A reader: Wait!
Do you understand that Putin fell in love with you?
A group of women in the perfume community: *snicker*
Lacey: I mean, maybe?
*waits*
Is that it? You sounded desperate to say something.
*waits*
*rolls her eyes*
*moves on*
The Illuminati: Hold on.
Are you just Black!?!?
Lacey: *confused*
No…
*later*
Joe Kennedy Junior: You just heard people talking about molesting children. Are you sure you don’t want to share that here?
Lacey: I am.
I just did.
Joe Kennedy Junior: But the names and stuff!
Lacey: Joe, that’s stupid.
First of all, I don’t know exactly what I even heard. Second of all, it won’t help those kids. Third of all, it’s disgusting. And lastly, it might not even do anything. People aren’t reading this blog in that way.
Joe Kennedy Junior: You’re right.
I hate you, by the way.
Lacey: *unintentionally almost falls asleep*
Joe, have a nice night.
*later*
A hostage: So you can’t tell them my name and location?
Lacey: I can’t easily hear it. And they could move you.
A hostage: TRUE.
Putin: I’ve been trying to kill some of you.
A child: *nods and screams*
A Democrat: But what if molestation is okay?
Maybe we demonize them?
Putin: *laughs*
A child hostage: *literally screams, pleading to be blown-up *
An American Catholic: No, it can’t be that bad. Oh, gee. No. It can’t be that bad….
God: It is.
That child is begging to be killed.
An American Catholic: But… there’s gotta be a way.
God: And sometimes people die of cancer. Do you think Lacey is evil?
An American Catholic: Yes.
