“YOU UGLY!” by Lem

“You ugly!” says Mr. Cologne 76 laughing at Lacey.

She panics.

“What’s he talking about!??” she says freaking out and asking God.

God is silenced by the Kennedys.

“YOU ARE UGLY!!!!” shrieks Mr. Cologne 76 desperately trying to laugh at her.

“I’m not mistaken about my appearance? Right?” asks Lacey of God.

“YES! You’re extremely beautiful.” says God to Lacey.

She sweetly blinks. “I have no idea what they’re talking about-“

“YOU UGLY!!!” yells Mr. Cologne 76.

Suddenly Lacey gets bored by being so confused. “I’m sorry. I’m-“

“SHUT UP!!!” yells Mr. Cologne 76.

“Is he going to murder me?” asks Lacey of God.

“Yes.” says God. “He’s a house slave for the Neo Nazis, I guess.”

“Will you blow-up my family!?” asks Lacey.

A Black man cracks-up laughing.

“No!!!” he says, very offended.

They all walk away.

“What’s that all about?” asks Lacey.

“You UGLY!!!” he yells at her from a distance.

“Except I’m not.” says Lacey, baffled.

“He’s insulting you.” says Brian Duffield.

“WYes. I know. …But what’s the actual insult?” says Lacey.

“So…you’re ugly right!?” he says to Lacey.

“NO!” says Lacey.

“Umm…so…you’re not supposed to know that.” says Brian.

“Yeah. Se Okay. You’re extremely beautiful.” says Brian Duffield.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“That’s not what I’ve said.” says Lacey, with excruciating patience.

“Right. But they don’t cognitively understand that.” says Brian.

“What the hell…am I supposed to do about that!???” says Lacey, panicking.

“Yeah. So…they’re literally too stupid cognitively to understand you.” says Brian.

“Isn’t she saying she’s ugly!?” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“Nope.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

Ray Larson cracks up laughing. Lacey laughs with him.

“I don’t get it.” says Karen Larson.

“She’s a supergenius like me.” says Mark Zuckerberg. “And she accidentally psychically contacted the real Illuminati.”

“So….why doesn’t she think she’s beautiful?” says Karen.

“Oh! She does. …In terms of self awareness and self perception.” says Mark Zuckerberg. “It’s in regard to the other that she’s confused. As in, other people.”

“How is that possible!?” says the Illuminati, freaking out.

“Because she has no idea what we’re thinking.

So…there’s reality. There’s objective reality. Like…the actual numbers in your bank account. Or…your actual weight. Or…the actual size of an object. That’s her honest assessment of herself being objectively unusually beautiful. That’s not negotiable. And she’s brilliant enough and scientific enough and loving and God enough…and trustworthy enough to be unerringly accurate to an unfamiliar degree for most people alive. Because she factors in all living humans and all human beauty standards as one of her many criteria for her accurate analysis.

But that’s her analysis.

And she’s even examined it scientifically by today’s standards.

But…people today…have WEIRD…and sometimes perverse feelings about reality. So…she knows that to all of you…the amount of money you have in your bank account…sometimes doesn’t matter to you. And sometimes…you feel heavy when you’re not. And you go to great lengths to get rid of these imaginary pounds. …Often to the point of death for certain types of people.

So being as brilliant and considerate as she is…she allows for an enormous amount of wiggle room, we’ll call it, for your feelings on things.” says God.

“So then why can’t we say she’s ugly!?” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“Because that’s obviously objective nonsense.” says God. “And you’re essentially claiming to be able to make mountains appear with your farts, at best. On a scientific level.”

“IS THAT REALLY WHAT’S GOING ON!??” says a reader.

Silence.

“But that’s my interpretation.” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“No. You’re saying it in a way that doesn’t work.

Listen you’d have to say, ‘I know in reality you’re objectively beautiful. Like EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL. And my opinion has no bearing on that whatsoever. So…feel free to totally ignore me. But…I chose to feel that you’re ugly and to me…that’s become true.’” says God.

“What would happen if we all chose to believe that!?” says Marsie, laughing.

“WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE DO THAT!?!” screams another woman.

“You’d eventually all kill yourselves trying to maintain that delusion.” says God. “It’s just as deadly as anorexia.”

