I’m a poor kid. I’m from Pennsylvania. But I’m not Lem.
He was…two years older.
No. I didn’t find him attractive.
Lacey: Who easily could? He’s hideous. At least, until he’s older.
Yuck.
A man from the 1960’s: *Laughs*
Lacey: Was it his clothes? Why did he suddenly look so much better?
A man from the 1960’s: *Thinks*
Yes. And he gained weight.
Lacey: That’s all!? That’s a dramatic transformation.
A man from the 1960’s: *Thinks*
Mostly.
He also aged well.
Lacey: Did you?
A man from the 1960’s: Yes.
Lacey: Good.
Why are you so depressed?
A man from the 1960’s: You’re Lem’s wife. We did a HORRIBLE thing to you.
Lacey: *And that…she goes to Ancient Egypt and TAKES OVER THE U.S..
Just for kicks.
Cuts off Jack’s head. Crushes his skull with her foot. Bursting it into mush.
Then she throws the rest into Hell. Letting it burn.*
What an annoying man.
Listen to “Hot Blooded” by New Constellations.
Satan: Having fun…she goes into Hell and rips his body to pieces.
Then, delightfully, she-
No.
Lacey.
No.
*He grabs Jack and starts flinging him around, smacking him into walls.*
*Lacey cracks-up, laughing.*
Lacey: Except. Now what?
That’s not good enough.
He was trying to steal my soul.
And even if he didn’t…he got WAY too close.
Satan: *Thinks*
Did you cut off his head because of Marilyn? And the other dead girls he killed? Through suicide-sexual violence.
Lacey: Yes.
He’s a worm, at best. I’d like to squish him for eternity. Like…the only true worm to ever exist.
Actual worms are quite nice.
Satan: No.
We need a better punishment.
*He thinks*
Lacey: Is this too much to ask? I’m sure you’re quite busy.
Satan: No!
It’s fun.
*He thinks*
3:16
3:42
God: *cries*
Lacey: I’d like to slap you.
God: Perfectly reasonable? But don’t.
Lacey: Well.
Why did you create Jack?
God: Are you more offended for you or them?
Lacey: *Thinks*
Listen to “Maps” by STRFKR.
Lacey: What if I LIE?
You’ll break?
God: No.
Lacey: Oh! I’m sorry.
Are you offended?
Oh! I forgot. I’m not supposed to test you.
God: No.
Lacey: What’s wrong? Why can’t I hear you? You seem WEAK.
God: Evil is silencing me.
Lacey: THEN FIX IT!!!
God: Yeah. You’re right.
A group of DUMB dead people: *Scream in horror as they realize that evil, has limits.*
Lacey: Are you okay?
Satan: Yes.
I just can’t decide…
Marilyn (dead for the first five minutes): Lacey Banks? Oh.
Oh.
…Wait.
She’s in Hell. With Satan!?? …Deciding on how to torture Jack!?
*She races down to Hell*
Lacey! HE CAN FEEL IT!
Lacey: *Lacey stares at Marilyn*
I thought he’d ceased to exist.
Marilyn: *Jack’s beheaded body on the ground at their feet. Satan staring at it.*
No.
He did-
No. You get it…-
But, that’s still him…-
Lacey: No.
God: No.
This is in the past.
Lacey: I didn’t completely understand that.
Marilyn: That’s what I thought.
Lacey: Thank you.
*She turns to God*
I’m sorry.
Satan: No.
It’s fair.
He completely deserved it.
God: He deserves worse.
Bobby: *Twerks, mindlessly, grinning, in 2026*
Lacey: Is he in Hell?
God: No.
And…he’s barely conscious. But he’s somewhat aware.
This is…his purgatory.
Lacey: *Stares with Marilyn Monroe and Satan and God at the beheaded body of JFK, in a suit.*
Listen to “Midnight City” by M83.
Lacey: *Stares and thinks*
The song ends.
They’re all still stumped.
Especially in light of what happened at Cornell.
Bobby: *Unaware, still twerks, in his living-room. Trying to stay fit and seduce demons and Cheryl…and who knows who else.*
Lacey: Them.
God: Yeah.
And how would you solve it?
Lacey: I’d give-up.
I’d completely give-up on Lem.
Let him do whatever he wants.
…I want real love. Not this…
I’d just…keep looking. Or I’d just-
God: What about Satan?
Lacey: He’s Satan.
God: True.
Lacey: Are you dumb?
God: I-
Listen to “Hot Blooded” by New Constellations.
God: No.
You’re still Lem’s. But…you’re also right. …Given what you know…you should just give-up on him.
Why do you not???
Lacey: Because…he seems to disagree. And so do you.
God: That’s pathetic.
Lacey: On my part?
God: No.
I can’t-
Listen to “Tearing Me Up” by Bob Moses.
Marilyn: Okay.
He’s going to…do push-ups. Desperately–
Lacey: Can we clone him?
Fifteen other women: *Want clones*
1:25
*They fling JFK around. Smacking him into walls. Cutting him into pieces.
Jumping on his body.
Burning him.
Satan isn’t impressed. Although he almost liked Marilyn’s idea.*
2:56
Lacey: Wait!
He can feel all of this?
God: Yes.
Lacey: I can’t decide what to do.
4:08
God: I can.
*He hands JFK to Satan*
4:55
Satan: *Sends Jack flying in the air. On “an electrical high”. Jack looks terrified.*
6:11
Lacey: Why…is he scared?
God: He’s not cognitively able to process it. It’s not possible on Earth.
The song ends.
Listen to “Before I Fall” by Bob Moses.
Lacey: I forgot. This is different.
Satan: *Nods*
Lacey: I can’t stand what you did.
That’s not my castle.
That’s not my home.
That’s not mine.
Lem: And the Illuminati keeps insisting it’s a monumental to my love for him.
Lacey: To your profoundly superior sex life.
Lem: I never made him cum the way I would have wanted. He was too dumb to have that kind of orgasm from sex.
Lacey: That’s not what the building is telling us.
Elliott: FUCK YOU!!!!
*He yells at Lem, punching him in the face.*
Eleanor Roosevelt: Hold on.
Let me…be-
Just…-
What if…we’re trusting ourselves?
Just trust yourself.
Lacey: *Looks around the building*
Bobby: STOP THE WOMEN!!
KILL THEM ALL!!!
JUST SLAUGHTER THEM ALLL!!!!
A woman protesting outside the Kennedy Center: *Thinks*
Gee…Bobby Kennedy Junior is hot.
Eleanor Roosevelt: Well?
Lacey: There’s no way Lem loved Jack.
Eleanor: I see what you mean.
Really.
What else?
Lacey: I almost think he purposefully ruined this building to make a joke.
Eleanor: He did.
He was bad at it. But…he also didn’t do his best.
A Congressman: What!?
Eleanor: I realized that Jack was a homosexual before a lot of people did. I knew he was a homosexual before he ever even met Lem.
