JC Penny’s

“My engagement ring was $250 from JC Penny’s. I just got her a cute pair of earrings that she needed to be herself and have her sense of style and the necklace that she wanted for months for $100.” says Ruth.

“ do you understand why they’re upset?” says Ilan.

“ I think it’s because they think it’s tacky.” says Ruth.

“ is it Ruth?” says an elite man.

“ no it’s JC pennies. If it was Sears it might be. or Kohl’s. But JC Pennys always tries to maintain a certain level of quality.

I have found so many bargains there. I always find some thing there. I love that store.” says Ruth.

“ do they look pretty much the same?” says an actress.

“ they do the one at Helzberg is a little nicer maybe??? But she’s right you’re not understanding this isn’t a quality piece of jewelry she’s investing in she’s wearing it for fun and frankly because you’re the illuminati.

And those are real gemstones. There’s a science behind what you do it’s not just about your faith or your perception of things there’s actual physical reality.

So I am the lab created sapphire is still a sapphire. And God may be allowing her to use that as protection the way that he would’ve with the Levites. The sapphire seems to be very protective of her. And I think she just needed a sapphire. But it’s not like an investment piece like her $5000 ring or her thousand dollar ring or possibly other sapphires that she may be purchasing in the future. This was just like a snack when you’re hungry spiritually if that’s whack if that’s what God is, allowing.” says Ruth.

“ OK so we’re confused because she was looking at a Mexican opal for $800 and she has 350 right now.” says a woman.

“ actually she doesn’t she has about 150. Because she went shopping at Sephora. And she’s not a person who overspends. If she was desperate enough, she could’ve purchased that probably but she’s not that desperate. You guys she has an emerald pendant at home. She has a ruby pendant at home. She has a pink sapphire pendant at home. She has a diamond necklace at home. She has a pendant a 24 karat yellow gold heart pendant with a little diamond in it. It’s excessive already! She has an excessive amount of jewelry! And instead of being gross and buying something more excessive, she chose to get what she needed to get for psychological and spiritual reasons that you have no respect for her because you think you fucking know everything and you don’t… and save $100. Actually, she saved over 100. She saved over $100 but you don’t seem to care about saving money because you think that the more you spend the richer you are because that’s how stupid you people are. I’m sorry to have to say that but boy it’s dumb. I mean come on she could’ve saved up and purchased that $800 pendant in about a month or two. And then no debt and then she would’ve owned that pendant. You guys don’t understand what it’s like to live off of $180,000. That is rich and upper class but it’s not an expendable amount of income. And it’s actually not really even a concept that exists you people live in a delusional world, where there are no limits and that’s never anyone’s reality ever. Her class does not change just because she could buy $1000 necklace. Instantly she had to save for two months.” says Ruth.

“ hey we do have trillions in oil and do perfectly honest with you. I don’t understand the way you people think you’re relying on my family to be taken seriously in the world and then you expect us to forget that as you try to swindle us psychologically, and a target parking lot. You had her sitting there for over an hour baking. Well, you had dozens of people driving around, staring at her, threatening her. Well, Bobby suffocates her using demons. I know you’re bitching her out for not wanting to buy a stupid fucking ugly piece of shit!” yells Jim Craft.

“ listen the Mexican opal was ugly and I’m not gonna pay $500 for a fucking ugly pendant!” says Lacey.

“ you actually didn’t like it?!?” says a gay man.

“ yeah and I was straight!” says Lem.

“ she said she didn’t like it repeatedly her having to wait for a few months to buy. Some thing isn’t actually a class is you because they make well over 150,000 and they’re part of the family that’s worth trillions really in reality. So because of who they are and because of the fact that her husband makes over 150,000 a year the fact that she hast to wait for two months to buy $1000 pendant that she doesn’t need doesn’t make her poor. You guys have her in the like depths of poverty in your head it’s incredibly perverse!” says God.