“I don’t understand why!!!” says Marsie, forcefully.

“Because it’s a delusion. …So you have to alter reality in a myriad of different ways every day. Big things. Little things. And they all add up.” says God.

“I don’t UNDERSTAND!!!” yells Marsie.

“No. You’re starting to. Or you already did.” says God.

She vomits demons.

“So…trying to think she’s ugly means you have to start thinking Diet Coke tastes like heavy cream. Literally. …But then you don’t realize that. So…you start drinking heavy cream in your coffee. Every day. Just to believe she’s ugly. And then you…start gaining weight and raising your cholesterol over time. And that’s just one minute example.” says God.

“Did my son end up dead because I seemed to side with Casi? And did?” says Marsie.

“I’m sorry. Yes.” says God.

“HOW!??” says Marsie.

“OK so her father is Tom Banks.” says Al Capone.

“Who shot your son. Be honest about it!” says God. “If your son was involved in drugs, or any sort of gang violence, and that person was related to any of that activity unfortunately that was how it happened.”

“Is he OK?” she says.

“You know Marsie, he’s probably is happier dead but it’s still sad that he died, OK!?” says her son.

“If you’re happier dead…I am the kind of parent who thinks that you should probably just be dead.” says Marsie.

“But I wasn’t supposed to have died. It wasn’t really the right time for me to have died!” he says.

“I told you Marsie that you shouldn’t side with Casi, I warned you!” says a dead woman from Marsie’s family.

“OK that’s sad. That is between Marsie and God. I don’t know why she’s not listening to her grandmother, or whoever that was that was able to warn her through the Holy Spirit. But what I want to know is why Mark Zuckerberg has no protections for this sort of thing. Did you all have no idea that we wouldn’t all get along or what!?” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“Because I was bullshitted into thinking that people would all get along because of the liberal woke nonsense that I was raised with that you also believe. There’s a reason Donald Trump put me with Elon musk and other dignitaries at his inauguration. It’s because I’m not as liberal as I was growing-up…because I’ve been daring enough like Lacey and other people to start questioning that narrative because it doesn’t really make sense. Not really.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“Because you realized now that we don’t get along, but you did know that before!?!” he says.

“Among many other things yes, I thought people antagonized each other, but I didn’t realize how heartless and desperate a lot of people are, especially today.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“Marsie why didn’t you listen to me!?!” yells her dead relative. 

“I’ll pray for her!” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“What happened!?” says his wife.

“So Tom Banks is a very loving man and believe it or not, and he actually was protecting a lot of people from gun violence. so when he was attacked, because his daughter was attacked, unfortunately Marsie to protect her and himself he had to lift his arm up essentially to spiritually shield his head. And in doing so he lifted his protection in a way that allowed for your son and a few other people in the perfume community to end up dead. Would that have affected you even if you hadn’t met her yes, your taste in perfume and taste in general are so similar that in a sort of spiritual algorithm your son would’ve ended-up dead anyway, because God would’ve already known that you would choose to defile your meager relationship with her by siding with Casi without conscience. Being in a relationship with people is a self preservation technique in the fallen world as long as you’re respectful to them in a Godly loving way.

Marsie why just for the sake of people’s understanding did you decide to ignore the Holy Spirit when it spoke to your conscience and told you to keep your mouth shut and stay out of it?” says God.

She laughs. “I’m a dirty, dirty, dirty woman.” she admits. “I found Casi attractive. And I like the idea of humiliating her.”

“Those are two evil reasons considering you’re supposed to be in a relationship with someone that’s monogamous and committed.” says God.

“No, we can’t be totally full of shit!” says a hater.

“Are we extraordinary evil?” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“Yes, the perfume community is one of the most evil hobby communities that I’ve ever seen in all of human existence.” says God.

They try to suffocate Lacey.

“What do you want from her?” asks God.

“To torture her with her goodness.” they collectively admit. “She’s so innocent and decent and we love that but we’re a little psychopathic and instead of respecting the fact that she was completely innocent, we made a mistake of acting like junkies.”