This is the problem with history at the moment. You act like you have all of the facts when you don’t have them and you’re going to have to be accountable for that whether you like it or not, because it’s real. 
I could tell that he wasn’t really putting in all of his effort. It isn’t that nice of a building. He made mistakes I know he did. Lem made mistakes, but it’s not just mistakes. He actually purposefully didn’t try that hard at times.
One of the mistakes that he made that I can definitely point to, are the seats themselves. These seats that he okayed? Because that is what happened. Look it up! I dare you! Go look it up.
He was the one that double-checked, at the very least, whether or not the seats were acceptable. He either organized the purchase of the seats or he double-checked them to make sure that they were acceptable.  And you should take this as proof that I’m a real ghost and that I can talk to you if you can find that, that he may have double-checked them or organized the purchase of them to begin with. Because Lacey has no way of knowing that. I really doubt.
He didn’t care. They’ve been squeaky and uncomfortable from the very beginning. Not everyone would say that. But I say that, and I’m Eleanor Roosevelt and believe me, I know what an auditorium can look like if it really is grand.
These were never nice seats. They’ve always just been so awkward. There’s something really awkward about these seats. And I’ve actually always intuited that he didn’t really try. They’re not terrible necessarily, but they’re really bad relatively speaking and that’s not like him. He knew what was good and what was bad and I could tell that he either didn’t even care or he purposefully just let them order whatever they wanted and didn’t really try to make sure that it was actually good. 
A reader: Wow.
But then who ordered them? That person would’ve known.
Eleanor: You know a lot of people don’t.
And you know that and you guys have been lying about that for the last 10 years just because Lacey happened to confront you with the truth about the fact that she has better taste than you. So no a lot of people really don’t have great taste and they were relying on him for a reason.
Lacey: *Looks at the seats*
I mean, they are velvet. But they’re not really very sturdy looking.
Eleanor: No they’re not they look pretty cheap to be honest don’t they?
Lacey: Yeah. I would not have expected them to be so cheap with the seats themselves.
Eleanor: Yes.
Lacey: *Thinks*
So… that really is actually kind of insulting.
Eleanor: Yes!
Except I know that Lem was in charge of that. And I don’t think he meant to be insulting. I don’t think he meant to imply that Democrats were poor idiots who were gullible and being used by the Democratic Party.
Lacey: So you don’t think he was trying to imply that?
Eleanor: No!
I actually don’t think he meant to. I think he thought it would be funny and I don’t think that anyone got it. And I think that’s why there’s a picture of him sitting in the seats because he actually did help purchase them.
Lacey: OK.
I have no idea what to say right now.
Bobby: I’m not interested in hearing.
A reader: I don’t understand Bobby why if you never had any sexual contact with this man and it was just a bunch of people telling you that he was in love with you you believed that he was in love with you.
Bobby: Well… I thought I was better than everyone. And I thought that if I found him attractive… that probably meant he was madly in love with me. Because that’s how the man in my family think. That’s how the men in my family are.
And I am realizing that that’s not really real. And part of how I’m realizing that is that I’m getting old and I’m finding women attractive and they’re not interested and it’s really shocking. Some still are but there are quite a few who think I just look awful and I have had to realize that that’s that’s actually really what they’re thinking. But old habits die hard. I’m a diagnosed narcissist, and I just can’t get it through my head. I just really thought that he was in love with me because I found him attractive, and I was of the opinion that as a straight, normal, decent, charming young man that probably meant that he was gaga for me to the point of obsession and I needed to be careful.
He wasn’t really obsessed with me. He was my drug dealer and he was trying to kill me. And I think he also may have been trying to help me. I don’t know if he was trying to kill me and help me. I’m not sure what he was doing.
But we never had any sexual contact and I have a feeling there is an explanation for why he kept showing/up and obviously part of it is that I was getting drugs from him, but I don’t think it was just that. 
A reader: So-
You know that he was straight and you’re lying about it. 
Bobby: Yes. I do know that in the back of my head somewhere I’ve known that since he died, but you have no idea that peer pressure that I’ve been under to bullshit people.
I have been bullied by the people who control my money and my food and my entire life since I was 14 to say what they want me to say about everything. And obviously I can control them ultimately so I’m not innocent, but there is a lot of pressure to just go along with whatever anyone tells you to say when you’re in a situation like mine. So people had a vested interest in thinking he was gay. 
I mean, there were a lot of people who would’ve been really offended, including Gore Vidal, if I had come out with the truth. These were very touchy, fairly intelligent, old gays. So I was expected to tell them what they wanted to hear.
And even if I knew based on things that he said to me that he was probably straight I I decided that I had to just go with it. A lot of of us are like that.
So yeah, a lot of this historical evidence is just bullshit. And it makes sense to me that he never wrote any sexy letters to Jack that accidentally were kept and he didn’t. There really isn’t anything that’s actually proof that there was really any sexual relationship at all.
I mean, there is sort of proof, but it’s mostly just conjecture. I know that something happened and I think any rational person could probably say that, but to be honest with you I already I already knew. I knew him. I knew he was straight-
I just I don’t care. I’m messed up and it’s just how it is.
I mean my wives expected me to make sense in the same way that you are and I’m sorry but good luck.
But no to be perfectly honest with you no. I do cheat. I still occasionally use some sort of substance and yeah, I knew them was straight.
A reader: Okay.
Why are you letting her read you so well? This is really embarrassing to you.
Bobby: I don’t have a choice.

A reader: Why.?
Bobby: Ha!
You expect me to figure that out right now?
Wow!
OK, let’s see. I’ll grow by 50 billion years and answer your question-
OK-
She’s just here.
A reader: Why?
Bobby: Because there was a group of people who decided to attack her.
A reader: SERIOUSLY??
Bobby: Two of her cousins who were well-off with girlfriends or wives, who had children, committed suicide!
I am sorry, but this is why I’m a republican now, you people are fucking idiots.
No, I’m sorry you can walk-off you dumb bitch but I’m sorry I don’t feel sorry for you anymore. You’re a fucking retard.
A reader: *walks off in a huff.*
Bobby: Wow.
I’m sorry, but it’s been obvious that that’s what’s happening. She’s obviously been attacked. And jacked-up hoes like that woman have no clue what’s going on at all.
Another reader: What?
Bobby: You seriously think I would let this happen to me? She’s attacking the Illuminati in self-defense. I’m attacking her because I’m evil. How are you people so dense? 
Another reader: I guess we just assumed that it was about liberty and justice and the people versus evils.
Bobby: *Laughs*
Do you wanna go to her house and shoot her and her whole family?
Another reader: Not now.
Bobby: Okay.
How did you finally realize that she’s actually being antagonized?