“ that is that is close to a God was trying to say and you people are so in capable of respecting when he speaks to you that he’s choosing to say that and then he’ll have to edit it later.” says Mary.

Bobby tries to suffocate Lacey.

“ you guys $1000 for a piece of jewelry that barely anyone’s going to see that she’s just wearing for fun is kind of a strange thing to get stuck on.” says a gay actor.

“ but it’s like why doesn’t she buy $1 billion piece of jewelry!?” says a New Money American woman.

“ because that’s dumb as fuck!” yells America.

“ it’s gross! that’s a gross amount of money for something like that!” says Lacey.

“ how much is gross for a handbag Lacey?” asks Charles Gross.

“ I would say anything over 10,000 30,000 you’re pushing it the 10,000 is a good rule of thumb.” says Lacey.

Kim Kardashian nods.

“ you know I think we have a hard time with the fact that Ruth loves JC pennies and Lacey is thrilled to have saved $150 and it’s just in all of her Audi considering that you guys are worth trillions.” says the Illuminati.

“ well, we’re not really like that you guys she asked you a really relevant question do you enjoy what you’re doing but she actually likes touching her jewelry and she can psychically experience the gemstones and their energy and I Cantu the Audi really is a very nice car. It’s better me than the ones they’re making now and she knows that and finds it incredibly disturbing! So here’s the thing you’re expecting her to be Jesus and wealthier than Mark Zuckerberg at the same time I don’t understand why you have absolutely no respect or empathy for humanity at all but I’m pretty sure it’s because Lem Billings is straight and you’ve been living in a delusional world where he wasn’t.” says Ruth.

“ talk to you and Lacey it’s like listen it’s a lab created stone if it doesn’t harm anybody and she kept asking us and asking God does this harm somebody to purchase this from pennies instead of Helzberg and she heard that it was fine and so she purchased it from JC pennies and saved over $150 and you’re just wondering why we don’t enjoy anything that we have, and we just keep vomiting in reverse?” says an Illuminati psychic.

“ yes that’s an excellent way to describe it. You’re vomiting in reverse.” says Ruth.

“ you guys we have a debt problem.” says a gay man.

“ yeah you really do. I was living in a trailer park I was a receptionist and I managed to save over $100,000 and now I’ve married a millionaire and I get along with her better than her mother who raised her. I was the one that guided her to shop at Honey it’s OK I like pennies, I don’t know why you guys don’t like pennies it’s no worse than Bloomingdale’s if you find the right piece if you get the right quality piece.” says Ruth.

“ Ruth, you have a terrible sense of style!” says George Soros.

“ I am not psychologically all there.” says Ruth.

“ why do you wear the same pair of pants all the time!?” says George.

“ I mean I wash them every day to two days. Because I’m aging and I hate it. I used to be unusually beautiful and then I started aging and my teeth started getting bad and my sons skin started getting bad and I used to be really pretty but then in my 30s I started aging. And I wasn’t married, so I just gave up! I don’t think I look that different if I wear a really nice pair of pants, and I don’t have enough concern for other people to be blunt to give a shit.” says Ruth.

“ do I like you?” says George.

“ yes, in Heaven we’re very good friends, Lord willing.” says Ruth.

“ if there’s not reincarnation, you can be friends with me too.” says Aimee Semple McPherson.

“ she gave her mother a diamond pendant do you feel like that should be yours?” says George.

“ I do it was about a $600 pendant when it was new.” says Ruth. “ which is in very much it actually might’ve even been more about her mother doesn’t wear it. I don’t even think she remembers that she has it, and I would love to have that pendant. I think you know what I’m saying.”

Someone laughs.

“ I think we need her energy though, Ruth.” says a man.

“ do you know what though I’m getting older and I struggle with greed and if I’m Aimee Semple McPherson you should know that. You do to George. It’s just $1000 pendant but it’s a nice pendant. Why do you guys get so stuffy about stuff like that?” says Ruth.

“ does her mother really not care that much at all?” says a psychic.