“So we started wondering where all of her money was coming from to support her habbit because we’re deranged perverts in a sense and so we thought of ourselves like addicts. I add in reality we underestimated how wealthy she was in a very real way. We knew she was probably extremely beautiful because that’s obvious, it’s glaringly obvious. And she doesn’t photograph well, and I can kind of tell that. But for some reason, we actually did totally mess up our understanding of where her wealth came from and it wasn’t just like one person who got confused. We all did and Casi tried to cover for that, but it didn’t work and then we just got really angry and lashed out at her instead of being honest about it. And Nancy joined us and I’m not sure why.” they admit.

“OK that’s because her parents are extraordinarily unusual people.” says God.

“How so!?” says the perfume community.

“They were raised in wealth. But that was not the story that they chose to believe. Their siblings have varying accounts, but that was generally what they all chose to believe for extremely complicated reasons. All of their siblings did vastly better than they did in their careers and in their retirement savings. They all had houses. And they were the only perverts who were dumb enough to take it seriously in the entire family. They’re freaks. she’s not one, but she’s not their biological daughter. Their biological daughter is dead. And someday I will prove that to all of you. I can’t easily do that right now, and I don’t generally alter the terrain of the Earth either. 

I created volcanoes but that’s not what I’m talking about.

So they were raising Tom Banks’s daughter, but Jim chose not to believe that anymore, and to let himself live an alternate reality that’s completely psychotic and Becca is incredibly complex psychologically. Lacey is that daughter. She is Tom Banks’s daughter.

But she wasn’t raised by him because he was trying to provide her a more normal life. He gave up being her father and that’s a part of his Purgatory.

If there are Catholics reading this, you may guess as well as I know that on Grandparent’s Day he was weeping at his granddaughter’s school.

So he was he was trying to be a good father, and he made a big mistake.

He was never trying to reject her in anyway. He just simply didn’t think that he was good enough to be her dad. Or to be the father of any of his children. And he doesn’t have that many but he has a few and at least one or two it might just be Lacey and one other little boy, but the thing is he he actually is an excellent father. He’s a very good father, but he just didn’t think he could be, and he was wrong.

Sometimes people think they be terrible parents and they’re right and then sometimes people think they’d be good parents and they’re wrong and sometimes people think they would be excellent dog catchers and you know I could go on and on but what I’m trying to say is that sometimes people are right and sometimes people are wrong.

The point is if there was no reason to really think she was poor, you chose to see it that way. And if Tom had raised her, she would’ve realized that people need a little bit of a hint to understand who they’re talking to, but he didn’t raise her.

So she doesn’t know that social skills anymore.

She had it when she was a small child, but she doesn’t have it anymore, and if there’s reincarnation, she was throwing back to being Scotia roaming the Earth without her father, and without them, trying to establish the nation of Scotland.

And if there’s reincarnation the beautiful truth is that she found them again right where she found them the first time and she loves them and she loves Great Britain. In general she does though she loves all of Great Britain. She extraordinary degree regardless of reincarnation. So she spent a month in Great Britain didn’t want to go home and I honestly should’ve probably been killed on her way home, but I wasn’t able to do that because Satan prevented it.

Listen, I can do whatever I want but I try not to violate certain guidelines, and I don’t make mistakes, but sometimes very bad things happen. And then I have to fix it.

There also might not be reincarnation, but if there is, she really should’ve just died in Great Britain.

That’s not her fault. It really is Satan’s fault.

He fools people into thinking things at times they’re not even evil things to think because he’s incredibly evil.

There’s a reason you’re supposed to trust me and do what I tell you to do.

It’s a lot easier to explain oh the pilot, who was given a supernatural understanding of his playing that day, because of a demon that gave him supernatural insight into the wind and how it was affecting the plate and so he climbed altitude, even though his natural instinct was to stay where he was, and not climb because he thought that it was temporary on the way home from England right over Philadelphia. I almost broke up the entire plate I literally almost broke the plane into she was afraid of the plane was gonna literally snapped you because she saw a part of the plane start to bend and she thought that tends to much more this plane is cracking in two. And actually it almost could have what would’ve happened is that the plane would have been throwing down instead of cracking into, but it would’ve hit it. It wasn’t as if it wasn’t bending so to the plane would’ve flown down all the sudden and a pilot would’ve been shocked. I had him in a particular sort of mood. He would’ve been shocked We’re flying back from it was like Heathrow to Philadelphia and the plane was supposed to have fallen very quickly to stunned the pilot and then he would’ve performed a maneuver that would’ve actually stalled the engine or you would’ve recovered or tried to recover, but it would’ve put them in the wrong air space And then this is where it’s gonna be hard for you to believe this, but they would’ve crashed into another plane right over the Philadelphia airport. So she was supposed to have been in a plane crash literally over Philadelphia in 2012 before Pat Wilson died before she can see if children after she was buried at with Mark before anything too terrible really happened she was supposed to been in a plane crash, but Satan intervened gave the pilot some supernatural information, and it was a very scary bumpy ride, that she still remembers Because it was really weird but it didn’t work like I hate I stick to certain guidelines it’s what I know to do because I’m God and I know best.

