“Hot DAMN!” by Lemmers

Peaches by The Presidents Of The United States Of America plays.

“It’s not his sickness. He was built that badly.” says God.

1:50

“Look out!!” says Lady Rosslyn mockingly.

“He did have a flat ass.” says God.

“And a hideous waist.” says Pope Francis.

“But when you dress him right. And focus on his face. He looks hot.” says Pope Francis. “And this gullible man…eats it up.”

I Want To Hold Your Hand by The Beatles plays.

“He posts that picture like eleven times.” says Lady Rosslyn.

Too Much Heaven by The Bee Gees plays.

“What is that behind him and his wife?” asks Lem.

“Some naked women being attacked by a bird?” says Lacey.

Return to Sender by Elvis plays.

“That was his profile photo. At one time.” says God. “As were these:

“Hey, maybe Jack has a friend!?” says Kathryn.

All My Loving by The Beatles but performed by Paul McCartney performed live plays.

“Oh my word! I think Lem has some competition BOYZ!!!” says Kathryn.

Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones plays.

You Got It by Roy Orbison plays.

Jack Kennedy stands with his FLAT ass. Tiny dick. Nauseatingly scrawny body…and stares into Lem’s eyes.

The way Lacey wanted to. Years ago. Before Caroline masturbated to thoughts of Sarah Jessica Parker and violently forced her son to do what she told him to do. To really just get Lem back. These people are PETTY and PATHETIC.

“Why am I staring into his eyes? I don’t get it!” says JFK, seriously.

3:02

Pope Francis can’t help but laugh.

The song ends and restarts.

Jack keeps staring into Lem’s eyes. Very confused.

“Just try to be sexy Jack!” says Suebelle.

“But there’s nothing sexy about this moment.” says JFK, confused.

“But just listen to the lyrics that’s sexy in a very deep way.” says Suebelle.

JFK listens.

1:15

“No…this is just a bunch of bullshit.” says JFK.

“No…you don’t think that!!!!

JFK you’re my hero!!

Jack would never think something is stupid as that!!” whines the Boomers.

“But I have no idea what’s going on.” says Jack Kennedy.

“Okay…well it’s supposed to be like you’re in love with him and you’re giving yourself to him like I know you want to.” says Suebelle.

The song ends.

Barry White plays.

“Oh yeah, this is a cool song. It’s about being cool and sexy.“ says JFK.

He drops. Tries to twerk.

Suebelle caked and stuffed claps, grinning. Like a total cheap dumbass. Willfully dumb-as-fuck.

Let’s Stay Together by Al Green plays.

1:37