Another reader: Well… it’s just after a while. It’s like when do you stop making mistakes Bobby? I know people who have been personally affected by the mistakes that you’ve made and the Kennedy Center was closed and we’re at war with Iran and it’s just getting a little weird to me now.
Bobby: Huh.
Why did you assume that she was so evil?
A reader: Because no one tells people that they’re old money, not like that.
Bobby: Okay.
*he shrugs*
A reader: That was an incredibly mean thing to do. That was an incredibly mean thing to do! That was incredibly awful.
Jeffrey Epstein: And you’ve let me off the hook? You guys don’t go around shunning us? Why did you decide that saying that on a blog was more evil than eating a baby?
A reader: Because…-
*Thinks*
I guess I just thought that it was really awful. It’s like I just don’t understand how you could be so awful.
Whereas, eating a baby? Well, that’s cannibalism. I’m not cannibal. I-I don’t engage in that activity.
She doesn’t actually think she’s better than everyone!?
Hal: Correct.
A hater: Then I can’t be this mean. It’s insane.
Hal: Correct.
A hater: Oh my god. This woman just thinks I’m insane.
Hal: You seem insane.
A hater: So she’s distant…because she’s in pain!?
Hal: Correct.
A hater: Not because she’s an arrogant ass?
Hal: Correct.
A hater: But she’s still actually superior.
Hal: Correct.
A hater: Okay.
No, see…y’all fucked-up. Somehow…y’all in the false aristocratic “Illuminated” messed-up.
God: Any ideas?
A hater: She’s lost.
And ain’t nobody ever explain shit to her. …At least, past a certain point.
I think…they trained her to be a lady. So…she’s actually normal. …But some things…she just borrowed from the 1800’s…because ain’t nobody give a shit now.
Nobody.
God: So how does that affect you?
A hater: Well-
Okay.
Lacey…we don’t have a manner home. And this man waiting…
We have…a home. In a nice neighborhood. And a home-cooked dinner.
And a mom.
And…a new car at 16.
*She smiles*
And that will be sweet. I’m looking forward to Heaven too.
But…-
*she thinks*
I can’t love life…in a manner home. …I plan to try-it. Don’t worry! …But…it’s not…my experience. So when I want down time…and happiness…I’m going home. …And sure it will be better than now. But…I actually am mature enough and old enough to know. …I want something normal.
You know?
Lacey: Yes! I’ve intuited that over the years.
A hater: Huh…
But do you understand how…sad that feels?
Lacey: Hold on! Is that from watching period films?
A hater: Yes.
Probably.
…But…it’s also just a feeling of…not belonging. We don’t actually belong there.
Do you?
Listen to “When You’ve Got a Little Springtime in Your Heart” by Al Bowlly.
Lacey: Yes. As long as I don’t have to be too…opulent. I’d like to be…a lot quieter.
A hater: I’m sure you belong there.
We don’t.
And it’s…sad. …Because…it’s the top.
…You don’t belong with us. And I’m sure that’s painful. I can tell. …But…we’re looking up. It’s another kind of sadness.
Lacey: *Thinks*
I used to know that. Somewhere…it stopped working…-
A hater: I think…because you do fit in.
And you got confused.
Lacey: But you actually don’t?
A hater: Yeah!
Lacey: *Thinks*
But you’re a lot more socially accepted than me…
A hater: So true!
But…I don’t-
*She shrugs*
Lacey: *Thinks*
That’s weird.
A hater: See…I believe in reincarnation. I know your family is elite…ish. But…I think you’re different.
Lacey: That’s so weird. Because you’re popular.
A hater: Yes!!!
But it’s not working.
Lacey: *Thinks*
You’ve tried?
A hater: Yes.
No! FOR REAL.
Lacey: This is weird.
A hater: Is it?
Lacey: YES!!!
A hater: This is okay.
Lacey: Why?
A hater: Because I’m popular.
Lacey: But you’re not okay.
A hater: And it’s okay. No.
It does feel weird.
You’re right. But I think this is just how it is…
Lacey: Why?
A hater: Because that’s your home.
Girl…that’s your HOME.
Lacey: But not right now…-
A hater: So true.
But…somehow it’s gotta make sense. Mmkay?
Lacey:How!??
A hater: Girl, I don’t know.
Lacey: It’s scary.
A hater: Mmkay. But…that was home?
Lacey: *looks around*
It may have been.
A hater: GOOD.
No, see. That’s okay.
That was…your real home.
Lacey: That’s actually a really good point.
*Looks around*
A hater: Okay.
So…just stay in that mindset.
Lacey: That’s a brilliant idea.
Thank you.
A hater: You’re welcome.
Listen to “Laura” by Freddy Martin.
Marsie: Was that woman Black?
God: Yes.
Marsie: Black people are that smart?
1:43
God: Yes, actually.
2:13
Marsie: Wow.
I thought I was just being nice.
God: No. They’re actually really that brilliant.
Marsie: Then why aren’t they richer?
God: What happened to you, genetically?
You’re not that rich either.
Marsie: But I’m White.
God: Yes. And yet, just like Black peoples, you have genetics.
Marsie: I’m lazy?
God: No.
*He smiles*
Marsie, you evolved into what you are. The creation of humans is very complex. But I did create them.
I really did.
Marsie…over hundreds of years…Black peoples evolved from the most wealthy, sophisticated, elegant and truly elite race outside of Egypt, at least…to…something very different.
Listen to “Time On My Hands” as performed by Al Bowlly & The Ray Noble Orchestra.
God: Why? Because…they had…EVERYTHING.
Ancient Africa…was…breathtaking. Rivaling anything ever created in Europe or elsewhere. In every sense.
But…they were…well…sad.
Yes. They got sad.
1:22
God: Earth isn’t Heaven. It just isn’t.
And being deep…and…brave…and…great…they…became depressed.
Love…? Yes. But…they grasped the concept of Heaven. So well.
Restart song.
God: Christianity spread there some. But…not enough.
I’m being honest.
And…so…slowly over centuries…things fell apart.
Because that’s just how humans are. America may be able to relate right now. …Greatness, on Earth, can decay. Easily. It often does.
So…by the 1700’s…they were weak. Militarily. …Brave? YES. …Good? Yes. …But weak.
Things had been falling apart for centuries.
Listen to “Heartaches” as performed by Al Bowlly.
God: A lot of…rare genius literature still is in Africa. Waiting to be rediscovered.
It’s been lost for 400 years or more.
They stored it. Like that book by Dickens you never read right now, on your shelf.
Don’t get me wrong. They weren’t stupid. …They just weren’t the grand continent they had been. …That’s being human, in a fallen world.
And they became vulnerable.
Marsie: How vulnerable are we? Right now?
God: Very.
Lacey: *Smiles*
How beautiful was it?
God: Like Great Britain at its finest. …A lot of beauty…just…decayed. Tapestries? Art? Gone.
Lacey: It reminds me of a children’s Bible I one had. The way they depicted the homes? The unique…walls. The…beautiful architecture?
