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“You guys took a beautiful aesthetic and tried to make it look cheesy. That doesn’t work. Did you realize that!?” yells a content creator at the Illuminati.

“No!” says the CIA. “They don’t think that deeply in that way. Almost ever. They’re cheap thinkers.”

“I SMELL…SMELL like Old Money. OBVIOUSLY A REFERENCE TO Lacey.” says a laughing reader.

“Do you guys make fun of her thinking that she has a double chin?” says a male reader.

“ yes I know she clearly doesn’t and neither did her father but we refuse to accept that it’s just a photographic error.” says the CIA.

“Our chin-lines don’t photograph well. I made it look sensitive and handsome. She makes it soft and feminine. Because on her it is.

We do have an unusual chin line. It’s very British. Very British. But it’s not receding. Nor is it a double chin. I’m sorry. It’s unusual…and on me…it wasn’t necessarily perfect. Because I’m a man. But I made it look good! …But on her it’s perfect. It’s like a mother with a strong chin line versus a son with the same strong chin line. It’s more masculine! So it looks better on him.

But I was very popular with the ladies. So…” says Tom Banks.

“So that’s what it looks like if she doesn’t stick out her chin!” says Casi.

“YES! But…that’s truly not what it looks like in person. That’s OBVIOUS!!!” screams one of her classmates. “She’s not LYING!! She’s trying to make her face look like it does it person.”

“ so here you go Smith scared her eyes and made her chin look smaller than it is at her forehead look bigger than it is and smashed her face in together.” says a reader.

“ this is closer to what she actually looks like, but it’s so extraordinarily beautiful that you people egotistically lose your actual sanity and start thinking that it’s impossible when it’s not this is really she’s probably better looking than this, but this is basically what she looks like except she’s probably prettier, so this is slightly closer to what she looks like, but it’s still not flattering at all it’s still not flattering at all it still isn’t flattering at all but it’s closer to her extraordinary beauty.” yells reality.

“ here’s some a notice that she was looking good so decided to make her boobs look flat, her hair look bad and mess with the coloring of her teeth.” says Matt Nesheim.

“ you can see in this picture that she has no double chin. If she had one she would it would show in this picture because she’s literally moving her head down into her neck in a normal way not like a turtle move like she’s actually moving her neck down, she’s not receding her not her face and to her neck. She’s actually just moving her head down, and maybe she’s slightly trying to make it look more pronounced but it’s very slight yes and you guys are pathetic because it’s obvious that if she had a double chin, it would be showing in this picture. We really shouldn’t even still be having to explain this to you guys, but I’m letting you guys keep arguing your bullshit because anyone reading this and watching her is now understanding how psychotically narcissistic you all really are it’s not just not narcissism it’s psychotic narcissism.” says the CIA about the Illuminati.

“ you can see you Thursday in Carnation that’s just Scotia. I know these are not this isn’t flattering to her at all. It might be slightly accurate but it’s not flattering and I have a feeling people are focusing instead on probably the color of her sweater the fact that it’s Brooks Brothers not Laura Piana the fact that her eyes look really large because of the camera it’s the camera the camera is making her eyes look large they’re not obnoxiously large the camera is literally playing tricks with you guys and the supernatural is as well. And it’s sad that you people wouldn’t realize that.” says the CIA to the Illuminati.

“ is she crazy?” asks a perfume collector.

“ no absolutely not you’re seeing brilliance in those eyes and intensity and anger you’re not seeing somebody who is crazy you’re saying someone who is superior to you internally not just because they’re white and it makes you feel insecure.” says the CIA.

“ you ignore her actual spirit and soul that’s captured frequently on film like in this picture you turn her into a stupid man or a stupid white person which is not who she is she’s not poor and peasant and stupid. That’s what you guys want her to be but that’s not reality.” says the CIA. “ dozens of years ago when people who is far smarter and more grounded in reality and sane that all of you were still alive, they kept you people from making total fart faces of yourselves. They also were dumb enough to think you weren’t as dumb as you seemed to be and so they let you people just go on this way never correct and you never explaining to you that you were stupid as fuck that you were eager, testicle idiots with an extraordinary amount of overconfidence.” says a dead man.

“ lacey’s unusual lack of vanity and ego is part of the reason it’s been almost impossible to capture her on film because she doesn’t actually know how to make her face look good and when she does you people think that she’s exaggerating if she really studied herself the way most people do she have figured it out but she’s not like you guys you lie you stare at yourselves in the mirror for hours at some point in your life you study yourself she’s possibly never done that in any sort of normal way, so she doesn’t really know what she looks like when she’s relaxed and not fighting for her life and she’s just looking at herself, so yeah, this is kind of what she looks like it again she’s prettier than this .” says George Bush.

“That’s more what she looks like. But it’s a filter.” says a reader.

“Yup!” says God.

“ you know she is actually extraordinarily beautiful, but it is a very different way than most people are who are unusually beautiful.” says a reader.

“Jack you have a hard time messing with the filters don’t you?” says Bill Gates.

“YES! The AI hates.” says JFK like he’s a HUGE victim of AI.

“It knows you’re a worthless ass!” says MSNBC to JFK.

“Who’s prettier?” says Nancy.

“Her cheekbones are better than that, Nancy. Sorry. Nice try? Umm…still…Lacey. I’m sorry, sweetie.” says a reader.

“She’s prettier than you too, Katie.” says the reader.

“Yeah, she’s prettier than you, Elsie.

She’s OBVIOUSLY prettier than you, Emma.

Yes! Duh. She’s prettier than you, Alisha.

Yup! She’s OBVIOUSLY prettier than you too.

Kate…no. You know she’s prettier than you.

Casi…you’re BUTT UGLY compared to her.

Yes! You look hideous compared to her too! DUH!

VERY OBVIOUSLY LACEY!!! VERY OBVIOUSLY LACEY IS PRETTIER.

Yes, she’s prettier than you too, Jackie.” says the reader.

“THEN WHEN DOES THIS END!???” screams Jackie.

“It doesn’t. She’s technically one of the most beautiful women to ever live.” says Diana Dors.

“ I get it in like actual reality and it really probably even spiritually she’s superior to most people so she’s just like a better person but that’s not what I’m talking about. OK like she’s just prettier than me just think about it it’s kind of creepy but it’s funny isn’t it she’s just prettier than me, yeah!” says Emma Stone. “ so she’s just old money she superior whatever she’s superior OK and she’s prettier than me and there could be something more attached to it than that but it’s like it’s also just we don’t know that for a fact but we do knows that she’s better looking which is a power thing. It’s a prestige thing it’s some thing man like but that might be in a certain sense all that it is that she’s just better looking.”

Erin thinks. Feels stupid.

“ but that does mean something!” says Peggy Flanagan.

“ yes in the context of her family and their oil and her father being Tom banks, so her being you know old money yes but she never married a handsome prince she marries a Lem’s Billings and he’s very wealthy. They probably would have a $4 million penthouse and other on the upper east side of Manhattan oh yeah no 45 million at least I mean it could be 20 million almost but then maybe they have a country house somewhere in Vermont worth 500,000 so that’s her glory. It’s like a $600,000 country estate maybe. Maybe $1,000,000.