That would’ve been a very nice event for her to have died. She had a perfect ring for the most part. Good enough no it was a perfect moment for her to die.

 that’s not her fault. It’s Satan’s fault. And she didn’t do anything wrong. 

Oh, so I get to kill her the way I want to kill her and her family if she’s supposed to die, I’m sick of people intervening in my will because they think they know better than I do.

I told Donald Trump not to hire Bobby but he didn’t listen.

So basically, it’s like this she is Tom Banks, his daughter, biologically, and Jim and Becca sweetheart raised her in a very dysfunctional way. She’s normal. She’s completely fine, but there are certain little things here and there that if you’re looking for an angle you can find.

What did you people need her to do to indicate to you that she was really rich?” says God.

“ probably not use scented candles from the 1990s.” says Inna.

“ do you know why she does that?” says God.

“ it’s because they’re detoxed. Most of the scent is gone but there’s just a little tiny bit left and they’re pretty colors and I don’t think that they necessarily all have lead in the wick and they’re just kind of fun and cozy.” says Lacey.

“ they’re also really cheap though Lacey.” says Marsie.

“ but where do you find them? I mean where do you just find these candles laying around?” says Lacey.

“ she’s right they’re not that cheap. They’re possibly under priced at this point.” says Dmitry.

“ the perception of them is that there’s like tons of them laying around and they’re basically worthless. But that’s not actually true. There’s not that many of them left.” says God.

“ OK but we don’t know that.” says Monika.

“ do you know if you guys were nice to her you could’ve used her to make money you could’ve used her especially within the last five years she could’ve thought. I think she creates trends without meaning to. There’s something creepy about it. And then you would’ve thought. What if we get her to buy some thing that is cheap like those candles, and then we drive up the price by making following her drive up the demand? You guys could’ve made hundreds of dollars if not thousands of dollars off of stupid stuff just by making people want what she has in a sentence and then hoarding it and selling it on eBay I mean you have had to be honest about it and sell it for a reasonable amount but you could’ve gotten people to buy stuff by using her. I’m not saying that I am not saying I’m telling you to do that I’m not saying I can do that behavior I’m telling you the reality of the situation and how frustrating it is to watch.” says God.

“ why didn’t you just buy an expensive pearl necklace at first?” says Casi.

“ because she was trying to fit in.” says God.

“ OK OK all right so her parents did what?” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“ OK so part of the problem is that Lacey is an incredibly independent person and if there’s reincarnation, she’s wild sincerely and it’s not really rebellion but it’s what people would call rebellion but it’s not rebellion. She’s not a rebellious person and it’s not revolution either. So it’s very hard for her to go along with anyone standards that she thinks are moral at this point and that’s not pretentious that’s just reality.” says God. “ we’ve tried to explain who she is you don’t want to hear it, so what did you guys need to see for you to understand who she is?”

“ why don’t her cousin struggle with this?” says Dmitry.

“ because we’re not in the same family as her genetically!” yells Bethany Nesheim. “ so Bethany Nesheim ran for Miss North Dakota, and one I want Miss North Dakota are you deaf!?” she screams.

“ Lacey is better looking than any other woman in our family. My brother apparently had a crush on her.

That being said, I won this North Dakota fair, and square we did buy that victory I won it. And my cousin Joni has a lucrative modeling career and she’s not into porn. She’s just a model. But Lacey is a wildly different person than us.

