Lacey was intending to close her blog. Take a break. As Lem suggested. But… after a horrendous conversation with the Illuminati today, in which Peggy completely humiliated, Bobby astral projected himself and sexually “came on” to a man named Brian from Lacey’s childhood, and they all blamed Dolly Parton for their worst evil… she has decided to post once again.
They alternate between attacking me and deciding that they should be accountable. It’s almost impossible to keep up with them and figure out whether they’re being accountable or attacking me.
And drove me to finally post this actually was that in the last half an hour, most of America has decided that America invented war.  Within the last half an hour most of the elite in the Illuminati with one dead Rockerfeller missing from the conversation, has decided- and Lindsay Graham also being dead, and Ted Turner – has come to the conclusion, tonight, that they invented war. 
They earnestly believe that somehow, outside of time, America is the country that created the concept of war itself.  There are a lot of egotistically wounded people right now, running this country. 
An American man: Huh.
One these American war-philosophers:  Yes, Lacey doesn’t understand because she’s an idiot, but we’re quite sure that it was actually our invention. 
An American man: Why do you think we’re the country that invented war and not like China or Russia or Great Britain or some African country? It’s a very ancient concept.
One of these American war-philosophers: But we believe that it is in our nature as a culture to be the people who actually invented it. We believe that we demonically inspired Cain and Abel, and we believe that we automatically inspired Adam and Eve to fall.
An American man: Are we sure we’re in our right mind right now?
One of those American war-philosophers: *cries*
Listen if we have to fire all of the Petes we’ll do that. And I’m not none worried about it whatsoever. OK? There are a lot of zealots right now in Congress, but I’m not one of them and I’m gonna make that clear.
An American: Do you leave her alone or is there something you’re using physically to make it impossible for her to get away from you?
Satan: OK you’re not going to like this, but it’s because her father, her actual birth father, is Dutch old money. if he had just been from a poor family and been a bootlegger, she would probably be mostly OK but he came from wealth, real old wealth, and he was rebellious and so she’s currently living under a sort of curse and he was experiencing it himself as he was getting old. He was hearing things, but he wasn’t crazy and there’s nothing she can do because it’s just genetic. It’s just in her head. It’s just a curse that she inherited it. It’s really it’s really kind of a dangerous country. If none of us had talk to her if we had never talked to her and I’m saying we like I’m one of them and I’m not, but if they had never spoken to her she would probably be fine but she would just have an unusual amount of information being fed to her and her subconscious every day, which is why she did so well as the politics major people took her very seriously because she just gets tons of information and she’s also very smart but she’s given a lot of information from sources, demons living people dead people that she may or may not even want through her father because that’s just how American society has been organized for our centuries
And yes, obviously that’s why people have used her over the years, but that being said that being said there’s no way for her to turn it off so now she’s sort of trapped because a lot of the most influential people like the Roosevelts were from the same group of people her father was from, and they’re not necessarily as involved in the illuminati as they used to be, but they have been so dominant in American society that there’s nothing she can do scientifically spiritually her head is like hardwired that now that we’ve opened over her brain it’s just like It’s it’s basically impossible for her to turn us off because we know her too well in a weird way
We just can’t they they just can’t. They can’t stop talking to her and she can’t stop talking to them because her very identity is so impossibly linked with their perception of themselves as part of the illuminati.
Louis experienced something similar because of his mother
He had a hard time doing what to do with these people himself. Harold lobe was able to avoid it because he’s Jewish Michael died young.
Lamb is not the same. He was more fortunate because even though he’s old money, he’s not Dutch old money Dutch old money is different. They were very wealthy. They were very much into business. I don’t wanna call them controlling people, but they’re different people. It is like Pete on mad men he’s different than them.