But then that’s it. She has a net worth 40 million she married a man who we thought was a homosexual who wasn’t. I mean I can’t guarantee it but I’m a pretty good actress and I can tell that he’s acting and I don’t think the psychology of it makes sense. But he doesn’t think we believe that he was gay we really did. Yes no we really thought he was at least a lot of us did so that’s who she is. She marries a man who can unfortunately convince us that he’s homosexual when he’s not and he wasn’t even enjoying himself like at all he was miserable, and just torturing himself with it like a buffoon or a tragic, hero antihero I don’t know it’s complicated psychologically, but And then they’re worth like 40 million which is impressive. She married a Princeton graduate worth 40 million well she is too but came from a nice old money family that started a town in Nebraska. She was good friends with Lauren Bacall. You know that’s really impressive and that’s how I choose to think of her right now because it helps orientate me closer to reality Would I be impressed by this person in public health? Yeah, she’s better looking than almost anyone’s ever live. She is incredibly well mannered she has excellent taste she smells amazing and she’s very fascinating so if I saw her, I would want to be kind of observant as people are, because it’s fun to watch her If there’s reincarnations she Scotia. She’s been friends with Queen Elizabeth in a good way I mean you know what I’m saying like their friends, actual friends and it isn’t typical and so I mean she probably plays golf with Prince Philip and it’s not weird there either. It’s just friendship that’s not typical OK so it’s fascinating yeah it’s very cool but I think that’s what you guys have to grow up. Yes, the oil is significant here. The oil is in the trillions But that’s not what her and Linn would’ve had they would’ve had about 40 million which is still really impressive but it’s not earth shattering.

She’d be dead by now and maybe that’s where somethings do work out because it’s probably safer for her kids to know how evil we are then to have thought we were all really great people. She’s very protective of her children and lovers to so I have to think that somehow this works out for the best and that way, but then I don’t know I think we went to far I think we went too far.

Things can go wrong that you know not everything is as it should be.

So yeah so now we’re dealing with the fact that she doesn’t have Lem’s but she has trillions in oil and would she have been safer with Lem’s? Yes absolutely but he would’ve use their 40 million to keep them basically safer than everything I mean they would’ve been very safe, but, that’s not what happened in a way and what’s happening is that they have trillions in oil so they are old money you got that’s impressive and that’s definitely part of what’s happening but there’s also the oil and I think it’s sad that we’ve gotten so stuck on her beauty she is better looking than me. She’s better looking than everybody practically, and I have a feeling that’s irritating to her after a while believe it or not Like actually irritating because it’s just so unreal and bizarre. But then that’s where if you believe in reincarnation, it makes some sense because I don’t think there is reincarnation she supposed to even be here but also it’s like I feel like an Egyptian could be like that because they’re so I mean it’s a very old unique culture and they’re kind of like Jews in that way There’s something extremely ancient about them and it’s sort of unique so at least it is to a white person right but no but seriously that isn’t something that happens as much in white culture and I think it’s kind of embarrassing that she’s so white and that we have to make her to Gyptian to make sense of her.” says Emma Stone.

“ part of the reason people hate her so much is because she has such a strong presence which is not to be confused with being a strong person or even being like intense. She is intense she is strong but I don’t think that’s really what it is, that’s bothering people you’re in your envious of her, but I don’t think that’s it either. It’s that she has like a a lot of energy true lack of a better way to explain it is that her energy is loud.

And I think some people it’s almost like an autistic response to her it’s like too much sensory stimulation. I like a spiritual level. It’s too loud. It’s a it’s hard to be in her presence or even see her at times she doesn’t have our time with her self. She has an she doesn’t have a hard time understanding almost anybody which is something at the billionaires and illuminati have not quite understood But then that’s the thing if there’s reincarnation she’s not supposed to be here she’s genuinely not supposed to be here. If there’s reincarnation God is allowed it he’s using it for the good but it’s a weird experience and so it’s hard for her. It’s hard for other people because Because her energy if there’s green carnation or whatever it is even if it’s not that it’s just very loud.” says someone.

“ could Chris Hayes and Diego because they have been reacting to her partially for that reason?” says a Black woman.

“ yes and they were and they have yet to understand that.” says the someone.

Later.

“ in order to love Lacey you have to just accepted. She’s prettier than you- another could be something epic about her. And that’s just how it is and unless if you want to lose your brain or you want to be evil, then you just kinda leave it alone. I don’t think there’s any way to really alter that at all so you kind of just you must if you want to be evil and screw yourself over and in the World Cup Coffe Diego you can’t just have to let it go, but if that becomes unbearable to you, you start seeing her dizziness or her sweetness combined with her dizziness and you realize that she has a sense of humor, but her self possibly in a way that Lem pretended to, but didn’t entirely.

And we can’t guarantee it, but he very well may not have had as much of a sense of humor about himself.

There was a little girl who she used to play with name Casey who’s been referenced on this blog who was very it was very him she she used to cut her hair really short and Curlett like Annie from little orphan Annie and that wasn’t like the 90s so she was still doing that to her hair Her grandmother was narcissistic and a thought that it looked cute because it was like her haircut and so she insisted that Casey cut her hair that way as a way of torturing her as a narcissist but it made people make fun of Casey but it may Casey also more endearing to her grandmother And she was very close to her grandmother, so it was her grandmother’s narcissistic track to sort of be close to her granddaughter, but it was ridiculous looking.

Oh it was absolutely ridiculous looking and so she would him. She was kind of a plump, plump girl and so she would with her plumpness have very short curly locks and she was very tough kind of a little bit like Patty like Sandi Patty to so she had a similar vibe to Sandi Patty and women like that are very good on stage but they have a little bit of a masculine edge to them whether it’s accidental or just part of who they are. And they weren’t actually best friends but I think if there’s there was something there somebody in that they had Casey’s middle name was K yes and that may have been Lacey‘s actual first name. If she’s been raised by her family was K and then she called her self Lacey and it wasn’t because of Casey at all that’s just kind of her name and so Casey was Casey. Lacey was Lacey and then they kind of share the name K and it wasn’t sexual, they were they were just platonic friends, but they were very good friends. They weren’t really friends but they were friends but they weren’t and-

Sometimes you know they used to her mother used to say Casey you’re such a comedian and so we were examining that and ilumiNATTI just now before we came back and she decided to record more of what we’re saying to a child other than we were realizing that all they weren’t that funny Lacey was kind of boys on edge because she’s been tortured by JFK and tortured by her trauma but it literally is Jack Kennedy, and also trauma like he literally is physically attacking her all the time and so she’s always a little jumpy just a little jumpy add some people have thought that was ADHD it’s not necessarily she’s being attacked. So she was always just a little on edge and a little jumpy to her movements for Waze, just a tiny bit jerky it’s not autism she’s not autistic at all, but she was always just a little jumpy, and not at she has been diagnosed with ADHD, but we’re not sure that she actually even has that so I imagine this very beautiful little girl and Lacey was extremely beautiful:

and you can see from this picture that she really does look like the filtered version of herself. At least a lot more it’s not exact but it’s pretty damn close.

And so Casey was both try to find a picture of Casey: 

We can’t find one. Easily.

Anyway, Casi was a part of this dance team call just for kicks. They were a sort of professional girls dance team. And then she took the whole thing extraordinarily seriously.

If there’s reincarnation somebody whose dad had an extremely good sense of humor him, at least Casey’s lineage is British and Cornish. Oh, and oh, she took her dancing extremely seriously and she would spend a lot of time in her living room, but they played in a little girls dancing, but the dancing was not like fluid and feminine, even if it was fluid and feminine, but it was more than more like Like warfare. She would do these new pants with her arm and she made this office and she will start counting her moves very methodical and it was as if she was marching off to war. it was very fun it was like she was marching after war and so she say no and 1234 move back and then she do some some very methodical move and then it was in 1234 and she moved forward and it was. It was very very serious, very serious about it!

