Matt Is

George Vicesimus Wigram?

God: Possibly?

Matt: So my father was a baronet?

God: Possibly.

Matt: And I went to Oxford.

Waterloo.

And…Fanny.

And…

Matt: Is that me?

God: I can’t say. But it’s very possible.

What do you think?

Or are you Loftus?

He went to Cambridge.

Loftus is his brother.