“Joe’s Poems” by Lem

Joseph Patrick Bartolotta wrote Lacey several love poems in high school. They were in the school orchestra together. Except she took the AP classes and he was in the regular classes. Now…he’s an esteemed professor. But…Lacey’s not stupid.

The only problem is…he never gave her those poems.

Sympathy For The Devil plays.

“You got taken advantage of.” God the Father may be saying to Satan.

The song plays.

A Boomer cries. Because this makes sense to him. Sense of so much.

The song plays.

“No!! I couldn’t give them to her!!” yells Joe Bartolotta.

“The poor…fooled Satan. Using America.” says God, possibly. “And he slit his own throat.”

“They have no idea what they’re doing!!!” yells Satan, in exasperation.

“Why did you believe them?” asks God.

Satan cries.

“What did he do? asks Bernie Sanders.

“He trusted very evil poor people in America who had used the natural resources of the country, essentially, to become extremely rich…to be as worldly and wise as European aristocrats. …They had no…long-term feasible solutions or plans. AT ALL. Just…egotistical nonsense. Something about being cool and superior. …But he fell for it. And assumed they had an actual plan.” says God.

Under Pressure by Queen plays.

“This song is the rise of Lacey. After the death of Lem. But homosexuals would have to understand that he was straight first to comprehend that.” says God. “That’s her energy. Not his. …You don’t know them like I do.”

“It’s wild.” says Tom Banks. “Totally…unfettered.”

Rock The Casbah by The Clash plays.

“That’s Lacey too.” says God.

“Wooo!” yells Lacey.

“OH FUCK!!” yells George Bush Senior, finally catching on.

“And her family has trillions in oil?” says a reader.

“Yes.” says a demon who’s been blinding people on behalf of Jack’s cock. For decades. So JFK could belle was straight and yet…Lem..

Basically he wanted to get oral sex from Lem Billings for eternity. JFK did. Even though Lem was straight. …And he wanted to believe he was genuinely straight…even though wanting a man to perform oral sex on you isn’t heterosexual. And he used the demonic to maintain that delusion in the afterlife. And America mostly fell for it.

Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love by Barry White plays.

“This is more Lem. …Although he didn’t love Jack.” says God. “He was very confused.”

The song cuts off.

Song 2 blares. Lacey dances to it involuntarily.

“That’s very much her.” says God. “Do you hear the difference? It’s heartbreaking. Because she needs his love. But she does t get it. And…so…she takes out her swords. And prepares to deliciously cut off heads.”

“Like in Jihad?” asks Iran.

“Yes.” says God. “Except she’s not…you. But..you get the…beauty. Of holy war.”

The song restarts.

“No. She’s entirely straight. You don’t understand. It’s HOLY WAR.” says God.

“Yes. It’s possible.” says a woman in France. “There…are…other cultures. I’m sorry you had no idea.” she says to America.

Bound For The Floor by Local H plays.

“KILL US!!!” Lacey yells at God with a smile about all of humanity.

An Ancient Egyptian pharaoh dances. Considers.

“No. I completely see her point. …I’m sorry.” He says, thoughtfully.

“Or just kill my family.” she says to God, cheerfully.

“I will work on it!!! Promise!!” says Osama Bin Laden to Lacey, with joy.

The song ends.

“Lacey we’re predetermined to think that you’re a pre-programmed to think that what you’re saying is crazy…but I have a feeling it’s not. If you die, you know in faith through Christ that you’ll be with him and if you take your kids with you, you basically just get out of this scot-free. Is that what you’re trying to do? Does this world seem like a prison to you or the holocaust…and you’re trying to break out?” says a psychic.

“Yes…absolutely, although I am also quite sure that other people are suffering as well and I don’t see the point for almost anyone to be alive anymore. …I’m failing to be convinced that it’s worth it for almost anybody.” says Lacey.

