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A gay man pulls out his David Pitts book like some people pull out a Bible, when they’re under attack. A lesbian eating dinner nods, smiling.

“Lacey! It says right here in Lem & Jack that you are WRONG.” says a living gay man.

“How so?” says Lacey.

“Because it says that they made love. NUMEROUS TIMES.” says the man.

“That’s the suggestion.” says Lacey.

“So you’ve read it?” they say.

“No.” says Lacey.

“But he’s gay!!” they say.

“Not necessarily.” says Lacey.

They think.

They become quiet.

“I hated you.” says David Lennoye to Lacey.

“What made you hate her?” asks Lem.

Lacey smiles.

He thinks.

Lacey closes her eyes and starts dozing off in exasperation and tiredness. And possibly some boredom.

“David. Let us know.” says Lem.

Later.

“I was so immature.” says David.

“Yes! You’ve said that.” says Lacey. “What does that mean?”

“No! I brought you up. Not her.” says Lem.

“I wanted you.” says David.

“Then why didn’t you kiss me?” says Lacey.

He furrows his brow. Thinks.

“Why??” he says.

“Why what?” says Lacey.

A Catholic begins to cry.

“He doesn’t know what he’s talking about Lacey.” says the Catholic.

“I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!” says Lacey exasperated but calm.

“Those pictures you sent me were awful.” says David.

“Oh! I’m not photogenic.” says Lacey.

“Who took them?” he asks.

“A roommate who secretly hated me.” says Lacey.

He cries.

Lacey looks at him empathetically.

He looks confused and then stops crying.

“JESUS CHRIST!!” yells a psychologist reading her blog.

“Do you have any idea what he’s talking about?” asks Sarah, laughing.

“Well it seems like he’s thinking about something he feels guilty about. And perhaps there’s some regret. And I I can’t quite read the rest of it though. It seems very baffling. He really is a very complex person so it’s unclear what exactly it is that he’s thinking. Some people are easier to read than others. Lem is actually very easy for me to read even though people think he’s complicated, but that’s possibly because I realize that he’s straight and if you realize he’s straight and acting gay he’s maybe not really that complicated of a person. He’s very sweet. He’s very straightforward possibly. Umm…his complication might’ve come from being molested and he’s unusually intelligent and sensitive but that is wonderful and that’s maybe not the same thing as some people like David. I can’t figure out what it is that you’re thinking entirely right now and you’ll have to be a lot more clear.” says Lacey.

“Are you a ditz?“ says David.

“ yes she’s a ditz and I was an experienced him and I’m fine. Do you remember me I was glasses I was Joel J 0EL I was going to be a lawyer I look like lap I was on the student housing board will say I had a horrible crush on her. I asked her out couple of times, and at the end of the year I finally convinced her after asking her to come to my fraternity when I was drunk one night to go to coffee and she brought with, and she brought with two of her friends because she was so scared of me. And shit every reason to be I do look a lot like lap. I’m not him, but I look like him.

At the time she thought I was very unattractive now I think she regrets not dating me but I’m not lame so it’s fine and I’m actually happy I grab in California and a fairly well off family and it was bizarre that I was at that school but that’s where I wanted to go.

No but then, after being chaperoned, I walked her back to her dorm room and she wasn’t expecting anything. I’m a lot like One I’m very casual and laid-back and I just seem sort of nonchalant and she figured that it was just a real nice guy and I am, I would’ve probably married her.

I am, but no I grabbed her and gave her a hug. I was so slightly larger like like not like a real like not like him, but I am a bigger man and some people and know I gave her a huge hug him and I was probably a lot farther than you ever got that’s all I’ll say no I didn’t make out with her, but it was definitely different than most people who give hugs and that sounds really weird but no it was. It was him. Did you ever do anything like that?” says Joel.

“ I can’t remember your last name actually I was wondering how much you looked at him so I’ve tried look like him so I tried to look you up but I can’t bring her last name it’s very irritating to me.” says Lacey.

“ how creeped out would you be if you knew that my family was extraordinarily wealthy?” he says.

“ not that creeped out.” says Lacey.

“ I told you that we used to collect ours. What if we really did what if I was actually sent to stalk you? Do you know who would’ve been the CIA or the FBI and my parents would’ve had connections to them and I would’ve actually been sent there to find out more about who you are which is part of the reason you were afraid of me possibly I do look a lot like that I really do. I’m not him but I do look a lot like him and it’s possible that they were grouped up by you, because they knew who your father really was if you’re if your luck if you’re illegitimate, you scared them in part of the reason you scared them is because if there’s an illuminati, there were some people who were a little worried about who you were going to end up marrying if you’ve been born earlier And so they may have sent you me to investigate I didn’t know what school to go to anyway I have no idea what school to go to and so it might’ve been suggested to me that I go to USD and oh it’s very possible that I’m only able to say this after I’m dead, but no, I would’ve been aware of what was happening to some degree And I would’ve had to just explain the whole thing to you very slowly about why we were so obsessed with you. To be honest I knew I’m a lot smarter than you think. If this is true, I knew that you were attracted to me more than you did, and I knew that it had That you- and I knew that it was lame. I knew it was lame if I actually was working for the CIA if my grandfather was actually in the CIA um, I knew that it was lame if I’m in love with straight and so remember how I was just to say to you I hate faggots in a very weird way that was to try to redo to see what you think because I we my family things people are haunted and at the end of the year after our days no I knew it was lame and you if this is real and you’re Tom’s daughter, I knew that you would’ve very low in Billings. I knew you would’ve run off with him. I look like him, I will smarter than you think and I figure it out that you would’ve run off with one when I embraced you- I may have even been channeling him to be honest with you. I did some weird stuff with my eyes that looked kind of like him to remember that?” says Joel.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“ yeah I and I have pretended to have a friend who is straighter than me who is interested in you I was just curious to see what you do. I said he’s really interested in you. He really wants to meet you.