Different than Lem.
so on the plus side, though she has an enormous amount of control she’s able to defend herself brilliantly and people are completely safe around her whether they know that or not. That’s that’s part of why they did. It was that they wanted to defend themselves and so they just took over everything and that was her father‘s psychology too the best way to defend yourself is to control everything and so he did and she’s done an excellent job defending herself, but there’s only so much she can do so there are some people who are angry at her that she’s not more helpful and people that are angry at her that she’s involved at all, but they know there’s nothing they can do and the people who wish she would do more know there’s nothing that they can do . It’s just an absolute hell
So she often has given brilliant suggestions-
An American: so you went too far and now you have to help us
Satan: yes OK yes I went way too far way off the charts too far. I am embarrassed to be honest with you.
 And yes, that is where they’re trying to bite the bullet in America and save their ego so tonight there is a lot of discussion about how they believe they invented war. 
And yes, there is a man who is a journalist who believed that she was his dead wife butter in someway I don’t think it was reincarnation in his mind. I think he honestly thought she was that person. She’s not that woman was working class a very different sort of person. She looks kind of like the actress Monica Vitti. but he didn’t realize that Lacey was actually quite curvy and had brown eyes and was very different person and he still has yet to accept that because Lacey‘s German and he thinks that she’s Butter. Times mother was German and so yes through her grandmother. She is somewhat German genetically OK and that is similar to butter
Bobby: I don’t think they’re racist in America. That’s the thing you people are so full of shit. I’m not a white man in this country. I am American
An American: Bobby Bobby do you understand what you’re saying right now?
Bobby: yeah I’m being honest for the first time–
*someone interrupts him*
An American: OK so how did we invent war?
Pete Hegseth: you wanna know the truth tell Rico is fake and so is Peggy
They’re just politicians after the dough and the power
And I got into a fight with Tele Rico today
And I defended myself, but now he has everyone questioning if I’m a gender that doesn’t understand war.
He says he’s defending me, but I can tell he’s full of shit.
I’m not amused.
And so one of my buddies decided to facetiously say that I am American and he agreed. He wholeheartedly agreed. He admitted that I was American. I decided to pull the rug out from underneath him and facetiously claimed that America invented war just as a joke just as a joke because I am frustrated with myself right now and a lot of other people and so I decided to tell him that you know I invented war Americans invented war. Not the Iranians just to see how he would react. That man has an answer for everything and I just wanted to see what he would come up with.
People started examining the proportions of Peggy‘s nose, doing diagrams of her nose, cause she was I guess prepared for that- she was Lieutenant Governor OK but that is a different ball game than a US senator and I don’t think she was prepared for a lot of actresses and models going after her nose
So I was somewhat trying to distract people from that conversation things have fallen apart in the last 10 years
And got really carried away and now there are some people who are completely convinced that America invented war. They are completely convinced that America invented war and there’s nothing I can do to dissuade them. I’ve told them I was just joking. I was just joking. I’m letting off steam. I’m in a bad mood and they don’t believe me.
An American: does Donald Trump agree with them or disagree?
Pete Hegseth: he has decided to remain a conscientious observer of this battle. Conscientious objector he doesn’t want to get involved.
An American: why why did we decide to invade Iran?
Pete: we decided to invade Iran because we were trying to demonstrate something geopolitically about our relationship to Ukraine to sort of control the narrative in the eyes of China and everyone else in the whole world essentially we would we were trying to control the narrative change the conversation it’s like that line for admin. If you don’t like what they’re saying change the conversation so we decided to change the conversation.
To be honest with you, there are people in the administration who have earnestly convinced themselves even even though they know it’s complete bullshit. There are people in the administration who have convinced themselves at Lacey is JFK. They have convinced themselves over the last six years that Lacey is really just JFK reincarnated
She’s not I’m positive, but a lot of people have convinced themselves of that. So she told us you guys I think it’s a terrible idea to invade Iran, but the ghost of JFK and his residual energy that haunts her sadistically told us otherwise. He was not actually good the way that you think he was with understanding a lot of strategy that’s part of the mythology but it’s not actually who he was.
