“Alexis Keaton”

Turns out that in an alternate timeline or possibly somehow in this one even given Tom Banks’s involvement in Hollywood Lacey would have starred on Family Ties. Reta would have thought Lacey might enjoy being a child star. And…Lacey is naturally far more gifted at it than has been discussed. And like some rare child stars…she would have been shielded from too much trouble.

She’s a very good actress. And she would have played Skippy Handelman’s love interest. Starting in season 3.

They also would have dated off screen. And everyone would have known that. It would have been a very popular thing. Super wholesome.

The only problem is…

She was written off the show.

And…in order to do that it was implied that she was deficient in some way. It was possible she was…inferior…but…it was unclear how. So…while most people understand that she was just brutally written off the show so the writers could tie up loose ends, so to speak, there are HUGE conspiracy theories.

One theory that’s possible is that Skippy Handelman is a pedophilic monster. Another theory is that Lacey is…pure evil but only in a way. Because…(and this is the most common and popular theory) she cheated with Alex.

Most people think she cheated with Alex. And Skippy found out.

The problem is…in that timeline…the actors got married. …So…there shouldn’t be a reason to attack Mark Pryce nor Lacey nor Michael J. Fox. But…because of child hostage situations to fund American debt issues…people are struggling to live in the current reality. And they’re accidentally fading into another timeline they know nothing about. Through traumatic psychosis. Or drugs. People are literally escaping reality. Because…the media is overly sexualized. And it’s perverse and people are getting mentally sick. So they’re escaping accidentally in their spirits. And it started long before. But it became less apparent but far worse starting in the 1980’s. People aren’t going insane. But…they’re profoundly dissociative.

Pedophilia really is pure evil even if there are nice people who are pedophiles. and people really cannot psychologically handle it. It’s driving them crazy.

Lacey‘s twin flame is Lem Billings. But he actually looks more like Skippy than Alex. Alex is more like the Kennedys. Jack, Joe Bobby, even Joe Senior. And Joe, senior was really offended by her possible relationship with Skippy in an alternate timeline or something like that, and so he forced the writers to imply that she had an affair with Alex. 

He used his connections with Clare Boothe Luce. And he went over Tom and Reta’s head to do so. when Ernest Hemingway wrote, the sun also rises, and when F Scott Fitzgerald wrote this side of Paradise, and the great Gatsby they were already in the orbit, so to speak of Tom Banks and Harold Loeb. And Harold Loeb is one of Lacey’s soulmates and Thomas is her father.

There are new theories being concocted as I write this that Lacey’s character doubted Skippy too much and actually that’s not stupid. The thing is though in that “alternate timeline”, they actually get married. But Lacey’s had very little way to explain that to people because they’re so lulled into complacency.  Even though they’re very traumatized and very upset with her. 

So we’re hoping to fix that situation by explaining what happened. 

“I was supposed to be a representation of modern men.” says Mark Pryce from the future after he’s dead.

“What do you mean?” says a perfume collector.

“The writers thought that I should be independent and liberated from relationships, kind of to be honest, like the character in the movie with George Clooney, where he has the affair with a married woman who he thinks is available.” says Mark Pryce. “Up In The Air.”

“So did that affect George Clooney‘s life?” asks a woman.

“Yes.” says a woman.

“So that film, though is the idea of who Skippy was supposed to be?” says a man from the 1980’s.

“Yes!” says the Illuminati.

“Yes…I was supposed to be like that character but not quite that evil but it was the 80s and that was kind of the idea. That the writers had for me. It was that I was supposed to be this almost supernatural type of being who is like a man but better. There were a lot of people using cocaine back then. Umm…and people got confused…and started to think things were profound when they weren’t. So people had this idea that I was supposed to go to college, not get married, possibly go to law school or some other elite grad school in this perfect universe where I would then graduate and be a rockstar doctor of epic proportions, and then I would have some alien supernatural wife who was like Lacey, but 50 times better.” says Mark Pryce.

“But Lacey is too beautiful and intelligent to sell that concept. So she seems too sexually desirable and exotic, kind of like Pamela Anderson but in this like 1800s way regardless of reincarnation…and it just didn’t work.” says a dead writer.

“So what happened is we almost slept together.