And you just humored me like I was a total idiot. And to be perfectly honest with you, that was when your cousin Paula was also involved with families out in California, that we may have actually known. So I might leave me like related to one of those people are friends with some of those people and you just barely gave a shit. I think you thought well, that’s a wonderful thing to be but that’s about all of it.

I but I read you and I thought no it’s lame. You would’ve ended up marrying Lem. And then magically when you said, I don’t think I’m gonna end up going to school here next year. I said I think I’m going to leave to, and he looks concerned but I actually might’ve left the school because you might’ve been the only reason I was there, and.

Anyway, he’s dead, so what was the harm you know what I mean so that might’ve been the idea some conservatives had I was from a very Republican family and so the idea would have fun to sort of have you we collect art and because of who you are as possible my family sports read they’re just curious about collecting you, in a weird way. I mean if you’re Tom’s daughter, you’re a rarity you’re extraordinarily rare and you’re very beautiful and I am people might’ve known about you and your family and your aunts clothing store in Long Beach. My grandmother might’ve shop there or my great aunt.

I should’ve – I should’ve- I shouldn’t have stopped. Or I should not have stopped my contact with you. That was stupid.

But if this is true, I brought that information back about who you were and my opinion of you and because of my family the queen was comfortable with you, if this is true. She knew you were legit so to speak. That you really are who you say you are. Your personality, how beautiful you are, etc.

And she felt comfortable based on who you are being your friend as old as she was because she thought, ‘I don’t think she had a clue what was going on. She needed somebody from my generation to marry her.’ Because even though I actually might be a lot more like Lem than you think, I’m not from your generation and I didn’t realize that you really were is innocent and sweet as you actually are. Except I am from your generation, but I just mean I shouldn’t have put it like that, but I am not. I am not. I am not aware- I was not aware of how offensive I would be to you entirely and I wish I hadn’t blown it.

People have no idea what I mean by that which is sad and I was impolite. I shouldn’t have invited you to my fraternity late at night. I shouldn’t have bragged about getting drunk on Everclear and I shouldn’t have use the word fake it over and over again that made you think I might be one or that I was Incredibly hateful. I am and we should’ve made out. I should’ve I should’ve, but should we made out even if I was working for the CIA I should’ve just made out with you. It would’ve shock to you but oh well.

We also knew about the oil in your family. I was slightly curious about what you do with that.

And yes, she is a ditz. Umm her friend Laura, who was in the process of going insane was not a stupid person. I and she said he’s the most handsome guy at the whole school. I had a crush on him the whole year. He and the floor to you because he didn’t think I was that good looking but then you went on that date with me and I gave you a hug and that was the most erotic hug other than possibly with my wife that I’ve ever experienced and I would bet that you experience that as well with me And I don’t think you anticipated that. I had glasses and I was tall. I know I looked a lot like Lem without the curly hair. My hair is a little wavy, but not much. I did look decent amount like him. He but that’s a People. Don’t understand that about you and I did and it was. It’s awful when I’m dead it’s just awful thinking about your life and about how close I came to being your husband but no I’m not Lem. I’m not Lem. And no you’re not interacting with me. You’re interacting with a ghost. Lem Billings himself is who you’re with.

You didn’t actually think I was lame necessarily I don’t think you just didn’t know me and I actually really am a lot like Lem in the sense that I actually found that attractive that you weren’t aware that we had great chemistry. You’re not frigid or mean. I’m not going to talk about it more because it’s not appropriate to talk about because it’s your personality. I know I look a lot like Lem. It’s creepy.

Oh, so I’m gonna share with you that the republican party has use that information and a lot of other people have as well, including Russia and the US and to be honest with you we have a problem.” says Joel.

“I want to know what that problem is but I’m also curious to see what David Lennoye thinks about all of this.” says Lacey.

“I’m lost.” says David.

“What’s the problem.” says Lacey.

“You weren’t interested in my shorter friend.” he says.

“What was his name?” asks Lacey.

“James.” says Joel.

“Maybe.” says Lacey.

“What the hell did you think I was doing that night?” he says.

“Asking me to come to your frat?” asks Lacey.

“Yes.” says Joel.

Lacey thinks. “I thought it could have something to do with sex…or…that you were just incredibly bored.”

He closes his eyes and thinks. “So you thought I was bored?”

“Yes!” says Lacey. “It was North Dakota.”

“Was she pretty?” says David.

“I’m not answering that.” says Joel, hurt.

Lacey sits in silence.

“No we wanted to make out with you.” says Joel.

“You said something like that. …But I couldn’t figure it out.” says Lacey.

He thinks. “He did.”

“How in the world did he even know me?” says Lacey.

“I told him about you.” says Joel.

Lem laughs.

“Why did he decide he should be the one to have me?” says Lacey.

“Because.” he says. He shrugs.

“I don’t get it.” says Lacey.

“She’s NOT MY COUSIN.” says a Nesheim. “I mean…she’s my cousin. But we are not related.”

“WHY!?” says Joel.

She laughs. Thinks. “You like her.”