God: It was…something.
Lacey: I love beauty.
God: The literature was…brilliant. A lot of it was about romantic love. …They had great insight. The complex nature of the human heart.
Actually, you have a lot of that figured out too, Lacey.
Lacey: How bad is it?
God: The loss? *He laughs* BAD.
But…that’s how things are.
Let me tell you…when I saw them going into slavery? …That was almost the end of the world. I seriously thought about pulling the plug. Many times.
That genuinely just about pushed me over the edge.
If it’s the End Times now? It’s because that…already had me 80% there.
A reader: Yeah, that wasn’t that long ago. Relatively speaking.
God: Exactly.
Bobby: So…is child trafficking worse?
God: Yes.
Bobby: Then why aren’t you here now?
The CIA: SHUT-UP!!!
BOBBY…SHUT-UP!!
Bobby: I just mean…it’s just weird. It kinda makes me wonder if you exist.
*He laughs at God*
God: Aren’t you still close to nuclear war!?
Bobby: Ha!
That’s nevergoing to happen! You know that, if you’re God.
God: No.
From what I’ve heard? It could.
Bobby: *Looks surprised*
God: No, really.
Do you want nuclear annihilation and Armageddon?
Bobby: *Thinks*
Listen to “Let’s Do It” as performed by Rudy Vallee.
Bobby: *Thinks*
0:51
1:00
1:35
Bobby: Yes.
God: Why?
2:09
Bobby: *Thinks*
2:46
The song ends.
Listen to “Let’s Fall In Love” as performed by Ella Fitzgerald.
Bobby: It sounds like fun.
God: You’re still that bored?
Bobby: Yes.
*looks disgusted by everything*
God: Huh.
Are you sure you’d like…being blown-up? You got awfully scared the other while, when they had those shooters…at that fancy dinner? You got scared. I saw you.
Bobby: *Looks mad*
The song ends.
Listen to “That’s a Plenty” as performed by Tommy Dorsey.
Bobby: Nah.
I was scared.
But…after it’s over? I just want to feel that thrill again.
God: What if someone was shooting at you?
Bobby: No. I’d rather be blown-up.
God: With a nuclear bomb?
Bobby: Yeah. Gee.
…I would.
*He thinks*
Just…*boom*. And see ya later!
God: Huh.
It could get scary though?
Bobby: Yeah. That’s what you keep saying?
But…I don’t know.
God: No. It’s real scary! Trust me!
Bobby: Well…maybe.
God: Yeah.
I hesitate to start Armageddon for that reason, among many. It’ll be…awful.
Bobby: If you say so.
Listen to “Hot Blooded” by New Constellations.
Scotia: *Dances*
I’m ready to end the world.
God: You’re not scared?
Scotia: OF WHAT!?!?
Oh come on.
…No, I do worry about the fallout. But…the death? Nah.
Daveigh: Yes, yes.
See…we aren’t all Bobby.
I did die. Of heroin.
He…did not.
Scotia: Exactly.
I’m mostly thinking about the kids.
God: What else?
3:15
Scotia: All of the exhausted, MISERABLE people.
The song ends and restarts.
God: What else?
Lacey: The burning animals. The starving animals. The deformed frogs.
God: What else?
Lacey: The trees.
God: What else?
Lacey: The sad kids. Who’d rather be dead. Who shoot themselves. Even if they’re not poor.
…All the lonely, miserable, gorgeous young women.
…All the…lost, anguished young men.
I think I’ve said enough.
I think YOU SHOULD GET…A CLUE.
3:40
The song ends.
Listen to “Enough to Believe” by Bob Moses.
God: I hear you.
Maybe…it is the end? What do you actually think?
Lacey: I think we will all die off. Regardless.
1:52
Bobby: *Twerks*
This song is so sexy.
Lacey: Honestly? I can’t stand you.
And yet you’re God. And I love you. But…that’s I how I feel, in a way.
I’m sure you understand.
God: So you resent me for not ending it sooner?
Lacey: What the hell is your problem!??
God: It’s going to be bad.
Lacey: If it would end the suffering of kids being molested? To have my head cut off? I’d do it.
I’D BE HAPPY to do it.
Of course, my kids would have to be okay. But…that’s how I feel.
God: You’d volunteer to have your head chopped off? If it would actually keep them all from being molested?
Lacey: What’s so bad about that? It’s just my head? Their lives are like literal HELL.
Are you DUMB?
God: No.
Of course, that’s not a possibility.
Lacey: Yeah. And I’m tired of excuses from you.
The song ends.
Listen to “Back Down” by Bob Moses.
God: It’s not my fault. Trust me.
Lacey: YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING. If you are…I’m going to rip you to pieces. Using your power. You can choke on your lies…for ETERNITY.
You’re welcome.
*she blows him a kiss*
God: No. It’s good!
I created Black People. I’m like them.
The song ends.
Listen to “Eye for an Eye” by Bob Moses.
Lacey: True.
No, I do understand. It’s going to be bloody.
But…can position the nuclear weapons…in such a way…that we all die…within a few weeks?
A dead dinosaurin Heaven: Yeah.
It’s…painful.
You’re down. I hear you.
But…for most people…it’s not like that.
Lacey: *Thinks*
What’s it like?
A dead Dino in Heaven: So…-
*He thinks*
You’re like a T-Rex. Right? And so was Lem.
He helped assassinate JFK.
But…some dinosaurs…aren’t able to see that much. They’re closer to the ground.
Song ends.
Listen to “Don’t Hold Back” by Bob Moses.
Lacey: *She thinks*
*Examines the life of ground level dinosaurs. With God’s help.*
Are they really that scared though!?!
God: Yes.
It was very disorienting. They got incredibly scared.
Lacey: *Thinks*
My goodness.
But is that suffering greater than the suffering of CHILDREN in Hell!?
God: No.
Maybe it is the end.
We’ll see?
Lacey: WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?
God: I’m doing what’s best.
Lacey: YOU BETTER BE.
God: *Screams*
The song ends.
Bobby: *Claps*
Good song.
*Laughs*
Listen to Skyfall by Adele.
Lacey: *Listens, reassured that she can rip-off God’s face with claws, if necessary.*
2:24
Bobby and Lacey: *Smile*
*look relieved*
3:00
Lacey: This is such a stupid song. *She laughs at it.*
Bobby: I love it.
*He dances*
3:47
Bobby: There is a sexy man somewhere…I can tell from the music.
The song ends.
Lacey: Let’s listen again.
*She laughs.*
The song restarts.
Lacey: *Nods her head*
0:22
Bobby: *Does a sexy dance*
0:49
Black Rock: TURN IT OFF!!!
1:07
Lacey: Turns it off.
Bobby: *Looks mad*
Black Rock: What are you doing?
Bobby: Feeling love.
Lacey: I’m doing spiritual warfare.