She’s British she’s possibly German and Old Money Dutch. And that somewhat similar sauce, because were Norwegian and Swedish but it’s different enough so that she doesn’t really compete with us she doesn’t care. We are we’re so horses I guess and our family were showhorses. I was Miss North Dakota Joni is a model she was on a television show in Norway and Matthews wife. Kate has her doctorate and was a professor for a while. Um, people are professors in our family. People are very public about certain things There’s been a number of people who’ve done stuff. I’m very public sort of Joey Waze, but that are so delete the require sort of breeding in money and training. Casi could never witnessed North Dakota you guys I’m sorry Marcy couldn’t either, but those women keep preaching to her about how to act it makes me wanna throw up. I’ve watched this from the afterlife. I literally vomited in my mouth because it’s so psychologically jarring. I’m not exaggerating and they really didn’t even mean to say it that way, but you guys are not experiencing the full gravity of what you’re doing because Satan has you confused.

So don’t preach to her about how to wear her hair like she’s a fucking idiot from the gutter that is not at all reality, and you’re insane to even think that in reality. so basically, I’m a big deal. Joe needs a big deal the very public way she has a public net worth. I was miss North Dakota. I gave up the crowd because I didn’t want to mess around with it anymore and I used an excuse about my about my home address and I just gave it up. I just didn’t want to mess around with it.

There’s some people who think that they were trying to scam my money out of my family out of money and I’m not so sure about that but I thought I’d just said never mind I’m not even that interested now anyway so I won and then I just didn’t care because I just was raised to sort of stop at a certain point I’m not bourgeois I’m not upper middle class and that’s not really what my family does. We’re little more uppity guess you could say and wholesome and so I just snubbed entire thing in a respectful loving way.

And there was some scandal, but I didn’t care cause I was just ready to be done with it.

The young woman who one was a friend of mine, and I think she was very happy so that’s good.

But Lacey, Lacey doesn’t have any interest in that sort of thing I think she thinks it’s gross I mean I think she literally thinks it’s absolutely disgusting and that our family doesn’t provide her any other option because we’re like that so it’s like my my way or the highway is people say so her options were to do what we were supposed to do or did just jump off a cliff.” says Bethany. “ I mean safely probably with a parachute it’s not like we didn’t necessarily care at all. We’re very responsible people, but we weren’t exactly going to guide her towards any other option.”

“ so she’s a sex worker!??” yells Mr. Cologne 76.

Putin and Lacey laugh.

“No I’m not. how did you take that from what was just said!?” says Lacey.

“ because I’m desperate to be better than you. I lived to be better than you! Every fucking day I woke up obsessed with being better than you and I’m not the only person in the community who was thinking that way for years! I still do.” he says.

“ why is that my problem?!” says Lacey.

“ OK what did you guys need to see you to understand that she was like way at the top and you guys were at like dirt under her shoes what did you need to see?” says a communist reader.

“ is this that serious!?” he says sincerely.

“Ahh…yes, are you insane!?” says Brian Duffield.

“ oh, I have to explain something. Lacey is not like Mary Richardson.” says JFK. “ Mary Richardson did not live in reality.

Mary Richardson think every day, the Bobby in love with her all day. Oh my gosh!

She think Bobby Bobby marry me and be super faithful. Oh wow! He got Mary me and we’re gonna be happy. Oh my God! Have kids! OK! And then she married him and he cheated on her and she say oh my God no, that cannot be true!

He kept cheating on her and she goes oh my gosh this is impossible no! She think I don’t know. No he’s not cheating on me. I hallucinating it’s OK I fine and she kept trying to tell her self. He’s sick. He has sex addiction. We work on it. It’s OK he’s just ill. He’s just sick. It’s no problem poor man I help him it’s like he got a fever in his brain. It’s no problem he can’t be OK. I’m gonna help him!

And then he have serious problem. Oh no, he cheat on her again and eventually she thinks holy shit that’s not a sickness he don’t love me no more! But she say no if you still love me it’s OK who stole my husband my husband and she went around saying who is my husband call my husband he is he’s my husband I told you it’s OK he’s so sick! He only think he married shell hallucinating. He got a fever in his way he’s not really in love. He’s just sick! He’s my husband it’s okay! But then he loved her and she thought oh my God maybe he did not love with me for real. and she torment she alcoholic she oh so sad see you driving drunk. Oh,

So you see this big big problem because you’re not living in reality with then turns out she devastated when she realize Bobby don’t love her for real! Because marriage really is important-“ says JFK.