“ I think she cares a little and there’s some goodness to Becca right?

But she’s not actively involved in Lacey‘s life.

If you feel like there’s an energy there that is being used to protect them that’s fine. Lacey can’t give me jewelry because it’s weird. But she could say I found this. The person who had it isn’t using it anymore. I would like Ruth to have it instead, and that would be different.” says Ruth.

“ what does it look like?” says George.

“ it’s very close to the one from James Allen.” says Ruth.

“ Ruth, you could buy that for yourself.” says an actress.

“ I want it I want that necklace. Her mother doesn’t wear it it’s just sitting in a drawer like Jim and it pisses me off!” says Ruth.

“ what if we somehow convinced Becca to give it back to Lacey?” says an actress.

“ how would you even do that?” she says.

“ I don’t know if we could.” says George.

Ruth nods. “ see I’m not stupid. There’s no way to get it and then maybe it’s just a loss but it irritates me because it’s not a stupid piece of jewelry.”

“ you guys I don’t understand why you’re so stuck on this either that isn’t a stupid piece of jewelry you could wear that to a baseball game you could wear that to the grocery store you could wear that to the beach why are you people so weird about this?” says a reader.

“ because they want to live in a bubble that’s totally delusional.” says Melania.

“ they want to live in a cosplay elite world where they have box seats and fake nails and massages and $10,000 diamonds and high heels every day. They don’t understand gardening they don’t understand going to a baseball game and wearing a $10,000 necklace even anymore practically and getting a hotdog. They don’t understand the concept of frugality of just being like earthy the way that Lacey is and I wonder if Ruth is slightly too I think Lacey and Ruth confuse them because they’re both very elaborate ornamental showy people in a way but then they also kind of just wanna chill and wear sweats and their thousand dollar pendant and they’re just like why are we being so intense about this?” says the FBI.

“ I mean, it just seems sort of gross.” says Lacey.

“ you guys privacy! they like privacy!” says God.

“ if I wear that $700 pendant with Jim Uppnorthe people are going to know that I’m rich but they’re not gonna bother me about it at all. I can go and get a good steak dinner and be quirky and have my nails have painted in my hair stuck in the 80s and then I can drive off in a Beamer if I really want to and get a massage at Fitgers and no one’s going to cut off my head.” says Ruth.

“ why don’t you guys recognize their oil as like a net worth?” says a communist.

“ because they can’t buy stuff.” admits the Illuminati.

She smiles and nods. “ why are you guys so stupid? I’m not trying to be mean, but why the fuck are you so stupid!?”

“ Ruth, do you just want to think that you had a daughter?” says George.

“ yes, bingo you caught me!

And honestly, I do have one, so what of it!?” says Ruth.

“ would you really have liked that pendant from her?” says George.

“ if I have a heart, I’m heartbroken. It is a diamond pendant she she did not need to buy that for her mother she was trying so hard to be loving and kind and I was not respect it and it pisses me off because I would’ve really liked it and that’s why I’m Fallin and selfish but it works because it’s like Maybe it’s a little greedy him because some mothers might say oh she shouldn’t have purchased that for me. She should’ve saved it or something but you know it’s like why is that even a problem but I just I like jewelry and she could afford it it was us she bought it for like really cheap and It’s just kind of fun it’s just kind of a fun little piece of jewelry that’s casual and Becca is kind of a jerk.” says Ruth.

“ so her mother literally has this just sitting in a drawer somewhere?” says a reader.

“ yeah Yep and she never wears it because she’s too angry at Lacey for existing.” says Ruth.

“ is her mother a lesbian?” says a reader.

“ possibly or she’s bisexual and whether I am or not I still like to paint my nails and do my hair and wear jewelry and her legal mother does too but not in the same way.” says Ruth.

“ why don’t you just go get your nails done?” says George.

“i’ve already explained.” says Ruth.

“ she’s like the opposite of me.” says Dolly Parton.

Ruth nods.