And I don’t know if he actually thought that it made sense or I don’t know, but we heard him telling us that it was a good idea. And we thought that was her higher self or a part of her that lies about being attracted to women. There are a lot of women who are very angry at her for being so pretty and so they’ve convinced themselves that she’s not really prettier than them she’s actually a trans man or they’ve convinced themselves that she’s not really prettier than them and smarter than them. She’s actually really just a lesbian or she looks more like Jack than she’s admitting
She tells us that he attacks her and we don’t wanna believe that because it’s too hurtful
A lot of Christians don’t even think it’s possible which doesn’t make any sense as to why they were then turn around and believe that she was actually just him
But these people are intellectually bankrupt. They’re absolute idiots.
So people thought he was telling us to invade and that she was as smart as she is and as clever as she is that she was giving us inside information about Iran. Like truly inside information and she begged and pleaded and screamed literally at us that that’s not what she was saying, but there are people who didn’t believe that she could be trusted to give us an honest opinion of her own opinion.
There are people who believe that you can never take her seriously ever in a matter how much she protests because they know better about who she is and everything that she thinks and Phyl’s and what she looks like than her or anyone who sees her in person
But then, of course she was romantically involved with Tucker and he said well she’s not a man right now and so people drop it but then- but then but then but then, but then, but then recently we’ve heard other things from this entity that she claims is now a demon and it was him actually she said, but she says now that it’s a demon which hurts Bobby’s feelings because he can’t believe that Jack would just be a demon so she claims that she can tell that it’s a demon
It wasn’t at first, but now it is impersonating him but Jack, but Bobby insist that it’s Jack
Anyway she watched mad men, and I think that the ghost of JFK may have watched mad men with her somehow. And there was a woman who is Facebook friends with her who had a conversation with Lacey after the show was over and said I talked to my ex-husband and I told myself the entire time that I just had to take Don Draper‘s advice and if I didn’t like what my husband was saying to change the conversation and that got stuck in Lacey‘s head because she was having problems with her husband at the time, and so sometimes when Lacey is relaxed and contemplating her life, she reflects back on that conversation and starts thinking about how that woman said change the conversation
And we heard Lacey saying change the conversation and apparently Jack was interacting with her spirit and he must have thought that was a very poignant moment in the show as well and so they both have talked about that moment and mad and she she says oh yes that woman was saying to change the conversation and then we hear Jack saying yes you have too lazy. You have to change the conversation that works for so many things foreign policy interpersonal relationships. He completely agreed with Don Draper.
And so then we brought that up to her. It’s like oh you’re saying, we should change the conversation Jack? And she always cracks us and says no I’m not saying that I’m not saying that you’re not reading me saying that I’m actually thinking about a conversation I had with a woman-
But people don’t believe her because then that means that love was straight that that the Kennedys are not old money that you know, she’s not butter
so people have earnestly convinced themselves no they’ve had to convince themselves because she is screamed at them and her own psychic way that we keep misunderstanding her, but but we are insisting on it and so we believed that Jack was telling us to change the conversation
I thought the whole thing was silly, but I thought there was an interesting. There’s an interesting strategy to that I mean OK when you join the illuminati, you have to become open minded to ghost because they do exist. I’m almost positive and yeah, patterned himself that he was reincarnated, and he wasn’t crazy.
so no I mean there’s a sort of thing so I tried to be open-minded and intellectual, and there are people and the administration who I will not name Peter Teels one of them ha ha Yeah I know Peter is not one of them
It’s not him
Funny how he’s not in America anymore
So there are people who got very fixated on the idea that she was really just Jack and that’s why she thinks love was straight because she’s confused because she’s a dumb woman and Jack was just dumb and that’s not true. Jack might’ve been dumb Lacey’s not stupid Liam was probably straight.
