years ago after you ruined Lacey‘s house and they spent 60,000 hundred thousand dollars or so of their money fixing a toxic problem that was affecting their brains in their house and remember how there was the spill and then that was a warning and none of you took it seriously enough at the very least and then you fucked with her this summer remember all of that and then we don’t even know we don’t even know if her daughter was cloned or not we hope not, but we don’t really know!
She spent hours psychically, talking to little girls who may or may not be her daughter trying to convince them to jump off of bridges to shoot themselves because they’re living in horrific situation. She cancels them to worship Christ, and then she walks them through killing themselves as an adult because she knows if she tells them to do that she’s responsible and then she prays to Christ, they’re probably better off but the sad truth is she doesn’t know and then you have the audacity to think that you’re worth fucking shit to anyone but Christ himself!?” yells a woman in LA.
“ yeah no I mean I was in love with Pat Wilson OK and I did not know how bad things were going to get when I decided to let her go.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ you mean Lacey when you decided to let Lacey go?” says Tom Hanks.
“ yes Mr. Hanks indeed, I apologize on behalf of my family. My brother was not me him. The family mythology is that he was smarter than me and more charming according to Harvard University. But he really wasn’t me. He just wasn’t me there. There’s something to be said for a similarity because we were brothers but no we’re very different people and so you have respect for him and my family that really belongs to me.” says Joe. “ is she is with them and frankly, my family would be what it was without them and Lacey through by extension, but they really wouldn’t be what they are without me either.
My father, obviously is the one who started the family, but without me as his son, and he gave me credit and yet hasn’t at the same time without me, we would never have anything. I sort of was the idea I was the brains behind the whole thing one was two in some ways, believe it or not, but I wanted to clarify it actually was me people have said that historically and it’s true I actually was the person who everyone else in the family imitated all the siblings. I was the oldest and everyone thought I was just the most amazing guy. Someone pointed out yesterday people think Bobby had a heart and some degree he kind of dead and I did to slightly list and I may have repented if I if I exist I’m not in hell right now it’s because at some point in the last few months I started apologizing to Christ instead of fighting him in Purgatory so if you prayed for me and this is me thank you if you prayed for me to have Grace for purgatory if I’m in Purgatory, thank you for your prayers.
I chose Pat got it, and God and I are working with that situation if I did use her. oh, but I, but no, I am not a complete idiot. I may have been warding off certain in evitable things just by being with Lacey and it was something that was working until Pat died and then I just couldn’t handle it if she hadn’t died, I might have just let Lacey even think she was lame eventually I might’ve just thought it is what it is you know just let her be with lime I guess I’ll be with her anyway or something which would’ve been delusion on my part but I might’ve just thought somehow I was going to figure it out but then when Pat died, it’s not making sense because we really were in love and it was real and it meant something to both of us and I just couldn’t lie about it anymore and she wouldn’t tolerate me being with Lacey and not being less loyal to her than I was to Lacey so and actually Innoway it’s worked out for the good so there could’ve been some love for Lacey and Pat that I didn’t. I didn’t recognize but regardless, I mean Pat lives 104. Obviously someone was keeping her alive possibly Satan himself out of fear of what would happen when Pat died.
So if you believe this isn’t fiction, it is a little suspicious that Pat Wilson lived 204 because that’s a pretty old age I mean that’s rare and she wasn’t an angel but she lives 104?
Anyway, stop expecting my living family to measure up to what I believe I would’ve created. Had I not died my kids would be very stoic because every woman I would’ve married would’ve been like that for Thalía, Lacey, Edith Pat none of those women are weak women they’re all noteworthy and how tough they are think about it. My kids would have been better. …Sorry! …They’d be a lot smarter! Kinder! Stronger. …They might avoid politics but they’d never disappoint you. …They might seem stuffy…but they’d never die in accidents. Or rape teenagers. Or…be obsessed with Lem Billings. …Worst case scenario *He laughs* He’d be their secret birth father. But they’d never be like Bobby! I’m sorry. I really am. …They’d NEVER have done drugs with Lem! Ever! I KNOW THAT! …They would have avoided him…if they were Athalia’s. …He’d probably have died in 1973. Like he said.