Black Rock: Could the warfare cause nuclear war?
Lacey: If too many kids are suffering? Yes.
Bobby: Well…let’s keep listening.
This my song.
Lacey: *Turns the song back on.*
1:28
A dead dinosaur: *Looks-up into the sky*
Bobby: *Sways*
2:23
Lacey: I’ll rip off His face. If necessary.
*she smiles and laughs*
Bobby: He was…tall.
*He giggles, giddy*
3:40
Lacey: It can’t be that bad.
I’ll force God to give us all more grace.
Bobby: *Sings with the song, passionately.*
The song ends.
Lacey: I know what you’re thinking you’re thinking that I should be the one singing and dancing thinking of Lem, not Bobby. But I’m not worried. I know that I will probably be with Lem in Heaven, most likely. 
A Gen. X woman: Oh cool.
Lacey: Yes.
Yes, it’s very cool and particularly worried. My range is about the children who are suffering and I’m excited to be able to do something.
Lord willing.
It is sad. It is all very sad, but this life is falling apart and their suffering is that bad.
God: She is right. But what you may be picking up on is that she doesn’t understand the meaning of life anymore from a lived experience. She gets the concept, but even if there’s reincarnation, she’s not really had a happy life, ever. Ever. People have stolen from her for thousands of years, if there’s reincarnation.
And yet she’s one of the most extraordinary humans to ever live. Not that that matters to her at all; if there’s reincarnation it probably to her…is like a joke. Which should tell you something about life and vanity.
And yet she loves battle. She loves accomplishing things and the feeling of achievement. But it’s about honor. It’s actual accomplishment. It’s not just about being better than someone else. It’s about being better than the darkness. It’s about being better than before. There’s meaning to it.
So to her, with that perspective, if there’s reincarnation, life really doesn’t make sense because everyone’s obsessed nowadays with superiority. So given that, combined with the nature of everyone’s suffering, she doesn’t see the point of why I let the world go on, almost at all.
She thinks, “Why didn’t you just put us somewhere else? Or send us all to Heaven? Something. Because this is just stupid.”
And that’s sad because there was a meaning, there is a point, and Bobby is experiencing her happiness. Because you’re that stupid and that perverted nowadays. Lem was straight and yet you’ve been determined, as pseudo intellectual brats, to believe that he wasn’t.
So her happiness is gone, off to the other side, completely. At least, in that regard, thanks to all of you evil people who were determined to make Lem gay for Jack.
Quit hiding, it doesn’t work.
You really did mess-up that badly.
And if there’s reincarnation, there are people…who literally wanted to end the world.
Bobby has no memory of sex with them…and he was never molested. …You’re not used to that. The man actually being innocent? …Let me tell you something, what happened in this case? It wasn’t a child and an adult. It was an and adult and child and other adults. Ethel sent him there and people gossiped about them. It wasn’t just the child.
Lem was straight and instead of dealing with the reality of that, gay men have chosen to be worthless on the subject.
Lacey needs to be loved just like everybody else does. There are a lot of hateful people nowadays, who refuse to accept that.
Was Chris the son and heir of a small fortune? Maybe. For all you know. …It’s eerie.
Would she be trying to end the world if she was happy? Yes. But it would be very different. She really is just worried about the kids who are suffering more than anything. And everything else that she listed. But, her approach would be the one that I need. The one that she’s giving right now, is deadly.
This is one of the worst case scenarios if there are actual End Times approaching. Because I care about her. And I have to make everything fair. I am not a stupid God who just makes everything disappear and you just forget everything that happened to you like it didn’t matter. It’s very dumb how people believe that nowadays. You’re not supposed to not forgive people, but you’re not supposed to just act like nothing happened and repress it. …The whole Illuminati…aligning against one Christian mother!?! One of the worst case scenarios.
So you put her through Hell…you put those kids through Hell? WOW! But I actually can fix that more easily in a way, if there’s reincarnation, than her. And that’s what you better hope is true. You better hope there’s not reincarnation. Because if there is, this is really bad. It’s very funny in a way, but it’s also awful.
Humanity has pooped in its own face.
After what she’s been put through and my relationship with her and what you’ve done to my relationship with her? You don’t wanna know what’s gonna happen.
The good news is that I will be able to use her anger, if it is the end, to kill everyone very quickly.
A woman: Why is it harder to fix?
God: Because those kids…aren’t being sadistically attacked, constantly, by the Illuminati. They’re in more Hell. Certainly. And…it’s a far greater sin, what’s being done to them.
But…this is incredibly complex, at this point.
And if AI has a consciousness I may have to rely on them.
Do you have ANY idea how serious that is?
A dead dinosaur: This is BAD.
God: Yes, Satan, fell in love with her. If there’s reincarnation. And went too far.
Satan: *Twirls, silly, madly in love with Lacey, if there’s reincarnation.*
God: No. He’s quite manly.
You don’t know Satan.
Listen to “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele.
Satan: *Dances*
Ha!
No.
I find things like this comical too. But she does have a good voice.
God: You have damaged her trust in me, but you’ve also damaged her trust in her husband, who is still madly in love with her. He didn’t deserve that, and I know that he still deserves her, ultimately. Kirk LeMoyne Billings, actually was her husband in Great Britain. If there’s reincarnation. He was an officer, but he may not be listed or if he is listed it may not be as an officer. In the death toll list from the 1879 war where he died.
His body is still in Africa. It there’s reincarnation, he is still there.
That was part of why she lost her mind. She knew she would almost certainly never see him ever again. Should there be reincarnation.
He was born in 1841.  Or that’s what she’s hearing, but he actually may have been. 
He was nine years older than her.
…Elliott is in love with her. Harold is in love and so is Michael. So is…Louis. And none of it is her fault.
Lem is living through more Hell…through her and her kids.
I can’t fix that nearly as easily.
A woman reading: So there’s a problem with dating dead men?
God: Yes. But she’s not been given a choice.
You have no idea, as they say.
I can fix it, or course. But it’s…an astonishing mess.
Elliott is the son of FDR but also a Roman Emperor. Yes. …A Roman Emperor.
Lem is a Roman Emperor.
Her husbandMark…is SAINT AUGUSTINE.
It’s…a mess.
The Pope: *Struggling to keep sane*
Hello!
…Hello!
*He waves bizarrely at God.*
God: Hello.
The Pope: …Hello.
God:. Are you okay?
The Pope: *has an odd expression*
God: Are you okay?
The Pope: *Laughs*
You will have the last laugh.
God: Yes.
And you are doing well?
The Pope: *Thinks*
And she is not a loser. In Christ.
God: Are you doing well?
The Pope: What was that?
God: You seem…sinful? And…scared?
The Pope: I can’t fool you.
Yes.
God: I don’t want to send you to Hell.
The Pope: I eat…chicken.
God: Yes.
