Kubrick Wonders

Stanley Kubrick: So…that’s not real.

None of that is actually possible, yet. I’m sorry.

The perfume community: Okay.

Stanley Kubrick: What I wonder…is why…people like you always assume the right…to the Rainbow Room.

Why does Dr. Harford think he has a right to go there?

The perfume community: *Thinks*

We can’t…-

It’s a secret.

Stanley Kubrick: No, in this context…it can’t be.

Why?

The perfume community: *Thinks*

*Thinks some more.*

Because it’s for everyone?

Stanley Kubrick: No! Not the Rainbow Room. You’re confusing Heaven or possibly even the Kingdom of Heaven…on Earth…with the Rainbow Room.

The perfume community: *Thinks*

What’s the difference?

Stanley Kubrick: There’s a big difference!

Heaven is…Heaven?

This isn’t as…good, actually.

This is…mortal. Heaven is immortal.

The perfume community: So…what you’re saying-

You are snubbing me!

Stanley Kubrick: No.

We’re still just discussing the Rainbow Room.

The perfume community: I don’t like where this is going!!!

Stanley Kubrick: You can’t discuss anything?

The perfume community: FINE.

What’s the DIFFERENCE!?

Stanley Kubrick: The Rainbow Room is…of this world. It can decay.

The perfume community: Why does that matter!?

Stanley Kubrick: GOOD!

The perfume community: *Looks confused*

Stanley Kubrick: Because…it’s dark.

“Eyes Wide Shut” was in the dark.

The perfume community: Mmmhmm.

So y’all seeing ghosts?

Stanley Kubrick: We can and do. Yes.

The perfume community: Well, I didn’t know that!!!

Stanley Kubrick: EXACTLY!!!

What right do you have…to march arrogantly…into one of my meetings…and start demanding money and sex? I’m DOING SOMETHING.

What the heck do you know!? NOTHING!!!

But people like you smell blood…and start charging your way right in.

The perfume community: Okay.

And since you are not…the Christian church…we can’t be using The Gospel?

The Illuminati: That was his idea.

The perfume community: So “Eyes Wide Shut” is a wake-up call to Satanists!?

Stanley Kubrick: Yes? In a way.

*People think*

Stanley Kubrick: We knew…those of us who cared…in the…community…that pedophilia wasn’t a way out. Financially or otherwise.

We saw the writing on the wall.

There was no way we could maintain a stable economy and world order…using molestation to make money. And so we decided to…say something. My film was a protest. An internal protest.

I felt…that…we were completely misguided.

Baal worship? Ha! Please! *He rolls his eyes*

People were rewriting history…and still are…to believe that molestation can be a sacrifice. *He laughs* IT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT.

But…people kept insisting it was.

The perfume community: So why not just worship Baal?

Stanley Kubrick: We all have to do it.

Or there has to be some…modicum of unity. There can’t be ten movie producers, three Old Hollywood stars, a famous journalist…and one world leader…saying one chant…burning a goat…and then…forty new money assholes trying to sacrifice a child by molesting them.

We’re literally trying to impress a deity.

For the sake of power.

You think Baal cares like Jesus!?

We KNOW that’s not true.

*He laughs*

No. Based on experience…Baal is going to see our…disunity…and laugh. Right in our faces.

Say, “YOU FOOLS!!”

So…we have to have our act together.

The perfume community: Why don’t you just worship Christ? Or God?

Stanley Kubrick: Okay.

Some do!!!

Louis Hill Junior did! No! Louis Hill Junior did. But he’s dead.

We need living people to make it work.

Why not worship Christ or God now? *Rolls his eyes and shrugs* Because…people think it’s stupid.

There’s SUCH an anti-Christian movement. It’s real.

Why else? Because people who are very rich…don’t want to be accountable to God. At times. No, not Lacey. But there are many people who just…haven’t wanted to submit to Christ.

Dolly Parton: I made that mistake.

I worshiped Beelzebub. And at the time it seemed…funny. Kinda…cool and edgy? But…the problem is…I was worshipping Beelzebub. I actually worshipped that weasel.

*She laughs*

So now I’m stuck…

Because I actually worshipped…Beelzebub.

The perfume community: Why can’t you just be accountable!?!

The Illuminati: Very complicated.

I mean…”solving poverty” is extremely difficult. You can’t do it either. Stop lying.

So…we…feel…trapped. And…in our stupidity…we…worship Baal.

The perfume community: But it doesn’t work?

God: No.

I have compassion. I understand.

And at times I try to work with certain people. Because I can tell they just feel…trapped.

But…I can’t work that way with everyone.

Stanley Kubrick: Does the perfume community feel that they’d obviously be people God could work with?

The perfume community: Yes.