“Oh. I knew that.” says Lacey.

“Did you?” he says.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“Then why didn’t you go!?” says her cousin.

“Because it was an absurd situation. …If he’d tried to date me himself more…assertively…I’d have been more interested. But he was…seemingly very callow.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. …I don’t think I thought it through.” says Joel.

“What was the plan if I’d shown-up?” says Lacey.

He thinks. “To ask you to rub my back.”

“Why would you have needed your back rubbed?” says Lacey.

“To get- Do you give back rubs?” he says.

“Yes! I grew-up going to a chiropractor. So…I would have genuinely thought you wanted a real back rub.” says Lacey.

He smiles and nods.

She thinks.

“And then I would have taken my shirt off.” he says.

“And nothing would have changed.” says Lacey.

“No I was pretty buff believe it or not.” says Joel.

“Well and I would’ve found that attractive but sincerely I’m not sure that anything would’ve changed.” says Lacey.

“Why?” says Joel.

“Because I was a little antagonistic towards men who were buff. I felt they had a sort of advantage that was a little unfair. I thought they were kind of smug. I would’ve- I would’ve found you attractive but I would’ve been suspicious.” says Lacey.

“What would you have thought of my friend?” he says.

“I have no idea.” says Lacey.

“You would have thought it was- Well you didn’t even bother to show up. You probably thought we were gonna rape you.” says Joel.

“You know what’s interesting it makes me wonder if I am reincarnated because I think Lem was very sexually aggressive with me. I don’t think he was probably gay. I think he was very sexually aggressive. I doubt he was bisexual either.

I think he was very sexually aggressive with me and then it almost was like- I just didn’t- I was married to him and then I came back and I didn’t have any boyfriends. So I wasn’t angry at you about it. I mean I went on a date with you afterwards, and you just scared me slightly so I brought with two chaperones, but I wonder if you reminded me of him because I had a very strong sense that you would be capable of sort of cornering me in some sort of situation and you did eventually but then that just goes to show that I don’t think things through in that way well enough for myself but I kind of suspected that already, but no I I don’t. I don’t put myself in unsafe situations, but I never anticipate men being attracted to me. I do in a way, but in a way I really don’t because I’ve just not been loved. And people just don’t give a shit about me. They really don’t so something like that just doesn’t cross my mind. And I am aware of them being attracted to me but not, you know, showing physical affection.” says Lacey.

“What did you think was gonna happen?” he says.

“I thought you were either probably going to try to sleep with me like actually sleep with me or that you would end up just talking to me and the way you approached it I just couldn’t agree. If you had said, ‘Oh let’s go hang out!’ in a very particular sort of way I might’ve thought that you really just wanted to get to know me better, but being there with your friend just made no sense.” says Lacey.

“You thought that you might get raped but you hoped that I wasn’t that evil.” he says.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“Yeah that’s pretty shitty.” he says.

“Yeah, yeah that’s true.” says Lacey.

“And then I wrote you poetry when you were in high school.” says Dr. Bartolotta. “Hey, did you ever read any of it?”

“No, I did not Joe. Yes, that’s true. I never read any of it. Never. You never let me never let me read it.” says Lacey.

“Did I ever give it to you?” says Dr. Bartolotta.

“No you did not, but you let other people read it and they they are the ones that told me about it. You never even told me.” says Lacey.

“That’s true.” says Joe. He stares.

“Was it any good?” says Lacey.

Joe stares.

“Was it any good?” says Lacey.

“Oh, I mean I wrote it so.” says Joe.

“Unfortunately, I have no idea what that means.” says Lacey.

Joe smiles. Sighs.

“Was it good Joe? Seriously, was it?” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Joe.

Chris Fong laughs.

“What-what? What? What was it like?” says Lacey.

“Well, I mean it was just it was just a few lines and verses about you.” says Joe.

“What-what-what about me?” says Lacey.

“Your eyes.” he says.

“Is that all that it said? Just, ‘Your eyes?’” says Lacey.

He cries.

“Oh wow that sounds moving.” says Lacey sarcastically.

Jack Kennedy believed his family was a new British Royal Family.

Hypnotize by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.

Like the English but better. Because unlike the English or the Scottish or the Welsh he was Irish. And he believed the Irish were actually superior. In every way.

They would be like a Japanese Imperial Family…but SO MUCH BETTER. Because the Japanese had ascended to Boston. Whether that’s because he was actually a Japanese man or not God knows. But he may have thought he was because he actually was.

*Lacey rolls her eyes.*

“I’m bored.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. It’s getting too obvious.” says a woman.

Lacey takes a deep breath.

“Is there any point?” says Lacey.

“What’s the story?” she asks.

“Well it was some nonsense about Jack killing Marilyn because she dishonored him and his imaginary Japanese Irish Family.” says Lacey.

The woman nods.

“Is that common?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” she says.

“How common?” says Lacey.

And at that she ceases to exist as she an impossible human to ever exist. Nobody has ever been that smart.

So Lacey makes her some creature. Just to have a damn conversation for once that’s not suicide inducing.

“So yeah. Probably totally typical.” she says condescendingly, as everyone alive (and possibly everyone) talks to Lacey like she’s an ugly, weird bitch with an embarrassingly low IQ. But then they get silent and DULL to talk to.

“How many?” asks Lacey.

“Ahh…five?” she says.

“Really five US Presidential families?” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” she says condescendingly, like she’s being super patient.

“Alright. So…why haven’t we been more concerned?” says Lacey.