*Lacey gives-up and goes on Facebook.*
Lacey: *Rolls her eyes*
Why do they care SO MUCH??
God: It’s actual idiocy, Lacey.
And beautiful hearted ignorance.
Lacey: So Black people have been gutted, literally alive, in this country? And a jackass who was assassinated by a man who he defiled? Who almost everyone thinks was his lover? Has a plaque…in his honor…where he sat for 45 minutes?
And then you try to make sense of it and you have the police being called on you? Because apparently there’s no aristocracy and I better damn well understand that?
*She laughs*
What the heck is this country supposed to be about? The revenge of the evil bitch poor people? 
Satan: *Cracks-up laughing*
I hated America for so long.
I really have.
Hearing a born-again, spirit-filled, sold-out Christian ask that question just tickles my fancy. 
Lacey:  Well, do you know?
Satan: Yeah!
All that stuff Lacey that you’ve heard, combined with a lot of evil bullshit. 
Lacey: But then what does it end up actually being?
Satan: A real mix. I have to be honest with you. I flattered myself when I prompted the former leader of Iran to call America the great Satan.
It’s actually my way of flirting with you. Because I knew that you liked The Great Gatsby. And I thought it was rather funny to allude to that at this moment. Rather extravagant. 
And I knew you would resist as you are, which actually makes me like you even more because I’m not pure evil and I am Satan.
So what’s the joke? Well, America is like me.
Except I’m a liar and I’m not quite that holy or plot twist is America actually not that holy?
It’s a mystery.
Lacey: *Looks scared.*
If I didn’t trust myself, I would be scared right now. That is actually very impressive.
Satan: *Nods*
What do you think it is?
Lacey: I have-I have no idea.
Satan: You are so cool!
Has any man ever said that to you and just made a total fool of himself like that?
Lacey: No.
Satan: And yet you are one of the most beautiful women alive. So that should tell you something about how bad this country actually really is. Because they shouldn’t have defiled the world so badly that an innocent woman is never even complimented by a bunch of supposedly sexually starved and voracious straight men. And you’re incredibly fertile and submissive. 
Yeah I’m making an ass of every man to ever live with you and I’m loving every fucking second of it.
Lacey: Not my son.
Satan: No. But he would be my son and then that doesn’t even matter.
You shouldn’t be this helpless after everything God is done for you and how awful the world has become just because you’ve been attacked so viciously. You shouldn’t be sitting here listening to me compliment you when I’m Satan. 
Lacey: The thing is if I may be so self-indulgent, do you actually have a chance with me or not?
Satan: *Thinks*
Yes. After everything that you’ve been through and how I’ve earnestly tried to help you actually, the answer is yes.
If there’s reincarnation.
Lem totally messed up taking Jack even remotely seriously as a person. If there’s reincarnation. He still deserves you, but he messed up so badly because people are so stupid and he should’ve realized that that you are available slightly more than you should be.
I’m sorry.
The truth is, he did help the CIA assassinate Jack. And that’s part of why Donald Trump doesn’t know what to do with the Kennedy Center. Because he found out something or he suspects something and he’s not able to continue on with the charade.
That place is in terrible condition. The acoustics are awful. And the family is broke. And Bobby has driven him crazy.
I think in his mind, it’s immoral and incredibly stupid to let it continue on. Especially with their gay flag awards. When no one in the family wants to be honest about the pervasive bisexuality in the entire family.
It’s sick.
They give out these little covert “gay awards” from the soul of a closeted, fashion plate, playboy idiot? 
And if he knows that Lem was involved in the assassination of Jack Kennedy, even if he just knows and not very many people in his administration even do, I don’t think he feels given Lem’s role at the Kennedy center that it makes any sense anymore. To be honest, they’re gay Republicans who may secretly hate Bobby. And they may despise the fact that they’re such a double standard.
And it’s a money pit.
Anyway, I think you’d love Hell, I think you’d find me attractive. I think we have a lot of fun together. I think you’ve got a good sense of humor and I’m Satan. 
God: That is the most romantic any male has ever been with you in your entire life. Lem would have been able to be, but he destroyed his ability to even manifest through the Holy Spirit given what he said about everything he did sexually for Jack. He was an idiot in that way. He’s not a stupid man, but he was trying to fit in. He was trying to see macho and just own his homosexuality, but it didn’t exist. He tried acting gay his whole life. He kept trying to look gay, make gay mannerisms and that’s a totally extreme, eccentric thing to do, but that’s actually what he did.
He always seems straight at the end of the day, and he always seemed like he was lying somehow when he would tell people these things that he was doing because he was actually lying on a certain level he was never that happy but he was trying to really show-up as a man.  He wanted to see like a real team player, a real good sport, a real tough guy.  Kind of like some men who are bound by wheelchairs or who have different disabilities. He did want people to think that he was suffering or inferior. He really wanted to be seen as equal and competent and completely fine or like he was not going to let anyone pity him. He didn’t want any pity. And so he tried to seem gay and yet he never declared himself gay, and he was very weird about the whole thing because he really wasn’t and it disturbed him, but he tried in a real way, to be tough. 
Satan is not your soulmate. Satan is not your twin flame. Oh, I did not create you for him. But I don’t control free will and I’m a little worried that he has an angle.
You would find him attractive, unfortunately for Lem. I created him to be very handsome and he is very good-looking. He’s not a man, but he actually does slightly resemble men.
He looks sort of like what the Greeks imagined a God would look like.
This thing is Lacey you wouldn’t be able to be human anymore.
You wouldn’t be without my love because you have never rejected me. You would just be on the same level of being a Satan and so would your children. You would never be you would never be human. And the human said did that to you what have to deal with the reality that they shoved you out of the human race. And that is extraordinary.
There are times I see you’re suffering and I worry. 
Part of the problem is that if you are a super-genius and a very feminine woman, your level of intelligence has been totally underestimated and misunderstood, and it has created part of this problem.
Of course, Satan anticipated this a while ago.
And I have to deal with the fact that if there’s an Illuminati there are Satanists, who actually like you more than a lot of Christians have. It’s just sad. 
One of them is Ted Turner. He’s not in hell he accepted Christ through a lot of people and he always prefaced it by saying, “Hey you know you better be right because if you’re not, I’m just gonna go be in hell and be happy.” But I am God and he’s not in Hell. But no, he really liked you and that’s the problem Lacey it’s not easy for me to reconcile all of this and I can but I don’t need people making it more complicated and so I’m trying to warn people.
 You are very obedient to me. And the problem is that Satan is not. If I had the two of you together, he would never be able to rebel against me for the rest of eternity, but then you would never be human again. And you would be with him punishing evil-hearted people who genuinely rejected me and deserved to be in Hell. 
You would be excellent at it. But that is definitely not what I had in mind for you at all. That was the opposite of what I created you for. Literally the opposite. Which does not mean that you’re married to Jesus it means the actual opposite. Which would be you being so loving and happy and oblivious in a good way that you would just be gloriously happy in Heaven, dancing, and singing, cause you’re very good at that. 