It was extremely controversial, and her parents were opposed to it, but the writers felt that it was a relevant topic for the time, and Tom was dead. So people thought, ‘Oh this is a good topic to discuss, because so many teams are choosing to have premarital sex!’ And so we were supposed to discuss the topic openly on the show and possibly even discuss family planning. Which is really not a controversial thing but in the 80s it would’ve been. And so what happens in the show is that Lacey and I discussed sleeping together at the kitchen table on set which is in the Keaton’s kitchen. So we discuss whether or not we should sleep together alone in their kitchen, because Mr. and Mrs. Keaton have decided that we should have a safe place to discuss it. They found out about what we were planning to do and they thought that we should sit down and have an honest discussion about it instead of just jumping into something.” says Skippy.

“He was supposed to dump her. He was supposed to totally dump her.” says a writer.

“But there’s too much sexual chemistry between us as people off camera and so we couldn’t figure out how to play the scene because we hadn’t dated yet. We just been friends and now I am in a perfectly healthy relationship right now and we’re not together but yeah, if we had been on the show together, we would’ve ended-up dating and getting married and then that’s when it would’ve started was in that scene because I would’ve told her, ‘This is weird. I’m actually attracted to you, I can’t play this right!’ and she would’ve had to admit that she was also attracted to me and then we would’ve ended-up together off camera so there would’ve been rumors that we were dating that weren’t true but then we actually would have dated and gotten married.” says Mark Pryce.

“So…so she doesn’t cheat on you then with Alex!?” says Casi.

“No she does not. He does have a crush on her and that’s made obvious but there’s nothing between them and the writers just decided to end our relationship because they thought that I should be almost an asexual robot but that’s not how they saw it.” says Mark.

“What exactly is it that you guys are stuck on?” says God.

“The fact that her husband is Mark, but the first person she ever slept with is Alex.” says Andrea. “And I know they were dating at the same time!” 

“I am not Alex Keaton though!” says Alex Whitworth.

“And I am Mark Pryce the actor, my character’s name was Skippy.” says Mark Pryce.

“There are scenes that bother us let’s talk about them.” says a psychic.

Mark smiles.

Michael looks sad.

“You know I think because Michael has had such a hard time will have to talk to him from the future or something like that.” says God.

“We don’t kiss! I’m gonna cut to the chase, we never kiss.” says Michael J. Fox from the future.

“OK but then what about that part in that scene where she walks past you and then you follow her down the hall? You two were facing each other when she walked out of the same door that you were standing in…and then you followed her!” says a woman in California.

“Yes but we really were just going down to the kitchen to get ice cream. There was nothing happening.” says Michael J. Fox.

“So you really were just going to get ice cream?” she says.

“Yes!” says Michael.

“You thought they were going down there to hook up?” says a writer.

“Well why were they leaving Skippy alone upstairs with his little sister?” says Marsie.

“Because she was so young and I mean not that anything would’ve even happened, but his father was there with us.” says Mark Pryce.

“But his father sometimes seemed evil to me.” says a reader.

“But nothing was evil was going to happen. Alex and I were doing homework. Lacey had joined us, she went downstairs to get ice cream and that was all.” says Mark.

“I did make the moves on her in the fourth episode that she starred in.” says Michael.

“But I mean she turned him down and said, ‘No, I’m a one woman kind of gal!’ And then Skippy corrects her because he’s secretly watching them because he doesn’t trust Alex and he says Lacey it’s one man kind of gal one man kind of woman. And she says well no, it’s one woman. And Skippy says no because you’re the woman. And then she says oh, that makes sense. I had it all discombobulated in my head! When Lacey was little, she used to actually say things like that. She called hurricanes hurrainecanes. Because they’re made of rain. She invented words a lot. This is real in this timeline as well will say. And Rita thought that was absolutely adorable.

And so that kind of became some thing that we decided to write into the script to humor Rita. Rita Banks, Tom’s wife.

And so she said stuff like that sometimes like I’m a one woman kind of gal. Except she meant it in a heterosexual sense and a cis gendered sense as well. And she wasn’t stupid. She was just very pretty, and very ditzy and very bubbly, kind of like a butterfly. And Skippy is supposed to be the strong, smart guy with glasses, you will, you know, kind of keep an eye on her. It’s not a popular line because it was the 80s and people were feminist very proudly back then but people tolerated women still being like that and being real and so she was a character who was like that sometimes because it actually is somewhat her personality and it just fit. And so she says things like I am a one woman, kind of gal or Skippy don’t be so haphazard all the time. And you’re supposed to think that she’s smart, but that her mind is just all mixed up in some eccentric pretty way.

But not all the time just you know every once in a while, you get a glimpse of some wild crazy fun, sort of side of her personality.

It does harken back to the 1920s and Harold Loeb, an F Scott Fitzgerald, her and Skippy do seem sort of like a homage to Harold and some pretty Dutch women who he might’ve dated. 

