Listen to “The Power (12” Version)” by SNAP!
The perfume community marches in…haute couture…into what they imagined was “The Rainbow Room”.
Confident. Strutting. Heavily scented.
1:52
The knock over tables. Kick butt, basically,
Everyone there…stands…and just…watches, in awe. Of course.
3:16
“I’ve got the power!” says a leader in the perfume community.
The Illuminati: As you wish.
Right this way.
*The Illuminati shows the perfume community to…the secrets of….the Rainbow Room.*
The perfume community: *Feels nervous, but tries to hide it.*
Let…the show…begin.
The Illuminati: You may all…pick your perfect mate.
*A woman who looks like Katie Holmes walks out. Looking for Tom Cruise.*
The perfume community: COOL!
*They all look around, in awe, at the people who are suddenly magically standing there. Perfectly dressed. Ready for a date.*
The Illuminati: Have fun.
The perfume community: COOL!!!
*They all walk around, finding their perfect mate.*
Ten members of the perfume community: I’m good.
*Locking arms with their ideal spouse.*
What’s next?
The Illuminati: MONEY. From…a tree.
The ten members of the perfume community: COOL!
*They examine the leaves, thoughtfully.*
So…this…just needs watering-? What? Like…every other week?
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The Illuminati: Yes.
Of course you trim it. Every spring.
*They nod*
The whole perfume community: COOL.
Let’s see more!!!
The Illuminati: TIME TRAVEL.
No. Not through worm holes. …*They cackle*
A PRIVATE JET.
The perfume community: Just what I thought!
Show me! NOW!
*And at that…they all take off. In the sky. Faster than the speed of light.*
The perfume community: *Sips champagne*
Very good.
I want to fly over Rome.
*They snap their fingers.*
5:01
*An hour later…they return to a posh, extremely beautiful mansion in Manhattan.*
The song ends.
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