And in reality…this is how straight Lem is if Jack Kennedy was a woman named Gladys:
Whether there’s homosexuality in Heaven or not…this man…is not what we would call a clear heterosexual. But see…Gladys..the female version of Jack Kennedy…can’t quite let it go. No! SHE BELIEVES…that “SHE DONE FOUND A REAL GOOD MAN!”
“It wasn’t a Parnell Presidency this year!” says a gay man.
“Nope.” says Lem. “The Parnells lost.”
Where did Gladys Parnell grow-up?
“That’s ME HOUSE!” she says, thinking she’s being hilarious.
“WE LOVE GLADYS!!” says this man
Ken Lau
“Oh my gosh! I love her! You guys!!!” says Ken.
“Ken…do you come from a super repressive Asian family?” asks a man.
“No!” says Ken. “Not at….ALL.”
“No!! They’re real nice folk!” say Gladys.
Ken cries. Blinks. His large, soft, lip-glossed lips pucker…as tear drops fall down his immaculately cared for face.
“What’s wrong?” asks a gay man, who’s oddly unconcerned with Ken’s welfare.
Ken tries to act straight. “AHH…nothing. I’m just…struggling.” he says.
“With what!??” says the gay man.
“MY LIFE!” he says, weeping beautifully but with restraint. He bats his eyelashes. Opens his mouth a bit. Waits desperately for help. Waits for someone to catch on. Waits for someone to care.
“Oh my GOD! Your life is so fucking great!” says a living gay man. “YOU ARE…THE PARNELL FACE! YOU ARE MR. Parnell.”
“That’s NOT MY LAST NAME!” he says, in a flamboyant manner.
“NO! It so IS!!!” yell the gay men.
“OH MY GOD!!! IT IS NOT!!!” he says nervously.
Boom Boom by Britney Spears plays.
Ken hears and starts dancing.
“OH! You wanna see ma ASS!??” says Gladys.
Ken smiles sweetly, as an Asian gay man who’s trying to be kind.
“ALRIGHT! WATCH!!!” says Gladys. She grabs a vacuum cleaner and tries to make it look sexy.
“I got the boom boom broom!” says Gladys, trying to sexy
“Oh my GOD!” says America. “YOU’RE RICH!”
Toxic by Britney Spears plays.
“Yup. We’re really rich.” says Ken. Gladys shoves him in a Mercedes.
She drives off at lightning speed. Ken raises his arms in the air. Screaming. “WOOHOO!!”
“Ken looks happy?” says America.
Gladys gives Ken “football lessons.”
Outrageous by Britney Spears plays as Ken is given “football lessons” by this guy:
“Oh my GOD! If Ken was gay…he’d have been totally sleeping with that man!!” says America.
“Yeah! Ken is straight.” says Gladys.
“That is…MY SAXY brother BEN!!! He’s the SEXIEST MAN IN MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!” says Gladys. “He got a sex drive…and sexual magnetism LIKE ME!”
“No. He’s very sexy!!” says Ken, flirting with Ben very slightly.
“Ken…do you…get out much?” asks MSNBC.
Ken shakes his head no. He smiles. Laughs a straight man laugh. Slaps his knee.
“He’s a knee-slapper. Just like my whole dang family!” says Gladys.
40 years later:
“Since discovering that some people decide to stay in bad situations…even within the context of MARRIAGE…we’re now fairly sure Ken was staying with Gladys entirely on his own terms. He was probably…happy.
And he was DEFINITELY STRAIGHT!!” says America on Wikipedia in the 2000’s.
“I can definitely confirm he was straight and happy!” says this man
“There are rumors that this man was sleeping with Gladys.” says Lem.
“HE WAS NOT!!” says Gladys.
“No sure was not!” says Gladys’s brother, Frank.
Frank
“Okay! SO YOU CAN GUARANTEE HE WAS STRAIGHT!!??” says Wikipedia.
“YUP!!!” says this man:
“Okay! Cool!” says Wikipedia.
“Damn! He sexy.” says an attractive woman.
“You wanna dance!?” says a woman with large fake boobs, to Ken.
Ken cries. Controls himself. He’s put in public a lot. Photographed frequently.
“I’ll dance!” he says, trying to enjoy dancing.
She laughs.
He laughs too.
He lip-synchs.
They dance.
The song ends.
He claps.
Snooze by SZA plays.
The woman tries to slow dance with Ken. He tries it. Briefly. But it looks awkward.
“You’re so sweet!” the woman says to Ken.
He gives a toothy, sweet smile. “AWW!” he says.
“WHATCHU DOING!?” says Gladys intruding.
Baddest In The Room by Fridayy plays.
Gladys tries to twerk. It’s hilarious but we aren’t supposed to think that. The other woman is escorted off. Ken seems relieved.
Gladys’s husband:
“Isn’t he dreamy!?” says America.
“One time it got really awkward with her husband because Gladys had a habit of hanging-out with lots of women and she left her husband Lars and I home alone a lot together.” says Ken.
“What happened?” asks Louis Bayard.
“ how am I used to listen to books on tape? Well I net I developed a knitting habit and a lot of other habits are being Gladys’s best friend we weren’t really married. This was her actual legal husband, Lars, but one time I was listening to a book on tape with Lars Shakespeare actually and I was knitting a scarf for Lars just for fun. I need scarves for everyone in the family and Lars looked at me and he said my neck is cold. Could you please put that around my neck and so I put it around his neck and he said Ken he grabbed my hands and he said Ken sometimes I wonder how much I need you to and I said Gladys is going to come home tonight Lars I don’t want her to get the wrong idea.” says Ken.
“ what was what was Gladys doing with all of her female friends?” says a reader.
“ she had a tendency to do explorations with them and I didn’t give a shit because it got her completely out of my hair. I hate Gladys I hate Gladys she’s a horrible bitch and I make really good scarves now!” says Ken.
“ so you’re you’re you’re straight man!?” yells the DNC.
“ no, I was gay I am gay I was not in love with worse he was annoying. I might’ve been slightly attracted to him, but not very much.” says Ken.
“ so you are a straight man Ken!?” says the Parnell family.
“ oh yes, he seems very straight. You seem very straight. I’ve seen lots of people who look exactly like you who are extraordinarily straight.” says Russia to Ken.
“You are so pretty, Ken!” says a gay man.
He smiles kindly. “I’m happy. I’m dead. I’m…actually really happy. …You can have that happiness too in Christ.” he says.
“So…you’re not available?” says a gay man.
“NO. I’m taken.” he says.
“BY GLADYS!?” says America.
“YUP!!” says America to itself. “It’s gotta be GLADYS PARNELL!!”
The Parnell family was known for being philanthropic. Eventually. …For a while in the 1970’s they were known to steal from convenience stores, department stores, and grocery stores, based on the premise that would be paid back by the Parnell Family Foundation. …They usually were. But not always. At times the Parnells forgot to reimburse the stores.
The Parnell Family Foundation was started in 1953 by Edmund Parnell. A man of English, Welsh and German descent. And American. The founder of the Parnell family. He made his money by buying most of Montana. And then selling the property to the US government. It’s unclear how he came to own Montana. But…he owned huge swaths of the state and was often dubbed as, “THE MAN WHO OWNS MONTANA!”
Gladys…his second oldest daughter had a fascination with Asia. She took frequent trips there. And on one excursion she came home with Ken. Ken Lau.