“ would you like that pendant from Lacey?” says George.

“ if she was my step, daughter and Becca had it shoved in a drawer. Yes, I actually completely understand why Ruth is angry.” says Dolly.

“ I mean I would like too!” says JD Vance’s mother.

“ so it’s like if Lacey picked a bunch of dandelions and Becca just threw them in the toilet and flushed it?” says Zelda. “ no it would be like if she took them and shove them in a drawer and then said to Lacey, ‘We’re living in Antartica.’“

“ Ruth why don’t you just do that!?” says George.

“ you know to be honest with you if I really tried, I could look extremely beautiful and that’s partially why I don’t.” says Ruth.

“ oh, you don’t wanna make them feel weird!?” says a gay man.

“ it’s a very fine line between looking good and not making him feel uncomfortable.” says Ruth.

“ but could you just try a little harder and have a little more fun?” says George.

“ you know I might get my nails done but then I’m gonna have to start wearing different clothes like jeans and that’s just gonna get weird but I am I might sort of gradually start doing that part of the problem is that he’s not used to being married to someone like me and I’m having to sort of explain slowly overtime how weird Becca was in my own way potentially.” says Ruth.

“ becca really is more elite than you that was and she?” says God.

Ruth nods. “ oh yes, her family is very much upper class old money.

And then that way she was better for Lacey as a mother than I am, but there are some things like today that Becca just couldn’t do. And it just completely confused Lacey about everything.” says Ruth.

“ I but would Lacey have been able to be raised by you or with Tom have not given her to you?” says Margy.

“ no but I also wouldn’t of lost my daughter Becca used to stand in front of a hot stove for hours on her feet every day towards the end of her pregnancy she beat her baby. That little poor child was very possibly stillborn and that was why the pregnancy was so, or rather the birth was so traumatic was that Becca was giving birth to a dead baby.

But they didn’t know how to tell her that because she was older, and she was very dramatic about the whole thing, and so they aired on the side of caution and assumed that she was sincere which is perfectly reasonable and saying, and then that would be where it made sense to Jim and Thelma to just give them Jim and Becca, Tom Banks, his daughter with Margie because Margie was losing her shit will say over whether or not she should keep Lacey or give Lacey to her sister or give her up for adoption and Tom didn’t want to give Lacey up for adoption possibly because it was his daughter and he was angry at Marji for getting pregnant. He was violently angry at Margie. He may have even slapped her which was not like him and people thought then that he would be angry at her at Lacey and he was it because he’s not an idiot. Thelma knew that and so she had Tom hold Lacey, because Thelma understood him and Lacey was perfectly fine. He was a very good father to her for two months. Excellent father heartbreaking the good father But they couldn’t fathom how he could be angry at Margie and not at Lacey because people are dumb as fuck.” says Ruth.

“ so if she’s illegitimate, this is actually what happened Ruth?” says George.

“ yes, yes this is actually what happened if she’s actually his biological daughter in the typical way.” says Ruth.

“ so she was his little baby and he was so happy to have her and all she was so cute and he was the old happy daddy, but then Margie got slapped for being an asshole who didn’t take the whole thing seriously enough?” says the FBI.

“ yes, basically.” says Ruth. “how did you give Jack’s so much authority over her body in the last three years?” says Ruth.

“we use Jonah Wiley!” says a demon.

“ that man has demons of lust working with him, and he thinks Lacey is a demonic heretic if he reads her blog.” says another demon.

“ and if he’s gay and repressing it him and Bobby have sex every day. In their spirit, he doesn’t know that, but he masturbates and things of men and Bobby fucks him telepathically.

I’m sorry to be so crass, but if Jonah isn’t straight, Bobby takes advantage of that. And uses it as a spiritual pathway to attack Lacey because she interacted with Jonah and he seems to think that she is very evil.” says Ruth.

“ Jonah why why do you have that obsession with Lacey if this is true?” says the FBI.

