Satan: I helped inspire The Simpsons.
No, you can’t trust me.
*later*
Listen to “All Things Repeat” by Jameson Nathan Jones.
Lacey: Why were you threatening Stephen Colbert?
Taylor Swift: Because I’m not like you. I gave in.
Lacey: And you weren’t straight?
Taylor Swift: Yes.
Lacey: Why did you give-in?
Taylor Swift: I got tired.
I just got…tired.
They kept pestering me. Over and over and over.
*she shrugs*
The song ends.
Taylor: He’s not completely innocent.
He wanted to support Putin.
I don’t!
Lacey: *she smiles*
My WORD.
Taylor: Yeah!
Lacey: Was Dolly threatening you?
Taylor: Yep.
Lacey: For good reasons…or…what?
Taylor: Both.
She didn’t support Putin, if that’s what you’re talking about. No!
She…felt I was…evil. Because I lie.
Lem: She lied too…
Taylor: I think she thought I was worse.
Lacey: How?
Taylor: Because I pretend to be genuinely good and innocent. And…entirely loving. She felt she was more…honest.
Lacey: That’s both true and not…
Taylor: Yeah!
No, I’m not okay.
In case you’re wondering…
Lacey: Okay.
