The Illuminati: Come to find out a lot of women who dated Mark are closeted bisexuals. And they dated him and pretended to be trapped by him because they were hiding their homosexuality. They attacked her when she was first dating Mark not just because she was winning but because she was tough and smart. It completely confused and intimidated them. That had an ego problem with Lacey to begin with and that made it worse.
Lacey was expecting them to grow-up. Just “get over it”. And maybe some did. But…apparently not all of them.
*Later*
Lacey: Alright. Lem was straight.
Listen to “Doin’ What Comes Naturally” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Listen to “Sabre Dance Boogie” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Listen “On a Slow Boat to China” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Bobby: If there was reincarnation, I want Brad Pitt to know that I am going to destroy him.
Brad Pitt: *To everyone else* I’m fine. *He says with a smile*
Listen to “The Hut-Sut Song (A Swedish Serenade)” as performed by Freddy Martin.
A reader: Is Micheal Kearns okay!?
God: He may have died in a place of some personal darkness psychologically and that is between me and Michael. That is between Michael and me. I’m not worried.
Listen to “Bumble Boogie” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Listen to “Laura” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Franny: Lacey was in love with her cousin. They were in love.
Casi: *Laughing*
They weren’t really cousins.
*Later*
Joseph, father of Jesus: Why are you dating her?
Lacey: Why am I? Or why is he?
Joseph: You.
Lacey: I’d rather not. I’d rather just be with Lem.
But…I’m trying to get over her.
Joseph: You’re trying to get over her!??
Lacey: Yes.
I’m trying to get rid of her.
Listen to “Doin’ What Comes Naturally” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Joseph: I’m not…such a perfect person.
Why would you have to get rid of her?
Lacey: Well…I’m not exactly sure. But possibly…she’s still attached.
Joseph: And you assume that if you get over her, she’ll get over you?
Lacey: I think if I’m thinking like a man somehow even intuitively yes if I’m completely over her somehow she’ll lose interest and realize that her husband‘s really who she’s interested in?
Joseph: Does her husband wanna be friends with you?
Listen to “Sabre Dance Boogie” by Freddy Martin.
Lacey: Like just as an actual friend?
Joseph: Yes.
Lacey: There is that possibility and yeah, he’s fun. We go golfing together.
The song ends.
Joseph: Do you know that you repulsed her slightly or is that not what happened?
Lacey: I don’t think I repulsed her. I might have, but I don’t think so. I think it’s more that I found her lacking, even if there’s nothing really wrong with her.
Listen to “How Soon Is Now” by The Smiths.
Joseph: Does Jesus find you lacking?
Lacey: YES. Absolutely. But I don’t think he’s aware of that, cause he’s “a really nice guy”.
*she rolls her eyes*
*a moment later*
Cloris Leachman: I used to bleach my hair in the 70s. Her mother did bleach her hair… *she says, to someone wondering*
The song ends.
Lacey: She’s talking about Margy. Margy had dark hair.
Joseph: Somebody was trying to figure something out about Lacey‘s personality. She is right. That is the part of Jesus that we didn’t really parent because we weren’t sophisticated enough intellectually to understand that he was being rude. 
Lacey, I don’t understand why you would enjoy that process?
Lacey: If that’s me as a man it’s because I’m… processing the sought that I picked this person and totally screwed-up.
That is a very wealthy man and his son is a little bit spoiled. I’m sure that he’s going to a nice restaurant and that he has millions he could spend potentially at the drop of a hat, but he never would. Because he’s smart and he has very good friends and he’s very well connected and he’s very integrated into a healthy community because he’s a man and he was able to find that for himself. And he’s a Boomer. And so he is going out probably smelling really good to another Boomer and looking good and he just is a very competent man. And he knows a lot. He can find dates but he messed-up and he enjoys the fact that he messed-up.