“ we’re protecting you, Charles you are our king in Christ.” said Lord Roslynn.

“ I think I misunderstood her, and instead of realizing that she’s like a character from a 1980s John Hughes movie… I have her cast in my head is somebody totally different and it’s psychotic.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ why the fuck am I not married to this woman? I seriously think I was supposed to be.” says Mark Pryce.

“ Mark are you serious somewhere?” says D. Houser.

“ yeah, I actually am she really is attracted to me and I actually would be extremely attracted to her. We’re not going to be together but it’s kind of weird that we’re not.” says Pryce.

“ it really is that weird!?” says George Soros.

“ yes, it really is that weird. Trust me it’s one of the weirdest things and when you’re dead you’ll see what I mean.” says Mark.

“ is your character jealous of you or confused?” says a psychic.

“ he is confused if he exists.” says Mark.

“ Chris we’ve got to figure out whether or not there’s reincarnation if there is you’re attacking another Jew and Israel needs to stop defending you if it wants to exist.” says God. “ if there’s reincarnation, Jack used the fact that it’s not clearly in the Bible as a way to try to be incredibly evil. And it worked because people don’t know about it, but I still do add some dead people do too. You’ve over, sensationalized it and made it weird and far-fetched and that’s not safe. You’re dealing with two different people if there’s reincarnation, Mark Zuckerberg and Mark, Price and Mark Schiebel are living Jews alive right now. That’s who Israel should be protecting those are real living Jews. Or they were.

No, her husband was a Jew. If there’s reincarnation he isn’t anymore at all in my eyes. Mark Price still is so is Mark Zuckerberg.

If there’s reincarnation, Chris Hayes is obsessed with butter and he’s a Jew if you don’t deal with that it’ll be the end of the world.” says God. “ this isn’t a joke.”

“ why are you guys so weird about butter?” says a gay man.

“ because we’re pretentious and then she’s at a higher class than us and we’re being evil and selling children and we’re embarrassed by it. And I am very scared to stop imagining that I am her as a gay man. I think for the last 60 years gay men have been under a psychotic delusion that they’re all Lacey, including Jack. And we’re not in love, didn’t know that we felt that way and he didn’t even want us to. And we are the scum of the Earth right now, even even if there’s homosexuality allowed in heaven, because of Jack’s delusion, we became a force of pure evil, because we have some stupid idea that we’re Ruth stepdaughter.” says a gay comedian.

“ yeah we all think we’re Amy simple McPherson stepdaughter and it’s kind of funny but it’s also kind of weird because I think I sincerely think we think we’re her and it’s not normal it’s like we’re all literally psychotic literally we’re all like crazy ass schizophrenic weirdos at this point, and I don’t even think we know who she is but I think we included that we were like lame or we were like her and we like being that person but it’s kind of weird.” says another gay man.

“ yeah, you guys are either insane and you do this to people or honestly you were very different you guys were I I am a palled by how evil you’re being you know that you’re like JFK and that he doesn’t actually seem straight. He seems bisexual.” says Rupert Brooke.

“ you know I wanna say that we’re that smart but I’m not sure that we are not for real I don’t know that we are so you’re bisexual and so is Jack and that’s what we actually look like!?” says Harry Young.

“ yes that’s not heterosexuality. Jack is bisexual. His aesthetic is gay. The Kennedy aesthetic is homosexual lame. Does it have that aesthetic that’s heterosexual and that’s what Lacey likes about it because she’s with him and that’s what she likes whether it’s allowed in heaven or not but that the Kennedy aesthetic is actually very gay. The facts of gay men have been imitating Lem’s and Lacey is really bizarre. Because essentially they’re imitating Lem’s and imitating a woman which is the way the gay men have been but women aren’t quite that silly and so it ends up being a sort of stereotype of a woman that’s melodramatic and gross or the end up trying to imitate Lacey, and being loving and sweet and wearing you know nice handbags and cashmere sweaters, and being very intense and passionate But also very lady like.