Stanley Kubrick: BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR HUBRIS.

*He laughs.*

If your grandeur isn’t real…you’re in trouble.

The Illuminati: Lacey is real. Remember?

I’m real too. The person saying this.

The perfume community: Ha!

Putin isn’t doing this.

This is a joke.

A woman in Minnesota: No! It’s not.

The perfume community: No.

She’s just mean.

She’s just…mean.

A woman in Minnesota: And poor?

The perfume community: Yesss!

Yup.

Nothing else makes any sense.

A woman in Minnesota: So…we’re not…being psychologically invaded by Putin? Through you? And your stupidity?

The perfume community: No.

I’m not stupid.

I have a PhD.

No, I do.

I do!

And…umm…-

No. See…she’s not…smart.

I have a PhD.

I do!!!

Do you!? Huh!? DO YOU!?

No. You don’t!

A woman in Minnesota: Actually, I do.

The perfume community: Lying.

I detect lying. Yup. In my Tarot session…right now…I’m reticent to say that I detect a lie.

England: *Cracks-up laughing*

The perfume community: YOU ARE-

MEXICAN!?

A woman in Minnesota: German. And…French. And Polish.

The perfume community: No. You’re actually a Jew.

I’m not going to lie anymore.

No. I’m done with the lies.

A woman in Minnesota: No.

I’m not Jewish.

*She laughs*

Why do-

The perfume community: SHHH!!!

Shhh!

You can’t talk.

Stop…talking.

I’m going to explain.

Okay?

I’m…the WINNER.

I WON.

Putin: There’s no way out! Not the usual way.

You can’t attack her. She’s innocent.

*He laughs, mocking “America”*

A hater: There is no such thing as the Illuminati or ghosts.

This is just navel gazing stupidity!

*She looks insane, rocking herself back and forth.*

I don’t believe in ghosts! I don’t believe!!!

Putin: *falls over laughing at “America”*

A “red pill” American: Wait! I got this.

Go be evil?

Putin: STOP! *He struggles to breathe, he’s laughing so hard*

The Illuminati: I think…you’ve all gotten the wrong idea?

We really…-

That won’t work. It’ll just make things worse.

“Red pill” Americans: HUH!?

The Illuminati: EVIL IS WORTHLESS.

“Red Pill” Americans: Then why are you being evil?

And making it look cool…

The Illuminati: It’s…-

We’re doing a thing. Okay?

“Red Pill”: WHAT!?

The Illuminati: Buddhism!?

The Ying and the Yang?

Except, we think way too highly of ourselves. So we overdo the evil.

That’s one example.

“Red Pill”: This is all just her?

The Illuminati: That’s actually either sociopathic or you’re genuinely illiterate. No. I’m a character, or I’m real.

“Red Pill”: I’m too REAL.

The Illuminati: Then it’s you.

“Red Pill”: But she just keeps pointing out my stupidity!!! I’m NOT STUPID!!!

The Illuminati: What are you?

“Red Pill”: I’m WISE!!

I’m a WISE man.

The Illuminati: In reality or in your ego?

“Red Pill”: I SEE HER TYPOS!

I SEE HER TYPOS!!

Ha! WHAT A LOSER SHE IS?!!!

Ha!

When I type…I KICK ASS!!!

I KICK ASS!!!!

I WIN!!’

I’m a WINNER!!!!!

I’m a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*He thinks*

She’s PSYCHOTIC. Yes, I called the police on her blog. Yes, I read it. Daily.

So what?

*He laughs at her like he’s a really good person*

The Illuminati: Why are you reading this blog?

“Red Pill”: Because. I’m a dumbass.

I thought she’d start to love herself and be happy.

*He laughs at her more, like he’s profoundly wise*

The CIA: Why…don’t you…talk to her? In person?

“Red Pill”: I have.

I don’t like her.

The CIA: Then you can’t be reading her blog because you truly care.

Why are you reading it?

“Red Pill”: *Panics*

Because I hate her.

The CIA: And you called the police after she described being attacked on a hike by Muslims? Or after she explained her family’s wealth?

“Red Pill”: Both.

The CIA: Then how is she psychotic thinking you’re watching her and that you’re out to get her? YOU ARE.

“Red Pill”: I’m not a threat!

I’m A REALLY GOOD PERSON!!!!

The CIA: Not in relation to her. And actually, you have physically attacked her. Legally. You have.

“Red Pill”: *Shakes their heads no*

Conspiracy against…a woman…who…-

I am allowed.

It’s not illegal!!!

You can’t take away MY RIGHTS!!

The CIA: To do what!? Break the law?

What you all did was actually a felony.

For real.

And now you’re determined to believe she’s mentally-ill?

*They laugh*

You guys are…a riot.