Sexual Preferences

Elliott: Let’s keep explaining. Because…you’ve been incredibly confused.

I go on a date with Lacey and I want sex. Of course. I’m a natural, normal, healthy, adult man. And, I find her very attractive.

Okay?

What do I do?

Well…I open the door for her. To the movie theater. And, I make sure to let her feel…tiny.

What do you do first?

A Millennial man: *thinks*

I mean…-

I open the door too. But…just to be nice.

A Millennial woman: YEAH RIGHT!

A Millennial man: Not necessarily.

*he thinks*

Umm…-

I grab her ass. Okay!?

Until I grab someone’s ass…I’m not serious. …Yes! While I’m making-out.

Elliott: Before you get to that point…do…you…touch her?

A Millennial man: Sometimes.

Why?

Elliott: Because, we always did. Always.

I mean…we made holding hands…something.

Tucker Carlson: Was the idea to get your wife interested?

Elliott: Yes! Absolutely.

Tucker Carlson: So we barely send any cues?

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Elliott: Yeah!

It’s very different.

You…surprised Lacey. Every single one of you. Totally took her off-guard. And it…obviously…isn’t…compatible.

She assumed she was…possibly going to be rejected. And then…you’d just…spring it on her. Out of the blue. From her perspective.

No. Her kids are fine.

But…I’ll give an example of what you did. Okay!?

So…she’s on a date. At a movie theater. And you want to make-out. Right?

A Millennial man: Yes.

Elliott: Great! Okay.

So…she’s waiting to see what happens. Because she can’t read you.

I’d be…wrapping my arm around her. Okay? You don’t.

So…-

A Millennial man: And she can read you!

Elliott: Yes.

…So…you got it in your head to kiss her? And…yet you’d not hardly touch her at all. …Until…an hour later. Sitting in your car. Talking.

And then suddenly you’d just kiss her. And decide to try to have sex.

Just like that.

Do you see the difference?

Jamie (a guy she dated): No! …I had my arm around her!

Elliott: Well…not like us.

Really.

You did…but…it was very…cold. And you never slept with her. Did you?

Jamie: True.

Elliott: You were…affectionate. But you’re an unusually sweet man. …And, I’m not talking about affection.

Jamie: What’s the difference!??

Elliott: …*thinks*

Ralph Fiennes depicts it with startling accuracy. In Schindler’s List. And what a sad moment for that to happen. But…it was…completely correct. Very historically accurate. I wonder how he did that, actually. Did he channel one of us!?

It’s not affection. Amon loves her, actually. He’s just…deeply disturbed, and evil. But…it’s not affection.

It’s…fitful. Restless. Filled with desire!

We wanted sex. It wasn’t a hobby. It wasn’t…an addiction. It wasn’t…relaxing. …Not really. It was…desire.

It’s not affection. It’s an unyielding force. And we’re desperate to contain ourselves. …And no, it’s not for show. It’s just how much- We were just like that.

So…yes. You enjoyed the movie. You had learned self-discipline. But…you didn’t stop thinking about sex. The whole time. *he shrugs* I’m just being honest.

They don’t say much.