“ and I can’t make any more of his residual energy talk, so basically she lost her mind when she realize according to Jack that Bobby didn’t love her and was going to marry somebody else, and that’s why she killed herself because she finally realize that he was genuinely leaving her.” says a demon. “ Lacey is not stupid. Mary could maintain that delusion as long as Bobby didn’t leave her and Mary somebody else. But that’s completely different than what happened with Jack and Lem. He did marry somebody else. It was a real marriage. They actually were in love. It was a real ceremony. People took it seriously people didn’t think that it wasn’t real and even if they had it still might’ve been painful beyond belief. But given the circumstances in the way that it was, it’s almost impossible if not completely impossible that Lem was anything other than a heterosexual. 

and when I say that I’m telling you he was heterosexual. He so basically we’re wasting time now, because all of this is already been said, but with Jack was going to say oh he’s back now-“

“ so basically Lacey not like Nelly because Maria was really dumb and she don’t live in reality. Mary was not not not like Lacey.

So Maria Richeson thought the Barbie was sick.

I am and the problem is… Lucy live in reality so you not know that but Bobby think she Mary Richardson oh and so did Joe you are think she Marie Richardson and she’s not if anything you are if anything Bobby is she’s not like other women in the Kennedy family or even connected to us, she loved Billings. His wife turns out he was straight apparently and so she his wife.” says JFK.

“ so what did you guys need understand that socioeconomically she was vastly superior to all of you!?” says Tom Banks.

“ I don’t think there’s any way for it to work unless if she did gone home and visited your house and showing pictures of your house or if she just didn’t give a shit and let us all make fools of ourselves.” says a Black woman in the perfume community.

“ that is possibly true but that wasn’t an option because I’m dead so there was no way for her to come home and show my library in a room separate from all the other rooms an actual library. I think she’s tried with the pictures that she has, but it doesn’t work, because I chose to let her be raised by other people. I did not give her up. I gave her up, but it’s more like I just tried to be brave and tough. And the only way you can prove that those things I just said are true or if you explain the nature of time in space, contrary to what I implied, that reincarnation doesn’t exist and that she’s not my biological daughter for fact, otherwise everything I just said is absolute fact and you have to deal with what I’m saying.” says Tom Banks. “ I am not sexually attracted to my daughter. I do not sexually touch her, and I obviously present any sort of implication. Otherwise, if I am not good enough as a father, why don’t you check the father that died in great Britain that Camilla doesn’t like the fact that Lacey has a higher status than her before marriage then you’ll have to deal with Camilla and not Lacey.”

“ please stop reading every thought that she has using obsessive demons and then thinking that you’re clever and better than her it’s pathetic!” says God. “ I did not make you people to be such a dogs!”

“ that was how we found her!” says Chris Hayes.

“ yes it is but that doesn’t mean that you have to keep it that way and it’s actually very dysfunctional!” says her Scottish father.

“ I keep touching her boobs so you don’t think she has a daddy I’m wiping her and then you read her having her boob touch by supernatural being and you think that it’s her dad and you get food but it’s really just me.” says JFK.

“ OK what I needed what I needed-

Was probably just to see Tom’s house obviously is her house growing up I needed to see her bedroom. I needed to see her stuffed animals. I need to see proof of her birth certificate. I need to see DNA samples. I need to have it explain to me so I 100% you And then I need to make sure that she wasn’t an alien and have it all 100% guarantee by science has a perfect degree and then I need to have it all explain to me 100%.” says the perfume community sincerely.

“ are you serious?” says Satan.

“ yes because I am the voice of God I am the Holy Spirit. I am the holy Trinity, and I am here to reconcile.” says the perfume community sincerely.

“ what you’re asking for is impossible to give you.” says God.

“ too bad for you buddy too bad for you buster I am God and I am in control and I’m going to keep you accountable!” says the perfume community.

“ I am GOD!” says God.

“ no, I am I am God.” says the perfume community.

“ do you guys have any idea how weird that is or no?” says a reader.

“ i’m sorry I take that as a thank you for doing my holy work!” says the perfume community.

“ do you respond to Allah?” says God.

