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(May 25th, 2024 – the evening)

“I really wasn’t gay. I was heterosexual.” says Lem. “Look…there’s no way I was able to get over Jack for those wedding photos. And there’s no way I could have gotten that over him and then been devastated. How do you buffoons not get that!?!” yells Lem. “I was OBVIOUSLY STRAIGHT!!!”

“Yeah okay whatever. That’s true. They don’t get it.

There’s lots of evidence to suggest a homosexual physical relationship between you and Jack. And…you might have been anyway. Straight. …I actually don’t think you enjoyed the homosexuality. Physical or otherwise. …It was boring or icky but you didn’t know better.

But…they can’t fathom that they don’t instantly understand. I can. I believe you’re a ghost. …A real one! But I’m Indian.

Listen…ignore them! PLEASE!

Let’s move on.

What- Why am I supposed to be impressed by this photo!??

That’s a big fireplace. Fine! And a huge backyard. That’s all their property?” he asks.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“So it’s as huge as it seems.” he says.

“Yes!” says Lem.

“Is that the inside of this house?” asks the man.

“Yes! That’s the fireplace.” says Lem.

“Oh on the second floor.” says the man.

“Yes!” says Lem.

“That’s not that big of a house!” he says.

“On 50 acres?” says the CIA.

“Yeah. It’s nice. They can’t handle it.” says a reader. She rolls her eyes.

“How big is that house?” asks a reader.

“It’s about 9,000 sq ft?” says Lacey.

“Yeah okay. It’s bigger than I thought.” he says.

“How big did you think it was?” says the CIA.

“We cannot be serious!” says Monika.

“No. THEY ARE, Monika. THEY ARE.” says the CIA.

She laughs. “No! They’re teasing her!”

“No. They’re NOT.” says the CIA.

“Umm…no more than 3,000 square feet.” he says.

“That’s big. But it’s not as big as their house.” says the CIA.

“It might be 15,000 sq. ft.” says a reader. “It’s HUGE.”

“Lacey. How can you possibly be so…weird??” says Casi. “I DO NOT…GET IT.”

“Get what!?” asks Lacey.

“So…you’re madly in love with Lem. And you’ve explained his sexuality. He’s…- You know he’s hot in a way. He’s caring and sensitive and he’s very manly. And tall. And I have a feeling you just love him. Him. Just him. That’s cool. I get it…

To be honest…a part of me wishes he’d been bisexual just to prove that he mattered too. I’m not saying I’m not evil…but I do understand right from wrong. And…he probably deserves someone who’s into him. And if he can find you that attractive…and he loves you more than Jack…I kinda love that ending for him. That he’s loved. Openly. …I’d love that. And I think you did too. I’m sorry it’s been so bad!

But…see that’s a big ass house.” says Casi. “Big.

Why…don’t you get that!?? EVER!?”

“It’s not this:

Or this:

And it’s not far removed. But…it’s very discreet. And I love that. But…because it’s so discreet I don’t feel the need to deal with it.” says Lacey. “And I don’t want to for reasons my brain won’t let me process on my own.”

“You know…Lem’s energy is straight. His body always reads as straight too if you look and analyze long enough.” says a psychic. “Right?”

“Yes!” says Lacey, hesitantly.

“Lacey are you obsessed with getting everything right?” asks the psychic.

“YES.” says Lacey.

“So…yeah.

You do read Lem as straight. Every time. Right?” she says.

“Yes.” says Lacey, anxiously.

“So…yeah. I do too.” she says.

Lacey is quiet.

“Yeah. I DO TOO!” she repeats.

Lacey raises her eyebrows.

“LACEY! THAT MEANS SOMETHING.” she says.

“Yes. It might.” says Lacey.

“So…I think he was straight. And faking being gay.” says the psychic.

“Well I think it’s possible.” says Lacey.

“Right. And yet you think it’s extremely likely he was straight. Why do you need our permission?” she says.

“I don’t.” says Lacey.

“Lacey we’re impressed by your family. They are old money.” she says.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “They are.”

“No!! Lacey. We’re IMPRESSED.” says a Native American woman.

“No! …You’re not!“ says Lacey.

“What if we’re lying?” she says.

“NO! You seriously thought I was TELLING YOU WHAT I BELIEVED!?” says Casi.

“Yes!!” says Lacey.