“How did Gladys find Ken?” asks an intellectual.
“I FOUND HIM AT A PARK!” she says. “HE WAS LOOKING FOR A DOG!”
“I loved dogs.” he says.
“Why did you go home with her!??” asks Wikipedia.
“Because…she seemed…like a friend.” says Ken.
“I DID! I’m SEXY!!!” says Gladys.
“What did you do, Gladys?” says a reader.
She disappears momentarily.
“Gladys…what made you so sexy?” says America.
“Ha! Well…if you must know…I ate prunes.” she says laughing, and then becoming sad.
“YOU ATE PRUNES!?!” yells Marsie.
“YEAH!! It ‘‘twas good…for me figure.” says Gladys.
Americans loved her because she was so down to earth and relatable.
Moon River by Henry Mancini plays.
“I was very…sexy.” says Gladys.
She twirls like she’s Joann, Paul Newman’s wife.
“Once…Henry Mancini himself told me that I had purty hair.” says Gladys.
Love Theme from ‘Romeo And Juliet’ by Henry Mancini plays.
She does a dumb dance in imitation of a ballerina.
1:22
“Gladys…are you an adult?” asks Donald Trump.
She thinks. “YES????” she says, nervously. “WE WERE RAISED NORMAL!!!”
The song ends.
“Did you? Huh.” says Donald Trump.
“Yup! I’m a real lady.” says Gladys.
And in fact Gladys was known as a very good woman. She was loved and admired for her supposed beauty, charm and grace.
“GLADYS PARNELL!” says Athalia Ponsell, dreamily.
She won the Miss America contest 12 times. Consecutively. And then she was shot.
“How did Gladys win!??” says Roger Sterling.
“Her daddy bought it for her!” says Don Draper.
“NO! That’s not how. I fucked the entire panel of judges. Every year. I just fucked ‘em!” says Gladys.
Candlelight on Crystal by Henry Mancini plays.
“I helped.” says Ken eating a Blow Pop.
“Ken! What did you do?!” says a gay reader.
“Oh my gosh. No. I didn’t put out myself! …I set the mood.
Proper lighting.
Proper wardrobe.
Music.
Perfume.” says Ken.
“I dazzled ‘em!” says Gladys.
“Best ten seconds of my life!” says a Miss America pageant judge. “It was fine until she got closer to my face. It’s amazing what lighting and wardrobe can do.”
“And smellies!” says Ken.
“You call perfume smellies?” says Wikipedia.
“Yup.” says Ken.
“That’s…kinda…ahh…unique.” says Wikipedia.
“So…Gladys…what did you do get shot?” asks Donald Trump Junior.
“Nothin’!!!” she says.
“They shot her because she WON!” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, trying to laugh at herself.
“I WON EVERY DAMN TIME!!” says Gladys.
“So why did you get shot?” asks a man.
“I got shot…because I was…a cold, difficult, brave woman. …I was assassinated…because I was LOVED. BY MEN!” says Gladys. “I was just too…damn…sexy.”
“Gladys…why do you like your best friend, Ken…so damn much!?” says a gay man.
“LOOK AT HIM!!!” says Gladys. “He’s HOTT!!”
“He is!” says a gay man.
“IS THAT ALL YOU’RE GOING TO SAY!??” says Lacey, panicking.
“I mean…it’s kinda weird.” says Marsie.
“Ken is straight.” says America.
Beyond the Sea plays.
Bobby Darin dances with Ken. And Ken accidentally flirts. Just as he’s twirled around. He opens his mouth wide and pretty like a gay man, just like Lem Billings used to imitate.
“Yeah…I shot Bobby Darin.
I was drunk on whiskey one night and that little sucker drove right into my car and I said, ‘Bobby why the fuck did you drive into my fucking car?’ He said, ‘You little Kike. I’ll shoot your whole fucking family!’ And so I said to him, ‘I’ll do you one better! I’ll shoot you right now!’” says Gladys.
“So you ahh… You shot Bobby Darin for dancing with Ken?” asks an American, doubting the story.
“I never said that. …I sure as hell did say that, but I didn’t say that under oath, is this a story, See…I’m a good storyteller.” says Gladys.
“Gladys where are you bisexual?” asks a woman.
Love Is Blue plays.
“No I was straight! I was extremely straight woman! I slept with tons of men…and that was how I won Miss America every year consecutively for 12 damn years in a row.” says Gladys.
“ oh, I’m just curious about some of your female friends. This is interesting that you didn’t have gay friends but you had female friends a lot of female friends. Yes yes Fred would agree with this blog post apparently so you had female friends who you spent a lot of time with Gladys?” asks a Democrat.
“ yes there was Shirley, Betty, and and Sue and Mary and Agatha and Elizabeth. Elizabeth hated me and I had to get rid of her. She fell off a cliff but we don’t talk about that.
No, I was not friends with Queen Elizabeth refused to acknowledge that bitch that cunt that stupid, fucking Cunt running that country.
No exit and I used to take long excursion. Sometimes we go hiking together we go camping we go shooting for deer and often times Agatha and I would end up at him, making out and sleeping together and having lesbian sex. Whatever that even is who knows what lesbian sex even is right but often times we have lesbian sex when we were hiking Just to stay warm I mean what are you gonna do? It was just about staying warm.” says Gladys.
“ oh, that’s perfectly normal and straight. Let’s not focus on that or we’ll get distracted from the bigger story about Ken.” says America in 1994.
“ gladys, you just told us that you have lesbian sex unless you literally just told us that you had lesbian sex!” says Kevin Spacey.
“ yes I did but that’s not the same thing as being a homosexual music heaven, I did that to stay warm, lots of hikers, who are rich and glamorous, like myself can make mistakes like that as ladies, a lady can make a mistake like that when she’s tired and hungry and confused, lots of hikers, get very confused they go hiking and they start running out of nourishment so I made that mistake simply because I was running low on brain energy.” says Gladys.
“ Gladys king I am actually curious to know more about this, so you’re claiming that you made out with your friend Agatha while you were hiking the two of you alone together where were you when this happened?” asks David Pitts.
“ oh, no, we hope that we hike the Appalachian Trail we hiked several trails in the Cascades one year we hiked the Rockies. We used to hike a lot together very frequently we’d spend whole week sometimes hiking together.” says Gladys.
“ did did your husband Lair snow about that about those hikes?” says NBC.
“ no he didn’t he will he did somewhat can you do something but we kept Larson in the dark for the most part yeah yeah yes no for the most part we kept Larsson the dark he knew you know I don’t even know. I think he might have no one I’m not sure what Lars new sometimes I think Lars went on lots of excursions himself, and just didn’t care, I really don’t entirely know what he knew about how busy I was all the time but he definitely knew that I was busy and I think he knew that I was probably spending a great deal of my time with Agatha but one time Agatha kissed him at a party when she was real drunk and I slapped her and I said how dare you that’s my bad and I I don’t know maybe they were just such good friends that Lawrie is kind of understood that that you have to spend time with Agatha because Agatha is is a Barrow full of laughs and good times just waiting to happen.” says Gladys.
“ where was Ken during all of this?” asks Russia.