“Umm…because we look the other way. It’s too painful emotionally to accept it.” she says.

“That democracy failed?” says Lacey.

And at that she ceases to exist again. Because she can’t maintain her intelligence.

Lacey recreates her.

“So…we don’t have a way out?” says Lacey. “There’s no elegant exit?”

“No. There’s no way out.” she says, like Lacey is a weird gold-digging fraud.

“So why don’t we secretly admit that in closed circles?” asks Lacey.

“I’LL HANG YOU!!” yells Dr. Harles racing towards Lacey and this woman.

“Ahh no. You’d be in violation of the US Constitution!” she says, with a Valley Girl accent, so patiently annoyed.

He glares at her, confused.

They drive off.

“Why don’t we discuss this in closed circles?” asks Lacey.

She ceases to exist yet again.

Lacey recreates her.

“Because!” she yells at Lacey like she’s a moron. “It’s just…well…too damn scary.”

“WHY!?” says Lacey, repulsed.

She looks at Lacey and starts trying to kiss her.

She ceases to exist.

Lacey recreates her.

“Because. Well…ahh-“ she thinks. “We’d cease to exist.”

“As a country. Collectively.” says Lacey.

She ceases to exist.

Lacey recreates her.

“Yeah.

So let me put into terms you’ll understand.

*She leans back in her seat*

You…can’t collectively all think behind closed doors that the country is worth shit.” she says.

“What!? DUH! Is she like 8?” says Dr. Harles about Lacey Banks. He rolls his eyes about his perception of Lacey Banks’s lack of intelligence.

“That’s not how it would work. And actually…we’re supposed to have those sort of ordinary discussions.” says Lacey, in genuine despair.

The Line by Mood Rings.

She looks at the Hoover Dam and all that concrete.

“That’s going to break.” says Lacey.

“Nope. Not yet.” says a man.

“No! It’s going to break.” says Lacey.

“No. That’s impossible.” says the engineer.

“No. It’s going to be destroyed.” says Lacey.

“Oh. What else is in jeopardy?” asks the man.

“The Empire State Building. The Lincoln Memorial. The Washington Monument. Obviously the White House. Oprah Winfrey. The Mall of America. The Hollywood Sign. And I’d seriously check into whether or not it’s possible to cause earthquakes.” says Lacey.

“Who would have invented that!?” says Dr. Moritz.

“Europe. Possibly Japan. Lots of countries.” says Lacey.

“So we have no technological means?” says Dr. Harles.

“No. To make earthquakes? No. …We’re a joke.” says Lacey. “Seemingly.”

“HONG TAIJI!” yells Bobby out of the blue on a drug high.

“We aren’t a real imperial family. But Marilyn was supposed to service me. With honor…and dignity.” says JFK.

Diplomats Sun by Vampire Weekend plays while gay men imagine Lacey’s beloved bespectacled husband giving Jack Kennedy oral sex on Cape Cod. They reach inside their pants and start masturbating, awkwardly. They’re such fangirls. They drool as their eyes roll back in their heads. Or they jerk like their vomiting. Eventually their protein substance from their penises excretes into the air like windshield wiper fluid. They’re used to it. That’s their semen.

And Lem laughs like a conceited, dumbass girl who’s too stupid to ever exist in reality.

Eve was a traitor? She didn’t give a shit?

Except that’s not Lem. Lem never enjoyed it.

Lem never gave Jack oral sex on a moonlit Cape Cod night.

“Plenty of oral sex on beach. Yes that good place for sex. Jainist teaching you one with water partially so on Cape Cod I get lots of oral sex on beach.” Jack stands there and “takes it” from a gay man who’s in Purgatory with him who pretended was Lem. He stands with his fist hands on his hips, legs making a v, staring out at the ocean very thoughtfully.

“In Jainist teaching you become one with water that when I do every time this happens, I put myself out there and I wait to see what happens. Sometimes I walk in the ocean and I dwell but mostly I just find the man that is sucking my cock in the water.

He meet me out there and he’s Lem Billings. I see him and I know it’s Lem Billings. I am sure.

Marilyn Monroe betrayed me.

Marilyn Monroe betray me. She have sex on beach probably with Arthur Miller.

I know Seay did it I am only gay man mostly but sometimes I like to think of tits and women’s asses and stuff like that you know like body parts of a woman I see them in my sleep and I think OK so they’re gonna stop harassing me I’ve got to go get them and take them down evil demons in my dreams you won’t suffer but ever in my living life so I take them out one by one. And Lucy try to make things so even a normal affair likes to be with him buildings. I forgive him because he deserve it. I said no CB with CB with evil and status was unfair and he have to be with me because I am a great warrior man of the people, yes the imperial dynasty of Japan came to Santos. I was destroyed with a roast again for my spirit to take over America in 1963 the Kennedy family you see I was chosen one.

If I was chosen one, I was chosen to be a conduit of glory for the Japanese. I was chosen to be a conduit of mercy for Japanese because God saw Japanese mercy because the worship the sea, and Jesus is a must be in sea somewhere.

Well, I saved them all in war I think that. I think OK, Jesus and water he walk on water. I am water to receive them from death just like Jesus I will save them from from death just like Jesus in the water because clearly Jesus in water he walk on the water heater water into wine my family bootlegger, sort of oh don’t say that no don’t say that don’t tell him that.

I walk on water like Jesus in my mind it’s a state of mind I hope movie sometimes to give great inspiration. And so I walk on water to wait for the bearings to give me more fun time happiness. Because Jesus and water and lemon water to and Jesus to water into wine and my family all of that with bootlegging.