He enjoys the fact that he made a mistake with Sharon. I think it was? Because she was an interesting person, but really he’s enjoying if it’s me and not someone just like me because there could be people who are similar to me who are slightly different, but if it was actually me? I would be enjoying my own mistake.
Because I’m very competent. And sometimes it’s nice to just recognize your own flaws to try to sort of take control of your own self and own your own being and own your own self and just enjoy all the dimensions of who you are. So it’s like well I made a mistake? And I am a traveler on this road and I am on my journey as myself in this world and I am my own company 24 seven. And I like myself because I’m interconnected with my family and I’m interconnected with God and I am able to love myself and I am able to process that I am a complicated human and I have flaws.
Joseph:
*later*
Lacey’s neighbor: Is your daughter‘s hair like Margy’s?
Tom: Lacey‘s hair looks like mine and her daughter and son, look like Lem and Margie in their-in their hair.
Lacey’s neighbor: So her son is tall because of Lem?
Bobby: Why am I not more like David? David was more Dutch than I am and I think that’s actually something that I’m jealous of.
Lem: OK so Jesus was immaculately conceived. Have you ever wondered how that happened? I can explain and I think you know what I’m trying to say about Lacey‘s kids. Mark is their dad. They were not immaculately conceived.
Cloris: *nods and smiles*
Joseph: Mary did not have sex with Jesus. Mary did not have sex with God.
Mary did have sex with me. I’m not sure everyone understands that Mary, within the bounds of marriage, did have sex with me. 
Listen to “Pyramid Song” by Radiohead.
Lacey: Were you a shit husband or-or what? What the fuck are you trying to say?
1:18
Joseph: No, Lacey I’m not saying that- *he laughs*
I’m trying to say that she was my wife.
2:04
Lacey: That’s wonderful.
2:38
Joseph:
Casi: Bobby, this really is just all about you isn’t it right now? You have the whole world in your head, trying to babysit you.
Joseph: In his defense, there are actually a lot of Muslims right now in Europe, who are being evil.
Thank you, Lacey for telling me that I have a wonderful wife.
Lacey: Do you know that about her?
3:33
Joseph: Are you? Are you trying to reassure me?
4:02
Lacey: Well you’re happy in your marriage. It’s going well?
The song ends.
Joseph: Yes, we have our problems. But no, we’re actually very happy.
Lacey: Joseph, what is your problem?
Listen to “Desert Rose” by Sting.
4:30
A perfume community member: Do you have the hots for Scotia?
The song ends.
Joseph: No. That’s not a stupid question necessarily at all, but no. 
I see why you won’t think that.
I think it’s that I’m part of Jesus‘s problem Lacey. I was his adopted dad. He was still immaculately conceived, and he had no sin. But he learned some of his humanity for me. I was a very good man and I don’t think I did wrong by him. But he did learn some of his mannerisms and traits from me. And he was not sinful, but I am part of how he was tempted and how he had a truly human experience. By tempted, I don’t necessarily mean sex. I just mean tempted to be too angry at times at people or tempted to be cruel.
Lacey: So I’m tempting you to be cruel because you’re a bitch?
Joseph: *Laughs*
That’s an interesting word to use.
Lacey: Yes it is. I picked it just for you.
Joseph: You think I’m being effeminate?
Lacey: I wonder if you are. I can’t tell what’s going on. I can’t read your brain. Why don’t you explain yourself more? You’re just a ball of mysteries, huh?
Joseph: *laughs*
Lacey, I don’t think you understand the plight of the poor. 
Lacey: They have a plight? As far as I can see they’re not going anywhere.
Joseph: *smiles* OK you’re right.
Lacey: No, I think they’re better off dead, except they can contribute to society sometimes and other times they can be very happy or I suppose both. There’s something to their life, they’re human, but it’s an absolute shit existence. Until they’re dead, of course.
Casi: It’s not that bad.
Lacey: Are you sure?
Casi: *Looks confused*
Lacey’s neighbor: It’s not that bad.