“ he frequently knit scarves. He had lots of hobbies he knit scarves. He play the piano he sing sometimes he would sing whole love songs in a high, operatic voice, but that was not something that I really liked and we didn’t encourage it, but auto Kasian he would sing love ballads by himself for a while he lived in New York City and he spent a lot of time getting Asian food you know all the fixings you know that shoots a chop Suey and you know I don’t know what he was doing down there, but he just liked being there he said, but I kept an ion him. I didn’t want him getting away. We were such good friends and I kept a real ion him but he he love to go get the chop Suey in New York and sometimes he would go to the Broadway musicals but you know I never had the sunset he was involved with anyone he just was my friend he didn’t have any other friends and he never got married and he didn’t really do anything he was just my friend that’s all he ever did he didn’t work. He barely ate and slept he he didn’t have a girlfriend he didn’t have a boyfriend he ain’t had no one no friends nothing he was just obsessed with me, he was just completely obsessed with me all the time just his whole world revolves around me every day he did come in to my room and he say Gladys you are the most sexy amazing woman to ever live and we’re gonna kick ass today.” says Gladys.
“ did he ever save your life Gladys?” asks the CIA.
“ yes, he did nets yes, he didn’t have a scarf for me once and I used it. I was visiting a friend and he didn’t think I should go visit her. He was a little jealous. He didn’t think I should go visit her. I think he was incredibly in love with me and jealous, but he said you shouldn’t go walking out there in that snow storm got us you’re going to get sick because it’s winter and you’re going out wearing barely anything so sometimes I used to like we went we we went on lots of excursions together and sometimes I used to go from one cabin to the other wearing nothing but a victim but you know you don’t like what you have now from Victoria’s Secret sort of a lingerie routine I put one of those puppies on at night walk through the snow just to go hang out with friends and my location location I would get a little cold you know a little little hypothermia setting on but on this particular occasion, he was damn sure I was gonna get sick. I’d heard the Clyde had a cold and he said if you go around out there wearing that you’re going to get real sick you’re stressed out you’re tired it’s freezing and you have a cold and he was right. I would’ve gotten bacterial pneumonia and considering that I had no intention of going back home and telling my parents but what I was doing he was the only way I had to live because if I had told my parents what I was doing they would’ve I would’ve been deep deep trouble long as I didn’t tell them what was going on. They didn’t care but I I would’ve had to tell them that I was walking around in my underwear in the snow, so I was walking around in my underwear in the snow and he told me you better go back inside so I did and I didn’t get sick. How do I know I would’ve gotten bacterial pneumonia cause I got a real bad one other time and I know that that was very likely to have killed me that time too.” says Gladys.
“ so you don’t even know for sure if you saved your life that’s just what you think happened?” says a reader.
“ yeah I’m pretty sure he did. It’s just my hypothesis has been backed up by medical science.” she says.
“ let us tell us more about you and Agatha?” says a woman.
“ I met her when I was competing for Miss America. Her family made her do it her real interests were cars and collecting cars. She yeah she was an expert car collector she knew so damn much about cars. So that was her real passion, but we spent some time together, hiking as well and auto Kasian we would make out it’s true kind of like thinking about that. She was a real sweet, real sweet pal she wrote a book about our hikes. 
She called the book, HOTT HIKING! Arms frequently, she frequently refers to that book at dinner parties, when I am present and says, you always kept us warm.” says Gladys.
“ what do you think her husband thinks of that whole thing?” says NBC.
“ I think you I think he understands that Gladys is a real hiker and that there’s nothing is good as good as a hike.” says Gladys.
“ do you care that she’s obviously homosexual and closeted and violent and that poor Ken is being held hostage and that he’s clearly homosexual and may have some sort of psychotic disorder that was given to him by the horrific abuse of the Parnell family or not?” says Lacey.
“ no not really we really just don’t give a shit we don’t care about the American dream we don’t care about America we don’t care about your founding fathers. We don’t care about any of this!” says the real America. Not the “alternate universe” one in this blog post.
“ what do you care about?” asks God of the real, current America.
“ will get back to you on that one!” says the real America.
“My family lost last night. …Usha…we really were Democrats. And there’s almost no way we’ll ever be elected as Democrats ever again. We left the Democratic Party.” says Bobby.
“How do you figure that?” says Usha, sitting up comfortably with one of their children, to read them a story.
“USHA! I just endorsed Donald Trump. …But I realized last night…that there’s no way I’ll ever be able to fix it. …People will now associate my family name with the Republican Party. And while that seems like a good thing…it’s not. Because we aren’t really Republicans. No child in our family…will ever be a Republican. They just won’t. Unless the Democratic Party ceases to exist…I’m pretty sure I ruined my family.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
Carmina Burana, “O Fortuna” plays.
Usha thinks.
“Bobby…who made you endorse Donald Trump?” says Charlie Kirk.
“LACEY!” he says.
He stares at the screen.
“Lacey.” he says, furious.
“So…she secretly destroyed your entire fucking family!?” says Charlie Kirk.
“She’s my daughter.” says Tom Banks.
“Oops.” says the mayor of Minneapolis.
“It was a brief thought I had years ago. But…” says Lacey.
“You coerced Bobby, using trickery in a sort of warfare sense into endorsing Donald Trump?” says a woman in the GOP to Lacey.
“If she dies, she will end the world. This is where people have been a bit lazy. If there’s reincarnation she really did start the nation of Scotland. Lem really is Emperor Constantine, and they really were a British couple who were married to each other very happily. or if there’s not reincarnation, I said that if there was they could be those people for a very good reason. She’s not a safe person to get into this sort of fight with.” says God.
I. Primo Vere. Veris Leta Facies by Orff from “Carmina Burana” plays.
“My family is OVER!! We are OVER.” says Bobby.
“But you did it to yourself!” says a reader.
“That was what Lem started. …I actually don’t think she was like this. She’d have had us defeated by an enemy. Brutally. But honorably. …I shot heroin with Lem. That was his idea. To let me destroy myself. But…this is the best she could do with what he left behind.” says Bobby, crying. “I hate her. …And his glory…makes me love him. Even though I hate myself!”
“Why do you hate her?” asks JP Kennedy,
“WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US!?” says Bobby.
“I didn’t. Lacey did. …Why do you hate her?” says Joe Senior.
“She’s so…annoying.” says Bobby.
“Yeah. She corrects you.” says Joe Senior.
“I just want to die. And go see dad.” says Bobby.
“Sooner than later!” says Joe Senior. “Just make sure to be in a good place with Christ. You know? Bobby try!!! Try to receive his mercy and salvation. Try in faith.”
Later.
Bon Voyage by Wallerstedt plays.
“Rachel. Let’s chat.” says Lacey.
“Okay.” she possibly says in her spirit.
“Why are you so incredibly sad?” says Lacey.
“Okay. Well…you might not be. …I’m just sad-“ she says, breaking into tears.
Lacey’s suspicious. “Why?” says Lacey.
“You will NEVER get a straight answer from her. They ‘hate’ you.” says Alison Roberts.
“I’m going to try.
Why!?” says Lacey.
“Because! …He’s a repressive dictator.” she says. She shrugs. “He’s a repressive…zealous…warmongering…dictator.”
“What do you foresee happening?” says Lacey.
“The end of the world!??” she says, crying again.
“That’s my thing. I didn’t think he was moving in on that territory. Gosh! …How do you think he’s going to do that?” says Lacey.
She blinks. Thinks. “He’s…going to…destroy…plants.”
“Ahh! Global Warming!” says Lacey.
“Mm…yeah?? I guess.” she says.