And my family honored Jesus is understanding of alcohol.

You laugh but it confusing to me and tend to town with John two girls till almost home to go to the water. You don’t think you got confused confusing stuff don’t say no water once of Cape Cod. What is very important Barbie comfort Barbie Barbie come to see that too, without the weather, we find water very important if I importance to off because Jesus a Walther, I say in my spirit alive everyone listen to me because I won’t shut up they say hot funny I am a chatter box.

but I can keep my mouth shut when I need to.

And why I keep my mouth shut, because Marilyn Monroe a dirty, fucking ugly Cunt.

Who biggest enemy of Kennedy family? the Jews.

Why Jews because the Merz from the water. But like critters that came out of water I’m almost certain I want that somewhere they emerge from water like turtles who kill you like that like, like TikTok like turtles. And who is April Lucy alum she born April she could be called April but she Lacey instead because she on my people I know but she still in April the glasses he loser who is the chick.

So if you go in water, no he does not. He always stay and watch.

You ask Mrs. questions I give you will ounces because why because Maryland is a dirty fucking Cunt. She told hurt me she really did I am I tell you she tried to hurt me. I have fun with her we laugh we dance and we have fun.

And then she said, oh go go away I famous know jack ass, or not wanna marry me then I will sleep with you anymore ever again. Turns out she Golddigger it’s not just playing games with Marilyn Monroe. And Marilyn Monroe really did hurt me is true because she knew that I was not special machine or auto the fact that I came from a special family in Boston that was going to save the Japanese honor should be a carnation.

I am chosen one we can ontology that’s not all people. I am Japanese and you are a loser Papi I’m sorry it is the truth.

Hey, yes, I chose the one that’s up and you say you are a pup you are old me you should rise, and we shall see that we are once again an empire. Why Lacey talk with me she found out about this and she found out I kill myself.

Melon was only after sex, turns out. Yeah, so I have to sex too so but I men the part of Japanese history Lacey understands maybe you don’t but she does and let me tell you as they say in America it is me off. She supposed to serve with me and honor of my family and the royal family have a great country just dance and honor. And I cannot help myself. I cannot Mary it’s not allowed. I try to explain that to her my father try to explain to It’s not big deal it’s just how it is she’s not from my class she’s not from my class of people to keep Jana and family she can’t keep my class, not married and impress class. And so I I cannot Mary Marilyn she often her mother was not a stewardess for middle-class, Norwegian, family, her mother crazy, lunatic, schizophrenic.

Maren‘s father did not give a shit. Lacey‘s father say it’s OK. I like this one secured. Say nice and a mistake of him so my family figure because he not kill baby or torture mother to death. The family no ruined dishonored because you’re never to have a child out of marriage that is a horrible thing that makes same room Joe And I understand such things I am of the water

I saw Joe saying OK I’m not married Lacey unless I get something out of it the pigs I lose a family they have sex outside of marriage. I called babies that survive, and he got killed her mother or foster to kill her self. Also her mother very pretty, and they are all money evil English people so her father acknowledging her OK I’m gonna say she OK well maybe she’s not so bad after all we’ll see.

That’s why we try to be nice to Lacey kind that you know because maybe Christ can redeem us maybe their hope for humanity after all right? melon melon was not acknowledged by her father issues path to be cold and say no this is wrong that baby came from woman who ugly fucking whore. That woman came from who knows well, why don’t know with the baby who cares about baby she found for herself I will not design of my people and my family by acknowledging evil baby who came from stupid ugly woman.

But I see melon, I see her tits. And I see her blow hair. I have pretty blue eyes just like mine vice city I know from have Hitler blonde hair and blue eyes are good. They are of God after all. So I think hey I don’t know I like looking at you you make me feel all nice inside.

And maybe I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself and suck my cock. So Marilyn suck my cock.

And Marilyn say, ‘I love you, Jack you’re so great! We get married? please please!’ I

what are you talking about with melons? I have someone making joke about melon.

And I don’t understand.

So we have socks, melon, and I have what you call sex. Oh, we have phone that is great time.

I will then she said no, I don’t like love love is not for me I like success, business dreams. I don’t wanna be sheltered by some man who tried to keep me away from love and happiness.

It’s so I say OK Marilyn I understand I’m man of the world I understand. And I said cool it’s OK I hope back my sadness and be happy for you because you give me a good time and it’s all right cause you’re beautiful. Yeah I do think she was beautiful and I don’t usually think that women are beautiful.

But I think Marilyn was beautiful.

Oh she a dirty woman.

Hey, so I have sex with a woman name Bella Manuel white and that’s the problem. See she told me I just wanna be a success jack I just want to make fame and happiness in Hollywood. I like Hollywood to go pace so I said OK that’s fine. We will always have Hollywood together in our heart.

But then she marry Arthur Miller. Chimera Asa Miller.

Why she not marry me? And why did you not marry me I I was fool for love.

Yeah, I see that’s what they do. They say I go high would be a big success and then she may or Camila and they have sex.

They have sex I know they do she got pregnant never get pregnant with me or if she did she don’t care if she kill baby. And with Arthur miller, she not wanna lose baby. Yeah, I may have told one of her children with Arthur Miller because she’s not care if she killed mine.

How I do it, I poison her what she pregnant to kill baby. And yeah I can’t I can’t I see Lacey understand this is kind of thing people do she think of pure evil and evil and stupid but my family listening. Think it’s impossible. Crazy time oh no, this kind of thing people do.

