Novo-Ogaryovo (for entertainment purposes only)

Listen to “Who Shot Ya?” by the Notorious B. I. G..

Satan: he used to live in a very beautiful house that Lacey may have even preferred, but his wife does not prefer

His wife likes the new house and that’s great. He may have even built it for her. And that’s not intimidating to Lacey at all, but I mean you have to keep in mind that this woman is not some little bitch

But his wife was it is, and She is very loved by him and is very much kept private but at the old house Lacey did visit twice and on both occasions she was a willing guest.

she went to Moscow they drove to his state. She took a nap and then they had a meal and she was there for a day or two basically she assumed that it was sort of just a visit and it was they talked. He did at one point when they were walking around their estate, lay his hands on her and start coming on her and she was not offended, but because she’s not a prostitute, they just made out basically, and then that was pretty much it when they went a bit further than that, but not much I suppose she did lie to Chris in a sense about that being her first kiss Chris had believed that he gave her her first kiss in college, but that was not what happened. Putin was actually her first kiss and he made given intuitive that but they didn’t sleep together and it just depends on how you look at it but no, they didn’t really they just made out and he said well it was time for dinner now basically and so they had dinner and then he composed himself, but he said, and she went to bed in her own bed.

And then the next day she went home and she was told when she arrived back in Pennsylvania that things have gone very well. He thought very highly of her. He enjoyed getting to know he called the Baroness jokingly because of the oil and their family so he said I had a visit from the bear house, the Norwegian Baroness.

Listen to “Ten Crack Commandments” by The Notorious B. I. G..

Satan: so he said I was really nice talking with her. She’s a little woman. I think her family is perfectly second. I think you can trust them with all of that oil. I think there’s going to be a problem. She was a delightful person. You could trust her to run the country. I could sleep with her, but I didn’t. She’s delightful.

The second time it was two days or was it the other way around well anyway they almost did sleep together. He confessed that he was falling in love with her, but that he was going to have to just get over it because he was more in love with his wife and that it would just have to be nothing between them because he was really in love with his wife and she said she understood that she anticipated that that she could get over it and she did but I have a feeling that things started to add up and it just got to her after a while all of these men that just kept saying well you’re great. You’re the best looking woman ever but fuck you. I don’t give a shit.

So he’s not completely heroic and innocent as he has already explained?

So she flew out the second time he told her to just live. Don’t worry about being a lawyer don’t worry about any of that because it’s just bullshit coming from her background, but the same time her family wasn’t just gonna be instantly billionaires and so she might have to get a job and yeah, he basically just reassured her that it’s like don’t go to you know a job we’re gonna be lonely and miserable even if like there was some chance he was going to see her. He was in love with his wife, and there was very little chance he was ever going to marry Lacey so she needed to just sort of take care of herself and try and find someone to love. He said you know the point of life is to find someone to love who loves you. That’s really the point is to find someone who loves you who you can love that’s the point everything floats from That so to speak and she thought he’s right that really is true.

So then she went back to America and I’m sure she tried to find a husband or a boyfriend and it didn’t work and then I think she just slow started to give up because it just was like what the heck is this even supposed to be?

Messiah: so then why didn’t she just change her major to art history?

Satan: because her father refused to cosign a loan her uncle and aunt refused to cosign alone and her mother didn’t want to cosign more loans, and you decided to kick her out.

The song ends.

Listen to “Gimme the Loot” by The Notorious B. I. G..

Satan: there was money in her family. People could have just outright paid the school to keep her there for two more years, but nope.

Lacey: biggie talks about child molestation, and the child trafficking rings of the early 1990s in this song, which is why he was killed in part. But I’m not sure if he was a part of it or if he was disturbed by it. I’ve never been able to figure that out. Did he actually participate or did he risk his life to tell them no.

I have to think that at least some of the time he did.

God: Yes.

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Satan: he actually did have sex with women that was consensual. He didn’t just attack them.

When they kept talking about rappers being violent towards women that was a red flag for Lacey. Because they are but so are a lot of other men and based on what they say, they don’t sound any more violence than unfortunately unfortunately, a lot of other men. They’re just involved in dangerous activity.