Lacey: I don’t think so…- *she laughs*
Casi: No! You’re thinking of…extreme poverty.
*She laughs*
Lacey: I can’t quite believe that. But okay?
Lacey’s neighbor: No. Some poor people aren’t that bad off!
Lacey: *Thinks*
And at that Bobby transforms himself into an Irishman. Completely. Because he attacks a young boy who was starving to death in the Netherlands in World War II.
He used to attack David and David committed suicide in 1984. 
Lacey: *Thinks*
Lacey sees an unfamiliar ghost flying across her hallway in a hurry. They appear to be very busy.
God: Bobby now has two fathers and Ethel. He’s demanding other people cease to exist or he doesn’t care, so he is now very precarious as Bobby Kennedy Junior. He has two Irish dads. One is Bobby and one is a very rich, very busy Irish man from the 1930’s.
A woman in America in her 40’s: So…it’s Lem? *she whispers*
*then laughs*
Joseph: *weeps*
God: No. You don’t actually have that much insight in this situation, I’m sorry.
No, it’s a rich businessman from Dublin. He died in the 1980’s. Yes. But…he was born in 1899. Yes. 1899.
Bobby: My dad is a fagot!?
Ethel: Bobby…what exactly do you want from humanity? *She says in exasperation*
A gay man: BOBBY! Your dad is a rich…man? In DUBLIN!??
Why are you so upset!?!
Bobby: He’s probably ugly. And he’s Irish not British or Dutch.
A gay man: Why did you attack David? If you want David to be your brother?
Bobby: I don’t want any of this shit!!
I want-
*he screams and storms off*
*people have varying reactions*
Joseph: I was trying to talk with Lacey about the poor. Can we do that!?
A man named Mike: *nods his head*
Joseph: Some of them aren’t that bad off. Okay? And…because of that…-
*he thinks*
I don’t think you understand, Lacey. I don’t think you have any reference.
Lacey: I don’t.
I guess?
So…what’s that all about?
Joseph: It’s not the same thing as…the suffering poor. You may know the life of the suffering poor better than I do.
Jesus: *weeps*
Joseph: But…they’re all…poor…
Lacey: How?
Joseph: So on your vacation to Duluth? In 2018? Where did you stay? A nice hotel? Yes. And you had room service. …They had The Days Inn eggs. At best. And…they ate chewing-gum as a snack.
They drive a nice van. The Days Inn was clean…enough. They had a great time! REALLY. …Good music there and back. Smooth driving. And okay, they did stop at a cool restaurant on the way there. Just to kick-off the vacation. But…they certainly aren’t…living like you.
Lacey: *Thinks*
What do you want me to do about it?
Joseph: You can’t do anything.
Lacey: *Looks annoyed*
*Looks angry*
Joseph: You can’t do anything!
Lacey: *looks incredibly angry*
Well…-
Why…are they nailing ME to Jesus’s cross!? I’m back in Egypt, minding my own damn business.
A dead writer: We assumed…Egypt was where it’s at. We heard a lot of bad stories about the Egyptians.
Joseph: Indeed.
You weren’t all pure evil.
Scotia…or Scotia’s interpretation…do you even know what they want?!?
Lacey: NO! And they refuse to tell me!
Joseph: Yeah!
What’s your instinct to give them?
Lacey: A gift-certificate to…Grandma’s. A good rental car. A…spa and massage at Fitger’s. And…$300.
Joseph: If you were to give them one of those things they would think you were a genius. But the combination of all those things doesn’t make any sense to them and then they get angry at you and start thinking you’re a terrible person.
Do you understand why?
Lacey: No.
Joseph: Okay. They want…five nights…at Fitger’s.
Lacey: Do they actually want that!?
Don’t they hate Fitger’s?
Joseph: Is that what they told you when you stayed there?
Lacey: Yes.