“So you think we’re DUMB.” says the Native American woman.

“You might be.” says Lacey.

“Holy crap you’re a moron!” yells Casi, anxiously.

“No. I’m not.” says Lacey, calmly like the voice of reason.

“I’m not being serious!” says Casi.

“Mmm. No. A part of you thinks that.” says Lacey, thoughtfully. “And you’re wrong.” she says therapeutically.

“Just an FYI Lacey’s being completely heartfelt and serious right now and as a British woman I can hear it this isn’t a farce she’s being herself she’s really that British. I’m sorry if that’s weird to you people. So you’ll just have to deal with the reality of the fact that that’s actually who she is. That’s who she is and that’s the problem with the Internet.

When you talk to people in the privacy of their own home you get to find out some really scary stuff like that they’re really hateful behind closed doors. This is another angle of why it’s creepy. I’m not trying to vilify the Internet but frankly this is who she is. It’s scary to you not to us, for some reason.

She modifies herself to be acceptable and open in public to seem more American. That’s not who she is in private so when you talk to her on Instagram, you’re meeting who she actually is when she’s in her comfort zone and she’s being honest behind closed safe doors where she’s not gonna have you lashing out at her. Trying to kill her so back your truck up. No, this is who she actually is. I’m sorry if that scares you American imbeciles because you think, ‘Oh holy crap. What if there’s really reincarnation!?’ Get over it! Because that’s her actual psychology, this isn’t fake and continually telling her that she’s fake is weird. And that doesn’t even help anything.” says a British woman.

“Is it a class thing too?” says Casi.

“Speaking from the other side as her first cousin, who’s in that picture yeah it is, I find you deplorable. I would’ve thought I could relate to you and I can’t.” says her first cousin.

“It isn’t that big of a house! No, it’s not a castle, but it’s a very large house.” says Casi.

“Yes exactly and I don’t understand why you were so dumb about it!” says Lacey.

“How was I dumb about it?” says Casi.

“You competed with me. You have nothing to compete with. I was baffled.” says Lacey.

“You’re right.” says Casi.

“So what in Hell dance were we doing!??!?!” says Lacey.

“I was somewhat attracted to you.” says Casi.

“But…what does that have to do with competition!??” says Lacey.

“You can’t understand because you’re not attracted to women.” says Casi.

Lacey looks confused and fascinated.

“What response other than insecurity were you expecting from me?” says Lacey.

“MUTUAL ATTRACTION!” yells Casi.

Later.

“Oh. So it’s like…you’re trying to ‘put me in my place.’” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Casi.

“You know I thought of that. But…it might have seemed off. Huh. …I think I reasoned you were too straight for that.” says Lacey. “And I’m straight.”

“Oops.” says Casi. “So you always just thought I was being a huge bitch.”

“I thought you were pissy.” says Lacey. “Like always in a ‘pissy mood.’”

Casi looks at her oddly. Thinks.

“So you’re wrong.” says Casi. “I’m NOT.”

“I still doubt it. I’m sorry.” says Lacey. “No offense if I’m wrong.”

“So you think we’re dumb?” says a perfume collector.

“That’s impression you left.” says Lacey.

“How could we not get it!??” says a reader.

“That man in India didn’t!” says Lacey.

“She’s right. I didn’t.” he admits. “I think you all are LYING!”

“I wonder too.” says Lacey.

The Indian nods in agreement. “They’re embarrassed!”

“Yeah.

Look…I’m curious to know why you all got confused.” says Lacey.

“I tell you why! …Because as real as you seem…there are so many liars…we are accustomed to believing it’s a lie.” he says.

“But you can’t tell it’s real!?” says Lem. “Just like you can’t tell I’m straight? And was?”

“Lem! I’m gonna let myself think you’re straight for a second. …NO!! NO!!! NO…we CANNOT. …Because I was closeted. Jack was closeted. AND WE WERE CONVINCING.

SO CONVINCING.

…And people still wonder.

And hey! Maybe that’s partially because we’re both bisexual. Both Jack and I. …But…I think we both lean gay. And…that’s why. DUH!! THINK ABOUT IT!!” yells Kevin Spacey.

“Yeah.” says Lem. “It’s sad. I didn’t think I was making a mistake. It was a real mistake. I’m tired of seeing Jack get all the money though, to put it in materialistic terms. All the glory. All the- Love. Respect. Forgiveness.