…And to be honest…Global Warming would never have been an issue. I took myself too seriously for that. …But I died. And my father never got over it. For a sad reason, regardless.
But I died. And…you barely know me now. …I’m…the hit song. The rest are…the B Side. Of a questionable band. …It’s over.
My family isn’t going to save you.
Great Britain is old. And weak. Even in their amazing strength.
Russia is…wild.
China is…China.
You get the idea.
And…really…there is a Climate Crisis.
Britain will end the world. Like Clint Eastwood with a shotgun defending his property against two stupid thieves. Do…be careful with your doubt. Russia…
But…your eggs are bad. Your air is poisoned. Your home is gone. …Ice is melting…so will we all drown? …It’s scary.
God is watching. So am I. So are lots of people who care. We died. And worst case scenario you will too. And then I’ll just meet you. So don’t worry too much, in Christ. Just try to be strong. And pray to God.
…How do you fix it? …Don’t keep worshipping humans. Worship God. …He told us to take care of the Earth. Keep that in mind! If we don’t…He gets mad. …If Republicans did a better job protecting the Earth without crimping their style…or compromising their morals…we’d be FINE. Fine enough. And I guided Bobby to that party. On purpose. Because I am a Republican these days. I’m not…like Ted. …I love my family! …But I was conservative by their standards. …I like Trumps style. It isn’t mine. But I think it works right now. …They do need to do better though. The safety of the Earth should matter too…if we can manage it. We don’t have a choice.
So…you do your part, America. You mobilize. You fight. But don’t shoot the wrong person. Don’t…ruin it! We’re running low!” says Joe.
“Are you telling us that we’re short of funds?” asks JLo, laughing.
“Yes.” says Joe.
“So what do we do…if our house just burnt down!?” asks a Hollywood person.
“Do you have a place to sleep?” he says.
“My property. I have a tent.” they say.
“Is it safe?” he says.
“For now.” they say.
“Live moment by moment. Pray. Learn whatever you can. …Try to let go of it, if you can…but don’t let people take advantage of you. Whatever it is. …Take care of yourself…and take care of your family!” he says.
“What would you say Jack?” says a woman, smirking.
“He’s not able to talk right now. …But he’d say, ‘I hear your pain-‘“
Lacey cracks-up laughing.
“He’s not trying to be funny.” says the messenger.
Later.
“Let’s try again. ‘I hear your pain. You sound like a bitter chorus of angels. …The pain is recognizable. …I hear the pain of you all. I hear your wailing. Your moaning. …Your agony. …I will not surrender. Neither should you! …In your sweat…in your tears…HOLD ON. …Help will come soon! I will…see you smile. Yes, you will smile again! …You will…find comfort in your community…in your friends…in your heart. And someday when you are living in your own house…you’ll look back at this day and find strength. In your strength. And you will soar. As on Eagle’s Wings. The wings of HEAVEN.” says JFK. “Be renewed. Be uplifted. Your life…isn’t over. Tomorrow will come!’”
“Jack you sound like a con artist.” says a woman.
“He was. He’s not available for comment.” says someone.
“Where is he?” asks a bisexual man in LA.
“He doesn’t exist. …Hopefully temporarily.” says someone.
“Why?” says a woman in LA.
“He’s…unable to live. Right now.” says a dead man from California.
She cringes thinking of what Eric McCormick said recently.
“I tipped him off!” says Leslie.
“I’ve been protecting LA.” says Tom Banks. “I had the authority and I’m with Christ.”
“How close have we come to fire before?” asks Gavin Newsom.
“You’ve had it. But…I let go.” says Tom. “My little baby girl…has three rotten teeth in her expensive mouth right now. …And it’s actually barely her fault. She went through a lot of physical pain in her mouth. Twice! …Blisters. Intense pain. …And then her dentist jabs her. She’s left drooling as those assholes laugh at her. Stealing her money! …I’m SICK OF YOU PEOPLE!” says Tom.
