Satan Vs. The Schwarzenegger

Satan: *Laughs at Arnold*

I’ve been in the same room with you. At Illuminati meetings.

Why are you lying like this!?

Arnold: *Refuses to talk*

Satan: You’ve seen people manifest? Or something else? Right? Come on! You’re full of shit!

Arnold: *Shakes his head no*

Satan: Are you lying for Bobby’s sake!?

Because of Lem!?

Arnold: *refuses to answer*

*Finally*

Look…even if it’s true…I don’t feel safe dying.

All this talk of death. I’m not okay with it.

We don’t know what’s going on.

Satan: Actually…you’re too dumb to. That’s true. But you shouldn’t call Lacey a liar.

Did she hurt your feelings? About Lem? Or did Maria think Lem was attracted to her? And she’s hurt to find out he wasn’t?

A demon: It’s all of them.

Satan: She’s not lying.

You’re just not as smart as her.

Arnold: You don’t exist.

Satan: Ahh.

Then how are we talking?

Arnold: This is craziness! She’s a schizophrenic!

Satan: WOW, you are SO fucking stupid!

*He laughs*

Dude. How are we talking!?

What am I? Think about it!

Arnold: I don’t know!

Satan: No!

Think about it. …What can I possibly be!?