Listen to “Going Back to Cali” by The Notorious B. I. G..

Lem: that was a consensual, bisexual conversation. The one you hear with me and JFK was fake.

The difference is that I was faking it, and you can hear it. neither of those two men are faking it, and they both sound bisexual.

They both sound like they want each other in a real way whether they’re crazy or deformed or not.

I think they knew and I think that’s part of why did he got in trouble? 

Russia: that is true did he got in trouble partially because he knew them was straight and him and BIG may have made fun of the candies in this song

Yes, they may have heard from a CIA or an FBI operative about the truth. I’m not saying Diddy‘s innocent. I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve it, but there are horrible things that could be happening still even though Epstein‘s gone and Diddy is in trouble. Why would you think it’s just the Democrats? Why would you think it’s just the Republicans?

One party might have a different approach One party might care about certain things more than another and you have to take that seriously but you can’t just treat them like their brands and one of them is the health food store brand and the other one is the one with the spray.

Consumerism ruined democracy.

Because no Diddy was evil OK, but he may have also been trying to do something that was less evil than what someone else was doing. How innocent was Dolly Parton? Maybe not as innocent as you want her to be OK?

Or maybe she knew the person who was the most evil?

But those are too actual bisexual men possibly making a parody of the conversation between me and Jack. I sound annoyed because I was I sound like I’m humoring him because I was Bobby do you have this problem with people? Let me ask you this. Have you let people die over the last 30 years frequently to believe that I was gay or are you a part of a bigger scam?

Bobby: it was that I didn’t want to think you were straight at all. OK I didn’t want to think that so I let biggie die because he was just a stupid rapper who got in trouble.

He made a stupid joke about you and Jack and I just thought you know OK but I know that that conversation that taped conversation because it was tapped was taped conversation… it was a taped conversation. OK it was taped?

And a taped conversation Lem, is a conversation where two individuals are having a conversation and they recording it…on a tape.

I was not interested and they taped stupid shit. I saw you in person. OK and people like Lacey would say but you weren’t around him all the time and that’s why you have to listen to the taped conversations.

But I am not trusting tape. I am trusting myself.

Don’t give me those tapes. I’m not interested.

Listen to “Niggas Bleed” by The Notorious B. I. G..

Bobby: I don’t get myself involved with tape. I get myself involved with truth.

So you can tell me all you want that lamb was being sarcastic, but my family is dense and narcissistic, but I’m not interested.

You can tear down the Kennedy center. It’s a lot more powerful than tape.

Those were real seats made of wood that building was made of cement not just tape.

That’s right we had a whole building made of cement and wood and polyester and silk, and you can just shove it up your ass.

Vicki’s real name is Chris. Biggie. see the phone isn’t gonna let me say it either. Biggie Notorious B.I.G.

OK, the phone submitting to me cause I’m a big deal

Notorious B.I.G.‘s real name is Christopher Wallace z

And he in this conversation is defending Lacey weird seems like she has no friends at all.

4:10

The FBI: but Chris and Ken were married today on the blog.

Bobby: Ken like Barbie and Ken no no no Ken‘s not her father because Barbie would never be her mom.

The FBI: OK but Ken is Mark‘s dad.

Bobby: then Barbie is her mother-in-law?!

*he laughs*

The FBI: yeah maybe or here’s a plot twist what if Chris and Ken are together?

Bobby: and Ken is her father-in-law still l?

The FBI: yes yes because Mark is Ken son?

Bobby: what?

The FBI: so Mark is Ken‘s son so Chris and the song sweetie would be talking about defending his daughter at least potentially so then maybe Chris is her stepfather in law would actually be defending her?

Bobby: but that’s not the song.

The FBI: how do you figure that?

Bobby: because I’m the bad ass!! I let people die. I have sex premier, and I shake my butt proudly. 

I have sex proudly with everyone and anything whenever I fucking want.

3:41

I don’t give a fuck about my children.

OK, I’m a bad ass. I’m a fucking bad ass. I’m a fucking bad ass!!!