Joesph: *Thinks*
They have told you that so they have to live with the consequences of telling you that. There is a billionaire who is informing me that-
I don’t think that they understood that they were snubbing themselves.
Lacey: And that’s why I kept trying to explain and prove that I was actually from an old money family.
Joseph: And that’s where there are certain people in Europe and elsewhere, in the perfume community, who really screwed over the whole world.
Because a lot of these impressions that she has come from the perfume community.
They were too arrogant and vain to accept that she has better taste than them. Full stop.
She had better taste than anybody in the whole community who’s ever been there, and they couldn’t handle it. Nobody was arrogant enough to find a way to use it, or stupid enough to not notice and not care, or kind enough to just accept it, or mature enough to understand that that’s just the way the world actually works and they have to accept it and grow-up and handle the fact that they’re not Old Money and never have been.
I don’t think Dimitri could handle that. He was never Old Money. …Because he’s told himself that he’s secretly Old Money to cope with being snubbed by his rich friends.
So…they fell apart.
They’ve been snubbed. They’ve been misunderstood. And they’re not necessarily strong people, and they couldn’t handle the fact that she was actually superior to them. And so they went around telling her a bunch of lies. A bunch of lies about everything that she posted, instead of accepting that they were looking at something that was inspirational to them, that they could never attain or something that was inspirational to them that they could attain…but they just didn’t know to attain…because they didn’t have a good background. Or something that they could attain, but that they were choosing not to…because they had a bad background.
*Later*
Joseph: So!
Micheal Kearns was mostly gay. As in, almost entirely gay. And he chose to identify as that. For…many reasons. He…did fall for women. On rare, rare occasions. Like…once. But…that’s why he identified, “openly” as gay.
Men were sneaky about homosexuality in the past. Now…they’re sneaky about heterosexuality. Men…are like that.
Lacey…that’s the problem. These people are…very sneaky.
Lacey: Why do I have to deal with that!?
It’s SO loud and in my face!?
Satan: Because they outsmarted themselves, in relation to you. I made sure of it.
Damn! I wish I could- *he lusts after her*
She looks GOOD right now. Tight sweater, tight pants. Gorgeous hair and makeup. SCOTIA. *he laughs*
*he exhales*
Anyway…I made sure of it.
Adam (from the Garden of Eden): What perfume is she wearing?
Satan: *he laughs*
What do you think?
Adam: I mean perfume.
Satan: What do you think?
Adam: *Looks nervous*
Satan: I’m not sure I want to tell you. What will you do with that information?
It’s a GOOD combination.
Listen to “Walkin’ On The Sun” by Smash Mouth.
*later*
Satan: She’s wearing Revlon Ciara. Two delicate sprays. Mixed with vintage Hermès Calèche, heavily applied. Mixed with Dior Diorling, lightly applied.
It smells…gorgeous.
Very sexy.
Adam: I’d never have thought of that.
Satan: Lacey’s curvy. But in an old 1950’s way. And it’s SEXY.
It’s more languid and…- It’s different. I prefer it. I loved looking at chicks in the 1950’s.
One of her kids has a dead Vietnam Vet, who’s stuck at 16…waiting for them. On the other side. But…we’ll see. When her kid dies…they’ll be 16 too. *He smiles and laughs* None of my business. That’s all on God.
I tortured the vet. In Vietnam. He died screaming. But…he was a good man. And…he’s with God. Not me. That’s not what I was just implying.
Lacey: We’ll see if there’s someone here. She’s not…a misfit, like I became. But…at the same time…if he’s perfect for her?
He seems like a great kid!
Satan: “He seems like a great kid!?” you say. “This man’s old enough to be her father!” you say. You know what? Actually, he’s not. In a way he is because her mother was in her 20s. But in a way he’s not. Because genetically it’s impossible that her father could be younger than 112. 