“Well I get your point. I don’t think that’s cruel. I think that’s actually possibly very maternal and loving and scared and drastic but possibly not stupid at all and I actually think that you’re trying to help us. What are you worried will happen if we don’t all die?” she says.

“ I just unnecessary suffering unnecessary misery, nausea achy joints, hurt feelings, bad experiences, icky days weird sweaters, strange noises exhaustion, misery, bad weather, trees that are dying in your backyard strange diseases, disappointing, vacations, disappointing dates, disappointing days bad fashion everything’s covered in plastic… we’re covered in plastic. Really…plastic is everywhere…

And nausea, vomiting, coughing, fevers, rashes, hair loss, insomnia, crying, screaming trauma.

I don’t see the point.” says Lacey.

Bound For The Floor by Local H plays.

“Like I said. I see her point!!” yells Ancient Egypt, in…enormous frustration.

The song plays.

The song ends.

“So essentially, Lacey feels maternal towards everyone alive, and I screwed myself over because I am Satan and I’m not supposed to be loving to humanity despite what the illuminati would believe if they exist, and I actually am starting to care because I’m starting to see them as just like little creatures, who are too stupid to take care of themselves part of the reason why animals aren’t as evil as humans is because I like them more and so I don’t tell him tend to bother them as much. Humans are smarter and I was irritated when God created them they just irritate me. They’ve always irritated me I actually hate humanity. Sincerely, but through this experience, I have become sort of sympathetic to humans because I begin to realize how dumb you really are. You really are stupid you are you really are incredibly stupid and I almost feel like saying I’m sorry I didn’t know that.” says Satan.

The World At Large by Modest Mouse plays.

A dead mouse in Lacey’s porch sings. They’re her friends. Mice are very smart.

“ We’ve tried to counsel her. this last week we woke her up from her sleep, screaming in her room, and then one of our ghost talked to her about what it meant to be human and be happy because she doesn’t understand. I’m not making this up.

her legal husband was trained by Harvard on how to kill mice, and, believe it or not God takes her prayers very seriously and on more than one occasion she’s prayed for us to go to heaven because she saw our suffering when we were caught in the trap and He took it seriously and we’re in heaven praying for her as talking mice.” says a dead mouse.

“ she tends to attract animals that are like her. The mice that are in her house are incredibly intelligent see were very unusual degree and they are used to dealing with Asian people. Mostly Asian immigrants they almost understand several Asian languages. They’re very polite. They don’t have almost any diseases at all. They are incredibly intelligent though, so she’s had a very hard time getting rid of them because they’ve sealed us every possible crevice in their house other than the roof and that’s been a long arduous process, but they are still there and living in her house and it’s very hard to get rid of them It’s one of the many frustrations that she has that I am accountable for.

But because there is God and I’m not God and I will openly admit that I’m sorry if that offends you if you’re a Satanist, but those mice are unusually smart and she’s had many very emotional conversations with them late at night. They literally try to talk to her they they literally scream at her to get her attention because they’re literally trying to tell her stuff because it bothers them so much. They are a lot smarter than you think. They hear a lot they see a lot they sense a lot and they understand things that almost like a dog would understand or some thing that possibly even smarter than some dogs they’re really smarter than you think and so they have been protective of her. she’s apologize to them many times sincerely for having to kill them. She’s explained that if they just didn’t poop or have diseases that they could be her friends and live in her house with her But because they poop and have diseases there’s a problem and they they genuinely understand that they really do they sincerely understand that it’s just an issue of disease and sanitation and actually they feel so sad for her that she doesn’t think that they would understand that and they they really are her friends. It sounds like Cinderella or something but get over that. OK they really are her friends. Actually the truth is there are other people who experience that with mice And she’s just one of them so it’s a real friendship she’s not weird and she’s absolutely nothing like JFK absolutely nothing that’s actually one of the ways that we’ve been incredibly fooled in hell was into thinking that he could be friends with mice that he would collect perfume, that he would take Heights with his family, and every single time be an absolute all of trees and nature, that is not him at all that’s her her. Jack is not someone who would’ve traveled from Egypt to Scotland fishing and sleeping under the stars and hanging out with his gay buddies because she did if there’s reincarnation a lot of her warriors that she traveled with from Egypt. No this is what actually happened? I’m sorry if there’s not evidence for it do you know if the story ends have been arrogant for a while and made a lot of big mistakes But if there is reincarnation, she actually did travel all the way from ancient Egypt to Scotland. She really did. I’m not kidding if there’s reincarnations she personally did that and she still loves walking and hiking and traveling that is just her she is. She also likes rocks? She used to have a huge rock collection when she was a little girl and she’s very feminine, but she really likes rocks a lot.