And yes, there are people who want her to be JFK reincarnated because they’re evil.

But if you actually watch the show and you know what Lacey actually looks like and her spirit, you would know that that’s totally ludicrous. But there are some people today who are more interested in believing nonsense than accepting reality and so they’ve kind of lost their minds. 

No, so she refuses Alex and the scene with the ice cream isn’t anything.” says a writer.

“Apparently this made people really angry because they couldn’t process it.” says a demonologist.

“So she marries Mark Pryce?” says a reader.

“Yes, this is a far more hellish timeline for everybody.” says a man. “In that way!”

“What do people actually think?” says Casi.

“They stop taking writers so seriously unless if the writers prove themselves, and it’s a lot harder to be considered a reputable television writer in that timeline.” says a man.

“And they do that because they actually get married off camera?” says a perfume collector.

“Yes.” says a man.

“And it’s obvious that they’re in love but they they’re very obviously in love. People know that. But it’s kind of quiet. But people know that they’re actually in a happy marriage and so people are just sort of quickly aware of the fact that something was amiss with the show.” says a man.

“She actually subtextually ends-up in the show in our timeline as well but it’s it’s very creepy.” says a woman.

“So there’s just like two or three scenes where she’s with Alex where we just totally misunderstood?” says Marsie.

“Yes, what are the other scenes of bother you Marsie?” says a man on Tik Toc.

“Can I tell you guys something that pisses me off!?

Lacey and Mark had sex on set after that scene where they debate whether or not they’re supposed to make love. They realize that they’re in love in reality and he comes on to her forces her into a dressing room, and they lose their virginity to each other. It’s extremely passionate and that’s the beginning of their marriage. That’s not the reality that we’re living in here but that’s the beginning of their marriage in that timeline. They’d both be very much better off as people. But he’s very happy and stable right now and she’s doing her best.

What irritates me is that you refuse to accept the chemistry between those two characters in this time. I’ve gotten very sick because of it. People who are dead, who watched the show and became obsessed with it, say, quickly attacked me, and they’ve attacked Mark as well. He’s been attacked. She’s struggling to breathe. And I don’t understand how you guys think you have a right to attack us that way.

It it’s not that we don’t empathize it’s just incredibly psychotic. And I feel like if you could understand that Skippy and Lacey loved each other like normal teenagers in the 80s and might have gotten married you might be a lot more sane.

And then, that’s why I think, ‘Do these people just not have grace for it because of Lem Billings? You know I get it but that’s not something that Lacey nor I nor Skippy could do anything about. He died in 1981 and he was straight.

Skippy and her are innocent here, so what are you mad about? Lem or Skippy? Because I am not JFK! She’s not JFK! Skippy is not JFK! We’re just different people.

And I can guarantee you I never had any sexual contact with Lacey on or off camera. We just were actual friends and the frightening truth is *he snickers* a lot of her political belief system was influenced by me. I I talked to her a lot about Free Market Capitalism and Republicanism and Ronald Reagan. We had a lot of very intense serious discussions about politics off camera because my character was so into it and she had a natural understanding of it and I knew that her father was kind of a big deal. And I didn’t want to be weird about it but I knew she was smart because her father was still old when he had her in that ‘timeline’ and so my way of handling that was to try to be casual about it and see if we could make each other smarter. And it worked but that’s not this timeline. We were just friends.” says Michael J. Fox.

“So are we picking up on her and Skippy but we think it’s you?” says a woman.

“Yes!” says Michael J. Fox.

“How did that happen?” says a woman.

“ because you spiritually sensed that some thing was happening that wasn’t supposed to necessarily be happening. They weren’t married. So it was wrong. But they actually do get married.

And then this is where it gets weird. You’re not Lacey. And you’re not me either. and you’ve got to stop thinking that you’re actually experiencing her reality.” says Lem.

Later.

“Who is her character?” asks Lem on behalf of most living people now.

“She’s the niece of a woman who sells clothes to women in the area. The clothes are very expensive. Like Chanel. And Dior. And Gucci. And that is Lacey’s actual aunt. Mrs. Schick. …Her parents are never seen. It’s made clear that she’s the daughter of a doctor and his wife. But her aunt seems to be her mother figure. And her aunt is very glamorous. She frequently mentions her.” says NBC.

“What’s her name?” asks Marsie.

“Mallory is Lam. As in Lem. And on-the-lam. Lacey…has the name…Nadine.” says a man.