I was straight. Okay? He…was…not. I’m an excellent actor. Not like you. But I’m damn good. Thank God Lacey can read me. Most people can’t, apparently. Or they’re too brainwashed.

…I do have obvious tells through. You barely do.” says Lem.

Kevin Spacey nods and smiles.

“What are your tells?” says Kevin Spacey.

“She literally circled my tells.” says Lem. “They’re physical.”

Kevin laughs. “I’m sorry. WHAT!?”

Lem smiles and stares. “I was born in 1916.”

Kevin’s face drops. His eyes open. “Your birthdays and deaths are all intertwined.”

“Yes!

She’s 1983. You’re 1916! So…1963. Except she’s not Jack. BUT…legally she was born on NOVEMBER 22nd. …So! Between the two of you…BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU IT’S NOVEMBER 22nd, 1963! …And then that leaves 1981!!! SO…when was she born!? And when does she DIE!? …April!? Louis fell down the stairs and so did she!? Didn’t he die in April!!? Oh wait no! April! Her father who raised her was born on May 15th 1947. Like 1917. And HER MOTHER was born on September 11th!

We’ve screwed this up.” says Kevin.

“So you know what I mean by ‘I was born in 1916?’” says Lem.

“That you were dumb?” says Kevin.

“We weren’t dumb. We were innocent and ignorant.” says Lem.

Kevin smiles. “Yeah!”

“What did that feel like!?” says Kevin.

“I hated every day.

Nothing ever made sense.

One minute you’d be trying to be…gay. But yeah, at the same time you’d be aware you were not interested in what you were actually doing.” says Lem.

“So you lacked interest.” says Kevin.

“It was an act. And I knew that! But that was part of my problem. I didn’t have the awareness to realize I was being weird. I was too innocent and ignorant! So…I thought it made sense to have to make an effort to project homosexuality to other people.” says Lem.

Kevin laughs. “Why would you do that!?”

“Right! Well…because I didn’t get it. I didn’t understand homosexuality.” says Lem.

“You knew it was scientific. But you never realized what it actually was.” says Kevin.

“Yes!” says Lem.

“I can’t believe someone would actually act that gay.” says a CIA operative.

Time of the Assassins by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays.

“We’ll EXAMINE IT!” says Lem.

“I don’t look gay here. Almost at all. Because I’m not.

The only really gay thing are my shoes. Everything else is imagined.” says Lem. “You make it seem that way. What to Lacey looks like allergies…and sunlight in my eyes looks gay to you. You’re wrong. It’s sunlight and my asthma. I DO NOT look gay here. …My shoes are…bizarrely stylish for a straight man.”

“So you worked out or you liked rowing?” says Kevin Spacey.

“I LOVED ROWING. I was very athletic.” says Lem.

“Were you an atheist?” asks Kevin Spacey. “Bobby says thou were.”

“I lied. I was trying to fit in. …No. I was a secret Christian.” says Lem. “It’s absurd to lie and say so many people in my generation were really atheists almost ever. We were private. …I regret that far more than you know.”

“SHIT.” says Kevin.

“Lacey finds me very attractive in this photo. That’s not gay. Let’s start there.

My hands look gay the way I’m holding my fingers. That’s contrived. My body looks particularly expressive. That’s not necessarily gay and it’s very contrived. What’s not contrived is STRAIGHT.

MY WHOLE DAMN BODY (from the chin down) LOOKS STRAIGHT. …You can alter your fingers and your posture. Ask any musician. The fingers themselves might not look gay (and mine don’t) but the way you hold them could.

The way I HOLD MY MOUTH, which you can control, is gay. Well…somewhat gay. And…the ONLY…ONLY other gay thing is the way I hold my eyes. You can control your eyes to look gay. And I did. And together with the other contrived actions the Kennedys were UTTERLY convinced seemingly that I was gay. And so are YOU!? Wow! HOW STUPID!!!

And…you know…my eyes…if you look into them…read as straight. I was thinking of a woman in that photo to get in a good mood.” says Lem.

“So you thought of Lacey!” says God.

Lem smiles.

“Wow! And that’s predictable.” says the Indian.

“No. He can’t have been thinking of her. He’s hot!” says lots of living catty women.