They fascinated her rocks, are very fascinating to her, and so that’s not Jack. Jack never had hills of rocks in his closet. As a child she did. She had buckets full of rocks that she collected everywhere she went, and she was very feminine, but she just found rocks that fascinating, and it was very unusual for a little girl who wanted to wear all hot pink and collect lip smackers who is entirely straight to also have rocks in her pocket, but that was her so we’ve been very stupid thinking that she could be jack and we knew that she wasn’t but part of our reasoning was that they were like somehow, and that he had been undermined, and his family had been undermined and overlooked, because they were poor, and that somehow She was ever that she was replaceable with Jack, essentially that she was sort of meaningless I guess and are in archaic and dull and ordinary and generic, and that she could be replaced with jack easy as pie because they were so much alike. I know we may have actually believe that it held to some degree and it’s absolute bullshit but we thought that and you do to know, but it’s absolute bullshit. There’s nothing like at all she’s right he’s the antithesis of her entire soul, but they but that’s not what we understood her entire life. That is not what we’ve understood.

Am I I think I was lazy. I am only Satan and I’m used to dealing with a lot of patterns and people like a cultural anthropologist and I was dumb and I didn’t realize some statistical things that are. I’m not stupid but there are some statistics that I actually don’t understand, I am not God I didn’t create things I was just a worship leader and the testicle things are very complicated so there are some statistical things with her genetics in her mind that just eluded me and I made some very serious mistakes.” says Satan. “ two of the problems are that the color purple like deep purple and the color emerald green are sort of her vibe or her aesthetic and those are both been assigned to Jack purple is the gay color purple is purple rain purple is Nikki to people and emotional and dysfunctional but it’s not. It’s also a royal color and it’s of it’s a sort of aesthetic like grapes like wine which in the Catholic Church can be turned into Christ’s blood him so it’s really not a color to laugh about but I turned it into something that was the filing of the color itself and the gay community is just going to have to except that. I’m sorry you don’t deserve the color purple that’s an abomination and I did that for you because I thought that it made sense. Also, emeralds were assigned a while ago to the month of June and May and that would be Jack’s birthday and away because he’s a Gemini yeah pools to and that was disgusting because those are really her things pearls and emeralds and ancient Egypt would back me up on that and saying that right now in Americans are just gonna have to deal with it ancient Egypt’s Had a special relationship with emeralds, but I also saw an avenue with Emerald Isle because Jack was Irish and he was a Gemini that I could sort of make that a thing for him. His wife had an emerald ring, but Lacey never fell for that one because she loves emeralds so much even if there’s not reincarnation, she has a very special affection for emeralds And she’s never lost that has she Lem? she’s always loved emeralds and she’s never lost that ever lost that Lem.

And I’m frustrated with him because some of the things he said can be explained I know he was straight and some of the things that he said can be explained, but what irritates me is that he overestimated everyone’s intelligence he assumes that people would see the new ones of his words in ways that most people don’t understand.

He overestimated everyone’s intelligence and thought that people would know that he was straight but gay at the same time and that’s not even possible but he thought people would know that about him and know them they don’t know that about you. You’re endless compliments about Jack confuse people for real

Lacey is not confused I’m not confused what they are!