Lamb lamb see it I’m saying the right name but for some reason someone’s played with her phone I’m serious. Someone’s played with her phone so the name sound like they’re outing her as an idiot
That’s not real, though she’s not actually speaking that way when she edits it it’s obvious what she was trying to say, but the person who altered her phone knew that people would be gullible and misunderstand what was being said
So many people are so nice
I was saying naïve
If you look back, you see Liam and Josie popping up a lot instead of lamb and house
That’s not a coincidence
Anyway, and you wonder who altered her phone, cough cough G.I. wonder
Yeah, Bobby is a slut
My gosh, he does things for people and then they do things for him
So she tried to warn us that no we should not invade Iran and no, we were not actually speaking to JFK through her in any sort of Safeway
But people kept listening
Yeah, I am Pete Hegseth and I am pissed off
20. How this is becoming funny now the way her phone works.
When she first bought the phone, she was surprised by how she could type so easily and hear herself in her writing and then it was altered within a day
So people who will not be named, decided, we should invade Iran, and that they heard from her we should do so to change the conversation because she was inspired as a dingbat trans man through Mad Men and the character of Don Draper
And a lot of people were in love with that narrative and maybe wanted that to happen anyway and so we decided to do it
Baby
Baby
Bibi
I’m trying to get this phone to work
Baby wanted us to invade Iran, and there were people in the administration who thought that we needed to “change the conversation”
An American: you know sometimes I feel like Homer Simpson and Family Guy are running the country. Except they’re not because I actually think they would do a better job, but I feel like at your best. You all remind me now of Homer Simpson and the Family Guy
Pete: yeah that’s not really me. That’s not really me. I’m not really one of those characters. Those people do exist, however in the administration and I’ve actually realized by talking to Lacey that she actually perceives us that way.
An American: it just seems like something that the Family Guy would believe about America that we invented war and that he’d be telling himself that right now with the war in Iran and Ukraine to sort of feel better about himself
Pete: I can’t really say much more than that
A Simpsons fan: i’m not I’m not sure what to say right now because I feel stupid
Lacey isn’t who we thought she was
Pete: *smiles and shrugs*
An American: why are we examining Peggy‘s nose like she’s Peggy from mad men 
The Illuminati: I hadn’t seen that but you’re right that is weird
An American: did you guys manifest mad men because you thought JFK was giving you a spiritual advice as an ascended master?
A war criminal in Russia: I have to be honest with you. This is one area where I’m just going to say it Lacey has been in advantage to me. She is completely innocent, but her innocence largely has depended on people never figuring out how well intentions she has been this entire time.
if someone had talked to her and said oh, you can’t say that to people for this reason, I know you don’t mean it in that way I wouldn’t have been able to use her
If someone has such a Casi, you know you really were out of line harassing her all those years and even if there are other people in the community, who were intimidated by her, you shouldn’t have gotten involved because no she wasn’t in love with you, but I don’t think she expected you to use the connection that you had with her as just a fellow perfume collector to like try to slit her throat, psychologically
They weren’t in love they weren’t lovers. They were barely even friends, but Lacey assumed that woman would never make an impassioned plea for the entire community to hate Lacey.
And then she did and I’ve used that
I’ve used that and that was why Lacey unfriended a lot of Russian people on Instagram who she did not want to unfriend when they kept attacking her because it wasn’t safe for them or herself. and she wasn’t sure what informed her to do that but she could sense that she needed to get them out of her hair
Aroma blog was one of
She knew something was a foot and she couldn’t figure out what it was.
Yes, this whole time she just keeps thinking. What the hell are they doing? What the hell are they doing?
I’ve protected her as much as I could and still am but no, she’s not my wife and she’s not my mistress. I mean I’m I’m not with her and that way, but I have had feelings for her and I still have them, but I’m not really her boyfriend
She’s a very smart cookie
it started out as an attack on the Nesheim’s because these people are losing their minds egotistically. And then they started hearing JFK and they realized that Lacey was Tom’s daughter and some people thought that Jack was just making a comeback. and I think they thought they could tolerate her beauty if she was really just JFK
But that’s a horrible thing because she’s actually been statistically attacked by him her entire life. 