“So is she.” says the CIA.

“Umm…yeah. Okay. But I liked to lie. And honestly…no. For the love of God don’t tell me hot people like each other!!” they shriek.

“No. That’s science. They do.” says Hamish Harding.

“Nooo!!!” they whine.

“Ahh…no. There’s no way he could contort his mouth and eyes at the same time.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, less high.

“No. That’s just acting.” says a famous actor.

“No. You can’t do that!” says Bobby, crying.

“No. That’s totally just basic acting.” says the CIA.

“To look gay!?!” says Bobby, flabbergasted.

“Yes.” says the actor.

“No!! You can’t act gay.” says Bobby.

“Yes! You can!!!” yells the actor.

Bobby pouts. “NO!”

“You can contort your eyelids. If you try. I studied the look. I made it look that way. It was all fake. But I really tried. I wanted to be convincing.” says Lem.

“Where did you find these men?!?” says another living gay man.

“New York. I lived in New York. …Hollywood. The art world. Through Jack.” says Lem. “Some teachers.”

“And they looked that much like us?!” says the gay man.

“YES!” says Lem.

“Why did you not notice how weird it was!??” says the living gay man.

“Because I genuinely thought I was gay.

…I did not know that you had to be aroused by men to be gay. Like…‘find them attractive.’ I sincerely thought that if a man touched you…and you were at all physically affected…you were gay. Black and white. No questions asked. …And I never thought it necessary or wise to revisit that until I was much older or if I tried to it was with the wrong people who just confused me more.

So…I was faking it…because…to me it seemed more honest than trying to be straight and normal. I didn’t want to bother anyone. I don’t want to ruin anyone. So…I felt if I…had to…embellish my mannerisms some it was perfectly fine and normal enough. It was who I was…even if I could pass as completely straight without doing anything. No, that seemed like cheating. That seemed like lying. Because you’d assume I was normal and then find out I was actually a dud. You know? A fag. And I just didn’t want to hurt anybody that way.

Why Lacey? *I smile* I’m too in love. But also…she seems in love with me. Or like she could be. And I realize how needed I am. And…I’m physically overwrought with love for her…and…she’s so sad without me. And I can sense that. That she might be better off being bothered…even if I’m gay. Because she just seems so in love with me. Or like she could be. So…why not…at least…look into it.” says Lem.

“So…you- What do you think now? After being with her again?” asks an Illuminati man.

“I’m not able to discuss that. It’s too painful right now.

I can talk about it with her. But it’s too difficult otherwise.” says Lem.

“Bobby…people really can do both the eyes and mouth.” says Larry David.

“For sex!??” says Bobby.

“Bobby! You do it all the time.” says Larry.

“No. That’s different. That’s narcissism. This is sex.” says Bobby.

“Ha!! They’re not separated!” says Larry.

“How can they not be!??” says Bobby.

“Because they’re on the same person!!!” yells Larry.

“But sex and lying about sex…are separated.” says Bobby. “Psychologically.”

“No!! Not true! You lie during sex all the time.” says Larry.

“How would you know!??” says Bobby.

“I can tell! I’m a genius writer.” says Larry.

Bobby thinks. “Yeah.

So you know that!??”

Larry thinks. “YES!!!”

“How do you know that!?” says Bobby.

“I haven’t sat around and watched people. Not…in any scientifically verifiable way. But I just…know. I’ve seen it somewhere. Somehow.” says Larry.

They sit and think.

“Can you predict the future?” asks Bobby.

“Some!” says Larry.

“I can’t.” says Bobby.

“Maybe all writers are scary. When you analyze then past a certain point.” says Larry. “Why did we kill Matthew Nesheim, any idea?”

Bobby thinks. “The Illuminati targeted him. Because he seemed…vulnerable. And threatening.”

“That’s stupid. It’s not him.

If we really wanted to piss those people off…we should kill Becca. In a weird way. That’s creepy. Or kill Dennis. Kidnap him, bring him to South America and then make him send messages. That would scare them all. Or would have. Matthew was vulnerable but that’s the whole problem. They don’t find that suspicious enough!” says Larry.

They think.

“Lem…why do that to yourself!??” says a psychic.

“To be honorable!” says Lem.

“When do you and Lacey ever act selfish!?” says the psychic.

“We don’t.” says Lem. “Goodnight.”