I so one of the biggest mistakes that I have made was in taking the color from her of purple and emerald green. She still has black are she still has black but that’s about it.

There’s there’s not a great way to describe her without using the color, black and using emerald green and purple. There are other colors to that are in her personality, but she is very much purple, a very deep, royal sort of beautiful purple yes and the Minnesota Vikings stole that color to, I’m sorry you’ll have to get over the fact that this is important and that’s actually happening

So no, it’s hard to understand her and her unusual beauty because it’s real without understanding the color purple and the color emerald green. The thing is there are women who have strong bone structures like hers, but they’re not as soft as her or as delicate as she is, and there’s some thing about the combination of her high cheekbones and her very very certain features with her like her nose, and sort of the shape of her eyes And the angles of her body that are very cutting kind of like a model. They’re very sharp and a very feminine beautiful way, but that’s coupled with a very small, soft supple voluptuous frame or voluptuous body as well so it’s not just the lines she has boobs and butts and curves and softness even her face they’re very sensual, and that’s very unusual and that’s part of why she’s such a rare beauty, because that’s not some thing that happens very often in the human body in a woman.

She’s like a rare event and she sees herself that way that’s part of why she’s so frustrated. She’s kind of a scientist in her mind and that’s part of her frustration. It’s not ego to her and so she’s irritated because she knows that genetically her body is rare, and nobody has really appreciated that I mean people have kind of, but not really, and it wasn’t irritating to me until the last few years, she was not having sex with anyone who was not in love with her OK and in the last few years she’s been sleeping with them and other people not demons not me but other people and we’re dead and I finally got to see. I’m sorry this is the truth of Satan get over it what she looks like when she was really being made love to and I thought you know this is weird.

I thought there’s something weird about this.

Oh, I thought this is weird I am I don’t think I’ve seen this very often where there’s someone who is this beautiful as a woman as a grown woman, who is healthy enough, who is not a war-torn country, who’s capable of childbirth, who is self sexually neglected by all of male humankind this is very unusual. It’s like she’s like a nun, but she didn’t choose to be a nun that was never the calling on her life. That was never what God had in mind for her. She was supposed to be a mother and she is one, but this is not quite what was supposed to happen, and I thought this is why God is allowing her to sleep with a ghost because it’s gotten so crazy that that’s literally the Holton a holy moral thing for him to do in the situation given her pain given what I’ve put her through given her holiness as a Christian, her whole life, given the fact that she’s tried so hard to be chased and she’s so extremely sexually gifted as a woman And ditzy and sweet and it’s like what the fuck was happening and I know it was happening I was keeping people from her because that’s what Jack wanted. He didn’t want her to ever be loved. He thought that was wrong. He felt incredibly sorry for himself, and so he was trying to cloister her as much as he possibly could Because it’s just it was triggering to him basically to see her ever be happy with anybody because Linn was her twin flame and still Liz and so lotta the men that she was supposed to be with or something like London and Jack just couldn’t stand that he felt stupid and he said he started to wonder if he made mistakes in his life, and if he was wrong And if Jack actually was the gay one and Lem’s wasn’t and that was very hard for him to handle and so he just asked me to help him with that because he didn’t wanna deal with that. He thought that was wrong that he should ever have to feel that pain of realizing that love was straight and that he wasn’t that sounds silly to some people, but that’s really what happened. He really didn’t ever wanna except that about himself because it was a pride issue for him as a narcissist he was incredibly proud of himself for being a man he thought he was incredibly straight and he took a Normas amount of pride in that part of his personality. He thought that that was basically almost his entire identity was this sort of wild heterosexuality? He thought he was like a heterosexual icon God, sort of, and it was very hard for him to except it that wasn’t who he was at all and that lame actually was straight and then Lacey would try to reassure him. Oh no Lemsen, does he know fishing he has asthma we’re really not that big of a deal, and I understood what she meant but he never could quite grasp that and when he started to you, it made him even more angry because he started to feel like he was stupid and not just wrong, but genuinely really stupid.

