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Curb Your Enthusiasm (Main Theme) plays.

As a group of pedophiles dream happily of mass shootings in “brothels” and the “child sex rings” contemplate going rogue and taking a Thelma & Louise route…a witch asks questions.

“Did you plan 9/11?” she asks George Bush Jr..

“No. Muslim terrorists did.” he says.

“But you allowed it. To make money from oil.” she says.

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“Yes.” he admits.

“Why?” she says.

“Because my family was actually innocent and trying to stand up to pedophilic elements in the Illuminati. As Christians.” he says.

“So you let it happen?” she says.

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The song ends.

Watermelon Sugar plays.

“Yup. To get $50 million.” says George Bush.

“That’s OUR FOOD.” yell 400 Black slaves.

The Black chorus hits the notes.

0:50

A Black man cuts. Watermelon.

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1:52

2:07

“Hi.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“So you were desperate for money?” asks the witch of George Bush Jr..

“Yes.” says Ken Lay.

And that the Black Lives movement reclaims Watermelon Sugar as a 21st Century “negroe spiritual” in Christ. Harry Styles is a white minstrel. What is a minstrel?

“He sounds like me.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Yeah. But the Irish were occasionally slaves too.” says Lacey.

“He’s an Irish slave. For the evil Illuminati. But as a minstrel.“ says Lem. “Regardless of whether this song was at all innocent or not. It definitely seems to be an allusion to the Deep South and Black slavery. Possibly to child slaves.”

“So it’s pedophilic and racist? Yeah. So fucking predictable.” says a Black woman.

…

“So…you were weak?” a witch asks George Bush Jr..

He thinks. “Jeffrey Epstein was a serious problem. He was extremely rich and extremely evil. Oddly though he seems to have always liked Lacey. Just liked her.

So…we gave up. In 2004. I couldn’t keep fighting them. By December. I collapsed.” says George Bush.

“You gave in.” says the witch.

“Yes. I literally just ran out of money.” says George Bush. “We couldn’t keep being difficult. Ken Lay was stabbed in the back by pedophilic elements in California. Enron was bad…but…a lot of companies are that bad. ARE. It’s an industry secret. And Ken knew that. …Look…he could have made it to 2016. Yes! 2016! …And then the company would have gone slowly bankrupt. Slowly. …It would have seemed odd at the very end. Because it would look like all of the money just disappeared. But…worst case scenario that’s like 3,000 people. Total. Best case scenario that’s 300. But he got sold out by California.

California is very liberal. And they had entrenched pedophilic policies. So they stabbed him in the back.” says George Bush. “And they were able to do that after I abandoned them. Because I personally ran out of money. …I didn’t expect it to affect them. And I have yet to fully process that. I was friends with him.”

“So he was a buddy…or a co-conspirator on behalf of Christ?” asks God.

“Deep state within Deep State? A co-conspirator.” says George Bush Jr..

“I was a crook running the FEC?” says JP Kennedy. “That could be useful or pure evil.”

“Why pedophilia?” says a witch.

“Because it gives them an ego high. That’s the Watermelon Sugar High.” says Bernie Madoff. “It’s AN EGO HIGH.”

“Are they actually pedophiles?” says the witch.

“Mmm….yes??? Kinda.

See…it’s questionable how real pedophilia even is. Right? As an orientation. …So maybe they’re all NUTS. …But regardless some of them could be less or more egotistical than others. So…it could be a problem they all have. Or it could be a huge problem with select individuals. Or a huge problem…HUGE PROBLEM…for select groups of pedophiles.

It’s fascinating.” says Bernie Madoff.

“I’m not a pedophile.” says Lacey as a group of jackass narcissist bourgeois losers feel scared and have a knee-jerk reaction to attack her with their own issue. She has a failed filling. But she’s not a pedophile.

“We didn’t check the whole tooth.” admits her dentist. “I did that filling less than a month ago.”

“Are you a classy place?” says Dr. Ed Nesheim.

“Yes.” says Patience. “That’s a rich person‘s office. …Why did you mess up her filling?”

“She’s an icky poopy pants. And I’m prettier than her.” says her dentist.

“So you couldn’t imagine she needed X-rays?” says Patience.

“Yeah. She’s not capable of causing that much trouble. She’s an icky poopy pants.” says the dentist.