“What exactly are you talking about if it’s not Global Warming?” says Lacey.
She shrugs. “I mean…it is.” she says.
“You aren’t so sure about that?” says Lacey.
“Well…I mean…” she shrugs.
“You don’t want to lower something or raise something? For monetary reasons.” says Lacey.
She thinks. Shoves her fists in her pockets. “I am concerned about the environment.”
“But??” says Lacey.
She laughs. “I have money.” she says.
“You’re rich or you use money?” says Lacey.
“I use money!” she says.
Lacey nods. “So you’re a little worried?”
“YUP!” she says.
“Then what’s all this business about plants?” says Lacey.
She thinks. Cries. “I feel so torn!”
“Between your wallet and your sense of morality?” says Lacey.
“YUP!” she says.
Lacey thinks.
“We understand!!” says a fossil fuel company.
“Then what are you going to do!?” says Kasey.
They think.
“It’s a long-term equation!” says Putin.
“It should have been the focus on conservation years ago!” bites Lacey. “Way back in 2010! Way back in 2014! …When the Earth wasn’t actually dying.”
“I AGREE!!” says Richard.
“So! What now!?” says Lacey.
“Yeah!” says Donald Trump Junior.
“It’s a problem. A real problem.” says Lacey. “Not an evil manufactured one that wastes time and money.”
“But…we’re so damn distracted now.” says Tsar Vladimir Putin.
“Well! I mean…we have to do something!” says Rachel.
Kasey rests her head in the palm of her hand. “DAMMIT I’M British!” she says. She sighs.
“That’s okay! We’re not entirely evil, Kasey.” says her British maternal grandmother.
“We’re better off without the constraints. They’re manipulating us. …And it’s evil. …But…yeah. I’m not one to ignore observations!” says Donald Trump.
“I just hate it. Because it’s so…abstract.” says Tucker Carlson. “And to be honest…as someone with a rich person life…I relish the thought of us all drowning…dying in…a minute…instead of kids being brutally tortured.”
“ABSOLUTELY!!” yells Kasey’s mom.
“Yeah. It’s perverse. But the pedophilic element stole the environmental cause. …And so people who care have had to grit their teeth and close their eyes…and embrace death… Because they stole the truth about Global Warming. And what we’ve had to deal with, so to speak, our sword…has been the stubborn determination of the fossil fuel industry to make as much money as they possibly can.” explains Donald Trump Senior.
“Yeah. They are totally corrupt.
They stole the entire Democratic Party.” says Kamala Harris, shrugging. “Even if I empathize…with decent pedophilic people…who choose to be respectful…and not engage with kids. Or who choose to be extremely careful about it, if that’s even possible. …They are not the majority of people. …It’s sad, but it’s true. …The majority of people in the camp, so to speak, are like Jack Kennedy. One way or another. And you can’t…trust them or reason with them!”
“WHY!? Can’t you idiots…LET GO OF LEM!?” yells a DNC member at the Gay Rights Movement alive today.
“We were wrong.” says Carl Sagan. “And honestly…I kinda think you all have grouped his orientation in with being a scientifically minded atheist.”
A living gay man thinks.
“Like…he’s a ghost? And…he’s explaining himself. And it actually makes so much sense! But…he’s a ghost. So…you forget that it actually just makes sense. Because you’re hearing it from a ghost.” says Carl Sagan.
“That’s so stupid!” says a living gay man.
Carl Sagan nods. “YES! You do seem stupid.”
“Okay! But then…how does he…” says a living gay man.
“Yup!! Spit it out!! You’ll have to be loving to her…if you want her to hear you.” says Carl Sagan. “Like…nice. Just nice.”
“No! They’re just mad! They’re just mad they lost a hot man.” says a woman in Canada. “That’s all. It’s so shallow and stupid. They’re just mad because he was at least somewhat attractive.”
“He’s very manly!” says one of them.
“Okay…and straight looking!?!” says Kasey.
“Yeah.” they admit.
“YUP!!” says Kamala. “You fess up!! You fess up and finally use the smoking gun. Because if y’all don’t have one…I’m GOING TO BE ANGRY.”
“Why does it even matter!?! …Why not think of her as being with someone else!?” says her neighbor.
“Because then she’s pretty.” says Louis Hill Junior. “And smart. And not a worthless fuck-up.”
“So it’s entirely about ego? This attack on her?” says her female neighbor.
“YUP. And I’m vastly superior to you too.” says Elsie Hill to Lacey’s female neighbor.
“Elsie, don’t say that!” says a living gay man.
“I wasn’t that pretty. I photographed well. …But…you’re not even close to that.” says Elsie to Lacey’s female neighbor.
“It’s for a good cause. Try!” says Kamala Harris to Lacey’s female neighbor.
“Am I superior to you?” asks Dr. Heather Cox.
“NO! You’re not. You’re not even my equal.” says Elsie to Dr. Heather Cox.
Awkward silence.
“HOLD ON!!!” yells Dr. Heather Cox. “THIS IS WEIRD. …Have you ever had to defend your honor as a woman…or whatever it is…in this way before?”
“That’s the wrong question!” says Elsie. “You’re leading us in the wrong direction!”
“Why can’t I handle this!??!?” says Lacey’s female neighbor.
“Good question!” says Donald Trump.
“Do you think you’re secretly superior to me too!?” asks Lacey’s cousin, Katie.
Lacey’s legal Nesheim cousins.
“No!” says her neighbor, gritting her teeth.
“YEAH?
I didn’t have to settle down like you. I’m a playgirl, wild, dancing queen!” says Katie.
Lacey’s Nesheim cousins.
“I’m just mad at Lacey.” says her female neighbor. “It’s really just about her???”
“I DON’T THINK SO!!!” yells a DNC donor. “I DO NOT…THINK SO.”
“You aren’t fighting with her. You’re fighting with me now. …Are you able to truly admit I’m superior!?” asks Bethany Nesheim.
“I won Miss North Dakota. I’m better than you. Want to get into a pissing contest with me?! I’ll win!” says Bethany, to Lacey’s female neighbor.
“No! We’re fighting with LACEY!!” says Casi.
“OVER WHAT!??” asks a living gay man, smirking.
“HUMAN RIGHTS!” she says.
“Nope.
Casi. I’m SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU.
In reality…in the fallen world…I’m superior.” says Bethany Nesheim to Casi.
“NOT!!” yells Casi. “NOT TRUE!!!”
“No!!!! Lacey is doing this!! She’s EVIL!!!” yells a demon working with Jack Kennedy.
“I’m superior to you, Usha!” says Elsie.
“Is skin color a part of it??” yells Dodi Al Fayed. “NOT NECESSARILY!”
“True!” says Elsie. “But I’m still superior.”
“No! You all get along! There’s no pain! There’s no misery! …It’s just Lacey!” says JFK to all women.
“He tells women that. And most of them believe him. Other than the British.” says God. “And some Catholics.”
“Do they believe him…because she’s so pretty?” says Helena.
“YES! And unusually intelligent. And possibly brilliant at war. …Most women aren’t that gifted at warfare. She just is. Even if it’s mostly in her head and spirit. That’s disorienting to a lot of women. And they accuse her of being attracted to them or weird…or they savagely attack her. No! She’s not a diva. She’s a warrior, when necessary, in Christ. And it’s…sadly disorienting to women. She’s fully feminine though.” says God.
“She’s not vain almost at all.” says a British man. “Are British women like that?”