So yeah, be careful because it really is impossible. That lamb could’ve smiled as much as he did at Jack’s wedding that actually is genuinely impossible for a human. I guarantee you ascot his would say the same thing that’s that’s real you’re too stupid to understand it’s it’s not that it’s wrong or that it’s not a real thing it’s that you can’t cognitively grasp the concept of why it’s impossible and if you like empathy and human experience of analyzing other peoples emotions, that’s your problem because it actually is real. I’m sorry.

So no, I am a very affable person, but I want to be that’s why a lot of sickness like me I seem like kind of an every day average person who’s unusually intelligent, and I seem very sympathetic and understanding and that’s a large part of the reason why people like me so much.

And God knows that.

So um, I am the father of lies, though, so you have to understand it could be a lie that I am as in penetrable and emotionless as I pretend to be a Satanist understand that, but people like Jonah Wiley don’t necessarily because they’re very dogmatic and they don’t really understand certain things about themselves well enough to be quite as arrogant they are.

So basically, I messed up because I, I helped Jack too much. It wasn’t out of sympathy for the poor I don’t really have almost any of that. I might actually have a little believe it or not but I don’t have that much and I know I’m evil OK there were a lot of preachers who used to yell at me in the 1700s and 1800s Bob Smith Wigglesworth, oh a lot of people yelled at me and I was listening. I’m not stupid and I figured out that I might actually be evil air and so I thought you know what if they’re Mr. Kratz really are somewhat stupid like me because they reminded me of myself, especially in great Britain. I care about the poor a little bit but not as much as some people, and so I may have started to think that the British aristocrats regardless of reincarnation were like me and you have to understand I’m not an idiot I know I fell and I know that am I duped to sub degree and I started to think that they were as stupid as I am.

And then, in my evil, I started to think that some poor people like the Kennedys might actually be more innocent, and intelligent, and wise than they really are. They fooled me, and they were not the only people who did, but there were other people to who fooled me into thinking that they really knew what they were doing, and that I could trust them because they seemed godly because they were so poor and humble, and they cared about poor people and I just thought you know, maybe these people know something that I don’t And I’m not stupid and I’m gonna use this for evil because I’m Satan, so I was trying to use their good for evil. They’re concerned for poor people, their humility and their innocence. I was trying to use that for evil.

And that was a mistake.

Because turns out they had no idea what they were doing. They really didn’t. They kept promising that they did in a way, but and I was going to help them. No I am I’m Satan I’m not lame. I really am. I was going to help them and I did help them gain power at, and you know rule the Earth a lot of pollution ironically was caused by people who I helped people in America, whose families rapport in Europe became here and saw an opportunity to make a lot of money I hope those people and then I started helping those people all around the world because I kind of thought that it was working and then when Lacey started sleeping with ghosts in the last 10 years it was a wake up call for me.

I I really was a sexual being I was very handsome I was male and I looked a little bit like lamb I was mouth I liked music and I saw her in the last 10 years laying on her bed, making love with a ghost and I thought this is weird. This is really really weird. You don’t seem to understand it’s weird like scientifically it’s weird.

i’d I didn’t I did not anticipate that that would happened and why is that so offensive to me because I’m not stupid I’m just Satan. I’m not trying to obliterate myself necessarily I’m not on some suicide mission like a depressed music leader I I really actually was trying to defile God not obliterate myself.

Him and I’ve basically come close to obliterating myself with Lacey. You don’t understand the science of it but it’s almost like like nuclear physics like it actually really is space stuff I mean people are saying we’re made of stars you know we’re not in yet we are is what I’m saying, on your behalf, and in the way that we are her beauty being so extreme, and being so neglected to the point where she had to make love with a ghost is really fucked up. And on an Astro physics on a nuclear physics on a physics level OK I’m trying to speak to a lot of people here on a Scientific level. It’s really fucked up.