Before the 1950s and 60s men did do that were gay but not as many of them and they actually looks like me I mean I am bisexual so is Michael Rockefeller so is JFK that’s what’s normal what does gay look like gay is not Lem Billings gay gay is to be honest, Bobby is more gay than his uncle. gay is gay Bobby is more gay than Jack. I don’t know how to describe it, but I feel like gay is just gay. Lacey doesn’t know a lot of gay celebrities. She’s a straight woman I guess she just didn’t keep them in her head and no, let’s see gay men she’s trying to think of any where there’s a few at Isaac Mizrahi is mostly gay

That’s not a bad example Isaac Mizrahi is mostly gay. So Isaac Mizrahi, Bobby and then there’s bisexuals like me. And then there are men who are mostly straight, and that looks sort of like Michael. And then there are men who are just straight, who actually look like Lem Billings.” says Rupert Brooke.

“ OK so that’s reality.” says George Soros.

“ yes and if there’s reincarnations, she really is Lady Roslynn.” says Rupert Brooke.

“ so she didn’t pick Scotland because it was cool?” says Bobby.

“ no no she didn’t Bobby that’s actually who she is.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“ Chris she’s not butter you don’t know this woman.” says the FBI.

“ I kind of feel bad about it.” says Chris, crying if there’s reincarnation.

“ how much money did your family donate Israel in the 1950s buddy?!” asks Palestine.

“ what today would probably be the equivalent of $4 million.” says his dad.

Chris laughs. “ if I reincarnated my family donated $4 million to Israel in the 1950s?”

“ yes, Chris that’s the problem. Do you have men like Mark Zuckerberg and Mark Price suffering because of Gigul.” says Jesus. “ should it exist!”

“ why??” says Barbara Streisand.

“ because we donated 4 million.” says Chris.

“ Yeah that is why and they’re being greedy so we donate they donated 4 million in the 50s while it was still struggling to be a country and they’re still counting that because of how significant that 4 million was in the 50s so they’re giving them preference that they shouldn’t give them And it happens in their prayers. It happens daily in their prayers in Israel. They’re honoring people in his family daily possibly in prayer and Hasidic communities so he’s getting a daily prayer covering from Israel if he’s reincarnated that nobody else is getting possibly almost in this entire conversation, and it’s actually inappropriate, which is where Christians would point out to them that the Messiah came, and they have to stop thinking like it’s ancient Israel. But that’s only if there’s reincarnation if there isn’t then this is just hypothetical at it if there is this is part of what’s happening and why things are so messed up.” says God.

“ so he’s actually heartbroken over butter for real?” says Angolina Jolie.

“ yes if there’s reincarnations, she obliterated him.” says God.

“ call and you all are too narcissistic to pick up on the fact that all of his accusations against Lacey are absurd?” says Estonia

“ yes and they’re either him or somebody else!” says Lem.

“ you know it’s funny because she doesn’t even believe in reincarnation, but she’s able to take it intellectually far more seriously than most people who actually believe it.” says a psychic.

Queen Elizabeth I nods.

“ why are you guys so slow? Why are you so slow? If there is reincarnation there just is.” says Elisa Lam.

“ you’re trying to distance Lacey from herself because you’re the scum of the Earth.” says a gay man.

“ is that even possible?” asks George.

“ it will kill her.” says God. “ but it’s not possible.”

“ you guys Lem was probably straight. I’m sorry.” says Melania.

“ yeah she’s giving you perfectly good explanation of why she didn’t buy that necklace. How they’re not inferior to you you have no argument. Why can’t you just let it go?” says God.

“ because truthfully, we’ve royally fucked up.” says the CIA.

“What does that mean?” says Mark Pryce.

“ we’ve literally turned into human parasites instead of elite people.” says Amy Schumer.