She was fully capable of marrying someone a lot older than her and her age. Nobody younger. She has found some men attractive who are in their 30s, but not really and anything younger than that and she starts to just totally lose all interest and they’re very attractive men but they’re just not attractive or her really like they kind of are but not really. They just seem so childish even if they’re in their 20s. They’ve been very attractive, young men living next to her who have flashed her.
Yeah, this was a few years ago. She had more hair cause she hadn’t been totally tortured and she was in her late 30s and it was the winter and they had been checking her out. There was a group of college guys living right next-door to them. And yeah, late one night she was getting out of the car. Her kids were still little and they were distracted. God and the guy waited until Lacey was the only one standing outside their car and he flashed her. He was totally naked.
And she didn’t even realize that because she’s such an innocent person and also Because it just isn’t something that she noticed. He was attracted to her, but you know that is actually that’s not perverted on his part. He may find Marilyn Monroe attractive. I don’t know, but she was not interested obviously at all and she’s also not a slut, but she just wasn’t interested.
So that’s probably been very confusing to some people but no, she’s not hiding pedophilia it says she genuinely has no interest in these hot young men. She’s not pretending not to be interested to hide something worse. She’s genuinely not interested.
Yeah, they can’t handle that intellectually.
They want things to be far more simple than they are. I’m sorry there’s nothing that I can do about it. There’s nothing that can be done. Just yeah OK fine they’re good looking young men, but that doesn’t fix the situation. See some of these guys are trying to hook her up with some younger man because they realize they’ve screwed everything else up.
But that’s never gonna work.
So no, she could’ve married someone older and that was part of why people kept calling her gold digger because she’s so mature and they don’t get that. It’s actually just her body and her mind and no, she’s not a pervert. She’s just very mature person. So her clothes are fitting her differently. It’s not like she’s putting things on to look like an older woman. Her body is just naturally more like a woman who’s older even though she’s young and I’m not saying that the right way she doesn’t have an old woman’s body. She has a body that was more common in the past.
A lot of very jealous women have been stupid and they’ve chosen to believe that she has an old woman’s body because they’re jealous and then they lie to themselves. No, she has a woman of an old-no she has a body of a woman from the past.
OK I was just trying to say something and you cut me off Bobby.
Because you don’t like what I’m saying, do you?
Bobby: I’m completely fine. I don’t have a problem.
Satan: oh that’s not true.
You’re incredibly threatened by this.
It’s proof Bobby, that love was straight obviously and that you’re kind of psychotic. And have been for a while.
Or it’s proof that you’re an idiot and you’re gullible.
But you know here’s the interesting thing I want to talk about Lacey‘s body. It’s a really nice body.
And I think it’s absolutely charming that her father is old and she’s living in this desert island sexually. Did I arrange that? Oh yes, I did.
Yeah I’m a nice guy believe it or not. I was the worship leader in heaven. I really was! I fell and I’m not trustworthy OK, but I actually am still enjoyable when I want to be.
So anyway, she’s really attractive OK and it’s not a problem that she’s only attracted to then her age and older but it’s a very different mindset than most women alive today. A lot of women alive today Have a thing for younger men. It’s been talked about. And they’re kind of getting obsessive because a lot of those guys are really working on their look. A lot of them are working out more and staying healthy. Wearing cologne, wearing skincare products and being sensitive. And their thought is to marry a woman in their 30s or 40s and just sort of work their way into the business world. Maybe land an actual job that pays in their 30s because some of these women don’t want kids. And then the idea of of course is that when she gets too old, they’ll either realize they were madly in love with her the whole time or they will leave her for a younger wife and she’ll just I don’t know what? something?
Where are the women might decide to leave them. I am always somewhat surprised by what people choose just a little surprised.
So I don’t know it’ll be interesting to see what people do. But that really is a fairly common thing nowadays, and that has no appeal to her at all. She’s been totally screwed over.