(May 26th, 2024 – Evening)

Heaven Can Wait (Chris Taylor Remix) by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays as Becca laughs maniacally with Jack Kennedy. In 1980, if there’s reincarnation.

“Why?” asks the actual son of Constantine. He cries. “Why are you leaving me!? You married my father by mistake!!” he yells.

He races after her at an insane pace. But he’s still too slow.

“So we meet again?” says Becca.

“Yes! I am your dead son?” says Jack in perfect Old English.

“Oh! Really!?” said Fausta.

“Yes! I’m sorry you haven’t seen me.” says JFK.

“But I have.” she says. “But not as our old selves.”

“Oh! Wait what!?” says JFK.

“Yeah.” says Becca. “Do you not remember?”

“I remember!!!” yells Chris Hayes. “Becca…?” he says stupidly and helplessly as he realizes he has nothing to say. He can’t alter reality and yet…

The song ends.

Fire For You by Cannons plays.

It plays.

And so together Jack Kennedy, after making love with Fausta, if there’s reincarnation plans his attack on Lacey.

“Why did you leave me?” asks Fausta’s lover. Should there be reincarnation.

Today Becca says, “I was tricked.”

“How could you not tell!?!” he yells in anguish.

“I was thinking you’d changed?” she says.

“WHAT!?” he says.

“You changed.” she says.

“WHY!?” he says.

“I have no idea. You could have!” she says.

“That’s STUPID! I loved you.” he says, enraged and sad.

“I get bored.” she says.

“Not in that way.” he says.

“Shit.

Do you still love me?” she says.

“Yeah.” he says.

She laughs merrily. “I love my husband.”

“I know. I allowed that.” he says. “He’s cool.”

“Yeah.” she says.

“We’re so fortunate!” he says. “It’s a miracle our conversation is being recorded if there’s reincarnation and God is allowing this.”

“Why is God allowing this?” asks Becca.

“Because Lacey really wants to end the world. Do you assume God won’t let her?” he says.

“Yes.” says Becca.

“Why? Why wouldn’t He? She’s determined.” he says.

“We’re too scared to kill her.” says Hell.

“But theologically why would she?” says Becca.

“Well…that was the actual Pope. There’s a real Illuminati. And she really did accidentally find it. …And no. You didn’t give a damn. She’s never really been loved, Becca.” he says.

And at that JFK screams in anguish.

“Why he not gay!? He suck my cock!” says JFK.

“Maybe he’s just not gay, Jack.” says Becca.

“I stalk her. I’m crazy stalker. I find her in London. Okay? I’m crazy Japanese man.

Jack The Ripper? Okay? Geez you’re dumb. Wow.

Jack-In-The-Box. I’m a dick in a box.

It’s a joke.

I find her on London street and I trick her into trusting me. If there’s reincarnation. I trick her. And now she’s my victim.

I’m crazy stalker. I get her dead husband she die for to suck my cock. And make me US President after he saves my life.

They got tricked into believing Americans were safe. They not. And he trusted America. She asked my opinion. And I told them to ‘Do America.’ So they did it. And…I do it to stalk her. I’m just a poor Japanese man who’s psychotically obsessed with her.” he admits if there’s reincarnation.

“Jack. Why are you obsessed with me!?!” asks Lacey, confused.

“Mm. The reasons are always weird.” says a Hollywood star.

“Why!?” asks Lacey.

“You want me to make a list!?

Okay.

1. You have cool hair.

2. It’s like Japanese woman but darker and different. So cool. I want to make doll of you when you cease to exist. Just to preserve your hair. It’s SO COOL.

3. I’m crazy.

4. I don’t want to stop being crazy.

5. I have fun being crazy.

6. I have fun being with you. You are…so funny. You spicy like a hot burrito! DAMN! Wow, GURL.

7. I am bored.

8. People are boring.

9. I love this. It’s creepy. And cool. Like a funny movie. But I am star!!!

10. I am STAR NOW!!!

11. Wow!!!

12. I am famous!!!!

13. I LOVE AMERICA!!!!” says JFK.

“Why do you love America?” asks Lacey.

“I love to SUCK COCK.” says JFK.

“Jack they don’t know you’re gay.” says Lacey.

The song repeated and now almost ends again.

“I’m SO GAY!!” says Jack.