“So you knew she might have a rotten tooth. But it seemed unlikely because she was an ugly lesbian in your narcissistic imagination?” asks Patience.

“Yeah.” they say sexually geeking out and twerking in 2007.

“She’s not that.” says Patience. “And I highly doubt you’ll see her again.”

“No. She’s extremely pretty!” says another dentist.

“Yeah! You played tricks in your head. Because you’re pathetic greedy losers. And dumbass bimbo narcissists. And compromised her health. …At least that’s what it looks like. So…damn. Be careful. Because if y’all worthless bitches…you’ll have your cheap shit smiles wiped off your faces someday. …Real. For real. …Or we’ll have to give you brains. So you can think for a change.” says Patience.

“See I don’t insult people that way.” says a hater.

“Oh! Is that why you can’t hear my fear?” says Patience.

“No. I HEAR YOUR FEAR.” says a hater.

Patience screams. “YOU DO!?!?”

The hater nods.

“NO YOU DON’T!” yells Patience.

A Black woman laughs. “Listen…those are WHITE peoples. Forget that.

Whatchu all talking about?” she says.

“Damn. It’s bad.” says Patience.

“Nah. But y’all ain’t into lesbian sex. And…see…I don’t see you as lesbians.” she says.

“WE’RE NOT!!!” yells Patience.

“Holy shit!” she says. “What’s scaring you all?”

Lacey stares at her, like an Ancient Egyptian. Relaxes a little.

“Mmm. Okay. So…I hear death?” she says.

Patience nods empathetically.

“My death!?” she says.

“YES!!!” yells Christ.

“Oh okay.” she says. She laughs to herself.

She races off to tell her people.

“Dang. That’s the first time they’ve heard it.” says Patience.

Lacey calms down slightly.

“We aren’t all bad. I swear!” yells Lacey’s dentist.

“Watermelon Sugar High.” says Bernie Madoff.

“Sugar!!” trills Bobby Kennedy Junior, sincerely thinking he’s doing something good or bad in good way.

“So Joe Kennedy Junior created a situation where she’ll have to blow up her whole family to save them from living Hell.” says Ken Lay.

“I’m sorry. I was too damn rich and important. Geez!” says Joe Kennedy Junior seriously. He’s endlessly in love with himself.

“So am I. Secretly.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“Watermelon sugar is when you get your very pregnant wife to cum. It’s white trash shit.” says the CIA.

“I thought it was sexy.” says Bobby. “You know? Like…watermelon? Like…watermelon sugar.”

“That’s not at all what a woman’s cum tastes like.” says a male reader, confused.

“I’ve tasted a woman’s cum.” says Joe Junior.

“I’ve barely tasted it.” says Harry Styles.

Bobby dances to get out of the question.

“JD?” says a witch.

“No?” he says. “I’m not that good.”

“Bobby?” says a witch.

He keeps twirling. And dancing like a stripper.

“BOBBY!” says the witch. “ANSWER!”

“The Irish still think Lacey is buried in Ireland and I really don’t think she is. I think that’s 100% bullshit that a lot of narcissistic jackasses in that country get off on!” yells Europe as a warning.

“I’d agree.” says Saudi Arabia.

“Very unlikely.” says a Muslim to agree with Saudi Arabia.

“Hey! Maybe she can still survive. But my people need to do something.” says an American Muslim. “COME ON!”

“Well let’s give it a little bit more time. But we’ll see.” says Egypt.

“No.” admits Bobby, finally.

“What are those watermelon’s names?” asks the CIA.

“Finley, Madison, Brooke, Robert, Patrick, Beckwith, Brokaw, Rupert, Evan, Hailey, McKevin, Breckin, Epworth.” says Lacey. “And their parents post photos with this aesthetic:

I’m not accusing this specific site of pedophilia. But this is their asshole, cheap-shit-ego aesthetic.” says Lacey.

“Are they trying to brainwash us into being zombie pedophiles?” asks the upper middle class in America.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

Ghislaine Maxwell laughs. “We do do this.” she admits. “I’m sorry. I don’t know why it isn’t more obvious to you.” she says to the upper middle class. “Maybe you’re all egotistical, stupid, and spoiled?”

“Not all of them?” says Tonette, sadly.

And at that a giant pile of shit pours out of Joe Kennedy Junior’s asshole.

2:40 of Watermelon Sugar.

“The glove is a homage to me.” says Michael Jackson.