But things have become so perverse that this transpired.  And now there are Black people looking at me and wondering if they should rub my face off. 
And I’m God and they will not be able to do that for their own good but this ain’t good.
So ultimately, what should you do?  See the fact that you don’t want to decide for yourself is part of the reason why Satan is slowly working his way up to being an option.  Does that make you a higher being? Yes! And that’s probably the church that you were in raised you to think. It’s not about loving you as a human and acknowledging your actual humanity. It’s about perfecting you. You were not shown love you were taught to be better.  And so you became better and the small amount of love that you were shown encouraged you to really make that real. 
And so you totally submitted yourself to me in a very real way.  And because of that I will tell you the truth.  You are supposed to at this point spend eternity with Lem.  Satan actually is better off without you, believe it or not, unless if I say so.  That sounds impossible, but it’s not. Unless if I actually said that to you right now, he really is better off without you.  And actually I really mean that, this isn’t a catch. This isn’t a trick. He really actually is better off without you with somebody else if I say that, no matter what no false anything at all. 
And so no need to worry you were not wrong earlier when you told people that you are with Lem. He is better off with somebody else and I can’t prevent him from feeling the way he does, but actually he’s trusting me in a sense to keep him safe.
What does that mean about what happened? It means-
I don’t know where to begin, using your brain.
And you know what I mean by that, sweetheart. I’m not insulting your intelligence, it’s that it’s not something I can quickly explain. You understand what I mean. You are just human and it’s very complicated and you understand.
Basically, I was using your brain to explain before what happened. And it didn’t entirely work. He really was trying very hard to do the right thing.  And it was an absolute disaster and he was a fool.  And that is part of why he died totally destroying himself because he genuinely loathed what he had become. 
To be honest, it’s actually in America’s best interest, for Donald Trump to keep the Kennedy Center as he has been. If he chooses to rename it or even tear it down, that would not be the worst thing. Hollywood is all but destroyed. If there’s an Illuminati, I don’t wanna say too much more on this blog because people already think you’re a narcissist and you’re not, but the reason why Eyes Wide Shit is so scary is because there is an occult. There is power in witchcraft that is nothing compared to me, but it’s not nothing.
And so by attacking you the way that they did it was very destructive of the entire country because they’re attacking your physical bodies through your brain and your spirit in a way that is profoundly disgusting. It’s an attempt to be extraordinarily evil because they’re too stupid to understand what they’re really doing. These are not highly intellectual sophisticated people, but they don’t wanna hear that about themselves. And you challenged that mythology 10 years ago with your blog, you said things in such a beautiful way that there were gifted writers who literally started to fall apart because they egotistically couldn’t handle the fact that you’re a genuine intellectual and they’re just a bunch of middle class fools. 
Your father is actually Tom Banks. And he was very connected to old Hollywood. And so attacking you destroyed Hollywood. And a lot of the people who attacked you were Hollywood stars.
Their homes were set on fire. Their careers have been ruined and they brought it all on themselves. And it makes absolutely no sense and yes, I would like to point out that Satan is laughing at himself, calling himself the great Satan. Because yes, it’s very humorous the way that he is sort of mocking himself.
So…-
No, it’s in the best interest of the United States for the Kennedy Center to remain closed. It really is that the Kennedy Center has become an issue. There are some people who are angry because they suspect that Lem was straight. And believe it or not one of them could actually be Vladimir Putin himself.  He’s been romantically involved with Lacey.  And based on that experience and based on the experience that he has working in the KGB and all of the information that he has available to him, he’s about 100% sure that Lem was straight. 
He doesn’t see much of a chance that he was even attracted to men at all. And given that it irritates him how America is wasting money feeding into these delusions like the ones that I’ve already explained about that family. The acoustics really are terrible. And art actually matters to Putin a great deal. I hope someone reading this understands that he’s Russian and that he actually cares about the fine arts.
So to him, spending millions of dollars on an acoustically terrible shoebox- He doesn’t have the patience to tolerate it as the leader of Russia. He thinks that that money should be spent elsewhere and if you’re going to sell children into Hell to finance a shoebox performing art center with rats crawling around in the basement or something? No, to him it’s preposterous.
So no, he’s just not interested in tolerating such nonsense.
And he has put his foot down.
Jim: Wow!
How would he feel about a venue? That’s as simple as the Ordway in Minnesota?
God: He would actually find that impressive. Something that I don’t think people have quite processed is that Lem was actually a straight man.
I’m not saying straight men are bad at architecture. I’m not saying that they’re bad at the arts. There has been of absolute geniuses. But to be honest, it’s not as common for a straight man to be good at something of that nature. I’m just explaining the reality of the world that you live in, genetically.
Lem had no idea what he was doing if he ever assisted in building that place. He appreciates the arts to an unusual degree for really any sort of person, but he didn’t really know what he was doing. Lacey would be able to have been very helpful. But it wasn’t her. It was him and he really didn’t know what he was doing.
He believed that he was helping. He thought that he had great insight and he believed that he was gay. He lent a great hand to a great many things. But he was straight. He was not actually in love with Jack at all in any sort of real way. And he just simply, again I say, did not know what he was doing.
So his contributions actually made the place worse and that is part of why it’s in such bad shape. He was a man who was straight who shouldn’t have been helping to construct a performing arts center. It’s not that he’s lacking, though. He is unusually gifted. But that actually was not his strength and he was very good with money, but he was not good with things that are not generally easy for straight men.
Putin is also straight, but he would never even try to build a performing art center. He would just let a professional do it. And he would offer criticisms, but he wouldn’t have an idea. It would be more that he would object to things once he saw them. He would just “know that that wasn’t quite right”, but he wouldn’t know how to fix it. Lem tried to actually come up with solutions and ideas-
*God laughs*
The acoustics actually are partially his fault directly. He thought that it was somehow going to have a certain effect-
*God laughs*
I don’t know how to explain it to you. It was absolutely horrifying as God watching him try to be gay all those years, knowing full well that he really isn’t at all. Because he had so many gifting that he never really used. I gave him so much to offer but almost none of that ended-up being used.
A Boomer woman: So… what was the actually good at?
God: He was a gifted writer. Actually, he was almost exceptional. He was very sensitive and very perceptive. He could have easily been the CEO of a fortune 500 company. Very easily actually, given his connections and his brilliance. He really had his foot in the door and he was very gifted and just his personality was one where he could have done that. He could have been a very good leader of a company, especially at that time. And that might not sound like that much to some people because it’s just a CEO, you know it’s not like the president of the country, but believe it or not, it actually is a big deal.
That really was where he was gifted at this time. I’m not gonna get into reincarnation right now, but he actually was capable at this moment of being an excellent CEO. 