I think maybe this is the room. You have to have a British sense of humor to get it. It’s sort of like Mr. bean it’s sort of physical comedy in a way to serve British way Lacey in case you think it’s hilarious because Lacey is almost bothered by it and in a loving way and you’re also won’t let it go which is actually to try to help Casey deal with her narcissism, and then Casey has dignity That she demands through Christ in a beautiful British way yeah OK yes and I am so he’s at least he gives out to her mom but the nicer things get rather funny and rather ugly because Casey like self-awareness, and Egyptian‘s ancient Egyptian‘s did dancing as part of warfare, if there’s ring carnation were quite sure that they did Not necessarily, but they might have they might have spiritually use dancing as a way to evoke different entities to war in their behalf or just you different telekinetic things it’s complicated and obviously people today don’t wanna except that possibility or they don’t want to embarrass themselves but if there’s reincarnational her dead ancestors know that and so did Lacey‘s and so I think they were kind of teasing both of them and I’m in a loving reproachful way Because Lacey would just stand there and watch her mystified as to what she was supposed to do because she was supposed to be playing with her. You know Lacey was supposed to be playing with her while she was doing this and Lacey couldn’t figure out how to play that way so in a sense someone was saying to Lacey what were you doing? You know what were you doing back in Egypt? What is this you should tell us and then in another sense like she’s a little girl who’s in trouble and then another sense someone is saying to Lacey I don’t think so. I don’t think the British are Ancient Egyptians. So even if your Cornish you can try to imitate and Egyptian and it doesn’t quite work.

So that’s the way to appreciate. Lacey is just sort of Lassiter, because the thing is even if even though Casey is kind of making a fool of herself, and her ancestors are sort of mocking their awkward, pasty, pasty, you know British bodies, Laceyz and joins in on the south mockery on the good fun because in her tortured state of being tortured by Jack Kennedy, she was very jerky, so there are videos somewhere in her and Casey’s parents house of Casi dancing around very methodically counting, kind of like a hyacinth OK type character but a very sweet little girl in a way that way not but almost like hyacinth OK as a child at times and then there’s Lacey who is just totally confused with the look of absolute sweet almost senile confusion on her face but she’s so pretty she’s so pretty and not a psycho how lovely, his beautiful bride and a little girl but then she’s so you know awkward and she’s jerking around everywhere. No totally flabbergasted trying to join in on the fun and figure out how so you know what Casey has he’s very calm movements, Lacey is standing next to her kind of trying to look pretty and dance but then everything is kind of jerky and confused. She’s a little girl to him and it was funny to see one way or another some people side if there’s an afterlife and there is Emma Stone may have seen it and thought it was quite hilarious and thought we should share it with you. She may have gone outside of time to help write this blog post.

Because it really is quite funny, that is sort of the way the British people might be maybe get along with each other is that they learn to laugh at themselves and each other and they’re able to do it. They kind of don’t let themselves get carried away and they don’t let other get carried away, so they try to find what’s actually wrong with each other for real not just imaginary stuff. And so if you do that with Lacey, you do find her flaws which are not what you want them to be is that she is deep being psychotically psychically attacked by JFK which is actually absolutely hilarious, but Casey can appreciate it. Her family can appreciate it least you can appreciate it, but not everyone can apparently but I don’t know Casey was dancing you know being silly and then Lacey was dancing too and looking silly in her own way and her mother decided to film it. I don’t think to be mean but more just because she was trying to help them. do you know enjoy themselves a little girls.” says the CIA

“ so you were supposed to marry Joel!” says Erin to Lacey.

“ it didn’t work out but yes, she is just as smart as you aren’t and she’s more sophisticated but yes, yes she was supposed to marry. she supposed to marry Joel.” says the CIA.

“ who had the convoluted idea there was an either or where you’re either a housewife or a working girl as a woman and if there’s like not both at the same time, you’re so dumb saying like why did we decide that they couldn’t coexist?” says Erin.

“ that’s an interesting question I don’t think it’s simple. I have a feeling that that’s a very deep conversation. It seems simple but I don’t think it’s a simple thing. I think there’s something very nefarious there unless you just say oh it’s misogyny it probably is but we can’t guarantee it and she knows that too, she’s seen Stepford wives but then it’s like what really is it it could be it could be him from the fire it could be misogyny. It could be an incredibly serious thing it could even be JFK it’s hard to know.” says the CIA.

“ just to clarify, if there is reincarnation, I can tolerate her no, I really can sincerely if I was in her presence, I would have an equal or dominating influence over the supernatural as she does, if there’s any incarnation if not, it might be similar, but not necessarily, but it might be I’m not just trying to get you to watch my channel on YouTube but I I have a very strong energy if I can say that without the New Age, I have an incredibly strong energy which is how I’m able to sort of provoke spirits into talking because they’re overwhelmed by me and if there’s reincarnation, that’s part of why, because I’m actually Queen Elizabeth the first for real if it if there’s not ring carnation, I might be like that woman but I’m not actually her. If there is reincarnation, I am her. So that’s part of how I get people to talk to me as I scare them they know who I am but the ghost know who I am if there’s reincarnation part of the reason they talk to me is because there’s the sort of understanding that there’s sort of a joke in it at my expense And so some of the more nefarious people feel fine sort of talking to me because they feel like they’re making fun of me to begin with, and then some of the other people feel comforted by my presence have a very strong impact on people and so they say they feel affected by me.” says a woman.

“Elizabeth…WHY…if there’s reincarnation…are you SO fascinated by the supernatural?” asks a reader.

She thinks.

Ten minutes later:

“I’m not really Camelot.” she says.

“Are you Old Money?” asks a gay man.

“MMM…well…kinda.” she says.

“But not like Lacey?” says a Hispanic gay man.

“RIGHT.” she says.

“So do we love you or not?” says the gay Hispanic man.

“You LOVE ME. Oh my GOD…you LOVE ME. …You really do.” she says.

“You’re not SCOTTISH. Are you Egyptian?” asks a Hispanic man.

“YES. If there’s reincarnation I was also an Egyptian woman. Not a Queen. I’ve also been a poor British woman. But being Queen Elizabeth I was my big moment.

If there’s reincarnation.

I still look like myself. Regardless.” she says.

“So you’re protective of Lacey?” says a billionaire.

“YES!!! OH MY GOD! YES!!!” she says.

“So if there’s reincarnation Lacey’s genuinely not supposed to be here.” says her boyfriend. “She is! And God is cool with that! He loves that. He loves humans. But…it’s BAD.”

“This is WEIRD!” says Nancy.

Duetto buffo di due gatti by Gioacchino Rossini plays to let Lacey laugh in her spirit. At stupidity.

“It’s not a joke. Enough.” explains Queen Elizabeth I’s boyfriend.

Later.

“Erin. You’re not as pretty as her!” yells Dr. Moritz.

“Would you date me?” asks Erin.

“YES! But SO WHAT!?” says Dr. Moritz.

Later.

Jazz Suite No. 2 by Shastakovich plays as performed by the Russian State Symphony Orchestra.

