Casi: This is legitimately entertaining. Let’s do more!
Lacey: I had no idea he hated me that much.
Chris: Yeah, well…
I was just being honest. It’s not like I would ever actually harm you or or anyone in your family. I just-I really don’t think I give a crap about you. 
A male reader: You already have harmed her and people in her family!
Casi: *laughs*
I almost feel like you’ve harmed me, to be honest?
Chris: She just made me really angry, OK!?
Casi: Are you absolutely sure it was Russian politics?
Chris: No, and yes.
Casi: What was the argument about?
Chris: I was a huge fan of a man named Milton Friedman. And she was the president of the Messiah College Democrats.  y an argument about the power and certainty of Free Market economics to fix a social issue we were discussing, and she cut what I was saying to pieces…and I felt like an idiot. 
She made this argument that was incredibly obvious, and I felt really stupid for not realizing it until she pointed it out.
Casi: That is not what I would’ve anticipated, but that’s interesting… *she sounds nervous*
The Illuminati: Do you wanna keep going or is that the end?
Casi: I don’t know…
The Illuminati: Okay.
A male reader: Why is she the one deciding this? That’s weird!
The Illuminati: Because, we have believed that she was a woman of profound insight, as the former countess.
There’s photographic evidence to suggest that she’s reincarnated. We don’t have such evidence for Lacey, so we weren’t willing to make that a possibility, in our minds. 
Casi: But if you’re wrong, she’s like a world leader and I’m not.
The Illuminati: I did think that last post with Bobby and Chris discussing America and gender and misogyny was very disturbing. And, when I first started talking to Lacey, I would’ve never imagined her even thinking about stuff like that. I thought she was too stupid and shallow.
So…definitely a reason to consider what you’re saying-
Casi: But she’s in the CIA and surely you knew that?
The Illuminati: Have you noticed how we make fun of Ivanka?
There is a group of women who graduated from good schools? who come from middle class backgrounds, who believe that they’re truly intellectual. They believe that they proved themselves. None of them are in the CIA. None of them have a father who is president or oil in their family. And they tend to think that they’re the truly intelligent women of their-of their generation.
Ivanka is also in the CIA. In a very similar capacity to Lacey. Actually…all of his children are- He was-
Do you remember that interview with Vladimir Putin and Tucker Carlson where he tells Tucker that he was in the CIA? That was a joke about this.
So we don’t take those people very seriously. It’s like, “What do they even do?”.
Bobby: *nods*
Babysit assholes like me? *he laughs*
I completely agree. We should just dismantle the entire CIA, and save the money.
Casi: So you guys truly do not take these people seriously, even though you’re dependent on them for your safety?
The Illuminati: Yeah? I mean you go to these parties in LA? OK?
And you meet lots of really important people!
And you think, “Hey, they’re just people!” People with tans and fake hair and long nails? And they’re just as vulnerable as anyone else! And you start to sell yourself, “This is stupid!”. And I’m sure that…you know, that they’re like the police? …They keep an eye on speeders and monitor traffic stops. You know? Make arrests, when necessary. But… I don’t really think that they do that much.
Bobby, what else would you think we should defund?
Bobby: I think we should completely defund the FDA.
Casi: THE WHOLE FDA!?!!
Bobby: Yes, what what is it even?
You can go to a farm, you can go grocery store…and it’s safe. …There’s nothing there that harms you!
I have absolutely no idea why the American taxpayerxzzhas to fund an organization…that’s basically doing nothing.
Lacey: What else?
Bobby: To be honest, I would defund almost everything!!
Schools…roads?
I would just say, “TAXES are done!”. No more taxes. No more any of that shit!
Just let people live!
Just let people live free…
And if they die? If they die of food poisoning or lead poisoning or if they fall off a bridge and drown? Well…that’s fine. That’s fine!
BECAUSE…that’s the world.
That’s the world, man.
That’s how it is.
It’s harsh. The world is WILD. …And you just gotta let people live and die. And… that’s how I see it.