“ you know that’s true Amy but I feel like I can control myself because I take a sedative I take a nap. I have a snickers bar and then I sit on my veranda look at my acres of land who sings myself I really want to I could find my helicopter and go get a sandwich in Milan. Or buy my wife a $10 million emerald necklace that she wear to go to the opera. And then I think to myself I got here over the last 300 years things to America and I’m jealous of Lacey for not having to do that. Is there anything else fuck who gives a shit they’re not really antagonizing us with the oil I think they’re just confused by us and they just don’t like living like us for some reason or some thing and I don’t even think she knows where to begin to explain herself , for why she can’t fly to Milan to buy a sandwich. I don’t like you. No you didn’t thing to invest in but in Declan that’s the first mistake but that’s OK. You were distracted you were with the wrong guy you know it maybe I’d rather you didn’t have it anyway so I feel a little better about myself.

And I think this woman is not a bitch she’s right it’s my time to shine. Why can’t I have the glory for a little bit you know I mean she is it’s my time to be on stage if there’s me and carnation this is my time this is my time.

And she knows that!

And she’s just trying to sit there and watch me and I am singing and looking cool and it’s like what the fuck is this shit!?

And I just can’t get it through my fucking head that it’s the Kennedys who did this to us because we like them.” said a billionaire.

Mark Pryce nods.

“ the problem is she’s going to die if you keep torturing her body the way that you are and then she’s going to end the world.” says God.

“ so this is just shit and I’m a delusional weirdo?” he says.

“ yes absolutely!” says Ray Craft.

“ what Jamie claim to be old money?” he says.

“ no she technically is everyone in my family is now who’s alive. I mean we’re technically all our old money, but she has more old money than any of my other grandchildren. Because of who she is, I hope you understand like she’s Tom being sis daughter, and the silversmiths in Norway are a very big deal and the Nesheim’s are actually far more old money than you want to admit stop lying about it it’s dangerous for everyone safety in the entire world.” says Ray Craft.

“ you’re protecting Bobby aren’t you?” says the CIA.

“ they’re psychotic!” says M6.

“ so Ray this is really just that simple that Jamie is old money but Lacey is more old money and and there is a sexual perverse delusion in this country because of the Kennedys?” says the CIA.

“ why are you making it Lacey‘s problem she had nothing to do with it.” says God.

“because Bobby and George are two sick fucking gay freaks potentially.” says the CIA.

“ and there are others like them who literally can’t handle the fact the lender things with straight because if he’s straight, then were such fucking faggots all of us were so fucking gay!” say all gay men. “ I need I hate myself. I am so fucking gross!! I’m so fucking gross.”

“ because we’re actually gay. Wow!” says a lesbian, mocking them. “ how the fuck did you guys not realize that for the last like 70 years?”

“ because Lem was gay right?” they say.

“ no honey he wasn’t you’re a fruit and I am a cat a Dyke OK I look like a Dyke I talk like a Dyke you look like a fruit you talk like a fruit OK that’s reality and if it makes you feel Phyl poor and shitty. That’s your problem psychologically not mine and that’s where you have to grow up. It’s really not OK to make the fact that you’re so fucking gay her problem. Maybe people like Casi and I don’t know who but there are people who keep me down and make me feel kind of on poor for being a Dyke.

I don’t think she’ll be one of them and I don’t know I don’t wanna get into it but I’m over it. I don’t drive a volts wagon anymore because of it. I drive a Maserati OK and I have a short haircut and I talk like a Dyke I act like a Dyke and I eat sweet green salads and I take good care of my skin and I have a hot wife And I know that given my family’s history that I am old money, we owned a coal mine in North Carolina in the 1800s and then white and one of my brothers is like a ambassador or senator or something and I can afford a Maserati because I invest my money really dang well about 10 years ago And I know I’m old money and I’m kind of a renegade myself like Lacey. I’m not really Republican I’m not really liberal I just kind of thing for myself. And this is what scares me if it’s allowed in heaven, why did you guys get so dumb? OK please try to take that the right way I’m not as confused as you how did you all get so damn confused?” she says.