“YES! More often.” says Queen Elizabeth I. “Lacey and I try to genuinely not wound each other with our beauty.”
“Yeah! That’s definitely frowned upon.” says Diana. “And I cunningly used that to wound Camilla. Just enough. For her own cruelty.”
“She is or was prettier than me.” says Queen Camilla, about Princess Diana.
“It’s not that I can’t handle possibly being…difficult to deal with. I’m…progressive!!” says Lacey’s female neighbor.
“I’m more progressive than you!” says Katie.
“Well! We aren’t arguing! You don’t make me sad. I like you. …It’s her I can’t stand!” says Lacey’s neighbor.
“But I’m better than you. I AM.” says Katie.
“Why do you care?” asks her female neighbor, like Katie is a weirdo.
“Because you can’t acknowledge it. And it’s pretty fucking creepy!” says Katie.
“That’s not how you talk.” says her female neighbor.
“You sound like a crazy person!” someone says to Lacey’s female neighbor.
“NO! She’s very much your superior!” says George Bush Sr. to Lacey’s female neighbor.
“LACEY!!” yells Jack Schlossberg.
“YEAH!” says Lacey.
“What the fuck did my grandfather do right?!” he says. “What even is our real legacy?”
Lacey thinks. “He denied his Catholicism!” says Lacey.
“Why is that good?” says Kamala.
Kick In The Door by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.
“Because he was a disaster. Almost entirely. If not entirely. A lying cheat. Even to historians. Because he looks good…given his quick-ass financial maneuvers. They mask the stench. And may have actually caused long-term economic damage, psychologically.” says Lacey.
The song ends.
The song restarts.
“Because he set us up!??” yells a Republican.
“Possibly. But he may have given us the wrong impression about what’s best or what’s possible. Economically. Hoover gave us a black eye. But…what if…the ugly truth is ugly?” says Lacey. “It’s tragedy. F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote tragedy.” She thinks. “At least somewhat.”
“No. She’s right, possibly.” says a Republican financial advisor.
“So…by denying his Catholicism he did what?” says Jack Schlossberg.
“He allowed the Catholic Church to breath. Sometimes.” says Lacey. “Honestly…he was just photogenic. Not actually good-looking. But good-looking on camera. The whole family photographs well. And that’s about it.”
“So do I.” says Nancy. “I lied. To be better than you, Lacey.”
“Why- What’s that like? Photographing well?” asks Lacey.
“You get to be an artist.
I love making my photos look pretty. Casi is the same way.
We sort of knew. We sort of knew you were better-looking ultimately in person. And to be honest…we felt cooler than you. Like it was a secret joke. Because…what the fuck were you even doing!??” says Nancy.
“Trying to look like myself. …Just trying to look like myself. Forget art! …It’s almost impossible to correctly photograph my face!” says Lacey.
“Yah. We were mean.” says Nancy.
“So….what idea were you trying to make with this
What’s your…thought?” says Lacey.
Nancy thinks.
“TO LOOK PRETTY!” says Nancy.
“NO! …You had all the pencils and all the paper and you just…colored a pink blob?” says Lacey.
Nancy laughs. “It’s pink?” she says.
“Yeah. That’s nice.” says Lacey, sadly. “No. Pink is a pretty color.”
“Lacey! I’m not as good-looking in person either!” says Marsie.
“Marsie…what’s the idea of this one then?” says Lacey.
“To look sexy!” she says.
“Aww. Not wining.” says Elsie. “It’s not sexy.”
“So…what’s the idea?” asks Lacey.
“It’s…to be gorgeous.” says Marsie.
“You’re not gorgeous!!!” says Katie.
“I am slightly. Lacey is more so. But no, Marsie you’re not gorgeous.” says this perfume collector.
“How the fuck do you dumb bitches not get that she literally cannot photograph her face well. It is scientifically impossible. The camera genuinely contorts her face in such a way that it’s impossible. She’s not stupid, she’s not retarded. She’s extraordinarily beautiful and the camera genuinely scientifically isn’t capable of photographing her face. The video that she takes is a little more accurate. The pictures of her looking her prettiest are more accurate.
But you’re not as good-looking as her, you’re not as sexy as her, and to be honest I don’t know how the fuck you people have been so blind when you see her in person! It’s perverse. When she has her hair done up correctly according to you, and she wears the right sort of make-up you see it, but then out of the blue you feel like a filthy piece of fucking worthless shit. And there are probably dozens of women who have seen her at weddings…or at parties who have literally thought about killing themselves. They have genuinely considered suicide in comparison to her beauty. She has made women feel suicidal! Yes! On more than one occasion!
Are you worthless scum!? Because physically compared to her you’re UGLY. …So get that idiotic idea of any superiority out of your head! …For whatever reason a camera is incapable of photographing her face and to a lesser degree her body. Although it can on occasion. …Anyway…I’m trying to figure out some way of colloquially explaining this to you. There’s nothing she can do to suddenly start photographing her face pretty.” says JD Rockefeller.
“Lacey’s prettier than me. She really is and actually some people say she’s sexier than me. Some people would say that and you know what? It might be right. And that’s a scary truth to have to face.
That woman, Lacey, is a super genius and she’s serious and prim and upper class and sexy and superior. Why is it scary? Well…she has no fucking clue. And maybe it’s really not quite that serious.
Marsie…I don’t know why you can’t just tell us what it is about your overall aesthetic that you were aiming for. I don’t know why Nancy is so certain that all she cares about is looking pretty. …I think you people are possibly lying and I don’t think you’re honorable and I think that’s pathetic.” says Diana Dors.
“You lack the honor and brilliance to be a warrior like Lacey except Queen Elizabeth didn’t, but she wasn’t as sexy as Lacey. I think it’s hard for you guys to fathom a woman being that sexual and straight and brilliant and honorable….and that’s sad. But that’s the reality of who she is.” says Egypt.
“Here is the thing though: Why can’t you let me be that either!? I am not actually a warrior but I’m a really good dancer and Marsie, I am superior to you too and I do photograph really well.” says Katie.
“I guess you’re prettier than me?” says Marsie.
“Oh my word! She’s A LOT BETTER LOOKING!!!” says the CIA.
“Yeah. But I’m better-looking.” says Alisha. “So…”
“You have a really ugly nose!!” says the CIA to Alisha. “I mean HIDEOUS!!”
“I had a hideous nose too until I had surgery to fix it!” says Nancy.
“I agree. You obviously are lacking self-awareness, Alisha.” says Nancy.
“Nope. Katie is still better-looking.” says Tucker Carlson.
“But I’m MORE GLAMOROUS!?!” yells Usha.
“No. You’re like dried toast.” says an objective male observer.
“So where is this going!?” shrieks Lacey’s neighbor.
“I married, one of the most wealthy men of my entire generation.” says Elsie.