“ yes, we respect the authority of Allah. We do not respect the authority of you.” says the perfume community.

“ do you respect the supposed authority of any any religion, other than Islam?” says God.

“ no Buddhism is bullshit. Hinduism is stupid as fuck. Christianity is a bunch of trashy stupid bullshit used by suckers like Lacey to seem rich really there just got her shit and wanna be wanna be Trailor trash. I turned on Islam is the only major world religion that we were have any respect for him. It is it is God it is home. Everything else is just nonsense.” says the perfume community.

“ how did the entire Perfume community become a Muslim nation online?” says the CIA.

“ because there are a lot of Muslims in our community who have a spine kind of like Lacey but we have been brainwashed. According to Mark Zuckerberg. It’s not attacking them and so they took over the community in all reality and they’re the only sane people in it potentially, and the rest of us just think we’re a bunch of Muslims in our subconscious potentially.” says the perfume community.

“ do you worship all Mr. cologne 76 or not?” says God.

“ I sure as fuck do all that is my bad ass buddy we eat nachos and fries together dude!” he says in his subconscious.

“ somehow I don’t think that’s really sincere though?” says the CIA.

“ no I worship Allah my wife where is dude I were rude I’m black she’s black and they’re a lot of rich Muslim Black people.” he says.

“ are you one of those people though or are you just trying to fit in with them?” says the CIA.

“ i’m one of them eat nachos with Ola. He’s my he’s my nacho buddy we sit in front of the television and we eat them not shows up!” he says.

“ how did Allah become your nacho buddy?” says God.

“ because that’s how I relate to them like they’re a bunch of dirty Mexicans except they’re black and I have to accept that so then I just think shit I like nachos that must mean that all is just my main nachos buddy.” he says.

“ I don’t think that’s how the religion works. I’m sorry.” says a woman.

“ OK so then what is she supposed to do because she can never prove to you that she’s who she actually is and ilumiNATTI gave you spiritual authority over her that is really only supposed to belong to her parents or her lover and possibly her children and possibly just God.” says Tom.

“ how did they do that?” he says.

“ they took an effigy of her and they cut it into pieces and then did incredible witchcraft. It’s like voodoo they did incredibly high-level complicated voodoo. They killed somebody. They molested several children and they really took the whole thing. Very seriously because Chris Hayes insisted on it with Diego and they took that very seriously because they took Diego way too seriously as a leader in their community. It was sort of like a cult yet he had a cult following for a while, and there were other leaders, but he was the most charismatic in certain circles because he was so friendly, especially on chris’s show, so they’re there was nothing that she could do. They just decided to randomly and statistically and brutally attack her for almost no reason but yes, they did burn an effigy of her. They did cut the effigy into pieces. First children were molested. It was very intense. no this is not bullshit. This was this actually happened in 2016 Krystal basic video of it of course they did why would they do that and she was told about it to threaten her and scare her actually they told her that they killed Chris and sent him to hell and that he’s been taken over by a body double just to scare her at the end that they sent her to hell to justice scare her because they were incredibly sadistic with her for no reason other than demon possession and incredible Eco testicle hatred. They’re all peasants compared to her for the most part or end were other than a few people and unfortunately, they didn’t realize that about themselves that they were trash, sincerely. The bush family is complete white trash compared to Lacey him compared to her family. They’re actually still beneath them but they are considered upper class more than her family is and Jenna Bush is an absolute ugly narcissist compared to Lacey but she’s allowed to be bubbly and cheerful in the way Lacey actually is in reality as an actually person and it’s possible that Jana can be like that too but no one thinks Jana is an idiot. No one gets mad at Jenna that she wants to be seen as beautiful when really she’s ugly compared to Lacey and I’m god say this GROW-UP!!

This isn’t a trick shut up you’re ugly as SHIT compared to Lacey and a lot of other women. Grow up you little bitch!! stop holding I’m very sorry for yourself you little slut!! You’re a venereal disease walking around! You spread your legs for everybody and there’s something wrong with your head isn’t there.

I don’t hate you, but you’re not really in a good place with me right now in this conversation and you should probably take that a little more seriously! You’re not in the right! The people take you seriously because this country is shit! You are a peasant, ugly bitch slut compared to Lacey. Stop crying about it. You chose that for yourself! grow up! 