Sucker by Jonas Brothers plays.

“My GOD they’re ugly.” says Lacey.

“Are they attractive to you?” Lacey asks her dentist.

“Yes.” she says.

“Yikes. They’re like human bananas. Or what? Something shaped like a banana?” says Lacey. “Sorry.

Are they even straight?”

“Not…necessarily.” says the CIA.

“Yeah. They remind me of Chris Dodds. YUCK.” says Lacey.

“I like them!” says her dentist.

“What’s their fucking craic? What’s their story? They look ridden with information.” says Lacey.

“No! That’s a sexy look.” she says.

“What’s the secret?” says Lacey.

Her dentist sighs. “It’s supposed to be sexy.” she explains.

As It Was by Harry Styles plays as a dead Irishman sings to Lacey at her supposed burial site. “No. There might be more than just us. But…then what?”

“Then we’re ghosts?” says Lacey rolling her eyes.

“Seems she can’t be replaced.” says a dead Scotsman.

“I shall rip your body apart and defile you in the name of Christ! You and your entire family!!” yelled Lacey at JFK as she walked around without her clothes on in the shower.

Ten minutes later she discovered that he got her to rip her clothes off just to be able to see her without her clothes on. Usually he’s escorted away. But as she was heatedly arguing with him…he was permitted to stay. He tricked the system, so to speak.

“My gosh I didn’t expect that.” said Lacey.

She then was told that it made sense.

Except Bobby then also told her that he personally didn’t find her boobs as attractive as Pamela Anderson’s. And that actually he preferred men, anyway.

“The thing is I think my boobs look nice.” she said, in a merry accent.

“They do.” says JFK snickering and running off.

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“What’s wrong with my boobs?” says Lacey. “I look like that. But smaller. What’s wrong with it?!?”

She eats Cheetos and waits.

“Let’s have it!!” says Lacey.

“They’re too small.” says a lesbian.

“WRONG!!” yells Lacey.

Lacey waits.

“But Lacey Jack was trying to see your boobs.” says the lesbian.

“So fucking what everyone else fucking hates them.” says Lacey.

A pedophile yells.

“NO! I don’t mean children.” she says kindly.

She waits.

“SO WHAT IS IT!?” yells Lacey.

“Lem doesn’t.” says Lem.

“Then does everyone else?” says Lacey, sadly.

She eats Cheetos.

She waits.

“They’re too big.” says a woman.

“No. They’re not.” says Lacey.

Lacey waits.

“Nobody is going to speak up?” says Lacey. “Then I’ll just listen. Very carefully.”

She listens.

And listens.

Curb Your Enthusiasm cuts into Rawhide.

Lacey waits.

“Why do you hate my boobs???” she YELLS.

The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm plays again.

“What’s WRONG WITH THEM!??” yells Lacey.

The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm starts over again.

A narcissist begins rocking back and forth.

Lacey waits.

“They’re too perfect.” says Africa.

“That’s not a thing. …Is it?” says Lacey.

Africa scowls.

JFK cries.

“IS IT!??” she yells loudly into Africa’s ears threatening their hearing if necessary.

“Oh my gosh!!!” says a butch woman who believes she’s elite in the Illuminati.

“WHAT!?!?” yells Lacey slapping her silly if necessary to get her to confess.

The song starts over.

“WHAT!??” yells Lacey threatening to rip the woman’s face off if she doesn’t explain.

“I’ll explain.” says the CIA.

“THEN EXPLAIN!!!” says Lacey grabbing the man’s face violently like he’s made of Playdoh.

Larry David bursts out laughing.

Goes cross-eyed.

“EXPLAIN!!!” says Lacey.

“Oh I forgot to tell you something. Right?

She’s never been loved…and she can’t read minds.

She’s perfectly normal. She really is. But she can’t read minds.” says God.

“You’re hot!” says the narcissist.

“See…that sounds like lie.” says Lacey, kindly.

“OH MY GOD!!!” says the narcissist. “OH MY GOD!!!”

“What are you guys doing right now? You just said you were going to explain.” says a witch.

“She’s LYING!!” says MSNBC.

“Ahh…no. She’s NOT!!!” yells a few covens.

“That’s not what I heard.” says the CIA.

“Ahh…okay. Well that’s a hateful gay man? Who’s angry about Lem being straight because he’s like…retarded.” says a witch. “Do your fucking job.”