Maybe not anymore but it is used to helping you kill babies you’re poison people people so shelter today they don’t even know. so I kill her baby hotel. She had taken a baby hotel, help baby with half a Mile.

So she got trapped no she not. She trapped me so I kill her baby the other one accident the other one Michael I kill baby. My father start Holocaust I was cut off..

My father start, Holocaust, and I kill author Miller’s baby. Why do I do that because Jews are our enemy enemy number one. Why are enemy that’s why I become insecure and vulnerable.

They have big penises. And my men do not. They said Japanese men’s mall that not really true all time but my family is very small Matt we have suntan’s. I lost money I’m good teeth, happy handsome man we make you wet with our face but we got a small dick so you gotta deal with it.

What is juice smell have dark hair and blue eyes and big dicks. Sometimes they even have brown eyes and dark hair. Sometimes they blonde and blue white, but they always usually have a decent deck. So we go after them because it is doggy dog world. It’s nothing fancy but it’s what I believe.

Oh, so I go after men with bigger dick than mine, so watt common ordinary, thinking of man you would be surprised Lacey I know why he with Madeline because she look at his face and she think this man has a big dick. How I know that because I aware of a lot of things I talk with boys at school about dirty stuff like that and buildings and other ones to we talk about sex and life and parties and drugs and changing clothes to become women. OK they’re not real but we do talk about a lot like sex.

So I find out Joyce may have a big dick and I think oh wow! Jewish man have big dick! Oh wow! how big dick! Oh man!

I mean come on how because I just behave well.

So I said, OK I’m fine with that as long as I find one for myself and I’m kind of looked a little jealous right they say no if you’d like or not all Jewish but at least one of them is but I go after them because they have big dick. But they’re white they go out they go outta white women, Jose Ma, but that’s OK. They come out to me too.

Hi, I say hi serious man you wanna get to know something about life I think maybe I can teach you if you give me a chance.

I but I don’t have luck often with Jose man who is snobby to me, especially after Holocaust. I see we have problems with sex after World War II. My whole family have a huge problems with Saks after World War II kick got killed with Maria and press pause. Think she just wanna have fun sucks Joe got killed in England when he was trying to have fun sex with Pat Pat Wilson. And I got killed when I was just trying to have sex with all the Milla.

Do you and Bobby Bobby got in trouble when he had 12 kids and got too tired to think straight and he went for president he won into the Olsen. He chased down David and almost died David like king David I sense a Jewish blocked Bobby it’s OK to kill David He’ll change thing.

And who name kid David when they’re Jewish a lot of people who name Qdoba when they I was not many of you never name your child after a Jewish king is suspicious

Yes, I killed my nephews or nieces if necessary life is unfair

Hey, if I Japanese man, Lacey, love me she know who I am she understand I was poor in Japan, and I barely speak. I crazy a little bit full, but I know my people at my stores and I not go to hell are the mercy of Christ because of my stupidity as you know that, and if she can find some part of me that’s up a bowl OK maybe it’s true. I have no honor for her. I kind of Santa she know that I tried to destroy her until by Isis to exist as you know I never stop so if God wants to stop me I have to sister exist. Oh, she understand, I don’t care of Lem’s understand or not that is my business I am a man.

Yeah, I take it vantage of Linn when he vulnerable who care I am the ascending son of the Japanese empire.

Is it so I kill all the millers baby and I’m not kill me Elizabeth I’m not killed Lacey‘s baby because her mom made of titanium specialty is impenetrable. She get pregnant like lightning fire and I don’t like to say that because it scared me when she gets pregnant before when she decide to get pregnant, fast speed and then you cannot get baby out Impossible it like in Egyptian tomb, or for worse titanium tomb, floating in outer space aurora, Messi, not human. Oh, Michael, possibly I don’t know is scary.

Anyway, when Marilyn married Arthur miller, end had a happy time sex with you with her after merit. I will ice I have been taking in. I will lysed that my people haven’t seemed where daemonic whore with big tits.

I realize Marilyn Monroe evil from hell

I know Seay have a problem with the raven berry crap. And I know she have a problem with my friend Billy Graham. And I said no more I’m not surprised this woman is pebble.

So I find my way through the circumstances and Irene’s to help her filled with lots of happiness. And she just wanna happy Nassau she want happiness, lots of happiness. I’m so I always to have a kilt. She do it for herself possibly but we talk her into it. We get her idea we still have for happiness. And then she die?

I she die, naked and butt, like a whale in the ocean. I see you later, naked like a mermaid in the ocean. and she Leda dying of happiness I say you wanna be happy? I make you so happy you die.

So she Leda so happy she die I think I could come jealous. I wish someone had that much about me and try to make me honorable?

I got Linn billing, kill me because he love me and you I secretly wanted to be killed like a kamikaze. Lacey knows my secrets. If I recall that said, do you know secrets of my people, she know if I’m kill me worst possible scenario because in my mind that me what we have is greater than life and death. Why do people honor me because I was giving honorable death after all.

I was given an honorable death by a man who Labe more than anyone to ever exist. OK, you say he kill me so much that Jackie committed suicide no killing me. It was not suicide. Killing me was honorable who is act a profound lover man. And I know he insist he didn’t even know I was Japanese at all, and he not know that Japanese culture say that it was an accident. He said he was not trying to anomie with the greatest killing in our human history.