“YES!!! YAS!!!!” whoops Andrea. “KNEW IT!!!”

“Who decided to call this Alexis Keaton?” says a reader.

“Somebody who thinks that I lacked the guts to have sex with her.” says Michael J. Fox.

“That’s not remotely what happened though!” says Lacey.

“Did I have a crush on her character?” says Dr. Moritz.

“Yes, a lot of people in your generation did.” says God. “Should this be real.”

“Is there still Pamela Anderson in that timeline?” says Michael.

“Yes and actually she seems more more like herself for lack of a better way to explain it.” says a man. “Lacey was like the wholesome version of Pamela Anderson that we grew-up watching in the 80s. And then Pamela Anderson comes along, and it’s kind of the same idea as Lacey slightly from a male perspective but then it’s not wholesome. And actually that’s partially because Lacey is married in that timeline and so that part of her personality is just private so we don’t see what she looks like. Pamela could actually be private too, but she has chosen not to be.”

“There is a scene that’s been lied about. And it was something that Lacey was not aware was even a thing until her 30s.

Her father was a rather loose man, although that’s not how we would perceive it, but that’s what he was. And he had lots of women in his life. But that’s not how people have chosen to perceive it in America.  But her mother was not like that.   And so in order to protect her father’s authority over her because he actually is a good father, they chose in this timeline to sort of over protect Lacey. I keep her a little too innocent.  because they didn’t want her to become friends with people who would tell her gossip about him, or who would sort of make her question his legitimacy as a loving, Godly male, father figure.  He really is a very decent honorable father. He just struggled to be faithful as a husband, and in his rare circumstance they’re not interrelated. And actually if she had been born, he would have tried to figure out what was wrong with him, the same way that he sobered himself up cold turkey in this timeline even.   He is an incredibly complicated person. He’s not Lacey. And Scott Fitzgerald might’ve actually found him fascinating to analyze, but he he had a hard time being with one woman, but it wasn’t because he was narcissistic.  Nor was he polyamorous.  He was just incredibly complicated.  …And when I say Lacey isn’t like him I don’t mean to say that she’s not complicated. I am simply saying that they’re very different people in this particular way.

Skippy Handelman makes out with Lacey before they were even really actually dating. It’s a very passionate love scene he kisses her in the in the kitchen and pushes her against the refrigerator. Add this is before they were dating. And she doesn’t realize that the way he did it even as an actor was a bit too authentic. She doesn’t figure that out until their 30s. And no, it’s just-it’s just very passionate. So in the scene, he grabs her boob, and that wasn’t part of the scene. But she doesn’t amazingly realize that that’s strange. So…that was one of the more wild moments in all of television history believe it or not. So… that was rather scandalous at the time, but it was really just two teenagers making out the camera does cut though, right before he reaches up to grab her, and you can almost see him do it. And people don’t talk about it the same way they don’t talk about a lot of stuff now but that it is in a lot of people’s subconscious especially who are alive right now because it was so it was their identity kind of because there were a lot of teenagers sleeping together at that time outside of marriage, and it was kind of a new thing, in a way, and so at that moment was in a lot of people subconscious, as like a defining moment of their adolescence when they realized that they were like really growing-up.

Saved By The Bell was a bit different 902101 was a bit different. Everything was a little bit less raunchy and a little more raunchy.

He actually made things better by doing that in the sense that people had to deal with the fact that sex is real. It’s not just imaginary. And so in a way it purified the whole thing and forced people to have to deal with the reality of what was really happening. Because they were, they were edging towards having premarital sex. And then the writers chose to use that as a way to discuss what was happening. 

And part of the reason why people in that time line would not be overwhelmed is because they watched them get married. So people in that timeline just assumed subconsciously that that actual actor was attracted to her and that there was something a little Offscript. And so they just assumed that that was real essentially, at least potentially they’ve never really figured it out but it’s like maybe that was just real and so when she married him, they just assumed it was authentic and it was.

But in this timeline people never saw that scene and the Kennedys censored it from our minds. Using very powerful witchcraft. Because they thought that it was lurid and inappropriate. Which might sound shocking, considering who they are, but they are somewhat for lack of a better word puritanical.

They’re not Victorian they’re not Puritanical there actually neither of those two. But that’s the idea in a colloquial sense. So they they really hated it because they have a phobia about sex. They’re very sexually closeted and perverted people. So it wasn’t even that they thought that somehow we would figure out some thing necessarily it’s just that they didn’t want people seeing it because they just didn’t think it was appropriate. They are not sexually liberated or liberal people that’s PR.” says a man.