“But you insist otherwise.” says Lacey.

“I hear you.” says Becca. “Lacey are you trying to turn this tragedy into a really hilarious comedy?”

“Yes! Why not?” says Lacey.

“Jack, you are so gay. You refused to be straight. Why don’t you just-

I mean you were straight for a while kind of right or what? Like were you lying straight person? Yes.!!

And that’s the problem and we talked about this over a year ago. Jack you’re not supposed to keep being weird. Jack you’re supposed to just be honest with people now, and who cares if they don’t like you, I like you.” says Andrew Kunanin.

“ honestly if he really is reincarnated, and he stocked her in the London Street, right after she died, probably before Lem’s dead or I don’t know what happened maybe Lem’s died and Lacey was stuck there or some thing I really don’t know but if there’s reincarnation it seems like she was a ghost, and that she felt stuck there I worry about what happened after they died in their last life it doesn’t sound like they spent a lot of time together before they decided to come back and that’s concerning to me as a psychologist it sounds like they made a decision to try to help people which is admirable, but I highly suspect that that it was actually very honest mistake but that that’s the problem it’s like him it was an honest mistake. Something tells me if there’s a carnation that is turned into a horrific tragedy of epic proportions. Where were they supposed to be probably in South Africa or somewhere maybe even in Europe or Canada or maybe they’re both supposed to come back in the 1980s and just have to live with the reality that they weren’t hell but that they were incredibly fortunate not to be and let that be their punishment I think that that’s not some thing that they were avoiding however, I think that they just felt that bad about it because they really were good people. It was a mistake and it just was that hard for them to let go of the fact that they were part of some thing that was sometimes evil that they got very wealthy from that they had a lot of friends and respect from that people were suffering from in Africa. I sincerely think they just could barely stand themselves and or it just was it just seems so perfectly wrong to them. They probably wasn’t gonna be able to stand themselves. They probably just couldn’t but it just bothered them too much and you know what that’s great and then that’s where maybe there’s not reincarnation, but let’s just back up for a second what if there is and then what we’re dealing with here is a tragedy where it’s like I’d probably allow them to come back, trusting people, and humans that they would be allowed to come back safely, possibly knowing that they might not be him but then that’s where people need to sort of change their attitude Linn was straight OK he was straight. He was a very unusually intelligent person and he faked being gay extremely well, but it is fake if you study him closely enough, you can see what they’re saying he is straight he’s handsome. A lot of men are very handsome back then, but frankly, if you saw Lacey in those clothes you think she was just a sexy actually you’d probably think she was sexier and then your brain would say to you. It’s OK it’s safe to because you think that was his wife. She’s better looking than him because she is advertiser first lived in a much better job, taking her picture in the past, and they do now you have to carefully and respectfully study her face and most people are just too impatient and too hateful towards her to ever do that there are some photographers who have, and she’s tried her self but she’s not a professional photographer and people just aren’t respectful enough for humanity and they haven’t tried in most cases. Um, at any rate, the problem is that if there’s reincarnation he was straight OK they were really happily married for at least 1520 years, they had I think four miscarriages before they kind of just gave up on that. Yeah she might’ve died when she was probably in her late 30s she I know we gets creepy doesn’t it and this week will have to serve you don’t let go because yeah Diana had a problem. Lacey could’ve easily died in her late 30s if she was drunk in London on the street she got hit, yeah he was related to the Spencer family. She’s a Spencer him so she got drunk she got hit by a car. Yeah she was Scotia. Oh, and her family was mostly I’m sure I’m pretty sure her parents are both dead at that point her siblings I I think she cared but now, when she was in love with her husband, they had their own lives and I am, oh she just couldn’t handle him being done. He was the center of everything for her probably more than she even realized and I don’t think she realized how much he loved her and Jack probably knew that and decided to just use that to try to do some thing he’s not a very bright person so anyway yeah it’s a big disaster so so so so she was just kind of hanging out for some reason. Oh yeah I mean it was war time it was world war one lamb died I think in 1913 or 1914 and she died pretty shortly there after, yeah it was me. They’re a handsome couple it was a great love story ring carnation to be honest if there is at this point that’ll be one of the more Monday the things that you see because it’s been so describe to you you might still wanna watch it and yeah if they make a movie about it or something I don’t know if there could be some dad historian somewhere who wants to make a movie if that’s something you wanna watch some day it’s maybe kind of a doc you drama of like an old version where they really try to be accurate and it’s not quite as glamorous.