“I get it.” says Caitlyn Jenner.
“Well shit.” says a man who lost his house. He’s got $2 million more. He’s in his 70’s. He’ll be fine. But he lost a lot. Including $7 million.
“I mean…who planned it!?” says George Clooney.
“Yup. It’s STOOPUD.” says David Rockefeller, drinking and being silly.
“WHO!?” yells George. “No. I already know!”
“Lacey…when you die…you’ll fade into sadness. And you’ll realize you’re still grieving Lem. Except now you’re terrified he’s gay. And has abandoned you. …Except he hasn’t. …And you’ll wake up…probably in bed…right next to him. And you’ll close your eyes…and be relieved. And worried.
That darkness isn’t forever. Not with Christ. And maybe you just wish you’d been there to love him.
What will happen when I die? If I’m not going to Hell? Probably my own happiness…
I’m not worried about death all that much either. I’m like you. Some days…I look toward to it. …Secretly. I do! …I’m old. Alone. And…I’m ready. …But…remember when you were young? And you had hope? …Do you really think that’s impossible for all of us? …I mean maybe it is! …There are a lot of miserable people! …But if you can mobilize all of this…and it’s like…you’re just…slightly trying…then TRY. …Because I think some people are able to be happy. I really do!!” he says.
“WHO!?” she says. “Do you know?”
He thinks. “Me! When I was young.”
“Bad answer!” says Lacey. “Who else?”
“SHIT. …Some…one?” he says.
“WHO!?!?” says Lacey.
“Man!” he says.
“I can’t think of a solitary person alive…who’s really okay anymore.” says Lacey. “Name one!”
“Can you make us okay?” he says.
She thinks. “Yes. But only if people listen to me. And I’m not sure they will.”
“Are we in rebellion against you?” he says.
Lacey blinks. “Well…let’s say I was…something other than human. Long ago. With Lem. …Maybe.”
“Who are you?” he says.
“Water.” says Lacey.
“Oh the punchline!” says a man trying to face it with a sense of humor.
“And I was cold.” says Lem. “IF.”
“Cold!?” he says. “You fall in love forever with cold.”
“Yes. I stabilize and purify and love her. Preserve and protect her.” says Lem.
“Only if!” he says, understanding their reticence.
They think.
“Did you stabilize Jack?” asks Mary S.
“Yes. …Not out of real love. That’s just my nature.” says Lem. “I’d have stabilized anyone.”
“So if you’re water…God used you to almost end the world before?” says Mary S., almost laughing.
“Yes. I Would have.” says God.
“So if she’s water…you can’t use her.” says Mary.
“I can.” says Satan. “You can. She might be able to too. …She’s good at it, regardless.”
“I can. So can heat. Fire. If there’s anything to it. They’re all on God’s side.” says Lem.
“ZEUS!!!!” says Mary.
“Yup. Check and see if I’m Zeus. Really. If there’s reincarnation it’s complicated. Not heretical. But complicated. And yet…it is regardless…but..I mean…the creation of our souls would be. How he invented us.” says a dead man.
“How tall are you?” says Mary.
“7 feet.” he says.
“And you’re a genius.” she says.
“I was.” he says.
“So you chose to worship Christ. If you’re a being?” says Putin.
“YES!!” says Lem. “You know this might be rubbish? Right?”
Putin smiles. “Yes!” he says.
“I’m nothing. If I’m the cold. Just…the cold. He’s…GOD. …We just weren’t human.” says Lem. “If. Maybe this isn’t theologically feasible. It’s Christianity that’s correct, regardless.”
“And Jack’s only ever been a poor Japanese man!?” says a reader.
“Yes. If God created reincarnation or if it happened because of the fall.” says Jesus.
“He thought he could separate water…FROM THE COLD!?!?” says a reader.
“If there’s reincarnation. Potentially.” says a dead German.
“Can I bring Jack back to slap him!?” says a living gay man.
“Not yet.” says someone.
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