The FBI: Bobby, why did you work on the Barbie movie?

Bobby: because I was trying to get into the sex trafficking rings and such and I was also trying to harass people and I’m jealous of Barbie if you must know.

The FBI: OK is that because Barbie is Ken‘s wife?

Bobby: Barbie and Ken are not married. I don’t even think they’re together. It was in the movie. I explained it. They’re not really a couple. He’s just gay and in love with me like lamb and everyone else Barbie is just a stupid bitch. It’s the movie OK and really that’s just real life. Everyone knows Barbie‘s lesbian whether she wants to be or not. OK cause people do what I want them to do sexually because I’m a bad ass so you could even tell me that that Ken is married to Chris and Diddy but Puff Daddy I’m not worried about my dad Bobby because Ken is just my uncle and I don’t have a problem because Barbie is actually in love with me.

Listen to “Notorious B. I. G.” by The Notorious B. I. G..

The FBI: OK, but Putin doesn’t wanna sleep with you

Bobby: yes he does. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Putin has guaranteed me that he does.

The FBI: how does Barbie feel about it?

Bobby: Barbie is perfectly fine because she’s a doll and she’s made of plastic. GOTCHA!

The FBI: except she could have energy

Bobby: nothing has energy. It’s just stuff.

The FBI: OK Bobby, I don’t think that Putin was asleep with you.

Bobby: satan was Putin was every man that’s ever loved. Her has been more in love with me so then why did she still exist because she hasn’t died yet

The FBI: how?

Bobby: my plan is to take my giant nose and my small chin and my huge hair with my uneven face and my scrawny, short body and my tiny dick and shake my stuff and make her die and live at the same time.

The FBI: OK so you believe that she’s going to live and die at the same time?

Bobby: i’m going to invent it.

The FBI: OK how are you going to do that?

Bobby: i’m going to make it so that her life is like death using the evil of Bill Gates. OK if you must know?

Putin: how is the old elderly autistic man going to help you, Bobby?

Bobby: he’s going to make her frozen so that she will live. He’s going to freeze her cryogenics so she’ll never truly completely die.

Lacey: that doesn’t work.

Bobby: yes cryogenics are real Lacey you’re backward. Heck you don’t know what I know about what Bill Gates does in his basement. Walt Disney lives there sometimes I even wonder if my mother made a deal with him and she’s in his basement right now in a bikini he made a leather.

Listen to “Clocks” by Coldplay.

Bobby: everything is about me you’ll figure that out sooner or later my friends.

This song was written for me. I cannot help that you now know Bobby, the truth about cryogenics.

Thank you, mother Ethel. I see you in his basement in my mind when I Astro project there.

I am a demon and I know your location mommy Ethel Dear.

Why is she chose Bill is beyond me

I’m beginning to be suspicious of men named Bill

Bill, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, King, William, the conqueror Prince William it’s strange don’t lie Bill Cosby Bill the bill of a duck dollar bill. What is the bill do it pecks you and then you bleed on your legs that’s suspicious.

Ethel is in Bill Gates basement. Frozen to life.

I will repeat for you Ethel Kennedy is in Phyl Gates baseball frozen . Ethel Kennedy is frozen in Bill Gates basement. But she’s not dead. She’s just frozen.

3:38

Hear that that’s the sound of truth about Ethel frozen in the basement of Mr. Bill Gates.

4:02

You are asshole you are my mother. Why did you betray me?

You are in the basement of Mr. Bill Gates, frozen in a string, leather bikini no doubt.

You know what happened is she flew to go see Vladimir right before the 2024 election. And then she flew home and she died. She was getting old and I don’t think that she had much of a chance to change and so they had to freeze her.

Yes, I actually don’t think she died. Excuse me. I think they froze her on the plane somewhere between Russia and the US. I think she was frozen on a billionaire jet.

I think they froze her over the Atlantic so she wouldn’t die of a heart attack after she won the election for ahh…my good friend Donald J Trump.

Because my mother was a powerhouse OK Lacey thinks she was better looking. She thinks Jackie was better looking hell no everyone knows that’s completely insane.