“Lacey you think the Illuminati is a wonderful idea. Even if it’s all wonky with Satanism. All decrepit and evil. You think the idea is…obvious.” says a billionaire who killed Stanley Kubrick if anyone did.

“YES!” she says,

“OOPS!” he says.

“Jack Kennedy what do you think?” asks the Illuminati.

“I think…it’s…

Well!

It’s bad.” says JFK nodding.

“So! Now what? Because she’s OBVIOUSLY SCOTIA!” says a Real Housewife.

“OH MY GOD!

Lacey…we think Melchelzedik was reincarnated as Jesus. Not as Melchelzedik though. As himself. So…he took Melchelzedik’s spirit…and then-“ starts a gay man.

“Anyway…we think there’s actually reincarnation.” says a Real Housewife.

“So he’s half man from Melchizedek? Which is how he’s able to redeem humanity?” says a Jew, laughing.

“That’s our thinking. So Melchizedek was cloned. In Heaven. God used his original spirit. And then…that’s where the spiritual man side of him came from. Because he’s not from a man. He’s physically from his mummy. Partially. But spiritually he’s up a creek without reincarnation. So…given their understanding at the time, he’s telling them he’s reincarnated when he says he’s ‘in the spirit of Melchizedek.’ that he’s reincarnated. Reincarnation was common belief back then. So…was he trying to explain where his spiritual human being was from?” says a Real Housewife.

“That actually makes a ton of common logical, logistical sense. …Honestly…it would not alter Christianity in my view, but…I’m not a theology professor.” says a lesbian reader. “I worry it is that. Or something close to it. Who brought this theory up and explained it?”

“Lacey.” admits a Real Housewife.

“Okay.” says the lesbian, getting freaked-out.

“So…someone told Lacey…we were done with interclass warfare.” says a Black American woman, laughing.

“WHAT!!” says a reader.

“YUP. …Kick Kennedy told her that. When she was about 10. And she’s been subconsciously believing it ever since.” says the Black woman.

“So like…classes aren’t fighting anymore!?” says a perfume collector.

“YES!!” says the Black woman. “She told Lacey that her family had completely taken care of it all. With the Kennedy Administration.”

“Lacey made sense of it. She felt it had started in the late 1800’s and progressed into the present…but…possibly really taken off in the 1940’s. Possibly with a grand, victorious moment in the early 1960’s. As per what Kick Kennedy insisted on. When Lacey was 10 years old.” says the Black woman.

“RIGHT! Because the Russian Revolution was early in the 1900’s. And the Cold War ended. And in 1994 the economy and world was lookin’ pretty good.” says a perfume collector.

“EXACTLY!” says the Black woman. “She is not an idiot! No!! …And she’s not stupid. Or even often wrong. …There is an element of truth to this. …But NAH!!! Hell no. …We are still at war! …But she truly may not have understood that.” says the Black woman.

Several Black people idiotically antagonize Lacey.

“So! I’m lost too. I felt other ways about it all.

If there’s reincarnation, I’m definitely her dead husband. No exceptions.

And she did die because I died.

That’s like our house.

We’re SO LOST.

We came here to help Africa. We were not at all aware Jack Kennedy had anything to do with anything. He just popped out of nowhere. And ruined everything for us.

Could you please clue us in!” says Lem.

“So…how does it seem different?” says a reader.

“To us it seems and seemed vastly less violent. …Much less dangerous. Far more cheerful. When we died…the world was literally on the brink of Communist revolution almost everywhere to some degree. It was really taking off. …I can easily see where she believed Kick’s lie.

What I don’t understand is why you all have no empathy for her AT ALL.” says Lem.

“Is she allowed to process it!?” says a Black woman.

“NO! Basically not at all.” says Lem.

“Well! See…I’m both way above her. …And yet way beneath her. …So…I can see where someone as dumb as her is confused.” says Peggy Flanagan.

“How enlightening!!!” says Lem, mockingly, with sarcasm.

“Okay. Ahh…yeah.

And I clearly just confused her even more.” says Casi.

“She’s not confused about the class system itself. At all. If anything she knows more than most people. …I think she genuinely can’t figure out why anyone is so angry.” says Casi’s husband Chris.

“She wouldn’t be angry. She’d fight. Or die.” says a southerner. “Or find a way to be happy.”

“So…true.” says Lem.

Later.

“So! What’s up?” says Lem.

“Lem I don’t want to sound mean…but buddy…if there’s reincarnation I don’t think you and Lacey were ever supposed to come back.” says a white, southern, Christian fundamentalist.

“We couldn’t just not care.” says Lem. “Or maybe there isn’t reincarnation.”

He nods. “You wanna know the truth? …Your wife is nice. Too nice! …And I think we expect her to pick a side. …And I think she irritates us because she refuses to.”

“About what?” says Lem.

“Yeah.

Gosh.

Well…you know? Ahh…wealth.” he says.

Lem thinks. Looks extremely disturbed.

“HOW DO YOU TWO NOT GET IT!??” yells Elsie Hill.

Lem and Lacey look baffled.

“when you were the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, did you have problems with peasant uprisings?” says Emma Stone.

“ there is reincarnation, possibly in the Bible so, even if there’s not reincarnation, I feel as though I should address it until more clarification is given or made. So this is either what actually happened or what the actual emperor Constantine himself has told me happened. I am being heavily bombarded with an attack right now from Jack as I’m telling you this, because me, saying this makes him incredibly angry.

It is pre-dates. Him and I rarely talk about this and he can’t handle that because it proves that I’m not his that Lacey is mine and that he’s basically a psychotic nutcase from Japan if there’s reincarnations. I didn’t have problems with that. I didn’t have problems with that believe it or not we had problems. Oh yeah, we had problems for yours off anon and every emperor had their own issues but I didn’t really have problems with that almost at all. To my father, or the man who created me an excellent job managing people believe it or not people might have said otherwise but in my opinion, that’s not really necessarily true and a high think that we were very stable. In many respects we had a huge problem, psychologically of people, sort of losing track of reality or losing interest in themselves, arch other Than Christianity helps revitalize the country. It helps bring people together it helped bring together everyone’s mind. It really took off like gangbusters I mean it was extremely popular I converted and then everyone else pretty much did too. I force them to, but they also wanted to in large part I did do a lot of force conversions And they were violent, but they were not as violent as people might think some of that is mythology. Possibly meant to antagonize me and make me seem like a buffoon I was not that stupid I did force people using swords and weaponry not just swords other weapons as well Sometimes I threaten people using fire, which could be worth some of the witch hunts got really into fire because Aaron, so I was so into him finding ways to convert people, so no, I was very fascinated with saving people from hell or even hell on earth, I was desperately trying to bring Christianity to the western world, I was set on the fact that it was the absolute truth, and that it would save us all and it did,