And so basically yeah he was straight but then and they were happily married but she didn’t realize how much she loved her and then they got back together and I don’t know I think she might’ve been more angry at him. Then he realized him and they came back and it was on safe and why did god allow that Because one was straight they were happily married and he loves her more than if she was his everything you’ve made Jack that person but like Morceau or some thing or it’s like some imitated version of that and that’s bullshit. He really didn’t love Jack that much he actually wasn’t in love with him at all, and that’s just fabricated nonsense and if there’s reincarnation, no jack of his of the crazy obsessive soccer who decided that he was going to become hurt away and make them obsessed with him that much so I know if there’s ring carnation Joe Kennedy Senior had a chance to make him his son And that’s not what he chose because he decided to let everyone be extraordinarily evil in their family.

So, so basically, God allowed it because he knew that he loved Lacey more than Scott loves all that I mean it was it was a done deal. There was no way they were ever going to be with anyone else for eternity. If there’s reincarnation, he knew that because he knows Latin and he knows Lacey And he knew that they were never going to separate and that really as long as they could have each other and him and their kids that there was really very little else that they wanted out of heaven other than each other their kids in England like their family you know ideally probably England Scotland Lacey probably would’ve chosen for her family if that was what was best on I think subconsciously she might’ve if there’s been carnation wanna talk to her dad from Egypt to be there too so she wanna dad from Egypt dad from Scotland and maybe a mom for mama‘s ever loved her And then lemon, her kids and then England and all that now she want those lions as much as possible including the royal family and Queen Elizabeth and she might need to argument for the Windsors and a lot of other people and I think she’s become rather attached to the Romanoffs, and she loves the Roosevelts to and the Rockefellers and a lot of other people I mean Shores wanted I think everyone to be in heaven I delete, but maybe not as much done as she does now so before she probably saw things more like whoever goes to heaven, I should be in heaven where is now I would be surprised if she’s ready to go to hell and do a dossier obsessively and everyone there to double check God’s make sure that they’re supposed to be there and yeah it’s bad. It’s this is a disaster so if there’s retardation know if people don’t ever seem to get it, she really is Scotia. This isn’t funny and that way there’s no calm down for her. Yeah it’s actually scary in the opposite it’s repulsive what do people are asking of reality because she really is Scotia if there’s reincarnations and you can’t make her not that just to make the Kennedys feel less insecure about themselves.

I am cell that’s just kind of a quick for one wine and what’s going on can you stop attacking her and acting like she’s crazy she’s basically been babysitting the whole fucking world for the last eight years and if you listen to her, I would have been killed by a rolling, rolling pin.” says a dead psychologist.

“ do you know what pisses us off Lacey is that lame is a straight man and so he has straight man mannerisms and I think we can’t handle the fact that you’re pointing out to us that we never seem like that we never seem that normal but just gay.” say all living gay men.

“ yeah, you guys are absolute fucking idiots in that way aren’t you? No you’re gay. I thought you were proud of that.” says Lacey.

“ oh, you know you’re really a nice person and I’m just jealous of you and I can’t handle it.” say all living gay men.

“ is that what it is?” says Lacey.

“About 100% of it yet we’re just angry, jealous bitches who are the scum of the fucking universe in relation to you hi!” say all living gay men to Lacey.

“ yeah it’s pretty much just something petty and stupid. FYI you really do look that gay how the fuck do you not realize that about yourselves or you just deranged freaks?” says Lacey.

“ we are stupid. Why are you so presumptive that there’s no way you could just annihilate all of us and make everyone really happy we’re dead at the same time shit that’s dumb to attack you that way I’m not sure we’re supposed to be this jealous of you OK we either are screwed up and you’re one of the few people life of the balls to say that even they don’t have balls and we really are just sick perverted weirdos or am we’re not that evil and so what do you mean we seem gay?” they say.

“ you do you just constantly seem gay it doesn’t go away.” says Lacey.

“ you it goes away the minute we stop looking in the mirror or talking like you’re gay it’s disappears and even when we talk that way it still doesn’t sound gay.” say all living gay men.

“Ahh no that’s bullshit sweetie you seem gay all the time yeah and it’s actually really not attractive to women we think it’s gross.” says Lacey.