The witch waits with Lacey.

“SHIT!!!” yells Larry David. “You shouldn’t have let Mary die.”

“Okay.

Lacey and I have no idea what that really means.

And on that note…no. Lacey there’s nothing wrong with them.” says the witch.

“How sure of that are you?” says Lacey.

The witch snickers.

“Or rather…how objective are you?” asks Lacey.

“Objective.” she says.

“And you don’t think there’s a problem?” says Lacey.

Rose Fitzgerald weeps.

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“No!!” she says.

“No or…an absolute no.” says Lacey.

The song starts over.

The witch freaks out.

“Dammit.” says Lacey.

“Just ANSWER!” says Lacey in a whisper.

“No. Full stop.” she says, with effort.

“Very good. Alright.

So it’s just seems as though there’s been a misunderstanding.

I suspect that that witch and her coven may have taken an enormous amount of control from the Illuminati just now. And they may be able to get it back. …But not through me.” says Lacey.“Helena gets some back. Through Christ. If that’s possible. And then it’s obvious that Europe and Great Britain have their lights on again through Christ. Israel finds their lights and then they become spotty. Everywhere. But Great Britain has one lit somewhere constantly. And Israel dimmed theirs to see.

…So there was a curse on Lacey. That witch partially destroyed it. But you’ve got a problem now. She doesn’t through God’s love and mercy. But…this is serious.” says Lem.

“What’s a light.” says Russia.

“It’s ancient. It goes back- The Jews know this one. It goes all the way back to the beginning of Judaism.” says Lem. “It’s not funny. This is real.”

“OK so what was the Illuminati doing with these lights?” says a reader.

“They were controlling people.” says someone.

“No. They will try. If they exist. But it will be extremely hard to rekindle.” says God.

Russia lights one. As does North Korea. A bright one shines in China.

“AHHH!” yells a witch. “THERE IS NO WAY TO CONTROL HER.” about Lacey.

“No. That’s not what I did. But I understood her.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“Did this all start getting like weirder and weirder after you died?” says a witch.

“People have been trying. Especially lately. But…it’s an old thing. And it’s hard to explain easily.

Maggie died. …Others have died. And it’s getting…very difficult to manage this situation.” she says.

“An old way of relating?” says a witch.

“Yes. And she’s…old.” she says and shrugs.

“Did she literally just break the Illuminati because nobody in the Illuminati wanted to tell her that there was nothing wrong with her boobs?” says a witch.

“Yes.” says Peter Thiel.

“She has ESPN…IN HER BOOBS.” says Jasmine French.

“Lacey you have great boobs. Even if they’re a smaller version of those above they’re still great.” says another witch.

A HUGE demon is slaughtered. Another is thrown into Hell.

“They’re smaller but I’m not sure that’s that important.” says Lacey.

“It’s NOT!!” yells Skippy, freaking out.

The sound of sirens warning of bombs goes off.

The rest of the world struggles to maintain lights.

“If there’s reincarnation, you really shouldn’t have messed with me.” says Lem.

More sirens go off.

Lacey feels cold.

“Is something trying to manifest?” says Lacey.

“YES!” says Harold.

The sirens aren’t in the US.

“I’m getting tired.” says Lacey.

She almost dozes off.

“Have you been keeping her AWAKE!?” yells a witch.

“YES!!” yells a Charismatic Christian ghost.

“So is there anything we can do?” says a witch.

“Let’s talk about Kate.” says Lacey.

Prince William cracks-up laughing.

“Lacey I’m not entirely sure you’re all that in your body.” says a witch,

“ I don’t think I’ve ever been that in my body. I just think I’m that in my body.” says Lacey.

“Russia has a light on I’m almost positive. I think Great Britain does. I think there are lights scattered all over Europe that are pretty hard to put out. I suspect that Africa has some decent lights. Asia has a few South America has if you are not to America has a few, but it seems like it’s pretty dark, what about Minnesota?” says Putin.

“it’s almost pitch black. Canada has a few the lights here are mostly all north. There are a few here in the twin Cities.” says Lacey.

“ what about your house?” says Putin.

“ our house is like a ball of fire so I guess work for fine. Our house is about fire him. There are other lights two in my neighborhood. It’s kind of like I’m looking at a map of the world from a huge distance so to speak so the lights and lights could actually be lots of a little lights I see, London has lights all over scattered everywhere.” says Lacey.