I mean, totally screwed over. And frankly, I can’t handle it anymore, which is why I’m being so charming. You guys didn’t need to go quite this far. I wasn’t thinking it was going to get quite this bad and God has had many conversations with me because I wasn’t expecting things to be quite this intensely awful.
Like you don’t need to not only be a dead horse, but then burn it up and then save the ashes and reconstitute the horse by turning it into a statue made of ashes and then beat that and then burn that up and then just keep repeating the process? Cause that’s what you guys are doing. And the only way that you’re really hurting her right now is by either harming her children or harming someone that she cares about or getting her to empathize with you and then harming her.
I’m so sick of hearing about poor people Joseph can just shove his little fucking sympathy up his ass. I’m tired of it.
It’s, it’s interesting to hear about what really happened and how poor the poor people are but you know the problem is even if that’s helpful and I’m sorry if that was too far. Maybe it was but I think we’re trying to express something to him. It’s inappropriate. It’s inappropriate.
Joseph, I don’t think you’ve realize this sweetheart, but she’s the one that’s been suffering. Yeah honey, I know you don’t fuck Mary the way God does, but it’s time to put those insecurities. Just you know I don’t know. Put them in a box somewhere hold off on that for a second you spaz, retard, and just try to think about the situation from someone’s perspective who’s better than you. If you can’t do that, maybe you’re just a fuck up and maybe Mary fucked excuse me fucked God because you were such a loser.
Were you boring and so she sat around and thought oh who can I sleep with and get away with it and she came up with God?
Does Lacey remind you of Mary? Is that your vendetta? You can’t punish Mary cause you can’t prove she did anything because it’s God and he keeps telling you he was innocent and you’ve had to trust him all these years even though you’ve seen proof it’s still boggles boggles your mind. Do you think how the hell did that happen.
Yeah, you say how the hell did she get pregnant without having sex? He always tells me that he didn’t do anything. I’ve seen the evidence but I’m still not over it.
Yeah, and Mary is the same thing as Lacey? Just a whore? And you know it was a man this time yeah and so you’re gonna hold these little bitches accountable for whatever shit they’re pulling?
Yeah, I know how you think you have an ego. Yeah I know who you are. You’re insulted!
Yeah, you’re insulted. Yeah, I can see it on your face. You feel salted do you feel insulted huh? Yeah you feel insulted. Aww…that’s too bad. Yeah that’s too bad.
The end times evil becomes good and good becomes evil. You can’t actually literally do that. But it can appear that way or it can mean that in someway that’s extremely complex. Because, why is Adam reincarnated as a perfume collector? I mean, that’s just weird.
It seems like it should be good, but it’s actually really weird. And then I’m Satan and I’m telling you that to help you? I think that’s what they meant. Or is that not it?
OK, the thing is Jesus‘s father is God. And Joseph may actually be less messed up than it would seem. But he isn’t understanding that it’s not just that she needs help understanding poor people It’s that she really is a loving person who actually may care about the more than he does. I know that. Oh, I absolutely know that. I am Satan.
I may have prevented her birth so that we would be able to torture those kids in Vietnam. There are many reasons why God will be very hesitant if not, totally incapable of letting me be with her. And that is one of them. I was cruel to a lot of really wonderful young men.
Yeah, if Lacey had been born in 1918, she would’ve prevented Vietnam that’s how powerful her father was and that’s how smart she is about war. No she’s not a lesbian at all. She’s not a man at all. She’s not not binary at all. She’s a woman who understands war. That’s very unusual, but they exist. And she’s incredibly elegant and feminine, but she just has an innate understanding of war.
And yes, Adam, if there’s reincarnation has an innate understanding of perfume. He may even subconsciously remember what the garden of Eden smelled like and be tortured by perfume because it reminds him of something he lost and heaven itself I don’t know, but that’s just one theory. Truthfully Lacey and I have been worried about talking about that because we don’t want to drive him insane. If he actually is Adam, that’s a horrendous task. But lately we haven’t had a choice and the good news is that if he is Adam, that’s just who he is and it just drives home. The reality of how human humans actually are.