No, my mother was arguably one of the best looking women to ever live.

And I think Bill Gates froze in his basement. I think that he did that out of lust and stupidity. I think that man had lost issues with my mom and as elderly and autistic as he is, he couldn’t figure out that Ethel was an old woman because he saw pictures of her and said he said that to me, he said your mother really was attractive Bobby I know that it’s like oh my gosh Bill OK OK

I mean, I mean, he said that everyone knows that he told me that he said your mother really was attractive

*he laughs*

So I’m almost damn sure that because of Bill Gates is sexual lust issues my mother is frozen in his basement. She’s not dead. She’s not she’s frozen and I’m sorry but I think it’s disgusting what they’re doing I think she should just be unthaw and have a heart attack and finally die. I think it’s repulsive.

You wanna tell me that Walt Disney actually died?

*he laughs*

OK!?

No cryogenics is a very new uncharted field of science, but I happen to know that you can pause a video. You can pause a song. I don’t see why you can’t pause a human life.

Just think about it it’s not that the body is dead. It’s paused. Thoughts paused. Everything‘s just paused. It’s just paused and then it’s like oh they’re just paused.

And then the spirit pauses because the body pauses I don’t think the brain needs to function. I think you can just pause the energy with ice. It’s just like paused so it’s just like pause. Oh, it’s paused.

Oops, your paused. I mean just stand in place for a really long time. It’s the same thing or like when you’re asleep and you lay in one spot really still it’s like being frozen.

I’m frozen in place why did they say that?

Freeze! Don’t the police say that yes they do the actual police say that the police yell freeze

So why would the police say freeze if you can’t freeze the human body?

I can think just like Lacey too. It’s it’s possible she’s basically nothing so you yell freeze frozen. It’s like the movie frozen. It’s not a big deal.

Jim: is this how you talk in private?

Bobby; no, this is how I talk in my head and the illuminati talks with its head. OK so this is how I talk in my head.

So the head is a beautiful thing. It’s a beautiful thing head oral sex. I just trapped Lacey and her own lie because now she’s realizing that Liam was gay just like Diddy and just like Diddy in the song and she can say oh but that was fake because she pretends to be love all of the time. Oh, that was fake.

No, no it wasn’t fake end of story I win I don’t need to entertain the fact that it sounds fake or could be fake. It didn’t sound fake at ok and she thinks that it did but her opinion is just like nonexistent is totally nonexistent so no, it doesn’t sound fake even if they thought that I don’t care what they thought because biggie is a black fat man who’s dead

And P. Diddy is a skinny cocksucker. Who’s in prison who’s black

And here I am white with a big nose and a tiny dick and I rock I rock I rock I rock

I rock OK because because I’m just me and I have a big nose and a small chin and my profile has always been ugly. OK I have ugly teeth and I’m short but people fall in love with me because I’m sexually magnetic more than Jesus and Satan combined.

I am ugly, arguably, the most sexually potent human to ever live

And I would not be surprised if Bill Gates has my mother and his basement to try to study my sex

I bet he stares at her sometimes, and he says what’s the life being the mother of the holy Grail, the most sexual human to ever live? Tell me in your frozen steak how did you create that man that everyone loves and wants to be!?

Bill: OK but Bobby, if she’s frozen, how is she going to communicate with me?

Bobby: through the supernatural bill.

Bill: OK, but then she’d be dead.

Listen to “All The Things She Said” by t. A. T. u..

Bobby: no I believe that you could still hear her even though she’s still alive.

Bill: but then how is she frozen?

Bobby: Bill, I’m God.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Bill: I know you believe that we are God’s in a way all of us or you used to believe that but then why don’t you fly? Make yourself fly.

Bobby: that’s a trick I could make myself fly. If I really wanted to I could I could jump off of the building and do it right now.

Bill: why don’t you just stand on the ground and flap your arms and see if you can do it?

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Bobby: this song is about me being a bad ass and nothing more.

*he tries to fly*

The song ends.

Bill: did that work? Is it working? 



Bobby doesn’t respond. We’ll check back later