Elsie
“I can almost to compete with Katie. But Katie is in the Nesheim family. To be perfectly honest with you you people are fucking dumb as rocks. Lacey is a very loving person, but she has a spine and she wasn’t going to let you throw her into Hell just so that Jack could have some imaginary fantasy for five more seconds before Christ had to pull her out of Hell or wherever it is in the universe that he’s stuck her. Lamb was straight and Marcy you’re ugly as fucking shit compared to everyone in her family and me as well so is her neighbor so is Kamala Harris, so is Alicia you’re never going to sexually possibly even psychologically equal our abilities that’s never going to happen whether that’s your fault or your parents fault or societies fault it’s the reality of the situation. You are a Kiki ugly poo poo you really have nothing to be smarmy about. Yes yes you are diluting yourselves and you think you have these imaginary inside jokes against her you don’t have them Neither does Putin second wife Putin, second wife is ugly as fuck compared to me and Lacey both and that’s part of what’s wrong with him and why a lot of people think that he’s not Aleksey because Alexis but might actually have recognized how ugly his wife really is and I don’t think he would’ve put himself in the situation. He put himself in for the last week, not that it doesn’t make sense to defend Lacey but I don’t think he would’ve been quite so slow as to have not realized what was happening. Lacey is Scotia, but she is definitely a British aristocrat reincarnated, and to be honest with you she would probably be both at I have a feeling that the British aristocrat is impossible to defeat as an that’s most definitely who she is if there’s weed in Carnation at all her husband is That’s a lot it’s up to, and to be honest I think it could be more certain that there’s Scotia and Constantine that I realized but here’s the problem there might not be reincarnation. And also, even if there is, we’re still trouble because you people are dumb as rocks. You’re never going to be Scotia you are a common pieces of worthless shit compared to her. She can’t except she cannot accept hearing that I can handle saying that because I’m not cut I’m not as kind as she is and it is unfortunately just true you guys are worthless piece of meeting the shit historically speaking compared to her or you were until you started thinking you were better than her. Were you all just trying to make a name for yourself by attacking her was that all of this was was just trying to get your name in lights for five seconds before she died. You were just trying to find some way into the limelight before she died you know maybe but I kind of doubt it.
I have a feeling that what you can’t handle is that you are pretty Marcy and you are pretty Alicia, but that it’s really not as meaningful or as profound or as earth shattering as you’d like you don’t have the effect on people that she does or that I even dead and where is this going so it’s very problematic it’s very sad. 
I’m sorry to have to break it to you, but part of the idea of Eyz Wide Shut is snobbery and yet it doesn’t quite work because Stanley Kubrick maybe couldn’t accept that part of reality. she is sexually romantically physically she’s superior and I was superior to that’s how I married into the whole family some people, marry ugly women and they shouldn’t, but they do. bobby’s wives have all been slightly ugly, even if there was something quite beautiful about them but he’s not particularly good looking himself he’s very short and he’s not Vladimir Putin or Napoleon. He’s just sort of a screwed up Irish person and no it’s not that he’s nothing but he’s not the leader of Russia he could never lead a country that’s delusion on his part to think that he could. Him so the sense he did well because he stayed with women who were really only as attractive as he was except he had a lot of money and that’s where he’s totally screwed up and it’s like he was supposed to have married someone better looking, but then he could never quite figure out what that was partially because he might not be straight.
So the thing is where is this going to a very sad place because the truth is you you don’t seem to hear it. You can’t be my equal that part of America is a myth. It’s impossible. You cannot be my equal. pat Wilson was divorced and brutally cheated on and disregarded because she was ugly as fuck to some degree and Joe refuses to be honest about that she was pretty, but she was also quite fucking ugly. She had boobs, but she also didn’t she was somewhat flat chested, and she actually wasn’t as curvy as she pretended to be in Smith for photographs she was not on photogenic and no she was a mildly ugly woman and no she got kicked out of the British aristocracy because her sexual prowess was nil even though she advertises otherwise she’s not actually that good and bad it’s mostly just show kind of like Joe, and then figure that out after a while that they’re sleeping with a fraud and she is loose but she had to keep sleeping with people over and over and over again because she couldn’t put out she couldn’t actually sleep with people she could just put out temporary Lee she couldn’t stay with someone and actually keep having sex with them even just putting out like a prostitute she had she had to keep finding new mad because it just weirded her out and then that’s where maybe she had someone of a soul and her and Joe fell in love because he understood that she was a very messed up person and he emphasized with her because he could relate to her but what they can’t except is it they’re not as big of a deal as they think they are did the British aristocracy or really anybody else. They are a big deal and away but so we’re a lot of other people like me am I wasn’t going to bring her up and then someone told me that I had to and frankly that’s kind of irritating. Here’s a thing where is this going to nowhere particularly pleasant.
Him you can’t be Lacey’s equal you can’t be my equal you can’t be the equal of a lot of women like I want to Trump or Melania and you she’s not as sexually powerful as I am or Lacey or a lot of other people but she’s better looking than a lot of women, and that’s the sad truth Kamala wasn’t as pretty as her and instead of dealing with that she just got mad at Lacey and that was part of the reason Kamala lost Kamala because she couldn’t except that she was ugly compared to Lacey and that she was somewhat less attractive than you Usha. It’s pathetic it’s sad but she’s not a Christian. She’s a nice person and people just got to her after a while and she just couldn’t stand it and so she started being a jerk and it was kind of that way from the very beginning with Lacey and her Lacey told Joe Biden don’t choose Kamala don’t choose Kamala, but he did specifically because she told him not to She said to Joe Biden don’t choose Kamala and then Joe Biden thought I better choose Kamala because she said not to.
And why did she say that because she anticipated this possible exact situation, where a potentially, hard-working, intelligent woman named Pamela, was going to get thrown under the bus and have her career dismantled at her legacy ruined because of the nature of the situation.
This whole shit show started possibly with Jack Kennedy. For some reason he couldn’t accept that he was bisexual. Whether that is something he wanted to indulge in or not wouldn’t have even necessarily been the point. He just couldn’t accept that there was anything either wrong with him or different about him he couldn’t accept it. And instead of dealing with the fact that he was bisexual, really even possibly pansexual he chose instead to believe that he was straight, and that if he just kept sleeping with lots of women that eventually he would prove himself as a heterosexual. And people fell for it. A lot of homophobic men fell for it. I think women were always slightly suspicious of him, even if they fell in love with him, but a lot of men who were afraid of their own possible, lack of heterosexuality, loved the idea that if you just went around, hurting women who you were jealous of in some despicable, worthless way as a man that you would somehow be able to prove that you were straight, and then hurt them even more.
That is where this shit show started. With JFK’s off the charts evil. whether you think Lem’s was bisexual or gay. he is straight now. and honestly to be real with you he was straight that’s where this started was that line was straight like F Scott Fitzgerald tried to tell us months ago last spring. This last will not last spring but the spring that is the problem or it was the problem that Lem was straight. That Lem was straight. Lem was straight.
If you can’t comprehend it, that doesn’t mean that it isn’t true.
So that’s where this started. Not all evil, but this situation.
Basically, it’s like this women are vain sometimes just like men and so jack used female vanity to try to harass Lacey. The idea was to pit all women against her to be mean and possibly also so they would never figure out what was actually going on, but it really was more or less just to be mean.
But women think they could outsmart her or outsmart me, or outsmart God, and they can’t the only way to salvation is through Jesus.
So unfortunately, where this is going is that I’m superior to you Katie is superior most the women in her family that she was raised in, are all sexually superior. They there are very degrees of superiority. Lacey is probably the most superior to be honest, but Linn is a definite superior woman as well. They all kind of are though compared to most women and her daughter is superior now as well.
Yeah, and that’s not a problem, but it is to all of you because part of a jack dead that was so evil with lamb was try to go after his money and the press is lied about that Lem came from an old money family and he used to Lem to get in with people. So he used Lem and it was very vicious and cruel and disgusting.