But I didn’t, but I didn’t. I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t think that there was a problem as much as there was him who is people being bothered by the fact that I had for some to convert if there’s reincarnation when I was first, trying to figure out, but it happened to me after I died after being Glenn Billings I may have wondered if I had forced Jack into conversion And he felt that sought advising me would be a good way to sort of repay me for forcing him to become a Christian not that it didn’t save him but I wondered if maybe I had been. This is if there’s reincarnations I wondered if maybe I had been too violent with him and really scared him to the point where he made this horrible vile within himself to get back at me or something and I know that’s not what happened he ruined my entire life I mean it was hell I was miserable. I’ve been molested at my father died. I was miserable, but I would’ve figured it out. If I hadn’t died inside the minute, I met him, you know it wasn’t fast it happened slowly, but I did I slowly was he was that he basically suffocated me right now he’s trying to suffocate Lacey, but he would have. He was basically suffocating me from that you know in a way psychologically he was it all trying to obliterate me or something I don’t know, but no it was absolute misery, but I was thinking maybe I did something to him as Constantine but no I didn’t Know he just randomly was stocking us for a Japanese emperor. If there’s reincarnation, he was just stocking us. He was looking for some way to attack the British empire. He found us married and being happy in our bedroom, so to speak and got carried away and thought that somehow that would be his his big to do that would be his does inroad in to destroying the British empire. I think he thought if there’s reincarnations, I think he thought somehow, that was the sort of top-secret information that the British people would never tell someone because gentlemen don’t talk about such things and so I think he thought that he found some thing, and if you could just you know, hack away at it that eventually he’d really get to the bottom of things But he did not. He became obsessed with us and you know not even really are particular he wasn’t actually even obsessed with our love life that’s some thing that some people who are dead don’t understand he’s not really obsessed with her marriage if there’s reincarnation, he’s not really obsessed with our marriage he never investigated it. He never looked into it. He never looked into our marriage. He never looked into anything really he was just an idiot. Do you thought he knew exactly what he was looking at and they just ran with it And I don’t think people can except that maybe some people maybe Ken who know people like that who are poor but some people are like that they just they get stuck on something and when they’re poor and they do that that’s what I’m talking about Lacey is not like that But there are some very poor people who are like that and those people are very difficult to deal with because they don’t want to hear anyone else’s opinion they don’t ask questions they’re not interested they think they already know. And he’s very much like that. Lacey and I are not like that at all.

But what happened with that well when I was Constantine if there’s reincarnation know when I was Constantine, no I I prevented there from a prevented any real major catastrophe within the nation. I was an excellent leader of the country I mean, I’m a genius, and always have been I am, I am an absolute genius always have been.

So in answer to your question no, my country was great. We had no problems in that way. Almost at all while I was in charge we were very successful. What is there was were there any real issues of poverty oh slightly, but people were very very frugal they were very methodical And they were very healthy to be honest in large part and they were very organic. They were very in tune with their sleep patterns for the most part and then I reduce Christianity so it was actually not a terrible time to be alive in many regards, there were diseases, yeah but it wasn’t common believe it or not most people did not die of diseases at that time, they died of accidents they died of strokes. They died of heart attacks. Some people got cancer on very rare occasions people contracted diseases, but it was not nearly as common as it became or is it even is now people were a lot healthier, so no, they were problems, but it was not like today and then when Lacey was around, I mean she’s almost prehistoric I mean not really, but she’s old. She’s an old spirit if there’s reincarnations. she was around before Christ. She’s ancient. She is an ancient person and that’s really it’s ridiculous how you people think that she’s when she’s telling you that they flew through the air if there’s reincarnation that you just think she has no idea what she’s talking about. You’re psychotic to think that if you can hear her and there’s no Minati, you are psychotic to think that she’s telling you this and that it’s just bullshit that is peasant possibly but definitely insane, there’s no way for you to know that there would be for her if there’s reincarnation she’s telling you what happened.

She doesn’t know as much about peasant uprising‘s believe it or not as I even do because they didn’t really have peasants in ancient Egypt. That’s an ancient culture so that may have been before the evolution of peasantry believe it or not, and so no, they didn’t have presents necessarily at all, what they had were slaves at they had some servants I guess they had. They had a lot of different people, but there weren’t necessarily peasants there it might’ve only been there weren’t even classes really they were just the people and the people working for the Eno emperor and his family, the pharaoh and his family so there was like a priesthood and people working for the pharaoh and then the pharaoh and then the people then that might’ve really been all and they were slaves but I have a feeling most those slaves were probably Jewish or some other group of people so I don’t think she understands.

Because we don’t have slaves she’s trying to free the slaves at her her children obviously as they should be freed, but then I think she said that she’s thinking there are no other slaves. If there’s reincarnation she’s thinking why is there a problem possibly because there are no other slaves.

And that I am thinking we can’t resolve this what’s the big deal and she even knows that from me.

And then, when we were in our last life, we were aristocrats and I died, and we lost about four children and she was orphaned and that’s pretty rough. No then when I died, she drank so much that she wandered into the street in London, got hit by something, crashed into the ground and died.

Oh, and so we’re confused because we think are you just confused about the class system you know it seems like you people are not buying large, starving and we worry about homeless people. We worry about people who are in trouble. We worry about people a lot, but they’re not us and we can’t help them live their own lives and so as much as we can help truly poor people we can’t unfortunately fix their lives or them even if we try.

And then there are people who are middle-class, who seem to be very upset and we are very unclear. Why because they’re the people who are most upset it is people who are very poor homeless people rarely seem all that upset. We try to help them, but they also don’t seem that upset. They seem sad around us not upset and I think they can sense that we care and would like to try to help them.

So we have absolutely no idea what it is that you people are so mad about we try to say things like this all we care and then you get angry at us and lose your shit yelling at us. We have no idea why absolutely no idea.” says Lem. “ jack would’ve known Jack would know why, but we don’t know why we have no idea.” 

Later.

“Are you going to try to help us!?” says Lem.

They wait.

“It’s fun!” says a female psychic.

“What is?” says Lacey.

She runs off.

They wait.

They really wait.

“Lacey is it safe for you to pretend to be poor!?” asks a Hollywood actress.

“NO! I’d be in so much trouble. …Even if I was with Lem. People would be…angry.” says Lacey.

“Is that Tom?” asks a reader.

“YUP!” says Zelda.



“Lem why didn’t you accept the position offered to you by JFK? When he was in the White House. You said you wanted to keep the relationship with him?” says a man.

“Yeah! And why did you chicken out? Of having sex with the prostitute?” says another man.

These are all questions asked of Lacey when she first woke-up.

“I love abusing her. It’s just fun.” says the dumb liberal billionaire, who’s a psychopath.

“I hated Jack Kennedy, by that time. …It does look like I was avoiding losing closeness with him. Yes. But it could look like the opposite too. You all tend to read too much into things and forget the overall narrative you’ve constructed far more than you think. …I used the line that I was trying to stay his friend as an excuse. And I said I chickened out as an excuse too. Both were white lies. …Except in reality…I could have worked for him…and been a lover. It’s not an open and shut case. …And…Red Fay actually did that! …And Jack had more respect for him afterwards. He was far more loving to Red Fay after Red accepted his post, so to speak.

I hated him. And didn’t want to work for him. And I found the position he offered me personally offensive. …He offered me a head nanny position for all American teenagers. …I found that offensive as a man. …The Kennedys often tried to turn me into a girl, so to speak. Partially because they were just incapable of handling how tall and masculine I was in comparison to them. …I was taller and straighter than all of them. So they were often trying to find ways to make me be effeminate beyond just my normal façade. …They wanted me to be a real gay man. Just into interior decorating. Not better at golf than JFK. Because I was! I was far better at golf than him. …Bringing hamsters to the kiddies. Sewing things. Cleaning things. Looking pretty. It’s comical…except nobody has noticed and Lacey and I have been tortured with it. And…it’s so crazy it’s hard for people to believe. Even as I tell clearly them.