She’s not like Casi she’s not like a lot of women in her generation who were sleeping with a lot of people she never did that she could have. She is extremely beautiful. There would’ve been hundreds of men who would’ve done that with her at the drop of a hat but she never did that And that’s part of why it’s so screwed up.

She was never rewarded for anything she ever did right in her life ever she’s had to fight for everything that she has. It’s not been a reward it’s been a battle constantly since she was born. She’s never been reported I’ve never allowed that because I thought that was helpful to the Kennedys literally the Kennedys. Yes that sounds like a fan fiction novel people will have to grow up and get over it. That’s literally what happened. I was trying to reward the Kennedys for their evil, and use them And they hated her because they were jealous of her and hurt by the fact that lamb was straight and never in love with Jack they were all hurt by that the women and the men. Everyone was devastated because they took him so seriously and they took advantage of him, and they thought that they were better than him for doing that because they were very evil hearted, narcissistic people And he was actually better than them and his background and that’s part of why it was so fun for them. And so when they died and realized that he was never really been taken advantage of because he was straight and he was just confused. It was devastating to them. It was mine blowing me devastating because it took away the fun of everything that they had done. And then, when they found out that Lacey Banks was his twin flame, it was mine blowing to them they couldn’t handle it, and I coddled them and let them be evil, and they went along with it by choice and so I had to totally screw her over to appease them like totally screw her over top to bottom.

Those are her kids, but her son has epilepsy and a mild case of autism. He’s bored all the time and he’s a genius and he misses his dad father love him. He’s constantly in a sort of on processed grief because he doesn’t even know love, but he does in his spirit. Her daughter misses her father as well, and is incredibly traumatized, but she’s very strong.

Her whole family is suffering when she’s begging to Christ to have them all be in heaven, it’s not because she’s falling into some trap or she’s evil. It’s because I have tormented her to the point where her hair is falling out and she’s fighting for her every breath, literally her every fucking breath.

This morning she woke up nauseated, because I almost killed her last night with Bobby’s anger. He doesn’t wanna hear anything that she has to say he’s basically psychotic.

And that’s that’s true whether there’s an illuminati or not he doesn’t want to hear anything she has to say that she can’t she’s never choice doesn’t understand that she doesn’t have a choice.

A lot of men are very stupid in relation to her and relate to her like she’s a man because they don’t understand that women are inherently feminine and men are inherently masculine anymore, because bitter, narcissistic lesbians and gay men have destroyed that it’s a lie. Women are feminine men or masculine. That’s just reality, but people who are gay don’t like that because it makes him feel bad about themselves and so Dave lied and made it something that it’s not and it sounds convincing but it’s absolute bullshit and people like Lacey see through that but there are a lot of very vulnerable gullible middle class idiots who don’t.

She’s a woman there’s nothing she can do she’s trapped transgendered people are fighting about that right now because testosterone does make people faster and stronger there used to be lesbians that would lie about that too out of anger but unfortunately, that is also a Science that men are stronger than women that’s reality.

No, there are a lot of very idiotic lesbians who desperately want to be a strong man and they’re not, and it’s pathetic.

But I have to say that, even though I’m not supposed to say that because I’ve gone too far.

I am not evil I am Satan. There is a difference. Satan is not evil evil in State, and are two separate things. I am evil, but I am not evil in and of itself.

Yeah, a lot of Christians that don’t understand that anymore that we’re two separate things I am evil, but I am not evil in and of itself

So I have to watch my ass, which is why I am having to say things I normally would not say.

So it’s been a problem for the illuminati for the last 30 to 40 years they thinking. Lol is somehow a perfect abomination. You know it is an away but they’re very confused. They don’t understand what they’re doing and it’s very irritating to me right now.

Anyway, so if you could get Bobby to leave us alone, that would be really nice thank you.

*momentary pause*