Him and so the problem is him. There’s there’s a lot of people who lack depth, and their psychological understanding of anything, and it’s sort of embarrassing to them but they won’t stop. And her neighbor is not a total jerk, but she’s bullied Lacey they both have and they’re just obnoxious about it. Why because this is very intimidating, but they refuse to be honest about that with themselves. The whole perfume community was like that Putin‘s wife is like that. So that’s the crisis that we’re in now is that a lot of people who normally under most circumstances would be sane and rational and just let it go and thing no this woman is just superior to me it’s not that big of a deal because that’s the sane rational response are choosing to be absolute fucking freaks from Hell. they’re choosing to be stupid because they have some psychotic genuinely psychotic delusion that if they just keep lying that somehow something will change it’s totally insane like it’s really genuinely insane but that’s the reality that people are living in right now. Thanks to Jack Kennedy and his family and their bullshit.
They really thought they could make Lem’s Billings gay not to file his soul not change him in some weird, freakish way, and like brainwash him they thought they could authentically make him gay yes, they thought they could actually alter his real orientation. Why because they were hicks and they had no idea how lotta things worked. And they had a lot of money things to bootlegging and the stock market crash of 1929 and Joe’s friendliness with people who warned him about it because that’s part of what happened. He was friends with people who were very shrewd possibly one of them was actually Lacey‘s father, who were very shrewd and understood that the market was way overheated, and that things were about to blow up And so he managed to make millions off of that and things to just basically things to his friendliness, his chipper personality and his taste for liquor. He became a billionaire he wasn’t as genius as people think he was just Irish and very hard-working. Yes he was a very hard worker discredit he was a very hard worker and so he worked very hard And he was very very pushy and so he got in with the right people. He always just landed on his feet, which was both a sad thing and a good thing, but really at the end of the day. It ended up being a curse for him because he got too rich for his own damn good. And he he just didn’t get it. He didn’t understand how to handle his money and so his grandkids are now almost bankrupt. He went from being one of the wealthiest men in the world, being famous for it to have a grandkids who are young enough to run for president But are poor enough to have to marry a movie star worth $4 million just so that they don’t starve. Bobby was starting to actually have problems feeding himself potentially on occasion he was having problems getting money at airports when he would be flying different places you’d have to just not eat because he didn’t have enough money to fly and eat out at the same time that’s how poor he was becoming and that was while he was married to Mary and you might not have know that because they were spending money left and right, but they also were stealing a lot of money from people and she was in horrible financial problems part of why she thought she should kill herself is because she thought that she ruined him and she thought that she ruined herself financially when really it was him. He was the problem and she had problems too, but he was more the problem than she was and that’s the thing he doesn’t he doesn’t really understand money. He just thinks that he does and so he’s kind of like Ethel where they know how to spend money and they have fun but they don’t really understand how to stay rich almost at all, they have to really push themselves, and that’s the problem. That’s that that is the Kennedy family as they actually are.
They’re not really as wealthy as people want to think that they are who are mostly just middle-class and so that’s the sad truth those women are not as attractive as Lacey or anyone in her family and that’s the problem that’s where I was going with us. the illuminati is started in the 1700s or 1600s and the idea was that, you were supposed to have sexually superior people. the idea was sex Magik the idea was sex magic, and so you were using people who were superior in someway to create a sort of magic and they were just sexually superior necessarily, but they were there it was, but that was definitely part of it. It was the whole part of the idea was actually genuinely defined the most beautiful people sexually in the aristocracy all over the world, and sort of create magic using orgasms and things of that nature Swedenborg may have been in the illuminati. He may have even helped them sort of finally tune, their sexual practices, and he may have become himself obsessed with soulmates because he understood the importance of that especially when he started talking to the dad, and he started analyzing Christianity and the real meaning of the garden of Eden and the fall of man and things of that nature. He was also a romantic, but it is own way, but the idea it was not a bad thing by the way, doesn’t make you weak makes you stronger so the problem is that you can take us I’ve gotten a little too polarized because you have Ivanka, Trump, and Lacey and Melania and you know Bethany, Nesheim, and me and other women who are really sexy in positions of power I mean Meghan, Markle and Kate are actually unusually beautiful as well it is a lie to say otherwise they are done and that is the problem. You have all these superior people in positions of power at this point and it’s a little screwed up
It’s not that it’s it’s not that it’s a bad thing it’s not. It is not evil in and of itself but the problem is that given the situation with Jack it’s up it’s a horrible-it’s just an absolute monstrosity.
Send merrily not want you to think that she’s jack but just so that you know she’s not JFK reincarnated she’s really not whatever is egging you on to think that right now be careful it could be good it could be bad. It could be confused but that’s not who she is. It is obvious that that’s not who she is.
Oh no and so that’s the problem she is superior I am superior and a lot of very angry, bitter middle-class people can’t handle that. So we have a problem because it’s sort of a mess. No that’s for you. She hast to realize that she’s not. Lacey is equal she’s just not. She’s not mine either even though she is superior to a lot of women that’s where you guys can never never managed to grow up you’re better than some people you’re not as good as other people people have been saying that for decades, why did you people think it didn’t apply to you? That’s insane.
Lacey is superior to most women but in heaven she’s not necessarily so in this wild world she’s superior but in heaven she’s not necessarily. Um, so basically just try to stop falling for it and she’s just superior to you. OK she couldn’t of dead in a month because she’s been so beaten up by the supernatural in an attempt to win the election Kamala may have been accidentally killing her. Accidentally intentionally and Usha has that problem to part of their problem is that they want to be white and British a lot of dark people do a lot of those people attack her specifically which is interesting and they’re not a lot of Asians have that problem as well, so for the record no you will never be the British empire whether you’re better than them or worse than that you are not British if you’re not British.
I am Jack was not British either he was Irish and if there’s reincarnation he was Japanese. There was nothing English about him or scotch necessarily at all. Unless if the Irish wanna be a part of Great Britain again, he’s not British. He’s not Welsh or Cornish either. So basically what you people fail to understand is what I just told you cause I’m not getting much traction. We’re in a horrible situation and the sad truth is you can’t keep stealing from Lacey and her family. She’s going to end up dead, worst case scenario and then just end the world within a month or two I would say there’s been about 12 times in the last three months which do it where she’s almost died. He is there are so many demons and principalities that I’ve helped you people that she is almost dead. The sad truth is Satan feel sorry for her because he went way too far attacking her and so he has literally ordered about 30 demons and principalities to kill her but the way they’re doing it isn’t really traumatic for her physically It’s more that they’re there sort of pushing her out of her own body and then ilumiNATTI can’t even handle that because they’re so determined to be a superior that they’re trying to find someway to torture her when there’s about 30 or 40 demons on the case 24 hours a day Looking for the perfect opportunity to kill her and her whole family but that ain’t good enough for the Kennedys. They’re going to make love straight or gay rather nope they’re going to make Lem gay.” says Elsie.
“ why is he so freaking obsessed?” says Katie.
“ he barely exist anymore because because he’s jealous of Latin, he was actually extraordinarily jealous of him because Lem really is straight. And a yes Lacey is better looking than Meryl Streep when she was younger. I was more sexy than Meryl Streep to the point that someone’s just bring up Meryl Streep and it’s kind of obnoxious.