I also just didn’t want to work for him. He was a total mess. A total piece of shit! …So I found a way to kiss his ass to get him off my case by claiming I did it to maintain a sexual relationship with him. Or hint at that. To him. …I had worked for them often. And…I could have still given him oral sex and accepted the offer. I mean…what exactly do you all hilariously imagine!? That he’d have suddenly stopped asking for it from me just because I was in an official position? That’s SILLY. I was never going to stop being harassed by him. He was…a freak. Because he knew I didn’t actually like to…but he didn’t care.

No! I simply told a pacifying white lie because I didn’t want to work for him. There’s a difference between going and getting hamsters…for ‘a friend’ and working. I actually took myself seriously as a man…and I didn’t want to work for him.” says Lem Billings from the grave. “I HATED HIM!!! I hated him.”

“You hated what?” says the billionaire’s stupid white wife. He’s not necessarily Jewish, by the way. And he may like to stoke antisemitism to cover his own ass.

“I hated JACK KENNEDY!” yells Lem, annoyed. “I HATED JACK KENNEDY!”

“OH MY GOD! STOP!!” yells Selma Hayek at the billionaire. “You’re ruining my sex life! I cannot!!”

“How!?” asks MSNBC.

“HE IS SO DUMB! …And I cannot! …What good are billionaire men…if they’re all dumb and icky?” says Selma Hayek. “You’re making money an awkward thing. Not a turn on.”

“So! I was telling a white lie. But I also was telling the truth. …I was under the impression that I was too scared to have sex with a woman. So…that was what came to me to offer as an explanation. But…I was very confused. It’s quite complicated.

So…I wanted sex with a woman. But I didn’t want it with the wrong woman. But I never fully understood that. Simply because I thought I was gay. Well…understood that before.” says Lem.

“This makes sense!

Are we somehow alike? In our mannerisms!?” Dr. Moritz asks Lem.

“Yes. Somewhat.” says Lem.

“I think she came on to me.” says Dr. Moritz.

“Yes! But you spurned her. And yet also didn’t. …You were very confusing.” says Lem.

Dr. Moritz thinks. Smiles. “I’m not you Lem. …We’re alike. But we’re also extremely different people! …No. I found her very attractive. She has a beautiful voice. …But I didn’t…find that…attractive the way you would have. It was lovely! But…I tend to like women with more high-pitched, airy, cute voices. Kind of like…most living women. Her voice isn’t deep like a man…it’s deep like Grace Kelly’s voice. Which isn’t deep. But compared to women today it’s different. And it’s hard to explain it besides calling it deep.

Lem…how do you stand this!? She’s constantly being attacked and you’re left trying to answer questions with nuanced answers endlessly while you’re dead. You did a marvelous job today…but they’re finding plot-holes that don’t exist. And I can tell. But can she!?” says Dr. Moritz.

“Not completely! No! …But she has Christ as her guide. Not a demon. Or a force. Or Satan. Or a dead person. She’s relying on God. And she has been the whole time. Since the minute they started attacking her.” says Lem.

“Why did the pandemic happen?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“It’s going to sound New Age. But essentially…it’s like…repressed energy. She’s trapped inappropriately in a living Hell she certainly did not and does not deserve. At all. And the sheer amount of psychic force these people are imposing on her was supposed to ‘finally crush her’ but it hasn’t. And instead it’s created an outlet for intense destruction.

Imagine this: She’s made of gold. Pure gold. And they’re trying, using their human strength, to squish her. And they’re all psychotic, vain, and dumb enough to think they can. So they haven’t used diamonds to make a dent…because that’s too normal! That’s too normal. And they’re being perverse psychopaths. That might kill her in some normal way…but that’s too normal. Instead they’ve chosen to try to squish her. Like literally squish her. Because she’s soft-hearted and pretty…and they’re embarrassingly stupid. And they BELIEVE…gold can be squished.

They’ve been UNFATHOMABLY narcissistically threatened by her.

And no! They refuse to use fire. Because that’s of God. And she’d melt. And then they couldn’t squish her!

They are obsessed with squishing her.” says Lem.

“Was Jack?” asks a reader.

An evil billionaire asks that children being held hostage be squished. They are. Bringing them closer to death or actually killing them.

“SEE! Look what you made me do!!!” yells the psychopathic billionaire at Lacey.

“YOU HELPED US! THEY’RE IN SO MUCH PAIN…THEY CANT REGISTER IT! And lots of them will now die.” says Lem. “THANK YOU!”

“No! That’s not what happened!!” yells the idiot-savant billionaire.

“No. That is what happened.” says the CIA.

“You don’t know!!!!” he screams. “YOU DON’T HAVE A THING!!!”

“Wow!! He’s RICH!” says one of his female lovers.

He laughs at us. Her validation is his gold standard of credibility. For real.

“I control you!! I CONTROL THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!” he yells.

“SEXY!” says Jonah Wiley (patronizingly).

“THANK YOU! Thank you! …I know that!” he says, annoyed.

“So!

They want to squish her.

So they take her…and apply massive amounts of force. And normally that kind of psychotic, narcissistic behavior wouldn’t do anything! Because it’s weak! Very weak! …But because they’re all united in evil together and Satan was helping them…they are able to kill her psychically. …But it’s…absolute trash!

So…the US Dollar has been permanently damaged. Russia is in a long-term war. And they’re in grave denial over that too. …The historic pandemic happened. We almost had an epic banking crisis. …Ships have crashed. Floods. Mudslides. Trains have derailed. And the US itself is almost toast. But they’re SO idiot-savant and psychopathic and narcissistic…that they astoundingly can’t let go. …It’s terrifying how dumb they are.” says Lem.

“SO! They’re doing what??” says Dr. Moritz.

“They’re using Satan…to push…with their bare hands…on a giant block of pure gold. With the expectation that she can be squished. And obviously given geometry and physics that’s essentially impossible. But Satan has been helping them. …Demons have been helping them. So…they have the deeply held belief that it’s gonna work! If they just keep trying! It’s gonna HAPPEN…if they just keep pushing.” says Lem. “They BELIEVE in evil. Like a charismatic Christian believes in Jesus using ‘seed money.’” says Lem. “So…they aren’t actually squishing her. …Because Satan can’t. But he has them believing he can do it.

She’s gotten tarnished. She struggles to breath. Right now they’re trying desperately to suffocate her. Because they’re idiot-savants. And it’s sheer torture for her. Absolute torture . Her head gets numb. She feels incredible panic. But…she’s solid gold. So…she barely reacts. They can sense that they’re torturing her though and being stupid evil hicks with billions they’re frighteningly obtuse. …So…Satan has them believing it’s really working.

Truthfully…if she died she’d end the world. So…billions of people and all of Hell is trying to keep her alive…just as they also are trying to attack her. But…she could die. She’s very tarnished. And they’ve painted her. So…if she got too much more tarnished she’d die. And so would her whole family. But that isn’t squishing her. And they REFUSE to accept that. The current British Royal Family has been cursed with cancer because they haven’t been able to accept the reality of it.

So…they can’t squish her. BUT…given the force they’ve created…they have created a hole. In the ground. They’ve dug an obvious hole. Because they’ve even softened the Earth to try to make squishing her more fun for them. So…they’ve created a huge hole. And possibly they’ve even started digging around her to be able to keep squishing her.” says Lem.

“What happens when she’s completely covered in red paint?” says Dr. Moritz.

“And she dies?” says Lem.

“Yes.” says Dr. Moritz.