“ OK but like roses a friend gross or just you gross like why are you expecting me to find you attractive gross?” says a Gen. Z (mostly) gay man.

“ what the fuck do you think I mean?” says Lacey.

“ the latter.” he says.

“ yeah no fucking shit. Yeah no fucking shit. That’s what I mean. You fucking dumb asses.” says Lacey.

“ what most of the time I think we’re fine with that there could be some woman that that’s hurtful from for population of us who are stupidly, identifying as gay when they’re actually mostly when they’re bisexual, but other than those men that can barely handle the fact that they’re bisexual and it’s really annoying at this point yeah I don’t get why we don’t like that either. I think that’s kind of stupid to him. OK so you’re just like you why are we talking about sex? You’re gay for those of us that actually are and then for the people who are bisexual you’re like why are you telling me you’re gay when you’re not and then that’s where I realize that this is a stupid conversation. Something tells me it’s just dumb like I think it’s an ego thing right because it’s like you want to think that you’re still attractive to women even though you’re gay.” says a living gay man.

“ I think maybe there’s something a little deranged about that gay then it needs to be let that go you’re not sexy in the way that is straight manners you can’t procreate in the same way that they can you just cat and so you’re not a sexy, possibly that’s just possible biological fact or if you are sexy it’s in a very different way. It’s possibly not as objectively sexy I’m sorry get over it. It’s possible that you are sexually inferior even if it’s allowed in heaven, which could be why it’s not allowed because you don’t know you’re not made to be inferior, so if you might be sexually inferior, but then at the same time, if it’s allowed in heaven, maybe you weren’t supposed to be I don’t know but it’s not. I’m sorry you’re not here. I mean come on get a grip if it’s allowed in heaven wow you’re an inferior form of acceptable sexuality get over it. If it’s still acceptable potential if it’s acceptable in heaven, and I mean it would be if it’s allowed and have a nice look septal and maybe having you get to be sexy again when I’m not here on earth, the way things are the full world. You are not allowed in heaven darn it, so no I’m sorry you’re not a sexiest straight man I think I’m in find Streetman attractive nobody really finds gay men truly attractive, possibly other than other gay men or bisexual met possibly some transgendered but OK fine there’s other nonbinary people might there are some minorities that might of genders if that exists but straight women and straight men do not, and that’s just how it goes so you’re not your sex appeal is not as great as a straight men’s would be. Do you need that level of superiority or can you just get over it?” says Lacey.

Walking Zero by Sneaker Pimps plays.

“ I am a call if it’s allowed in heaven, I’m sorry that we felt the need to be superior to straight men are they even they’re equal Mike got sons is that the reason why we’re not is because of the pains of childbirth and the nature of the dangers of procreation, and the fact that our love then became inferior in the process of everything becoming fall and if it’s allowed in heaven, OK they were just temporary the short people or the ones with ugly faces that’s cool aren’t you know not like literally but if that’s true any idea why we hate you or is it just jack?” say all living gay men.

“ I think you probably mostly is supposed to just jack I would have considered being straight for her and having if there’s reincarnations she’s an incredibly lovely person I could be Americanism they are probably gay men around the world who would like to be her friend but they’re not able to express that as easily because America is incredibly loud when it comes to the sexuality. Were you really are just arranged people and she speaks the truth so she speaking truth for her generation, which is unusual and she’s not falling for the bullshit because it’s possible you people really are just sick and she’s one of the few people left to know that or say that as a possibility even, if that’s not the case then no it’s really just that if people are in capable of handling her, it could just be that you people and it still might not be allowed in heaven, but maybe people are worse the most people so if there’s two things going on, I am Rupert by the way, and if there’s reincarnation, it’s still might not be allowed in heaven I I don’t get why people hate her so much and I just don’t quite understand it but no so no she’s just telling you the truth are either nuts. They are not supposed to be quite this hateful anyway or if it’s allowed in heaven yeah you’re still in usually hateful, and it probably is mostly because of jack and jealousy, lame does not belong to people. Why do you need Lem?” says a dead British man.

“ and I just don’t think we can handle the fact that he was straight and that were dumb enough to think he was gay. It’s hard to admit that we were wrong about that and partially because we lie we might know subconsciously that he was.” say all living gay men.