You may ask yourself, Adam why did you eat that apple? I have a feeling that it was something to do with Eve and her beauty. But it wasn’t the Apple wasn’t sex itself or anything perverted. It was probably an actual apple or something like an apple. nothing like a child or anything like that something actually like an actual apple. Did the crunch of a body is not the same thing, sweetheart, as an apple. I saw something on TikTok with some frankly lower class woman who came up with this theory that they were eating babies. No, my dear they were not eating babies. They were eating something like an apple so it was a fruit or it was sort of edible thing that is edible like an apple. It was something innocent, but the idea was about God and his authority and it’s extremely complicated. I can’t quickly discuss it. I’m sorry, but it is far more boring and happy and Monday in a normal.
So why did Adam eat that?
I wonder if he just was in love with his wife and wanted to support her possibly? He may still do shit like that. I have a really dark suspicion that he did that with Lacey. He knew not to snub her and be a jerk to her because there was something forbidden about it. That was extremely serious. And Eve his wife wanted to snap her because I tempted her again to snub. Lacey and I lied to her the same way that I did before. And she knew it was a dumb idea. She knew that she should find some way to handle it. That was more mature inappropriate, and in a way intelligible. And then Adam followed suit and did the same thing and it made no sense, and it was totally destructive.
And we can make that grand and important, but let’s also remember that these are and we’re humans and that it may not be quite as astounding as some people recently have thought it could be something sadly simple.
Were they human? Oh yes, they were, which is how even if there’s reincarnation and evolution God still created humanity as humans. They were fully human. Yeah,
So maybe human history in the Bible is actually a shorter timeline and more recent than you think. Maybe people from the distant past were not really intellectually fully human and God didn’t recognize them as such in the Bible. maybe they were technically the first to evolve into being humans or one of the first.
Or maybe they were the first couple?
But they were what he recognized or chose to focus on.
What did he say? The other people were? What if they were animals or something like an animal? What if Neanderthals and others such beings actually were almost animals because they hadn’t fully developed something in their brain yet?
That makes the whole AI thing really interesting doesn’t it?
There’s a very good chance that evolution isn’t quite what you think it is either and it’s a little more complicated than what you think. If there were no humans around, what was he doing? Could there have been beings like Mollock?
So could there have been beings like Mullick and Neanderthals who were very lovely but weren’t really actually technically human?
You might have what they call the Neanderthal DNA, but that doesn’t mean you’re an animal that’s a misunderstanding of evolution remember? Lacey is fully human sweethearts and she’s not inferior.
Bobby is something funny to you?
Bobby: it’s just that Lacey‘s like you know curvy in a way that’s like too curvy like she has these big like sexy hips in this tiny little waist in this like big juicy ass and these like sexy legs and then these tits that stick out, but they’re like skinny and then like these beautiful shoulders, and and it’s hilarious.
*he laughs*
A white trash guy: Oh wow. DANG BOBBY!
You put me in my place.
*he laughs*
The Illuminati: Bobby, what were you trying to even really say?
Bobby: it’s just I mean she’s attracted to people, her age and older? *He laughs* that’s just like retarded sex. It’s like she’s sexually retarded.
*he laughs*
The Illuminati: No. No, that’s not what that would be. That’s that’s not what that is. That’s not it. She’s not a perverted person but she’s not retarded. That’s not. It’s not it’s that’s not it. I guarantee you. There’s nothing that was suggest that in any real way I’m sorry.
A bro with a podcast: I thought he was funny. I love his insights about her. I can’t stand her. She would never have sex with me. She thinks I look like a woman.
Bobby: and see then she says stuff like that and that makes him wanna rape her or convince himself that she’s just stupid and black.