He was simply trying to tell me what to go to hell why are you do that? Oh man with big eyes are blue I look into your eyes and I see the sea when you suck my cock, it is if the ocean is sucking my cock.

It is as if the water of the ocean is coming to make me come z

I so why would you kill me? Why would you kill me when you love me so profoundly is the motion in the ocean. so I die I become whole week man as I am now telling you something waving heroic. Would you have the courage to tell people your heart?

Who do this for me? Lacey because she wants you to know full story. He killed me on robbery.

He said he hate me. He hit me a Gots, but either possible I understand the way of the world I cannot be fooled.

Oh no, no you say Lucy give me all sex so he’s not have to I doubt that maybe Dave And do it not Lucy I don’t know but let me tell you something. It was not fair to lie to me and give me the idea that you love me lab and then shoot me if it was not honorable..

What so why I kill Marilyn because she deserve to be killed and then why I die because she deserve to be killed so now I am in love with Marilyn Monroe cat because she give me the building sloth as best she could. It’s tragic melon I did not know you got me more the number links, you do not have man what’s your framer who love me more than anyone and you make them for me to give me honor because you say I love you Jack from the grave I’m made big mistake. Big mistake.

I see it turns out I’m not off of Miller’s wife. I am an ugly prostitute from the street. You made big mistake in thinking I don’t love you. You make huge mistake loser you make huge mistake and I prove to you a death do you don’t have to get old you can live forever and I convertible your hair in the wind smiling, handsome and beautiful I like Lucy Banks, who gets old I think you for killing me in my life 30s but it’s better than women, so I kill you a few years later I hope you understand.

I know people think she me. She’s not me. I’m not ugly best for Minnesota that’s Cellarius.” says JFK, laughing.

And at that the sound of a shotgun goes off and cheering in the distance. What is it? It’s just a game it’s just sports. It’s just fun it’s not war.

But the timing is a little peculiar, and it kind of makes you wonder if it’s a foreshadowing of things to come. What it reminded me of is the revolutionary war. he and the cheering sounds like the holy Roman empire. Actually, it sounds like the Roman empire and they used to throw people to the lions and watch them be eaten to death. Gone are those days when they used to throw people to Lions and let them be eaten to death. And compared to what I’ve had to live through. I would far rather have been Malta death by a lion with cheering it would’ve been over in about an hour, and I know from personal experience that having your face ripped off by a lion is infinitely less painful than what I have lived through over the past eight years, possibly both physically and emotionally and spiritually I cannot count the ways where I would rather have been ripped apart by a lion. You probably know I got into a fight with an animal once if there’s reincarnation, you actually did slice by face it’s not as bad as you might think I had a double corneal abrasion when this whole shit show started I had an unfortunate incident where I was controlled to put my contacts and Lysol, and then I put them in my eyes after having them soaked in Lysol for hours, and during the day, I rubbed the contact soaked in Lysol into my eyes, and it stung to the point where I was quite ill and I had to take the contacts out, flush my eyes, wrap some thing around my head and have my husband black out the lights in my room. That was in Seattle.

I had a double corneal abrasion that’s fact. And I recovered from that after about a month at the most, and then, without being put under I had an impacted wisdom tooth drilled out of my mouth while I was conscious with just a minor amount of anesthesia.

The less you think I’m a wimp when it comes to pain you fucking worthless piece of fucking shit if that’s all you are and no I’m not talking to myself I’m talking to Jack Kennedy when I was pregnant, I screamed bloody murder because I don’t have a perfect tolerance for pain and I was in excruciating pain when I gave birth because my dumbass nurse. Stole fentanyl I didn’t ask for fat Noll, but she was a drug attic‘s whore, possibly or something and so she stole my fat Noll I gave birth natural way the second time, and she acted like I was a fucking idiot for being in pain. After raping me to test to see if I was ready to give birth with her finger. And then I had to listen to that bitch tell me that she grew up in a blue-collar family, and that being a nurse was away out of poverty for her like I was some street trash who should kiss her ass.

But you know the funny thing is, I’m still with the most feminine and innocent women alive. I pity you, Jack, I pity you were ever born.

If there’s reincarnation, I’m a Scottish woman and I’m not pretty when I talk, but I don’t care. Maybe I don’t have that sick of a broke but if I did, I’d still love myself unlike you, I wouldn’t have a need to ascend to authority that I didn’t possess. So I’d like to ask you you dumb ass because Marilyn doesn’t love you she thinks you’re a fucking piece of shit because you are your family is not Japanese you fucking idiot.

And your father was running a Make-A-Wish foundation for stupid Asian boys who wanted to be Hong Taiji. I know my real personality you’d be surprised is a lot like Sean Connery in the SNL skit except I’m real, and I’m soft and feminine and I’m not particularly amused.

Did you answer me this actually think you have the right to be that presumptuous gotcha place in the universe or did you just think somehow you magically ascended to that?” says Lacey Banks.

“ I magically sent it.” says JFK.

“ that’s sad. I was prepared to be humble for you, but now I might have to destroy you.” says Lacey.

“ do you think the Roman empire can destroy someone? The sad truth is the ancient Egyptian’s were far worse. The Jews escaped from us by having God part of the ocean. What was the sea? Why was the sea so close to Egypt?