“People will start to be CONVINCED that she was NEVER gold. …And they’ll suddenly feel stupid for squishing a red block around for so many years. They’ll feel very stupid!

Like, ‘Why did we even do that!? It’s just a red block after-all.’ And then…they’ll be confused by what the red block was made of.

They’ve already accused her genuinely of being an alien and a demon. Literally. So…they’ll likely have that sort of internal discussion. Like, ‘WAS SHE HUMAN!? Why did we care!?’” says Lem.

“That’s not us.” says a dead British aristocrat. “I don’t care what Princess Kate or Charles tell you. We are not…THIS. YUCK!” says a dead British aristocrat.

“And yet the Illuminati thinks Lacey’s UNBELIEVABLY intimidated by Loro Piana. She’s not. …It breaks her heart.” says Lem.

“What do you think of it?” asks a living woman.

“WE HATE IT!” they say. “It breaks our hearts.”

“To be honest with you, Kate, we don’t like you anymore. We’re glad that you don’t have cancer but you altering your ring presentation into just some cheap piece of fucking common shit and your attitude of middle class superiority overall is repulsive.” says Great Britain to Princess Kate.

“But you like that!” says King Charles III, confused.

“You’re an idiot! You’re supposed to see through us! Elizabeth always did it. You’re such a fucking idiot!” yells Great Britain at King Charles III. “You’re just a dishonest little sniveling, conniving kiss-ass!” 

“So you want us to be superior and take that seriously?” says Princess Kate.

“Yes, that’s the nation of Great Britain. Do you really think we’re that stupid!? We’re incredibly disappointed in you people and I’m glad that Kate’s doing well. We do care about your health. We’re not heartless and we shouldn’t even have to say that to you necessarily.” says Great Britain.

“ I don’t want to hear your explanation for why you changed your ring Kate if there is an illuminati, you told her that you had an eating disorder to try to feel superior over her which is pathetic you’re obviously an impoverished little dumb bitch from the gutter, if you genuinely thought that made you superior to give some trash lie to this woman so no that’s the problem. You may have a reason why you’re using that ring but will never hear it because there’s the royal spin machine and then there’s this and frankly I have a feeling we know what happened William is sleeping with someone else he’s not in love with you anymore, you’re trying your best to be a sort of trooper and do your job and you just can’t stand to wear that ring anymore because it’s symbolic of your marriage when you thought it actually was real and you were in love with him who is it Miss Chumley probably he’s probably having an affair with some woman like that and so you’re just sort of hanging in there with your cheap middle class ring you know and honestly we actually empathize with you if that’s the case but we don’t like is that you’re such a backstabbing bitch.

Kate, you can’t keep playing mean girl tracks it’s not becoming.” says Great Britain.

“ are you if that if that’s true are you sad?” says Kate.

“ no, not that way it’s your life not ours. Williams mother before she died. Never seem to understand that we’re not her we’re not you you’re a separate entity from us you are your own person. But you’re supposed to also know that yes we do care obviously we care it’s wrong. He hurt you. He betrayed your trust but it seems like you’re being taken care of and you’re not suffering and your family is OK and you’re probably just hang in there and manage and that’s not stupid a lot of people and then you know the boomer generation Generation X thought that was stupid to do for a woman but I’m not sure that it is Ivy. What would you do anyway you know it’s like you’ve committed to this you’ve put in all of that time and energy you have kids with him I don’t think it’s dumb at all to just see it as sort of an an effort in honor of the British people in honor of your own sort of dignity and integrity is a person I think it’s actually quite sophisticated. Nothing that’s the problem Kate, you took that you took that idea from Lacey you said you took that straight from her playbook, and we see that. And you haven’t probably given her any credit.. instead, you’ve been a petty, sad, pathetic little mean, girl who’s made fun of her, even though you’ve admired her, and followed in her lead.

Kate, that is sad and it’s dangerous as well.

I don’t know what’s going to happen, but you need to be a hell of a lot more smart.

You’ve got to be better than these people.

Hi Stephen, being able to say this those very British and godly course we care about you and we don’t think it’s stupid at all necessarily send me that think you should just leave him and try to be happy without him but I mean if you really don’t see that part of the point of that and you think it makes sense to just do your job and sort of maintaining the status quo I think that’s wise but just be aware that as much as it seems like you’re being clever, and you don’t think anyone will know people will eventually figure it out whether they’re dead or alive people will eventually find out Kate that you if this is what’s happening that you’re just hanging in there an end and that’s good that you’re hanging in there but people will figure that out.

So perhaps in this is advice from us and Lacey possibly both stop pretending so damn much I mean pretend that rose Chumley isn’t your rival and pretend that you’re not devastated for 10 but um yeah that’s what’s happening but but don’t pretend too much because there’s no point in it It’s far more dignified to just sort of give yourself some space psychologically knowing that ring is very smart, but you could do more than that you could cut your hair you could dye it you could start tanning I mean I feel like you could do a lot of different things to sort of signal that you’re a bit more independent these days, even if you’re very much still in line with the royal family and you’re definitely on their side as his enduring beautiful wife and the future queen of England know him written is an is it in you know it’s it’s an old country Kate I’m sure we’ve been through something like this before or something close to it so we’re not America Kate this is not America so nosy. I wonder if you understand that this is not America.

So I mean, obviously be careful watch your own throat so to speak but no I think you should be able to dress as you want more if that’s what’s happening or just use that as an example, you know, don’t give out the Christmas cards this year that he wants, there’s no reason to he doesn’t have to have that much authority over you You know your partners and your loving to each other and loyal if this is what’s happening but you don’t have to keep putting on such a show. I actually think that might not even be good for your health.” says Great Britain.

“ and I assumed that this would be a lot more harsh and hurtful than it is OK do you think I’m ugly?” says Princess Kate.

“ Kate, that’s not very nice.” says Great Britain.

“ I mean Rose is pretty in her own way though.” says Kate.

“ she is and she might come from a better you know pedigrees and then you do and maybe her and William have more in common but you are a better looking woman just objectively is that hard for you to accept?” says Great Britain.

“ that the evil Irish-American people, and that billionaire just tried desperately to suffocate Lacey to make it look like he was killing her.” says the CIA.

“ Lacey just squished, a white gold and sapphire pendant with our names on it in her fingers to sort of distribute their energy and it actually worked. She started squishing the pendant and sort of rerouting the energy into the pendant and the pendant can take it because it’s just a rock, and it worked.” says Lem.

Dr. Moritz laughs.

“ I thought that was funny too!!” says Jake Bird, laughing.

“ what??” says the billionaire. He laughs.

“ so basically, Kate, yes we do we do we do. I think that billionaire realizes at this point that there’s something wrong with him and he’s trying to have a sense of humor about it and his own human way, which must actually be quite scary for him because I don’t think he’s ever realized how off he is psychologically.

So I mean, really people don’t want the world to end and it’s astounding that they picked a fight with her but anyway.” says Great Britain. “ Him anyway Kate no we don’t think you’re ugly. Not at all not at all you do have flaws and people have probably been evil and imagined that you were somehow like Lacey with lemon or Michael, and so people got violently psychotically jealous of you and started saying that you were ugly back in 2008 or nine even because I think they wanted to think that you were, they wanted to think that you were ugly Kate, because it was a lot more pleasant to think you were ugly then to think that some beautiful privileged young woman had just Walston, and genuinely stolen his heart people got very attached to the idea of him being single of him being sort of an eligible bachelor and you snatched him up so damn quickly I mean he was not an adult for more than five seconds practically and you had your claws in him and it was hard for people to handle that and I think a lot of women were a bit catty and mean and became psychotically. Jealous of you and started thinking. Oh, she is madly in love with him. He’s madly in love with her and I’m gonna lose my mind over this.