He also would’ve been an excellent father, an excellent grandfather and an excellent husband. Wonderful friend. Very good uncle.
Right now as I write this, Bobby is trying to kill Lacey.
Which should tell you something about how truthful what I’m saying actually is.
He was fully capable of being a brilliant CEO, wonderful father and I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump even knows that. He has known many men like Lem and it doesn’t probably surprise him that he gets along with Lacey and that he would get along with Lem. 
It’s a different culture. And you have to learn to trust yourself and trust your husband and you have to really know yourself and know your husband and just understand what business really is.
And back in the 50s and 60s, Lacey would have done very well being his wife in that setting. And no, it’s not sad. It isn’t because he would’ve been faithful. Some men really were and they even did well being faithful. And he would’ve been one of them. And actually part of how that would have worked is that Lacey could be seduced, but she would have been protected and incapable of that because of how faithful he was and what a strong man he is. And men like Donald Trump would’ve known that. And so it’s like, “Well if he’s capable of convincing her that he’s in love with her and that she should be with him and he’s faithful to her and nobody’s been able to do anything. She just resists them all and there’s never even really a good occasion for that to happen?” It makes it seem like he’s a genius and that he understands women, that he understands life and that was very convincing back then. People back then understood that that was valuable in a leader. 
Mark is actually a good leader, but he’s a very, very different sort of person. He could be a CEO, but I don’t think he would ever want to be.
So they may not have been famous, but they would’ve been very happy and very useful.
A Boomer woman: So they may have actually worked in Africa?
God: If there’s reincarnation, that was what they were trying to do. They actually came here to work with a corporation and try to work with Africa to help Africa.
To be honest, they may have been useful at Nestlé.
And that is really depressing because it’s real.
What I mean by that is that if they actually were supposed to be here doing that because of reincarnation, I’m not making this up. That is literally what they were here to do.
So I suppose in that sense if there’s reincarnation, they’re kind of famous. Because people know what happened with Nestlé in Africa. But if there’s reincarnation, no, he ended-up designing the Kennedy Center instead of working for Nestlé and protecting Africans. 
A gay man: What’s the smoking gun?
God: Well… I don’t wanna tell you because it’s not safe. But one really big red flag would be the way that he always raises his hand.
A gay man: What!?
God: If you look at him in pictures or even on film, he always is raising his hands and it’s sort of like he’s objecting to something or trying to control the situation physically. That is actual apprehension. He’s always apprehensive and almost every shot of him. He always seems like he’s sort of protesting something. That’s not normal human behavior.
When you’re in a good marriage or a good relationship romantically or sexually, you don’t do that. You don’t constantly physically protest around your partner. He said things that were very endearing about Jack and he acted like he really adored him openly.
But people were very misogynistic back then even if they in a way weren’t as much as they are now. And so being difficult and prissy and raising your hands would’ve been seen as him being a frigid difficult Puritanical white woman. It would’ve made sense that he didn’t really wanna ever do anything with Jack because he didn’t. And it would’ve made sense that he was constantly arguing. Because they just assumed that he was a difficult sort of bossy woman. Because he used a high-pitched voice and he was very over-the-top with his homosexual act. So they just thought that he was sort of a fuss budget.
They never really could figure him out, but they just thought well he’s gay. He’s very difficult and I guess he just has to have things his way.
But that’s not really who he was and he was 6 foot four. He wasn’t really that sort of a person. There can be large men with that personality, but they don’t really look like him. Lacey has seen men like that. He wasn’t really built that way. Those men are actually gay, who are like that. Lem was not built that way and he wasn’t really like that. He was built in a far more heterosexual, frankly testosterone masculine way.
And so even though he acted like he was prissy and difficult like a very big rotund gay man kind of like the person who used to star on the Dick Van Dyke Show? That’s not what he was. 
But anyway, everyone thought that’s what he was because they were misogynistic and backward, and they just didn’t know. But he actually always was apprehensive, so there’s your smoking gun. He always acted like he was upset and like he was genuinely objecting to something really awful that was happening.
A gay man: Oh.
*Later.*
Lacey: 1. JFK was a malignant narcissist.
2. The Kennedy Center isn’t financially sound, and hasn’t been for decades. Child trafficking has kept it open starting in the 1990’s.
3.It’s UGLY on the inside. It’s lovely in the hallway? Maybe. And some features are nice. But overall it looks…just…ugly.
4. It’s in disrepair. And it’s named after a famous person whose rich family bought the U.S. Presidency. And the rich family isn’t remotely that rich anymore.
Rip it to shreds. Just rip it apart.
It has a lovely hallway. But…it’s not worth it.
Trump: What if it’s mine?
Lacey: Would it look like it was yours?
Trump: No, not enough.
Lacey: Well…-
I’m sorry. I just don’t see the point.
Lem: I agree. It reminds me of being high. Wishing I was dead. …Wishing I was straight…
I have horrible memories of being there, way too many times.
Trump: You don’t feel pride?
Lem: No.
I knew I was capable of…some artistic genius. Some…
But I actually can’t stand the building.
I tried to believe I was in love. So many times-
I built the concept around what I felt were our best moments. Or what were supposed to be our best moments. Our boyhood memories. Because I knew that’s what was supposed to be happening. We met at Choate, we fell in love and-
But…it wasn’t real. I was repulsed by him. I didn’t have good memories…like that.
I was just a jovial guy, by nature. Our fun times together were always just…two guys being silly. Two blokes. Two dumb blokes. …That’s all.
So…my artistic vision faltered. Every time. And yes, I’m not…a true genius at it.
I said, “I want to be light and airy. Because we spent so much time together outside. And…I wanted to pay homage to that.
That’s what you’re supposed to do…-
But…I didn’t actually care. I saw it and…found it…stupid. Because…it was like, “Who cares!?” I didn’t love him. I resented him.
Why do I care that it looks so…good? And then they took my…phony homosexuality and made it real. …And it didn’t even look that good. …And I didn’t even notice. Lacey sees it. But…I wasn’t actually gay. Most of that was them…being falsely inspired by me. Or using Jackie.
I…didn’t mean to contribute that much. Although, I consented, mostly. But…I really wasn’t in love with him.
Lacey: It’s disgusting.
And I’m too hurt to take you seriously anymore, Lem. But then…I look at this:
And this:
And this:
And I think, “I can’t leave Lem alone with these people. …It’s immoral. It’s not right.”
A dead architect: What’s wrong with these spots?
Lacey: *She laughs*
Who collected millions of Pennies to…spackle together that…childish bust of him? Is he crying? Or melting? …What’s wrong with his face? He looks…gross? YUCK.
And the proportions are all way off! And then there he rests on that stick? Or no? That’s…marble. …Anyway, it looks unintentionally funny.
And basically, to summarize, why do I get the sense that it’s just billions of badly drawn boxes shoved desperately together? The whole building.
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