“ why is your house on fire practically?” says a wizard.

“ i’m going to see what comes to me even though it’s scary it’s the basement. There’s some thing about my basement Louis has tried telling me several times it’s an old house I mean it’s from like 1915 or something something just popped in my kitchen like the wall. So there’s probably some thing Louis I’ve gone down there and he always points to the basement so he keeps pointing to the basement itself. He almost manifested to tell me that.

And what I’m getting the sense of is that there’s something about the house itself that is not as is sort of lit but me being here and my husband being here sort of makes it light up more.” says Lacey.

“ OK this is out there if there is reincarnation in the Bible are all of those lights reincarnated people?” says a witch.

“ yes, there might not be reincarnated in the Bible. Yes, those could all be reincarnated people. We’re ghosts there are a few angels who choose to to be that way, but for the most part, it’s ghosts and reincarnated people.” says someone. “ or if there’s not reincarnation in the Bible, those are not ghosts those are not demons those are not people it’s something else so if there’s not reincarnation, it’s some thing else if it is ring heart if there is reincarnation in the Bible if it’s real, then yeah those are the reincarnated people in the world and everyone in her family would be so her house is like on fire.

Why wouldn’t why wouldn’t why would the lights go out well if there’s a ring carnation, that light is sort of the light of God in their subconscious so if there’s reincarnation, the illuminati has access to a lot of information through harvesting peoples, subconscious demonically to gain insight through its members, but also through witchcraft to control and harness information from other people it was done very inappropriately, so starting in the 1700’s. If there’s reincarnated the western world started really suspecting it in the 1700s when people were having way too many weird dreams and way too much déjà vu and they just couldn’t quite figure out why they were always aware of certain strange things or make another time or another place and so some people started thinking that maybe they really had been there And because of other eastern religions that actually have that as part of their religion in the 1700s they started figuring out that it could actually be in Christianity to but they were pressed that information and said instead they used it for evil in Great Britain. But really all over the world to some degree of the thing is if there isn’t reincarnation, that’s not what happened.

What happened in that case if there’s no reincarnation, those lights are the lights of a memory and it’s hard to explain but there are there places that have a sort of spiritual significance to them and that would mean that you could again repress that or use it you guys really need to figure out whether or not it’s in the Bible you really do for your own safety she is asked you to figure that out Dozens of times over the last few years you need to figure this out not just have Rachel Maddow trap her and make her think about some thing. All that does is just make Lacey seriously consider it more. It doesn’t explain what’s actually in the Bible.”

“ if there is reincarnation, Israel has thousands and thousands of reincarnated people?” says a witch.

“ Yes but don’t be so sure that it’s reincarnation if it is if it is then yes Great Britain is another place with a Normas amount of reincarnated people or ghosts, so could actually be ghost to. There are millions of ghosts in Israel Israel is extraordinarily haunted I mean, I would say it’s one of the most haunted countries on earth.

But Great Britain is very haunted. Russia is haunted, but not as much is Great Britain necessarily, but in Europe is haunted, but less than you might think it really low and Great Britain is very very haunted. For some reason Norway is very haunted as well which might surprise Lacey but it is extremely haunted, so Norway is very haunted great, Britain is very haunted Israel’s extremely haunted America not as much as you might think most of the lower Midwest is just totally black there could be ghosts, but for whatever reason in this case, most of the lower Midwest is totally black a large portion of the south for some reason is surprising as it is Ohio, and Pennsylvania and Tennessee are actually pretty dark as well. The lights in America Are mostly all in. It looks like Rhode Island possibly Delaware possibly somewhere around roundabout there Minnesota has a few and this is the funny thing Nebraska, Oklahoma. Those are pretty well lit up Arizona kinda Nevada very lit up in Utah said, so what lit up Montana is not lit up, but there are a few spots that are like blazing.

Seattle’s pretty dark Portland is pretty dark shush California is northern California is practically pitch black room and actually large most most of California believe you’re not as pretty dark Texas is dark. Texas is very dark Florida’s pretty dark Except Red around Pensacola. It’s like one giant fireball.

Oh, Louisiana all that area not the dark except this is where it gets cut a little creepy Louisiana right outside of Louisiana in the ocean it’s lit up don’t think about it too much, but hast to do with all the hurricanes.” 

“The south is not to blame. It was someone cruel.” says Louisiana.