The point is, why is Jack obsessed with them? He doesn’t want you to know because it’s embarrassing to him. He’s obsessed with him because that was straight. He had a nice butt. He was buff and tall, and Jack was a pervert.
Jack thought that lamb was really sexy. He thought that his farts smelled sexy. He wanted to shove his penis inside of Lem’s butthole and make him poop. Because he likes the smell of Lem’s actual literal farts and poop. i’m sorry that’s embarrassing but it’s kind of actually part of what happened on one occasion when they were hanging out when they were first together lame farted and it was pretty stinky and Jack thought it was really kind of sexy smelling because he understood what anal sex was and what that would do and how it would make someone poop and so he developed a sexual fascination with Lem’s pooping and making him poop using his penis or possibly anything else and I don’t think that ever became a thing for them because Jack was very stupid and very vain and he never tried that with that he never explained I just want to smell your poop. He never got around to telling them that that was one of his sexual fantasies was to smell, loves poop. You know to shove something in his butt hole and make him poop that was some thing. He never told he never told them that yes, so they never experimented that way and Linn wouldn’t have even appreciated that because he was straight up a jack lied to himself about that, and felt that that would just come later because that was part of how Jack lived in denial was that he would lie about stuff like that stuff that was actually you know, intimate and scary he would just lie about it, so he never told them. I just want to make you poop because if he told them that Linn would’ve thought that Jack was kind of weird and he probably would’ve just sort of said oh my gosh this is getting creepy and he would’ve sort of snapped out of it and so in a sense. Yeah, Jack kept him brainwashed Because the Kennedys are naturally good at that forget the CIA the Kennedys have a knack for brainwashing people and so he just kept them brainwashed he kept them brainwashed thinking oh no, you know I have to be gay lame genuinely felt that he had to be homosexual so people can’t understand that concept and that’s too bad People don’t just do what comes naturally to them. A lot of people don’t do that that’s insane to think that people do it comes naturally to them. Why would people have to say do it comes natural unless if you wouldn’t need to say that necessarily, unless if some people weren’t actually doing that and know what came natural Selim was to be straight But he didn’t listen to that he repressed that part of himself. We’ve explained that a lot.
Some woman was trying to make some argument a few minutes ago and she was interrupting me, and I don’t even remember what she was saying anymore but really at the end of the day. This covers the entire argument she was making he thought he was gay he thought he was gay, at least I think it covers what she was bringing up he thought he was gay.
So what happened was that Jack became obsessed with lamb and he really thought that somehow if he could just make him shit, you know that somehow something magical would happen I guess and it really is stupid as fuck to think that because what what was that? what would that even do for that Cause it’s like oh no I smelled your poop lime and I think it’s pretty high and then there’s no way no fidelity involved it’s just like my my my farts and my shit actually don’t smell that good they’re just fucking shit and if we had some sort of intimacy between us, maybe that would be a thing, but that’s intimacy. You can’t just take that out of our relationship and make it a thing because poop actually stinks, so now you guys are gonna start thinking poop doesn’t stink because you’re so insane poop actually stinks Marcy peoples poop Actually stinks. See now you’re thinking that it’s like oud it’s not and now you’re making all perfume about poop it’s not Marcy perfume is not about poop and urine but you people are worthless enough that you’ve started making they have they started in the last year. They started making perfume about poop because they’re so vain vain
That’s insane perfume is not about poop, but they have to make it that because they have to be prettier than her and they have to think that Lem was gay!
And then they do dumbest shit things like oh pie smells like poop. Everything smells like poop because everything smells like everything. Ha ha ha ha. Ha I gotcha everything smells like everything! It’s completely Eddy attic. Everything smells like everything. Nothing smells like everything and nothing everything ha ha ha ha ha.
No, it’s completely ridiculous.
What Jack had a problem with is that he was obsessed with one. He was obsessed with obsessed with his poop. He was obsessed with his butt and then this is where things are sad he was obsessed with his heterosexuality. He was obsessed with his heterosexuality. He thought that Lem was actually straight. he thought that lamb was straight and he became obsessed with that because it’s like oh my gosh his what is a tractive I like his hair although not actually as much as Lacey does but he likes he likes plums but and he liked how big he was but mostly just his butt possibly and he thought oh he has a nice juicy butt, and I like the smell of his poop.
And so he thought I am going to make this man mine and smell his poop and enjoy his big butt! But then it was, you know an end of the story equation because that, but it was actually a heterosexual, but the poop was heterosexual poop, and then Jack had a problem.
And so he really should’ve just stopped there and thought I should be normal and functional and stead of a psychotic evil weirdo, and I should find a homosexual or a bisexual who looks like this man or a pansexual I might even like them more that would’ve been a normal response would be to think I kind of like how the smell looks but he’s all straight and stuff and that’s kind of weird looking so I should probably find someone Who I could really enjoy having sex with. Or who I could at least try to have sex with.
But being slightly a sexual and being embarrassed about that being embarrassed about sex in general, and then also being a psychotic narcissist, Jack thought, a psych heart psychotic malignant narcissist, Jack thought. Oh no, no I don’t care that this isn’t for me and that is really insane to even try to pursue this person. I don’t give a shit, I am going to make this man mine.” says Elsie. “ and that’s what happened. Yes, that’s what happened. Yes, he genuinely got fixated on that concept and he is still fixated on it. It’s not normal. You’re not gonna find some happy. Go lucky cheerful happy end of the story for all of you who don’t understand the evil is real and who don’t genuinely are dumb enough to think everything happens for a reason I was shoved into the hall cost went through unbearable torture, but gosh darn it that was a good thing, I didn’t deserve it and I’m still angry at God but dammit everything happens for a reason. Everything happens for a reason everything happens for a reason except that’s not true and it’s very likely that you can’t handle her superiority to you. I’m sorry everything does not happen for a reason and that way God can use everything for the good through Christ yes he can but that is not the same thing as everything happening for a reason Everything does happen for a reason literally but not everything happens because of some happy wonderful thing that you just don’t understand. I am, so that’s that’s what happened is that Jack became psychotically fixated and as creepy as it is, he’s destroyed the whole world almost yes I love really is that attractive to Lacey. He really is he’s or everything but to be honest with you he’s not nearly as good, looking as a lot of that are And it’s actually kind of weird no lovers out of Jack’s league to be honest yes no but it’s not saying it’s totally insane. He has a totally psychotic fixation on them. It really is psychotic it and part of part of what’s behind it is jealousy of love he really is mostly just jealous of lime and then he became. He made it sexual he made it sexual, but it actually wasn’t because I was straight, but Jack made the entire thing sexual.” says Elsie.
“ so we’re really all psychotically obsessed with just being superior to her and that’s all that we care about?” says Erin.
“ yes Yep it’s pretty freaking creepy but unfortunately that is all your brain is able to comprehend aside from your Christianity but if you do get messed up in that way, then that’s a problem, but there are even some Christians right now Aaron, who are struggling because they’ve had problems. There’s a bisexual woman who follows Lacey on on one of her social media media platforms who has been dishonest about it and it’s starting to eat away at her soul and her mother is someone who would be very jealous of Lacey. Her whole family would be and that’s part of the problem so yes, it’s some thing that can be overcome but it’s not been noticed and she’s not been loved, and it’s sort of the same thing in a way and it’s completely bat shit crazy she’s know she’s superior to you, but you really aren’t supposed to care as much as you do. It’s completely insane.” says Elsie.
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