You don’t get to pout about the decisions that you make for yourself! Who the fuck gave you the idea that’s even a thing!?” yells God. “ yes, you are a beautiful young woman you’re still fairly young. Actually you’re not that young anymore are you but you are a beautiful woman you see you ask for something you can’t have and then I have to fight you. Because you turn into a vile thief, Jenna, there you are going for it again. You need to stop reading her brain like it’s my word I’m talking through her. I’m not her.

She agrees with me you are a beautiful woman, but compared to her you’re not you’re ugly. She’s just that beautiful. And you are a bit of a slut. I’m sorry you are Jenna you’re a slut. I am god I’m obviously not going to be happy about that. I don’t know why you’d expect me to be.

Yes, I’m glad that you’re free but I’m not happy that you’re a slut.

I know compared to Lacey you are white trash believe it or not per family is that elite him? Her birth family isn’t is that elite the family that raised her is not quite that elite but there’s still more elite than your family. I am objective of God and I am sorry, but if you want me to take your country seriously that’s my decision that’s my final ruling on who people are.

Yes, your old money yes you’re beautiful but when you start trying to steal her identity from her in a vile way, I had to yell at you and tell you to stop.” says God. “ and frankly, she’s doing her best as possible that I would use different words and reach out to your heart a bit more but she’s struggling to talk. She’s struggling to breathe. She’s been statistically attacked, and this is the best that she can do to communicate what it is that I’m moving her to say with the Holy Spirit.”

“ I give up on editing things because of stuff like this I don’t hate you I don’t know why you always attack me.” says Lacey to Jenna.

“ why is she still attacking Lacey? Does she need to be tranquilized or what!?” says God.

“ I think she’s embarrassed that she’s a part of the illuminati.” says her mother.

“ yeah well, and I hope that you’ve been careful at the very least.” says Lacey.

“ yes, they happen for the most part.” says Jenna.

“ Good I’m glad to hear that.” says Lacey.

“ so what exactly do you expect her to do?” says a dead Rosslyn.

“ I think you’re just gonna have to like I was a Perfume community ever making sense Lacey.” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“ what is this black river that you’re asking about?” says Lacey.

“ it’s possible that there’s a black river spiritually that we see at illuminati meetings like more than one of us has seen it it’s it’s like it’s a black stream that goes through and we’ve always surmise that it’s just pure evil and so we don’t know what to do with it at times and sometimes we’ve sacrificed things to try to appease it or to try to garner information from it.” says Laura Bush.

“ I am I just want to clarify if your claim to fame is through Queen Elizabeth and me be careful because the Roslyn’s and Lacey’s family are actually higher than that. That was how this whole conversation became so nasty.” says George Washington.

“ what is that black stream that black stream is that black stream is not. I don’t think I’m going to look at it.” says Lacey. “ I think it might just be dirt like a literal dirt and then I wonder if it’s me and my daughter who’s alive right now in our spirit yeah, and the spirits of other dead people if there’s reincarnations who are elite, to be honest with you, stepping into that, put me back into the reality that I experienced before you people took me hostage.”

“ so that’s literally just your spirit and the spirit of your daughter and who else?” says Chris Hayes.

“ it’s also my spirit it’s the spirit of my father. It’s the spirit of Abraham. It’s the spirit of Elijah actually Jacob Wetterling is not in there. Neither is Shannon no Shannon watts is slightly in there as well. How do you guys get this thing in your meeting?” says Michael

“ And it’s usually after we’ve conducted some business of some sort.” says a woman.

“ I think as much as it’s a fascinating thing that you’re doing at times you do over complicate things I think those are just people who you’ve conjured edit manifest as a sort of black stream possibly because their remains have turned into dirt.” says Michael.

“ so if they cloned her daughter, her daughter is probably dead.” says Bethany. She rolls her eyes in frustration.

“ possibly, and her spirit, regardless with her mothers is being held hostage by people who think they’re being clever.” says the CIA

“ guys I can’t make myself her. I’m sorry Jana is inferior is there a reason why we’re talking right now?” says the demon controlling JFK’s energy.

“ I think America’s making an argument for its its own existence, and I’m failing to find one.” says a communist.