Yes, she’s been sadistically attacked
It’s not funny when this phone does stuff like that, but some people are very cheap.
I’m not saying Lacey‘s Jeep that should be so fucking obvious 
I’m not saying Lacey is cheap. That should be so fucking obvious.
So anyway, they have decided to invade Iran because I guess they thought that Jack Kennedy was telling them to do it. I’m not going to name names either.
There are a lot of men who have been very upset by the idea that lamb was actually heterosexual
And they didn’t want to believe Lacey that she was really just analyzing a television show in her head.
As long as Lacey doesn’t become open to the reality of what’s being done so to speak socially as long as she never figures out what she’s actually saying to people, then she’s innocent and I can protect her. If she ever figured it out she’d probably stop saying what she said, and I wouldn’t be able to use her as an agitator.
I’m a brilliant man. I’m an absolute unbelievable genius and I’m just telling you the truth. I really am.
And I knew that she was fully capable of both being safe and being incredibly effective
An American: so you Pranked us and you let us believe that she was actually Jack?
Putin: at times, yes. Because I told myself that if you were dumb enough to believe that you deserved to believe that.
How could you believe an unbelievably beautiful woman who is basically identical almost 100% Peggy got into a fight with her today about how identical she is
Peggy’s contention is that she looks like Scotia too and no, she does not. Peggy looks like Lacey slightly but barely relatively speaking but more than most people 
And so I know Lacey is basically identical to Scotia. Her bone structure is identical, but it’s just translated into the moment it looks German.
But she actually looks almost literally identical. I mean, it is unbelievable, and actually she is Scotia if there’s reincarnation, so the image of Scotia could actually be a lesser version of her not the other way around, so whoever drew that picture of Scotia psychically and turn it into stain glass was inspired by Lacey if there’s reincarnation and they did an excellent job because those are, those are basically Lacey’s features and eyes in person that’s what she looks like
So yes, obviously if there’s reincarnation, I’m Alexa Romanov and she Scotia.
The family guy: i’m just trying to help these people and I can tell that they are wondering when JFK gets involved.
Putin: OK now I feel like I’m on an episode of Sesame Street
The family guy: *nods*
Putin: OK Peter what do you want me to tell the people?
Peter Griffin: I want you to tell them exactly when John Fitzgerald Kennedy gets involved in this narrative
Putin: you really think that’s what all the American people wanna understand about the situation Peter they wanna know when the American hero JFK is involved in my discussion about my own sex life?
Peter Griffin: yes
Putin: all right well ladies and gentlemen JFK is involved through his nephew who keeps sending me dirty pictures
Peter Griffin: do you like the dirty pictures Vladimir?
An American: Is there a cartoon character defending us because we’re selling kids? Instead of…like…the army?
Peter Griffin: Yup.
So what gives Vladimir?
Vladimir Putin: I am not attracted to men, and I am not attracted to Bobby Kennedy, or any other man in the Trump administration or any other American elected official
Peter Griffin: all right
Let me ask you this: what makes your dick hard?
Vladimir Putin: *slightly caught off guard*
Jim: is Peter Griffin manifesting because of the prayers of American Christians?
George Soros: Yes.
Peter Griffin: griffin have you looked at the coat of arms for the Rosslyn family?
Yes, I sure have Peter.
Answer the question or you’re a jackass.
Vladimir Putin: *laughs*
*laughs*
Peter Griffin: do you wanna know why we invaded Iran?
Putin: *nods*
Peter Griffin: we wanted your money.
Putin: *thinks*
You’re smarter than most Americans I’ve ever met, but you are unfortunately a cartoon character.
Lem: He’s gone.
You’re right. He’s not quite outside the 2D.
Vladimir… she needed to write this. But, we both know she needs to stop, generally speaking.
Lacey: I couldn’t resist sharing this. I’m sorry. 