But I think we started to realize overtime that maybe you were in love, but not that degree I’m sorry this is the brutal truth and we started to realize that we could except that you were beautiful because there were flaws in your love him I don’t know why people are so violently antagonistic towards you know eternal true love nowadays I don’t know if it’s weird, but it seems like anytime they see someone that in love it just freaks people out now days and possibly it’s been that way for a while It is very hard for people to except when people are genuinely a lot especially when they’re heterosexual it’s very difficult for people to accept. I would bet there are even couples who are in love with the night at themselves because it’s so weird to them but if if you and William are not doing as well, the note, the irony is, it will probably start acknowledging your beauty more than and that’s sad. I’m sorry that we gave you the wrong impression about yourself if we did it all.” says Great Britain.

“ oh no, I’m going to keep saying that we’re in love and that everything is fine and status quo either because it actually is or because that’s that’s the story.” says Princess Kate.

“ why are you people so catty and mean to her?” Great Britain asks about Lacey.

“ yeah, that has not helped me at all!” says the Billionaire.

“ yeah and I’m not trying to help you be evil, but know if you struggle to comprehend certain parts of reality I don’t think that has helped you.” says a Brit.

“that was my fault!” says JFK.

Later.

“These are things I have around my house!” says Lacey.

“We’ve been copying her. To annoy her. So she’s being exploited. But we also refused to acknowledge that she’s Old Money.” says the billionaire.

“Do you think you’re infinitely more powerful?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“Yes! And…that he was never going to acknowledge her. SO…her power would cease to exist. He’s not very bright.” says Louis.

“OH MY GOD. Find these items around your house!! This is HILARIOUS!!” says Casi.

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“She doesn’t have these exact candle holders. But she has several candle holders. Including these crystal ones:

“ so there were a pair of Michael Aram candleholders that she was looking at years ago. She decided she couldn’t afford them so she didn’t buy them. We heard her. We also heard her thinking of buying plaid furniture and the truth is I think she doesn’t like the plaid furniture or the Michael Aram candleholders, but Bobby thought Linn was gay and we don’t read her accurately. We read her as we want to think she is so we assumed that she was in love with those things and was too poor to buy them his so the idea was that we were somehow outing her as being meaningless even though she was the stupid aesthetic it’s like yeah I guess your family kind of is old money but we’re experts and you’re a fucking dumb ass and so we’re going to out, you is being a worthless, nothing intellectually compared to our genius amazingness.” says the CIA. “ the reality is the class doesn’t work that way and that you either are or are not old money and that old money actually is a thing it’s not something to be played around with, and she knows that she is old money. It does make a difference that is a thing spiritually physically it’s an actual thing and I guess America has been too stupid and backward to realize that and it’s made the whole world dumb as fuck. Him the Kennedys are obviously a part of that but I don’t think that they were the sole origin of that idea. I think that’s an American problem yes and so it’s not fair to make it entirely their fault that people got this stupid it it is their fault and people weren’t as stupid before, but it is an American thing. It’s not something that they themselves invented.

So no, she’s not love with Joe Junior love her straight, and I actually think she thought the plaid furniture was kind of awkward looking and I don’t think she liked the candleholders because she thought they were sort of offensive to her pineapples and sort of tropical designs are beautiful and she thinks of lemon Billings But other people think pineapples mean that you’re an open marriage and they take stuff like that really the wrong way and so she’s hesitated to decorate with stuff like that simply because she doesn’t want people to misunderstand and think that she’s a swinger. I am so they might be sterling silver like $900 candlestick holders that she would like to buy and hasn’t but then they’ve spent a lot of money otherwise and they completely own a perfectly tended to Audi with heated leather seats and a Bose sound system and I mean it’s a little pedantic, but I think they think oh no you have to have billions to matter because they don’t really understand that there’s a class system Probably because they’re new money and they’re really not as smart as they think they are and they they don’t like the old money because old money people tend to stand up to them and refuse to be intimidated and then that makes people like this billionaire, angry and narcissistically threatened, and so they’ve sort of quieted, that voice in their head of people antagonizing them who are old money , because those people are Christian and difficult and annoying to him and he just pretends to be this liberating strong force of cool Justice but in reality he’s kind of a backward self-serving hick. Yes I’m sorry.” says the CIA. “ the heck with billions.”

“ so I think we’re going to get a wake up call if she can find that old money thing and it’s funny because no those crystal candle stick holders are real lead crystal him. I don’t know we could probably buy them for what like $50 easily and so they’re not like super cheap but they’re less expensive than $800 sterling silver candlestick holders that she has like several different kinds of things like that and I would bet the grand total total for all of them if they were sold at market value would be about no more than 150 to 200 but then that’s the thing these candlestick holders that you’re trying to sell on Amazon or less than that and the original ones that she was looking at were probably no more than $300 or 400 maybe 700 at most but like come On in the nursery he goes yeah I know I win I have billions you don’t though because there’s a social class system he just keeps going around like chasing his tail and then he thinks that he’s conquered her but really he’s just chasing his tail.”

“ if there’s reincarnation, this is what Michael was trying to warn you about OK this is going to get ugly if there’s rain carnation is, it’s already gotten ugly but it’s gonna get worse. She is Scotia and Sean Connery was trying to explain the Scottish to you on SNL if you feel bullied right now and a bit taken advantage of in your psychopathy and your evil, don’t say we didn’t warn you the Scottish or not to be toyed with that they’re not evil they’re just Scottish and it’s it’s really kind of funny from like a Christian perspective because she has you people going she’s making you lovable, even though you’re pure evil, she is somehow using your humanity both against you and also in your favor so you’re looking like total fucking idiots but in that in that way, you’ve become more lovable.” says Sean Connery. “ yeah the problem is that you guys don’t have a sense of humor so you can’t see how ridiculous this is and you just keep trying to make it some awful catastrophic thing you know what it already is what it already is when you did that yay you did that but how far do you want it to go? Do you really want to just kill her mom is working on it OK he is he’s working on that and that’s the problem. If that’s what happens she really will in the world don’t worry about global warming talk worry about anything if you kill her, she will in the world OK so if that’s where you want to take this that we’re ending the world then I guess that’s where you’re taking it but that’s where someone needs to help you people or you need to help yourselves if that’s not really what you’re trying to do.” says the CIA.

“ she has two of those hers or actual antiques worth hundreds of dollars those are probably worth about $1000 to 1200 the ones that she owns because they’re antique actual antique pieces that this piece is imitation of.  A cheap imitation at that it’s almost creepy how similar they look. She has other organs around her house as well. I mean she has a lot of stuff like that. She isn’t have some thing that ceramic that’s in pristine condition but she does have an antique cracked piece that if it wasn’t cracked would be worth around four or $5000. She also has a an antique French table that would be worth around. Oh I don’t know $200,000 if it was in mint condition. She a bit but really it’s it’s bizarre everything in this list this old buddy list of stuff that she literally has around her house or that her mother does. They don’t realize that that it’s to her. Some of the stuff is just cheap shit.” says a dead man.