Maybe I’m not reincarnated or maybe I am, but let me tell you something I’m not going to bother because the truth is hell has a far worse punishment for you. I am astounded, not that lame might not love me I understand full well, that I might not be lovable, I’ve grapple with that my entire existence not one minute time I ever possibly wondered how someone could not one not love me I’ve known since the moment I was created in ancient Egypt should I be reincarnations that it was entirely possible that I wasn’t lovable by anyone other than God himself. I’ve had to be convinced that I was lovable my entire existence. More than maybe most people.

But that’s all right right now I’m over being loved by anybody, including God outside of the bounds of justice and fairness, in the context of him being God. And you have yourself to thank for that you’re aggravating the most disgusting mad if not one of the most disgusting putrid people to ever exist.

The Japanese empire didn’t have you you were the scum of the Japanese empire you did not send from the Japanese I don’t know how you ever became Japanese in the first place my guess is that the best thing you could’ve ever been was an Azmat retarded ass Matt. The Asmats are brutal and dumb but they don’t generally make mistakes like you made. The Japanese are far more intelligent and human and their actions. They don’t eat other peoples souls they don’t eat people.

I’m not saying that the Japanese are perfectly perfect people and they might’ve been quite evil. I’m going to let the Japanese defend themselves because now I’m wondering if we dropped a bomb on them because they’re all like you.

Did the Japanese ruin the whole fucking world after World War II? I don’t know.

I don’t think lime doesn’t love me. I have a feeling he has a perfectly good explanation possibly for everything he usually does but you’ve damaged my perception of him and I worry it’s a retrieval.

In the world, real world, jack I’m not a hero because no one gives a shit about Christ unless if they’re a Christian, they’re looking to be a Christian or their child and that maybe means most people are included in that but there’s a decent number of people who maybe do actually reject him or maybe I’m wrong will see. Are you being too stupid to know that you’re rejecting? Christ doesn’t mean it makes everything you did. OK your stupidity doesn’t make me feel any better.

No, but I’m sure there’s probably an explanation and I’m going to have to hope that he gives a fuck about me. Maryland didn’t love you because you’re not lovable to Maryland. They were plenty of other women who probably fell madly in love with you, and I have a very strong suspicion that you made her fall in love with you just to kill her afterwards.

And you probably told her that you were going to marry her and she probably thought you were quite serious because of the way you said it. I should probably invested great amount of time and energy and effort into it. I would makes me sad is that she had no idea how stupid you are I know because I am from the out of class she didn’t know because she’s not and she couldn’t see through you and realize you’re just a fucking worthless piece of fucking shit.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“ let me ask you something why did your family think that I was a whore at all? Are you really that back Bowden putrid?” spits Lacey.

“ why don’t you were cherries Lacey?” says Casi.

“ because nobody loves me. Who would I wear a cherry sport? I might wear cherries on occasion, but I have nobody to read cherries for who’s alive.” says Lacey.

“ call your not sad?” says JFK.

“ oh, no, I’m so sad or than I will ever be able to experience I just have control of myself unlike you.” says Lacey.

“ I control myself by making myself happy.” says JFK.

“ you treat yourself like an infant from hell.” says Lacey.

“ well, we just kind of thought you were beneath beneath us.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“ oh, because you all about that big white house?” says Lacey Banks. “ cool and white just like F Scott Fitzgerald done told you to.“

Roger Sterling laughs.

“ I yeah, that is why. I mean we were billionaires, and we thought we’d passed all the social social tests.” says JP Kennedy.

“ then why would I rather live in my house then on Cape Cod?” says Lacey.

“ hey did you have a surround once when you were in Scotland?” says JFK. “ because if Linn Billings doesn’t love me, then I wish you had.” he says crying as he runs off.

“ yes I very well might have. If there’s a B in Carnation let me tell you something though you people really are scum your accent is scum your taser scum. You have no idea what you’re doing. You went around blowing yourselves up and getting shot your money and your house that’s rotting enjoy impoverished family that can’t fuck fucking figure out how to run for president without making porn and sleeping with her vice president for money is not upper class. It’s somewhat upper class temporarily but you’re not all the money you’re not actually in the upper class. My family is my family started this country that you pretend to care about that that’s not something that money can buy that something you either are or are not and if you can’t handle that you should’ve all just shot yourselves and saved everyone the trouble.” says Lacey.

“ I could’ve been a much better man, but I chose to destroy myself.” says JP Kennedy to Lacey.

“ Joe I don’t find you that attractive. I’m glad that you still exist. I don’t think we would’ve ever ended up together but that was no reason for about against God there might’ve been someone better for you than me.” says Lacey.

“ i’m the only one in my family that gave a damn about you and I’m very sorry. You and I understand each other better than most people and that’s not some thing I’m saying, necessarily as a lover, it’s just sad and you’re right, we might not actually be best for each other. It might really actually be better for me to be with someone else, I should not have ruined my eternity. You are the best looking woman that I could’ve been with you would not have chosen me that may have made me incredibly angry, but yes you’re right rebelling against God in response to that was a very dumb idea and now you’re stuck. Trying to figure out if my son was Japanese I’m sorry.” says JP Kennedy.

“ I don’t trust you I don’t, but I do hope you sort things out with God.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“Lacey. Will you be sleeping with Lem tonight?” asks a reader.

“Yes!” shouts Lem.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“I am so confused.” says a gay man.

“Why?” says Lem.

“Because you’re gay.” he says.

“No! I’m not.

One time Lacey got really sick and I made her throw-up enough to kill her. And yet she hung in there planning to marry me when she grew-up.

I wasn’t gay. And my afterlife has been torture. Even if I’m not in Hell.” says Lem.

Offended they take out their David Pitts.