But he’s already realized that she can’t really be raped. It’s complicated but she’s not really rap able. And she’s not really black at all or he’s not even a human. There’s nothing black about her at all right now like at all so you have to believe in reincarnation and then she becomes Scotia and then you have to accept the fact that Egypt was white and that she’s like one of the most important people in history and he can’t accept that but then he pretends like he can because it pisses him off that she’s better than him because he’s a really arrogant asshole.
And then say stuff like that to her and she thinks we’re serious and we are, but we’re only saying it because we’re gonna trick her later. But then she already knows that and then we can’t believe that she knows that is how the hell does this woman know that she’s not supposed to know that and then I feel like I’m talking to my mother and I can’t figure out why there’s no explanation and so Tucker Carlson decided that she was an alien.
But now I’m going to wonder if you really meant that. Because he’s not-
I don’t know about him.
I really wonder sometimes if I’m under attack from like everyone alive. And then I start to think I don’t know guys this one’s gonna be rough.
It’s gonna be a rough haul.
But I think we’ll pull through.
And then my buddies…
my bro
My podcast
I cash in
And find out the truth.
The Illuminati: OK but she’s not retarded so if you were excited about that, still put that really exciting idea OK because it’s not real I’m sorry.
I think Joseph was supposed to be helping her relate to people today and it really did not work out very well and that’s why Jesus was weeping. He kind of explained to her a little bit of what was going on, but she’s very busy and it’s very late in the game and I think it’s a little bit ridiculous.
He is just human, even if he’s a saint.
She really does mean well and I just don’t think he was expecting her to care that much about people.
he was right about the perfume community, but then he needed to go a step further and explain where they’re coming from because Satan got carried away, and I almost feel bad for him because he’s lasting after a woman that he’ll never have?
It makes me think of the Rolling Stones song.
And actually, if the Beatles molested children, the Rolling Stones were less evil than they were.
Which is why Donald Trump chose the Rolling Stones.
They have two very different understandings of things. Lacey has chewed out the Beatles and I think it’s OK if I say that.
she actually is an incredibly sexy woman stop desexualizing her. you can’t handle the reality of the fact that women in the past had more estrogen because it speaks the global warming.
It speaks to over population, which is part of global warming to me. I’m not sitting around doing nothing believe it or not.
So Joseph needed to go a step further and explain that these people were thinking this or thinking that and he didn’t do that and then she had to leave to go get something for her husband, and she couldn’t do that without concentrating on it and so then the conversation just was thrown off. I know she has to go make dinner and people are very upset because this is very real in someway and there’s nothing we can do.
And this is when she starts talking into her phone because she’s tired. Her mouth is extremely dry and I am busy too, and we don’t have all day to do this and not everyone in the illuminati was actually a part of the of the problem. 
You people are so simplistic in your understanding of things it’s really getting perverted
I’m not a lizard person and not everyone is exactly the same
I’m not a lizard.
They’ve used the hateful dead energy of Michael Kearns to cut off her speaker. On her phone.
So I’m trying to write this.
Okay.
Umm…-
And the speaker just came back. So now I’m gonna start speaking gibberish again to save time. I don’t have time to sit around all day. I’m sorry. i’m sure Satan helped us. Thank you
OK so…
I wish Bobby and his buddies well so does Lacey but please stop trying to find somewhere that she’s inferior because she’s not at all. It’s a dead end and I’m so fucking sick of trying to help you people understand that.
I’m sorry if it breaks your heart like what the hell do you want from humanity?
OK, so why don’t you pray to God and ask him if there is a way to talk to Saints to give God to give Joseph more grace to explain who you are to her because I think he really cares and wants to help her understand. But I don’t think that it’s easy for him to do that because he’s just a dead person. He’s not a deity so God could give him powerful abilities, but but he’s still just a human so pray to God to give Joseph grace to talk to her their really shouldn’t be a problem, but it seems like there’s something so just pray that God will help. Joseph explain this to her.
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