“ I think those diamond stud earrings are probably fine.” says Cyrus.
“ you mean the drop ones?” says Lacey.
“ yes!” says Cyrus.
Silence.
“ well, I’m supposed to being told off by him right now but I think he’s lost interest.
People usually do.” says Lacey.
“Then I’ll start talking.” says Michael. “ what? I was trying to share earlier today as I got derailed and I sort of let it was that Lacey really thought Chris that that you were me.
If there’s an Illuminati she really thought you were me.” says Michael.
“ why did he lose interest?” says Casi.
“ because those who try to be loving to her or somewhat narcissistic, mostly, and then they run into a brick wall and they just stop.” says God.
“ OK!?” says Chris
“ you don’t like that though Chris I know you don’t because you don’t understand that that actually is what happened.” says Michael.
“ so I just found Michael Rockefeller’s would be wife?” says Chris Hayes.
“ yeah!!” says Michael.
“ where are you gay at all?” says Chris.
“ yeah but not completely and I was supposed to marry a woman and I would have tried different things and then in my 50s or 60s. I would’ve met her and I would’ve loved her like an adult because she’s a very beautiful woman and I am attracted to women to and people who try to make her child like are pretty stupid or they’re freaks and stupid too.
There’s nothing childlike about her. She’s very sexy and feminine in a way that women rarely are today but it’s not perverted. She at times would’ve seemed old, but she’s not old and I would’ve just found it fascinating and dealt with it because I did sometimes have crushes on older women, but I wasn’t a pervert, and, I would’ve just thought it was interesting finding someone who was young with traits that were kind of old but I would’ve been smart enough to know that she was really young woman and that in a weird way she ended up being appropriate for me but she could’ve been with other people to There’s some wiggle room there, so I’m not a pervert either she we just would’ve liked each other a lot and I died so that didn’t happen but this is real Chris if there’s no illuminati, this is real she’s too meek and humble to ever say this about herself, but she actually really is my soulmate you actually found my real soulmate Chris.” says Michael.
“ I am intrigued. you know it is a little weird.” says Jeffrey Sachs.
“ yeah not Chris if there’s an illuminati this is real she’s a real person and it’s not that creepy. I’m a ghost she’s able to talk to me. She’s been cloistered and attacked by Jack and she was left for dead to some degree and so she found death slightly and that’s just what happened.” says Michael.
“ hey Chris, why are we attacking her?” says Jeffrey.
“ because I want to.” he says.
“ but I think part of the reason you want to Chris is because you don’t really understand who she actually is. I think you’ve imagined that she’s someone I vastly different than who she really is and it’s too hard for you to get over. It’s not her.” says Jeffrey.
“ Chris this really is your problem and no one wants to hold you accountable because they’re too freaked out.” says God.
“ if there’s another Menotti.” says Jesus
Silence.
“ OK well so much for that.” says Lacey.
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